September 9, 2015
<<DO MY HOMEWORK, IDIOT!>>, said Khuligan.
But Rebenok didn't understand his homework, it was far too difficult for him. Rebenok was one grade lower than Khuligan.
<<I'm sorry, I don't understand this... we haven't done this at school...>>, admitted Rebenok.
Khuligan punched him and pulled his hair.
<<There is no Yulia here, so I can do whatever I want now!>>, said Khuligan.
<<You won't go outside this room until you have finished this homework, and if it's wrong, then things will get ugly!>>, said Khuligan.
Rebenok was controlled by Khuligan in every kind of way, he couldn't do what he wanted, his freedom was vastly limited. Khuligan even checked daily his mobile messages. He was always with him, checking if he's doing something Khuligan doesn't want.
<<I'm bored, I'm going outside, even if there are no trees and nothing to do, it's better than staying with some idiot like you! To ensure you won't escape, I'll lock you there and bring your mobile with me!>>, said Khuligan.
Khuligan went outside and locked Rebenok in his own room.
He walked in the streets, but there was almost nobody.
He was bored, but he was happy, because Yulia was not there.
He thought that Yulia was too evil, making bullies smell her farts, but he didn't know if there were other girls that were like her.
Khuligan was listening to some music. He was listening to rap.
He was wondering when Yulia would return, he was wondering... if she will ever return.
Khuligan hated Yulia, and he was not sad at all. Now he could control everyone in the school. It was his dream since 2012, the year when he met Yulia. Now, he could do whatever he wanted. He was so happy. But it was an evil happiness. Things are not ending like this, things will happen in the future.
He returned to the school in Sisimiut, and met a girl who was in his same school in Kamyshin.
<<Hey, Svinka, cook me something, I'm hungry!>>, asked Khuligan, in a not very polite tone.
<<I don't know how to cook!>>, said Svinka.
<<You'll learn! GO!>>, ordered Khuligan.
<<Who are you calling?>>, asked Khuligan.
<<I'm telling Yulia what are you doing!>>, said Svinka.
<<Give me your mobile, you can't use it!>>, said Khuligan.
Svinka ran away.
<<Hey! ... Yulia...>>, Svinka couldn't speak properly, because she was running and had her breath short.
<<What's up Svinka? Why are you calling me in the middle of the night?>>, asked Yulia.
It was morning in Greenland, but it was night in Alaska.
<<Khuligan... is in action!>>, said Svinka.
<<I cannot help you! I'm sorry, Svinka...>>, said Yulia.
Khuligan was very fast, and he took Svinka's phone.
He ended the call.
<<Now, you're in punishment! You won't eat today! Go back in your room!>>, said Khuligan.
Khuligan locked her in her room.
He loved to be in control of everyone.
He went outside the school and walked.
He was so happy, he could control everything. Khuligan doesn't like when something is not like expected, so he wants to be in control of everything and everyone.
<<I hate Yulia, she's like a skunk!>>, Khuligan thought, but instead of thinking, he said that.
<<Skunk? Do you know a skunk?>>, asked Iqangavarak, an enemy of Eleonora, the fart girl of Sisimiut.
<<Who are you?>>, asked Khuligan, bothered.
<<My name is Iqangavarak, and I know Eleonora, the skunk of Sisimiut. Who is Yulia? Are there any other girls like that?>>, asked Iqangavarak.
<<Listen to me, I will tell you how I met her and who is she>>, said Khuligan.
"""
It was a nice day of December 2012, in Kamyshin. A new girl has been brought in our school, she was from Enurmino, a village in Chukotka, in the Arctic Russia. I thought how beautiful it was to meet another girl, but soon, I would soon hate her.
<<Hi! My name is Khuligan!>>, I said.
<<Hello Khuligan! I'm Yulia>>, she hugged me.
<<HUGS ARE NOT ALLOWED!>>, I said, and punched her.
She cried and sat far away from me.
She then hugged another guy in her class, later.
<<What did I tell you before? HUGS ARE NOT ALLOWED!>>, I said, and punched her again.
<<Please, don't hit me...>>, she asked.
<<Or else?>>, I said, laughing.
<<You'll regret it!>>, said Yulia. She was beginning to have an evil smile.
What could a 13 years old girl could do to me? Absolutely nothing! I was 13 as well, but I was a lot bigger than her, I could smash her face easily.
She then told something to the teacher, and the teacher said
<<Everyone, go out of this classroom, except Yulia and Khuligan. They have to talk...>>
<<Teacher, I don't care about it, she has to be controlled by me like everyone else!>>, I said.
<<No, she hasn't. I'll go outside, so you can talk!>>, said the teacher.
"Great!", I thought. "Now I Can hit her as long as I want", I thought. I heard a key closing the door of our classroom. I didn't know that I'd really had to regret it.
I heard a sound like SSS coming from Yulia.
<<Haha! You are farting from the fear!>>, I said.
I then smelled a faint whiff of eggs.
<<Wow! It stinks too! You're an idiot! Now YOU are the one who will regret what one's done!>>, I said.
After saying that, the smell was getting stronger. But it was still bearable.
<<I don't think so!>>, she said.
The smell was getting stronger, and it was starting to bother me.
<<Uhh... what did you eat?>>, I said.
<<Peppers!>>, she said, in a cute voice that annoyed me so much.
The smell was burning my nose everytime I had to breathe, I was beginning to weep.
My eyes were watering.
<<Wooo!!! I'm exiting this room now! You are a deadly weapon!>>, I said.
<<You can't, the room is locked!>>, she said, smiling.
The smell was getting stronger. It smelt like a pound of rotten eggs were pushed in my nostrils.
I coughed everytime I breathed.
I sat on the floor and held my nose. I tried breathing through my nose but I could taste it.
Yulia started walking near me. The room became so smelly I couldn't breathe anywhere in the room.
<<What are you going to do?>>, I asked, full of fear.
<<I'll make you end your suffering!>>, she said.
She turned back, put her butt near my face and farted.
There was a strong surge of hot and extremely putrid hair in my face.
I breathed for less than a second, and then, I don't remember anything else, I might have passed out. And that was only the beginning!
"""
<<That's terrible! But at least you deserved it! Eleonora has fun when she makes other people smell farts!>>, said Iqangavarak.
"""
That's not the only thing! Things only got worse later.
<<Buy me a snack!>>, I asked to Svinka, a girl from another class.
<<My money isn't enough for both you and me, I'm sorry!>>, she said.
I punched her.
Yulia saw me.
"Oh no!", I thought.
She called the teacher.
I went to my classroom, but it was a trap.
It was not my classroom, it was a very small room.
Yulia entered there.
The teacher soon locked the room.
I punched Yulia, but she farted on my leg.
Soon, the room smelt worse than a rotten sewer.
I started gagging.
<<You don't like it, right?>>, asked Yulia.
She held me down, put her butt near my face and farted.
It was something extreme, worth of a skunk. I fainted.
I woke up in another classroom, because the other classroom was unusable for at least a month, for security reasons. I knew what the security reason was. With everyone laughing at me. I've never felt so embarassed in my life.
<<Beaten by a girl!>>, they said, laughing.
I KNEW I had to make her pay.
Outside the school, when no one was around, I almost punched her.
She farted, and the air became so toxic I shed a tear and ran away so soon.
I couldn't stay near her again.
"One day I'll make her pay!", I thought.
She farted on me more than 100 times. When I returned home everytime, I stunk as hell.
<<Why do you stink so much, son? Did you jump in a sewer?>>, asked my mom.
<<No, mom, I'm fine! Do my homework!>>, I said.
<<Today I can't, son. I have to go outside with a friend of mine!>>, she said.
<<It's ok, mom. You'll do them another day!>>, I said.
I love my mom, that's why I treat her well.
One day, I'll make her pay!
"""
<<Eleonora is also like that, but she is harsher, she farts in people's faces more easily than Yulia. If you do something she doesn't like, she will fart in your face. She is worse than Yulia. But there can be worse! Imagine if a girl like that uses her farts to bully people! That would be inappropriate! Let's fight them!>>, said Iqangavarak.
<<How?>>, said Khuligan.
<<With swords and gas masks! Where are they now?>>, he asked.
<<I'm with you! They're in Alaska right now!>>, said Khuligan.
<<Let's go!>>, said Iqangavarak.
Will that be the day where Khuligan finally fights Yulia and the other girls?
Meanwhile, Yulia doesn't know that a girl not from the Arctic can make extremely stinky farts, that can also kill people. Her next goal is Norway, but there's also a girl from the far South that farts like them, and ever stinkier than them. That girl is from Alberta. She has killed 29 people until know, with she killing a guy yesterday. Wondering who this girl is? You can't be!
Yulia doesn't know her, but if she found out, she would have been shocked, because she didn't know what a girl from the South can make extremely stinky farts (not stinkier than Ekaterina's, anyway), and she didn't think that a girl can be so evil that can kill people. Will Yulia be angry at this girl's? What will she do? Will they ever meet?
[...]
<<HA! HA! GAS ACTIVITY IN ALASKA! ALERT!>>, said Gasbot, Rita's robot.
<<Very interesting, can you show me please which kind of gas is it?>>, she asked.
<<HA! HA! H2S! HYDROGEN SULFIDE! NO VOLCANO ACTIVITY!>>, said Gasbot.
<<Something is going there, let's go!>>, said Rita.
Rita went to the airport and booked a flight to Kotzebue, where the gas activity is registered.
<<Let's show them how things are really done!>>, said Rita.
<<HA! HA! CORRECT!>>, said Gasbot.
<<They don't deserve to live, I will KILL them with my putrid gas! Ahah!>>, said Rita, laughing cutely.
<<RITA! RITA! GO!>>, said Gasbot.
What will happen in this epic fight? Let's see it in the next chapter!!!