September 8, 2015
Vladivostok
<<We're back in Vladivostok!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<I'm really happy!>>, said Dmitry.
Dmitry wanted to smell Ekaterina's farts again, after all these things have happened.
<<Tomorrow we're going to school! It's nice to be back to life once again!>>, said Igor.
<<Igor, we've been so far together. Kamyshin, Sisimiut. We've travelled a lot. But you know what Yulia is doing, they're trying to find all the skunk girls in the world. I'm not a skunk girl. But my farts can have a power up to 20 epm3, and that's very good for a normal human!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<You know, you shouldn't have gone with the skunk girls anyway. It's not a pleasant life...>>, said Igor.
<<I know Yulia can make a fart even more than a billion epm3. That means she can stink up the entire city of Vladivostok and even more. I can't>>, said Ekaterina.
<<She has an astronomical power, she can stink up the entire atmosphere of the Earth, but I don't think she would do it, she cares about life>>, said Igor.
<<I think no skunk girl would do that, anyway>>, said Ekaterina.
[In Ekaterina's home]
<<Show me your fart power!>>, asked Igor.
<<Ok!>>, said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina farted and it had a power of 1 epm3. The room was 50 cubic meters big, so it smelt like 0.02 eggs. Igor couldn't smell anything.
<<That doesn't like like Yulia's! Ahah>>, said Igor, laughing.
<<I can do better!>>, said Ekaterina.
2 epm3. Still nothing
<<Don't worry Ekaterina. I don't like Yulia's power. You are the best girl in the world and I love you anyway!>>, said Igor.
<<Do you want to smell it close?>>, asked Ekaterina, winking.
<<It's ok!>>; said Igor, smiling.
Ekaterina farted. 3 epm3. When smelt close, it smelt like 1.5 eggs.
<<It's stinky! Ahah! But you're still a normal human>>, said Igor.
<<I can do a lot worse than this! I can assure you!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<Really?>>, asked Igor.
<<Yes!>>, said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina farted again.
4 emp3.
"They are getting more powerful!", she thought.
She still has not digested the food completely, but when she will, her farts will stink like a Yulia's 20 epm3 fart.
<<I love you!>>, said Ekaterina, hugging Igor.
<<I love you, too!>>, said Igor.
Igor liked Yulia, too! But he was a bit scared by her.
[FLASHBACK]
They asked everyone in the city, and finally, they asked Igor.
"Yes, she's in her house!", said Igor
"And where is her house?", asked Yulia
"You are not filled with good intentions!", said Igor
"Just tell me!", said Yulia
"No!", said Igor
"Ok then!", said Yulia
Yulia made a fart that smelt like 100 rotten eggs. Igor was becoming light-headed. It was extremely stinky.
"Did you just fart?", said Igor.
"Yes, and if you don't tell me where she is I'll tie you up and force to smell my farts forever!", said Yulia
"Ok! Ok! Let's get in the car!", said Igor
They got into Artem's car and Igor gave indications of where Ekaterina's house was.
[/FLASHBACK]
But then Yulia said "Come on, that was a joke. We are nice!"
Igor is still afraid of her, he was afraid of her first fart. It smelt like 100 rotten eggs, and Igor thought he would have died, he couldn't breathe that putrid fart. He was sure she was a skunk girl. But that was just a joke, Yulia only farts to punish killers and people who beat others.
[...]
Ekaterina knew that was her 20th fart, and asked Igor to smell it closely.
PRRRRRRRRR.........!!!!!!!!!
At Igor's distance, it smelt like 10 rotten eggs. It was not like Yulia's farts, however.
<<Wow! It smells like hell's brimstone! Blah!>>, said Igor.
<<Powerful enough?>>, asked Ekaterina.
<<Yeah! You can do the same things Yulia does!>>, said Igor, smiling.
<<Nope! She can do very nasty ones!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<I know! The first time she farted I thought she was a skunk!>>, said Igor, seriously.
<<It's an arctic gene. In the Arctic there are no trees, so the girls used their farts to shock polar bears and eat them. That's how arctic populations survived!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<I didn't know that!>>, said Igor.
<<Eleonora explained Yulia, who explained me!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<Let's play Call Of Duty!>>, said Igor.
<<It's ok!>>, said Ekaterina.
They played Call Of Duty and had a lot of fun.
[...]
<<I have to go home, now. It was a fantastic day, thank you!>>, said Igor, kissing her.
<<Bye!>>, said Ekaterina.
The next day, Dmitry would have to come in her house.
September 9, 2015.
<<I've returned from a trip to Greenland!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<How was it?>>, asked the teacher.
<<Greenland has a very cold summer, but it's a really beautiful place, everyone of us should do a trip there!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<Have you met someone nice there?>>, asked the teacher.
<<Yes! But it's better not to explain it!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<Why?>>, asked the teacher.
Should Ekaterina explain the fact of the skunk girls to the teacher? Nah.
<<Well, you will not believe me anyway. Greenland is a magic place!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<I understand. Well, today we're going to study the light! The light is an electromagnetic radiation with frequences between...>>
vvv[...]
<<Hello cousin! How are you?>>, asked Ekaterina.
<<I'm fine, thanks! Well, are we going to do that thing?>>, asked Dmitry.
<<Definitely! You know what I ate at school, ahah!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<Yes, I know!>>, said Dmitry.
[...]
Dmitry smelt the first fart.
1 emp3.
<<It smells very good!>>, said Dmitry.
<<And this is the first one! You know you can't stand that well after the tenth fart! Ahah!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<It's true!>>, said Dmitry.
One minute later, second fart.
<<It stinks!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Hey Eka! Let's go in the closet, so the smell will be trapped there!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Ok!>>, said Dmitry.
Third fart. 3 emp3, the closet was quite big, 2 cubic meters, so the smell in the closet was 1.5 eggs.
<<If you stand all my 20 farts, I'll give you 1000 Rubles!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<I will do it!>>, said Dmitry.
Another fart. 2+1.5 = 3.5
It was surely stinky, but not inhuman.
She farted again. 3.5+2.5 = 6
<<You can punish people like Yulia does!>>, said Dmitry.
<<No! No! Even Igor told me that but no! Yulia makes fart at least 20 times stinkier than this, you surely wouldn't stand them!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<I remember once when I tried to fight Yulia!>>, said Dmitry.
DMITRY NARRATES
I started tickling Yulia and she ran way, I was chasing her, but she told me <<Don't tickle me! Or I'll fart in your face!>>
<<Try it and see for yourself!>>, I said.
<<You seriously wouldn't want it!>>, said Yulia, trying to hug me.
I started tickling her again and she punched me.
She locked me in a small room and started farting. I don't know how much power she had, in her unit of measure, she farted once and it was very painful to breathe, it was extremely stinky.
<<Now you'll stay here for 2 hours!>>, said Yulia.
She farted again, exited the room and locked me inside the small room with food and water.
It was so stinky I wanted to throw up, the smell was unbearable and I wanted to cry. It smelt like I was bathing in one year old eggs up to the height of my neck. The air was very humid, too.
I tried to breathe through my t-shirt but the smell was still there.
I tried to escape, but there was no way to do it. I was suffering so much. It was a lot worse than this closet. Yes, at least 20 times worse. I didn't know Yulia was so powerful.
After 5 minutes I couldn't stand that smell anymore and I slept.
After 30 minutes, Yulia unlocked the room and made me go outside.
<<Don't tickle me, please!>>, said Yulia, then hugged me.
I will never fight Yulia again, she's a real skunk.
[...]
<<I know, Yulia can make really really stinky farts, it doesn't surprise me she used them to punish people! You shouldn't have tickled her!>>, said Ekaterina. <<I wanted to smell her farts close!>>, said Dmitry.
Ekaterina farted again. 6+3 = 9
<<Your farts are very stinky, too! But now like Yulia's!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Please put your head down, I want to fart in your face!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<Ok!>>, said Dmitry.
It was much stinkier near her butt. For example, near the butt, a 7 epm3 fart would smell like 7 eggs.
And this was a 7 epm3 fart. 9+3.5=12.5
<<You're a baby skunk, maybe!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Thank you!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<Your farts are the stinkiest farts I've ever smelt for a normal human, really!>>, said Dmitry.
Eighth fart. 12.5+4=16.5
PPPRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
<<If you locked me in a room with this fart, I wouldn't suffer that much. But imagine Yulia's farts right in my face! I would love to try that!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Are you really sure?>>, asked Ekaterina.
<<Yes!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Now she's in Nunavut or Alaska, I don't know. But she will find a lot of skunk girls and they will fart in your face!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<I remember when Yulia farted in my face, but they weren't that powerful. I will ask her if she can fart with the power she used that time. I wanted that fart right on my face!>>, said Dmitry.
<<I think you may faint for a lot of hours if she did!>>, said Ekaterina.
<<It would be horrible! But I would like to try it anyway!>>, said Dmitry.
Ekaterina farted again. 16.5+4.5=21
<<This closet is almost as stinky as when Yulia farted in that room!>>, said Dmitry.
It smelt like 21 eggs, it was getting very stinky inside that closet. But Dmitry wanted 1000 Rubles.
<<I'm suffocating under farts of sorrow!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Here's another one!>>, said Ekaterina.
21+5=26
<<You're definitely a semi-skunk! Hey, wait a moment. Vladivostok has a latitude of 43 °N, maybe, someone from Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky would fart in a stinkier way than you!>>, said Dmitry.
<<Maybe you're right! Maybe there are skunk girls even in middle latitude places!>>, said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina and Dmitry were starting to get dubious about this fact. They didn't know a girl who was born in Ohio could make stinky farts as stinky as Yulia's. Everyone will be shocked finding this out, but it will take time.
The next episode will talk about life in Sisimiut, and flashbacks of episodes of Yulia against Khuligan. Stay tuned for the next episodes :D