In the previous chapter
<<HA! HA! GAS ACTIVITY IN ALASKA! ALERT!>>, said Gasbot, Rita's robot.
<<Very interesting, can you show me please which kind of gas is it?>>, she asked.
<<HA! HA! H2S! HYDROGEN SULFIDE! NO VOLCANO ACTIVITY!>>, said Gasbot.
<<Something is going there, let's go!>>, said Rita.
Rita went to the airport and booked a flight to Kotzebue, where the gas activity is registered.
<<Let's show them how things are really done!>>, said Rita.
<<HA! HA! CORRECT!>>, said Gasbot.
<<They don't deserve to live, I will KILL them with my putrid gas! Ahah!>>, said Rita, laughing cutely.
<<RITA! RITA! GO!>>, said Gasbot.
[...]
September 10, 2015:
Rita went to the Cincinnati Airport, with the presence of Gasbot, who has the responsibility of looking after Rita. There was a crowded line in the flight between Cincinnati and Seattle. She brought heavy clothing with her, not knowing how long she would have stayed there. She may overwinter in Alaska. They have to find the other girls whom have a very high farting ability. Rita wants to hold the primate in farting, she doesn't want that other people have it too. She has already killed 29 people with her farts, and she will make everyone that bullies her pay. She has no problem in showing her farting power. Rita was getting bored, waiting in the line, but she had to if she wanted to reach the other girls. Rita didn't know anything about Arctic Skunk Girls, but she's about to find out. She probably will not like it. She waited some 30 minutes. It was finally Rita's turn to pay the ticket. She had a problem, though, she was too young.
<<How old are you, girl?>>, said the miss.
<<I'm 13, but there's Gasbot, who'll look upon me>>, said Rita.
<<HA! HA! RITA'S ROBOT! GAAA...>>, Gasbot was about to say.
<<Don't say that!>>, said Rita.
<<I'm sorry, girl, I cannot make you fly, you must be at least 18 years old of age>>, said the miss.
<<You've wanted that!>>, said Rita.
PSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Rita farted, a silent fart, and the smell spread everywhere, making everyone run away.
The miss made a disgusted expression, but nonetheless, she said
<<No... ugh... you can't!>>
<<Yes, I can!>>, said Rita.
PSSSSSSSSSFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rita made another fart, stinkier than before, and the miss ran away, allowing Rita to make it to the airplane.
<<GUARDS!!!>>, said the miss.
30 guards with weapons and gas mask arrived, and Gasbot said: <<COPTER GO GO GO!!!>> and turned into a helicopter, saving Rita.
The police followed her.
She began flying to Seattle, and she received a message from her mom
"Rita, where are you?", she asked. "I'm going to Alaska, don't worry mom, tell dad I'm just fine, I'm doing it for a greater reason"
<<Gasbot, thank you, you are the best being I've ever met... I.... I love you!>>, said Rita.
<<IT'S MY WORK, MY PRINCESS!>>, said Gasbot.
Rita received another message from her mom.
"Why are you going there?", she asked.
"Because I've found other girls like me, I mean, they fart, and they're very stinky, we should meet them and make a Fart Nation, wherein criminals are punished by making them smell our farts"
Rita was at 3,000 meters (around 10,000 feet) of altitude, and she could see the West Coast. Rita was feeling lonely, so she chatted with her friends.
"I'm going to Alaska", she typed, and she sent them a photo of the aerial view.
Rita wanted to go to Alaska, but first she had to stop to Seattle.
"Good luck, dear", writed her mom.
"Thank you, mom", replied Rita.
Rita has already written a book where she applies her farting laws. For example, a killer would get punished with death sentence by farts. A bully will get bullied by farts. If someone hits someone, then he'll get farted in the face. It's like the Code of Hammurabi, but with farts. Rita has this great idea. The helicopter made by Gasbot was flying at a very high speed for a helicopter. After a while, Rita finally made it to Seattle.
It was 2 P.M., and it was warm, so Rita didn't have to wear heavy clothing. Rita usually wears light clothing even in cool weather because she wanted to show her body.
<<Gasbot, we're going to eat something at the Mexican restaurant, then we'll head up to Anchorage, in Alaska. Where exactly is the gas activity?>>, asked Rita.
<<BARROW, ALASKA. 71 DEGREES NORTH, 156 DEGREES WEST>>, replied Gasbot.
In the meanwhile, the American Police was looking for Rita, but she was nowhere to be found. They just didn't know what Gasbot could do.
<<71 degrees? Wow, it must be pretty cold up there!>>, said Rita.
<<THE CURRENT TEMPERATURE IN BARROW, ALASKA IS 31 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT>>, said Gasbot.
<<Thank you Gasbot, I will dress consequently>>
<<Gasbot, tell me where is the nearest Mexican Restaurant>>, said Rita.
<<2 MILES NORTH-WEST FROM HERE>>, said Gasbot.
<<Let's go!>>, said Rita.
<<LET'S GO GO GO!!!>>, said Gasbot.
<<Why do you always say "Go" three times?>>, asked Rita.
"I WAS PROGRAMMED LIKE THIS", said Gasbot.
Rita entered the Mexican Restaurant and ordered 3 burritos.
<<Do you really eat that much?>>, asked the waiter.
<<Sure!>>, said Rita.
Rita began eating a burrito. She ate it in 3 minutes.
<<It sure was good, but then I'll eat another one>>, said Rita.
Rita ate another one, and another one again.
<<Thank you! How much does it cost?>>, asked Rita.
<<9.99 dollars>>, replied the waiter.
<<Wait a moment, oh no!>>, said Rita.
<<What, miss?>>, said the waiter.
<<I only have 9.80 dollars>>, said Rita.
<<It doesn't matter, you can go>>, said the waiter, seeing she was 13 years old.
<<Better!>>, said Rita.
<<BATTERY: ONE PERCENT. 14 MINUTES OF AUTONOMY!>>, said Gasbot.
<<Oh no! Excuse me, can I charge my robot?>>, asked Rita.
<<No, you didn't pay the whole bill, you cannot>>, said the waiter.
<<Look, I've eaten 3 burritos, the consequences will be bad if you don't allow me!>>, said Rita.
"I don't know what you're trying to say, go away!", said the waiter.
"I will charge it in another place", said Rita, not wanting to kill him with her farts.
Rita didn't know how to charge Gasbot, she didn't have money and without him she couldn't go anywhere. It was too difficult to just do anything. She entered a house and asked if she could charge her robot. She was allowed by a family of 4. They were two parents, a 15 years old boy and a 19 years old girl.
<<Thank you! I really don't know how to thank you!>>, said Rita.
<<You don't need to thank us, it's our pleasure. Is that a new technology?>>, asked their mom.
<<Yes, it's a robot that calculates a lot of things, it's really useful!>>, said Rita.
After a hour, the bot was charged at 41%.
<Please, another two hours!>>, said Rita.
<<As long as you want!>>, said the mom.
<<Thank you!>>, said Rita.
<<Hey Rita, let's go playing something. Like a challenge!>>, said Jann, the boy.
<<Yes, you should try!>>, said Anna, the girl.
<<Okay!>>, said Rita, smiling.
[...]
<<Well then, I start!>>, said Anna, <<You should tell me what's the capital of Alaska, otherwise, you should put a piece of ice in your mouth, do you accept?>>, she asked.
<<Yes!>>, said Rita, <<I think the capital of Alaska is Anchorage, that's where I will go later!>>, she replied.
<<WRONG! The capital of Alaska is Juneau!>>, she said.
<<I'll put a piece of ice in my mouth, okay!>>, said Rita, doing that.
<<Now it's my turn!>>, said Jann, <<You should say "Chuvstvo" 10 times, really fast, without err! Otherwise you should jump 30 times>>.
<<Chuvtsvo, Chuvstvo, Chustvuvo...! Oh no!>>, said Rita.
<<You're wrong! Jump!>>, said Jann.
Rita jumped 30 times, and she was getting annoyed.
<<Now, I have a challenge for you. Tell me, what word does my robot repeat for 3 times everytime he says that? If you don't reply correct, you'll be forced to smell my farts for 30 seconds! And I ate 3 burritos earlier!>>, said Rita.
<<You can't be serious!>>, said Jann.
<<Yes, I am!>>, said Rita.
<<Fart?>>, said Jann.
<<No, that's not the word! Lay down!>>, said Rita.
Jann layed down on the bed and Rita sat on his nose.
<<Give me your hands, so I'll prevent you from escaping!>>, said Rita.
Jann did as he was instructed.
PFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
Rita farted. Jann had the same feeling like he put 30 rotten eggs under his nostrils and concentrated them in one point.
<<30 seconds!>>, said Rita.
Jann had trouble breathing, and he was convulsing under the rotten fart of Rita.
<<You are rotten girl... ugh...>>, said Jann.
30 seconds have passed, and Rita laughed.
<<I hope you are not angry with me!>>, she said.
Jann coughed and had a retch, it was extremely stinky and unbreathable.
<<Why are your farts so stinky? I was about to die from asphyxia>>, said Jann.
<<Because I'm special. There are a lot of girls like this, they are in Alaska, and I'm going to find them. Well, Gasbot is charged, see you soon!>>, said Rita, hugging both Jann and Anna.
<<Well Jann, let's go outside this room, she cleared up this room with a fart!>>, said Anna.
[...]
<<Let's go, Gasbot, let's go to Anchorage!>>, said Rita.
<<LET'S RITA, LET'S GO GO GO!!!>>, said Gasbot.
Gasbot turned into a helicopter and flown over the gulf of Alaska.
Rita landed on Anchorage and she asked money to people. She earned 20 dollars, and bought a pack of Tortillas with the Mexican sauce.
<<Well, Gasbot, we're almost there>>, said Rita.
<<GO! GO! GO!>>, said Gasbot.
The weather in Anchorage was 56 °F (13 °C) and cloudy, and Rita was still wearing short-sleeves.
<<Let's go to Barrow, let's find them!>>, said Rita.
<<LET'S GO! GO! GO!>>, said Gasbot.
[...]
<<Here we are in Norway!>>, said Yulia.
<<Are we going to find another skunk girl here?>>, said Eleonora.
<<I think so, Tromso is a good spot for Skunk Girls!>>, said Yulia.
<<Here people are peaceful, we don't need to use our farts!>>, said Irina, the girl from Alaska.
<<We can still use them for fun!>>, said Alice.
But they didn't know a girl from Alberta was following them...
[...]
<<This is London>>, said Khuligan.
<<Yes, in Norway we'll find the girls! Let's go and fight them>>, said Iqangavarak.
<<WAR TO SKUNK GIRLS!>>, said both.
What will happen when everyone encounters? We'll see that in a few chapters.