Thunder I.A. is a girl whose farts smell bad and she lets out a blast of electricity whenever she farts. Cold S.A. is a boy whose farts smell like mint and it feels really cold.
They were at school and they were following their lesson.
Cold S.A. asked if it was possible to divide something by zero and the teacher said:"no".
He thought that if you divide a pizza with 0 people, everyone would get infinite pizza. And somehow, he was right.
The thought of infinite pizza made him feel happy, the problem was nobody would eat that pizza since it was divided with 0 people.
After thinking a lot about pizza, Cold S.A. was hungry and he ate a pizza during his lunch break. The pizza tasted really good.
Thunder I.A. went near him and asked what time is it. Cold S.A. told her:"It's noon" and then she ate the pizza with him.
It was the beginning of an amazing day, but it was starting to get really hot inside the classroom and the air conditioning didn't work, so Cold S.A. made a fart that made the air much cooler.
PFFFRRRTTT
The temperature dropped by 10 degrees and everyone in the classroom thanked Cold S.A.
"Good job!", said everyone.
Cold S.A. was happy he could help. Now they could finally breathe in the classroom and there was an awesome smell of mint spread across the room. Everyone was happy and continued to follow the lessons. Thunder I.A. asked the teacher how was the air conditioning invented. The teacher gave a detailed explanation and everyone was amazed at how people could live without it in the past.
The lesson was over and the math teacher arrived and they began doing a lesson.
The students didn't understand math very well and they had many difficulties in doing a math problem.
They wanted to use the computer but the electricity was missing, but Thunder I.A. had an idea!
She wanted to use her farts to get the electricity back, but there was a problem: her farts smelled bad!
"I have an idea but you have to tell me if it's a good idea!", said Thunder I.A.
"Please tell us!", said another student.
"I fart and the electricity goes back!", she said.
Everyone was scared: her farts smelled, like, really bad.
"But we can't breathe if you fart!", said the student.
"You can stand it!", said Thunder I.A smiling.
PSSSSSSFFFFFFTT
Thunder I.A. made a fart and the computer was on, they could finally do their research about math!
But, sadly, the smell of Thunder I.A's fart was too stinky for their classmates to handle.
"Ewww! I can't breathe!", said a student.
Suddenly, everyone started panicking because of the disgusting smell of rotten cabbage that spread through the room.
"THUNDER I.A.!!!", said the teacher, covering his nose.
"I'm sorry but... you have the electricity back!", said Thunder I.A.
Everyone started gagging and opened the windows, but sadly the horrible annoying smell of Thunder I.A.'s deadly fart was still there.
Everyone ran away screaming, to the lunch room.
Everyone was having tea to recover from the noxious smell, but the tea was too hot. Luckily, Cold S.A. knew the solution.
PRRRBBBTTT
He farted on everyone's tea and then it was at the right temperature. Everyone drank it and it tasted awesome!
"I'm sorry for the smell, you don't want to enter that classroom for a month!", said Thunder I.A. giggling.
Everyone said:"ewww Thunder I.A." but then laughed happily.
Everyone liked Cold S.A.'s farts, but not in winter, because once he made the classroom so cold everything was frozen. His classmates liked the classroom to be cool, but not too cold.
They went into another classroom that didn't smell bad and continued the lesson. Math problems were all solved and everyone was happy. Thunder I.A. got an A on her math problem and was so happy she wanted to celebrate with a glass of lemon juice.
The lemon juice was really delicious and she was amazed at how good life can be. She really liked her life so far, she was having fun with her friends but then she saw a bully: he was hitting another boy!
"STOP!", said Thunder I.A. screaming.
"Or else?", said the boy, proud of his strength.
"Or else I'm gonna fart on you! And my farts smell really bad you know!", said Thunder I.A.
"Girls don't fart", said the boy.
As soon as he said that...
PRRRFFFTTT
He was zapped by electricity and screamed. He ran away really fast and decided not to bully anyone anymore.
"Thank you Thunder I.A. you are my hero!", said the victim of the bully, but then the smell of Thunder I.A.'s fart hit him.
"Oww it STINKS!", he said, screaming and running away disgusted.
"And my duty is done!", said Thunder I.A. dancing happily.
Then they went outside, it was a really hot day and the heat was difficult to stand.
"It's so hot!", said a student, sweating from the intense heat.
Cold S.A. knew what he had to do.
"Where is Cold S.A. when we need him?", asked that student.
"Someone called me?", asked Cold S.A. smiling.
"Yes, please, make a cold fart and make the air around us cooler, please, we're roasting! I can't stand it anymore!", said the student.
PRRRSSSFFFTTT
Cold S.A.'s fart made the air a bit cooler and good smelling but it quickly dissipated and the air returned as hot as before. The student was very disappointed by it and not even Cold S.A. could do anything to make the weather cooler.
"Let's go back inside!", said Cold S.A.
Inside the air was much cooler and the students enjoyed the cool temperature. School was almost over and everyone was tired from all the lessons but it was worth it to get a job and live a normal life.
Thunder I.A. wanted to be an electricist while Cold S.A. wanted to be a meteorologist. May their dreams be fullfilled.
The wind was not blowing outside, and that was quite annoying because a nice blast of cold winds were what the students needed. Luckily, Cold S.A. made their dreams come true. A natural air conditioning that pleased everyone on hot days. But to switch a true air conditioner on you would need electricity, and that's where Thunder I.A. was needed.
Both brought nice cold weather to the people who were suffering from the heat.
A family called the two heroes to make their air conditioner work again and they went to the family's house.
"So, the air conditioning doesn't work?", asked Cold S.A.
"That's it", said a person.
"No worries, I produce my own electricity!", said Thunder I.A.
PRRRFFFTTT
Thunder I.A. let out a loud and smelly fart that switched the air conditioner on, but the smell in the house was unbearable: it stunk like rotten eggs, cabbage and pungent vinegar.
"You're welcome!", said Thunder I.A. smiling while the family was suffering from the horrible stench that permeated the whole house leaving no room for clear air, even the dog was almost threw up.
"We've done another good thing!", said Cold S.A. giving Thunder I.A. a high five.
The family couldn't stand the smell anymore and went outside to breathe some non-stinky air.
"I think I have a fever, I don't feel well", said Thunder I.A. touching her face.
"I have a solution!", said Cold S.A. farting in her face.
PRRRFFFTTT
Thunder I.A. immediately felt better and kept walking home.
"Mom! Today school was awesome!", said Thunder I.A. eating baked beans.
"I'm glad you liked it, do you know if by any chance a metal band is going to play in our town?", asked her mom, who was a huge metalhead.
"I don't know, check on the Internet", said Thunder I.A.
She then began studying but she didn't want to study so she played videogames alone. She wanted to play with someone because she was a bit sad, so she called Cold S.A. to come and play videogames in her room.
They played an adventure-survival game and see who can survive the longest. Cold S.A. was winning because he was really good at playing videogames but Thunder I.A was getting a bit angry so she had an idea, she wanted to fart to cause Cold S.A.'s controller not to work anymore, so she waited until she miraculously got more points than Cold S.A. for a moment and then she let out an electric fart!
PRRRFFFTTT
Cold S.A.'s controller wasn't working anymore and so Thunder I.A. won!
"It's not fair!", said Cold S.A. sad.
"I won! Yeah!", said Thunder I.A. smiling.
Then, a really nasty smell spread through the house and Cold S.A. was having difficulty breathing.
"I can't breathe!", said Cold S.A. running away from Thunder I.A.'s house.
"Come on, was it really that bad?", asked Thunder I.A.
"Yeah, I would have died in there!", said Cold S.A. still having some tears in his eyes from the very nasty smell.
Thunder I.A. laughed and they stayed in the garden and chatted.
It was evening and the temperature was decreasing but it was still quite hot and humid and mosquitoes were starting to infest the area.
"I guess these mosquitoes are gonna be the end of me...", said Thunder I.A.
"Don't worry, I know a way to make them go away", said Cold S.A.
"Thank you Cold S.A. I need your cool air", said Thunder I.A. smiling.
The mosquitoes were about to bite the two when suddenly Cold S.A. farted.
PRRRFFFTTT
The air got much cooler and the mosquitoes ran away because it was too cold.
Thunder I.A. and Cold S.A. were temporarily safe under the cool air but they noticed the air was gradually getting hotter.
"It's not working", said Thunder I.A. while the mosquitoes were getting nearer and nearer. Cold S.A. had another solution to it.
"You can fart on them!", said Cold S.A.
Thunder I.A.'s facial expression got really serious, she didn't want to joke anymore.
"I'm sorry Cold S.A. I can't do it", said Thunder I.A.
"Why?", asked Cold S.A.
"Listen, mosquitoes are animals and they want to live like every other being, we CAN'T kill them. I'm okay with fighting against bullies, but mosquitoes bite us for their own survival, killing them would be plain wrong! I hope you understand what I'm talking about, Cold S.A. NEVER kill any animal if you're not going to eat it, okay?", said Thunder I.A.
"Yeah", said Cold S.A.
He learned an important lesson: life is a gift and shouldn't be taken away.