Adam and Eric were two friends who were happily walking through the streets of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈], it was a hot summer day, though neither of them knew what the temperature was, because they didn't check it on the weather website, because they didn't care, because they weren't obsessed with temperatures (understandably), because they...
Suddenly, for seemingly no reason and with no prior warning, a young and cute witch showed up and yelled ❮❮PARVUS MALEFICUS!!!❯❯
Immediately, Eric started becoming smaller, until he became about a few {inches/centimeters(USA_Spelling)/centimetres(UK_Spelling)} tall. The witch grabbed him and put him inside her panties, between her panties and her ass.
Adam was absolutely shocked about the witch's behavior, he'd never seen anything like that before: "hey you!!!", he addressed the witch angrily, "what the hell are you doing?", he said, trying his best not to burst into anger.
❮❮I shrunk your friend and put him inside my panties, and then I'm gonna do this... NGH~❯❯
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Eric immediately screamed and gagged because of the horrible stench of the witch's fart, and just a few seconds later, the smell hit Adam as well, who groaned and walked back a few steps just so he could breathe. It was extremely stinky, it felt like being in an open sewer full of rotten eggs that were rotting under the heat of the star WR 102 for an entire planetary orbital period (i.e. a year) and therefore emanating a pungent and nauseating putrid stench from their decayed yolk. It was so stinky that Adam's nose started burning when he took a whiff of the girl's rancid fart. Obviously, Eric's nose was burning even more, considering he was so close to the girl's butt. It was a sulfuruous, overpowering stench. Eric's nose was on fire, indeed. "Whoa! That STINKS! You're torturing my friend!", Adam said, he could hear Eric screaming and gagging from the rotten stench. Adam himself was having trouble breathing with his face now being surrounded by that noxious cloud of stench even though he walked back a few steps. Neither of the two friends ever smelled a fart so stinky before, they were surprised that such a cute girl could let out such rancid fumes from her butt. It was a toxic toot, for sure.
❮❮Mhm~❯❯, the witch nodded, with a proud smirk.
"That is not a good thing! Your fart is so pungent, the stink is burning my nose...", Adam said, feeling a bit nauseated. The witch just smiled and shrugged, with a proud smirk due to the 'compliment' she received by Adam. She clearly loved the idea that a shrunk guy was suffering because of her horribly stinky farts. The stinkier her farts, the prouder she was. "You're a witch... r-right?", Adam asked, nervous.
❮❮Mhm~❯❯, the witch nodded, with a proud smirk.
"That is an acceptable thing!", Adam said, "I mean, I don't judge... b-but... doesn't what you just did go against the rules of the witches or something? If it harms none do what you want... or something like that, I guess? It's been some time since I've last read stuff about it, but yeah... what you're doing is harming Eric! Your farts stink really bad! It's obvious he can't stand that awful smell!", Adam said, nervously.
❮❮Well, that's the Wiccan Rede, but I'm not a Wiccan. It's a common misconception that witches are necessarily Wiccan! Since I'm not a Wiccan, it should be obvious that the Wiccan Rede is irrelevant to me!❯❯, the witch said, shrugging.
"What you're doing is haram!", said Adam, "you're not married with Eric, and what you're doing... I mean, farting on someone like that can be interpreted as vaguely sexual, I guess...", he said, even more nervously. He was hoping he could convince the witch to let Eric go.
❮❮I'm not a Muslim, so that's also irrelevant! Plus Islam is hostile to witchcraft so it would make no sense for me to be a Muslim. Same thing about Christianity so don't try that one either!❯❯, the witch said, proud of her knowledge and her cleverness.
"Right, that's a good point! Okay, what about this... the concept of Maitri in Buddhism, known as the loving-kindness meditation. A concern for the well-being for others... I mean... yeah...", Adam was starting to sweat a little bit from the nervousness. The rancid smell of the witch's farts barely dissipated and Eric could still be heard coughing and suffering from the rotten stench.
❮❮I'm not a Buddhist❯❯, the witch said, shrugging.
"Right, okay... hmm... let me think... the concept of Ahimsa in Jainism! A principle of non-violence and abstaining from causing harm to others! Farting on Eric would go against that principle, your farts smell so bad it can certainly be considered harm! I'm pretty sure it could also be considered a form of torture because of the smell alone! It's so stinky!", Adam explained.
❮❮I'm not a Jain!❯❯, the witch said, rolling her eyes.
"Epicureanism and Stoicism wouldn't approve of what you're doing either!", Adam said, trying all the options he could find.
❮❮I don't follow Epicureanism nor Stoicism!❯❯, the witch said.
"That's fine but... what about... Gnosticism? Hermeticism? Thelema? Perhaps some form of New Age? Laveyan Satanism? Theistic Satanism? Luciferianism? Hellenic Polytheism? Asatru?", Adam asked, he was hoping that she followed at least one of those, then convincing her of letting Eric go would be relatively easy with the right arguments. He felt relieved, he knew that studying philosophy and religion at school wasn't useless, after all!
❮❮Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope... and nope❯❯, the witch said, looking at Adam as if he was a fool.
"Even secular or atheistic moral frameworks wouldn't support what you're doing, you witch! Neither humanism, pragmatism nor utilitarianism could be used to excuse such gratuitous and non-sense harm you're inflicting to my friend for no reason!", Adam said, sweating nervously, almost crying. He wanted to save Eric from the mess (and stink) he's suddenly in.
❮❮I'm neither a humanist, pragmatist nor utilitarianist. I'm not necessarily an atheist either, and even if I was, that wouldn't mean anything, as atheism makes no moral claims, only theological claims, just like monotheism, duotheism, polytheism, pantheism, panentheism, pandeism, dystheism and so on❯❯, the witch said, shrugging.
"The Non-Aggression Principle of Libertarianism! It prohibits from initiating aggression towards people and their property!", said Adam, hoping that at least would convince her.
❮❮I'm not a Libertarian, and if I was, I would consider the entire Multiverse as my private property, and I can do whatever I want with it!❯❯, she explained, she wasn't willing to have any mercy on Eric, no matter the arguments or moral framework presented. She was too excited about farting on him like that. How he helplessly coughed and gagged because of her stinky farts made her feel good.
"Ever heard of the Golden Rule?", Adam asked, he was sweating and feeling anxious as he was running out of options.
❮❮Golden Rule for thee, but not for me~❯❯, the witch said, giggling.
"Kant and Hegel formulated a..."
❮❮I don't follow Kant or Hegel either❯❯, the witch said, interrupting Adam and rolling her eyes.
Adam sighed, he was about to give up. "I guess I can't convince you to stop farting on Eric, right?"
The witch smirked. ❮❮Well, there is a way...❯❯, Adam's eyes lightened in hope.
"What is it?", he asked, curious.
❮❮I challenge you to a skating contest! If you win, I'll make your friend return to his original size, and won't harm him in any way...❯❯, Adam was hopeful and wanted to accept the skating contest, ❮❮...but if you lose, I'll shrink you, put you inside my panties and fart on you as well. Two tiny people can fit very well inside my panties~♥❯❯, she said, excited at the thought of farting on Adam and Eric simultaneously. ❮❮Do you accept the challenge?❯❯
"Yes, I do!", said Adam, hopeful. He wanted to try his best to save his friend Eric from such a horribly stinky situation. The witch's farts smelled really awful! They were so nasty! That sulfuruous eggy stench was hard to tolerate.
❮❮Come to the skatepark, then! I'll wait for you!~❯❯, the witch said, giggling. She started walking to the skatepart and Adam started following her.
"We haven't been properly introduced yet. What's your name?", Adam asked.
❮❮My name is Streghetta~❯❯, she said, with a proud smirk and biting her lips.
"My name is Adam, and... uhm... the friend you've trapped in your panties... is Eric", Adam said, with a nervous smile, sweating a bit.
❮❮Nice to meet you, Adam~❯❯, Streghetta said, with a cute smile. There was a rumbling noise in her stomach, the putrid gas was building up and it was ready to be let out, a release full of hot sulfuric gases like a volcanic eruption.
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❮❮Aaahhh~and nice to meet you too, Eric! Tee-hee~♥❯❯, Streghetta said, with a cute giggle, she was happy to let out another of her stinky farts right on Eric, ❮❮Whoopsie, excuse me, I farted~hehe~♥❯❯, putting her hands close to her butt and wafting the rancid stink towards Adam, who gagged when such a revolting miasma hit in face with all its heat and putridity. Not only her farts were really stinky, they felt hot on the skin and nose, too. Almost corrosive. His reaction made Streghetta laugh. Of course, Eric's reaction to the smell was even more extreme, as he was trapped inside Streghetta's panties, he had no choice but to breathe in her stinky ass fumes, no matter how unbearably stinky they were. ❮❮Hehe~I don't recommend standing downwind of my butt, it's gonna stink really bad~♥❯❯, she said, giggling and feeling particularly proud of how stinky her farts were. She loved when people gagged because of her noxious farts. She loved being so gassy.
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Adam gagged and tried his best not to throw up, as Streghetta's noxious fart once again filled his nostrils with its very pungent putrid stench, it was potent and nauseating, it was like the bacteria that are responsible for causing the horrible stench of rotten eggs mistook an already rotten egg for a good egg, and their activity made it smell even worse. It was a struggle to breathe with such an awful sulfuric-gas-like stench having absolutely no mercy on your nostrils, and of course, for Eric it was even worse, he felt like he ended up straight into hell, he had never smelled anything that bad before. Adam understood that even the walking journey to the skatepark was no going to be easy with such a gassy girl around, who was farting so much.
Soon, finally, Adam and Streghetta (and therefore Eric, of course) arrived to the skatepark, located in abandoned part of the town, and Adam could stay far enough from Streghetta for some time, to breathe some fresh air that was not tainted by her putrid farts. Unfortunately for Eric, he didn't have the same privilege, he couldn't get out from Streghetta's panties, and the smell in there was absolutely revolting, rancid and thick. Both Eric and Adam were absolutely shocked by how stinky her farts were.
❮❮Adam, here are the protections. You should wear them on your head, elbows and knees. I'm without doubt a bad girl, but I'm not THAT evil to recommend you to skate without protections!❯❯, Streghetta said, giving the protections to Adam and he wore them. He was ready for the skating challenge. He was at least hoping that by the time he would win, Eric wouldn't be already traumatised by the horrible stench of Streghetta's farts, although that was just his hope, he believed that he was already traumatised by that noxious stench, that would had been more likely. He was also hoping that he will win the challenge, because losing means he'll be subjected to those nauseating gases, too!
❮❮Are you sure you want to challenge me? I'm pretty much the queen of skating in this town! You know what happen if you lose... I hope you're prepared to sniff my awful farts for a while, hehe~! It won't be easy when you're forced to breathe in my pungent toots, I can assure you~Hey, what if solipsism is true - for you, I mean - or you're just a Boltzmann Brain and you're the only concious being in existence, and me and Eric are just your imagination? In that case, you're risking to sniff a lot of my stinky farts, to save nobody!❯❯, Streghetta said, with a subtle smirk, teasing Adam.
"I'm not a solipsist and I don't believe I'm a Boltzmann Brain, you punk! Of course I accept the challenge!", said Adam, nervous. He considered himself really good at skating, so he was feeling quite confident that he would win. He wanted Eric to breathe some fresh odorless air as soon as possible. 'It must be hell constantly breathing those awful farts, one will quickly go insane', Adam thought, feeling very sorry for Eric.
❮❮I'm more into grunge, actually!❯❯, Streghetta said, rubbing her belly with her hand in a cute yet ominous way. The way she rubbed her belly looked like she was trying to non-verbally say that she was about to fart again.
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❮❮Phew~you can smell this, right? Hehe, I know you can, your face suddenly changed and it looks like you may throw up sooner or later~how does my fart smell? Is it stinky? Does it smell like teen spirit? Oh wait, I'm an adult now! I knew my mom was wrong when she told me it would had been just a phase~♥❯❯, Streghetta said, with an excited smile on her face after letting out a bassy, rumbly and extremely stinky fart which spoiled the air around her and made it almost unbreathable, and she especially enjoyed the look on Adam's face, who looked like he was going to puke, it was clear he was having a lot of difficulty inhaling such stinky farts that Streghetta let out from her ass. It should go without saying that Eric's reaction was even more severe, if Streghetta and Adam could look at his face, they would think he's half-dead from the stench at this point. His lungs are slowly becoming rotten from sniffing so much of that pungent flatulence being so close to her butt, and he felt like his nostril's hair were starting to fall off, unable to withstand the rancid gas that was constantly being pumped up his nostrils.
Streghetta brought her CD player, put it on the ground, inserted a CD in it and blasted a popular pop-punk song at full volume.
♫ They were two boys, she was a girl, her farts always smell so damn noxious! ♫
♫ He'll try to skate, to save his friend! Bro, what could go wrong? ♫
♫ He feared her, she knew that well, hopefully she'll fart on him as well! ♫
♫ And all of her farts, right up his nose, they'll make him gag so hard he's gonna choke! ♫
❮❮Hey Adam, guess what? I'm not just a gassy evil witch who farts all the time, I'm also a pirate! I didn't buy this CD legally, I just illegally downloaded the tracks from the Internet and then burned them into this CD! YARR! And wanna know the best part? This is a CD-RW, not a CD-ROM, that means if I get tired of these specific tracks I can download different ones and burn them on this CD, again and again~❯❯, Streghetta said, proud of her evil actions.
Adam was shocked by how evil she was. Not only she shrunk Eric, put him inside her panties and kept farting on him with her unbearably stinky farts... she's also a pirate! And if that was not enough, she used CD-RW's, so the malefic rituals will never end! Adam was feeling upset, sickened even, by her limitless, unbounded evil. She truly follows no morality. "I have to beat you...", said Adam, almost crying, furious, "...I'll show you how good I am at skating, and I'll save my friend!", he said, very determined.
❮❮I would like to see you try~❯❯, said Streghetta, teasing Adam and giggling, ❮❮MNGHM~♥❯❯
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Adam once again gagged as the stench of Streghetta's fart reached his nose. It was a nightmare having to inhale such putrid fumes, and Streghetta's giggles made it feel even more humiliating. The rotten eggy gas was lingering in the air even though they were outdoors. Adam was shocked, he didn't think her farts could smell so rancid.
❮❮I'll perform a skating trick and you'll have to repeat it. If you perform it correctly, you win, and then we'll try another trick. If you fail you lose, and that means you'll have no sniff my farts. I'll start with something simple and then I'll increase the difficulty❯❯, Streghetta explained. Adam nodded. Anything to save his friend from her stinky farts, even risking to have to sniff the same farts his friend was currently being tortured with.
Streghetta got on her skateboard and performed her first trick, which Adam will have to repeat.
❮❮That was an ollie! Let's see what you can do~❯❯, said Streghetta, with a smug tone, ❮❮NGH!~❯❯
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Streghetta farted and made the air around her smell awful, but luckily Adam could perform the trick far enough from her that the stench was not unbearable or overwhelming. Adam was a quite skilled skateboard, he practiced for years, that's why he challenged Streghetta, otherwise he would had refused and let Eric suffer in the stench of Streghetta's noxious flatulence, even if reluctantly. Adam managed to successfully perform the ollie, and Streghetta mildly clapped. ❮❮This is just the beginning~❯❯, she said, ready to continue the challenge.
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She let out another pungent toot, to make sure the air continuously kept being sulfuruous and nauseating, and then performed another trick.
❮❮This was a nollie! Can you do it?~❯❯, Streghetta said, teasing cutely.
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Streghetta let out another sulfuric eggy toot and giggled when she did that, ❮❮Aaahhh~❯❯, she smirked and sighed in relief as the hot flatulence was released from her butt. The stench was so pungent and nauseating that it was unbearable to stay close to her soon after she farted, but luckily Adam had the possibility of staying relatively distant from her while he was performing the skating tricks. Even at some distance, Streghetta's farts smelled quite rotten, having to breathe it in was quite an annoyance.
Adam performed the nollie correctly and Streghetta giggled and clapped.
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❮❮Aaahhh~you're so good~get ready for the next trick!❯❯, said Streghetta, walking towards Adam in order to perform her next trick. As she walked, it seemed like the nauseating stench of her fart followed her. As she walked back and forth to either perform a new skating trick, or to watch Adam repeat the trick, the putrid cloud of stench expanded, and it was getting difficult to find a place where to watch Streghetta skate that was not smelling like putrid farts that were making Adam cough. Streghetta was very proud that her rotten farts were spreading and lingering in the air, she was happy to see Adam having no choice but to sniff her rancid farts, even though the experience was not as 'direct' as the one Eric was having! Eric's nostrils were being subjected to a super stinky attack from Streghetta's flatulent gases.
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❮❮I'm really stinking up the place with my farts, aren't I? Hehehe~♥❯❯, Streghetta said, giggling and proud that her awful farts were stinking up the area. Adam was soon finding himself trapped in that nauseating cloud of stench, already there was no more fresh air, just the putrid stink of Streghetta's farts that was spreading around like a toxic gas. As Adam was feeling nauseated, coughing and trying his best not to audibly gag from smelling her noxious farts, Streghetta performed yet another skating trick, which Adam was supposed to then replicate. The unbearable stench of Streghetta's eggy farts that was unconsensually entering his nostrils and burning his nose was making him cough and feel nauseated and even a bit dizzy, gradually reducing his chances of performing skating tricks correctly as time passed. And if Adam was reacting that way, it goes without saying that Eric's suffering was a lot more severe, his nostrils were absolutely devastated by the unbearable stench of her farts that he was forced to sniff by being trapped between Streghetta's flatulent butt and her panties.
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❮❮Aaahhh~it keeps getting stinkier around here, thanks to my pungent farts~soon the stench will be totally unbearable for you, Adam, I can't wait~♥❯❯, said Streghetta, ❮❮By the way, this was a no-comply! Go on and show me what you can do~❯❯, said Streghetta, giggling and encouraging Adam to show her his skating skills.
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...but not before making the air smell even more pungent, she kept farting over and over again to make sure breathing would be an awful experience for Adam, and she was thinking that perhaps the putrid stench of her farts would make him feel nauseated, sick and even dizzy to the point that the chances of him winning the skating challenge would be decreased. It's difficult to skate when there's a rotten sulfuric stench of eggy farts around you that makes you gag and want to throw up. Because of the sulfuruous toots that were pervading the area, Adam was in a coughing fit, it was surely a stench that burned one's nostrils and lungs, it was unbearably stinky, and that's why Streghetta was so proud. Her rancid farts surely caused intense reactions in whoever smelled them, there's only so much stink one's nostrils can protect one from.
Still, despite the almost unbearable stench, Adam could still perform the no-comply correctly. Streghetta was impressed, not only by his skating skills, but also because even after sniffing so much of her noxious gas that lingered and spread even though they were outdoors, he still wasn't giving up. The same thing couldn't be said about Eric, however: his lungs were being destroyed by Streghetta's awful farts, turning into a rotten mess. Streghetta's butt was not a safe place to have one's nose nearby.
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❮❮Not bad, Adam! I'm impressed~but the skating challenge is not over yet!~❯❯, Streghetta said, giggling as she farted again and made the air even stinkier than it was before, which was a good thing for her, of course. Adam was trying his best to avoid gagging, but Streghetta's farts smelled quite noxious, and sometimes Adam's eyes were watering from the putrid stench. Sometimes he could not avoid loudly coughing from the stink, however, which made Streghetta laugh and it was pretty humiliating when that happened. Streghetta was about to perform yet another skating trick, Adam was still determined to win even though the stench of Streghetta's farts was slowly making the act of breathing an unbearably stinky nightmare.
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❮❮This was a shove-it, just like your nose between my buttcheeks if you lose this challenge~♥❯❯, Streghetta said. Adam was shocked seeing how gassy she was, she was farting all the time, and all of her farts were super stinky, stinking up the place and filling the air with her noxious gases. It was becoming really hard for Adam to avoid gagging, he was coughing all the time and he felt like he would throw up at some point, the stench was absolutely awful. Despite that, he managed to perform the shove-it correctly. Streghetta was feeling a bit unsatisfied by how Adam kept winning, she was hoping he would lose at some point, so that she could shrink him and make him really sniff her farts from up close. She wanted to fart right up his nostrils just like she was doing with Eric.
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❮❮I guess I was underestimating you, Adam❯❯, said Streghetta, crossing her arms with a serious expression on her face, ❮❮The last challenge will be very difficult. A hill bomb. We'll walk to a nearby hill called Chill, and we'll do that. If you'll win, I'll let Eric go. Poor Eric, he's already sniffed way more of my pungent toots than he'd ever wanted to~♥❯❯, she said, aroused by how helpless Eric was all this time, forced to smell her putrid farts like that. His lungs are probably rotten to the core at this point, as well as his brain.
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Adam and Streghetta started walking towards the Chill. Adam had a breath of relief as he abandoned the stinky area of the skateboard that was infested by Streghetta's rancid farts. For some time, Adam could finally breathe without coughing or wanting to gag or throw up, though that relief was sometimes briefly interrupted by Streghetta farting again, though since they were walking to somewhere, rather than being stuck in the same place continuously, Adam didn't have to breathe her farts for long, though they were still certainly quite awful to sniff, nonetheless.
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❮❮Hehehe~♥❯❯, Streghetta laughed and giggled whenever she farted, she was hoping that Adam would at least catch a whiff of the eggy stench of her farts, and most of the times he did, and coughed a bit. Streghetta was quite happy that Eric certainly did catch plenty of whiffs of her stinky sulfuruous farts, and he had absolutely no choice but to sniff them very closely.
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❮❮Aaahhh~♥❯❯, Streghetta let out a sigh of relief as she released yet another eggy fart from her cute round butt, stinking up the area around her, it was so stinky that even though Adam sniffed so many of her farts, he still wasn't used to the stench, it smelled awful! Of course, Eric couldn't get used to the stench of her farts either, for him it was a constant torment of unescapable stink and lung damage, he gagged so much that it sounded liquid, almost like he was going to vomit sooner or later, except he never did, it was just pure stinky torture, ❮❮We have arrived at the Chill~I'll perform the hill bomb now❯❯, Streghetta said, ready to show her supreme skating skills.
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Streghetta farted and performed the trick, it was extremely dangerous, it could cause injuries or even death if one is not careful enough, and the air was already getting quite a bit stinky, the sulfuruous stench of Streghetta's eggy farts was already starting to pervade the surroundings, and that was reducing Adam's ability to concentrate. He was not so confused that he would hit himself (a symptom of a negative status in some popular RPG game featuring weird animals that humans make fight against each other... as well as a sign of depression), but still, he was not as focused as he could be, all this due to the putrid stench of Streghetta's farts that were back burning his nose and making him cough already. Streghetta laughed, she hoped that the noxious stench of her farts would make him finally lose this extremely difficult challenge. Her farts are stinky and mighty.
Despite the awful stench, Adam tried to focus on the challenge, and he was about to perform the trick...
...but suddenly, he got attacked by a swarm of wild pterodactyls, and before his feet could touch the ground, he got injuried both by the bites of the pterodactyls, and because of the fall. He screamed for help as the wild pterodactyls wouldn't leave him alone, and Streghetta rolled her eyes and decided to help him. 'I'm evil, but not THAT evil to let these wild pterodactyls keep biting this guy. He should suffer from my awful stinky toots, not from physical pain', she thought, then she walked towards him, turned around and...
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She released a huge, loud, long, rancid fart that stunk up the air really badly, the pungent smelling gas made the wild pterodactyls fall down on the ground gasping from air. At the same time, Eric gagged so loudly and it sounded like he was dying from the stench of that fart or something, which of course made Streghetta laugh and feel proud that her farts were so noxious and nauseating, as usual.
Adam was lying on the ground, injured by the fall and from being attacked by the wild pterodactyls. Streghetta shook her head, that's not what she wanted, he wanted him to suffer from her rancid farts, he wanted him to really bask in those sulfuruous gases she released from her butt, but he was physically injured, so she decided to do something about it. She took Eric out of her panties and returned him to his original size.
❮❮EXPARVUS!❯❯, she yelled, and Eric returned to his original size. By his face, one can tell he was half-dead from the stench of Streghetta's farts, his lungs were going to take a while to recover from that unbearable stink, Streghetta really did fart a huge number of times, and he could not escape from the gas in any way, since he was trapped so close to her butt, her panties were like the walls of a stinky prison. She decided to help the two, as she understood they needed to go to the hospital, although for different reasons.
Streghetta put her hands on her pocket and took out her brand-new flip-phone, it was so advanced that it could even connect to the Internet. In that flip-phone, Streghetta had a 32GB MicroSD card full of illegally downloaded MP3 music files. She was going to call the hospital, they will bring some doctors who will drive a special kind of velociraptor: the amburaptor.
❮❮Two guys require health care here at the Chill! One has fallen from the skateboard and has been bitten by wild pterodactyls, and the other has fallen victim to some kind of poison gas! Please help!❯❯, Streghetta said, of course without mentioning that the "some kind of poison gas" was her noxious smelling farts, because otherwise the government would had kidnapped her and locked her in a dangerous dungeon (a.k.a. "jailed").
Soon, the amburaptors came, ridden by some doctors. Eric and Adam were soon transported to the hospital, and Streghetta returned to her own house, occasionally performing some tricks with her skateboard in the meanwhile.
Streghetta eventually arrived at her own house, her pet pterodactyl Pterry was waiting for her. Streghetta rubbed Pterry's head, she smiled and said: ❮❮Who is a good pterodactyl? Pterry is a good pterodactyl~♥❯❯, she said, giggling happily, ❮❮You must be hungry~I'll give you something to eat❯❯, she said, opening the new bag of Ptero-Crunchies® (food for pet pterodactyls) that she bought at the grocery store and giving them to Pterry. Streghetta loved riding Pterry and flying through the skies. Of course, she never farted around Pterry. Not even the mightiest among the pterodactyls could be able to tolerate such an awful stench.
Streghetta entered her house and let out a huge, loud, stinky fart.
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❮❮Aaahhh~home sweet home~❯❯, she said, smiling satisfied as she let out the rotten gas from her body. Streghetta's house was peculiar in that from the outside it had a finite size, but from the inside it was infinite. It was an infinite hall with (countably) infinite rooms on the left and right side, each one having a number followed by an A if the room is on the left side of the hallway, and a B if the room is on the right side. There is also an elevator that can bring her to any part of her house. Of course, her house has a (countably) infinite number of floors. Considering the infinite size of Streghetta's house (from the inside), it was impossible for her farts to stink up her entire house, but she could easily stink up a room with her farts, especially if the windows are closed.
Streghetta went to the room 1B, the first room on the right side of the hallway. It was a bedroom. There were infinite bedrooms in Streghetta's house, but not all rooms in her house were bedrooms. But the number of bedrooms in her house was exactly the same as the total number of rooms (bedrooms + non-bedrooms) in her house. Infinity can be counter-intuitive, and the logic that applies to finite sets doesn't necessarily apply to infinite sets!
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❮❮Aaahhh~~~❯❯, Streghetta was very satisfied, now that she was in her bedroom, she could fart as much as she want... just like she does everywhere else! Her fart was really stinky, and she sniffed it with a smile of satisfaction, ❮❮phew~my farts stink~that guy Eric surely had a stinky time inside my panties, so close to my gassy butt~❯❯, she mumbled to herself, giggling. Her fart was not stinky enough to stink up her bedroom really badly, but just a few more farts and her bedroom will reek really badly! Her bedroom was starting to get filled with a rotten stench already, and she loved that.
There was no time to waste, now that she was in her bedroom, she was about to perform a truly malefic witchy black magic ritual. As the evil deed was about to be performed, Streghetta had a smirk on her face.
'Watch Anime For Free 100% Legal No Virus', that was one among the many results of her black magic ritual (which consisted in using a search engine to find websites to watch anime for free... one of the most evil things a witch can do). Her computer was a tool for evil black magic that will bring destruction (e.g. of entertainment industries).
Not only she pirated music, but also videogames: one of her favourite videogames that she illegally downloaded is Hyper Giuseppina 69, she also loves the Nekketto series, as well as many other games she has illegally downloaded on her computer. She was very proud of being such a mischievous and gassy witch.
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Streghetta farted again, she enjoyed sniffing her own farts. In fact, it was often the case that she sniffed the chair she farted on, shortly after she farted. It was incredibly stinky, it made even her cough whenever she sniffed the smelly freshly-farted chair, the rancid stench was almost addicting. In any case, she kept farting and watching episodes of her favourite anime shows. Numerous episodes later, she was kinda getting bored and she wondered what would happen if she farted in a can of Pteringles®, then closed the lid, then open it after one hour and smell it. She wondered whether the smell would stay, so she decided to try. She ate an entire can of Pteringles® (to be more precise, she ate the Pteringles® contained within the can, not the can itself, which is not edible), and then she farted in it, and closed the lid immediately afterwards. She'll open it and smell it in a hour to see if the smell will stay.
In the meanwhile, she decided to take a walk through her hallway. She brought her flip-phone with her, and inserted the earphones in it, she listened to some really cool emo/punk/post-hardcore music while taking the walk. Since it was an infinitely long hallway, she could walk for as long as she wanted. She farted quite often during the walk, and while she stunk up a small area near her, she couldn't stink up the entire hallway with her farts, since the hallway was infinite.
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She kept farting a lot, and even she was surprised how much gas her stomach could hold, and she hadn't finished farting yet! About half a hour has passed, she arrived at the door 500, and then she decided to turn around and walk back to her bedroom 1B, which will take more or less another half a hour.
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She farted, and sometimes after she farted she sniffed her own pungent gases, she was proud of how bad they smelled, they were like a nauseating thick eggy sulfuric gas that would make one gag and make it difficult to breathe. She was giggling thinking of how much Eric must had suffered being forced to breathe her farts, and even Adam didn't have an easy time. Her farts were so stinky she was feeling proud and powerful. She felt like it was a funny talent she had.
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❮❮Aaahhh~~~❯❯, Streghetta really loved farting, the pungent flatulent fumes that came out of her butt were often capable of stinking up an entire room. What she loved even more was seeing other people react to the smell of her farts. Often they would cough, gag, pinch their noses and feel nauseated because the smell of her farts is so awful.
After some time of walking, she reached her bedroom 1B. A hour has passed since she farted in that can of Pteringles®, and now she wanted to see if the smell was still trapped inside. She opened the lid of the can, put her nose close to it, and...
❮❮GAH!!!❯❯, Streghetta gasped in surprise, coughed and immediately threw the can away. She started gagging a bit, too. The smell of her own fart trapped inside the can for one hour was very intense, absolutely noxious! Her nose was burning from the stench, but that made her feel even more aroused, now she had a better understanding what Eric was going through, trapped inside her panties, so close to her gassy butt.
Suddenly, Streghetta's flip-phone rang, her ringtone was a beautiful emo song she really loved. The beginning of that ringtone was the br00tal breakdown of that song. Who was calling her? It said 'unknown number'. Streghetta was a bit anxious, but she decided to accept the call anyway.
"H-hi... Streghetta? Adam told me about you... I... I would like to know you... we can be friends", the voice of a guy could be heard, he was stuttering, by his voice it was clear that his face was blushing. It was creepy to receive a call by a stranger like that, but Streghetta didn't feel threatening vibes. In any case, Streghetta is a witch, so she could cast a spell for self-defense.
❮❮Who are you?❯❯, Streghetta asked.
"M-my name is Malik... I know, it's creepy for a stranger like me to call you like this... s-so... I understand if you don't want to... but if you want to... we can... m-meet each other?", Malik said, stuttering anxiously.
❮❮Alright, where shall we meet?❯❯, Streghetta asked.
"At my house... I live at 27 Dead End... I've heard that your... f-farts... are really stinky... I'm curious... OH NO!!! I shouldn't had said this!!! I'm sorry!!! I'm so sorry!!! Please forget what I just said", Malik said, with his voice sounding like he was starting to panic.
❮❮Oh gosh Malik calm down please! I don't mind! You're fine! I'll be there soon! Please wait!❯❯, Streghetta said, ending the call, wearing her shoes and going outside. She sat on her pterodactyl Pterry, preparing to go to 27 Dead End. Of course she also brought her skateboard with her, she never goes out without her skateboard.
❮❮27 Dead End...❯❯, Streghetta mumbled, riding her pterodactyl Pterry, flying through the skies, to the destination.
After some time of flying, she arrived to the destination: 27 Dead End. She gave Pterry some headpats, and said: ❮❮Good pterodactyl, now you can return home~♥❯❯, and Pterry started flying through the skies, to return home. Pterry always did a good job when it came to transport.
"H-hi...", Malik said, stuttering shily and heavily blushing. He was a nerdy-looking guy with a shirt with the text 'vegan' printed on it. As a pet, he had a huge brachiosaurus, far taller than his house.
In order to impress Malik, Streghetta decided to perform some tricks with her skateboard.
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"Whoa...", Malik was impressed, she looked very skilled at skating! "As I told you earlier... my name is Malik, and this is my best friend Brad!", he said, pointing at his pet brachiosaurus, "Brad is a herbivore, and I'm a vegan... we're very similar to each other in many aspects! I love dinosaurs... and plants! My entire house is made of flowers!", he said, introducing himself.
❮❮I'm happy whenever I return home and see Pterry, so yeah, I can understand what you feel. Pets are amazing!❯❯, said Streghetta, smiling as she thought about Pterry. ❮❮Brad is HUGE, though...❯❯
"He is! But he is perfectly domesticated. I wonder if anyone ever managed to domesticate a spinosaurus or a T-Rex!", Malik said, wondering.
❮❮I don't think so, those creatures are monstruous! Anyway, Malik... you said you were curious about my farts?~❯❯, Streghetta said, with a proud smirk on her face.
"W-well... two days ago I've prayed to the goddess Yourai Livingstone, that I may meet a gassy girl with really stinky farts soon. Yourai Livingstone is the goddess of flatulence... n-not in the sense that She's good at farting... but She's an anthropomorphic female divine representation of flatulence, She has almost unlimited knowledge when it comes to farts. It seems like Mrs Livingstone answered my prayers. I've heard that your farts are really stinky, so, even though I'm very shy, I wanted to try to contact you, so I can know you and become your friend. If this makes you uncomfortable, I understand... sorry...", Malik said, blushing.
Streghetta laughed. ❮❮I'm not uncomfortable at all, Malik. I can let you smell my farts if you want to... or even if you don't want to~❯❯, she said, giggling. When she said 'even if you don't want to', Malik got bad vibes from her. Could it be that she's actually an evil witch, just like Adam said? 'No way, Adam exaggerated, this girl doesn't seem THAT bad', he thought, smiling and feeling happy. ❮❮I have to warn you, though, you'd better stay away from me during full moon. That's when I become a gasbag❯❯
"W-what?", Malik was confused, he didn't know what she meant.
❮❮3,000 years ago, Vasküi sent a curse to one of my ancestors. It's a curse that transmits from mother to daughter. During full moon, the farts of those who are afflicted with this curse, and therefore mine as well, become extremely stinky, one fart and a room becomes absolutely putrid for a while, even stinkier than my usual farts. I would never afflict anyone to such a noxious miasma, I wouldn't go that far, the smell is absolutely unbearable!❯❯, said Streghetta, shuddering at the thought of her own farts during full moon. They certainly were nostrils burners, and perhaps lung destroyers as well. Even she was scared of her own farts during full moon, she has to sleep in a well-ventilated room. In her house, there are infinite well-ventilated rooms, but not all rooms in her house were well-ventilated.
"Did your ancestor consent to the curse, though?", Malik asked.
❮❮Of course not! It was a non-consensual curse! And now, because of that, during full moon my farts are so stinky that your nostrils will burn and your lungs will rot if you sniff my farts. It's like your face would melt from the unbearable stink! They're way stinkier than my regular farts, which are stinky enough to burn your nose already anyway❯❯, Streghetta explained.
"That's... that's amazing! I'm curious to see - or smell - for myself how stinky your full moon farts are! Please...", said Malik, blushing a bit, with pleady eyes, and an excited smile.
❮❮No way! My full moon farts are too stinky! I can let you smell my normal farts, though. I think I have one ready now~❯❯, Streghetta said, rubbing her belly, with a proud grin on her face, ❮❮Are you ready?~❯❯, she asked, giggling.
"On my face, please!", said Malik, begging Streghetta to fart on his face.
❮❮Are you sure? My farts stink really bad! They're hot and putrid! Are you sure you want me to fart right on your face?❯❯, Streghetta said, with a proud smirk. If Malik confirms, she'll fart on his face with no hesitation whatsoever.
"Yes, please! Since when I was a child, I've always wished for a girl with really stinky farts to fart on my face! Now Yourai Livingstone has granted my wish! Please, fart right on my nose!", said Malik, begging, almost crying, he'd been waiting for a moment like this for such a long time.
❮❮Alright, as you wish~♥❯❯, Streghetta said, walking towards Malik and pressing her butt against his nose, she could feel some gas building up inside her belly, ready to be let out. She was about to fart on his nose, and she was really happy of doing that. Her butthole was warm and slightly humid, Malik was excited to be experiencing such a thing in his life, finally.
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❮❮Aaahhh~~~♥♥♥❯❯, she sighed and smiled as she release a huge, rotten, hot, nauseating fart right on Malik's nose. He was overwhelmed by the heat and the stench (but mostly by the stench) of her fart, it hit his nostrils with a nauseating putridity that made him gag and almost want to throw up. He couldn't keep his nose pressed against Streghetta's butt, he immediately pulled his nose away so he could breathe some fresh air, but her fart stunk up the air outdoors, and Malik's house, made of flowers, started wilting, as well as all the flowers that he had in his garden. The rancid stench felt like a curse that was afflicting his plants, his nose, his lungs and his sense of smell. It was a pungent eggy stench that was almost unbearable, he couldn't stop coughing and gagging, the stench of her fart was now stuck in his nostrils and it would take some time for it to go away. Malik was shocked, if that was one of her regular farts...
"If this is one of your regular farts, I can't imagine how bad your full moon farts smell", said Malik, dizzy and nauseated, trying not to cough as he was speaking.
❮❮My full moon farts smell WAY worse than this. Trust me, you don't wanna smell them!❯❯, Streghetta said, smiling and nodding. In some way, she was very proud of her full moon farts, even if their stench was beyond noxious. It would be absolutely unbearable for anyone to stay in a room where she farted during full moon, even with her windows open. Not even she would condemn someone to such doom, it was a sulfuruous stench like rotten eggs that somehow were rotting again. Now, Malik's house has wilted, the flowers that his house were made of couldn't withstand such putrid miasma.
"Whoa...", Malik was very impressed, he was happy to have met such a gassy girl, the prayer to Yourai Livingstone has worked, even though Streghetta's farts smelled so awful that they made him gag and want to puke, it was very difficult to stand that smell, breathing that gas in was surely a challenge. "I would love to be your friend, Streghetta", said Malik, blushing.
Streghetta blushed too. ❮❮Uh... alright. Shall we go to Panthalassa Beach? What do you think?❯❯, she suggested, smiling.
"Sorry, Streghetta, I'm scared of the beach. There's always that sign 'beware of the kronosauruses', and I've heard they bite swimmers, sometimes severely injuring or even killing them. The beach lifeguards make a good job preventing most accidents, but not all. And I don't like just standing on the beach. But we can go to one of my favourite restaurants, Nutrition-27 of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈], I can let you try some really tasty vegan food!", Malik suggested.
❮❮What food?❯❯, Streghetta asked, curious.
"It's a surprise!", said Malik.
❮❮A surprise? What if I'm allergic?❯❯, Streghetta said.
"In that case I'll eat that food and order something else for you. Don't worry", Malik said, smiling and nodding.
❮❮Alright, let's go!❯❯, Streghetta said, jumping on her skateboard and ready to go to the Nutrition-27 of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈].
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❮❮Aaahhh~I needed to let that one go~♥❯❯, Streghetta said after she released another one of her typical rancid farts that burned one's nostrils, that fart made Malik cough, it was really pungent and rancid, but at that distance it was not unbearable, at least. Still, it smelled rotten egg to make him cough. Malik was surprised, he'd heard that she was a really gassy girl, but he didn't imagine she would be so gassy, and he didn't think her farts would smell so pungent that his nostrils would burn from the noxious stench. He jokingly wondered whether his lungs would eventually suffer some damage if he kept breathing in her farts.
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❮❮Whoopsie, I'm really gassy today, must be the Pteringles® I ate today~♥❯❯, she said, giggling, and she laughed as Malik couldn't avoid coughing as the pungent stench invaded his nostrils. Even outdoors, her farts were really rancid, they should not be underestimated, though at that distance they were not unbearable yet. But, receiving one of her farts on one's nose was surely a nauseating experience.
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❮❮Aaahhh~well, now we have arrived❯❯, she said. In front of her, there was a building with the text 'Nutrition-27 of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈]' in front of her.
"No, that's just a hologram, the actual restaurant is a little bit down the street, in that direction", Malik said, pointing at the direction of the actual building.
Streghetta groaned, she sighed and then she farted:
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"Do you seriously just keep farting all the time?", Malik asked, he was shocked just how gassy she was. And how bad her farts smelled, too! It reminded him of something like a miniature version of a sulfuric volcanic eruption of hot stinky gases. Streghetta just giggled and proudly nodded.
After some time of walking (and in the case of Streghetta, some time of skating) they arrived at the actual restaurant. It looked exactly like the hologram, except it was the actual building.
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❮❮Well, I need to let it out before we go in to the restaurant, don't you think? Fufufu~♥❯❯, she said, giggling as she watched Malik's face seem so nauseated and dizzy from the pungent stench of her farts. It looked like his nose was on fire or something. Malik was already starting to miss being able to breathe the fresh, odorless air. Now he had to breathe in Streghetta's noxious farts almost all the time, she farted really often and they always smelled so pungent, awful and toxic!
They entered the building, and Malik orderer a special food for Streghetta. He also ordered a can of Coca Cholera for himself.
❮❮That drink is pretty cancerous❯❯, Streghetta said, rolling her eyes.
"It is, and that's the fun part!", Malik said.
❮❮I agree. Please order a can of Coca Cholera for me, too!❯❯, Streghetta said.
"Alright", Malik said. The two cans of Coca Cholera arrived and both Malik and Streghetta drank it.
After some time of waiting, the food arrived. It was a plate of strange blue noodles that looked quite creepy.
❮❮What is that?❯❯, Streghetta asked.
"These are the Distorpors, a tasty vegan food that creates a small space-time distortion around them where everything is much smaller than the surroundings and time passes much faster. You should try them, they're really delicious!", Malik explained.
Streghetta was very excited and quick to use her fork to try eating the Distorpors. However, as soon as her hand was too close to the plate, it became much smaller than the rest of her body and she could feel it aching and burning. She screamed in pain, especially since she wasn't expecting anything like that to happen, even though Malik basically explained it. Streghetta removed her hand from the vicinity of the Distorpors, raising her eyebrows as that was a strange thing that happened.
❮❮What... the... hell❯❯, Streghetta said, with a serious face.
"Since your hand is so close to the Distorpors on the plate, it has become much smaller than the rest of your body, and since time passes much faster near the Distorpors, your blood is flowing much faster in your hand than in the rest of your body, causing you a burning pain"
❮❮And this was the special food you wanted me to eat?❯❯, Streghetta said, starting to feel annoyed. She wanted to try eating those Distorpors anyway, so she tried to pick the Distorpors with her fork, while trying to keep her hand as far from the Distorpors as possible. However, her plan went wrong since the Distorpors started to hiss at her like a very angry cat.
❮❮What the hell happened? Malik?❯❯, Streghetta said, startled.
"The Distorpors don't like being eaten with a fork or any other artificial object. You need to eat them with your hands", he explained.
❮❮Sounds like this food is sentient, then. Are you sure it's a vegan food?❯❯, Streghetta said, raising her eyebrows.
"Yes, it is a vegan food. Vegan means that it's neither dinosaur meat, nor something that is derived from dinosaurs, like eggs", Malik explained.
❮❮What about milk?❯❯, Streghetta asked.
"Milk? Dinosaurs don't produce milk! Only humans do", he explained.
❮❮Right...❯❯
Soon, the Distorpors started spitting a corrosive liquid from their infinite fractal mouths. Even though infinite mouths were spitting a corrosive liquid, the total quantity of the corrosive liquid that was spit was finite. And yes, this is a mathematically coherent proposition!
Streghetta jumped backwards from her chair in order to avoid the corrosive liquid from hitting her. ❮❮I think my food wants to kill me! Well, thank you Malik, but I'm gonna go home now❯❯, she said, hugging Malik, with some quick pats on his back, and then she left.
Malik had to pay for what he has done: 27 Drachmas for the two cans of Coca Cholera and the plate of Distorpors.
While Streghetta was returning home, a Meteorite woman stopped her and asked her if she would like to read her pamphlet summarising the beliefs of the Meteorites. Streghetta accepted and she read what it was about.
The Meteorites are a group of people who believe that soon, there will be a meteor that will cause the extinction of humans and dinosaurs alike. It is possible that after around 50 million years, a new human civilisation will be born, but the next time, dinosaurs won't be around to keep humans company. It is possible, however, that different non-human creatures will populate the Earth. The beliefs of the Meteorites are contrary to those of the Eternalists, who believe that humans and dinosaurs will keep co-existing forever.
❮❮This is non-sense❯❯, Streghetta said, rolling her eyes, ❮❮Even if there will be this meteor you're talking about, I remind you that there are people living on the Moon and on Mars. Those celestial bodies have been colonised by humans several generations ago already. Humans won't go extinct. Those people who inhabit the Lunar and Martian colonies may return to Earth and re-populate it again. No human extinction❯❯, Streghetta said, nodding proudly.
"The people who live in the space colonies are still dependent on us giving them foods with our rockets, since they can't grow food on there, at least not with the current technology. Also, they won't return to Earth. The people currently living in the space colonies are natives from there, and since Mars has a gravity of around 38% that of the Earth, and the Moon has around 17% of the gravity of Earth, their bodies wouldn't be able to handle Earth's gravity if they decided to come to Earth", the woman explained.
❮❮Ugh... bye❯❯, Streghetta said, walking away. The thought of humans and dinosaurs going extinct was upsetting her, but she just shook her head and thought that there was no evidence that a meteor would soon impact Earth and cause such mass extinction. She thought that the Meteorites believed in a lot of non-sense.
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Streghetta sighed in relief as she let out another fart. It helped her calm down from those thoughts of doom and extinction. Her pungent flatulence was released in the air, nobody except her would ever smell it, as the stench would had already been dissipated. She wanted to fart on someone's face, she liked the idea of someone smelling her rotten noxious farts, especially if such a person was helpless and forced to sniff them. Unfortunately, right now she didn't have such opportunity. She decided to go to the grocery store, she wanted to buy some beans for herself (to make her even more gassy with even stinkier farts than usual), and some Ptero-Crunchies® for Pterry.
She walked into the grocery store and there was a section where one could buy the newspapers. The most popular one by far was 'The Daily Negativity'. Streghetta took a quick look at the headlines:
-Somebody kills somebody else
-Somebody kills a child
-Somebody kills a baby pterodactyl
-Somebody dies in a velociraptor accident
-Somebody dies eaten by a kronosaurus at Panthalassa Beach
-Somebody dies in a very painful way
-Earthquake kills 5 people and 2 brachiosauruses
-Deadly meteor to cause humans and dinosaurs extinction in 50 years
Streghetta shook her head and thought 'I'm not gonna buy that! I'm a bad girl, but even I don't want to read that shit!', she thought that and then she just proceeded to buy the beans and the Ptero-Crunchies®. The 'deadly meteor' headline reminded her of what that Meteorite woman told her earlier. She paid 27 Drachmas for the beans and the Ptero-Crunchies® and then she left the grocery store, she couldn't wait to eat those beans so that she can be extremely gassy with extremely stinky farts. Not as stinky as her full moon farts, of course. Those farts have a different magnitude of putridity.
While Streghetta was returning home, she noticed something strange, lots of people were uncontrollably rubbing their chins. She wondered what was going on.
"I recommend you to stay away from here", a man said, "an epidemic of a mysterious disease that causes people to uncontrollably rub their chins has broken out around here. We do not know whether this disease is contagious yet. This disease is worse than it sounds. After some time, the constant rubbing of your chin starts causing skin irritation, and it may get severe if the disease is not stopped soon", he explained.
Streghetta ignored what the man said and she got closer to a guy who was infected with that disease. She grabbed his head, shoved it on her butt making sure that his nose was right between her buttcheeks, and...
☠☢☣PPBBBRRRAAARRRPPBBBFRRRRTTSSS☣☢☠
The guy screamed, coughed and gagged when he took a whiff of Streghetta's putrid fart. He wanted to get away from that situation, but all he got was some putrid gas blown into his nose. He felt like his nostrils were burning, the sulfuruous stench of rotten eggs just wouldn't leave him alone. He was coughing, gagging and feeling very nauseated, he started to panic a bit, even, because Streghetta wouldn't let him go. The smell was awful, the guy was shocked at how stinky that girl's (Streghetta's) farts were. After some time, she let him go, and he wasn't rubbing his chin anymore.
"I'm... I'm healed... you healed me... your farts healed me!", said the guy, happy, even though he was nauseated and dizzy for having breathed so many of her pungent rancid farts.
The man who previously warned her to leave the place was surprised. Soon, the doctors were informed and they asked her to work at the hospital. They told her they would pay her 27 Drachmas per hour. Of course, she accepted.
❮❮Pecunia non olet...❯❯, she said, with a proud grin, ❮❮...sed flatulentiae meae multum olent!❯❯ (Money does not smell... but my farts smell a lot)
She worked at the hospital for the entire summer, healing the people who caught that mysterious disease. Even during full moon, she still farted on people's noses to heal them from their disease. Streghetta's farts during full moon were so stinky that they sounded like they were dying, and the doctors who entered the patient room after she farted during full moon had to wear a hazmat suit, because the stench was absolutely unbearable, orders of magnitude more rancid than her average farts, just plain noxious, rotten eggs were odorless by comparison. A truly awful stench that almost seemed like a chemical attack.
At the end of the summer, the epidemic was officially declared over, there was no more chin-rubbing disease, but the other diseases still existed, unfortunately.
"This guy is ill from the Zxuilr, a deadly disease that poison one's blood. Luckily, it's not contagious, at least in this form. The cure for the Zxuilr will be your stinky farts. You will be paid 273 Drachmas if you manage to heal this patient, in addition to the 27 Drachmas per hour, of course", a nurse explained.
❮❮Alright, no problem for me. I'll administer the cure to this patient so that he can be cured from this horrible disease! I hope he doesn't mind having to smell my stinky farts, but it's for his own good~❯❯, Streghetta said, with a