September 7, 08:00 A.M.
Igloolik, Nunavut
<<We are finally here!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Now, what should we do?>>, asked Yulia.
<<Let's ask people!>>, said Eleonora.
No one was around, but Eleonora decided to enter someone's house.
<<Hi!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Hello!>>, said Qukuqpungu, a 20 years old boy.
<<Do you know someone in this town who is a skunk girl?>>, asked Eleonora.
<<Skunk girl?>>, said Qukuqpungu, surprised.
<<Yes, do you know her?>>, asked Eleonora.
<<No, I don't think a skunk girl can exist>>, said Qukuqpungu.
<<You're wrong!>>, said Eleonora.
Eleonora farted. To say the stench by now, we'll use a new unit of measure. The epm3. It stands for "egg per cube meter". For example, if a fart has a power of 100 epm3, in a small living room of 27 cubic meters, it will stink like 3.7 rotten eggs. That was the case.
<<It really stinks!>>, said Qukuqpungu, <<are you a skunk girl?>>, he asked.
<<Yes, I am! I'm going to ask someone else! Bye!>>, said Eleonora, leaving Qukuqpunga in the stench.
<<Why did you fart?>>, asked Yulia.
<<I felt like it!>>, said Eleonora.
<<You should only fart when you encounter evil people, remember it!>>, said Yulia.
That was only the first part of the trip.
<<Let's rest now!>>, said Yulia.
<<No! We should meet this skunk girl!>>, said Eleonora.
<<And... if she's not in Igloolik?>>, said Yulia.
<<Then we'll search city by city!>>, said Eleonora.
[...]
<<Good morning, do you know a skunk girl?>>, asked Eleonora.
<<What is a skunk girl?>>, asked the boy.
<<It's a girl who was born north of the Arctic Circle who can make extremely stinky farts! Do you know her?>>, asked Eleonora.
<<No, I'm sorry!>>, said the boy.
[...]
<<I think we're losing time!>>, said Yulia.
<<We're doing it the right way! We asked 2 people. How many people are here? 1,500? We'll do it eventually!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Let's stay in a hotel!>>, said Yulia.
<<It's ok!>>, said Eleonora.
[...]
<<Let's ask everybody, maybe there's someone here who knows a skunk girl!>>, said Eleonora.
<<You know, I'm not REALLY interested in this thing...>>, said Yulia.
<<We should meet every skunk girl, you know right?>>, said Eleonora.
<<And what's the goal anyway?>>, said Yulia.
<<To create the most powerful team in the world!>>, said Eleonora.
<<And... will we fight evil?>>, said Yulia.
<<Yes! You can bet!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Have you the exact control of the power of your farts? I stil don't understand it very well. Sometimes it's too powerful!>>, said Yulia.
<<Of course! It's the Arctic Power, called AP, and it's measured in epm3, which stands for eggs per cube meter. For example, this room is more or less 50 cubic meters, I think. I can select the value in my mind. If I want this room to smell like 10 rotten eggs, I will make a fart whose power is 500 epm3.>>
Eleonora gave Yulia a demonstration, and farted (500 epm3)
The room smelt like 10 rotten eggs. Yulia wasn't bothered, but she aknowledged that people entering that room would be shocked.
<<I understood, there was no need to fart. Please open the window!>>, said Yulia.
Eleonora opened the window, even though the temperature was a bit cool (2 °C/35 °F).
<<If you don't understand well, 1 epm3 is a normal fart. 10 epm3 is a normal fart as well, but it's stinky for a normal human who doesn't eat something heavy. 100 epm3 will stink up any room. 1000 epm3 is truly deadly and can make everyone cry. I tried 10000 epm3 but it will make every person faint if you do it in a small room and will heavily stink up an entire supermarket. I don't recommend you doing it in small places! It's a chemical weapon! Also, when you surpass 10000 epm3, you will have difficulties to fart again in a few hours>>, said Eleonora.
<<Thank you, Eleonora! Now I will use that power in that way!>>, said Yulia.
[...]
<<We still haven't found that girl! Do you think she's in another town?>>, asked Yulia.
<<May be>>, said Eleonora.
<<I know you want to find her, but it's too difficult!>>, said Yulia.
<<I have an idea!>>, said Eleonora.
<<What?>> (Yulia)
<<We'll fart in the main room of the hotel, we'll be in the newspaper, she will read it and she'll come with us!>>, said Eleonora.
<<No! No! It's a bad idea!>>, said Yulia.
But the idea of the newspaper wasn't that bad.
<<Listen, we'll write a newspaper article about skunk girls, and if she's in town, she'll come with us!>>, said Yulia.
(A few minutes later)
<<How come we can't publish it!>>, said Eleonora
<<I'm sorry, you can't publish these kind of things, it's disgusting...>>, said Piita, the manager.
<<I have to fart!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Go to the toilet, then. What's the problem?>>, said Piita.
<<I'M A SKUNK GIRL!>>, yelled Eleonora.
Eleonora guessed that room was about 5 meters tall. So, 10*10*5 = 500 cubic meters. It was time to use the super stinky fart.
<<Yulia, it's time to fart an extra stinky one!>>, said Eleonora.
10000 epm3, the super stinky fart.
The room instantly smelled like 20 rotten eggs. And it was a VERY big room.
Piita closed his eyes and blocked his nose with his hands.
<<Girl! You're a weapon!>>, said Piita, couching.
Piita ran away from the hotel, leaving the computer on. There wasn't time to turn it off, the fart was too stinky. Everyone else ran away, too.
<<Yulia! Let's write the newspaper!>>, said Eleonora.
They wrote it.
It reads:
"North of the Arctic Circle, there are probably 5 or more girls who have the special power of being able to make super stinky farts. We're getting together and we'll save the world from evil. We can make an entire building stink, and I can bet, you will run away and not enter that building anymore. That could be used to prevent people doing something evil. Please, if you are a skunk girl, come at the Igloolik Hotel today at 18:00 P.M. Peace, Yulia and Eleonora".
A lot of newspapers were made, and Yulia and Eleonora gave it to everyone in the town.
[...]
<<Is this an April Fool?>>, asked a kid.
<<Yes, I think so. Skunk girls don't exist!>>, said his mom.
[...]
<<I will pretend to be a skunk girl and go to the Igloolik hotel today at 18:00 P.M.>>, said Monica, a 18 years-old girl who wasn't sure if it was true or a joke.
<<You can go, skunk girls surely never existed and will never exist! How can you believe this things? The worst fart you've ever done stunk your room and no one could enter. Your farts surely are more stinky than Yulia and Eleonora's!", said her mom.
<<Sure! I will fart near them and they will be terrorized by my farts!>>, laughed Monica.
But there was actually a skunk girl in Igloolik. Her name is Alice, she's 20 years old and she's very childish, she always use her farts to prevent people coming in her room while she's playing Tekken. Also, when she was 15, she often used her farts to evacuate the school and prevent lessons.
She will soon meet Yulia and Eleonora.
[...]
17:00 P.M.
<<Let's see who comes here!>>, said Eleonora.
[...]
Iqitchungu, a kid who wanted to smell girl's farts, decided to go in the Igloolik hotel at 18:30 P.M. He was only 12 years old, while Eleonora was 15, Yulia was 16 and Alice was 20.
<<I will go there! I want to see if I can stand them!>>, said Iqitchungu.
<<And the youth nowadays... in my times we used to kiss each other>>, said Angakaranga, her grandmother.
Iqitchungu sometimes smell her sister's (who is 18 years old) farts. He stays near her whenever she farts. But her farts aren't stinky enough for him. And a "skunk girl" was his hope.
His sister wasn't at home right now.
[...]
<<Hey mom! They're searching me!>>, said Alice.
<<Oh! I thought you had a stomach problem! You... you have a power, Alice!>>, said her mom.
<<Yes!!!>>, giggled Alice.
Alice farted. The living room was small, only 45 cubic meters. And her farts was 200 emp3. The entire living room smelt like 4.4 rotten eggs. Alice usually makes really stinky farts because she's childish and she doesn't know how powerful she is.
<<Smells good! Ahah!>>, laughed Alice
<<Ok, you can go in the Igloolik hotel!>>, said her mom, holding her nose and spraying Febreeze (which didn't work easily).
It was finally 18:00 P.M.
Alice entered the hotel and noticed the stench.
<<Are you two skunk girls?>>, asked Alice.
<<Yes!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Great! Now we can make people smell our farts!>>, said Alice.
<<No! We'll use it only for evil people!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Well, we'll make evil people smell our farts!>>, said Alice, smiling.
<<Right!>>, said Eleonora.
It was 18:15 P.M. and Iqitchungu was going to come with his parents.
<<There are girls who make REALLY stinky farts!>>, said Iqitchungu.
<<Well, maybe you will be happy. But I don't think they can be called "Skunk girls", they are just girls that don't digest the food very well. I don't think their farts can be that bad!>>, said his dad.
<<In the newspaper they said that they can make an entire building stink! I want them in my bedroom!>>, said Iqitchungu.
Iqitchungu entered the hotel and noticed the extreme stench.
<<Uhm... welcome?>>, said Alice.
<<Ahh!!! Too stinky!>>, said iqitchungu, but, with a smile in his face.
<<Do you need to rent a room?>>, asked Yulia.
<<No, I want the skunk girls in my bedroom!>>, said Iqitchungu.
<<We three are skunk girls. We can come to your house!>>, said Yulia. She didn't know what Iqitchungu wanted.
<<Thank you!>>, Iqitchungu hugged Yulia.
Yulia, Eleonora and Alice were in the car with Iqitchungu, going to his home.
<<So, are you skunk girls? Are your farts really that bad?>>, asked his dad.
<<You will judge by yourself!>>, said Alice, who was sitting in the front of the car.
Alice farted, but she always makes very stinky farts because she doesn't car about others. 500 emp3. The car stunk like 200 rotten eggs and Iqitchungu's dad stopped the car immediately and went out with Iqitchungu.
<<Hey! That was too stinky!>>, said Yulia.
<<You shouldn't have done it so stinky in a small car!>>, said Eleonora.
<<Ops, sorry!>>, said Alice, smiling.
Nobody could enter that car again, and there was another car behind it, whose driver was getting angry.
<<Why did you stop the car?>>, said the driver.
<<One of these girls farted and I can't drive it anymore!>>, said Kit, Iqitchungu's dad.
<<Don't make it so big!>>, said the driver.
He went near the car and admitted it was too stinky to drive with it.
<<What did that girl eat?>>, asked the driver, shocked.
<<She's a skunk girl!>>, admitted Kit.
<<Yeah!!!>>, said Alice.
The police removed the car and everything went well.
Alice, Eleonora and Yulia were in Iqitchungu's house.
<<Good morning, who are you?>>, asked Iqitchungu's mom.
<<We are skunk girls!>>, said Alice, winking.
<<Come in my bedroom!>>, said Iqitchungu.
The skunk girls entered the bedroom.
<<What do you want?>>, asked Alice, smiling and being nice.
<<I want you to fart in my bedroom!>>, he asked to Alice.
<<Do you want it to be only stinky or super stinky?>>, asked Alice.
<<Super super stinky!>>, said Iqitchungu.
<<Alright!>>, said Alice.
Eleonora farted (2000 epm3). The room was about 5*5*3 (3 meters tall). Moderately big.
The room stunk like 26.6 rotten eggs.
Iqitchungu cried and ran way from his bedroom. He didn't know he had to sleep in that stench, because the stench doesn't go away easily.
<<I made this room unlivable!>>, said Alice.
<<We fulfilled this mission! Now, tomorrow we'll go to Alaska to find another skunk girl. I hope everything will go well!>>.
What will happen in Alaska? We will not see that in the next episode.