Location: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
Time: September 1, 2015
"It's the first day of school! Wake up!", said Anna (Ekaterina's mom).
Ekaterina didn't want to go to school. The holidays were so nice, and there was a time she farted in Dmitry's face, and she got a new boyfriend: Igor.
"Ok, I'll go to school!", said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina washed herself and went to school.
"Hi Igor! This year we'll be in the same classroom!", said Ekaterina.
"I know, I know! I'm so happy!", said Igor.
"And what about Elena, Sergei and Natalia?", asked Ekaterina.
"No, they won't!", said Igor.
"Nevermind, let's to go to the classroom! But let's hug now!", said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina and Igor hugged each other.
The lesson began. It wasn't a real lesson, as it was their first day, but it was more like a party where everyone could do whatever they want.
"Let's go to find the others!", said Ekaterina
"Ok!", said Igor.
They searched and found them.
"Hi Elena!", said Ekaterina, trying to hug her.
Elena escaped the hug and said "Hi..."
Sergei said "Now the school has begun, our rest has come to an end!"
"Don't worry, Sergei, you can still come at my house and play Call Of Duty whenever you want!", said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina asked Sergei to come in her classroom.
They came in her classroom, and one thing happened. One thing that could change her life forever.
She suddenly released a loud fart. Everyone laughed, and asked "Who it was?". It was Ekaterina, and the teacher knew it, but he thought "It can happen, I won't punish her!". Nobody minded it, until the smell appeared. It made the classroom smell like 3 rotten eggs. It was so stinky everyone opened the windows and escaped the classroom.
It appeared on the news "Skunk Girl Farts". This new appeared in all of Russia, and it brought the attention of one particular man: Artem. But the story does not end...
Location: Kamyshin, Volgograd Oblast, Russia
Time: September 2, 2015
Artem said: "Yulia, read this!"
Yulia said: "Skunk Girl Farts? In Vladivostok? It wasn't me! Here is written: it made the classroom smell like 3 rotten eggs! Pfff, I could do worse!"
Artem said: "We know the story, right? You have a special biological particularity, you can make your farts as stinky as you want, and everyone in Kamyshin know you as the skunk girl. The fact is: we can't accept another skunk girl, so, let's go to Vladivostok and teach this girl a lesson."
Yulia said: "Alright! I'll intoxicate her if I see her!"
The story is: Yulia is a special girl because ever since she was a baby she got special farting powers, when she was a cute little girl, she used to use her farting powers to control her parents. Her farts smell like acidic rotten eggs and the smell does not change. Here is the story:
Age -1:
"Maxim, let's make a baby!", said Elizaveta.
"I'll have to think about it, but why not?", said Maxim
[...]
"Maxim, I'm pregnant!", said Elizaveta
"Really? Very nice! Do you think it's a boy or a girl?", said Maxim
"I don't really know, I hope it's a boy!", said Elizaveta.
[1 week pregnant]
"Maxim, I'm not feeling really well!", said Elizaveta
"Do you need something?", asked Maxim
"No, thank you!", said Elizaveta
[In the Hospital, baby is almost born]
"Pull! Pull!", said a doctor
"It hurts! It hurts!", cried Elizaveta.
Life is painful, but it's beautiful
Yulia was born, and she cried, like the other babies.
Age 0:
At home:
"Our baby is born! She's so cute!", said Elizaveta.
"Yulia! So cute girl!", said Maxim
"Let's make her some food!", suggested Elizaveta
"Let's change her diaper!", "Let's play with her!", "Let's make her sleep!", "Let's give her the milk!"
It was a normal life
Age 1:
"Ma... ma...", said Yulia
It was a touching moment, but the normal life would end in a few years!
"She said mama! Her first word!", said Elizaveta
[...]
"She's walking! She's walking!", exclaimed Elizaveta
Age 2:
Yulia could walk and talk, but the normal life still continued.
"Yulia! Let's go to the supermarket!", said Elizaveta
"Yes!", said Yulia.
She was still cute, and she didn't think about her farts yet. That's why her farts strangely didn't stink at all.
Age 3:
"I want the Barbie!", said Yulia
"We can't buy you the Barbie, it's useless!", said Maxim.
Yulia was angry, and she... farted.
It stunk like 20 rotten eggs, and everyone near her ran away disgusted.
It was hard to breathe, and it convinced Maxim to buy her a Barbie.
Yulia realized that she could make her farts as stinky as she want.
It was becoming a problem.
Age 6:
"Should we take her at school? What if she bullies the other boys?", asked Elizaveta.
"We should. We took her to a doctor and he said he's never seen something like that. She's the only one in the world which can probably do that! But the school is important!", said Maxim
"But she could bully the other boys to get what she wants! I'm afraid!", said Elizaveta.
"Let's take her at school!", said Maxim
[At school]
"I don't want to leave you!", said Yulia
"It's only for 5 hours! We'll see again!", said Elizaveta
Elizabeta left and Yulia started crying.
Another boy was laughing at her. Yulia got angry and she farted.
It stunk like 200 rotten eggs. Yulia was very angry.
The air suddenly become toxic and the boy coughed and cried. He was becoming lightheaded.
The entire classroom stunk very much and even if they opened the windows the stink wouldn't go away. The classroom was evacuated.
[...]
"Your daughter is a weapon, we're asking you if she could take part in the Kamyshin Police Department!", said Artem.
"No, we're not giving away our daughter!", said Maxim.
"She will gain 1000 Rubles per day, and we can't leave your daughter free, she's a weapon!".
They tried to took Yulia, she felt in danger, and she let a fart that stunk like 500 rotten eggs. It was so toxic Artem was forced to run away without even saying something, or he would have fainted lying on the ground.
"We'll see you again, Yulia!", thought Artem.
Age 7:
Artem asked Yulia if she wanted to be with him. He promised money, toys and videogames.
Yulia finally accepted. She was part of the Police Department.
There was a bank robbery, and Yulia could save the bank.
"You should fart, a very stinky fart!", said Artem.
"Hey, thief! Leave the bank or you'll regret it!
"Don't make the laugh!", said the thief.
Yulia farted, it smelt like 1 rotten egg.
It was a normal fart, and the thief was not bothered.
"What's wrong, Yulia? Stinkier!", said Artem.
Yulia farted again, and it smelt like 10 rotten eggs.
It was very very stinky, but the thief was still not very bothered.
"Are you joking? Now I'll steal the money of this bank!", said the thief.
Yulia farted another time, and it smelt like 100 rotten eggs.
The thief was disgusted, but he said: "I'm not giving up!"
Yulia farted once more, and it smelt like 1000 rotten eggs.
Everyone ran away, and the thief breathed, coughed, and lied on the floor.
He wasn't even moving, he looked like dead.
Yulia saved the bank!
Age 13:
"Tell me where the drug is!", said Yulia
"Why should I tell a kid?", asked the drug dealer
"Because you would regret it!", said Yulia
"You're making me angry! Leave now!", said the drug dealer.
"You don't leave me other choice!", said Yulia.
Yulia farted, and it stunk like rotten 5 rotten eggs.
It was very stinky, but the drug dealer thought it was a normal fart.
"Do you think farting will make me say it? You're wrong kid!", said the drug dealer.
"I was trying to be good!", said Yulia.
Yulia farted again, and this time it stunk like 50 rotten eggs.
Yulia wasn't making her stinkiest farts of her because she needed the information, and the drug dealer should not have fainted.
The drug dealer was crying and coughing. And finally gave up.
"Ok! I give up! It's under the pillow!", said the drug dealer.
"Done!", said Yulia
Age 15:
"You killed a little girl! I should punish you!", said Yulia
"And how exactly are you going to punish me?", asked the killer.
"You'll see!", said Yulia.
The killer was tied up in the bed, so he thought he was going to get whipped.
But Yulia put her butt (she was wearing leggings) near the killer's nose.
"Are you going to fart?", asked the killer, laughing.
"Yes!", said Yulia, giggling.
This time, Yulia decided to do something nasty. She decided to make a fart that smelt like 1 rotten egg, then after 20 seconds 2 rotten eggs, then 3, then 4, then 5, and so on. So the torture would have been long lasting.
Yulia let a fart. It smelt like 1 rotten egg.
It was a normal fart, and the killer thought it was the maximum she could do. So he was relaxed.
Yulia farted again, it smelt like 2 rotten eggs.
It was stinkier, but still a human fart. The killer wasn't much bothered.
3 rotten eggs. It was getting disgusting. It was the limit of the human fart, but the killer could still stand it. The smell was acidic.
4 rotten eggs. The smell was annoying. The killer thought she had some problems of the stomach.
5 rotten eggs. The killer was starting to make disgusted faces. It was getting very stinky.
6 rotten eggs. The smell was very acidic. The killer shouldn't inhale deeply, or he would cough.
7 rotten eggs. "What did she eat?", thought the killer.
8 rotten eggs. It's the point where it becomes impossible to breathe with the nose because it's too stinky, it was very disgusting. The killer was thinking "Eww..." and was beginning to blow with his mouth to get the stink away.
[...]
20 rotten eggs. 6.66 minutes have passed. It was a hell. Even if he breathes with his mouth, he could feel the stench, so he wasn't breathing deeply.
[...]
30 rotten eggs. He was beginning to cough if he breathes with his mouth. "Eww... eww... eww.... this girl is a sewer! She's a toxic gas plant! I want to end this torture!", thought the killer.
[...]
50 rotten eggs. He could only breathe with his mouth for 0.3 seconds before he coughed. The stench was inhuman. "Please... *cough*... stop...! I learnt my lesson!", said the killer. But Yulia wouldn't stop.
[...]
60 rotten eggs. The stench was absurd. "Why are your farts so sulphuric? What do you eat?", asked the killer. "Just pizza!", said Yulia. She didn't need to eat beans and eggs to make her farts stinky.
[...]
100 rotten eggs. "Ok, the torture ends here!", said Yulia. "Finally!", thought the killer. "But here I land the final blow!", said Yulia. She made a fart that stunk like 10000 rotten eggs. The air felt like fire and the killer fainted. He could feel his face burning, a sulphuric burn, before fainting. The stench in the cell was toxic, no human could survive there, and there weren't windows and the door was closed. Yulia went away, satisfied.
Age 16:
Now Yulia is 16, one year older than Ekaterina. She has made ran away, interrogated, and punished a lot of people.
"Let's go to Vladivostok! We'll teach that girl a lesson!", said Yulia "Of course, let's go!", said Artem.
They were going to Vladivostok to search Ekaterina.
Location: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
Time: September 3, 2015
"Here we are!", said Yulia.
"Let's go to search Ekaterina!", said Artem.
They asked everyone in the city, and finally, they asked Igor.
"Yes, she's in her house!", said Igor
"And where is her house?", asked Yulia
"You are not filled with good intentions!", said Igor
"Just tell me!", said Yulia
"No!", said Igor
"Ok then!", said Yulia
Yulia made a fart that smelt like 100 rotten eggs. Igor was becoming light-headed. It was extremely stinky.
"Did you just fart?", said Igor.
"Yes, and if you don't tell me where she is I'll tie you up and force to smell my farts forever!", said Yulia
"Ok! Ok! Let's get in the car!", said Igor
They got into Artem's car and Igor gave indications of where Ekaterina's house was.
They got into Ekaterina's house, and Yulia asked: "Are you Ekaterina, the Skunk Girl?"
Ekaterina replied: "Of course! What do you want?"
Yulia said: "I want to make a challenge, the one of us who has the stinkiest farts will win the title of Skunk Girl! Who loses will become the slave of the other, will you accept?", asked Yulia.
"Of course! My farts are very stinky and I ate beans! I can make farts that has the same sulphur as 3 rotten eggs! You can't beat me!", said Ekaterina.
"Ok then! Here is the sulphurmeter! It says like how many rotten eggs our farts stink! Let's go!", said Yulia.
"I have a better idea!", said Ekaterina.
"What?", said Yulia.
"I'll call Dmitry! Let's take turns farting in his face! If he can't smell your farts, then you won!", said Ekaterina.
"Good idea", said Yulia.
"Dmitry! Come at my house! There's a present for you!", said Ekaterina.
Dmitry came in 20 minutes.
"Who are you?", said Dmitry
"I'm Yulia!", said Yulia
"What's about?", said Dmitry
"Me and Ekaterina will fart in your face, and you say who has the stinkiest farts!", said Yulia."
"Really? Thank you! I love farts!", said Dmitry
Dmitry hugged Yulia.
Dmitry lied in the bed.
Ekaterina farted in his face. It smelt like 0.5 rotten eggs. A normal human fart.
Yulia couldn't even smell that.
"Is that all that you can do? Pfff, you're not challenging!", said Yulia.
Yulia farted in Dmitry's face. It stunk like 5 rotten eggs.
"Whew! It stinks! But even Ekaterina can do these kinds of farts! Nothing special!", said Dmitry.
Ekaterina farted in his face, saying "It's my turn!"
This time it stunk like 2 rotten eggs.
"You must admit it, Dmitry! My fart was stinkier!", said Yulia.
"Yes, but Ekaterina can do very stinky farts sometimes! Eka, why are you not doing very stinky farts?", asked Dmitry
"I'll try the next time!", said Ekaterina.
Yulia's turn. She farted in his face. It stunk like 20 rotten eggs.
This was something Ekaterina couldn't do. Dmitry couldn't breathe with his nose and said "Eww... this fart is so putrid! It's toooxic!!!".
"I won?", said Yulia.
"Not yet, I have a very stinky fart coming!", said Ekaterina.
Ekaterina farted in his face. It stunk like 8 rotten eggs.
It was one of Ekaterina's very stinky farts.
"Stinky...", said Dmitry.
"But mine was stinkier!", said Yulia
"Well, sort of!", said Dmitry
"I'll fart in your face one other time, if you can't beat me, you lost! And you'll clean our house forever! Ahahah!", said Yulia.
Yulia farted in Dmitry's face. It stunk like 80 rotten eggs.
"What the hell did you eat? Help!", said Dmitry.
He ran away. He couldn't breathe that thing even with his mouth.
"I won, you'll come with us, ARTEM!", said Yulia.
"No, I promise! I won't fart again like that! Please, let me go!", said Ekaterina.
"No way!", said Yulia.
Artem and Yulia took her away in Kamyshin.
But the story does not end...
TO BE CONTINUED...