Chemical Bitterness: Chapter 1

Chapter 0

Location: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
Time: August 4, 2015. 01:30 P.M. (Vladivostok Time)

"Don't worry, she's upstairs, she won't see us, let's go baking some beans for the challenge, then. Let's see how honest your reply was!", said Ekaterina, smiling.

They exited their room. They went to the kitchen and Ekaterina opened the closet where the beans cans were located. She baked 1 kg (2.2 pounds) of beans, wondering if she would be able to eat them. The beans were baking on the cooker.

"I know this is a stupid thing to do, but when someone is bored, everything is funny", said Ekaterina.
"Do you think this will be a funny game?", asked Dmitry.
"Of course it will! We'll have some laughs and then you'll have your 100 Rubles. What's the boring part in this?", reassured Ekaterina.
"Maybe you're right, but what if I don't succeed in this challenge?", asked Dmitry.
"Nothing, really!", reassured Ekaterina.
"Ok, I was afraid I should give you money!", said Dmitry.
"No, no. Don't worry", reassured Ekaterina.

Meanwhile, Ekaterina asked Dmitry if he wants a hug, and he accepted. They hugged for about 20 seconds and they smiled.

"I'm having so much fun with you, Dmitry. I love playing with you. I can play funny games with you. You're a very important person for me", Ekaterina said.

Dmitry was touched by her words, he smiled and said: "Thank you! Now we're going to have fun with this game you came up with! This will be the strangest, yet the funniest game I've ever played!".

"I think so", Ekaterina said, smiling.
Dmitry lowered his voice, because he had the feeling that Anna was listening to them, and asked: "Are your farts usually stinky?".
Ekaterina laughed in a low voice, then she smiled and said: "No one knows it, because I always hold them in when I'm with other people, but usually they're very stinky, sometimes they are so stinky that even I move away from them, and this happens when I don't eat beans. I don't know what will happen later, I've never eaten so many beans."

The beans were ready, and Ekaterina started eating them.

"They're hot!", she complained, so she ate them slowly at the beginning.

There was a great amount of beans she had to eat, but she wanted to eat them all. It wasn't like she feared to lose 100 Rubles, that was nothing. She just wanted to show him that smelling her farts wasn't as easy as he thought.

Dmitry said, in a low voice: "Will I have to smell just one fart to win 100 Rubles?"
Ekaterina replied: "Of course not... did you really think so? You have to smell my farts until I haven't to fart anymore"
Dmitry said: "But you're eating too many beans! You'll fart all day!"
Ekaterina replied: "That's the challenge. If you don't, I won't give you any money"

Dmitry wanted that money, but he wasn't sure if he would have been able to smell her farts so much. After Ekaterina said that her farts were usually very stinky, he was getting a little scared. He asked her: "How will I smell your farts?"
Ekaterina didn't understand what he meant, and asked: "What do you mean?"
Dmitry replied, asking: "I mean, will we sit on the bed and you fart... or what? How will we play this game?"
Ekaterina said: "Good question! Well, I don't know exactly. I'll think about this!"

Dmitry thought this "game" was getting too weird for his tastes, but he accepted because he wanted those 100 Rubles he has been promised. He hoped Ekaterina wouldn't be very naughty and that she would let him win easily.

"Is this going too far?", he thought.

He was getting a little anxious, because he didn't know how stinky were actually her farts. "This game is disgusting, but I said I would do it, so I haven't much choice, and I want that money. But I don't know if I'll win: it would be very embarassing if I lose, she'd make fun of me forever", he thought.

Now that the beans weren't as hot as before, she was eating them fast. She asked him: "Do you think you'll win?", and smiled. Dmitry was getting shy, and he said: "Uhm... well... I...". Ekaterina was smiling.

Dmitry was waiting for the moment. He thought he was going to die, maybe, since she was eating more than she usually did. He was anxious, but he thought, trying to get more relaxed: "Maybe she was joking. I don't think the farts of a 15 years old girl can be that bad. How can they be?".

He felt like a lot of time has passed, and Ekaterina has eated only about half of the beans. This made Dmitry even more anxious and afraid than before. He was trying hard to convince himself that the farts of a 15 years old girl can't be bad at all.

He stopped watching Ekaterina eating beans, and turned on the TV.
There were some cartoons, and he watched them. After about 20 minutes, when the episode was over, Dmitry wasn't even thinking about the "game" anymore.

Unfortunately, a few minutes later, Ekaterina had finished her beans, complaining that she has eaten too much, and reminded him the "game", saying: "I'm ready, let's go to our room!"

Dmitry suddenly shocked, remembering that he had to smell her farts to win 100 Rubles.
He remember the challenge she posed to him, and, sadly, agreed.

They entered Ekaterina's room and she closed the door and the windows, to keep others from seeing them, as well to keep the smell from escaping the room.

"I know what we have to do now!", said Ekaterina, with a mischievous smile.
That smile was scaring Dmitry, he didn't know what she wanted to do.

"Since you said you would smell my farts for 100 Rubles, then I'll let you. Please, lie down on the bed, so it will be more relaxing". Ekaterina was smiling, but the expression of Dmitry's face wasn't as happy.

Ekaterina is the usual cute girl that hugs everyone and doesn't harm anyone, but this game was really entertaining her and she was having fun. And she wanted to show Dmitry that it's easy to say something, but it's hard to do it. She hoped that her farts would be so stinky that he wouldn't be able to endure them.

"This is going to be very funny! This game is the best! If you want, we'll play this again tomorrow, and everyday". She liked the idea of this game and she wanted to play it with him everyday. Dmitry, to keep her from getting sad, said: "That's... ok...". He was actually very scared and didn't want to do it again, but he loved her so much that he didn't want her to get sad.

Ekaterina was so happy, and she said: "Ok then, we'll play this game everyday!", smiling.
Dmitry knew that he made a mistake, but now he couldn't take back what he said.

"Would you like to begin the game with a Dutch Oven?", she asked him.
He replied: "What... is... that?". He was still nervous and anxious.
Ekaterina replied: "It's a funny thing we'll do now! You'll like it! I'll fart under the covers and then trap you inside them! Funny, eh?", she asked.

He didn't reply, but she said: "I have to fart, quick! Get inside the covers!"

He did as she told, and she farted under the covers, while he was inside.

Ekaterina told him: "Don't escape from it! If you do, you'll lose!"

That was her first fart of the game, and Dmitry thought that was very strong. In the open room, he noticed that her fart smelt like rotten eggs. It became more offensive under the covers. After about 20 seconds he was under the covers, he was getting nauseous, and his eyes were tearing. He was getting a headache and it was hard for him to relax.

"This doesn't smell different from usual, it's not very stinky. I guess it takes time for beans to work", said Ekaterina.

Dmitry was even more scared than before, knowing that one was a normal fart.
He couldn't even imagine the smell of her next farts, since she hadn't still digested the beans. They both knew that the next farts were going to be even stinkier.

After a minute, Ekaterina said: "You can go outside now!"

Dmitry was shocked by the smell. He was dizzy and the light was painful to him, since his eyes were tearing by the stench.

"Now you can breathe fresh air, but not for much time... I have an idea! Please, lie down on your bed again, I'm going to lie down near you!", said Ekaterina.

Dmitry did as she told, again.

"Now I'll pull my jeans off, and you'll have to lie down with your nose in my underpants. If you pull your nose away from them, you lose", said Ekaterina.

Ekaterina pulled her jeans off, showing her underpants, and she placed her ass in her cousin's nose.

"This will be relaxing, you just have to stay lied down!", said Ekaterina.

A scary sound from Ekaterina's tummy let Dmitry know that he should prepare for his death.

PFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ekaterina let a silent but deadly fart that lasted about 1 second in her cousin's face.

Dmitry knew it! It was stinkier than the last one! He pulled his nose away quickly, but that was just an unconscious reflex. The smell was toxic, it smelt like he was inside of a rotten egg's yolk. It lingered in his nose and stunk up his hair.

Ekaterina said: "You've lost! No money to you!"

Dmitry said: "No! Please! I didn't do that on purpose!"

Ekaterina said: "Ok then, I'll give you one last chance, let's lock ourselves in the wardrobe. I'll fart, and since it's a small closed place, the smell will not escape. You'll have to tell me you're giving up to escape, so you can't lose without doing it on purpose!"

Dmitry agreed.

Ekaterina locked herself and Dmitry inside the wardrobe and she kept the key.
"I have to fart", she said.

SSSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFSSSFFFTTT

This was another silent but deadly fart from Ekaterina, but this lasted approximately 0.8 seconds. The smell quickly filled the wardrobe, which was small enough that Ekaterina and Dmitry touched each other.

This was a lot stinkier than the first one, and a little stinkier than the previous one, but since it wasn't under the covers or in his face, it felt only a bit stinkier than the first one.

"THIS is a stinky one! But it's not anything special, I've done some farts like this before, but in a small place, it stinks a lot!", said Ekaterina. She wasn't disgusted at all, she could take it, it was just her fart. She was surprised to see Dmitry's reaction, she thought he could endure that fart.

"Do you want to give up?", she asked.

"No way! *cough* I want that money! But your farts are a lot stinkier than I thought! *cough* it feels like my nose is melting!"

It smelt like a rotten egg's yolk was near his nose, and it felt like his lungs were catching fire. He didn't want to breathe in that much, and he started to get dizzy, he had a headache and his eyes were tearing, more than before. He couldn't call that relax.

"Do you want to exit this wardrobe before the next fart? But I'll give you only 50 Rubles!", asked Ekaterina.

"Yes! Yes! *cough* Please! *cough* Take me *cough* out of this place! *cough* I think I'm going to faint soon *cough*", replied Dmitry.

"When I'll have to fart again, I'll let you out!", said Ekaterina.

She was being naughty, and Dmitry wasn't enjoying it. She was making it very difficult!

3 minutes have passed, and Ekaterina said "I have to fart, now we can go outside!".

Dmitry could barely walk... he was fatigued, so Ekaterina told him to lie down, because she had to fart on his face, but then she said: "Do you want your nose to be a little distant from my ass? I'll still give you 50 Rubles!"

Dmitry replied: "Yes... please... your farts are like a toxic sewer plant..."
He got so weak he could barely move his arms.

"Ok then... I won't put my ass in your nose, but I'll still fart near you!", she said.

"That's a lot better", he thought.

Ekaterina farted again, and it was even stinkier than the last one!

"You're killing me! It's the stinkiest thing I've ever smelt!", he said. Ekaterina laughed.

He continued staying on the bed. The game has just begun.

Chapter 2