"Dad, a friend of mine is coming to take me to a restaurant. I asked him to come here, since it's easier for both of us. However, he may take longer than expected. Can I stay here even after everyone finished working? I promise I won't cause troubles, and I'll lock this place once my friend arrives", Yourai said, with an angel eyes. How can her dad say no to that?
Yourai Livingstone, the daughter of Dr. Albert Livingstone, creator of simulations, and Kimiko Koishi, fast food worker ("fast food worker" is syntactically ambiguous, so here's the Lojban translation for those who have difficulty in understanding syntactically ambiguous sentences: "le gunka be le sutra pe'a cidja", literally "someone who works at "fast" (figuratively) food"... it's probably not the best translation but hey, I'm still a beginner at Lojban! Which, frankly, is a loglang that I find so inefficient and verbose... the loglang I'm working on can express the same concepts with far fewer syllables, though it's much more difficult to pronounce... I sacrificed ease of pronunciation for high syllables-to-meaning density. My loglang doesn't have the goal of maximizing information density, though, it's not like Ithkuil, and it's not even an auxlang like Esperanto...
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As for Toki Pona...
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I found Láadan a particularly interesting conlang, especially for its times! It reverses the assumptions of grammatical genders in some Indo-European languages, and...
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[3 hours later, when I finish talking about conlangs]
). There was no "friend who will arrive": Yourai Livingstone had different intentions, but who could had thought otherwise: Yourai truly has the face of an angel!
"Of course, Yourai! If there's anyone I can fully trust, that's you. We've almost finished working. Usually, we lock this laboratory once we're all out, but since your friend is coming here to take you to the restaurant, it'd be rude to make my daughter wait outside. I'll give you the keys, just remember to lock this place once your friend arrives", Dr Albert Livigstone said, smiling and giving his daughter the keys of the laboratory. His daughter is an angel, she won't do anything strange... or at least, that's what he thought. "Work's done! We won't lock the laboratory this time, a friend of my daughter's coming here to take her to the restaurant. She'll lock the lab when her friend arrives", Dr Livingstone explained, and everyone who worked in the laboratory exited. Dr Livingstone smiled at his daughter and said: "have fun with your friend later"
"Thank you, dad", Yourai said, with an angelic smile. The moment his dad closed the door of the laboratory, however, Yourai's expression changed immediately. She has a mischievous smirk on her face and dashed towards the simulation room. "Whoa..", she mumbled to herself, pleasantly surprised by what she saw: hundreds of simulations created by her dad: Dr Albert Livingstone. 'Hehe, I managed to trick my dad into letting me stay here unsupervised... I'm truly an angel, fufufu⁓', she thought to herself, amused. Her goal was pretty obvious: messing with the simulations. There were hundreds of simulations created by her dad, she read the names out loud, mumbling curious. "Chemical Bitterness", she mumbled, "Yulia The Skunk Girl... oh, Exploring Centralia, this is the biggest one! Gassy Panthalassan Girls Full Documentary 2023, Miyoko's Life, Girls' Farts are Ethno-Copyrighted, Immortal man reads fart stories in the Library of Babel, Tomatopulescence, A gassy sleepover inside a Boltzmann Brain... this is a true treasure trove! Oh, what the heck is this one about... Blasphemous World?", she mumbled, her eyes were sparkling with curiosity.
--- Blasphemous World ---
"Fuck your god!", said Ēxēxē to an old hedonistic woman who worshipped Hedone as her goddess. Ēxēxē was laughing with her best friend Ökēbz. The two were having so much together!
---
Yourai started laughing uncontrollably... "What... what the...", she couldn't even speak properly because of her laughter. She had never read anything so ridiculous before. She continued looking at the simulation.
--- Blasphemous World ---
"Welcome back home, Ēxēxē!", said her mom, smiling at her, "did you have fun with Ökēbz today?"
"Oh, you bet, mom! We said 'fuck your god' to an old woman who believed in a goddess! We laughed and had so much fun together! Ökēbz is simply amazing, he's my best friend forever!", Ēxēxē said, smiling happily.
"Aww, I'm glad my daughter is so happy⁓", said her mom, glad.
"Yes, your happiness is the most important thing for us, Ēxēxē!", said her dad, smiling.
"Ēxēxē, come play videogames with me!", her younger brother said, impatient.
"Yeah, yeah, sure, bro, I'm coming!", Ēxēxē said, following her younger brother and playing videogames with him. So much happiness in Ēxēxē's life!
---
"Oh my god... this is hilarious...", Yourai said, talking to herself, "but what if I can interact with this simulation, too? I don't want to just watch! And I have an amazing idea⁓"
--- Blasphemous World ---
After dinner, Ēxēxē was reading a book about trains, and after some time, she got sleepy, so she placed the book over her desk and went to sleep. That night, Ēxēxē had a strange dream. She dreamed that she was in a dark and foggy place, it was quite creepy. Then, in the fog, she saw a human figure. Ēxēxē was terrified of what she was seeing, and soon, the figure became clearer: it was a girl!
"W-who are you?", Ēxēxē asked, trembling in fear.
"Yo Ēxēxē! Nice to interact with you, my name is Yourai Livingstone!", Yourai said, controlling Ēxēxē's dream through the simulation.
"A girl...", Ēxēxē mumbled to herself, calming herself down, "What do you want? Would you like to be my friend?", Ēxēxē asked, still a little scared, as she didn't know who 'Yourai Livingstone' was and what she wanted from Ēxēxē.
"I'm not just a girl, I'm a goddess!", Yourai said, with a strangely proud tone.
"You mean... metaphorically?", Ēxēxē asked, confused.
"Oh, no no no! I'm actually a goddess! Literally! I come from a higher realm than yours, and I'm omnipotent, I can control your world as I wish!", Yourai explained, still proud.
"R-really? You're a goddess?", Ēxēxē was surprised.
"Yes, indeed, I am a goddess!", Yourai said, with an epic grin on her face.
"Fuck you, then!", Ēxēxē said, in a strangely calm tone, as if she just said 'hello', "And what are you the goddess of, exactly?"
"Ha, it's nice you're so curious! I'm the goddess of farts!", Yourai said, trying not to laugh, while Ēxēxē had a disgusted and dumbfounded expression on her face, "That's right, I'm the representation of female flatulence in... excuse me for a moment", Yourai said, looking as if she was reading from somewhere, even though she had no piece of paper, no screen, nothing to read from, or at least, from Ēxēxē's perspective it appeared that way, "Blāzān. Yes, that's the name of the place you live in", Yourai said, (apparently) staring at the void, before looking at Ēxēxē's eyes again. "Just so you know, I come from a higher realm, and I'm the pers-excuse me, goddess with the stinkiest farts of anyone I know! Really, my farts are lethal! I'm the goddess of farts!", Yourai said, and by this time it was a miracle that she didn't burst out laughing uncontrollably. After all, she was a goddess, miracles are to be expected from her!
"I want nothing to do with you!", Ēxēxē said
"Why? You don't believe that I exist?", Yourai asked, smirking.
"It's not a matter of whether or not I believe in gods, it's just that I hate them! In school I've learned that's called 'Misotheism'. The important thing is that I just hate the gods, not the people who believe in them. To those, I say 'fuck your god', not 'fuck you'. That's very important, I respect people regardless of their beliefs, it's just their beliefs that I don't respect!", said Ēxēxē, proud of her values!
"In any case, remember that if you find yourself in a situation of difficulty, just yell my name - Yourai Livingstone, in case you forgot. Yell it as loud as you can, and I'll help you however I can! It's been nice to meet you, Ēxēxē, now I must go", she said, disappearing in the fog.
"Yeah, go... go fuck yourself!", said Ēxēxē, giving a middle finger to the disappearing figure of Yourai Livingstone.
After that, Ēxēxē woke up. She yawned, she stretched, she thought 'what a weird dream' and then got up from her bed and started walking towards the kitchen to eat her breakfast. She prepared a nice, warm plate of āwēgĒð for herself, and started eating it. She smiled happily and thought 'so delicious!'. It was heaven for her tastebuds!
"Aww, it's delicious, isn't it?", Ēxēxē's mom said, smiling happily as well.
"Yeah, mom, it is! And what's even better: today I'm gonna spend time with Ökēbz again today! He'll be waiting for me near the park at 44 in the morning! And of course, I'm gonna be there at 44 sharp!", Ēxēxē said, really excited to spend some more time with her 'best friend forever'!
"Have fun with Ökēbz! Although, I'm pretty sure there's no need for me to tell you that⁓", her mom said.
"Definitely, mom, Ökēbz is truly special! He's my best friend forever ♡♥♡", Ēxēxē said. She felt warm in her face, so happy, her heart beating faster when she thought about him. Her mom smiled, she was glad her daughter was so happy! "Now I gotta go, see you later, mom!", Ēxēxē said, hugging her mom and exiting her house. She walked happily towards the park: Ökēbz will be waiting for her at 44 sharp, and she couldn't wait to have yet another fun day with him. 'Oh, how many more happy days I'm gonna live with him... forever and ever best friends, me and him★☆★", she said, feeling warm from the happiness. Whenever she thought about him, she felt an intense joy. And here he was: Ökēbz, on the other side of the road, waving at Ēxēxē, seeming really happy to see, her too! All that Ēxēxē had to do now was crossing the road, and she could finally spend another day with Ökēbz. Ēxēxē started crossing the street...
"WATCH OUT, ĒXĒXĒ!!!", Ökēbz yelled as a truck was about to hit her: the tragedy seemed inevitable.
Ēxēxē saw her whole life flashing before her, she knew that the distance between life and death was about half a second at that point. There was no time, no hope, she knew her death was inevitable. Yet, some primordial instinct inside her awakened, and almost without even realizing it... "YOURAI LIVINGSTONE!!!", she yelled, as loud as she could.
---
"Yes, dear, scream my name. Beg me to save you from myself⁓", Yourai said, while looking at the simulation. Of course, Ēxēxē couldn't hear her from behind the screen. Yourai intentionally caused this situation so that Ēxēxē would worship her as a goddess.
--- Blasphemous World ---
The truck, by miracle, deviated just in time, and Ēxēxē was not only alive, but with no injuries at all! Ökēbz ran towards her, "are you okay?", he asked, with a very concerned look in his eyes.
"Ah... yes... I think so...", Ēxēxē said, a little relieved but still terrified and overwhelmed by what happened. She was so close to dying...
"Do you need anything? Would you like to come back home? Please tell me everything, I care about you", Ökēbz said, with a warm and comforting voice.
"I'm fine, thanks", she said, looking at Ökēbz in the eyes. That was an angelic vision that brought joy to her, "I got scared, but now I'm ok. let's walk around the park", she said, smiling. Ökēbz smiled too. They were walking hand in hand in the park, smiling happily, that was an awesome feeling for both, but especially for Ēxēxē.
"Let's sit on that bench, shall we?", Ökēbz said, pointing at a bench nearby, within the park.
"Sure!", Ēxēxē said, while she and Ökēbz walked towards that bench. They both sat down and looked around. "This park looks amazing. It's so lovely here!", Ēxēxē said, happy.
"I agree!", Ökēbz said, smiling. A man was walking not much distant from them, he was minding his business and walking around the park, admiring the scenery. "Hey Ēxēxē, see that man? I know something about him. He's a masochist", Ökēbz said to Ēxēxē, with a very low voice, so to not be heard.
"And so what?", Ēxēxē replied, shrugging, "There's nothing wrong with that", she added.
"Yeah, well, what I meant to add is...", Ökēbz said, getting his mouth closer to Ēxēxē's ear and lowering his voice even further, "He worships a god: Ludwig Masósz, the god of pain. You know what that means, right?", he said.
"Yes...", Ēxēxē said, sighing. She knew very well what that meant.
Ökēbz got up from the bench and yelled "FUCK YOUR GOD!!!" at the man (who ignored Ökēbz completely). Ökēbz started laughing incontrollably. "Help, I can't stop laughing!!!", he said, laughing so hard that you could see his belly trembling, "This is why I love spending time with you, Ēxēxē. Every day is the best when spent with you!", he said.
Ēxēxē blushed, she appreciated his compliment, but she didn't particularly appreciate the 'fuck your god' phrases today, for some reason. "Listen, I have to tell you something...", Ēxēxē said, sighing.
"Yeah? What's up, Ēxēxē?", Ökēbz said, curious.
"Ökēbz, I love spending time with you, really. But... today I'm not exactly in the mood for this kind of things. Sorry about that", Ēxēxē said, in a tone that sounded like she was apologizing to him.
"For real? That's strange coming from you, Ēxēxē! Saying 'fuck your god' to people who believe in gods is your favorite thing ever! Are you ok?", Ökēbz said, a little concerned.
"Yes, I'm ok, Ökēbz, it's just... I'm not in the mood for that today, that's all", Ēxēxē said. She had the typical look of someone whose mind was full of new thoughts that made one question most of their previous certainties.
"Ah... whatever. So, what do we do?", Ökēbz asked.
"We spend time together like the best friends forever we are, don't you think that's a great idea? We don't have to say 'fuck your god' to people to have fun!", Ēxēxē said, becoming more assertive.
"You're right, we can have fun even if we don't say that...", Ökēbz said, "so, what is it that we can do to have fun?", he asked.
"Well, you know, we can chat together, we can sit here and look around this beautiful park, we can walk around, we can go eat some ice cream, we can even play video games at my home! There's so many things we can do together!", Ēxēxē said, smiling. She was feeling a sudden warmth, imagining all these things she can do with Ökēbz. The mere thought of spending time with him doing such a variety of things brought immense joy to her heart.
"None of those is as fun as saying 'fuck your god' to people who believe in gods", Ökēbz said, crossing his arms and looking unamused.
"Yeah, saying that is pretty fun, but...", Ēxēxē started saying, a bit shy. She didn't want to disappoint Ökēbz.
Ökēbz immediately changed expression, he looked super excited. "So, we're gonna keep doing that?", he asked, visibly excited.
"Maybe tomorrow...", Ēxēxē said, and Ökēbz immediately changed expression again, looking half-disappointed, half-excited for tomorrow, "look, Ökēbz, there's nothing wrong with believing in a god, you know", Ēxēxē said, slowly nudging the conversation into a certain direction, but not too quickly, she wanted to 'test the waters' first, as she was very worried about Ökēbz's judgement. He was her best friend forever, after all, a negative judgement from him would had been heart-breaking.
"Of course there's nothing wrong with believing in a god!", Ökēbz said, as if it was the most obvious thing ever, "That's why we say 'fuck your god' to people who do, and not 'fuck you'. We have nothing against believing in a god, it's the gods themselves that we hate. We've been through that before, remember? Why are you bringing this up?", Ökēbz said, confused.
"W-what if I told you...", Ēxēxē started saying, blushing, her heart was beating from the anxiety this time, she was really hoping Ökēbz wouldn't judge her, "W-what if I told you...", Ēxēxē exhaled, she was shivering a little bit, it was taking courage for her to say that, "W-what if I told you that I... that I revere a goddess?", Ēxēxē said, and her face was at that point fully red from the embarrassment and anxiety.
Ökēbz stared at her for some seconds, trying to understand if she was serious or if she was joking. "You're kidding, right?", he said, wanting to make sure.
Ēxēxē was grimacing from the anxiety, but she decided to say what she had in mind anyway: "N-no... I'm not joking...", she said.
"Ah. And who is the goddess you revere?", Ökēbz said, sounding curious. For a moment, Ēxēxē was feeling a little more comfortable.
"Her name is Yourai Livingstone", Ēxēxē explained, less anxious than before.
"And what is she the goddess of, exactly?", Ökēbz asked.
"She's the goddess of farts", Ēxēxē explained, serious.
Ökēbz tried to contain himself, as best as he could, but after a few seconds he bursted out laughing uncontrollably: he was laughing so hard he could barely speak.
"I'm serious", Ēxēxē said.
Ökēbz was still laughing, but he could speak: "Fuck your god, then, Ēxēxē!", he said, still laughing.
Ēxēxē then felt something she never felt before. The goddess that saved her from the truck... 'it's thanks to her that I'm still alive, if it wasn't for Yourai, I'd be dead now... and he's saying fuck her?', Ēxēxē thought, disappointed. "Ökēbz...", Ēxēxē started saying, "it's thanks to Yourai that I'm still alive. She saved me from being hit by that truck. Right when the truck would had been about to hit me, I yelled her name as loudly as I could, and the truck deviated, and I was saved. That couldn't had been a coincidence. If it wasn't for Yourai, I would be dead now. Can you imagine, living your life without me, your best friend forever? You must thank Yourai, not saying 'fuck her'. She did a favor for both of us", Yourai explained.
"She's a goddess, and you revere her, so you know what that means, no exceptions: fuck your god, Ēxēxē!", Ökēbz said.
"I... I'll go home now. Thank you for the company today, Ökēbz, I enjoyed it. I learned something important today thanks to you", she said, hugging Ökēbz, "See you tomorrow, Ökēbz", she said, smiling.
"Tomorrow we'll say 'fuck your god' to people again?", Ökēbz asked, excited.
"Uh...", Ēxēxē made an awkward smile, she didn't want to disappoint her best friend forever, so... "maybe", she just said.
"Oh, come on, Ēxēxē!", Ökēbz said, wanting a straightforward answer.
"See you tomorrow, Ökēbz", Ēxēxē said, smiling and returning home. 'He's against Yourai, he said fuck her...', she thought while she was walking, 'and that's despite her saving me. I know he doesn't mean anything bad. After all, we both know that we say 'fuck your god' to everyone who reveres a deity. And yet, why wasn't he willing to make an exception for Yourai? If it wasn't for Yourai, I'd be dead. Would he be okay with me being dead? No, that's not it... he just says 'fuck your god', referring to every god. He's glad that I'm still alive. He'd be really sad if that truck hit me, I'm pretty sure of that. He just says 'fuck your god' purely out of habit, nothing more, the explanation is really that simple. He's my best friend forever and always will be', Ēxēxē thought in her mind, smiling. 'Nothing has changed, I must not worry', she thought, smiling even more. When she came back home, her family greeted her.
"Fuck your god, Ēxēxē!", her dad said, smiling.
"Yeah, fuck your god, sweetie⁓", her mom said, smirking, "Ökēbz told us everything. And so, now you have a goddess. Fuck her, by the way. Our daughter is growing up so fast, we're proud of you⁓", she said, smiling at Ēxēxē.
"Yeah, fuck your god, sister!", her younger brother said, "Wanna play videogames with me today?"
Ēxēxē was shocked. 'He... he told that to my family... who else did he say that to? This is bad...', she thought. "Hi dad, mom, and bro!", Ēxēxē said, smiling, "today I'll read the book about trains, so sorry, I can't spend much time with you. That book is amazing! Call me when the lunch is ready, bye!", she said, going to her room and locking herself in. The day passed, she ate lunch, dinner, read that book about trains, and then she fell asleep on her bed at night.
In her dream, Yourai Livingstone appeared again.
"Despite what happened today, Ökēbz is and will always be my best friend forever", Ēxēxē said to Yourai in her dream.
"Oh, are you sure about that? He hates me, even though I saved you, that is clear", Yourai said.
"It's a habit we two formed before I met you. We always say 'fuck your god' to people who worship gods. He simply made no exception for you, but he would be sad if I died. He would be sad if you didn't save me, Yourai. He cares about me", Ēxēxē said, smiling and feeling warm from thinking about her best friend forever.
"Yes, he cares about you, but he hates me more than he cares about you", Yourai said, crossing her arms.
"What do you mean?", Ēxēxē asked.
"I meant what I said. His hatred towards me is stronger than the loves he feels for you. Tell me, Ēxēxē, do you think he would prevent me from saving you?", Yourai asked.
"And how would he do that? He can't see you", Ēxēxē pointed out.
"If you'd like to find out, wear a necklace around your neck, tell him that necklace contains my essence, and that as long as you wear that necklace, you'll be protected. His reaction will give hints to the answer", Yourai explained.
"Ökēbz cares about me, he'd be okay with a necklace that protects me, even though it contains the essence of a deity! I'll prove it to you, I have a necklace somewhere in my closet. I'll wear it tomorrow, and you'll see what happens with your own eyes. Ökēbz is my best friend forever, he would never put me at risk", Ēxēxē said, firm and convinced.
---
"Ha, I'm actually curious about that! I won't do anything to manipulate that outcome, let's see what Ökēbz will do! If he will respect Ēxēxē, I won't mess with that, I'm genuinely curious, jeez!", Yourai said, talking to herself from outside of the simulation, so Ēxēxē couldn't hear her.
--- Blasphemous World ---
"Alright, Ēxēxē, let's test Ökēbz. Let's see what he'll do!", Yourai said, smiling.
"Yeah. I'm sure he cares so much about me. He'll definitely let me wear that necklace. You'll see that, Yourai!", Ēxēxē said, smiling and feeling hopeful.
"I hope so! I wish you a good day, Ēxēxē!", Yourai said, disappearing into the fog, and then she woke up. She wrote about the dream in a piece of paper, as to not forget it, then looked everywhere inside her closet, and then, she finally found it: a necklace! Ēxēxē was excited to see what Ökēbz's reaction to that will be: will he be okay with that necklace, even though it contains Yourai's essence? Or was Yourai right when she said that his hatred towards the gods is stronger than the loves he feels towards Ēxēxē? Ēxēxē was both nervous and excited to find out: she couldn't wait, so she sent a message to Ökēbz:
"Let's see each other today at 44 sharp in the park, same as yesterday. We can say 'fuck your god' all you want. Sorry about yesterday. Love, your best friend forever - Ēxēxē ♥♡♥", that was the content of the message she sent him. Soon, she received a reply.
"Yo Ēxēxē. Fuck God, you've finally come back to your senses, I'm so glad! We're gonna have so much fun together! Me too, I love being your friend - Ökēbz ★☆★"
Ēxēxē smiled, then she took a shower, went to the kitchen and had breakfast as usual.
"Fuck your god, Ēxēxē", her mom said, smiling, "Are you going to spend time with Ökēbz again today?", she asked.
"Yeah, mom! We're gonna have so much fun together, as usual!", Ēxēxē said, smiling, but all she was thinking was Yourai's statement. Was it true that Ökēbz hated Yourai more than he loved Ēxēxē? That's all Ēxēxē was thinking about, and she was anxious to find out, but she believed that everything will go well. When she finished eating, she left her house as usual: destination: the park!
However, today there was something different from usual. People were staring at her, and she could hear their chatter: "That girl is Ēxēxē" - "I've heard she worships a god" - "Yeah, fuck her god"
"Fuck your god, Ēxēxē!", lots of people told her when she walked by, but she kept ignoring them. When it was time to cross the same road she was about to die in the day before, she walked without hesitating.
'This necklace will protect me', she thought, and she was right, nothing bad happened! Ökēbz was waiting for her on the other side of the road, near the park, and he looked really excited to see her!
"Fuck your god, Ēxēxē!", he said, looking super excited and hugging Ēxēxē.
"Hi Ökēbz!", she said, smiling and hugging him back, "ready to have fun today?", she asked, smiling.
"Hell yeah!", Ökēbz said, "I have so much fun when I'm with you!"
As soon as the hug ended, Ēxēxē started the test. Yourai was watching everything through the screen, she was really curious to see what would happen. The simulation lets her interact with it in many ways, but she cannot modify the behavior or personality of characters, she can only modify some external events, and talk with characters, but nothing more than that. Plus, she was so curious to see what would happen that she had no intention of messing with the simulation any further, at least for now. "Hey Ökēbz, do you like my necklace?", Ēxēxē asked, smiling.
"Yeah, it looks pretty cool!", said Ökēbz, "this park brings memories, doesn't it? We spent so much time here together, we live so many adventures. It feels good to be here with you", he added, blushing a little bit. Ēxēxē blushed and smiled too.
"Yes, indeed. I'll never forget the fun times we had together. Anyway, Ökēbz, would you like to know what this necklace is about?", Ēxēxē asked, a little nervous.
"Sure, I'm all ears!", Ökēbz said, smiling and being curious of the meaning of that necklace.
"This is a protectice necklace. As long as I wear it, nothing bad will happen to me. It contains the essence of the one who protected me from that truck yesterday: Yourai Livingstone", Ēxēxē expained, nervously fidgeting with her thumbs. She felt nervous but also a little bit relieved to say that. After all, that's what best friends are for, right? To tell them your most embarrassing secrets, because you trust them.
Ökēbz had a slightly disgusted expression on his face. "You mean the goddess? I don't want to be anywhere near her. Ēxēxē, could you please take that necklace off? You usually don't wear it, and your life went on as usual. I can guarantee you'll be safe even without that necklace", he said, walking back a few steps, since he didn't want to stay close to a necklace that contained a divine essence.
"You saw it with your own eyes, Ökēbz! Yesterday that truck was about to hit me, and I only got saved because I yelled Yourai's name as loudly as I could! She saved my life! This necklace will protect me. You care about me, right?", Ēxēxē said, wanting a definitive answer.
"Yes, I care about you, Ēxēxē, but I don't want a deity with us! Just me and you! Except for yesterday, your life went on as usual even without that necklace. Please, take it off", Ökēbz said.
"What if something bad happens again? I can't let that happen. I have to wear this necklace", Ēxēxē insisted.
"Well then, I'll go now. Call me again when you'll have taken that necklace off", Ökēbz said, slowly starting to walk away.
"Do you hate Yourai more than you love me?", Ēxēxē asked, starting to tremble a little bit. She was anxious regarding the answer, she was hoping that was not what she thought it was.
"Yes, Ēxēxē. My hatred towards the gods is stronger than any other feeling I have towards anything else, or anyone else. Sadness, boredom, fear, happiness, love... they all pale in comparison", Ökēbz said, "I'll be back with you as soon as you take that necklace off. Send me a message when you do", he said, continuing to walk away from Ēxēxē.
Ēxēxē felt like she was paralyzed. Her heart was broken. Tears were falling from her eyes even before she started properly crying. Then, she sobbed uncontrollably, and cried. All the happy moments she spent with Ökēbz in all her life flashed before her teary eyes. Then, after some time, she stopped crying, but she felt broken and empty inside, like a huge, dark void was devouring her soul. Determination and assertiveness slowly replaced sadness, then she ran towards Ökēbz, who was still reachable if she ran, and she finally reached him.
"I see you haven't taken that necklace off", he said, crossing his arms, disappointed.
"Listen, Ökēbz, I have to tell you something important", Ēxēxē said, feeling more assertive.
"Oh? And what is it?", he asked, willing to listen, but feeling uncomfortable due to the presence of that necklace near him.
"Our gods are great, MINE IS THE GREATEST!", she said.
"I don't believe there is any god. Stop believing in those kids fairytales!", replied Ökēbz, "Fuck your god! Shove your god up your ass!", he added.
Ēxēxē's face had a very different expression now. She was no longer sad, she was angry, and disappointed. "You will pay for your blasphemous speech. One day me and my goddess will get our revenge!", said Ēxēxē with an evil smirk and ready to get her revenge.
"Dream on!", said Ökēbz, laughing in sign of ridicule towards Ēxēxē.
Ēxēxē started walking home. Just like when she got out of her home this morning, people were saying "fuck your god" to her. She ignored that, but she wanted revenge. In her mind, she was having all sorts of revenge fantasies, and Yourai was very entertained by that, so she decided to communicate with Ēxēxē through telepathy, inserting thoughts inside her mind and allowing her to communicate.
'You feel angry, right, Ēxēxē? Your best friend forever hates me more than he loves you. I imagine he shattered your expectations, and not in a good way', Yourai said, communicating with Ēxēxē through telepathy.
'Yes, Yourai. His behavior was not what should be expected from a best friend forever. And all these people saying 'fuck your god' to me, they remind me of him. They make me so angry, I want to punish them, too. But how?', Ēxēxē thought, and sending that thought to Yourai.
'I'm the goddess of farts, remember? You can fart on their faces. You are the chosen girl, I chose you to punish the blasphemers!', Yourai explained.
'But my farts don't stink. Or they stink very little. Like, in order to smell them, I have to place my hand behind my butt and fan the air towards my nose, and even then, it's not very strong. If I don't fan the air towards my nose, I can't smell it at all. There's no way I can punish people with those kinds of farts', Ēxēxē explained to Yourai.
'I'll give you the gift of super stinky farts tomorrow after you wake up. Please remember my words. Now I must go', Yourai said, closing the telepathic communication channel with Ēxēxē.
Ēxēxē wondered if what Yourai said was true. Ēxēxē never had 'super stinky farts', will it really happen tomorrow? 'Yes, I believe in her. She already gave me proof that she can do things for me. I have no reason to doubt what she says', Ēxēxē thought, walking back home, while most people who saw her said "fuck your god" to her. Then, after some time, she came back home.
"Fuck your god, Ēxēxē. How was your day?", said Ēxēxē's mom, smiling kindly.
[Note: it is part of Blāzān's culture to say "Fuck your god" as a standard greeting towards anyone who believes in at least one deity. The phrase, however, has no insulting or pejorative connotation, and is instead the standard greeting on this place. Which might seem rather odd, but Albert Livingstone's simulations are often created in order to be odd]
"It was awful. People keep insulting the goddess I believe in. But one day I will get my revenge!", she said, already thirsting for revenge. She loved the idea!
"Who is the goddess you believe in, again?", Ēxēxē's mom asked.
"Her name is Yourai Livingstone", Ēxēxē explained.
"What a weird name you came up with. What kind of magic powers does this goddess have?", Ēxēxē's mom asked, smiling but yet with an arrogant tone.
"She is the representation of female flatulence in Blāzān. She is by far the girl with the stinkiest farts in the land she lives in. She is a goddess, because she has influence over Blāzān. I'm in spiritual contact with her, and she said I'm the chosen girl. I was chosen to punish the people who insulted her, and finally get revenge", Ēxēxē said, proud of herself.
"How are you planning to punish people?", Ēxēxē's mom asked, cringing at her daughter's weird ideas.
"I will fart on their faces. Right up their noses⁓", Ēxēxē said, with an evil, vengeful smirk. She couldn't wait to actually do that!
"Your farts have never had any smell to begin with. It won't be a punishment for them, you'll just look like an idiot", her mom said, rolling her eyes.
"It is true that my farts have never been smelly, but things are going to change starting from tomorrow. Goddess Yourai Livingstone will lend me some of her powers. The stench of my farts will make people cry, trust me", Ēxēxē said, smiling proudly and wondering what it's like to have really stinky farts. She wanted that power!
"That's not gonna happen! Also fuck your god", Ēxēxē's dad said, laughing.
"It will happen. My farts will be very stinky tomorrow! You'll wait and see. And smell the result", Ēxēxē said, with a serious expression on her face.
"If that will actually happen, I will apologize to Miss Livingstone and start worshipping her. I promise", her dad said. Her mom agreed, too. They were serious, although they didn't believe such a thing could ever happen.
"Alright you two. But remember, a promise is a promise", Ēxēxē said, serious and expecting them to maintain their promise.
"We know", her mom said, knowing (or believing?) her daughter Ēxēxē will never have stinky farts so they will never have to respect the promise. She thought her daughter Ēxēxē was stupid and cringe.
After that, Ēxēxē went back to her room, the day passed, she had dinner in the evening, she read the book about trains, and then it was time to sleep. Ēxēxē, at the end of the day, went to sleep, fully expecting to meet Yourai Livingstone again and discuss their plan together. Then, she fell asleep and started dreaming: as usual, Yourai appeared from the fog, just like the other nights.
"Thank you for your willingness to help the gods. You will be rewarded", Goddess Yourai Livingstone said to Ēxēxē in her dream.
"So, is it true that I will get very stinky farts as soon as I'll wake up? So I can punish the blasphemers?", Ēxēxē asked, feeling pride and honor at being given such an amazing opportunity in her life.
"That's correct. You have a purpose in your life. Punish the blasphemers. No matter how many they are. No matter if they are your family. Punish them and please the gods", Goddess Yourai Livingstone said, disappearing into the thick fog. Behind the screen, Yourai edited the CSS of the simulation to give Ēxēxē really stinky farts. She was excited to see what will happen in the simulation, and she was very much enjoying the show.
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@-moz-document file("/Users/AlbertLivingstone/Simulations/Blasphemous_World.sim") {
fart.Ēxēxē {
average-stench: 9.5 !important;
}
}
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Ēxēxē woke up really happy. After a long time, her life has finally acquired some meaning. She will punish everyone who has insulted any deity who belongs in her pantheon (for now, it's just Yourai, but Ēxēxē considered the possibility of her pantheon expanding to include more gods eventually. For now, she was a henotheist: she worshipped one deity without denying the existence of the others). The mission has just begun.
Ēxēxē went to the kitchen and was about to have breakfast with her parents and her younger brother, as she usually did.
"Hello mom and dad! Hello stupid brother!", Ēxēxē said, with an attitude of superiority. She had a smirk on her face, she planned things very well in her mind, and couldn't wait to give a demonstration of her new powers.
"Fuck your god, sister", her younger brother told her, calmly, and smiling a bit while looking right into her eyes.
"Fuck your god, sweet daughter", her mom said, smiling gently.
"Fuck your god, dear daughter", her dad said, also smiling. They were having a warm, gentle and fun morning with each other, what a beautiful family, they were so happy!
"Y'all will regret talking to me with that tone! With the powers sent to me by Goddess Yourai Livingstone, I will subject you to a painful and humiliating punishment", Ēxēxē said, serious.
The rest of the family laughed and mocked her. They thought what she was saying was really funny, and they were making fun of her for believing such things. Ēxēxē, however, was serious in her determination! She could feel a huge, devastating power brewing in the depths of her stomach.
"You don't know who you're messing with. Your loss. I've been holding this one since this morning", she said
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letting out a huge, loud and rumbly fart, with a feeling of superiority and invincibility. The heat made her butthole burn a little bit, too!
"Nice one. However, as always your fart has no smell. It's all bark and no bite. What were you trying to-", her dad started saying, until an extremely rancid, sour, stinky and putrid fart smell interrupted him from what he was about to say, his facial expression looked like he was about to vomit, his eyes were watering and he could no longer stand this stinky smell that was irritating his lungs with a gross sulfuric aftertaste. Her mom and her little brother also smelled it their faces turned green from the horrible stench, leaving the chairs they were sitting on and standing far from Ēxēxē, to avoid staying too close to her.
"What the fuck, dumb sister?", her younger brother shouted. - "Your farts have always been harmless, why the fuck are they so smelly now?", he added.
"This is the power Goddess Yourai Livingstone gave to me. I told y'all but none of you believed me. Now y'all will smell the consequences. Dear mom and dad, I don't care if you're my family, you will still be punished", she said, smirking with evil intent.
"Please no. We always loved you! Why are you doing this to us?", her mom begged. She was actually kneeling in front of her daughter Ēxēxē, she seemed sincere, so Ēxēxē decided to give her family a chance to repent from their sins.
"Hmm... yeah, maybe I will spare you from this terrible punishment", Ēxēxē said, shrugging. As long as they no longer said 'fuck your god', Ēxēxē was fine with it. The next one to punish is Ökēbz, for being such a terrible 'best friend forever'!
"I still don't believe in your goddess Yourai or whatever she's called! Your farts are indeed deadly today, but it's just a coincidence! A motherfucking coincidence. While very stinky and disgusting, the smell of your farts is still within realistic human range. Goddess my ass!", her dad said, angry but scared at the same time. After he said that, it was clear to Ēxēxē that her family needed a smelly lesson.
"Fuck you, dad! You needed to keep your mouth shut! Now she's gonna kill us with her farts!", Ēxēxē's younger brother said, crying from panic and fear.
"That's correct, stupid brother. Goddess Yourai Livingstone, give me more power! Make my farts oh so stinky, so that I will be able to punish these blasphemers!", Ēxēxē said.
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"Alright, I'll increase the stench a little bit, here you go", Yourai said to herself, grinning and feeling as entertained as ever.
@-moz-document file(/"Users/AlbertLivingstone/Simulations/Blasphemous_World.sim") {
fart.Ēxēxē {
average-stench:10.0 !important;
}
}
"You're welcome, Ēxēxē⁓", Yourai said to herself, giggling and having so much fun.
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"Oh, gosh... I can feel a deadly, raunchy one brewing inside my stomach...", she added, feeling immense power.
She pointed her butt at the three family members, who were cornered against the wall of the living room. Her family didn't want to have Ēxēxē's butt so close to their faces, but it was supposed to be a punishment for them, after all, so it made sense. It is precisely because Ēxēxē's farts now stink so much that she was able to use her farts as a punishments.
"Mwahaha!!! Any last words?", Ēxēxē said, with an evil laugh.
"Please, have mercy!", they said, crying in fear.
"Nope", Ēxēxē said
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letting out a bubbly fart that was immensely stinky. Breathing in such a terrible stench was really gross, what a terrible smell! It was much stinkier than any other fart they've ever smelled (not that they've smelled many, to be fair), but a stench like that was not meant to be endured!
"Urgh...", her family groaned, while gagging and feeling a little lightheaded from the stench. While they were dizzy from the unholy smell that was released from Ēxēxē's butthole, she tied them up so that they couldn't escape, and then she moved them to her parents' bedroom and tied all of them up on a bed, preparing for the most disgusting part of the punishment.
"Now y'all will smell my farts from up close⁓", she said, feeling really excited of making her blasphemous family smell her now really stinky farts - "Say hello to my butt⁓", she added, giggling happily, feeling so happy and euphoric as she gained a new 'superpower'.
"Fuck your god, Ēxēxē's butt", her dad said, very stubbornly. He didn't want to submit to 'Mrs Livingstone', who he didn't even believe existed! And if she existed, then she must be hated, at all costs. To Ēxēxē's dad, it didn't matter the consequences, gods must be hated. If Yourai Livingstone is a deity, then she must be hated too! Ēxēxē's mom and her younger brother too wanted to be so determined, but Ēxēxē's farts were really potent, so they were a bit hesitant, but still, they too agreed that Yourai Livingstone was not to be worshipped, at all. Despite the threat of being forced to smell Ēxēxē's flatulence, the three didn't want to submit.
"I see. You love the smell of my gas, apparently⁓", Ēxēxē said, biting her lips a bit in sign of superiority. She was feeling oddly aroused at the thought of displaying her powers, and even better, that was just the beginning: Ökēbz was next, and then, who knows how many more! Ēxēxē sat lightly on top of her father's face, gently placing her butthole on his nose, making sure that when she farted, he would get a nice, close whiff of her gas.
"Enjoy the smell!", she said, with a fake sarcastic gentle tone, giggling and anticipating her dad's reactions, before preparing to let out a really stinky fart on his face, "nnnggghhh⁓"
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A wall of pure rancid fart stench made it impossible for her father to breathe without gagging desperate for fresh air that didn't reek. He coughed and begged for mercy, but Ēxēxē was blinded by her power. "Yes, daddy, smell it, smell my stinky farts⁓", Ēxēxē said, feeling thrilled by having so much power and gas! "I'm feeling generous today, have some more, nnnggghhh⁓"
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It was just the second fart that Ēxēxē let rip in that bedroom, and the room was already starting to reek, even her mom and younger brother, who were not being farted on directly, were having trouble enduring the stench.
"Urgh, it stinks... Ēxēxē, please stop...", her younger brother said, having trouble breathing due to the stench, it was super gross!
"Shut up, idiot! You'll get your dose right on the nose eventually! That's what you get for insulting Yourai, the one who saved my life!", Ēxēxē said, getting ready to fart again on her dad's nose: her butt was right on his nose, it was the worst smell he's ever smelled! "MNGHM!"
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Her dad was on the right side of the bed, her mom was in the middle and her brother was on the left side of the bed, so her mom was having a stronger whiff of second-hand fart fumes, but the entire room was reeking, there was no safe space, it was so disgusting to breathe it in even from a distance! Ēxēxē had no intention of stopping: she planning to give her family a thorough punishment. "Let this stench remind you of the power of the goddess Yourai Livingstone! NGHHH!!!"
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"Ooohhh, that must be awful on your nose, right, dad? Hehe⁓", Ēxēxē said, teasing, "here's one more breath it all in, nnngghhh"
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That was the last fart Ēxēxē "gifted" to her dad, he was dizzy, half-uncoscious from the stench, his face was pretty much green. Then, it was Ēxēxē's mom to be farted on. "It's your turn now, mom! You'll find out what it's like to have my farts blasted right into your nostrils!", Ēxēxē said, getting up from her dad's face and sitting on her mom's face, right on her nose, so that the smell will be concentrated and sniffed at its most intense version! "It already stinks in this room, but on your nose it'll smell even worse, hehe! Mnghhh"
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"OARGHHH...", her mom screamed, gagging, her eyes were watering, "It stinks, it stinks, IT STINKS!!!", she was desperate for fresh, odorless air, but she wasn't getting any, just stinky farts from her daughter. She tried to get away, but she couldn't, because she was tied up. She couldn't do anything but surrender to her smelly fate.
"Yes, of course it stinks, that's the power of Miss Livingstone, isn't she amazing? Now my farts reek like hell⁓", Ēxēxē said, giggling and teasing, and getting ready to fart again, "MONGAHNG!!!"
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"Ngrrr...", her mom struggled to stay conscious, each breath resulted in an instinct to puke, Ēxēxē's gas was surrounding her face, and permeating the entire room, even her younger brother was having trouble.
"No... sister... don't do that... please...", her brother said, begging, struggling to breathe even through the second-hand fumes.
"This will teach y'all a lesson! You're the next, stupid bro!", Ēxēxē said, and she was definitely not running out of gas, at all! "NGHOHNG!"
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Her mom coughed, gagged, it was worse than shoving your head into a bucket of rotten eggs, and she had no choice but to breathe it in, directly, right at the spot where it was the stinkiest. Ēxēxē was uncompromising: full stench, or it wouldn't had been enough. In reality, even just staying in the same room as her when she farted would had been more than enough, for sure, but Ēxēxē loved farting on people's noses! Her mom sobbed into her daughter's ass, but nothing could had been done, she was tied, and her nose was trapped on Ēxēxē's ass, with no way out, just pure stink. "Aww mom, what's wrong, too stinky for you? Fufufu, poor nose⁓nghnghngh⁓"
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"Aaaahhhh, that was a big one, it burned my ass coming out⁓", Ēxēxē said, giggling, while her mom sounded like a dying dolphin while inhaling the disgusting putridity that by now had completely filled the entire room. Even Ēxēxē's brother was coughing from the stench, and he wasn't even getting farted on yet! "Here's one more for you, mom, breathe in the fumes, fufufu⁓nghnghngh⁓"
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"Hehehe, I can hear you squirming under my ass! I know my farts stink now, and they all went up your nostrils! Well, mom, you had your dose, now it's the turn of my stupid brother!" <!-- saying "my stupid brother's turn" would had been synctactically ambiguous, like, which is stupid, her brother, or the turn? We don't want to mention Lojban again, do we? I cannot resist the temptation to mention Lojban... but I shouldn't mention it! It's a slippery slope whenever I mention conlangs, it's just like when I eat cherries O_O -->, "I cannot resist the temptation of farting on your face, bro... and I should fart on your face! The temptation is so strong! I know it's a slippery slope, just like when I start reading about trains, and then I'll have the urge to fart on all blasphemers' faces, but after all, this is exactly what I should do: flooding people's noses with my stinky farts! And now it's your turn, bro!", Ēxēxē said, unable to resist the temptation of farting on her brother's face, right on his nose, and make him sniff her farts just like she did with her both of her parents. The room was already full with a horrible stench, but farting right on someone's nose is different than making them smell second-hand fart fumes from a relative distance!
"No, Ēxēxē, don't do that! My eyes are watering just by being in this room, please no, please no, PLEASE NO!", her brother said, but it was all useless, while he was begging for his sister to not fart on his face, she had already placed her ass on his nose, and was giggling happily and feeling thrilled by the power and domination she was having over her family!
"You'll have to smell my farts, bro, whether you like it or not... and I know you're not gonna like it, it's gonna stink⁓", Ēxēxē said, proud of herself, with her ass on her trapped brother's nose- UH, SORRY, I MEAN, on the nose of her trapped brother! Ēxēxē very much liked that her brother was trapped; she tied her family up herself, that was to make sure they couldn't get away: anyone smelling something like that would had run away as fast as they could, that's why tying them up was an important part of the gassy punishment that Ēxēxē had prepared for them, "yeah, I'm gonna fart now, bro, and like I said, it's gonna stink⁓", she said, excited, "brace your nose, nghnghngh⁓"
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"MGUUURK!!!", Ēxēxē's brother gagged, being farted on directly was much worse than just being in the same room where Ēxēxē farted: it was like the stench was drilled right into his brain! Ēxēxē bursted out laughing, she loved how her brother reacted to the stench, to think that he was stuck sniffing her gas made her feel good. "Ēxēxē, it stinks, stop, please, I regret insulting Yourai, stop farting!!!", he begged, with his eyes watering, he was desperate, almost crying, and that's exactly what made Ēxēxē want to fart on his nose even more!
"Hehe, no, I won't stop farting on you, bro, it just feels too good⁓", Ēxēxē said, thrilled by her feeling of power and domination, and she felt her stomach gurgling: another fart was ready, "Nrghrgh!"
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"Aaaah, that's so nice, I bet it feels like being in a stinky swamp under there⁓", Ēxēxē said, teasing her brother while burying his nose under a mountain of stench.
"GURGUUUHHH!!!", Ēxēxē's brother made sounds of a dying while while inhaling her stinky gas, it was like an ASMR trigger for Ēxēxē: she felt pleasure rushing through her spine, she wanted to hear more of that sound: the rumbly, bubbly sound of her fart, followed by a feeling of heat on her ass, and then, her brother gagging and squirming over her. It was sensorial bliss for her, but olfactive torment for her brother. Ēxēxē laughed, she was finding the entire thing very amusing!
"What's that, you want more of my gas? Sure, I'll give you more, you know I care about your happiness⁓nghnghanghngh⁓"
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"Urgh...", Ēxēxē's brother was suffering from the stench, it was so disgusting, every time Ēxēxē farted on him it was like a rotten egg exploded into his lungs and rotted again, the stench was totally unbearable, and that made Ēxēxē laugh even more!
"Ha⁓ha⁓ha⁓ha!!! That's amazing! I'm really stinking you up so well, right? Don't you feel lucky? Oh, of course not... I'm gonna fart on so many people's faces... you can't feel lucky of a good thing if it's so common! But don't worry, here's one more blast, haha⁓♪"
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"Phew, I'm satisfied for now!", Ēxēxē said, getting up from her brother's face: the family punishment was over! "I hope y'all enjoyed the stench!", she said, proudly. After farting so much on her family, their noses were pretty much traumatized by the stench. As the incredibly stinky smell had since long spread and lingered across the room, after each of the three were subjected to really stinky farts up their noses, Ēxēxē considered the punishment to be over, and she untied them, however they were so dizzy and half-unconscious from the smell that they had some trouble reacting. It would be a good idea to open the windows, nay, to exit the room entirely! "I'll be back this evening. I'm going to punish more blasphemers while I'm away", Ēxēxē said, with a cute yet evil smirk on her face. She walked outside of her house, people were telling her 'fuck your god', but Ēxēxē kept the evil smirk on her face, 'I'll let them have a whiff of my gas, sooner or later. They'll pay for what they're doing!', she thought, feeling satisfied. At a certain moment, she met Ökēbz in a relatively unpopulated street. 'This is perfect', she thought, as she warmly greeted him. "Hello Ökēbz", she greeted him, pretending to be friendly.
"Fuck your god, Ēxēxē", he said, smiling friendly and gently. He was really happy to see her, "wanna have some fun today, like usual?", he asked. Ēxēxē didn't reply, she pushed him on the ground. "What the hell are you doing, Ēxēxē?", he said, surprised by the sudden violent behavior of one of his best friends (or is she really a friend?). She then sat on him, putting her butt in his face. "I don't understand what's going on. Could you explain, please?", said Ökēbz, immensely confused.
"Sure, I will explain. You insulted my goddess, Yourai Livingstone. Now you will be punished", she said, serious, and preparing to fart on his face just like she did with her family!
"I'm sorry!", he said.
"It's too late to be sorry now", she said
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, letting out a deep sounding fart that utterly spoiled the air around her, making it unbreathable for pretty much anyone with a nose. Even flowers would wilt if they were in the range of fire of that toxic cloud. As soon as Ökēbz took a small whiff, he started gagging in disgust, with watering eyes and gasping for air. He tried to escape, but Ēxēxē grabbed him by his arm and pushed his face into her ass, his nose deep into her panties-covered asshole, and she was about to keep farting despite him begging for fresh air.
"This will teach you not to mess me with and my bestie Yourai! You heard me well, Yourai is now my best friend forever, you on the other hand are just like a discarded toy forgotten somewhere in a dusty closet and replaced by a new toy! Nnnggghhh!!!"
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"Mgruuuhhh... I'm sorry, Ēxēxē!", he said, coughing, "your farts are awful, ugh!!!"
"They are awful, indeed! It's a punishment for you! And I have plenty more farts for you! Breathe them all in! Ngnghngh!!!"
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"You're no longer my best friend forever, Ökēbz!", Ēxēxē said, still making sure his nose was between her asscheeks and making him smell her gas, "A best friend forever is not like you... I believed this would last forever...", she said, starting to feel a little sad, but then, "it doesn't matter, this is all in the past. This is why people buy new toys: the old ones become obsolete after a while. I don't need you anymore! Take this, ngh!"
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"Ugh...", Ökēbz was having trouble handlin the smell, Ēxēxē's farts were really stinky. He was thinking how could she betray him? He was crying from the stench and from sadness, just like Ēxēxē, he thought the two would had been best friends forever. All the fun times they spent together, they're now just memories, replaced by a wall of stench that smells like rotten eggs. All he could breathe was Ēxēxē's gas, and it reeked.
"Here's one more, I hope you'll remember this smell! This is what happens to bad friends! Ngh!"
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"Aaaahhhh, here you go, properly stunk up⁓", Ēxēxē said, satisfied, and getting up from his face and letting him go, he was half-unconscious from the stench, lying on the sidewalk, unable to move or think properly after the intense stench he experienced from the farts of such a cute nerdy girl.
She was feeling very satisfied, but she wanted to punish more blasphemers, and so she did. When someone told her 'fuck your god', she would pin them down and fart on their noses. Her determination was astounding!
The next day, the news has spread everywhere in Blāzān, and this unexplainable phenomenon has lead many people (around 50% of Blāzān's population) to stop blaspheming and they also converted to Ēxēxē's religion in fear of getting farted on by this cute yet frighteningly gassy girl. This religion has gained so many followers in such a short amount of time, Ēxēxē was becoming crazy with all the power she was having, and Yourai was cackling at the absurdity of all this, watching everything from behind the screen. Ēxēxē turned Blāzān into a very authoritarian dictatorship where only her religion was allowed. The blasphemers and the unbelievers were condemned to smell Ēxēxē's farts. It was mandatory to pray to the goddess Yourai Livingstone at least three times a day. Failure to do so would result in a facefarting sentence. She commanded her slaves-I MEAN, employees, to build a statue for her, they had a mask on their face, with an extremely long tube that connected to Ēxēxē's ass. If they slowed down working on that statue, Ēxēxē would fart right on the tube, and the smell of her fart would go right on their faces. "You're slow, idiots!", Ēxēxē said,
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,letting out a fart in the tube, which went to her employees' masks connected to their faces, and they immediately gagged and couldn't focus on building the statue anymore, they couldn't take the mask off because it was locked with a key that only Ēxēxē had. They were begging Ēxēxē for mercy. She laughed and said, "yeah, you can't build a statue if you're overwhelmed by my gas", then she smirked, "I'll take your masks off in one D.C.⁓"
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"What is a D.C.?", Yourai mumbled to herself, confused, then she checked the code of the simulation and she found out that a D.C. meant a "Day Cent", which was exactly 14 minutes, 24 seconds. "Oh, ok! Why can't my dad put normal units of time in his simulations? I have to check everytime! Still, 14 minutes of being forced to smell nasty farts is insane... this is fun!", Yourai said to herself, grinning, she thought that was very entertaining.
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Ēxēxē's employees panicked when she said she would take their masks off in one D.C. They couldn't event stand the smell for one D-TT, let alone one D.C.! Ēxēxē very much enjoyed the power she was having, it was corrupting her soul, and it was the best feeling ever! A few days later, Ēxēxē talked to journalists to spread this message to the entire Blāzān: "I'm not the cute nerdy girl I used to be. I have become almost as powerful as a deity now. There is divine blood inside of me. I'm invincible. I do not know whether I'm immortal or not, but indeed, I will rule Blāzān until my death. And if death doesn't knock on my door, I will rule Blāzān forever. If you want to breathe fresh, odorless air, obey me and nothing bad will happen to you. Otherwise, the terrible stench of my cute yet deadly gas will overwhelm your senses and make you want to puke everything you ate in the last 32 D.C's! Yours truly, the goddess who used to be a simple girl called Ēxēxē."
And thus, a new dawn was born for the humans of Blāzān. Will someone eventually understand that there is a
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Suddenly, Albert called his daughter Yourai, interrupting her fun. She picked her cute pink flipphone from her pocket and replied to the call. "Hi dad! Do you need anything?", Yourai asked, with an angelic voice that left no space for suspicion or ill thoughts.
"Hi Yourai, I just wanted to know if your friend has picked you up yet, and if you remembered to lock the laboratory with the key", Albert asked. He 'knew' that Yourai was a sweet angel, but he wanted to make sure, just in case. Yourai got startled for half a second, she kind of forgot about the excuse she used to stay in the laboratory
"Oh, yeah, I've locked the laboratory! Now I'm about to enter the restaurant, so I have to close the call, see you later, dad, love ya!", she said, closing the call. She watched the screen of the simulation again, and the story went forward, but she was no longer interested in 'Blasphemous World', she wanted to explore more simulations and see what they're like! "I gotta fart", she mumbled to herself, before releasing a huge one.
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Yourai let out a huge fart, it was really stinky, and after a few seconds it completely stunk up the area where she was. "Phew!", Yourai said, fanning the air around her, "I wasn't kidding when I told Ēxēxē that my farts were the stinkiest that I know! It reeks in here!", she said, coughing a little bit and walking away, unable to handle the smell of her own gas. She left the 2020 section of her dad's simulations and walked towards the more recent ones. At some point, she found one that she found interesting: Skunk girls at the Hilbert Hotel. "Skunk girls and mathematics? Sounds cool, let's see what it is!", she said to herself, while starting the simulation.
--- Skunk girls at the Hilbert Hotel ---
Travelling alone can cause several different feelings, depending on your destination and your personality traits. It can feel scary, lonely, exciting, boring, or any other feeling among many. For Sukanekou [スカ猫う], a bubbly and friendly skunk girl, it was super exciting! She was a tourist on the planet HEX-309F102100 (more specifically, in a city named Kyttwn), with a beautiful
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clear blue sky (which quickly starts becoming black after starset), which made Sukanekou feel really happy. She was a tourist just for fun, to explore new places and be happy. On HEX-309F102100, there are no pandemics, plagues or pestilences, there is plenty of food available for everyone and nobody starves to death here. There are no civil wars, no conflicts, slavery has been abolished at least a thousand years ago, and death penalty has also been abolished long ago. On that planet, individual rights are taken very seriously. The climate is pleasant and very warm year-round, with day-time temperatures always ranging between 295 Kelvin (531 Rankine) and 300 Kelvin (540 Rankine).
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"Alright, let's check what that temperature is, in scales I can understand", Yourai said to herself, using a "unit converter" to convert Kelvin and Rankine to Celsius and Fahrenheit, "alright, ranging between 22 °C (72 °F) to 27 °C (81 °F), got it! Let's continue seeing what this simulation is about", she said to herself, still watching the screen.
--- Skunk girls at the Hilbert Hotel ---
Here, one year lasts the same as one Earth year, and one stellar day lasts the same as one Earth stellar day (so, 24 hours). The sky is blue [HEX-16DEDE, RGB 22,222,222] and the grass is green. There are oceans, mountains, lakes and birds flying in the sky. Some people say that this planet's conditions are very similar to that of Earth. But, of course, with trillions of planets, it's not surprising that at least a few thousands would be almost identical to Earth. Or to any other planet you could select in the galaxy, even more if you take the entire Universe into consideration.
Sukanekou is from a planet called HEX-16BCC41E9, a planet much closer to the Galactic Center compared to HEX-309F102100. 'I need to find a place where to sleep tonight', she thought, happily, and she walked until she found a hotel. On the wall, there was written "Hilbert Hotel"
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in large, red bold fonts, with a nice pink/purple neon glow that made it feel super awesome! Sukanekou was super excited, and she decided to spend the night there. She decided to go there to book a night there. On the wall, there was written the temperature in Celsius and Fahrenheit:
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"Yeah, it's pretty warm today", Sukanekou mumbled to herself, smiling happily. It's still daytime, the star is shining bright in the clear blue sky, and Sukanekou entered the Hilbert Hotel, looking to book a room for the night. "Hiii⁓", Sukanekou greeted the manager, with her usual cheerful and bubbly attitude, "excuse me, is this hotel full or are there rooms available?", she asked, grinning happily, hoping that there would still be some rooms available for her to sleep during the night.
"Yes, of course!", the manager, Mana told to Sukanekou, with a warm, yet professional smile.
"Nyu?", Sukanekou was confused, "Yes to what, is this hotel full or are there rooms available?", she asked, confused and wanting to know the answer.
"To both", Mana said, shrugging as if it was completely normal, but also looking a bit tired, as if too many people asked her that same question.
"Uuuhhh... so, what does that mean, can I book a room or not?", Sukanekou asked, getting more confused.
"Of course you can book a room!", Mana said.
"But isn't this hotel full?", Sukanekou asked, confused.
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"And so, if this hotel is full, how is it possible that I can book a room anyway?", Sukanekou asked.
Suddenly, Mana grinned. She seemed excited to explain how the Hilbert Hotel works, regardless of how many times she explains that. "Because this is a hotel with infinite rooms. All rooms are always occupied by guests, but we always have rooms for new guests. If a new guest shows up, everyone will move to the next room. The guest in room 1 will go room 2, the guest in room 2 goes to room 3 and so on, and so, the new guest will be assigned room 1", Mana explains.
"What if a hundred new guests show up?", Sukanekou asked, curious.
"In that case, everyone will go to 100 rooms further. The guest in room 1 will go to room 101, the guest in room 2 will go to room 102 and so on", Mana explained, sounding excited.
"Okay!", Sukanekou said, smiling and blushing happily, "I would like to book a room for tonight, then!", she said.
"Wait!", Mana said, sounding disappointed.
"What?", Sukanekou asked, wondering.
"You didn't ask what would happen if an infinite number of guests showed up!", Mana said, sounding disappointed as she wanted to explain more.
"Nyu?", Sukanekou was confused, she tilted her head slightly, "An infinite number of guests? That's impossible... and I'd like to book a room for tonight!", Sukanekou said, starting to look impatient.
"Please, it won't take a while, I promise! Pretty please!", Mana said, sounding like a child begging for a new toy.
Sukanekou sighed, then smiled, "Okay, if that makes you happy, I'll listen!", she said, smiling kindly.
"YES!", Mana said, raising her fist up the air in celebration, then she blushed, "Oh... how unseemingly of me", she mumbled to herself, blushing even more, "Anyway, if an infinite number of new guests shows up, everyone moves to double the number of their current room. The guest in room 1 moves to room 2, the guest in room 2 moves to room 4, the guest in room 3 moves to room 6 and so on! That way, the odd numbered rooms - which are infinite - are all available for the infinite new guests!", Mana explains.
"That was super interesting!", Sukanekou said, grinning, "But now I-"
"WAIT!", Mana interrupted her, "The method described previously only works with countable infinities, like the set of all natural numbers, or the set of all integers, or even the set of all rational numbers! However, it doesn't work with uncountable infinities, like the set of all real numbers. If an uncountably infinite number of new guests show up, we unfortunately have to reject them", Mana explains. For a few seconds, Sukanekou and Mana awkwardly looked at each other in their eyes.
"Can I book a room for tonight now?", Sukanekou asked.
"Yes, that will be 60G per night. Like all new guests, you will be assigned Room 1", Mana explained.
Sukanekou looked excited, and gave 60G to Mana, "see ya!", she said, walking into the hotel with a happy dance. When she entered the hotel, she saw a strange person, mumbling incomprehensible things. That person looked visibly upset.
"Minus ten degrees... false... absolute zero... Kelvin... hate... kinetic energy... destruction... I don't care... death... false temperature scales... misanthropy... monothermism... written on the walls... the laws of thermodynamics... heretics... ☉w☉ Meals... thermometers... beheadings... weather channels... blood of crucifixion...", this strange person audibly mumbled, while their body was contorting in weird ways, and Sukanekou had no idea what this was all about, but she decided to greet this person anyway, with her usual bubbly attitude.
"Hey!!!", she said to the person, grinning happily and with a very friendly and bubbly vibe. The person looked at Sukanekou with a weird expression. A mix of confusion, discomfort, and a distorted, creepy smile. Sukanekou thought that the person was quirky, and she loved it!
"H-hey... do we know each other?", the person said, feeling a bit nervous.
"Oh, of course not, silly!", Sukanekou said, giggling, "Nice to meet you, my name is Sukanekou, what's your name?", she asks, smiling.
"My name is Terry. Terry Fying!", they affirm proudly.
"I'm in room number one! At least for the moment. What about you?", Sukanekou asked, curious.
"I'm in room number two", Terry said.
A guy showed up as well, smiling and seemingly eager to get to know Terry and Sukanekou. "Nice to meet you Terry and Sukanekou! My name is Hårg! I come from this planet, but from a different city, and I'm going to sleep at room number three, unless someone else will book a room before 6 P.M. what about you?", he said, smiling.
"I come from HEX-6EF79077FBB", Terry said.
"I come from HEX-16BCC41E9, a planet much closer to the Galactic Center than this", Sukanekou said.
"The planet where I live in is further from the Galactic Center than this", Terry said, laughing a bit.
"So, shall we eat something already?", Hårg suggested.
"Oh, I have already eaten some ∛w∛ at ☉w☉ Meals, very delicious, so I'm not particularly hungry now. However, there is a food I would eat, if available. On my planet, cherries are extremely expensive and available only during spring and autumn, so back there it was a very rare opportunity to eat any", Terry explained.
Hårg looked at Terry horrified, he shook his head, looking very upset, and even Sukanekou looked slightly uncomfortable. Hårg: "No, no, no, Terry!!! Eating or even possessing cherries is strictly forbidden on this planet! It was actually legal until a few thousand years ago, but due to some people, especially children, accidentally ingesting cherry pits and either suffocating to death or getting poisoned by cyanide, they have finally prohibited the consumption or possession of cherries! We are very grateful towards our ancestors for doing that. To this day, eating or possessing cherries is the most heinous crime one could ever commit on this planet, and it's the only crime that is punished with death."
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"Wait, hold on...", Yourai mumbled to herself, "the narrator in this simulation said earlier that there's no death penalty on this planet, but now Hårg is saying that eating or possessing cherries is punished with death", she said, raising one of her eyebrows, "well, I guess this story has a few plot holes", she said, shrugging and keep watching the screen.
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Hårg continued with his explanation: "The second most heinous crime on this planet is genocide and is punished with life in jail. All other crimes have a maximum of 25 years in jail, which is the punishment for terrorism, eating pizza with pineapple, mass shooting and some other crimes of that level. So, by all means, avoid even mentioning cherries, Terry! It's the most awful crime ever!". Terry was feeling uncomfortable, they were blushing, they didn't know cherries were illegal on that planet.
Sukanekou nodded her head in approval: "where I live on my planet, eating cherries is allowed for adults, as long as they eat it in private or at most with other consensual adults. It's strictly forbidden on my planet to eat cherries in front of children, let alone giving cherries to children. But, although eating cherries is allowed for adults, I think it's a really scummy thing to do anyway. Those things contain cyanide and are like chemical weapons!", she explained, horrified by the existence of cherries. She thought they were a dark joke of the Universe.
"Uhm... okay... I apologize", Terry said, their face was becoming red like a cherry.
Hårg and Sukanekou smiled at Terry and said that it was fine since Terry didn't know, but they told Terry not to mention cherries or other criminal stuff again. "Alright, I got it, no crimes allowed on this planet... obviously", Terry said, sweating a little and smiling awkardly.
Then, Terry, Sukanekou and Hårg went to the dining room ("Then" is not a character in the story, it's just an adverb, so the ones who went to the dining room were just Terry, Sukanekou and Hårg), they all ate some ɚɞʭ, chatted a bit and then they got ready to go to sleep in their respective rooms. Sukanekou: "I have loved meeting you two, Terry and Hårg. We can have fun again tomorrow!", she said, smiling happily and hugging Terry and Hårg. Terry looked very happy to get a hug from Sukanekou. Sukanekou went to sleep in the Room 1, Terry in the Room 2, and Hårg in the Room 3. In the Hilbert Hotel, rooms were on the left, whereas dining rooms where on the right. Guests who sleep from room 1 to 10 eat in dining room 1, guests who sleep from room 11 to room 20 eat in dining room 2 and so on. It may be tempting to believe, then, that there are 10 more sleeping rooms than dining rooms, but that would be incorrect, just like believing that there are half as many odd numbers as there are integers, that would also be incorrect: they are both infinite. Infinity can be counter-intuitive! As Sukanekou was in her room, she lied down on the bed, covered herself with the blanket and closed her eyes. However, she was feeling a little gassy.
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"Aaahhhmmm⁓hehe⁓", Sukanekou moaned and laughed, she let out a super stinky fart, and it quickly filled the entire room. Her fart was so stinky that dutch-ovening herself was too extreme even for her! Instead, she just enjoyed the aroma that filled the entire room. 'Hehe, I think a normal person couldn't handle staying in this room⁓', she thought happily. 'Oh, I have another one', she thought, happily, "ngh", she began to push...
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Sukanekou sniffed her own fart and coughed a little, 'phew, it reeks! I'm so glad of being a skunk girl, hehe⁓', she thought, as the air in the room was becoming thicker and stinkier. Still, she wasn't running out of gas, not just yet, and she had another fart ready to let out, of course it was going to be really stinky as usual. 'Yay!', she thought, about to fart once again!
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"Mmmnnnhhhnnmmm... hahaha!!!", Sukanekou loudly moaned and laughed, 'oh, shoot, I hope nobody heard me', she thought, giggling silently as her nose was burning from her own fart. After some time, she fell asleep on the bed, under the soft blankets.
"I hope you're sleeping well", Yourai told Sukanekou in her dream.
"Who are you?", Sukanekou asked.
"My name is Yourai Livingstone, I live in a higher realm. I'm a goddess", she explained.
"Ooohhh⁓", Sukanekou was really excited, she had never met a goddess before! "Nice to meet you, Yourai! My name is Sukanekou!", she said.
Yourai stayed silent for a few seconds, seemingly waiting for something. "Aren't you gonna ask me what I'm the goddess of?", Yourai said, a little disappointed.
"Oh, sorry! I'm a little clumsy skunkie, hehe⁓", Sukanekou said, giggling, "So, Yourai, what are you the goddess of?"
Yourai felt excited to tell Sukanekou what she was the goddess of: "I'm the goddess of farts!", she said, with a smug smile, "my farts are really stinky, though nowhere nearly as stinky as yours, since you're a skunk girl!", Yourai said.
"Owaaahhh⁓", Sukanekou jumped excited and clapped her hands, she was amazed and super happy!
"So, what I wanted to tell you is: if you ever need me, pray to me", Yourai explained.
"Nyu? Why would I need you?", Sukanekou asked, tilting her head slightly, a little confused.
"Because things may go wrong. The title of this story is 'Skunk girls at the Hilbert Hotel' so I assume more will come, but to be honest, my father is really weird so I wouldn't be surprised if it was just clickbait", Yourai said.
Sukanekou looked at Yourai, dumbfounded. "I have no idea what you're talking about", Sukanekou said.
"Uh... forget about it. Anyway, remember, if you need me, pray to me, the goddess of farts, Yourai Livingstone!", she said, while disappearing into a thick, dark fog. Then, Sukanekou woke up from her dream. She yawned, smiled and got up from her bed, ready for another new day at the Hilbert Hotel! She exited the room and went to the hallway. There, she met Terry. Sukanekou looked at Terry, smiling happily.
"Hey Terry, did you sleep well? I did and hope you also did!", Sukanekou said, giggling cutely. Terry blushed.
"Uhm, sure! I slept very comfortably. I mean, I don't even have a first-degree burn on my skin, so I would say I slept perfectly!", they affirmed, satisfied. Sukanekou looked at them, confused.
"Uhm, okay!", Sukanekou said, even though she didn't understand what Terry was referring to. Hårg then also showed up.
"Hey you two!", he said, "Shall we eat something for breakfast?", he suggested.
Sukanekou and Terry nodded in approval, and then they went eat breakfast in the dining room. "Dining Room Number 1". There is an infinite number of dining rooms at the Hilbert Hotel. They ate some ŚwŜ for breakfast, they chatted and had a lot of fun together. Sukanekou was really happy chatting with her two new friends, it felt like heaven to her. After a while spent chatting together, new guests arrive at the hotel. To Sukanekou's surprise, they are 100 skunk girls booking a room for tonight. Everyone then got the advice to move 100 rooms further. So tonight Sukanekou will sleep at room 101, Terry will sleep at room 102 and Hårg will sleep at room 103. Sukanekou became red like a cherry. She remembered how she farted in Room 1 during the night, and stunk up that room really badly, making it pretty much unbreathable. Terry had noticed that Sukanekou was blushing, and they were wondering why. 'Did she do something she wasn't supposed to do? What's the problem?', they thought, curious. "Hey Sukanekou... is something wrong with your feelings? You feel upset. Or maybe nervous. Or maybe embarrassed about something", Terry asked. Sukanekou was still red like a cherry and she was stuttering a bit.
"I h-hope t-they won't m-mind t-the... t-the...", she started saying, becoming even more red.
"You hope they won't mind what exactly?", Terry asked.
"T-the... t-the smell...", Sukanekou said, becoming red like a super ripe cherry full of cyanide and other toxic feelings.
"What smell?", Terry asked, raising an eyebrow. Sukanekou took a deep breath and started explaining.
"I farted a lot tonight. The smell of my gas built up and now my room smells horrible. Anyone who will sleep at room 1 tonight will have a hard time because of the smell", she explained, looking like she's about to cry from the embarrassment. Terry nodded in sign of understanding.
"Oh come on Sukanekou, it's okay! They're all skunk girls! All of them! I'm sure they won't mind the smell, they're probably used to bad smells like that!", Terry said, smiling comfortingly, "Would you like a hug?", they said, opening their arms and offering an embrace. Sukanekou nodded and Terry hugged her.
"T-thank you, Terry. You're a good friend", she said, blushing. Terry blushed, too.
"You're welcome, Sukanekou", Terry said, smiling.
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Sukanekou and Terry nodded and said "okay!", and then they looked at each other in the eyes and smiled happily. Terry looked at Hårg in his eyes and they smiled and blushed. Terry shook their head, they looked internally conflicted, though neither Sukanekou nor Hårg knew why. Sukanekou cared a lot about Terry's happiness! The group ate some Ɛ3 and then they walked through the hall of the hotel, chatting and having fun together. Sukanekou was feeling so relaxed, spending time with her new friends! 'I'm so happy', she thought. Soon it was already late afternoon, it was 5 P.M. and Sukanekou knew that if nobody book a room for tonight, then the room position for hers and everyone else will be confirmed. She wanted to be a little more careful: she wanted to fart in her room, but even just one of her farts is enough to stink up an entire room, so she was a little conflicted. 'Ufufu, no more gassy fun? Hmm, we'll see⁓', she thought in her mind, and she found that thought really fun. "What??? So many hours have already passed? Wow, it was so fast!", Terry said, shocked by how fast time passed.
"That means you had fun!" Hårg said, grinning satisfied.
"Well... I did!", Terry said.
"When you're having a good time, a day seems like a moment. When you're having a bad time, a moment seems like a day", Hårg said.
"By 'day' you mean the approximately 16-hour long wake period, right? Because you know, every planet has a different duration for a day!", Terry said, making an important precisation. Hårg laughed.
"Of course I mean that, silly!", Hårg said, patting Terry's shoulder in sign of friendship.
"You're right. I suppose if you want to live a long life, then you should avoid fun", Terry said, and their face was becoming a little more serious.
"What's the point of desiring a long life, if it's one that is devoid of any pleasure?", Hårg pointed out.
"I guess you're right", Terry said, smiling.
Sukanekou said nothing, she just smiled at Terry and Hårg and then she vaguely gestured at the entrance of the hotel, now quite far away.
"What's up, Sukanekou?", Terry asked.
"New guests are coming", Hårg said.
"Who could that be?", Terry wondered curiously, rubbing their chin. It's almost 6 P.M. and it seems like there will be new guests at the Hilbert Hotel, as Sukanekou and Hårg pointed out. Outside of the hotel, an infinite bus has arrived. Sukanekou was surprised when she saw the new guests exiting the bus: an infinite number of skunk girls were about to room a book at the Hilbert Hotel for tonight. The hotel was completely full, it has an infinite number of rooms, and all of them are occupied by a guest. And yet, there's always room for more guests, even an infinite number of them. The Manager of the hotel speaks to a microphone, and a message is being spread throughout the entire hotel.
"To all the guests of the Hilbert Hotel: please move to the room whose number is double the number of your current room", Mana said, speaking through a microphone that brought the sound throughout the hotel through loudspeakers.
"So, I'll have to sleep at room 204, did I remember the rules right?", Terry said out loud.
"Nyu? What rules?", Sukanekou asked, confused, tilting her head slightly, but then she suddenly remembered, "Oh, right! Mana explained that to me, but I forgot. Hehe, I'm a cute distractible skunkie⁓", she said, cutely.
"That's right", Hårg said, "Whenever an infinite number of new guests arrives, everyone's room number doubles. Sukanekou will sleep at room 202, Terry will sleep at room 204, and I will sleep at room 206", he explained.
Sukanekou was excited, she wondered whether she could become friends with the new skunk girls. Sukanekou loved making new friends! "Let's go eat some more! There's some really delicious food in the dining room!", Hårg said, still a little hungry.
"Fine, fine. Let's go", Terry said. Sukanekou just giggled happily and followed Terry and Hårg down the hallway until they all reached the spot where Dining Room 21 was. Sukanekou, Terry and Hårg went to the Dining Room 21 - where they'll have to eat from now on - and enjoyed eating the ∛w∛. While they were eating, however, something unexpected happened.
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One of the skunk girls at Dining Room 21 farted! She started laughing and chuckling, and she looked at Sukanekou in particular, smirking. It only took a few seconds before the nasty stench similar to that of rotten eggs, putrid cabbage and grossness started filling the entire Dining Room 21. It smelled horrible, most eyes in that room started watering and most people were feeling like they were going to throw up quite quickly if they didn't leave the room soon. The stink was intense, Terry's and Hårg's stomachs were churning and their lungs were burning, and Sukanekou was having trouble handling the smell as well. The entire room felt like it was hot and rotten, Terry, Hårg and Sukanekou as well as most people in the room felt like their faces was feeling like it was melting from the smell alone. Most people ran out of the room, while the skunk girl who farted just kept laughing maniacally and having lots of fun seeing people's reactions to the stench. Despite being a skunk girl, Sukanekou seemed to be affected by the smell as well, even if not as hard as the others. They ran away from Dining Room 21 so that the smell wouldn't reach them. The hallway was more breathable, but the smell was leaking even outside of the dining room! "HAHAHA!!!", the skunk girl just laughed, she was so proud of her stinky gas! Sukanekou was gasping for fresh air now that she and her two new friends were in the hallway, in front of Room 175, so a bit more distant from Dining Room 21.
"Wow... that skunk girl has really bad gas... whew... I was feeling sick smelling her gas... it's bad... it's really bad... it's worse than mine...", Sukanekou said, still gasping from fresh air a little bit.
"This could really be a problem tomorrow, if a skunk girl farts again in our Dining Room, we won't be able to eat. Maybe we'll starve to death?", Hårg said, shivering nervously, "if that happens again tomorrow, we'll need to complain to Nisha. She's the one who solves all the problems and complaints of the guests. However, we need to explain that to her on the second half of each hour, because in the first half she's busy solving the problems, and in the second half she listens to the problems. So for example if it's 10:01 A.M. we need to wait 29 minutes until we can complain about something to her. But we can give her only one complaint per person per hour. Every hour she receives an infinite number of complaints. There is a mathematical reason why she can solve an infinite number of problems in a finite amount of time, though. Let's say that she takes 15 minutes to solve the first problem, 7 minutes 30 seconds to solve the second problem, 3 minutes 45 seconds to solve the third problem and so on. If each problem takes half the time it took the previous problem to solve, then an infinite amount of problems can be solved in a finite amount of time. And that's exactly what she does. Is she even human? That, I don't know", he said, laughing. Suddenly, Sukanekou remembered the dream she had the previous night. She remember it very well: if she was in need, there was one thing she should do. Sukanekou felt like she was a very smart skunkie, hehe⁓
"I'll pray to the Goddess of Flatulence, Yourai Livingstone, so that She may help us in this time of need. So that nothing bad will happen to us tomorrow or while we are in this hotel", Sukanekou said, remembering the dream she had, so she kneeled to the ground and started praying, "Hail to you, Yourai Livingstone, Goddess of Flatulence. In the physical and metaphysical, in the transcendent and in the immanent, in the body and in the mind, in the abstract and in the concrete, in the phenomenal and in the noumenal, in the sacred and in the profane, in the darkness and in the light, in the monist, dualist and pluralist conceptions of theology, epistemology, ontology, ethics, cosmogony, mythology and metaphysics. I pray in faith that You, my Goddess, Yourai Livingstone, shall protect our noses, lungs and souls from the flatulent gases of skunk girls and anyone else who might just happen to have really bad gas. If that is Your will, I have faith that it shall be granted to us", she said, praying to the goddess Yourai Livingstone, while Yourai was watching the whole thing with a mischievous smirk on her face.
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"Haha, Sukanekou is praying to me! But I won't do anything to help this time, I'll just keep watching the chaos unfold⁓", Yourai mumbled to herself, chuckling, she was having so much fun!
--- Skunk girls at the Hilbert Hotel ---
Terry looked at Sukanekou and to them it was a little uncanny the way Sukanekou prayed, and used such complex words. Sukanekou surely took prayers very seriously! "Uhm... thank you, Sukanekou", Terry said, laughing nervously. Sukanekou was convinced that Yourai will help, because when someone prays to Yourai, she will help. That's what Yourai herself said, it can't be wrong!
"You're welcome!", Sukanekou said, smiling happily, "let's chat a little bit together and then we'll go to sleep, okay? If there's some problem tomorrow, we'll think about it tomorrow! It's useless to worry about it today"
"Okay, we can chat and have fun together as friends, sure!", Terry said, smiling confidently.
⏲ 30 Minutes Later ⏲
"Well, yes, the nomenclature of planets within this galaxy is based on the planet's distance from the Galactic Center. Of course, other galaxies have other types of nomenclature, but here in the HEX-ORDER Galaxy it works like this. All of us three come from the HEX-ORDER Galaxy. Sometimes people from other galaxies do come in this hotel. In fact, there is an infinite number of tourists from other galaxies in this hotel right now! Because of the nomenclature, of course, HEX-0 is the closest planet to the Galactic Center, but considering how close it is to the Schwarzschild radius of the galaxy, I don't think it's possible to live on that planet. But who knows, maybe someone does live on there", Hårg said, shrugging.
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§«¶ò̈́ù two are great friends, Terry and Hårg, I'm so, so happy to have met you! We will have lots of fun together!", Sukanekou said, smiling happily and hugging both of her new friends. Sukanekou knew very well how good she was at hugging, it was almost like a talent! Nowhere as impressive as her talent for ultra stinky farts, though.
"We will eat a lot together at the Dining Room", Hårg said, smiling satisfied. Hårg and Sukanekou good night and then they all went to their rooms to sleep. Sukanekou went to her room: Room 202. Her goal was clear: she decided to fart in the room anyway. She felt a little sorry for whoever had to sleep in that room next, but the fun was much better and it overrid any feeling she had towards the sense of smell of who had to sleep in that room next.
'Hehehe, I can't help it, I just love stinking up rooms with my gas⁓", Sukanekou thought, giggling happily, and she decided to 'inaugurate' the room with her flatulence: she was about to let her first one rip!
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"Mmmhhhhnnngggnnnmmm♥♥♥HAHAHA!!!⁓⁓⁓", Sukanekou moaned and laughed out loud, she was having so much fun farting⁓ she inhaled the air and almost coughed from the smell, then she giggled because the room was so stinky and she thought it was fun to think that pretty much nobody would be able to stay in a room so stinky, and what was even better was the fact that Sukanekou was really gassy and she knew very well the room would just keep getting stinkier and stinkier the more she farted! 'More, more, I'll fart more!', she thought, excited. "Nnnggghhh...⁓"
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"Mmmnnnggghhhgggnnnmmm♥HEHEHE!!!⁓", Sukanekou moaned and giggled out loud, she sniffed the air and her eyes watered a little, 'phew, nobody can stay in this room, it's so stinky, hehe⁓', she thought, having so much fun! She was satisfied, so she fell asleep in the stinky room, with a huge smile on her face.
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The next morning, at 10 A.M. Sukanekou, Terry and Hårg where in the hallway together. "Ah! What a wonderful night! I slept really well!", Terry said, smiling happily.
"I'm glad you did!", Sukanekou said, smiling cutely and hugging Terry affectionately.
"I have great news! Dining Room 21 no longer stinks! Let's go eat something!", Hårg said, excited and ready to eat some more food! Sukanekou, Terry and Hårg went to eat something at Dining Room 21, when suddenly, they noticed a mysterious guy staring at them. He wore a light black sweather with skulls on it, and stratched jeans. The fringe of his hair partly covered his eyes. Sukanekou nervously smiled.
"H-hi...", Sukanekou said, feeling a little nervous but smiling. She hoped that guy would be a new friend, she loved making new friends!
"You three...", the mysterious guy said, emanating a gloomy vibe, "would you be interested in trying some food from HEX-0?", he asked. Hårg smiled excitedly.
"Sure!!!", Hårg said, he couldn't contain the hype, "Let's go!!!"
"You're so naive, Hårg! He could be dangerous!", Terry said, worried.
"Oh come on, Terry! He just wants to offer us some food! It's an opportunity that I would never miss!! Let's go!!!", Hårg said, super excited to eat the food from HEX-0.
"Follow me, then", the mysterious guy said.
They followed the mysterious guy into a hidden underground room that could only be accessed from Dining Room 21. Sukanekou was feeling really excited and curious, and she was jumping from the euphoria. In that hidden underground room, there were strange rusty gears that were always moving and making ticking sounds. What kind of mechanism it was, and what kind of technology it powered, was unclear.
"S-so... w-what's your name? What room do you sleep in?", Sukanekou said, blushing a little. She really wanted to be friends with this cool guy!
"My name is Hakim, and I currently sleep at Room 208", he explained.
Hårg was panting in excitement, he wanted to eat! "S-so... where is the food from HEX-0?", he said, drooling a little bit.
"Here it is, I have put it on this table. Here are two types of food that are common on HEX-0: the Hlakpar and the Distorpors", Hakim said, showing two, strange-looking foods. On the table there were two plates, in one there was a small ball that moved by itself and changed color roughly once every second. Terry was looking uncomfortable just looking at it, but Sukanekou and Hårg were super excited! They had never seen anything like that before, and just any new thing, novelty can cause anxiety or curiosity. Or a mix of the two. On the other plate, there were some kind of strange blue noodles, and Terry looked a little curious about those. Hårg took a plastic fork and grabbed one of those small moving color-changing balls with it.
"That is the Hlakpar", Hakim explained. As soon as Hårg grabbed the ball with the fork, it could no longer move, and for some reason it became a very depressing grey: the colors are now gone from the ball. He ate that ball and his facial expression became really strange. He looked like he was disconnected from our world.
"Hey Hårg... are you okay?", Terry said, a little worried. Terry was worried about Hårg, and Sukanekou also looked worried for him. After about five seconds, Hårg seemed to return to normality.
"Oh you two... you can't understand what I just went through...", Hårg said, and Terry and Sukanekou looked visibly concerned. Then, Hårg smiled excitedly, "you should try it yourself, it's great!!", he added, euphoric. Sukanekou trusted Hårg, and apparently Terry did, too.
Terry took one of those Hlakpar and ate it, trying not to think about what kind of strange stuff they were ingesting into their body, so they swallowed as quickly as they could. The taste was actually kinda good, pleasantly sourish. However, not even one second after Terry swallowed it, they started feeling strange. Soon, the colors, sounds, feelings and sensations of life were all enhanced, amplified and distorted. A beautiful show of bright colors and rotating shapes, and for some reason Terry was feeling connected to the whole galaxy. No, they were feeling connected to the entire Universe. No, I (Terry) AM the Universe, and there is no separation! Everything is me, including the narrator of this simulation! I am the narrator, I am Sukanekou, I am Hårg, I am Hakim, I am the Hlakpar I've just eaten, I am the table, "I am this hotel, I am this planet, I am this galaxy, I am the cosmos, I am the simulation, I am the creator of this simulation, I am everything, I am GOD! That feeling only lasted for about five seconds, and then everything went back to normal. What an experience for Terry (who is not me, and never has been... I'm not sure why I-I MEAN, THEY, thought something like that! It's so absurd to believe one is everything!)!
"Nyu? I'm no longer you?", Sukanekou asked to Terry, after the effect of the Hlakpar ended for her as well. She was a little confused and a bit disappointed.
"You've never been", Terry said, crossing their arms. Sukanekou, Hårg, Terry and Hakim looked at each other in the eyes and smiled happily. Hakim pointed at some strange blue noodles.
"Those are the Distorpors, they create a small space-time distortion around them where everything is much smaller than the surroundings and time passes much faster", Hakim explained. Hårg was very excited and quick to use his fork to try eating the Distorpors, however, as soon as his hand was too close to the plate, it became much smaller than the rest of his body and he could feel it aching and burning. He screamed in pain, especially since he wasn't expecting anything like that to happen, even though Hakim basically explained it. Sukanekou and Terry were both very worried for him, but Hakim didn't seem to care much.
"Hakim, why does it hurt so much?", Hårg asked, almost crying from the pain.
"Since your hand is so close to the Distorpors on the plate, it has become much smaller than the rest of your body, and since time passes much faster near the Distorpors, your blood is flowing much faster in your hand than in the rest of your body, causing you a burning pain", Hakim explained, with a serious expression on his face.
"I still want to eat these Distorpors! I'm determined! I won't give up!", Hårg said, with a serious proud smile on his face. Hårg had a proud confident smile on his face and he tried to pick the Distorpors with the fork, but trying to keep his hand as far away from the Distorpors as possible. However, his plan went wrong since the Distorpors started to hiss at him like a very angry cat.
"What the hell happened? Hakim?", Hårg asked, sweating anxiously but still wanting to eat the Distorpors.
"The Distorpors don't like being eaten with a fork or any other artificial object. You need to eat them with your hands", Hakim explained.
"Uhm okay I give up!", Hårg said, laughing nervously and admitting defeat, "I have really enjoyed the Hlakpar, though! Now, Hakim, please tell me, is this food really from HEX-0?", he asked.
"It is", Hakim affirmed.
"How do you know?", Hårg asked.
"I come from there", Hakim disclosed, surprising Hårg. Sukanekou, Hårg and Terry looked at Hakim, feeling shocked at his disclosure.
"W-wait... really? That planet is habitable?", Hårg asked, shocked and curious.
"Not by most people's standards. But there are ways to survive there. We have to live below the surface and we never see the light of the star our planet orbits around", Hakim explained. Hårg just stayed silent and smiled shocked. "Let's go back to Dining Room 21. We are not supposed to stay here", Hakim said, with a serious and confident expression on his face. As soon as the group went back to Dining Room 21, they were assaulted by a nasty sulfuric stench that made their eyes water, and the skunk girls in Dining Room 21 were laughing, it was clear it was them who caused such a stink! As soon as the skunk girls looked at Sukanekou, Terry, Hårg and Hakim gagging, they laughed at them and mock them for their reaction. Terry tried to run away and escape the Dining Room 21, but five skunk girls were blocking the way, and Terry couldn't escape, and neither could Hårg, Sukanekou nor Hakim. The skunk girls were really strong, Terry tried to push them away in order to get out of the Dining Room, but there was no use, they were too strong, and they blocked Terry by grabbing their arms. Terry could no longer escape, and the stench that was permeating the room was choking the group of friends. It smelled so awful, and there was no way to get out. The four felt like they were going to throw up soon, even Sukanekou was going to trouble breathing in that funk. One of the skunk girls was pulling her pants down, and now Terry was seeing her round butt below her fluffy tail. Her butt looked nice and round, but it was pretty clear what she was going to use it for, and it was not going to be pretty. She moved her butt closer to Terry's face and was starting to laugh mischievously. If she passes gas on Terry face, it's the end for Terry. It already smelled so awful in that room, getting blasted with her gas at this close distance will surely knock Terry out! Sukanekou was feeling sorry for Terry, she wanted to do something, anything, but she was too weak to push that skunk girl away, she didn't what to do, and there was so little time to act before the stinkpocalypse! However, she didn't need wait to much, because at that moment, she realized that Terry was going to be safe, luckily. That's because she heard Hakim rapidly dashing towards Terry, and with great stength, he pushed the skunk girls away and then the group were able to escape to the hallway. Sukanekou was wondering whether they were truly safe.
The skunk girls kept threatening them: "You can't escape your fate forever, you fools!", one of the skunk girls said, with an evil laugh.
"Eww... puuu... gaahh... I feel like I'm gonna throw up... let's complain about this to Nisha", Hårg said, with his face green from the stench.
Just like Terry and Hakim, Hårg looked like he was very sick from the smell that he was forced to endure for longer than he would had willingly tolerated. Sukanekou was feeling very nauseous and disgusted too, and that was just by staying in the same room where those skunk girls farted. And she was a skunk girl! Sukanekou couldn't imagine what it would had been like for Terry or the others to experience the skunk girls' gas from very close distance, right on their nose. Sukanekou hoped neither she nor her friends will ever experience that, because that would be too cruel. The skunk girls at the Hilbert Hotel were being really mischievous! Sukanekou hoped that the prayer she directed towards her goddess Yourai Livingstone will prevent that, at the very least. Sukanekou was looking quite sick from the smell too, even if not as sick as the rest of the three. The group was walking in the hallway, gasping for fresh air. The goal was to complain to Nisha about the smelly situation.
"The smell of those skunk girls' farts is so revolting... so pungent, so suffocating... it's definitely worse than mine. Their level of stink is certainly superior, it makes me want to throw up just thinking about it", Sukanekou said, still gagging a little bit, but she was hopeful that the prayer to Yourai would solve the situation. All of the members of the group had eyes that were watering from the horrible smell, and it was a struggle not to throw up. But throwing up wouldn't had solved the problem, the horrible smell of the skunk girls' farts would had still been there. Sukanekou was only feeling marginally better.
"It's 11:01 A.M. Nisha will be busy solving problems. We have to way 29 more minutes", Terry said.
"Let's walk towards there anyway. We can wait once we're there", Hårg suggested. They kept walking towards the exit of the hotel, Nisha will be right at the entrance. As the group walked through the hallway, Sukanekou looked at the doors' numbers. So many rooms! Her eyes were sparkling with excitement and she had a huge grin on her face! But compared to the entire hotel, this was literally nothing. It was difficult for Sukanekou to imagine an infinite number of rooms. Infinity was so hard for Sukanekou to grasp. Sukanekou looked at the doors' numbers while she and the others were walking.
[Room 151]
[Room 150]
[Room 149]
...
[Room 51]
[Room 50]
[Room 49]
...
[Room 1]
"We have arrived! Now let's wait", Hårg said.
"Hey Hårg, Sukanekou, Hakim! Look!", Terry said, as they pointed outside. Sukanekou was amazed at what was happening, she thought it was truly incredible. Right outside of the hotel, there was an infinite number of infinite buses, and in each of them there was an infinite number of skunk girls.
"One bus was enough already... now there's an infinite amount of them", Terry said, sighing and facepalming themself.
"Don't let your mind fool you, Terry! An infinite number of infinite buses of infinite skunk girls is exactly the same as one infinite bus of infinite skunk girls. It's exactly the same amount", Hårg explained.
Terry looked a little dumbfounded, but they were curious. "W-what? You're saying that an infinite number of infinite buses contain the same number of people as one infinite bus?", they asked, surprised.
"That's right, Terry! I know, infinity can be counter-intuitive. Just wait and see!", Hårg said, smiling confidently. As the skunk girls approached Mana the Manager, they say they are booking an infinite number of rooms for the night. Mana the Manager created an infinite spreadsheet on her quantum laptop. Sukanekou saw that Mana was using a program called "LibreOffice" to do that. Sukanekou had absolutely no idea what that was, but she was super excited and she was jumping happily. Terry looked at her and wondered why she was like that sometimes, but then Terry chuckled and smiled, they found Sukanekou to be really adorable and an amazing friend! In Mana's infinite spreadsheet, there are two values: "Bus" and "Seat". Each newcoming skunk girl is identified by a unique combination of the bus and seat. So there is B1S1, B1S2, B2S1, B2S2 and so on. Mana was ordering each combination through a zig-zag line and then, instead of a 2D spreadsheet, all the combinations are ordered within a one-dimensional straight line. Terry nodded and Sukanekou was super euphoric about it. "I told you!", Hårg said, looking at Terry with a self-congratulatory smile. Sukanekou squealed from the happiness and jumped higher than usual, with her arms raised up in the air.
Once again, Mana speaks into the microphone, and the message is being spread throughout the entire hotel: "To all the guests of the Hilbert Hotel: please move to the room whose number is double the number of your current room", she said, and it was likely that the message will always be worded the same way. It must be a habit since she likely said it an infinite number of times.
"It was nice to eat with you two, good friends, Terry and Sukanekou", Hårg said. Sukanekou purred a little and tilted her head slightly, she didn't know what Hårg meant, and neither did Terry.
"Wait, what do you mean?", Terry asked, a little confused.
"From now on, we won't eat in the same dining room. Sukanekou will have to sleep at Room 404. You, Terry, will have to sleep at Room 408. You both will eat at the same dining room, the Dining Room 41. On the other hand, me and Hakim will eat at Dining Room 42, because I will have to sleep at Room 412, and Hakim will have to sleep at Room 416. This is how this hotel works. Each time an infinite number of new guests show up, the difference between the rooms of the guests increases. I wish you good luck, you two. I have really enjoyed eating with you two", Hårg explained.
Hårg opened his arms and looked at Terry, Sukanekou and Hakim with an affectionate smile. Sukanekou knew it, he wants to offer everyone a hug. Sukanekou was incredibly joyful, she squealed excitedly and ran towards him and hugged him, enjoying his hug. She purred a little bit, too! Then, Terry walked towars Hårg, and he hugged them. Terry was crying from the happiness, and Sukanekou and Hårg thought that as super cute! "There's no need to feel sad, Terry. We will still see each other in the hallway. We can't eat in the same dining room anymore, but we can keep chatting and having fun together in the hallways. Please don't feel sad...", Hårg said, hugging Terry a little tighter. Terry was enjoying the hug a lot, they were not sad at all! Terry was feeling comforted and they stopped crying, even though their face was still red like a cherry due to the tears. Terry smiled and said goodbye to Hårg and Hakim. Hårg hugged Sukanekou, too. Terry asked Hakim if he could hug them too, but Hakim refused.
"I apologize, Terry, I'm not a huggy person. I will say goodbye to you two through a bow", Hakim said, bowing to Terry in sign of respect and friendship, "may you be blessed by good fortune, Terry and Sukanekou. You two have my great respect. We will see each other again in the hallway. Take care", he continued saying. Sukanekou understood that she was left alone with Terry, and she was really happy to be able to be with such a great friend! She thought Hårg and Hakim were really cool, too! Sukanekou was thinking like a cute philosophical skunkie and she was wondering what things were like for the guests with a room number over a billion. Whenever an infinite number of new guests shows up, they surely have to travel a lot to get to their new room! While Sukanekou and Terry were walking towards in the hallway towards their new rooms, they chatted with each other to spend some time together and have fun!
[...]
"Well, Terry, I think it's a good idea to not be clingy when you make new friends. If someone wants to be your friend, they'll stay with you, by their own choice. Even if you manage to keep more friends by being clingy, those will be fake friends, since if they could had made a free choice, they would had left you. Being clingy might potentially gain you more friends, but it will be the kind of friendship that is very unsatisfying", Sukanekou said, feeling philosophical.
[...]
"The people who are stronger will rule, and the people who are weaker will perish. It has nothing to do whether you're 'good' or 'evil', although being evil helps you in life, while being good will result in people taking advantage of you, turning you into their slave, and then they annihilate you, because you refused to compromise your morality even when it comes to your own survival and well-being. I call it the law of inverted karma.", Terry said, explaining the way they saw things.
"The law of inverted karma, as you call it, is a divine test to see what kind of morality we abide by. Principled and virtuous but self-defeating, or victorious but cruel and machiavellian. Personally, I prefer to be the loser who suffers and gets defeated, than causing harm to anyone!", Sukanekou explained.
[...]
"If your happiness depends on what other people do for you, that means they have control over your happiness, and as soon as they notice it, they'll refuse to do what makes you happy unless you obey to their increasingly demanding requirements, therefore turning you into their slave. It's better if happiness comes from within", Terry said, although while Terry was talking, the walls were sometimes making strange, creepy, glitchy sounds, like very low and distorted beeps. Sukanekou thought that was a little strange, but she decided to ignore it. After all, it was much better than having to inhale the skunk girls' gas that poisoned the atmosp̀h̀̏è̏̚r̬̀̏̚_
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"We have finally arrived!", Terry said, smiling, and a little tired of walking that much! They were in front of Room 406, so they were pretty much in the portion of the hallway that contained their rooms. Room 404 for Sukanekou and Room 408 for Terry!
"Yay!", Sukanekou said, squealing from the excitement and jumping up with her hands rised up the air. Then, she almost fell, but quickly managed to regain composure. "Hehe, oopsie, I almost fell⁓", she said, giggling cutely. Sukanekou and Terry see Hårg and Hakim in front of them in the hallway. As soon as Sukanekou saw Hårg, she ran towards him and hugged him. Sukanekou was so happy when she was around her new best friends: Terry, Hårg and Hakim! Her heart was beating fast and she was feeling so happy! Hårg hugged Terry too, and both of them appreciated the hug a lot!
"It's nice to see you two again! Now, if you don't mind, me and Hakim are going to eat something right there at Dining Room 42. We can chat and have fun again later in the hallway!", Hårg said, smiling.
Hakim didn't say anything, he just smiled and bowed to the others in sign of respect and friendship. As soon as Sukanekou and Terry turned their backs around, they heard Hårg and Hakim screaming for help. They turned around and they saw at least ten (or so it seemed) skunk girls grabbing their (i.e. Hårg's and Hakim's) arms and legs, forcing them into Dining Room 42 and immobilizing them, while having a creepy evil sadistic laughter. Two skunk girls were about to fart on their faces, one was about to fart on Hårg's face, and the other was about to fart on Hakim's face. The two skunk girls are pressing their butts right on their noses, it will be awful to smell the skunk girls' farts at such point blank distance. They are in serious trouble, and Sukanekou was panicking and she didn't know what to do to help them. She was paralyzed by fear, she wanted to do something to help them, but what? 'Yourai, where are you?', Sukanekou thought, feeling a little betrayed. "Terry, we have to help them. Let's go ask Mana or Nisha for help", Sukanekou said, with a fist near her chest and feeling really determined to save her friends.
"R-right", Terry said, nodding, even though they were a little scared of the situation. The skunk girls were very powerful.
"My legs are so tired from walking, Terry. I don't know if I can go with you. I'm sorry", Sukanekou said, with her face becoming red as she was about to cry. But then she smiled, she had hopes in Terry!
"Don't worry, Sukanekou, jump on my back! I'll carry you", Terry said, smiling. They were hopeful that things would turn out well, that Nisha would solve the problem. Sukanekou had hopes in Yourai, but it turned out Yourai didn't help.
"Are you s-sure?", Sukanekou said, blushing and smiling. She admired Terry, and was very happy about the idea of jumping on their back!
"To help two friends, well, three friends actually, I'll do this and more. This is the first time I have ever met nice people like you three in my entire life, I want to return the favor", Terry explained, feeling confident in themself.
"Thank you, Terry!", Sukanekou said, smiling and blushing, and happily jumping on Terry's back. She giggled and felt excited about doing that: she loves jumping on people's backs, she thinks it's so cute and silly!
"Let's go! We have two friends to save!", Terry said confidently. In the meanwhile, the skunk girls had already started farting on the faces of Hårg & Hakim.
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"HAAA!!! PLEASE STOP!!! WE BEG YOU!!! HAVE MERCY!!! HELP!!!", Hårg said, while one of the skunk girls was farting on his nose. Even though Sukanekou and Terry were quite distant from the skunk girls, they could still smell their horrendous farts, the smell was noxious, pungent, nauseating.
"Even at this distance, the smell makes me want to throw up. I can't imagine how much Hårg and Hakim are suffering right now. We need to be quick", Terry said, determined to save their friends.
"You care about your friends. You're so virtuous, Terry!", Sukanekou said, smiling and blushing a little. She was really proud of Terry, and Terry enjoyed the praise from Sukanekou.
"T-thank you!", Terry said, blushing and feeling happy. Sukanekou was being carried on Terry's back since she was so tired, and Terry was walking through the hallway of the hotel to reach the entrance and explain the problem to Nisha. In the meanwhile, however, the skunk girls were still making things really stinky for Hårg and Hakim by farting right up their nostrils!
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"URGH!!!", Hakim's eyes were watering, the stench was really too much for him. The skunk girl who was farting on his nose was laughing, she was sadistic and she enjoyed the feeling of Hakim's nose pressed against her ass. She didn't even care about the guy's name, he was like a toy for him, a toy to fart on, and she was having so much fun! Hakim and Hårg couldn't do anything except to wait for Terry and Sukanekou to talk to Nisha about the problem. In the meanwhile, the two had to suffer from the rotten stench. These skunk girls were super mischievous!
"Fufufu, I love making things stinky for everyone⁓", the skunk girl who was farting on Hårg said, before letting out another fart.
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"Urghm...", Hårg dry heaved, it was luck inhaling those foul fumes was sucking out his soul. His eyes were watering and every whiff felt like a punishment. The stink was simply too much for him. These skunk girls who have invaded the hotel were causing such stinky troubles, and even Hakim was really nauseated and grossed out from the stench. Both the skunk girl who was farting on Hårg and the one who was farting on Hakim were having an incredible amount of fun, it felt so intimate to them to have someone having to sniff their rancid gas!
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One of the skunk girls farted again on Hakim, and it smelled really, really bad! "Nnn...", it was almost as if Hakim's eyes rolled backwards from how bad it reeked, and the skunk girls were having so much fun! They thought it would had been a waste to let their farts be wasted in the atmosphere: the right place for a skunk girl's fart is up someone's nostrils, or at least, that's what they were thinking.
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Hårg was farted on again by the skunk girl, the atmosphere in Dining Room 42 had become pretty much unbreathable, Hårg and Hakim were suffering a lot from the stench, every second felt like being one's nose was destroyed by stinky fumes, the two were waiting for Terry, Sukanekou and Nisha to solve the problem, but even one second of waiting was still too much. "Hehehe, our gas belongs to people's nostrils, don't you think? Fufu⁓", the skunk girl who was farting on Hårg said to the skunk girl who was farting on Hakim, and the other giggled and agreed very excitedly: there was no doubt for any of the skunk girls in Dining Room 42: a skunk girl fart not in someone's nose is a skunk girl fart wasted! In the meanwhile, however, in front of the hotel's entrance, Terry collapsed to the floor, tired after having walked over 400 rooms of distance in the hallway.
"TERRY!!! Are you okay?", Sukanekou said, worried.
"I have never felt better, Sukanekou. This is what victory feels like, it seems. I'll get up in a few minutes, don't worry. Now, please, explain to Mana, Nisha or both, what's the problem. We have two friends to save, remember?", Terry said, smiling and feeling determined. Sukanekou smiled and nodded. Suddenly, they heard some very loud electronic music coming from a bus that has just arrived outside of the hotel. It was some really strange music, Sukanekou could heard something like:
♫ A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE! ♫
Outside of that bus, Sukanekou could see there were infinite skunk girls who were dancing to the rhythm of the music, which was now saying:
♫ TRIP ALOSKY! TRIP A, TRIP ALOSKY!!! ♫
Or something like that. The skunk girls were wearing black clothes with white stripes, just like their tail, and on their clothes there is a weird symbol with the writing "Adigas" below it. Despite the loud music, Sukanekou could hear the skunk girl saying she wants to book an infinite number of rooms for tonight. She told Mana that her name was TATYANAAAAAAAAAA(with infinite A's, so she wil be referred to as "Tatyana" for short), and that the bus was an infinite party bus with no seats, and she explained that to identify the infinite skunk girls, she (Mana) could just use their names, which is unique for every skunk girl in that bus, with no homonyms, and that each name had infinite letters. Mana shook her head, apologized and said that there's no way the Hilbert Hotel could accomodate all of them, since the skunk girls in that bus are "uncountably infinite", and the Hilbert Hotel can only accomodate a countably infinite number of new guests. "SUKA BLYAT! We heard this hotel could accomodate an infinite number of new guests, we had no idea there were different kinds of infinities! Well, we're all going to give this hotel a negative review! Good luck with an uncountably infinite number of negative reviews! I hope your blessings are countable! I'm going to give this hotel a punishment! POKA POKA [BYE-BYE]!!!", Tatyana said, turning around, raising her tail and letting out a huge, loud bubbly and airy fart.
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As soon as she farted, the smell immediately reached the nostrils of Sukanekou, as well as Terry's and Mana's. The loud, deafening music was now gone as the infinite bus went away, driving beyond the horizon in search of a different place, but the smell of Tatyana's fart was absolutely horrendous, this was far, far worse than even those skunk girls in Dining Room 21, and probably also the ones in Dining Room 42 could do. Even Sukanekou was gagging really hard from the unbearable, toxic stench. Terry's eyes were watering and they were convulsing on the floor, suffering. Mana appeared out of nowhere with a motorcycle. "QUICK, YOU TWO! Jump on my motorcycle, or we'll pass out from this horrible smell!", Mana said, inviting Sukanekou and Terry to jump on her motorcycle to escape the stench. Sukanekou was not entirely sure where Mana wanted to bring them, but she jumped anyway, and so did Terry. Both Sukanekou and Terry were surprised by how fast the motorcycle was.
"Hey Mana be careful! We might kill someone by running over them with this vehicle, if they happen to be walking through the hallway!", Sukanekou said, worried about the safety of people in the hallway.
"It doesn't matter, Sukanekou! It's better to harm others and save yourself, than defeating yourself by blindly following your naive principles!", Mana said, sure of herself. Soon, the three reached the part of the hallway in front of the Room 10,000.
"Wow... we have travelled far. But at least there's no stink here!", Terry said, smiling happily and taking huge gulps of fresh air as if it was the most delicious thing ever. It was a happy fresh air relief from the stink!
"Are you sure?", a skunk girl said, smiling evilly. Sukanekou turned around and she saw Mana being tied up to a chair by five skunk girls, and four skunk girls behind Terry were grabbing their arms and legs, keeping them from moving. Terry screamed and begged for help, but there was no use, the skunk girls were too strong. Sukanekou started panicking, she didn't know what to do. "Yǔtóng! Set the temperature of every room in the hotel at minus 40 degrees, so none of our victims can go hide there!", the skunk girl said, once Terry and Mana were immobilized.
"Sure, I will!", Yǔtóng said, with an evil grin on her face. Terry's face was contorting, their body was moving in a weird way, their face looked unnatural, creepy, uncanny, their eyes and mouth were distorted, sometimes they became invisible and popped out and in from existence multiple times in a single second. Terry's nose was rotating in a scary way, and strange glitchy sounds came out from the palm of their hands. It was exactly like when Sukanekou first met Terry!
"Fun fact, Yǔtóng, minus 40 degrees is the same temperature both in the Celsius scale and in the Fahrenheit scale! It's pretty damn cold, nobody will go hide here!", the other skunk girl said, laughing. That sure was a fun fact!
"Haha! This fact is very fun, Yǔxī! We will be able to fart in these victims' faces! Infinite skunk girls farting on the faces of infinite victims!", Yǔtóng said, starting to walk towards the thermostat to check it, but Terry's face was [Ê0̙̂_̙̂̈́
]̚1̏̐Ȁ̐̚hey managed to break free from the grip of the four skunk girls, and Terry punch the skunk girl "Yǔxī" on her nose, making her nose bleed and making her collapse on the ground. Sukanekou was shocked by how strong Terry was. Terry dash towards Yǔxī, looking incredibly angry and violent, but eight skunk girls grabbed Terry and kept them from moving. Not even Terry's anger could contain the skunk girls. "Wow, Terry. I didn't know you could be so strong. We might had underestimated you", one of the skunk girls said. Terry looked weak now, but they still looked determined.
"What temperature are y'all going to set the room at?", Terry asked, weakly.
"Minus 40 degrees! Nobody will go hide there!", the skunk girl replied. Terry's face glitched again and they manage to break free from the grip of the eight skunk girls and then Terry punched the skunk girl on her nose, making her collapse on the ground as well. However, the other skunk girls noticed the resistance and now there were twelve skunk girls grabbing Terry and keeping them from moving. "This idiot seems to be powered by us pronouncing the temperature, for some very strange reason. We have no idea why, but let's forbid pronouncing the temperature!", the skunk girl said, with her nose still bleeding, slowly getting up again. Sukanekou then understood, she felt like a very smart skunkie again! The reason why Terry was like that when Sukanekou first met them was likely because of the huge LCD thermometer in front of the Hilbert Hotel. But could it be that only certain temperature scales made Terry glitch? Celsius and Fahrenheit, for sure. All of the other skunk girls also understood. Sukanekou wanted to do something to save Terry and Mana, but she didn't know what. She was sweating anxiously. The skunk girl who was earlier hit by Terry was looking at Sukanekou in the eyes. "Sukanekou, I have a deal for you. You fart on Terry's face, and none of us will fart on your face. If you agree to fart on Terry's face, you'll be spared of the stinky doom that awaits everyone else. Especially considering you're technically a skunk girl like us, it seems like a fair deal to me. If you refuse, you will be farted on by us as well. Deal?", she said, explaining her conditions.
"No! Terry is my friend! As I already explained to Terry once, I prefer to be the loser who suffers and gets defeated, than causing harm to anyone!", Sukanekou said, determined to not cause harm (or stink) to her friend!
"Alright Sukanekou! Get ready!", the skunk girl said, moving her butt closer to Sukanekou's nose.
"NO! NO! NO! NO NO NO!!! I'LL FART ON TERRY! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!", Sukanekou said, begging for mercy, to be spared from the unbearable stink. The skunk girl was laughing mischievously. Sukanekou was feeling helpless.
"Sukanekou, please don't let them manipulate you!", Terry said, begging Sukanekou to stay resilient. Terry didn't want to be farted on by skunk girls, it would had been way too stinky, Terry was hoping that somehow, there would be a good ending to this. That the stinky mischief that these skunk girls were up to would somehow be stopped. The skunk girls were blackmailing Sukanekou into farting on Terry's face, and Sukanekou didn't know what to do. One one hand, she didn't want to fart on Terry's face, but on the other hand, if she didn't fart on Terry's face, then the skunk girls would fart on her face! Sukanekou was really anxious, and out of fear, she reluctantly agreed with the skunk girls' conditions.
"I'm really sorry, Terry. I'm a coward. A vile coward. I might be worthy the title of sheep girl more than skunk girl. I'm very sorry. I hope you will forgive me, Terry", Sukanekou said, feeling sorry for what was happening. Sukanekou pressed her butt right on Terry's nose, and it was weird for Sukanekou to have someone's nose pressed against her ass. It was the first time for her. Sukanekou felt sorry because she knew very well it was gonna stink for Terry. Even though she knew her butt feels nice, soft like a pillow, the gas that comes out of that butt is anything but pleasant. "I'm sorry, Terry, I have to do this! Nnngghhh!!!", Sukanekou said, about to fart on Terry's nose.
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Sukanekou could felt the heat and sourness of her own gas contaminating Terry's nose. Terry's nose was noticeably warm to Sukanekou against her ass. She could feel them squirming and hear them gagging, almost as if the vomit was rising up their throat. Sukanekou could hear Terry screaming and yelling and trying to break free, but the skunk girls behind Terry were keeping them from moving. Sukanekou's farts were so bad that even she was feeling like Terry's face was melting from the stink.
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"I'm sorry, Terry. If I don't do this, the skunk girls will fart on my face. I don't want to do this. I know I said I prefer to be the one who suffers and gets defeated than harming others, but it turns out I'm way more cowardly than I thought I would be. I'm sorry", Sukanekou said, and she started sobbing and was about to cry. Sukanekou's flatulence was so smelly and awful that it felt like not only it was melting Terry's face, but that it was also drowning them under a mountain of putrid stink.The smell was unbearable and Sukanekou could feel Terry struggling with all their strength, but they were too weak, and they had to smell that abhorrent miasma. Their nose was weak and defenseless against the assault from Sukanekou's farts, but there was nothing anyone could do: Terry was too weak, the skunk girls were holding Terry and preventing them from moving, and in any case, the skunk girls were forcing Sukanekou to fart on Terry's nose. If she refused, then the skunk girls would had farted on Terry's nose anyway, but also on Sukanekou's nose. However, Sukanekou was feeling like a smart skunkie again and decided to try her last resort. "Hey Terry. Listen to me, please.", she said, sighing, "Minus fifty degrees". For some reason Terry wasn't glitching nor feeling any anger, but why? Sukanekou didn't understand why. Terry explained that they weren't feeling any anger, because she was not actually praising false temperature scales, she was just saying that to make them angry, and therefore powerful. But because she doesn't actually mean it, Terry wasn't feel angry, and they explained this to her. Sukanekou understood the reason why Terry reacted like that. False temperature scales. Surely the Celsius and Fahrenheit were considered false temperature scales by Terry. Sukanekou had another idea, she hoped it would had been successful. "Oh no, Terry! You're mistaken! I actually measure the temperature in Celsius and Fahrenheit! I have never used Kelvin, let alone Rankine! I know you hate me now, but I think I should had told you this, before saying goodbye. I don't think you'll survive long with me farting on your nose continuously like this. So I figured out I had to tell you, since it might be the last thing I ever tell you", Sukanekou said, trying to provoke anger into Terry.
"I don't believe you! You're just telling me this so that I can use my rage to break free! I know your trick!", Terry said, in an accusatory manner, even though deep down they knew she was doing that to save them.
"Well, look at this if you don't believe me!", Sukanekou said, taking her flip-phone from her pocket and showing it to Terry. The weather app displayed this text:
"Settlement: Kyttwn
Planet: HEX-309F102100
Temperature: 27 °C (81 °F)
Relative humidity: 49%
Wind speed: 5 km/h (3 mph)
Condition: Clear skies"
Still, Terry wasn't glitching, and they were not showing any trace of anger. Sukanekou sighed and simply gave up. She thought to herself that at least she tried her best to save her friend. The skunk girls were looking at Sukanekou in a threatening manner, and so Sukanekou knew what she had to do: she placed her ass on Terry's nose again, and reluctantly decided to keep farting on their face, because otherwise it would be worse for her, without saving Terry. "Well, I'm sorry, Terry. You'll have to smell my farts until these skunk girls will say it's enough. Get ready! Nnnggghhh..."
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Sukanekou felt like she was weaponizing her gas, which was what she was doing. She felt more dangerous than a cherry, but she was forced to do that. Terry was forced to inhale her rotten toots, and smelling one of her farts from up close was already traumatizing enough for Terry, and they were feeling so sick immediately. They felt so nauseous and stinky, and their lungs felt like they have completely rotten and decayed, their nose burned so hard it was going numb. "Try not to breathe in my gas too much, Terry. It stinks so bad. I hope you can survive. NNNGGGHHH!!!", Sukanekou said, getting ready to fart on Terry's nose again.
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"Aaahhh⁓⁓⁓OH SORRY, TERRY! I'm sorry! I hope you'll be okay... oh what am I saying! My farts stink so much, you won't be okay", Sukanekou said, sobbing and starting to cry, "I'm sorry! I have to!"
"That's enough, Sukanekou!", the skunk girl said. Sukanekou started smiling through her tears, she was feeling hopeful.
"Terry will be spared from this torture?", Sukanekou said, feeling happy and excited.
The skunk girl was laughing mischievously. "No, of course not! I'll fart on Terry's face now. Hey Terry, I hope you're ready! Sukanekou's farts were easy mode, mine will be ultra hard mode!", the skunk girl said. There was a shock on both Sukanekou's and Terry's face. Sukanekou looked at Terry.
"That's true...", Sukanekou said, blushing.
"W-what?", Terry was confused, what did Sukanekou mean?
"My farts don't smell as bad as the other skunk girls, because...", Sukanekou started saying, blushing even more, "I'm not a pure skunk girl. My mom was a pure skunk girl, but my dad... he was just a cat boy. Usually, that doesn't happen, but the two were really in love with each other, and so I was born. I'm half skunk girl and half cat girl. That's why my farts don't stink as bad as the other skunk girls. When I was younger, I used to feel ashamed of myself, I used to feel impure, like I was worth half of the others dignity. But no, I'm not half. I'm actually double! I'm worthy! I'm so sorry that a pure skunk girl is going to fart on your face, Terry, but... I can't do anything about it...", Sukanekou said, trying not to cry. The skunk girl laughed mischievously, and she moved her butt close to Terry's face, and soon she pressed her ass right on their nose. There was no way out for Terry, and Sukanekou couldn't do anything to save them from the stench.
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Sukanekou's farts were horrible, extemely pungen and rotten, unbearable even, but this skunk girl's farts smelled even worse. Sukanekou's farts, despite already being unbearable, smelled like a minor inconvenience in comparison. Terry couldn't even stand Sukanekou's farts, let alone this skunk girl's farts. With Sukanekou's farts, Terry felt like their nose was melting, but with this skunk girl's farts, Terry felt like their nose was sublimating (switching from a solid state directly to a gaseous state, for non-nerds). Terry looked like they were agonizing from the stench, it smelled beyond horrible, it was so
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"Yeah, yeah, I got the gist", Yourai mumbled to herself, feeling gassy, "I gotta fart now. Ngh!"
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"Aaahhh⁓", Yourai grinned and let out a sigh of relief, and soon, the stench was filling the room, "Oh myself, that was pretty potent⁓", she said, proud of herself. She looked at the titles of other simulations: The Scene Girlz R Gassy, Most Guys FEAR this gassy girl (NOT CLICKBAIT!), Kvlt ov Flatvlia, Fart torture for the temperature scale heretics... Yourai was interested, but then there was one she thought was genius: "Gassy Sk8eR witch". "Yeah, let's try that one!", she mumbled to herself, starting the simulation.
--- Gassy Sk8eR witch ---
In the city of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈], at 27 Dead End, in a house made of flowers lived a nerdy, somewhat shy vegan guy called Malik, with his pet brachiosaurus Brad. Malik's biggest wish was for a girl with really stinky farts to fart on his face, but he never got what he wanted, so he decided to write fictional stories about girls farting. In his bedroom, he was writing his new story: "Katatophobizden". He smiled and was happy to write the story. "Since I can't have what I want... writing stories makes me feel better", he mumbled to himself, happy, and writing the story:
=== Katatophobizden ===
The land of Katatophobizden was a quirky one. What does "Katatophobizden" mean? Let's find out! The name "Katatophobizden" originates from a polysynthetic indigenous language, and is composed by several bound morphemes, that is, morphemes that cannot appear in isolation (typical of polysynthetic languages):
Ka-: flatulence
-ta-: transitivity marker (in this case, indicates that the flatulence is done TOWARDS something or someone)
-to-: indicates a lack, similar to the Ancient Greek prefix "a-"
-phobi-: indicates an opposition or distate towards the preceding morphemes
-zden: indicates an encouragement
"-zden" is a suffix that indicates an encouragement, as opposed to the suffix "-stan", which indicates an obligation. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE!
"Tomatophobistan" -> Land where tomatoes are forbidden
"Tomatophobizden" -> Land where tomatoes are discouraged
"Katatophobizden" means "land where lack of facefarting is discouraged" (the morpheme -phobi- behind the -zden acts as an antonym, it turns encouragement to discouragement). In Katatophobizden, girls are encouraged to greet other people by farting on their faces. If they don't have to fart in that moment, then as soon as they have to fart, they are expected to do it on the other person's face as a greeting.
This is the story of Ishaan and Shira. They are just friends for now, but something more was growing between the two. But, they haven't talked about it yet. In the forest of Katatophobizden, north of Shira's house, Ishaan was walking, he decided to search for Shira, as he wanted to spend some time with her. Shira was also walking in that forest, because she wanted to spend some with Ishaan. After some time, the two met and hugged each other warmly.
"I'm so happy to see you!", Shira said, while still hugging Ishaan.
"Me too!", Ishaan said, super happy.
"Oh, this is amazing! I'll greet you properly later", Shira said, smiling.
"Yay! I love being greeted by a girl!", Ishaan said, grinning enthusiastic.
"That's the spirit!", a fairy said, and she started playing the flute. Soon, the other fairies, elves and even a gnome started dancing to the music. Another fairy started singing.
♫ Katatophobizden, we encourage it, then! ♫
♫ Katatophobizden, let's go to fairies' den! ♫
♫ Katato, katato, so tragic, such bravado! ♫
♫ Katato, katato, it's not for you nor me! ♫
The fairies started playing a flute solo, and everyone was dancing in an even more euphoric manner. That music felt like magic, and even Ishaan and Ashira were dancing enthusiastically.
♫ I drink ketchup, not blood ♫
♫ Katato: I'll greet you now ♫
♫ On your face I'll twerk my booty ♫
♫ I won't let you touch my booby ♫
♫ Your face on my ass ♫
♫ The gnome has now an axe ♫
♫ Katato is no more, pal ♫
♫ Katato's never been! ♫
"Wait, I can greet you now! Put your nose right here!", Shira said, euphoric, pointing at her ass with her index finger. She didn't need to say it twice, Ishaan put his nose on Shira's ass pretty much immediately.
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"Argh, I keep forgetting how bad your farts smell!", Ishaan said, moving his nose away from Shira's ass and fanning the air with his hands. And yet, he decided to ask something a little weird to Shira, "But still, I'd love to be greeted by you a lot later, while we watch a movie⁓", he said, smirking. It was a little weird, because even though it was standard for a girl to greet people by farting on their faces, Ishaan's request was like if someone in [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈] asked to be repeatedly being told "Hello!", multiple times, after that person has already been greeted. It was indeed a little weird, and Shira didn't understand why Ishaan was requesting such a thing, but she shrugged and decided to go along.
"Uh, ok...", Shira said, a little confused but willing to do that.
"Thanks! You're an amazing friend!", Ishaan said, jumping happily in the air. Shira smiled.
"You're welcome! You too are an amazing friend!", Shira said, blushing a little, wondering if this could become more than just a friendship. The two were in love with each other, but were too shy to admit it. "Let's go to my house now, we can watch a movie while, uh, while I keep greeting you whenever I have to!", Shira said, smiling.
"Yay!", Ishaan said, moving euphorically. The two walked towards Shira's house, and entered it. They sat on the couch, and then Shira kept changing the channels until she found something that she was interested in.
"The Princess in the Fortress", Shira said, excited, "This movie looks so cute! Now, Ishaan, lie down on the couch so I can put my ass on your face and greet you whenever I have to. I don't know why you want this, but if it makes you happy, I'll do it for you⁓♥", she said.
"Thanks Shira, you're amazing!", Ishaan said, lying down on the couch, and then Shira put her ass on his face.
"You're welcome Ishaan! Now, let's watch the movie. Well, I watch it, you listen to it since you have my ass on your face, but this movie is gonna be super cute even just to listen to it, hehe, aww⁓", she said, happily.
≡≡≡ The Princess in the Fortress ≡≡≡
Since she was a child, Princess Anastasia was locked in her room by her mother, the evil Queen Penelope. Princess Anastasia's room was on the highest floor of a really high fortress, and the door of her room was locked, so there was no way she could escape from the fortress. Her hair was extremely long, since she had never had her hair cut in her life. She wondered what the outside world was like, and for most of the time she just watched things from above, from her window. 'If only I could be out there', she thought, sadly.
=== Katatophobizden ===
"That's rather sad", Shira commented, "But the movie is so cute, it's about a princess, so it has to be cute. Let's see how it continues. Also, I'm able to greet you again now, Ishaan, get ready, NGH!"
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"Urgh...", Ishaan groaned, Shira's fart was really stinky, but he was able to keep his nose on her ass, 'damn, she stinks, ugh...', he thought in his mind. Shira giggled, she loved how stinky her farts were.
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Princess Anastasia was really bored. In order to spend her time, she did two things mostly: look at the outside world from her window, and smelling her own farts. She couldn't do much else, after all. However, one day, her life changed dramatically. This is the story of how Princess Anastasia's life changed thanks to a handsome gentleman.
=== Katatophobizden ===
"She found love? Whoaaa this movie is so cute, uwiiiiii⁓♥", Shira commented, wiggling from the joy.
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"Ah, I'm so gassy, hehe⁓♥", Shira said, while Ishaan was having difficulty keeping his nose on her ass, considering how bad her farts smelled, but it would be shameful for him to admit that a girl's farts were too stinky for him, so he just kept sniffing even though it stank.
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"PRINCESS ANASTASIA!!!", a handsome man yelled from below. Princess Anastasia looked at him, he looked as small as an ant, but he could clearly see how beautiful he was. She immediately fell in love with him. "I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, PLEASE LET ME IN!", he yelled. He had to yell, since he was so far away. Princess Anastasia had a genius idea on how to let him in. She placed her hair outside of the window, and it was so long that her hair reached the ground.
"CLIMB!", Princess Anastasia yelled, and the man did exactly that, he started climbing the fortress using Princess Anastasia's hair as a rope. After a while, he finally reached the top of the fortress, where Princess Anastasia was locked in.
"Here's a book for you", the man said, "I cannot read or write, so I don't know what the book is about. I hope you'll find it entertaining and that it will keep you company. I'll leave now"
"Wait!", Princess Anastasia said, "Before you leave, at least tell me your name!", she said.
"My name is Josh", he said, and then he quickly started climbing back down.
"Thank you!", Princess Anastasia said, while Josh was climbing down.
"You're welcome, Princess!", Josh said, smiling. After a while, Josh climbed back down to the ground, so Princess Anastasia placed her hair back inside her room, even though the lowest part of her hair were now dirty of sand and mud.
"Eww", Princess Anastasia said, "But that's how life is outside! Dirty! I love it!", she mumbled to herself, grinning. She looked at the book Josh gave her, and the title made her raise an eyebrow, it was really weird. Regardless, she decided to start reading it.
≣≣≣ Hugs to genocide pipeline (written by Dr Hugo Genova) ≣≣≣
"Hi everyone!", I said to the crowd. "This is the presentation of my new book, 'Hugs to genocide pipeline'. I'll explain what this book is about", I said, and the crowd cheered. "My name is Hugo Genova, I'm one of the leading sociologists in this city. Now, here's a question: who here loves hugs? Raise your hands, don't be shy, hehe", I asked, and most people in the crowd raised their hands. Some didn't, but that was ok, the important thing was that most people in the crowd loved hugs. "Hugs are amazing, and they give benefits too! A 20 second hug is known to release oxytocin, which... does good things, for sure. Yeah. Hugs are the best thing in the world!", I said, the atmosphere was so lovely. I love being such a famous scientist!
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"Yeah, hugs are amazing. I've never gotten a hug, but I know they're good. I wish somebody gave me a hug...", Princess Anastasia mumbled to herself, sighing, "But at least I can have fun in different ways", she mumbled.
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She placed her hand behind her ass and fanned the gas towards her face, "Uff... so smelly⁓♥", she commented to herself, and then kept reading the book that Josh gave her.
=== Katatophobizden ===
"Yay! I KNEW this movie had to be super cute! It's about a princess, who reads a book about hugs. Uwiii⁓♥", Shira said, incredibly excited, "Ngh⁓♥"
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"Aaahhh, this was rumbly⁓", Shira said, satisfied. Ishaan was having trouble breathing Shira's toots, they were rotten! Shira kept watching the movie.
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Princess Anastasia exhaled through her mouth, her fart was very stinky, and she enjoyed 'marking' the air with her gas, that made sure that place was her room! She was marking her territory with her flatulence. While inhaling her gas, she kept reading the book she had received from that beautiful man named Josh.
≣≣≣ Hugs to genocide pipeline (written by Dr Hugo Genova) ≣≣≣
"But there may be some people you may not want to hug", I said to the crowd, "And that's perfectly okay! You don't have to hug someone if you don't want to. It's okay to set boundaries. Your body, your choice!", the crowd cheered in agreement, I knew I was saying the right thing.
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"Yeah, right! I'd never hug my mom, she's the one who locked me here since I was a child!", Princess Anastasia mumbled to herself, feeling a little resentful towards her mom, the evil Queen Penelope.
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"Oooomgh, my farts stink so much, I love them⁓", Princess Anastasia mumbled to herself, satisfied.
=== Katatophobizden ===
"I agree, you don't have to hug someone if you don't want to. It's ok! Though, hugs are better, right Ishaan? Ngh!", Shira said.
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"URGH! I guess...", Ishaan said, having trouble speaking due to the stench, he was being farted on over and over again. Ishaan asked for it, but he wasn't expecting Shira to be so gassy!
"That book contains good lessons about life, I like it! It was a good thing that Josh gave it to Princess Anastasia, even though he didn't know what it was about!", Shira commented, while the smell of her own fart reached, "Phew, Ishaan, my farts stink. Are you enjoying it? Hehe⁓", Shira asked.
"Y-yeah...", Ishaan said, trying not to cough.
"I'm glad⁓♥", Shira said, happy, "Let's keep watching the movie!"
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The air in Princess Anastasia's room was getting stinkier, and Princess Anastasia was getting a little dizzy, but she loved the feeling. She thought that was the closest thing to wine that she could experience in her life. She kept reading the book.
≣≣≣ Hugs to genocide pipeline (written by Dr Hugo Genova) ≣≣≣
"Not only it's ok for you to not hug certain people, certain people don't even deserve your hugs!", I said, and the crowd cheered. I imagine there were plenty of people who didn't deserve hugs. I love being praised for my speeches and books!
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"Damn right!", Princess Anastasia mumbled to herself, "My mom doesn't deserve hugs. Ever!", she commented.
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The room kept getting stinkier, and even Princess Anastasia was having some trouble breathing in her own stench.
=== Katatophobizden ===
"I'm not sure about this", Shira said, "Do some people really not deserve hugs? It seems a little unfair... but I can understand Princess Anastasia's feelings. But... she'll forgive her mom, right? It has to be, this is a movie about a princess, it can't be anything other than cute!", Shira continued.
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'Urgh... I'm gonna die if I keep breathing her farts, they're putrid...', Ishaan thought to himself, but he didn't say anything, though he was seriously considering giving up: Shira's farts were so stinky!
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The air in the room was becoming thick with Princess Anastasia's farts, and she kept reading the book while basking in that rotten stench.
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"To be honest with y'all...", I continued, "There are things other than hugs that some people don't deserve! They don't deserve your love, your attention, your help. Cut contact with toxic people, they don't deserve you. It's for your own peace!", I said, and the crowd was as enthusiastic as never before! I know I'm saying the right things!
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"Uh, I guess... I mean, that's a little drastic, but ok...", Princess Anastasia commented while reading the book.
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"Gosh, it's becoming unbreathable in here", Princess Anastasia mumbled, coughing a little from the smell of her own fart.
≣≣≣ Hugs to genocide pipeline (written by Dr Hugo Genova) ≣≣≣
"You know what else some people don't deserve, other than your hugs, your love, your attention and your help? They don't deserve TO LIVE!", I said, and the crowd seemed to agree super enthusiastically. Hehe, I guess there's a lot of resentment towards at least one person in most people's lives! I can fully take advantage of this now. "Yeah, some people definitely don't deserve to live!", I said, and the atmosphere in the speech hall was lighting up. I love it! "But, now, here's a question from me. Is anyone perfect?", I asked.
The crowd said "No" but some added "it's ok to not be perfect!"
"I asked if there was anyone who was perfect, not it if was ok or not, YOU IDIOTS!", I said, angrily, trying to get the speech in a certain direction.
The crowd said "no, nobody is perfect". My eyes lit up in mischief.
"Whatever those people who don't deserve to live did... you too have those characteristics hidden somewhere in your life. Everyone has a dark side, it's foolish to deny it. Don't pretend you're morally superior to your enemies, you too are fucked up, deep inside, just like everyone else. Nobody deserves to live. So, everyone who's listening to this, or reading this in my book: go out, kill everyone you meet, and then, when you made sure you've killed everyone and nobody survived, kill yourself!", I said, and the energy in the hall was just incredible. A violent mosh pit started, and I was glad I started it.
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Princess Anastasia was charmed by those words. She knew it was a good idea to follow Dr Hugo Genova's advice. That book was the best thing that ever happened in her life! Princess Anastasia let out a huge growl. Her teeth changed: they became similar to the teeth of a T-Rex. She was feeling an incredible amount of energy inside her body. She dashed towards the wall of her room and destroyed it with a single punch. Her hair was extremely long, and she used that hair as if those were the wings of a pterodactyl, which allowed her to fly and safely reach the ground. She growled and ran towards a triceratops, killing it with a single punch. She started devouring the raw meat of the triceratops. Her mother, Queen Penelope, was horrified by what she saw. "Anastasia!", Queen Penelope said, in shock. However, Princess Anastasia just let out a massive growl, slapped her mother, beheading her and killing her immediately. Then, she ate her mother in a few bites. She loved the taste of human blood. Then, Princess Anastasia went on a rampage and started killing every living being she met, humans and dinosaurs alike.
"Princess Anastasia, I'm glad to see you again! Did you like the book I gave you? What was it about?", Josh asked, curious. Princess Anastasia just devoured him alive, ripping his internal organs to shreds. Her jaws were as strong as those of a T-Rex. In front of Princess Anastasia, there was a pre-school bus lead by a velociraptor. It was called "Dino-Bus®", and it was full of toddlers who were going to pre-school.
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Princess Anastasia took the Dino-Bus® with her own hands: she was as strong as a Titanosaurus, and then she threw the Dino-Bus® on a wall, killing the velociraptor who was leading the bus, as well as all the toddlers inside. There was no survivors, it was a bloodbath: the inside of the bus was full of toddlers' blood and internal organs. She kept going all day, and when she was sure of having killed everyone, she jumped of a cliff close to the coast, and then she drowned to death in the huge Panthalassan Ocean.
THE END
=== Katatophobizden ===
"Uh, this was a little strong for a princess movie...", Shira said, sweating a little, with a nervous smile on her face.
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'I'm glad the movie is over, I can't keep going like this, I'll tell her I've had enough of her farts, I need fresh air, ugh...', Ishaan thought to himself, "Thanks for the greetings, Shira", Ishaan said, pushing her away a little bit and getting up from the couch, gasping for air.
"Hehe, were my farts stinky enough for you? Hmm⁓♥", Shira said, satisfied of her 'talent'.
"Yeah, no doubt! Anyway, that movie is fictional, don't think too much about it. As long as it doesn't happen in real life, in Katatophobizden or elsewhere, we'll be fine!", Ishaan said, smiling.
"You're right, Ishaan!", Shira said smiling and kissing him, "Your face stinks, though, you need a shower". The two laughed happily.
--- Gassy Sk8eR witch ---
"What an amazing story I've just written", Malik mumbled to himself, "But it was just fiction... these things only happen in fiction...", he said, a little disappointed, but still happy to have written a story like that.
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"Ha! What an idiot! You're part of a fictional story, too! A simulation created by my dad. You really have no self-awareness, do you?", Yourai mumbled to herself, laughing at Malik, "Alright, then, as soon as you'll sleep, I'll give you what you want⁓♪", Yourai said to herself, entertained by the plot of the simulation.
--- Gassy Sk8eR witch ---
After eating dinner, Malik went to sleep. In his dreams, a mysterious figure appeared in the fog. "W-who are you?", Malik asked, confused.
"My name is Yourai Livingstone, I am the goddess of farts!", the mysterious figure said, "I know what your biggest desire is. I can give you what you want", she explained.
"R-really? You can?", Malik asked, shocked.
"Yes, that's what I just said. All you have to do tomorrow morning is to pray to me. Pray to the goddess Yourai Livingstone. Remember this", Yourai said.
"I'll do it, I promise!", Malik said.
"Good, see ya!", Yourai said, smirking while disappearing in the fog.
When Malik woke up, he felt disillusioned. "Ah, it was just a dream", he mumbled to himself. "But, wait a moment, what if it's true?", he wondered, then he laughed. "No way, it was just a dream... my mind making up weird stories when I sleep. That's what dreams are", he said to himself, "But... trying won't hurt. Just in case. Nothing's gonna happen, but still, why not...", he mumbled, then he kneeled and prayed to the goddess Yourai Livingstone so that he could find a girl willing to fart on his face. Then he had breakfast. He waited all morning, and nothing happened. "Maybe in the afternoon...", he mumbled to himself, eating his lunch and feeding some Brachips® (vegetable snacks for Brachiosauruses) to his pet brachiosaurus Brad, then he hugged Brad's leg, he was so happy to have such amazing pet! He waited all afternoon, and nothing happened. In the evening, still nothing. "I should had expected that", he mumbled, sighing, "it was just a dream, after all. How stupid I was to believe it", then, he had dinner and went to sleep. The next day, he went outside for a walk and a breath of fresh air, he smiled, and realized that disappointment arises after extremely high expectations. It's better to temper one's expectations in life in order to be happy. Late in the evening, he went to sleep. The next morning, he woke up. At some point in that day, however, he received a call from his friend Adam. Malik's flipphone rang (a rare event), and then Malik answered the call. Adam told Malik to be careful of a mischievous emo witch girl called "Streghetta". Adam explained that he shrunk his friend Eric and put him inside her panties, and then she kept farting over and over again. Adam explained Streghetta's challenge: a skateboarding challenge. Adam had to copy Streghetta's moves at the skateboard. If he won all of them, Streghetta would let Eric free, but if Adam lost the challenge, then Streghetta would shrink Adam and trap him too inside her panties. Adam explained that in the end, a swarm of wild pterodactyls attacked Adam, and therefore Streghetta made the pterodactyls go away with one of her farts and let Eric free anyway, since she didn't want people to suffer from a reason that was not her farts. Adam warned Malik that Streghetta is very dangerous, and that if he ever meets someone dressed like a witch, the best advice is to avoid her at all costs. Malik asked Adam if he had her number, and Adam said of course not. Malik said he understood, closed the call and jumped happily. 'The prayer towards Yourai Livingstone worked!', he thought, happily, and then he went outside, bringing his binoculars and his extremely advanced flipphone with him, and climbed on top of Brad, sitting on his head, so that Malik could see everything from above. He used his smart binoculars and connected them to his flipphone. Through that method, he could get Streghetta's phone number. After some time, his smart binoculars detected the name and phone number of a girl dressed like a witch. "Name: Streghetta", and even the phone number was visible. "Awesome!", Malik said, and then he climbed down his brachiosaurus' head (jumping off would had been extremely dangerous, considering how tall brachiosauruses are), and went back to the ground. At that point, he called Streghetta's number. She replied! Malik's heart was beating in excitement. 'Finally, I can have what I want!', Malik thought, shivering from the anticipation.
❮❮Who are you?❯❯, Streghetta asked, replying to Malik.
"M-my name is Malik... I know, it's creepy for a stranger like me to call you like this... s-so... I understand if you don't want to... but if you want to... we can... m-meet each other?", Malik said, stuttering anxiously.
❮❮Alright, where shall we meet?❯❯, Streghetta asked.
"At my house... I live at 27 Dead End... I've heard that your... f-farts... are really stinky... I'm curious... OH NO!!! I shouldn't had said this!!! I'm sorry!!! I'm so sorry!!! Please forget what I just said", Malik said, with his voice sounding like he was starting to panic.
❮❮Oh gosh Malik calm down please! I don't mind! You're fine! I'll be there soon! Please wait!❯❯, Streghetta said, ending the call, wearing her shoes and going outside. She sat on her pterodactyl Pterry, preparing to go to 27 Dead End. Of course she also brought her skateboard with her, she never goes out without her skateboard.
❮❮27 Dead End...❯❯, Streghetta mumbled, riding her pterodactyl Pterry, flying through the skies, to the destination. Malik could see her coming on her pet pterodactyl, through his binoculars.
After some time of flying, she arrived to the destination: 27 Dead End. She gave Pterry some headpats, and said: ❮❮Good pterodactyl, now you can return home⁓♥❯❯, and Pterry started flying through the skies, to return home. Pterry always did a good job when it came to transport.
"H-hi...", Malik said, stuttering shily and heavily blushing. Today he was wearing a t-shirt with the text 'vegan' printed on it. In order to impress Malik, Streghetta decided to perform some tricks with her skateboard.
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"Whoa...", Malik was impressed, she looked very skilled at skating! "As I told you earlier... my name is Malik, and this is my best friend Brad!", he said, pointing at his pet brachiosaurus, "Brad is a herbivore, and I'm a vegan... we're very similar to each other in many aspects! I love dinosaurs... and plants! My entire house is made of flowers!", he said, introducing himself.
❮❮I'm happy whenever I return home and see Pterry, so yeah, I can understand what you feel. Pets are amazing!❯❯, said Streghetta, smiling as she thought about Pterry. ❮❮Brad is HUGE, though...❯❯
"He is! But he is perfectly domesticated. I wonder if anyone ever managed to domesticate a spinosaurus or a T-Rex!", Malik said, wondering.
❮❮I don't think so, those creatures are monstruous! Anyway, Malik... you said you were curious about my farts?⁓❯❯, Streghetta said, with a proud smirk on her face.
"W-well... two days ago I've prayed to the goddess Yourai Livingstone, that I may meet a gassy girl with really stinky farts soon. Yourai Livingstone is the goddess of flatulence... n-not in the sense that She's good at farting... but She's an anthropomorphic female divine representation of flatulence, She has almost unlimited knowledge when it comes to farts. It seems like Mrs Livingstone answered my prayers. I've heard that your farts are really stinky, so, even though I'm very shy, I wanted to try to contact you, so I can know you and become your friend. If this makes you uncomfortable, I understand... sorry...", Malik said, blushing.
Streghetta laughed. ❮❮I'm not uncomfortable at all, Malik. I can let you smell my farts if you want to... or even if you don't want to⁓❯❯, she said, giggling. When she said 'even if you don't want to', Malik got bad vibes from her. Could it be that she's actually an evil witch, just like Adam said? 'No way, Adam exaggerated, this girl doesn't seem THAT bad', he thought, smiling and feeling happy. ❮❮I have to warn you, though, you'd better stay away from me during full moon. That's when I become a gasbag❯❯
"W-what?", Malik was confused, he didn't know what she meant.
❮❮3,000 years ago, Vasküi sent a curse to one of my ancestors. It's a curse that transmits from mother to daughter. During full moon, the farts of those who are afflicted with this curse, and therefore mine as well, become extremely stinky, one fart and a room becomes absolutely putrid for a while, even stinkier than my usual farts. I would never afflict anyone to such a noxious miasma, I wouldn't go that far, the smell is absolutely unbearable!❯❯, said Streghetta, shuddering at the thought of her own farts during full moon. They certainly were nostrils burners, and perhaps lung destroyers as well. Even she was scared of her own farts during full moon, she has to sleep in a well-ventilated room. In her house, there are infinite well-ventilated rooms, but not all rooms in her house were well-ventilated.
"Did your ancestor consent to the curse, though?", Malik asked.
❮❮Of course not! It was a non-consensual curse! And now, because of that, during full moon my farts are so stinky that your nostrils will burn and your lungs will rot if you sniff my farts. It's like your face would melt from the unbearable stink! They're way stinkier than my regular farts, which are stinky enough to burn your nose already anyway❯❯, Streghetta explained.
"That's... that's amazing! I'm curious to see - or smell - for myself how stinky your full moon farts are! Please...", said Malik, blushing a bit, with pleady eyes, and an excited smile.
❮❮No way! My full moon farts are too stinky! I can let you smell my normal farts, though. I think I have one ready now⁓❯❯, Streghetta said, rubbing her belly, with a proud grin on her face, ❮❮Are you ready?⁓❯❯, she asked, giggling.
"On my face, please!", said Malik, begging Streghetta to fart on his face.
❮❮Are you sure? My farts stink really bad! They're hot and putrid! Are you sure you want me to fart right on your face?❯❯, Streghetta said, with a proud smirk. If Malik confirms, she'll fart on his face with no hesitation whatsoever.
"Yes, please! Since when I was a child, I've always wished for a girl with really stinky farts to fart on my face! Now Yourai Livingstone has granted my wish! Please, fart right on my nose!", said Malik, begging, almost crying, he'd been waiting for a moment like this for such a long time.
❮❮Alright, as you wish⁓♥❯❯, Streghetta said, walking towards Malik and pressing her butt against his nose, she could feel some gas building up inside her belly, ready to be let out. She was about to fart on his nose, and she was really happy of doing that. Her butthole was warm and slightly humid, Malik was excited to be experiencing such a thing in his life, finally.
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❮❮Aaahhh⁓⁓⁓♥♥♥❯❯, she sighed and smiled as she release a huge, rotten, hot, nauseating fart right on Malik's nose. He was overwhelmed by the heat and the stench (but mostly by the stench) of her fart, it hit his nostrils with a nauseating putridity that made him gag and almost want to throw up. He couldn't keep his nose pressed against Streghetta's butt, he immediately pulled his nose away so he could breathe some fresh air, but her fart stunk up the air outdoors, and Malik's house, made of flowers, started wilting, as well as all the flowers that he had in his garden. The rancid stench felt like a curse that was afflicting his plants, his nose, his lungs and his sense of smell. Streghetta's gas was almost unbearable, so he couldn't stop coughing and gagging, the stench of her fart was now stuck in his nostrils and it would take some time for it to go away. Malik was shocked, if that was one of her regular farts...
"If this is one of your regular farts, I can't imagine how bad your full moon farts smell", said Malik, dizzy and nauseated, trying not to cough as he was speaking.
❮❮My full moon farts smell WAY worse than this. Trust me, you don't wanna smell them!❯❯, Streghetta said, smiling and nodding. In some way, she was very proud of her full moon farts, even if their stench was beyond noxious. It would be absolutely unbearable for anyone to stay in a room where she farted during full moon, even with her windows open. Not even she would condemn someone to such doom, it was a sulfuruous stench like rotten eggs that somehow were rotting again. Now, Malik's house has wilted, the flowers that his house were made of couldn't withstand such putrid miasma.
"Whoa...", Malik was very impressed, he was happy to have met such a gassy girl, the prayer to Yourai Livingstone has worked, even though Streghetta's farts smelled so awful that they made him gag and want to puke, it was very difficult to stand that smell, breathing that gas in was surely a challenge. "I would love to be your friend, Streghetta", said Malik, blushing.
Streghetta blushed too. ❮❮Uh... alright. Shall we go to Panthalassa Beach? What do you think?❯❯, she suggested, smiling.
"Sorry, Streghetta, I'm scared of the beach. There's always that sign 'beware of the kronosauruses', and I've heard they bite swimmers, sometimes severely injuring or even killing them. The beach lifeguards make a good job preventing most accidents, but not all. And I don't like just standing on the beach. But we can go to one of my favourite restaurants, Nutrition-27 of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈], I can let you try some really tasty vegan food!", Malik suggested.
❮❮What food?❯❯, Streghetta asked, curious.
"It's a surprise!", said Malik.
❮❮A surprise? What if I'm allergic?❯❯, Streghetta said.
"In that case I'll eat that food and order something else for you. Don't worry", Malik said, smiling and nodding.
❮❮Alright, let's go!❯❯, Streghetta said, jumping on her skateboard and ready to go to the Nutrition-27 of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈].
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❮❮Aaahhh⁓I needed to let that one go⁓♥❯❯, Streghetta said after she released another one of her typical rancid farts that burned one's nostrils, that fart made Malik cough, it was really pungent and rancid, but at that distance it was not unbearable, at least. Still, it smelled rotten egg to make him cough. Malik was surprised, he'd heard that she was a really gassy girl, but he didn't imagine she would be so gassy, and he didn't think her farts would smell so pungent that his nostrils would burn from the noxious stench. He jokingly wondered whether his lungs would eventually suffer some damage if he kept breathing in her farts.
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❮❮Whoopsie, I'm really gassy today, must be the Pteringles® I ate today⁓♥❯❯, she said, giggling, and she laughed as Malik couldn't avoid coughing as the pungent stench invaded his nostrils. Even outdoors, her farts were really rancid, they should not be underestimated, though at that distance they were not unbearable yet. But, receiving one of her farts on one's nose was surely a nauseating experience.
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❮❮Aaahhh⁓well, now we have arrived❯❯, she said. In front of her, there was a building with the text 'Nutrition-27 of [R̀È́D̀́̂À́̂̃C̀́̂̃̄T̀́̂̃̄̆È́̂̃̄̆̇D̀́̂̃̄̆̇̈]' in front of her.
"No, that's just a hologram, the actual restaurant is a little bit down the street, in that direction", Malik said, pointing at the direction of the actual building.
Streghetta groaned, she sighed and then she farted:
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"Do you seriously just keep farting all the time?", Malik asked, he was shocked just how gassy she was. And how bad her farts smelled, too! It reminded him of a mini volcano that keeps erupting! Malik loved volcanoes, they reminded him of the geological shifts that create new supercontinents! Streghetta just giggled and proudly nodded.
After some time of walking (and in the case of Streghetta, some time of skating) they arrived at the actual restaurant. It looked exactly like the hologram, except it was the actual building.
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❮❮Well, I need to let it out before we go in to the restaurant, don't you think? Fufufu⁓♥❯❯, she said, giggling as she watched Malik's face seem so nauseated and dizzy from the pungent stench of her farts. It looked like his nose was on fire or something. Malik was already starting to miss being able to breathe the fresh, odorless air. Now he had to breathe in Streghetta's noxious farts almost all the time, she farted really often and they always smelled so pungent, awful and toxic!
They entered the building, and Malik orderer a special food for Streghetta. He also ordered a can of Coca Cholera for himself.
❮❮That drink is pretty cancerous❯❯, Streghetta said, rolling her eyes.
"It is, and that's the fun part!", Malik said.
❮❮I agree. Please order a can of Coca Cholera for me, too!❯❯, Streghetta said.
"Alright", Malik said. The two cans of Coca Cholera arrived and both Malik and Streghetta drank it.
After some time of waiting, the food arrived. It was a plate of strange blue noodles that looked quite creepy.
❮❮What is that?❯❯, Streghetta asked.
"These are the Distorpors, a tasty vegan food that creates a small space-time distortion around them where everything is much smaller than the surroundings and time passes much faster. You should try them, they're really delicious!", Malik explained.
Streghetta was very excited and quick to use her fork to try eating the Distorpors. However, as soon as her hand was too close to the plate, it became much smaller than the rest of her body and she could feel it aching and burning. She screamed in pain, especially since she wasn't expecting anything like that to happen, even though Malik basically explained it. Streghetta removed her hand from the vicinity of the Distorpors, raising her eyebrows as that was a strange thing that happened.
❮❮What... the... hell❯❯, Streghetta said, with a serious face.
"Since your hand is so close to the Distorpors on the plate, it has become much smaller than the rest of your body, and since time passes much faster near the Distorpors, your blood is flowing much faster in your hand than in the rest of your body, causing you a burning pain"
❮❮And this was the special food you wanted me to eat?❯❯, Streghetta said, starting to feel annoyed. She wanted to try eating those Distorpors anyway, so she tried to pick the Distorpors with her fork, while trying to keep her hand as far from the Distorpors as possible. However, her plan went wrong since the Distorpors started to hiss at her like a very angry cat.
❮❮What the hell happened? Malik?❯❯, Streghetta said, startled.
"The Distorpors don't like being eaten with a fork or any other artificial object. You need to eat them with your hands", he explained.
❮❮Sounds like this food is sentient, then. Are you sure it's a vegan food?❯❯, Streghetta said, raising her eyebrows.
"Yes, it is a vegan food. Vegan means that it's neither dinosaur meat, nor something that is derived from dinosaurs, like eggs", Malik explained.
❮❮What about milk?❯❯, Streghetta asked.
"Milk? Dinosaurs don't produce milk! Only humans do", he explained.
❮❮Right...❯❯
Soon, the Distorpors started spitting a corrosive liquid from their infinite fractal mouths. Even though infinite mouths were spitting a corrosive liquid, the total quantity of the corrosive liquid that was spit was finite. And yes, this is a mathematically coherent proposition!
Streghetta jumped backwards from her chair in order to avoid the corrosive liquid from hitting her. ❮❮I think my food wants to kill me! Well, thank you Malik, but I'm gonna go home now❯❯, she said, hugging Malik, with some quick pats on his back, and then she left.
Malik had to pay for what he has done: 27 Drachmas for the two cans of Coca Cholera and the plate of Distorpors. "This was the best day of my life", he mumbled to himsel, dreamy, while still in the restaurant.
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"Yeah, yeah... I'm getting pretty bored. I guess it's enough for today", Yourai said, stretching and deciding to return home. However, she noticed a weird text written on the wall of the simulations room.
"You are in Layer -1
Enjoy your stay"
"Uh? What does that mean?", Yourai asked to herself. She then shrugged, "Ah, nevermind", she said, but then, before returning home, something caught her attention.
"Yourai Livingstone", she said, reading the title of one of her dad's simulations, "Did my dad create a simulation about me? How weird!", she said. She watched herself watching herself watching herself [...] ad infinitum. It was kinda creepy, but the thing that made her feel a little uncomfortable was that the writing on the wall in each simulation was different. In the simulation that Yourai was watching, it said:
"You are in Layer -2
Enjoy your stay"
The version of Yourai in that simulation watched another Yourai, who found herself in a simulation where the writing on the wall said "You are in Layer -3. Enjoy your stay" and so on. There were infinite layers of Yourai watching herself inside a simulation. Yourai started sweating anxiously, but then she sighed, she thought that was just something weird created by her father. At some point, something happened, and it made Yourai panic. Behind her, in each simulation, there was her dad, Albert Livingstone, dressed like a gnome and armed with an axe. Yourai was paralyzed by fear, she couldn't even turn around. She kept looking at the simulation, her dad was target Yourai with his axe. Then, he hit Yourai with an axe, cutting her head off. Yourai screamed in fear as she saw infinite versions of herself being beheaded by her own dad. However, Yourai turned around, and there was nobody around. All those infinite versions of Yourai that got beheaded, were all inside the simulation. "What a shitty joke...", Yourai said, still panting from the fear, "my dad has an awful sense of humor, what the fuck was that, I thought it was real...", she said, and then she looked again at the simulation: infinite versions of herself with their heads cut off. It was nothing less than grotesque. She wondered what that simulation was about. "Maybe it was just a joke...", she said to herself. Then, within the simulation, the infinite versions of her dad walked away, except the one in Layer -2.
"Don't ask why I did this. Just know I did it for your own good, Yourai! There are dangers out there that you cannot even comprehend! I'll do everything to protect you. I'll try my best... please be careful out there. Stay away from this laboratory, Yourai! Please... I love you. Don't put yourself in danger, please...", the Albert Livingstone from Layer -2 said, looking at the "camera" of the simulation, right in Yourai's eyes. He looked sad and worried. Yourai felt a chill of terror on her spine.
'What does all of this mean?', she thought, shivering in fear. Then, the Albert Livingstone from Layer -2 walked away, leaving the simulation called "Yourai Livingstone" with a scene of infinite dead bodies of his daughter behind a screen that showed yet another dead body of Yourai and so on, forever. A very macabre Droste effect, an infinite recursion of dead bodies of herself. That was definitely something Yourai didn't want to keep seeing, and so she went forward to be distracted by something else.
"Coming next:
• The Anunnaki's secret eugenics experiments
• [Lost Treasures] Plum vs Nokia 3310
• panthalassan skunk girl marina
• (read more...)"
"These are the simulations that my dad will create next...", Yourai mumbled to herself, interested, but then she looked back, and the "Yourai Livingstone" simulation was still displaying an infinite recursion of dead bodies of herself. Yourai no longer felt comfortable being in that room anymore, so she decided to return back home. She smiled, because despite that last simulation she saw, she had lots of fun overall. She decided to come back to the laboratory more often, with the same excuse as before! "My dad will believe anything I say, after all, I'm an angel, hehe!", Yourai mumbled to herself, happy. She then exited the laboratory, locked it with the key, and went back home. When she went back home, however, she saw something really weird. Her dad was tied up on the couch, dressed like a gnome, and her mom (Yourai's mom, Kimiko Koishi) was feeding him grapes. On the ground, close to the couch, there was an axe dirty with a red liquid. 'Is that blood?', Yourai thought, trying her best to conceal her fear from her parents. "M-mom? Why is there an axe covered in blood on the ground?", Yourai asked, struggling to maintain her angelic persona.
"Ara ara, sweetie⁓", Kimiko said, smirking, "Your dad is a good boy", she said, patting Albert's head, "He discovered a method to remove seeds from grapes, by just using an axe. That red liquid is not blood, it's just grape juice. Now I'm feeding these grapes to your dad: no seeds, confirmed!", Kimiko said, grinning and feeding Albert with those grapes seductively. Yourai thought there was something weird in this explanation but she decided to keep her angelic face nonetheless, as that was what her parents knew her as.
"Yay! You're a genius, dad! I'm so proud of you!", Yourai said to her dad, dancing happily. Her dad muttered something incomprehensible while he was tied up and chewing grapes. He had a really weird expression on his face, he looked like he wanted to warn of something important. "Hehe, dad, you shouldn't speak with your mouth full, you know that, hehe⁓", Yourai said, giggling.
"Ara ara, you're right, Yourai⁓", her mom said, "Did you have fun with your friend today?", she asked.
"Oh, dad told you about that! Yes, very much, mom, we went to the restaurants and had so much fun today!", Yourai said, with her usual angelic face, "I'm going to my room now. Mom, dad, call me when dinner's ready!", Yourai said, and then she went to her room. After some time, dinner was ready, and so Yourai went to the kitchen. "Mom, where is dad?", Yourai asked, wondering.
"Ara ara, your dad went to check his simulations, one of his coworkers warned him that there had been some anomalies in some of his simulations⁓", Kimiko said. Yourai started sweating anxiously, and giggled nervously.
"Hehe, yeah, working on those simulations must be so hard... with all those errors, hehe...", Yourai said, she was having a really hard time maintaining her usual angelic face. 'I have to look calm', she thought, almost panicking. She quickly finished her dinner and said: "I'll go back to my room! Thank you for the dinner, mom, you're amazing as always!", she said, and then she quickly ran to her room. She was shivering in fear, confused, she didn't know what all she saw meant. She went to sleep with her nightside lamp on. Then, after some point, she fell asleep. A mysterious figure appeared in the fog.
"W-who are you?", Yourai asked, afraid.
"My name is Meros, I am from Layer 0. I am the author of the story you're in, 'Yourai Livingstone'.", I told her.
"Layer 0? Wait, does that mean... my reality is fictional?", Yourai asked, with existential dread.
"Yes, Yourai, your reality is fictional. It's a fictional story called 'Yourai Livinstone' that I'm going to post on DeviantArt and Neocities", I told her.
"Oh my god...", Yourai said.
"That would be me. I am the creator of your world. I am your god", I told her.
"Layer 0... is that the base reality?", Yourai asked me.
"Maybe. I've been trying to find an answer to this question for years, but I've found no evidence so far. No evidence that this is base reality, no evidence this is a simulation. I've learned to accept the uncertainty", I told her.
"I see... thanks for telling me, Meros", Yourai said, trying to make sense of everything she had seen so far.
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And now that this story is completed, I can proceed to publish it on the World Wide Web.
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Lord Kelkos was in his spaceship, he had just finished watching the sensorial experiences of a Boltzmann Brain who perceived itself as someone whose Internet username was "Meros": an avant-garde fart fetish writer. "So... Boltzmann Brains exist, and can have coherent experiences", Lord Kelkos said. His wife, [[[[[, smiled.
"Yes, indeed, sweetie Kelkos. That was a disembodied brain created entirely through random fluctuations of entropy. A brain with false sensorial experiences and false memories of their entire life. There is nobody called "Meros", their entire life was fake. Due to the harsh conditions of outer space, Boltzmann Brains get annihilated instantly. All those memories... they're about events that never happened. How sad that is, right? Living a false life", [[[[[ said, with a serious smile on her face.
"B-but... how can I prove that I'm not a Boltzmann Brain?", Lord Kelkos asked, feeling a little unsettled.
"Boltzmann Brains have false memories of their pasts, all they can perceive is their present sensorial experiences and their past memories. If you can feel time passing, then you're not a Boltzmann Brain. Meros was a Boltzmann Brain, but you are not, Kelkiepie... you are real!", [[[[[ suggested.
"B-but... nobody can feel time passing... all that exists is the present... and the memories of the past... they're just present mental fabrications of what we perceive as the past... we cannot prove the past actually existed...", Lord Kelkos said, trembling. [[[[[ was having difficulty disproving that statement. After all, it was unfalsifiable.
"But does it actually matter, sweety Kelky? If you want, I can fart on your face. I know that makes you feel better. I mean, it worked last time when you had read Descartes⁓", [[[[[ said, happing to make Lord Kelkos happy by farting on his face.
"Uh, ok...", Lord Kelkos said, sighing and looking at the mirror. In the reflection, he could only see himself. [[[[[ wasn't there on the mirror. Just himself. He turned around, and [[[[[ was still there. Lord Kelkos shook his head, he understood that didn't matter. [[[[[ placed her ass on Lord Kelkos' nose, and was about to let one rip!
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"Ugh, it stinks!", Lord Kelkos said, sniffing his wife's gas. It was really pungent!
"Yes, Kelkiepatootie, my farts are pretty rank⁓", she said, smirking, "it's exactly what you need right now. It even fixed the anxiety you had after you read about the inductivistic turkey by Bertrand Russell. My farts are special⁓", she said, happy to be able to calm down her husband so easily. "Here's another dose, ngh⁓"
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"Ah, that was a doubly tooty for my cutie patootie⁓", [[[[[ said, cutely.
"Urgh, it smells like a galactic sewer!", Lord Kelkos said, moving his nose away from [[[[['s ass. She raised her eyebrows.
"Honeykelkie, I know my farts stink, but could you please put your nose back on my ass? If you don't smell my farts you're gonna overthink about the Boltzmann Brains again! And then, what next? The illusion of Maya? The sorites' paradox? The consequences of a spatially infinite Universe? What a five-dimensional hypercube would look like? That's what happens if you don't smell my farts, Kelkos my dear!", [[[[[ said, with a serious expression on her face.
"Argh... fine! But just so you know, your farts are rotten!", Lord Kelkos said, reluctantly placing his nose back on his wife's ass. He wasn't wrong, her farts were really stinky!
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"URGH! Your farts smell worse than Uranus!", Lord Kelkos said, gagging, but [[[[[ grabbed his head and kept it on her ass.
"The stinkier the better! Sniff deeply! Ngh!", [[[[[ said.
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"Urgh... my nose is frying... I'm gonna throw up...", Lord Kelkos said, his eyes were watering a little.
"Keep sniffing, better have a headache from my farts than from thinking too much about the Riemann hypothesis! NGH!", [[[[[ said, she was super gassy!
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"MGHR....", the smell was rotten, Lord Kelkos could feel his lungs rotting from the stench.
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"Holy crap!", Dr Hugo Genova said, waking up in his bed, feeling a little disoriented, "What an insane dream I had...", he said, mumbling to himself. He dreamed about a certain man on a spaceship, a certain "Lord Kelkos", who analyzed the sensorial experiences of a Boltzmann Brain who experienced itself as an avant-garde fart fetish writer whose Internet username was "Meros", who wrote a story about a girl called "Yourai Livingstone" who interacted with various simulations, including one called "Gassy Sk8eR witch" where one of the characters, Malik, wrote a fictional story called "Katatophobizden" about two friends, Ishaan and Shira, who watched a movie called "The Princess in the Fortress", about a girl, Princess Anastasia, who was given a book by a guy named Josh. The book was... "Hugs to genocide pipeline... that's the book I published yesterday!", he mumbled to himself. "Urgh, this dream made me feel a little dizzy. Oh, I almost forgot! Today there's the presentation of my new book at the hall! I need to get ready!", Dr Hugo Genova said to himself, taking a shower, having breakfast and getting ready for the presentation. Dr Hugo Genova is one of the leading sociologists in the world, and with his new book "Hugs to genocide pipeline", he was hoping to cause some strong reactions, as well as people who understood the true message behind the book. Dr Hugo Genova went outside of his house, his limousine was waiting for him. He entered the limousine and smiled.
"So, Dr Genova, how do you feel about the presentation? Are you happy? A little anxious of talking in front of a crowd?", the driver asked, smiling.
"Hehe, a little bit of both, I'd say! But I'm really glad to be able to share my ideas about sociology. My new book has some strong ideas, some may be a little controversial, but all of them may lead to interesting debates!", Dr Hugo Genova said, smiling, excited for the future of his career as a sociologist. He looked at the sky through the window of the limousine, and he noticed the clouds had weird shapes. One of them was a combination of letters, he could clearly see the clouds making up the text "Layer +2". He giggled to himself, that was an interesting text that the clouds were making up. He wondered what that meant. However, as the effect of the LSD was fading, Hugo Genova was returning to reality from his psychedelic trip.
Hugo Genova is a resident of the hippie village of Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Located on the outskirts of Los Angeles, Paradise City is a self-sustaining intentional community of farmers and workers. "Ah, I see you're returning home already, Hugo!", his friend Ricardo told him, "what was your LSD trip about?", he asked.
"I was a leading sociologist in a huge metropolis. I wrote an interesting book, and I was about to read it in front a huge crowd. It was amazing. The best trip in my life. I just wish it was real", Hugo said.
"The important thing was not whether it was real or not, but the fact you experienced it. Plus, someone is here to bring a gift for you⁓", Ricardo said, and then, Veronica walked in front of Hugo.
"So, Hugo, would you like me to fart on your face, like we usually do? I know you love it⁓", Veronica said, grinning happily.
"Sure!", Hugo said, smiling.
"Well then, press your nose against my ass, I'm really gassy as usual⁓", Veronica said, pointing at her ass with her index finger. Hugo did as she said, and then...
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Veronica let out a really loud and stinky fart on Hugo's face. "Urgh, it stinks! But I love it so much!", Hugo said, sniffing deeper and letting the rotten gas fill his lungs.
"Haha, I know you love my farts, Hugo!", Veronica said, getting ready to let out another fart, "Luckily for you, I'm super gassy⁓♪"
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"Urgh, it's rotten... it's better than weed!", Hugo said, sniffing more, even though his eyes were starting to water from the stench.
"No doubt it is! Oh, one more!", Veronica said, "Ngh!"
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"Ah, that one was airy⁓♪", Veronica said, satisfied, "It feels so good to fart on your nose, Hugo. Oh, here's a big one coming! Breathe deep! NGH!"
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"Aaahhh, so big⁓", Veronica said, feeling very
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"What... the... fuck...", Yourai said, while watching the content of a simulation created by her dad Albert Livingstone. The simulation was called "Hugo Genova". Earlier that day, Yourai managed to trick her dad to let her stay in the laboratory. She falsely claimed that a friend of hers was going to take her to the restaurant, and that the two would meet at the laboratory. Albert Livingstone always trusted his daughter, because she always looked so angelic. So, Yourai went to the simulation room and watched two simulations: "Two nerds create Gaian gods on their PC", where two nerds create some digital gods, such as Yahweh, Allah, The Prime Mover, "The One", "The Monad", Brahma, Yaldabaoth (the Demiurge), Atum, Ra and many others, who then proceed to create a Universe where there is a planet known as "Earth" where humans live, but she thought that simulation was boring so she proceeded to look at another simulation called "Hugo Genova". Watching that left her confused, with more questions than answers. Who is Hugo Genova? Why is the Yourai Livingstone from Layer -1 so gassy? What is the meaning of the story of Hugo Genova? Yourai was having a headache. She turned her head to her left, and she saw a writing on the wall of the simulations room in the laboratory:
"You are in Layer +3
Enjoy your stay"
"What a load of bullshit!", Yourai mumbled to herself, "My dad is genuinely unhinged", she said, tired of the simulation room. "I have seen enough", she said, shuddering from the horror of what she saw. She exited the laboratory, locked it with the key, and then she returned home. While at home, she had her usual angelic smile. "Hi mom! Hi dad!", she said, hugging both.
"Aww, you're so adorable, Yourai!", her dad Albert Livingstone said, hugging her back. He was still wearing his scientist coat. He loved wearing that! Then, Yourai hugged her mom, Kimiko Koishi, a fast food worker.
"What an affectionate daughter! Did you have fun with your friend at the restaurant today?", her mom asked, smiling.
"Yes, mom, it was the most fun day of my life! I'm so happy!", Yourai said, with an angelic smile on her face, "I'm going to my room now. Mom, dad, call me when the dinner is ready!"