Joie sat on Rita's nose. "I have a very special one for you! And this will be only the beginning! Please think about what you have done, you're going to regret it, you want it or not!"
Rita (weakly):"Please, no, let me go, I won't kill anyone anymore, please"
Joie:"No, you beast! You know, I'm known for my very stinky farts. I've cleared large rooms more than once, and everyone ran away screaming. There's no way you can handle my stink, I'm sorry, but I have to do it!"
Joie farted. It immediately burnt Rita's nostrils and made her cry. She didn't want to breathe anymore. She'd rather die than taking another whiff of that pungent stench.
Rita couldn't stay awake anymore and passed out.
Joie:"Ha! Ha! Ha! What should I do with you now?"
Joie locked Rita in a dark room.
Joie:"This will be your prison for the rest of your life, you deserve it!"
The room where Joie and Rita fought was unbreathable. Joie went to the 5 girls.
Joie:"I defeated Rita, now Brian can rest in peace"
Gasbot:"Did you kill her?"
Joie:"No, I sent her to jail"
Gasbot:"That's good"
Yulia:"I feel sorry for Brian. He was a good boy"
Joie started to cry.
Joie:"I WANTED TO HUG HIM! WHY??? WHYYY??? RITA SHOULD SUFFER AND DIE!"
Yulia hugged Joie.
Yulia:"It's okay, the past is over, try to make people around you happy, they deserve it, and you deserve to do it, because you're awesome"
Joie:"Thank you, Yulia. I hate Rita"
Yulia:"I hate her too, but now she cannot hurt anyone"
Gasbot:"I was programmed to stay loyal to Rita, but she killed an innocent person, I now have no purpose"
Joie:"That's not true, Gasbot, we love you!"
Now, Gasbot didn't ACTUALLY feel happiness, but was programmed to display it with his words.
Gasbot:"Thank you so much, Joie, I feel good"
Joie:"You're welcome, Gasbot. I really hope I can meet someone who needs company. I can't stand that people in the world suffer, well, except Rita!"
Gasbot:"What did you do to her?"
Joie started giggling.
Joie:"Oh, Gasbot, you don't want to know"
Gasbot:"I do"
Joie:"I unleashed a toxic monster stink bomb right on her nose! Well, basically, I farted on her"
Gasbot:"I understand. She paid with her own weapon"
Joie:"Exactly! I've stunk up the whole station more than once! Haha!"
Yulia:"Have I told you about that time I made a bully regret what he has done?"
Joie:"No, please, tell me!"
Yulia:"He was bullying people, then the teacher asked me to punish him, and I farted on him. You had to see his disgusted face, he looked like he was dying! So funny!"
Joie:"Haha! That's good!"
Yulia:"Please tell us the truth, are we alone?"
Joie:"What do you mean?"
Yulia:"I mean, are we the only girls who make stinky farts?"
Joie:"Of course not! There are millions of girls and boys who do! And maybe even stinkier than yours!"
Yulia:"Do you know something about the correlation between the arctic and our farts?"
Joie:"There's no correlation at all, it's just a coincidence. After all, you've been searching only in the arctic. You can find people like that even in Singapore!"
Yulia:"That explains Rita. She's from Ohio, but she can kill people with her farts"
Joie:"She's extremely dangerous and should be kept locked forever"
Yulia:"I agree"
There's an awkward silence, but Yulia and Joie are smiling and making eye contact. They're friends.
Joie:"Do you want to eat or drink anything?"
Yulia:"Orange juice, please"
Irina:"blueberry juice!"
Joie:"Okay" (smiles)
They drank the juices and then slept. The irregular sunlight cycle didn't help.
Rita was uselessly trying to escape from the prison, she even farted, thinking she could break the walls, but nothing happened. No one can save her. She starts thinking about her guilty pleasures, yes, she loved killing people with her farts, but she knew it was a bad thing to do. What should she do? Well, it doesn't matter anymore, because now she's in prison and can't hurt anyone anymore. It was a good life. Short, but good. Now that she has been locked in a dark room, her life ends here. She starts thinking about her life, about her now unrepeatable experiences. All of it is gone. Her friends, her life, school, family... everything is a distant memory. No hope is left, and she will spend all day, every day, thinking about her past.
(I remember when I put people in a coma with my farts, or even killed them, I remember how stressful was school, or I dominated other guys, my friend Hannah, my friend Gasbot... Brian, haha, killing him was fun!), thought Rita.
Rita was walking in that tiny room, now her life is void, and will always be. She remembers a time when she used to fart on other people's faces. It was far from being a negative experience, rather, she enjoyed every moment of it. Moments that cannot be experienced again, for the rest of her miserable life. Now she truly feels the pain of being arrested and locked in jail. There is nothing to do, nothing to hope for, no joy, no pleasure, no entertainment, nothing at all, only boredom and sadness.
...
Joie:"Good, ehm, morning?"
Yulia:"Good morning, Joie. We have slept well"
Joie:"Do you need anything?"
Yulia:"I need a pizza"
Joie:"I'll bring you one!"
Joie cooks a pizza for Yulia. She takes the tomatoes, cheese and bread, and cooked the best pizza Yulia has eaten in a month!
Yulia:"It's delicious!"
Joie:"Thank you! I'm glad you like it!"
Yulia is happy that now Rita can't hurt anyone anymore. She can't stand that her own weapon was so evily misused.
Yulia:"I use my farts only to defend myself or punish people. I don't go around killing people with them for no reason like Rita did. Now she has what she deserves! A full life-time in prison! She will think about that, hope it serves as an example for other people with deadly farts! Uh...!!!"
Joie:"You are right, Yulia, it's like killing someone with a knife just because you have one. That doesn't mean you can hurt other people. Just think that the could have had a good and meaningful life ahead, but now she will spend it in jail. Just think about all the missed opportunities and lack of the same interest that life can give you. Well, she killed her cousin, that's what she deserves!"
Yulia:"That's right! Just... how bad do your farts smell?"
Joie:"*giggles* want to try?"
Yulia:"No, I'm used to farts, so I can't judge"
Joie:"Okay friend! Well, I can turn the entire building into a noxious gas chamber, and there is no way to escape from that stinky stink! *giggles*"
Yulia:"Mine smell horrible! I've seen people squirming under my butt, just because of one little toot! XAXA, it was awesome!"
Joie:"Some people don't believe that girls can produce such awfully smelling farts, but we CAN! And once you smell them, there is nothing you can do!"
Yulia:"I like this place. It reminds me of heaven"
Joie:"Great observation. Sure it's not heaven for Rita"
Yulia:"Rita can go to hell!"
Joie and Yulia went outside and gazed at the clear blue summer sky. There were no clouds, just pure blue and extreme cold. Being there was so relaxing for Yulia, it reminded her of March in her native homeland. Everything was going fine, and she didn't want to go back home. The South Pole is where they all belong.
Yulia:"I want to live a brand new life here, I'm sure there will be a lot interesting things that will happen, for example I want to learn how to cook, that would be awesome!"
Joie:"That's nice! I know many recipes you can learn!"
Yulia:"I'm so happy, thank you so much for welcoming me to this beautiful place! Let's walk!"
They walked around the main building and talked about their lives.
However, they suddenly saw a plane approaching the iceway.
Joie:"Fresh fruit! Yeeeh!!!"
Yulia:"I thought enemies were approaching. In that case... *she shows her butt*"
Joie:"*laughs* no enemies, don't worry!"
Unknown:"We heard you locked up a girl, because she killed someone with her flatulence. Is that true?"
Joie:"Uhm... yes?"
Unknown:"Under the United States law, that's not a crime. You should free her immediately", he said.
Joie:"No way!"
Unknown:"You leave me no choice"
...
PBFTBFTBFTBFT
A long bubbly wet fart was deeply released inside the guy's nostrils. He said he wanted to surrender, but Joie showed him no mercy. It smelled so bad, the guy was twitching and squirming, but could do nothing because he was tied up to the building. He was strongly disgusted and everytime he took a breath, he thought he was going to die. It was surely the consequence of fighting a girl with such powers. The guy isn't at risk of his life, but surely he will lose his mental sanity if he keeps smelling that nasty stench for three more minutes, and Joie wants to make him smell her farts for hours!!!
PKRRRTFFFTTTMMMNNNBBB
A very strong fart, smelling very pungent and tear-inducing, has made the guy go crazy. Now he is in an altered state of consciousness, he has lost all hopes to breathe fresh air.
After a couple of minutes, Joie understood it was too much for him to handle and let him free.
Joie:"I hope you learned not to fight me"
Unknown:"Please free Rita!"
Joie:"No, why?"
Unknown:"She has not committed a crime under the United States law!"
Another guy with a rifle gun pointed at Joie.
Joie:"Okay, okay, I'll free her..."
Joie:"RITAAA!!!"
Joie opened the door. A wave of stench leaked outside the room, making Joie fall into a coma.
Rita:"Oops... I'm sorry!" (HAHAHA)
The smell of Rita's farts permeated the hallway, making it impossible to enter. Rita went outside.
Rita:"HOLY **** IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!"
The unknown guys took Rita to the airplane and flew her back to Cincinnati.
During the trip, she was asked not to fart, or she would have not made it to her house. Rita accomplished.
Rita:"I'm happy I'll go back to my house and see my family again!"
Unknown:"That's a good thing. You didn't deserve to rot in prison"
Rita:"Definitely"
There was an awkward silence, but Rita was glad for what happened. She regained all her hopes and was ready to live a full and exciting life with her friends and her family. She wasn't sure whether to keep killing people with her farts or not. She understand that it's a deeply wrong thing to do, but she also gains pleasure from it. She was undecided, and will think about that during the length of the trip, which would last more than 12 hours. Everything was going so well for everyone, and Yulia and the other girls were still at the South Pole, wanting to live a new life full of happiness. Rita was happy she could smell the flowers, the grass, and everything again, even if it's winter in Cincinnati right now, but still much warmer than the South Pole's summer. She was reading a magazine to spend some time, but that magazine was a bit boring. She wanted to read something about horror stories, that magazine about nature just wasn't her reading style. She prefers another genre, that is, violence and horror. This quest is now over, but a new chapter has begun, she will find happiness in her life and have so much fun. Everything is going perfectly.
...
Joie:"And now you've learned how to cook pizza! Are you happy?"
Yulia:"Yes, sure! But the best part is eating it!"
Joie:"Great!"
Yulia:"Thank you, I consider you as my family. Let's relax and enjoy these moments!"
Yulia and Joie sat on the ground watching DVD's on a 40 inches TV. It was a really good moment and nothing can ruin it. Everyone is happy, Yulia has finally found her true home, Rita can live the life she wants, and Ekaterina and the others are better than fine. Everyone is very distant from each other, and many are getting nostalgic about the old times, but now that the future is the present, we should look forward to it and not cry about how happy we were years or even decades ago.
Ekaterina was walking around the streets. How did it all began? By farting on her cousin's face? By doing a simple thing like that, all of this quest happened? She couldn't believe such an adventure can be experienced. She just farted on her cousin's face, and suddenly everyone's lives changed. Not everything will be back to normal, life changes over time, and we should accept it, but memories will still remain impressed in our hearts.
Ekaterina:"It has been an incredible experience, it all started by me farting on your face, and then this monster quest happened. Yulia, Rita, Khuligan, even Iqangavarak... we travelled a lot around many countries and lived amazing, but sometimes very scary -and stinky- adventures, I wonder if Yulia is fine, she was such an amazing girl. Now lots of things have changed, who could have imagined".
...
"HANNAH!", said Rita, smiling and hugging her.
"RITA! GASBOT!", said Hannah.
"RITA! RITA! GO! GO! GO!", said Gasbot, who is now friend with Rita again, as she promised not to kill anyone anymore.
"What happened?", asked Hannah.
"Nothing much, you know, I've travelled. But during this travel, I've made a promise: not to kill anyone again"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"Yes"
"Fart contest?"
"You can bet it!"
Rita and Hannah had a fart contest. They were so happy.
"I'm happy to have you as a friend, Hannah, during my travelling, I've understood the power of friendship, and now I'm ready to live fully, without any inhibition"
Rita and Joie talked and played videogames, Rita's room was so stinky that no one could enter there, and for good reason.
The story ends here, sure, many people have died because of Rita, but she has learned her lesson, and Yulia, Eleonora, Alice, Linea, Irina and Joie are all friends that will live amazing moments in their lives, just like Rita will with her family and Hannah. This is not the end, far from it, rather, it's a beginning of something more wonderful, the end of all pain, the end of all scariness and bad adventures. From now on, everyone will be joyful and feel serene and blissful. Even Ekaterina is now feeling peaceful and at ease. Even Dmitry and all the others. Sure, they're going to miss each other sometimes, but life goes on, and Ekaterina knows it. She keeps farting in her cousin's face to have fun, he got a lot better at handling her farts than at the beginning. The pain felt during this quest is now over, and a new and permanent phase of their lives has begun, a lifetime of happiness and joy.
I thank Ekaterina for having kept me company during these 3 years and for starting everything, I thank Dmitry, Yulia, Khuligan, Rebenok, Iqangavarak, Irina, Eleonora, Alice, Linea, Joie, the unknown guy, Jennifer, all the bullies of this story, the teachers, and everyone for having given me so many emotions during these years. Writing this story, I really FELT the adventure as I were living it. Now that this story is finally over, I'm a little melancholic, like when you beat a videogame. You feel happy, but sad at the same moment, because you have lived so many adventures that are now over. I feel the same thing right now. Of course I'll keep writing short stories, and I'll live many more adventures. I also want to thank other fart writers, there are many stories I felt immersed in, like watching a very good movie. That's the power of writing, it doesn't matter if it's a fart story or not, even fart stories can be VERY good, as silly as thinking that would be.
But... special thanks for YOU if you have readed the ENTIRE story since Chemical Bitterness: Chapter 0. If you have done that, I love you so much, really. I hope you enjoyed this story even if it was a bit cringey at some points, and I hope you felt the same emotions I had.
Thank you everyone. Have a wonderful day/evening/night. With so much love.