Trip to Xhamsterdam (post-minimalist version)

I've just met one of my best friends, Zara. I tell her that one of my biggest desires since when I was a child is to be farted on by a girl, especially if her farts are really stinky, and today is my lucky day, because she just told me that she's willing to do that.

"Oh, of course, my friend, if that makes you happy, I'll do it! You're such an amazing friend, I'll do this for you, no problem!" - she said, smiling happily.

Awesome, I'm so excited for this! I'm definitely ready to have some fun!

"To be honest, buddy, I'm hyped to fart on your face, I can't wait to do that!" - she said, with her eyes sparkling with excitement.

After some time, she had a fart ready to let out, and of course, as we already agreed, she let it rip right on my nose.

"Ahhh~hehehe~" - she giggled as soon as she farted on my nose, she's clearly enjoying that very much.

I was hoping that her fart would be some kind of putrid biohazard that smelled way worse than rotten eggs, but strangely, it doesn't smell at all.

Zara is blushing cutely, she's so adorable, aww! I hope at least some of her next farts will be smellier, because I don't like it much when a girl farts and it doesn't smell.

Some time has passed, and now she's walking towards me again, putting her butt right on my nose just like she did before. I wonder if her next fart will be smeller than the last one. I mean, I'm not expecting her to release some bio-weapon gas that will smell so bad it will make me puke instantly, but I'd like it to be at least a little bit stinky.

"Get ready, my friend, I'm about to fart again, hehe~♥" - she said, giggling excitedly and farting directly on my nose again.

Whoa! This time, I could immediately feel a hot, putrid wind blowing against my nose. The stench is so awful that it immediately made my eyes water, my nose feels like it's burning... this fart Zara just let out is really burning my nostrils. It smells so bad, phew! I gag a little and try to endure this rotten stench, but it's useless as it's making my eyes water even when I don't breathe it in. Even trying not to breathe is useless, because I can still feel the putrid stench around my face and if I try to keep my mouth open I can taste the disgusting stench, it's making me feel like my nose and face are melting! I gag uncontrollably as this noxious flatulence is surrounding my face and it feels like being inside a cloud of deadly stench. It's embarrassing to admit it directly to her, but her gas smells so bad that I... well, I'm about to declare defeat, basically.

Zara is laughing a lot because of how intensely I'm reacting to the smell of her fart. How can it be that one fart is completely odorless and the next one smells so deadly? That really caught me by surprise! I think Zara is really enjoying my disgusted reaction, she looks pretty proud of how bad her farts smell, too!

I told her that I needed a break from smelling all this putrid gas, so I walked away a bit and breathed some fresh air. Her fart was stinking up the air really badly so I had to walk away a bit to recover my lungs from the noxious fumes. I'm nauseous now and I need some fresh air that doesn't smell bad. What do I want? Do I want her farts to be so stinky that there's no way I can stand the smell, or am I hoping that her farts won't be too stinky so that I can prove her how strong I am? Not even I know, but in any case, I'll have fun sniffing her farts. That last fart she let rip could peel the paint off the walls, for sure. I was caught by surprise by how bad it smelled, that's for sure! Looking at her face, she looks pretty proud of that fart!

I went back close to Zara and this time she sat right on my face, with her ass right on my nose. Her ass was a bit sweaty and smelled a little bit, even without her farting.

"Hehehe~♥" - she just giggled and then she released yet another putrid fart on my nose.

As she let out her noxious gas right on my nose, my nostrils are being filled with a stench that reminds me of rotten cabbage and rotten eggs. I think her gas could stink up a large room really quickly, it's that stinky. Even worse than rotten eggs that are somehow rotting again. Yeah, her farts would definitely smell worse than that. I can't stop coughing and gagging from this nauseating eggy stench. Each breath is making me want to throw up, and I can hear her laughing at my reaction to the smell of her nostril-burning gas. The worst part is that she farted right on my nose, her gas was pushed into my nostrils and there was no way for me to not gag from that putrid stench! Her farts surely are extremely pungent, smelling them makes me want to throw up! Hers are the kinds of fart that can stink up an entire submarine immediately, and she's letting them rip right on my nose! This miasma is truly rotten and extreme, sniffing room-clearing farts at point-blank distance is definitely a disgusting and stinky experience.

"Hehehe~hahaha~♥" - she's giggling and laughing at how I'm reacting to the smell of her farts, I'm gagging so much it's sounding like I'm dying from the stink, I thought that was what I was hoping for, but the smell is just too putrid and extreme for me. Perhaps I do want a girl with stinky farts to fart on my face, but her farts shouldn't smell as bad as this girl's. I gasp for air as I try to not throw up from the awful stench that I'm inhaling, and after I admitted that her farts were 'a bit' too stinky for me, she got up from my face while I was so nauseated I felt like I was going to throw up sooner or later.

She's looking at me, with a teasing smirk on her face - "Hehehe~♥" - she's just giggling as I'm unable to stand the noxious stench of her rotten farts. The smell is still lingering in my nose, I feel like my nostrils are on fire, and everytime I breathe, it's difficult to not gag. The stench is permeating the air and lingering, it seems like the smell is not going away soon, the cloud of stench is thick and putrid, I better walk away from Zara. "Hehehe~♥" - she's just giggling proudly as I'm recoiling at the thought that my nose was stuck on her butt when she farted! Bleh!

Zara is looking at me, winking playfully, she's rubbing her belly and is ready to release another fart.

"Yes, my friend, I'm going to fart again, I'm a really gassy girl, didn't you know~♥~mmmggghhhooohhh~~♥♥"

She just released a loud, rumbly and stinky fart that smelled absolutely horrible, right into my nostrils, even staying close to a garbage bin would be less stinky than being farted on by this girl Zara. This putrid gas is spreading around the air, surrounding my face, and it's making me choke, it's absolutely vile!

She just laughed and hugged me, and then, I just walked around away from her to get some fresh air from all her stinky farts that I had sniffed from her butt. While I was walking around, she called my name.

"Heyyy [name]!!!"

So I went to her direction.

"I'd love to fart on your face again~♥" - she said, she looked really happy and excited!

I groaned a bit but after all, I like it when she farts on my face, even though her farts smell incredibly putrid, so I just smiled and was laying down the bed again, waiting for her to fart on my face again. She sat on my nose, with a really energetic mood, smiling and confident. She pulled her panties down and placed her feet around the sides of my head, putting her naked butthole right on my nose. She didn't fart immediately, and that makes sense, one doesn't fart literally all the time. After some time, she did fart right on my nose.

"Aaahhh~yes, I love farting on you~♥"

This fart of hers smelled quite putrid and strongly sulfuric like the previous ones, too! It seems like this fart too is quite pungent, definitely a strong smell of sulfur and nastiness, breathing her fart is clearly difficult, but not impossible. The smell of putridity is filling my nostrils and lungs, and my first reaction is to gag uncontrollably, which was something that made her giggle. This is a stench that should not be underestimated, it's stinky enough to make me gag, my eyes are watering and my nostrils are filled with this really strong and eggy stench.

"Hehehe~ooohhh, are my farts too stinky for you, uh? Hehehe~♥" - she said, giggling and teasing me because of my reaction, the more I coughed and gagged from the stench of her farts, the more she laughed and teased me, and I love when she does that because it's something that turns me on even more! And it's obvious that she's about to fart again - "mnghm~♥"

Phew!!! I totally would had never expected her farts to smell THIS bad, before today! It stinks really bad but somehow I can tolerate this nasty stench, even if barely, so I just keep breathing it in even though it smells so bad that it's making me nauseated, and I feel like I may throw up sooner or later.

Of course, her farts are indeed very stinky, but I wonder whether they'll be stinky enough to actually make me throw up. Well, I'll wait and I may find out if that happens. Her farts smell so bad that there is absolutely no way I could handle that smell for any prolonged time, that's why I have to take breaks sometimes and walk around away from her. Her farts are smelly enough to make me gag, it's a stinky yet fun challenge for me to try my best to stand the rancid stench of her farts, and see how long I can endure the smell for.

"Hahaha~♥" - she laughed because her farts were making me gag and I think her farts may be stinky enough to make anyone run away gagging and gasping for fresh air.

The smell is still lingering and I'm still coughing from the intense hot stench that is burning and spoiling my nose and face, and feeling happy that Zara has really smelly farts, and most importantly, that my wish of being face-farted by a girl with really stinky farts has finally come true today! This nasty stench of rotten eggs is making me want to puke, and I love how difficult it is to breathe without at the very least coughing, if not gagging! It kinda smells like rotten eggs, but more sour and nasty! And I love how she teases me about my reactions!

"Hehehe, I'm glad that you're enjoying smelling my farts and that I can make you happy in this way~♥"

The smell is lingering near my face and my hair and face are being drenched in this putrid eggy stench that would make the more sensitive people throw up pretty quickly.

"Get ready, my dear friend, I'm about to fart again~♥" - she said, getting ready to fart on my nose again, "mmmggghhh~♥"

Eww, she farted again! I'm strong enough to stomach this, but I wouldn't recommend this to people who are sensitive to bad smells! Phew!!! Breathing with this stench blasted right up my nostrils feels like a chore, but I do really enjoy the challenge provided by her farts. Her farts have a very sour rancid smell and I love every bit of it, I'm waiting for her to fart on my nose again, and again, and I think she'll do that because Zara is a very good friend of mine and the kindest friend I have ever met in my life! I'm not sure why, but I really enjoy gagging and feeling like I need to throw up due to me sniffing a girl's stinky gas. I love being overpowered by Zara's putrid, nasty farts.

"Here's one more~♥"

This one is even stinkier than the last and I'm having serious troubles smelling it, but I like challenges, so I try to ignore the fact that it's a putrid stench wafted directly into my nostrils. I'm loving this moment, I'm feeling so happy and satisfied, and it's also thanks to the fact I'm so confident, if I were nervous and shy I would had never told her about my wish and this would had never happened! Her farts are very stinky, and some of them are even the room-clearing types of farts, and having those farts can be quite dangerous to have on your face because they can make you feel really dizzy. The stink is lingering but I do my best to endure it, I need to prove her how strong and tolerant my nose is. I shall enjoy sniffing her gas for as long as she wants to fart on my nose!

"Mnghm~♥"

Eww... eugh! PHEW!!! This stench is absolutely rotten and overwhelming, I'm gagging so much that I feel like I may throw up on my shirt, but it's actually so exciting and arousing! The girl is giggling and laughing at how nauseated and disgusted I am of the smell of her farts, and I love how she does that!

"Aaahhh, I'm so gassy~♥~mnghm~♥"

EWWW!!! EEEWWW!!! PUUU!!! GAAAHHH... I'm gasping for air and gagging, and Zara is laughing at me gagging at the overwhelming stench of her nose-burning flatulence blowing from her ass directly into my nostrils at point-blank distance. My 'victory' is not guaranteed, consider how noxious her farts are! She keeps laughing at how I sound like I'm about to throw up from the smell, but, I don't want to give up! I keep breathing her gas in, despite how badly it stinks, so that she can see how resilient my nose can be!

"Hehehe, I'm farting so much, mnghmooohhhmg~♥"

Here she farts again. I manage not to cough, this time, but breathing this stinky gas is not an easy task, but I still love this moment. It smells so bad, I wonder if I'm going to be so sick from breathing in these putrid revolting fumes. It smells so bad that it almost feels like I'm about to vomit! I can't even imagine how bad it would smell if she forced me to smell her deadly farts for hours on end! My nose would want to kill itself. I'm taking whiffs of this sulfuruous miasma and I feel like my stomach is churning from these putrid fumes that smell so bad I wouldn't blame anyone if they couldn't endure this horrible nauseating stench.

"Mnghm~~~"

This nasty stench won't let my nose breathe in peace! But after all, this is exactly what I have asked. I gag happily with a smile on my face and a burning sensation inside my nostrils and lungs.

"Aaahhh, mnghm~♥"

I've smelled so many of Zara's farts for the smell to start making me feel dizzy. This stench of rotten eggs, putridity and decay is making my eyes water and my stomach churn, but after all this is exactly the fun part! All these fumes from her ass are getting into my lungs. Bleh. She keeps laughing at how nauseated I am and when she does that, she never fails to make me feel even more aroused.

"Mmmhhh~"

I smell her gas again, stinky as always, this smell makes me feel like I'm about to suffocate. Yeah, the smell of Zara's farts is terrible.

"Hey sweetie, would you like to receive a dutch oven from me? I can trap you under the blanket and fart~♥" - she asked me, and of course I accepted without hesitation! Okay, maybe a little bit of hesitation, her farts are so stinky being trapped under the covers with her gas won't be a joke!

"Hahaha~♥" - she laughed, she knows her farts reek, and that's why she's having so much fun making me smell them, she's so damn proud of how bad her farts smell and you can tell just by looking at how she's putting a hand over her mouth and blushing happily while giggling. She's extremely proud of having incredibly stinky farts.

I felt confident and went under the covers, nervous yet excited to know how bad her farts will smell trapped in such a close, small place like that, where I'll be trapped so that I can sniff her concentrated farts, awesome!

Zara pushed her butt towards my nose while I was trapped under the blanket, and then, not longer after, she farted.

It was kinda loud, but completely odorless. I literally couldn't smell anything! That's strange, considering her farts are usually very stinky, but it's understandable that farts don't always smell the same.

After some time - "mnghm~" - she farted again.

Her fart definitely smells worse than the last one... which was odorless, but whatever. It smelled even worse than her average farts I was smelling earlier! The smell is impossible to ignore, it smells like a super putrid rotten egg that has exploded under the blanket and it's absolutely filling the air under the blanket with a pungent, nauseating stench that I'm finding very difficult to tolerate. This fart she just released is noxious and toxic! I gag and complain about the stench, and Zara laughs and lets me go. When she lifted the blanket, it's like the rancid gas escaped from it and started dispersing itself through the air. She's very amused at how I couldn't handle the stench of her farts, and kept giggling and teasing me for that.

"Hehehe, your nose is kinda weak, isn't it~♥"

I love how proud she is of how bad her farts smell, and how she's teasing me for being unable to tolerate her stinky farts. Her gas is surely not to be underestimated!

I wanted to prove her how resilient my nose was, so I got myself under the blanket again so that she could fart again. She giggled and was ready to fart on my nose under the blanket again.

"MNGHM~"

This fart she just let out was slightly less stinky than those I've smelled earlier when she was face-farting me while I was laying down on the bed, and yet, within a small confined space such as that under the blanket, it smelled awful, and I couldn't help but gag, my eyes were watering from the stench, but despite that, I've managed not to give up. Once again, my reaction was making her giggle cutely. Without saying anything, she just giggled even more and farted again under the blanket while my head was still under there.

"Aaahhh~ooohhh"

It was not odorless, but it was not unbearably stinky either. It was a very noticeable smell of rotten stuff, very sulfuruous, and yet, unlike her usual farts, it was quite easy to just sniff it. It didn't make me cough or gag, or my eyes water, it smelled rotten and quite strong but easily bearable.

"Mmmmhhh~♥"

Suddenly and without warning she farted again, and... immediately after sniffing, it was something truly deadly, the smelliest I've sniffed from her so far, I fear this fart of hers may knock me out if I don't get out of this blanket quickly. It's really the worst thing I've ever smelled in my entire life! Damn, these fumes that just escaped from her butt are almost melting my face from how lethal they stink! Even after sniffing it for half a second I'm already gagging and my eyes are watering, it's an absolutely putrid and nauseating fart, I whine and complain that I wanted to get out from the blanket, and Zara giggles and lets me out with me half-dead from the stench and desperately needing some fresh air.

After having so much fun sniffing her farts, I hug her, thank her and walk away, smiling and feeling grateful for the amazing (and stinky) experience she provided me today!