Location: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
Time: August 5, 2015. 02:00 P.M. (Vladivostok Time)
Will he stand her tenth fart?
Dmitry could stand Ekaterina's ninth fart for a full minute, but now the real question is the one made before. Will he stand her tenth fart for TWO minutes? This is a real challenge, probably one of the most difficult things he's ever done. Dmitry was afraid he couldn't do that.
"Put your head here! We'll have fun!", said Ekaterina.
Dmitry was in hesitation at first, but then he did it. He was about to find what her tenth fart was like.
"Do you have any last words?", asked Ekaterina. Of course she was joking.
"No, miss. You can proceed", said Dmitry.
Ekaterina waited a little, because she didn't have to fart at the moment, but she was feeling a big one coming, and that was going to be a bomb.
"Wait, please. This needs concentration!", said Ekaterina.
Indeed it did, Ekaterina was going to unleash a great fart. Dmitry was going to breathe it in. Will he stand it?
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A great fart was released without warning. It was very loud and lasted 5.5 seconds. It seemed like an endless noise to Dmitry, who was already drowning in the stench. The first seconds were terrible for him, he was being blasted by such foul winds, that giving a description was hard. Even Dmitry couldn't find the right words to describe them. 10 seconds passed, and it was already very hard for him to breathe and resist. Time was passing so slowly, 11, 12, 13 seconds, and Dmitry was suffering inside the cloud of stink made by Ekaterina. 15 seconds have passed, and Dmitry was feeling like he was going to be defeated. But luckily, he felt that inner power again, so he could stand that fart more than he could without. Ekaterina could feel the warmth of the gas, and so could Dmitry. But warmth meant stink in this occasion, and it was seriously stinky. It was getting really hard for Dmitry to stand it, even with the inner power, but he was determined and decided to go on and ignore the nasal pain. 400 Rubles were waiting for him.
20 seconds have passed, and Dmitry decided to hold his breath for a few second, hoping that could make things better. Unfortunately, he couldn't do that because he can't breathe much, so he needed to breathe. Doing this, 25 seconds have passed, and he was still inside the wall of stench. The cloud of stink was very powerful, it was hard to stay inside of it. Seconds were still passing, but Dmitry was at the end of his possibilities, and he could feel it. 30 seconds have passed, and Dmitry felt like he couldn't even reach 40. 31,32,33, seconds were passing very slowly, time was slow inside that cloud. The smell was expanding in the room, but it wasn't dissipating. 34,35, he was fighting for his life, 36,37, winning this battle would make them even, 38,39, he was directly under Ekaterina's fart line. And 40! He reached that! But he needed to stay inside that cloud for two minutes, as Ekaterina said, to have his 400 Rubles. It was only the beginning. 41,42, it stunk like rotten eggs too, 43,44, he didn't want to smell that anymore, 45,46, he didn't want to smell Ekaterina's gas leaks, 47,48, the feeling Dmitry had for her farts was hate. He was very determined, but still, he felt like he was being defeated, at his end. How much more will he stand this? 52,53 "It all depends by me", thought Dmitry, 54,55, and he... he lost.
Dmitry raised his head up and walked away, he totally lost. He couldn't even stand that one minute.
"Don't worry, you couldn't win this, it was too hard", Ekaterina was trying to reassure him.
"I can't do anything, I'm weak", said Dmitry
"It's not true, it's that my farts are too stinky", said Ekaterina
"The farts of a girl, are too stinky for me?", said Dmitry
"Of course they are! Mine are, at least! Don't worry and think positive!", said Ekaterina
"How can I be happy if I keep losing?", said Dmitry
"You aren't always losing! You could stand my ninth fart!", said Ekaterina
Dmitry went to the toilet, not because he had to pee, but because he was so sad he was about to cry. He seriously wanted that money, and he wanted to do anything to have that. He couldn't let some farts to keep his desire away. He wanted that money, and he'll get that.
Ekaterina's friend would come at her house at 4:00 P.M. and it was only 2:11 P.M.
Dmitry was still in the toilet room, but Ekaterina didn't know he was crying. When he went outside that room, his face was still a little red, but he didn't know that. Ekaterina noticed it and hugged him, saying: "You must go on!"
Dmitry replied: "Don't worry for me, I'm alright"
"No, you aren't! I can give you 40 Rubles, if that will make you happier", said Ekaterina
"Will you really give me them?", said Dmitry
"Of course! You could stand my ninth fart for a minute, after all, you aren't that weak", said Ekaterina
Ekaterina gave him 40 Rubles, and she hoped he could feel better. Dmitry still had the power of hope to make him feel better, and he hoped to get that money soon.
"Let's do this, I'll smell your eleventh fart, and if I stand 30 seconds, I'll get 200 Rubles, ok?", asked Dmitry
"Let's do that later, let's play Call Of Duty now, I don't have to fart at the moment!", said Ekaterina.
They started playing Call Of Duty, Zombie Mode, Tranzit Level. The first level was easy, they could use the knife to kill the zombies in one hit. The first gun was useless, so they took the one on the autobus. They completed the first round without dying even once, so they proceeded to kill the other zombies. Dmitry died once, but was soon reanimated. They continued playing until the Avogadro showed up. It was the electric zombie, which you can kill only using the knife. Ekaterina tried to kill him but she died. It was now in the Dmitry's hand to survive. He could survive and then they made it to the 14th round. The Avogadro disappeared, but respawned quickly. Ekaterina was finally able to kill it. They lost at 16th round. They had so much fun playing Call Of Duty.
"Will you tell me when you'll have to fart?", asked Dmitry.
"Of course I will, what are you thinking?", said Ekaterina
"I don't know, but I know I'll have so much fun doing that, 30 seconds to win 200 Rubles, it sounds nice", said Dmitry
"No way I'll give you 200 Rubles for that! Only 100!", said Ekaterina
"Alright, but I'll win some money. It's not the only important thing for me, it's important to win and prove I'm strong as well", said Dmitry
"Like you're saying", said Ekaterina
They started playing PacMan. Ekaterina started playing, and she kept making 1000 points, and then she kept highering her score. She made 10000 points easily, and now she had 4 lives. She didn't die once, and she made 15000 points. Ekaterina was keeping playing and eating those monsters. Dmitry's record was slightly above 20000 points, he wasn't as good as Ekaterina, whose record was higher than 100000. She had 20000 points, then 25000, then 30000. Time was passing, and Ekaterina's score was high. She finally lost, and he had 33980 points.
"It's your turn", said Ekaterina.
Dmitry started playing, and he lost once before making 2000 points. He continued playing and he lost another live, his score was 4000. He was determined, and he reached 10000 points and gained a life. He then lost at about 13000 points.
"Is it really what you can do?", said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina played again. She was very good at playing videogames, and Dmitry wanted to be like her. Dmitry was thinking about past things, how life used to be before smelling her farts. They spent the afternoons hugging and playing videogames, but never smelling Ekaterina's farts. Now things were different, and Dmitry knew it. Dmitry was feeling a little nostalgic about past times, but he decided not to think about them. Time was passing, and Ekaterina already did 20000 points. Dmitry knew he couldn't beat her at all, because she usually makes more than 40000 points, and probably that's the score she was going to do.
"Would you smell my farts after I ate a lot of beans for 100 Rubles?", said Ekaterina the day before. That was the sentence that started all. Smelling her farts for 100 Rubles, that was what Dmitry was doing. And she ate a lot of beans too. Her farts, as she said, could really be used to punish criminals. They were lethal. Dmitry couldn't smell them the day before, nor could he this day. Her farts were extremely stinky. And he couldn't even imagine what her 20th or 21st farts would smell like.
"Don't worry, she's upstairs, she won't see us, let's go baking some beans for the challenge, then. Let's see how honest your reply was!", what a stupid thing was it, thought Dmitry. Now he has to smell her farts for some stupid 100 Rubles. But now it is only 30 seconds, which was nice, and doable. As soon as she has to fart, Dmitry would smell it and win.
"Do you think this will be a funny game?", asked Dmitry, the day before. Now he knew the answer, it wasn't funny at all. It was just nasal torture.
Ekaterina was feeling like she had to fart, but that wasn't the moment. Dmitry had to play PacMan. Her score was 41000.
"Here's PacMan to you, and then, you'll smell my eleventh fart!", said Ekaterina
"Will your eleventh fart be stinkier than the tenth?", asked Dmitry
"Of course it will! What are you thinking? It will make your nose soar, you'll see!", said Ekaterina
"Could you use it to punish criminals", asked Dmitry
"Of course I could! That's pure sulphur smell! It's not anything like a perfume!", said Ekaterina
"I know I'm finished, but now I'll play PacMan", said Dmitry
"Yeah! Play it, because I'll finish you later with my stinky stinky farts! Yuppy!", said Ekaterina
Dmitry played PacMan, and he made 1000 points without losing. 2000 points without losing. 2500 points, but he lost once. He didn't want to lose another life. He made 5000 points with only one life lost, and then he made 10000 points. He was indeed getting better. Now he had 3 lives. He started losing them at the second level. His score was slightly above 15000.
"Wow! This is good for you! Now smell my fart! I'll have to punish you for your crimes!", said Ekaterina, laughing.
Dmitry did as she said. Will Dmitry stand her eleventh fart for 30 seconds? You'll see!