Location: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
Time: August 5, 2015. 03:00 P.M.
Dmitry did as she said. Will Dmitry stand her eleventh fart for 30 seconds? You'll see!
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This fart wasn't as huge as her tenth fart, but sure it was stinkier.
Dmitry was drowning in the stench. He didn't know if he could stand that fart for 30 seconds.
3 seconds have already passed, and Dmitry wasn't breathing much. Could he stand that for 30 seconds? Dmitry was really anxious, because he didn't know if he could to that. What he knew was that fart was very stinky and pungent. Seconds were passing, and that was draining Dmitry's breath.
"5 seconds", reminded Ekaterina.
Yeah, 5 seconds, as if that was enough. 30 seconds must pass, in order to win the challenge. The nauseating stench of Ekaterina's fart was too much. She knew how stinky her fart was, but she wasn't so near, so the effect wasn't the same. Dmitry's eyes were burning, and he could feel the toxicness in the air. His lungs were getting too much stinky air.
"You're doing well, carry on", said Ekaterina.
7 seconds were passed, and that wasn't still enough. Time was passing really slow for Dmitry, one second felt like 10. He was breathing too much of Ekaterina's stench. Ekaterina reminded him the time every 5 seconds to make him feel better (or worse, depending on his mood), and 10 seconds haven't still passed. The air smelled like pungent rotten eggs, and Dmitry didn't like that. He, however, did like the 100 Rubles he was promised. It was better than nothing, he could buy some chips with that.
The air was very rotten, and Dmitry couldn't breathe that much. Dmitry was thinking about what Ekaterina said about criminals. She needed to work like that, punishing criminals with her farts, it would have been useful. He was being through the brimstone stench of hell, and he did nothing bad, he wasn't a criminal.
"I want to hug you", said Ekaterina, long time ago, when farting wasn't a thing.
"Ok, I'll hug you!", replied Dmitry.
That happened some months before, when Dmitry wasn't even thinking about smelling her farts for 100 Rubles. That just happened so randomly. He was feeling nostalgic about that, so he wanted to hug her again after the challenge. That was making him weaker.
"10 seconds", said Ekaterina, in that moment.
It was only one third of the time, and Dmitry was already feeling very weak. Maybe this time he wouldn't have been able to smell her fart for 30 seconds. He was thinking again what happened some months ago, when it was still winter, and flowers were still yet to bloom.
"I like hugging you", said Ekaterina, months ago.
"I like hugging you too!", replied Dmitry.
"We will always hug each other, right?", asked Ekaterina
"Of course we will, I like it", replied Dmitry.
Dmitry was thinking about that, under the stench of Ekaterina's fart. They hugged each other that same morning, so hugging was still a thing, but for some reason, Dmitry was still feeling nostalgic. Was it Ekaterina's fart smell that made him feel like that?
"Woah, boy! I shouldn't have eaten those eggs and bean, sure they have an effect on me!", said Ekaterina.
Months ago Ekaterina was hugging him, now she was farting on him. Never did Dmitry think her farts could be so stinky. It was some toxic gas or something. The amount of Hydrogen Sulfide in her farts should have been very high, judging by the smell of rotten eggs she was pumping out. That sure was some chemical bitterness. Now he was feeling how stinky her farts could be.
"Are your farts usually stinky?", asked Dmitry, the day before. He didn't even smell her farts back then, and he thought they were nothing bad.
Ekaterina laughed in a low voice, then she smiled and said: "No one knows it, because I always hold them in when I'm with other people, but usually they're very stinky, sometimes they are so stinky that even I move away from them, and this happens when I don't eat beans. I don't know what will happen later, I've never eaten so many beans."
Dmitry didn't believe her, and now he was seeing that was so true. Ekaterina's farts were so deadly she could use them to punish criminals, as she said.
"It's almost finished, Dmitry! 20 seconds!", said Ekaterina.
Was Dmitry about to win? Only time (10 seconds) could time. 10 seconds were a long time, being under that disgusting stench.
Dmitry couldn't even talk. If he talked, the stench would enter his mouth.
"My...", was beginning Ekaterina.
Time was passing so slow, even the words were slow. Dmitry couldn't concentrate on what Ekaterina was saying. Her fart was too stinky. He didn't know she had to fart again, but she was holding her fart. Her 12th fart would have been too much for him. She was holding it to make things easier to him.
"Farts...", continued Ekaterina.
Dmitry only heard the word "farts", but he wasn't knowing in what context she was saying it. He knew her farts were nasty as hell, only that. It was almost finished, Ekaterina was finishing her sentence. 20 seconds have already passed, how much time was passed totally? 23 seconds? 27 seconds? Dmitry didn't know.
"Could...", continued Ekaterina.
Dmitry was really dizzy under her fart. It was like being in a circle of hell. "Ekaterina's circle", was thinking Dmitry. Maybe that was the circle for punishing people who liked money so much?
"Make...", continued Ekaterina.
Dmitry was trying to put those words together, but he couldn't do that. He was only hearing "Make". He didn't know what that meant. Dmitry was about to puke. He couldn't stand Ekaterina's fart for so long. Her fart was so stinky, it smelled like sulphur and boiled eggs. It wasn't anything like a perfume. Dmitry had to stand that for so long.
"Someone...", was continuining Ekaterina.
Dmitry was confused, he couldn't understand what Ekaterina was saying. His eyes were tearing and his mind was aching. He couldn't stand all that stench. How much time has passed? 25 seconds? 29? It was almost over, though. Like a prisoner who waits for Ekaterina's fart to end, he was doing as well as he was a prisoner who was condemned to smell Ekaterina's farts.
"Faint", finished Ekaterina.
Dmitry could now understand the sentence Ekaterina said: "My farts could make someone faint", and it was true! Dmitry was about to faint! Suddenly, Ekaterina shouted those words: "YOU WON!".
Dmitry stood up, he couldn't believe it! He won! He won 100 Rubles! Ekaterina congratulated him and said: "Now it's over, you won 100 Rubles, it's all finished. Are you happy?"
Dmitry felt happy, but he had a strange feeling, is it already over? Was it so easy and short? He couldn't believe that.
"Yes, it's over", said Ekaterina
"I know, it feels so strange, it began so suddenly, I can't believe I won", replied Dmitry
"You did, you were so good, I didn't expect you to win like this, I'll give you 100 Rubles", said Ekaterina
Dmitry was so excited about the money. Was it really over? Are all of the adventures over? Is this story over?
"I'm happy, but, I mean, is this over? What are we going to now? I'll miss these times...", admitted Dmitry.
"We'll do other things. I don't want to do this again...", admitted Ekaterina
"I'll miss this", said Dmitry
"Don't worry, we can hug, we can play videogames, we can listen to music, we can do a lot of normal things", said Ekaterina.
"It's true, but, can you hug me?", asked Dmitry.
Ekaterina didn't even reply, she smiled and hugged him tight.
"Don't worry", said Ekaterina, in a low voice.
"Sergei, Igor, Elena and Nataliya will come at my house later, we won't be bored", she continued.
"That's ok", said Dmitry
"And we'll play videogames together happily", said Ekaterina.
Dmitry was now happier, but he was still a little sad.
"Let's spray some air freshener, this place stinks", said Ekaterina, laughing.
They both took some air freshener, sprayed in the air, and opened the window.
The place really stunk, and Ekaterina farted again.
"Sorry, it's the beans", said Ekaterina, smiling.
"Was it going too far?", thought Dmitry.
"I know Dmitry won't miss it, my farts are deadly", thought Ekaterina.
"What are we going to do in the afternoons, now?", thought Dmitry.
Time was passing a little fast now, it was 03:15 P.M.
Ekaterina's friends were coming at her house at 04:00 P.M.
Her mom knew that, because Ekaterina said it to her.
The air freshener wasn't doing much, the room still stunk. Ekaterina was imbarassed. She didn't want to host their friends in a stinky room, what could she do? She was waiting for the air freshener to make his effect, but it wasn't doing so.
Time was still passing, and Ekaterina and Dmitry were doing nothing. Just hugging and spraying some air freshener in the air.
Dmitry was happing to have won 100 Rubles. It wasn't that hard. It didn't make much time, just one day, to do that. He thought these adventures would have kept for longer, but he was happy it was all finished. It was 03:30 P.M. and Ekaterina decided to play Call Of Duty, waiting her friends to come in her house.
She started playing with Dmitry. It was the Tranzit level, the one Dmitry liked so much.
The first level was easy, the zombies were slow and they could be killed with just one hit of the knife. The second level was a little harder, and they took the pieces and turned on the power. The zombies could still be killed easily. The third level was harder, as the zombie's health points were getting higher. They could still do it easily. The fourth level was harder, and they encountered a lot of Denizen, since they missed the bus.
"Now, we're getting the same things, the same life as always, the same, boring life, I didn't expect this but, I'd like to play the farting game again", thought Dmitry.
Dmitry was thinking about smelling her farts, he liked it, even thought the smell was so nasty. He didn't want to be back at his boring life, he wanted to do something exciting. He was already feeling nostalgic about smelling her farts, but he kept playing the game until the Avogadro showed up, Ekaterina killed the Avogadro and... her friends arrived at her house.
"Good morning", said Igor to Anna (Ekaterina's mom).
They all greeted to Anna and then she showed them Ekaterina's room.
It was going to be a nice day.