Avant-garde fart fetish stories

This is what you'll find on this website, you've been informed O_O

This button does absolutely NOTHING! XD

My stories also exist on DeviantArt but the benefits of reading them on Neocities are:
• No trackers
• The stories' pages only contain the story you're reading, there are no distractions on the sides of the screen.
• Neocities allows me to customize the aesthetics however I please, DeviantArt does not. So, I can express vibes more accurately with Neocities, and you're reading the stories how they're meant to be read. And yes, the late 1990's/early 2000's vibes are intentional OuO
• You don't need to make any account to read my stories on Neocities
• My Neocities page works perfectly without Javascript. In fact, it does not contain Javascript at all! Only HTML and CSS ;)
• ...and it's fully usable with text-only browsers like Lynx Browser, so you can read my stories in a terminal, LMAO! Though sadly that erases the colors and other aesthetical components :'(, lol!

If you don't want to click on the links, here are some examples (which you have to click to read, but you'll stay on this page instead of being sent to a different one). I won't update this main page anymore so if you want to see what's new, go to the list of stories page above.

Examples of stuff I post on DeviantArt (and therefore here as well soon):

• Fart fetish stories with a high variety of moods, emotions, themes, topics, styles, characters, vibes etc.
• "Lyrics"... usually about psychology/emotions, philosophy, different vibes, or sarcastic pseudo-political ramblings. Very rare, and whenever I "release a new album", a series of fart fetish stories based on that will also be written.
• Some random art I post as practice... one day maybe I'll post fart fetish drawings if I'll get good enough, but now it's still too early for that
• (very occasionally, perhaps formerly) SFW non-fart fetish stories. It's likely that I won't publish them anymore in the future, however.
• MAYBE in the future I will make fart fetish drawings, but only if my drawing skills will be good enough. I'm still not good at all at drawing anatomy (e.g. I should learn how to draw butts, which, for obvious reasons, is very important in this case).
• Other stuff? Maybe not

If only I was skilled at drawing, I'd follow the same logic as my stories and I'd create fart fetish drawings with many styles like anime, western cartoons/comics, "corporate" art style, 1950's political propaganda posters, paleolithic cave paintings, renaissance paintings, 1930's cartoons (those that kind of look like Cuphead, but in black-and-white), and so MUCH more, but the only style I can currently draw is some kind of psychedelic/surreal style, which looks cool to me but I'd also like to learn more styles than just that one. Also I need to learn how to draw anatomy -_- I guess I need a lot of practice, but I'm kinda lazy :'(

Sandbox where I experiment/practice with HTML and CSS (no Javascript, I hate it, I almost always disable Javascript when I browse the Internet, it tracks you so much, and bloats websites in the same way that a bowl of beans will bloat a gassy girl)