WARNING! This bizarre short story that you're about to read (assuming you won't scroll down past it without reading it) is completely unrelated to the avant-garde fart fetish story that will start after the "---" thingy!!! Like, really, it has literally absolutely nothing to do with the fart story that comes after that! I'm not kidding! I swear to Kelvin!
Athermism: the belief that temperature scales don't exist.
Monothermism: the belief that only one temperature scale exists.
Henothermism: the belief that only one temperature scale is true, but without denying the existence of the other temperature scales.
Polythermism: the belief in multiple temperature scales.
Panthermism: the belief that everything in the Universe has a temperature that can be measured and expressed with a number followed by a temperature scale (e.g. "the afternoon temperature of the air in [insert city] today is 25 °C").
Panenthermism: same as Panthermism, except that temperature (as well as the scales used to express its measurements) extends beyond the physical universe as well.
Dysthermism: the belief that temperature scales are evil.
Misothermism: hatred towards temperature scales.
Here is an interview to a prominent Henothermist temperature leader, Dr Jbrukofol!
"Good afternoon, Dr Jbrukofol", the interviewer said.
"Good afternoon to you, too!", Dr Jbrukofol said, smiling.
"Dr Jbrukofol, your research indicates that using the Fahrenheit scale correlates to an increase in homicide rates compared to using the Celsius scale, could you tell us a bit more about your research?", the interviewer prompted.
"Of course! We are completely transparent about our research!", Dr Jbrukofol said, starting to explain, "the data comes from 2017, when the world population was about 7.6 billion. We then separated the Fahrenheit world - namely the United States of America, Cayman Islands and Liberia - with a population of approximately 335 million inhabitants, and the Celsius world, with approximately 7.265 billion inhabitants. If you sum the total murders a year of the Fahrenheit world and calculate the intentional homicide rate, you get a rate of approximately 6.9 murders a year per 100,000 inhabitants, whereas for the Celsius world, it's approximately 6.1 murders a year for 100,000 inhabitants. In other words, using the Fahrenheit scale correlates to a 13% increase in homicide rates. Our team of experts is not entirely sure of the reason behind such correlation, but we think it's due to the fact that, while the majority of the population remains unaffected, the falsity of the Fahrenheit scale may trigger some form of homicidial instincts in some more emotionally fragile people, leading to a slight increase in homicide rates. We are, however, researching this phenomenon more closely, and our team of experts is always ready to uncover new details", Dr Jbrukofol explained, proudly.
"Thank you very much, Dr Jbrukofol. We'll try to remain updated in new discoveries about this phenomenon that affects thousands of people a year and that sadly leads to many avoidable deaths... at least for some time, since death is unavoidable in the long term... but I digress! As always, Dr Jbrukofol, I admire you for your clear, accurate explanations that are based on statistics and are completely devoid of any biases or logical fallacies. There should be more people like you in the world", the interviewer said, happy.
Dr Jbrukofol blushed. "Oh, come on now, I'm flattered. Thank you very much for interviewing me and we'll see you when new information about this phenomenon is discovered, our team of experts is always researching about this"
"Wait, before we leave... can I kiss you?", the interviewer said, blushing deeply.
Dr Jbrukofol blushed even more, he didn't know how to respond to that. "...on the lips?"
"Yes, doctor... on the lips...", the interviewer said, with the reddest blush ever, starting to salivate a bit.
The doctor accepted, and the two kissed each other passionately, it felt like heaven! "Mmm, doctor... mmmhhh~♥aaahhh~♥♥"
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It was a quiet day in the M-Rushroom Kringdom, when a movie, Zönig the Bootleg, came out. It was an unlicensed movie based on a videogame that Princess Preach really hated. She decided that movie was illegal, and that the 'official opinion' is that that movie sucks, and that it is because of that that that movie is illegal.
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As with her usual praxis, Princess Preach kidnapped Browser, tying him up on a bed so that he couldn't escape. The Princess loves being mischievous from time to time.
"What's the problem this time? Why do you keep kidnapping me?", Browser said as he woke up in the bed, tied up. It was far from the first time, Princess Preach had a really bad habit of kidnapping Browser for various nefarious purposes, and the vast majority of the times, the outcome was that she farted on Browser's nose for a while. And... Princess Preach's farts are very stinky, basically toxic and lethal (not literally). The hot, pungent, foul gas that comes out of her butt would make anyone cough and want to puke, Browser always had a hard time when she farted on his nose, filling his nostrils with her mephitic fumes.
♛Have you ever heard of a movie called Zönig the Bootleg?♛, Princess Preach asked inquisitively.
"Of course I have, everyone is talking about that movie lately, they absolutely love it! It's considered to be one of the best movies ever released!", Browser said, excited.
Princess Preach looked at Browser with an irritated expression on her face. ♛Hmpf! That movie sucks!♛, she said, pouting and crossing her arms.
"I disagree, it was a pretty good movie. Have you ever seen it?", Browser asked, wondering.
♛I saw the first 15 minutes and they were enough for me to conclude that that movie sucks!♛, Princess Preach said, still pouting and crossing her arms.
"Yeah... I can see why you think that movie sucks if you only saw the first 15 minutes, but please, watch the full movie, you'll change your mind!", Browser said, remembering how good the movie was.
♛Hmpf! No way! I'll never watch that garbage! The main character sounds like something a toddler would come up with! A blue chicken that runs really fast? Hahaha!!! Pathetic♛, she said, with a serious, annoyed face.
"It's a simple yet charming character", Browser said.
♛Hmpf! It sucks!♛, Princess Preach said.
"You are certainly free to think it's a bad movie, Princess Preach, that is really not a problem, after all, tastes and preferences are subjective. Why have you kidnapped me and tied me up on this bed, by the way?", Browser asked, a bit confused, he didn't see the point why Princess Preach would be doing anything like that, and what did Zönig the Bootleg have to do with it, anyway?
♛I really hate that movie, nobody should watch it! Browser, I'm asking you to prevent all the subjects of the M-Rushroom Kringdom from seeing the movie Zönig the Bootleg. Disable compatibility with all VPN's, and all extensions, just to be sure. Make sure they can't connect with IP addresses from outside of the M-Rushoom Kringdom, and prevent access from all websites hosting the movie. As a motivation, say that Princess Preach has prohibited access to all bad movies that exist. As for why I have tied you up, well, it's to discourage you from saying no. By now I think you have learned what happens when you disobey me♛, Princess Preach said, with a proud smirk on her face. Browser knew really well how she'll fart on his nose if he doesn't do what she wants.
Browser groaned. "You're such a tyrant, Princess Preach! You have already made it illegal to criticize you, to say that you are ugly or mean, and you've made it mandatory to frequently shower you with compliments. What harm does it do to you if people watch a movie that you don't like, uh?", he said, not wanting to comply with the Princess's requests, despite the stinky consequences that will come from that decision.
♛Browser, maybe you don't understand just how humiliating it feels, to have an opinion that the vast majority of people disagrees with! Banning everyone from watching that movie is the best thing we can do. So, please, ban that movie from being seen by anyone♛, Princess Preach said.
"Why do you find it humiliating to have an opinion that almost nobody agrees with? It doesn't mean that your opinion is less valid. Conversely, just because most people believe something doesn't make that belief more valid", Browser said.
Princess Preach angrily blushed. ♛It's easy for you to say, when most people agree with you! Now, ban the movie Zönig the Bootleg from being seen, Browser!♛, she said, starting to lose her patience.
"I will not do that, Princess Preach. Banning it would solve nothing. And even if you fart on my face, I won't change my mind, no matter how stinky your farts are!", Browser said, confident. He said that, but he wasn't sure that he could handle Princess Preach's toxic farts, he was shuddering at the thought. But perhaps, principles are more important than breathing fresh air?
♛Hmpf! You've asked for it, Browser!♛, Princess Preach said, sitting on Browser's face, making sure her ass was right on his nose. The putrid fart punishment is about to begin, and it's going to be really stinky and toxic!
⛧ In the meanwhile, somewhere in the M-Rushroom Kringdom, an alcoholic gorilla called Dronkey Krong was feeling extremely determined to find a way to finally get rid of his alcohol addiction, and that way was to join a dedicated community, so he knocked the door of that building, and the leader of that community opened the door.
"My name is Dronkey Krong, and I'm an alcoholic", he said reluctantly, sighing but still feeling determined to overcome his addiction. ⛧
Browser's nose was right between Princess Preach's buttcheeks, pressed right against her butthole, and Princess Preach was only wearing panties, she pulled her pants down so that the rotten fart punishment will feel stinkier and more torturous for Browser. When Browser refused to comply with Princess Preach's request to ban the movie Zönig the Bootleg from the M-Rushroom Kringdom, it was not because he thought Princess Preach's farts wouldn't be stinky. He knew how stinky her farts were, because she had already farted on his face multiple times before and they smelled worse than rotten eggs and spoiled milk combined. The reason why Browser refused to comply with her request is because he felt like that banning the movie was morally wrong (and also because he himself enjoyed the movie a lot and wanted to watch it again), and refusing to ban it is like those philosophers who refuse to recant their beliefs even in face of death (kind of). Browser remembered how stinky Princess Peach's farts were, and he was a bit anxious and fearful of having to smell them again, but he was determined to suffer the noxious stinky consequences considering if it was for a greater good.
♛I thought you already knew what would happen by disobeying me, but I guess I have to give you a reminder! Ha!♛, Princess Preach said, proud of her ability to let out noxious farts that would make anyone - including Browser, of course - cough, gag and want to throw up from the putrid stench that the toxic flatulent fumes emanated. ♛Well then, get ready to suffer, my farts are freaking rancid and you know it! MNGHM~♥♛
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Princess Preach just let out a rotten fart that was in-between silent and loud, such auditory ambiguity was not unlike that of a Broo who wants to scare you, and it smelled very sulfuruous, like rotten eggs, but even more nauseating and stomach churning than that. The problem of Princess Preach's farts is that there is a very rational reason one should feel scared of them: it's because they stink horribly, they're unbearable, the putrid eggy sulfuruous stench carried by her toxic fart fumes clouds would make anyone gag even after breathing it in for half a second: taking a big snuffle of the Princess' deadly farts is not a good idea, but what else can Browser do, tied up with his nose trapped between her buttcheeks like that, nothing but to suffer and gag from the awful stench of those foul farts that one would be very surprised to find out that they came from a cute princess' butt.
The stench was horrendous and deadly, it almost felt like it was toxic to breathe in, Browser's nostrils were hit directly by the lethal fart fumes, he started coughing and gagging really hard, his eyes were watering, his stomach was churning, he was feeling really disgusted and nauseated and he understood that he would had been unable to endure the toxic stench for much longer. His determination to not ban the movie Zönig the Bootleg from being seen was lowering, and that was just the first fart he was smelling from Princess Preach! Sniffing her hot foul farts was heavily burning his nostrils, the gas felt really hot and rancid when it hit him in the face, to say it smelled awful wouldn't fully describe just how rancid and puke-worthy it smelled, it seriously stunk! At this rate, he will give up soon, but he decided that as long as he's able to stand the rancid smell, he'll keep refusing to ban the movie, until the very end. Doesn't matter if her farts are so stinky that he felt like he would throw up sooner or later, vomiting is an acceptable price to pay for disobedience.
♛Aww, what's the matter, Browser, was my fart a bit too stinky for you? Do these rancid, lethal fart fumes that come out of my butt make you want to puke? Well, too bad, this is just the beginning of this rotten fart sniffing torture... unless you obey and ban that movie from this Kringdom~♥♛, Princess Preach said, with her stomach full of pungent smelling gas, she was ready to keep blasting her deadly putrid farts on Browser's nostrils until he'll agree to ban the movie.
"Ugh...", Browser groaned, his eyes were tearing because his nose got a direct blast of the Princess' bomb fart at point-blank distance right from her butthole, his determination was lowering, he was coughing, gagging and wanted to puke, but still he had the energies to keep rebelling against her, despite the extreme rotten miasma that he was being tortured with, the Princess' farts surely were impressively foul and pungent, "...no, Princess... I will not ban the movie...", he said, gradually losing his energies from all the rotten fart fumes he was being forced to sniff.
♛Are you insane, Browser? Well then, let me fix those bugs you have in your mind, I have more farts for you, I can fill your nostrils with my toxic farts, don't worry, there's no shortage of gas in my stomach~♛, Princess Preach said, full of gas in her stomach, ready to rip some more farts on his nose, until he won't be able to stand the noxious fart fumes anymore, ♛MMMHHH~♥♛
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"Guohhh... mguuuh...", Browser could barely breathe, with such a stinky smell burning his nose, Princess Preach's farts surely should not be underestimated, breathing them in was disgusting and Browser couldn't stop gagging and suffering from the extreme awful stench. The rancid vapors were slowly filling his lungs with a sulfuruous layer of toxic miasma, his eyes were watering so much that his vision was starting to blur, he was no longer so sure that he could rebel for much longer, he was trying his best, but the smell of the Princess' farts was so toxic and foul that Browser could feel the vomit starting to rise up at each whiff he was taking.
♛Do you give up yet, Browser? If you don't ban that movie, I'll keep ripping my toxic farts on your nose over and over again. You really seem to be struggling because of the rotten smell of my farts, I think it's in your best interest to obey me and ban that movie, my dear Browser~♥♛, Princess Preach said, giggling, ♛hehehe... so...?~♥♛
Browser almost felt like he was dying from the stench, the Princess' farts smelled so foul, pungent and deadly that it felt like an actual torture, it felt like agony having to breath that foul gas in, the fumes were unbearably stinky, they smelled worse than rotten eggs and spoiled milk and they were going right into Browser's nose, nostrils and lungs, and yet, he was stubborn, and didn't want to give up, so, he decided to disobey, despite the foul smelling, stinky agony he was going through.
"No, Princess... I will never ban that movie...", Browser said, coughing and gagging a lot while speaking, "...no matter how bad your farts smell, this smell will never break my spirit...", he said, gagging even more as the pungent fumes were filling his nostrils like pouring water on a glass of water that is already full of water.
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♛We'll see about that, Browser~you'll regret your decision to disobey me, just wait, my farts are very foul smelling~♥hehehe~♥♥♛, Princess Preach said, giggling proudly, ready to fart on his nose again, her stomach was always full of foul, rancid gas, she loved the idea of using her rotten farts as stink-weapons, and that was what she was doing to Browser, after all! ♛Get ready, I'll fill your nose with my nasty, noxious fart gas, even more, I'm a gassy princess~mmmhhh~♥♛
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♛Aaahhh~it's so satisfying, I'm so incredibly gassy, it makes me so happy~♥♥♥♛, Princess Preach said, feeling very satisfied of the toxic fart fumes she was releasing from her cute round butt. Browser was coughing and gagging so much, he sounded like he was about to throw up sooner or later, and that made Princess Preach laugh a lot. His eyes were watering, his stomach felt like it was churning, he understood that his nose had no chance against the Princess' farts that kept filling his nostrils with a foul, putrid miasma, he needed to give up now, the stench was simply unbearable, Browser was going crazy from that nauseating sulfuruous stench.
"I'll ban that movie... please no more farts, they smell so awful...", Browser said, begging Princess Preach to stop farting on him, he was feeling in agony from that foul smell, it was terrible, absolutely putrid, even if he sniffed for half a second he felt like he was dying from the stinky smell, he understood that there was no possibility for him to keep sniffing her farts like that, he would go insane, so he obeyed her and decided to ban the movie from the Kringdom.
♛Oh, Browser, you decided to obey me a bit too late, and only because my pungent farts are making you suffer and gag a lot... no good. You should had obeyed me earlier. Now, as a punishment, I'll fart on your nose some more, before deciding to let you go. It's a good idea that you have decided to ban the movie, though, because if you didn't, I'd had kept farting on your nose for hours, it would had been a non-stop torture of smelling my foul farts for hours~♥hehehe~♥♥hahaha~♥♡♥♛, Princess Preach said, giggling and laughing, she loved the feeling of farting on someone's nose, it was quite a power trip, she was very proud of how bad her farts smelled, that's for sure! ♛Now, get ready to sniff some more noxious fart gas from me, it's a gift for your nostrils~hehehe~♥mnghmghmmm~♥♥♛
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"NO! PRINCESS! LET ME GO!!!", Browser said, starting to whimper, he was coughing and gagging heavily, almost throwing up, he felt terrified at the thought of having to smell the Princess' foul, toxic farts for even a second longer, but the Princess was enjoying putting Browser in his place just by using her stinky farts. Browser was crying from the putrid stench, it was so rotten that he felt like his lungs wouldn't be able to resist for much longer. His nose was burning like crazy, he was regretting disobeying the Princess, and he'll remember this lesson forever.
♛Not yet, Browser, I have to make sure you'll remember how bad it's going to the smell when you disobey the Princess~here I go, here's another eggy fart for you~♥♛
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♛There you go, breathe it in, Browser! It's for you! I know it stinks, it really does, but this is a punishment for you, so you'll have to breathe it in, and the fact that it stinks so much is so awesome!~hehehe~♥♛, Princess Preach said, giggling. She still had a lot of gas in her stomach and she thought it would had been a waste to just let it out in the atmosphere without anyone smelling it, especially considering that was the perfect opportunity to punish Browser thoroughly and remind him of the consequences of disobeying her. ♛I actually have even more of my deadly gas inside of my stomach, get ready to sniff...♛
"NO! I beg you, Princess!!!", Browser said, agonizing in the stench, he couldn't breathe even for a quarter of a second without gagging so much that he was so close to vomiting. Under such a noxious, putrid stench, one's nose fries quickly, and this fart punishment has been going on for a while.
♛Yes, Browser, sniff my deadly farts~MNGHM~♥mmmhhh~♥aaahhh~♥♛
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Browser almost felt like he was dying from the absolutely nauseating and deadly stench of the Princess' farts, but luckily she decided that she had punished him enough.
♛Will you ban the movie Zönig the Bootleg, Browser?♛, Princess Preach asked.
"Yes, Princess! Please no more farts!", Browser said, gagging and begging for mercy. The foul hot fumes have already fried his nostrils and his brain.
♛Alright, Browser! Never forget the stinky consequences of disobeying me, the Princess~♥hehehe~♥♥♛, Princess Preach said, giggling proudly and untying him. Now Browser was finally free from the ropes and from her lethal farts.
Princess Preach was walking through the streets of the M-Rushroom Kringdom, feeling very happy that Zönig the Bootleg the Bootleg had finally been banned. There was a huge traffic, everyone seemed in a rush, and suddenly she saw someone driving in an erratic manner. "STOP!!!", Princess Preach yelled, and the kart stopped. The driver was...
...Dronkey Krong!
♛You've been driving while drunk again? Blow in this instrument, please!♛, Princess Preach said, about to measure the ratio of alcohol in Dronkey Krong's blood. ♛Not good. This time you'll get away with a fine of 200 coins and one of my stinky farts on your face, but if I catch you driving while drunk again, I'll take away your kart driving license!♛, she said, serious.
"I'm sorry, Princess *hic*", Dronkey Krong said, giving 200 coins to the Princess as a fine for drunk driving.
♛Don't move♛, Princess Preach said, putting her butt right on Dronkey Krong's nose, she's going to let out some puke-inducing, stomach-churning farts right on his nose as a punishment for driving his kart while drunk, his nostrils will fry just like a bunch of freaking fries from the store frying on a frying pan (FR!).
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Dronkey Krong suddenly coughed and gagged as soon as he inhaled the mephitic fart fumes even for half a second, that horrendous sulfuruous miasma that smelt worse than rotten eggs made his stomach churn and his eyes water, and also he felt like he was going to puke soon, but it would had been very humiliating for him, to vomit in the middle of a public street from being farted on by the Princess herself. The pungent fart fumes were making him gag and choke, he wanted to pull his nose away but Princess Preach of course wouldn't let him do that, she wanted to punish him with her mephitic lethal farts. After all, he was driving while drunk, and not for the first time, mind you. Princess Preach's farts smelled truly awful, they were as pungent and nauseating as spoiled milk and rotten eggs mixed together, if not even more rancid! When Princess Preach farts on someone's nose, one could feel their nose and nostrils burning deeply, their lungs becoming rotten, and the reaction often goes beyond simply coughing, it often makes one want to vomit any food they have eaten in the last 24 hours. Because they are so foul and mephitic, Princess Preach loves to let her awful, noxious farts on people's noses as a punishment and make their nostrils and lungs suffer from the extreme miasma that was simply unbearable.
♛I have more rancid farts for you, brace yourself, Dronkey Krong, it's going to be a doozy~try not to vomit if you're strong enough~hehehe~hahaha~♥!♛, Princess Preach said, giggling and laughing, ready to release another one of her mephitic, lethal farts right into Dronkey Krong's nostrils, and having a lot of fun farting on his nose like that, making sure the experience will be torturous and extremely stinky for him.
"PLEASE, PRINCESS, NO!", Dronkey Drong said, begging Princess Preach to not fart on his nose again.
♛NO?!?♛, Princess Preach was outraged, and started pouting, ♛I am the Princess, I do whatever I want! Hmpf!♛
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Dronkey Krong was crying from the awful, mephitic miasma of the hot, lethal fart fumes that entered inside his nostrils, giving him a burning sensation that spread all the way into his suffering lungs. It didn't take long for the pungent and nauseating stench to literally make him vomit, he started puking on the street, and some people may see him like that, how humiliating for Dronkey Krong! Perhaps being drunk made him more nauseous than usual, but who knows, Princess Preach's farts could make someone puke even when sober and initially not nauseous, they really smell that awful!
♛HAHAHA~♛, Princess Preach found it so hilarious, that Dronkey Krong actually vomited because of the smell of her farts. Princess Preach was basically a walking stink-bomb, her gassy butt should not be underestimated, it could release some really lethal fart fumes that make it difficult for someone not to puke while sniffing them, after all, ♛your punishment is over now, Dronkey Krong, you can walk home. This is what happens when one disobeys the Princess, it's going to get really stinky~♥hehehe~hahaha~♥♥♛
"I'll walk home now", Dronkey Krong said. He started walking home, he had some trouble walking correctly because of how drunk he was, and also because he was very dizzy from having inhaled so many of the Princess' mephitic farts, but he managed to get home eventually nonetheless.
Princess Preach kept walking around the streets, and soon she heard a guy screaming furiously. "WHAT THE FUCK!!! SHIT! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!". It was Wraluigi, a guy with really serious anger issues, even Princess Preach was scared of him, so he started walking faster in order to avoid his wrath.
Soon, Princess Preach decided to visit Troad, so she knocked at his house.
*knock knock* ♛Troad? Are you there?♛ *knock knock*
Troad opened the door.
"What's wrong, Princess?", Troad asked, shivering nervously. In his bedroom, Troad was hiding a Groomba®, an automatic robot vacuum cleaner, which is illegal in the M-Rushroom Kringdom because other than the dust, it also sucks something else, too. Due to its sexually inappropriate behavior towards children, Princess Preach made it illegal in the whole Kringdom. Because the software is proprietary, the bug (though it may be a feature for some, who knows) cannot be easily fixed. A team of developers, however, is working to re-create the source-code through reverse-engineering in order to fix the issue, though it may take several decades to do that. In the meanwhile, one should clean their house with a broom like they've been doing for centuries in the Kringdom. Troad was feeling very anxious because he wondered whether Princess Preach knew what he was hiding, or whether she did not know but she could find out in any case. Troad had that robot vacuum cleaner because he was too short to use a broom properly, and there are no children in house anyway, but regardless of the reason and use, using it is illegal in the Kringdom.
♛You're looking nervous, Troad. Is something wrong?♛, Princess Preach asked, rising an eyebrow as Troad was shivering nervously.
"N-NO!!! NOTHING!!! Nothing's wrong, Princess! Everything's alright! What a fantastic day is today, don't you agree, Princess? Eh-eh-eh!!!", Troad said, forcing a huge smile on his face to hide how nervous and anxious he was.
Princess Preach looked at him and just giggled. ♛Indeed it is, Troad! That horrible movie is no more here! I'm so happy!♛
"S-so, Princess... why are you here?", Troad asked, still forcing that huge smile.
♛I just wanted to visit you, because I care about my subje... I mean, my friends!~♥♛
"N-nice!!!", Troad said, sweating nervously but still forcing a big smile.
♛I'm a nice Princess, right?~♥♛
"Y-yeah!!! V-very nice!!!", Troad said.
♛And I'm also beautiful?♛
"V-very beautiful, Princess! Whenever I look at you, my heart beats fast and I feel blessed by your beauty!"
Princess Preach blushed, she was enjoying the compliments.
♛What about my eyes?♛
"Your eyes sparkle with beauty, their splendor almost blinds me with an intense joy!"
She blushed even more.
♛What about my hair?♛
"Oh, your hair looks so soft, beautiful, perfect, it's a blessing to be able to look at it!"
Princess Preach blushed a lot and she was smiling happily.
♛What about my personality?♛
"You are the kindest, funniest, nicest and friendliest person I've ever met, Princess Preach! To be your friend is to be in heaven, even spending one minute with you is an immeasurable blessing!"
Princess Preach was feeling really happy and flattered, her blush and her smile were both intense!
♛Thank you very much, Troad. You are so adorable, too~♥♛, Princess Preach said, patting Troad on his head for a few seconds, so he started blushing too, ♛I have a gift for you, Troad. Close your eyes~♥♛, she said, trying not to giggle too much. Troad closed his eyes, as the Princess requested.
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Princess Preach released one of her well-known lethal, stomach-churning, hot, awful farts very close to Troad's nose, and of course Troad immediately started gagging and felt like he was about to puke very soon, though he didn't actually puke, he just coughed and gagged a lot, his eyes were watering and his nostrils and lungs felt like they were on fire from the mephitic miasma.
"WHAT THE HELL, PRINCESS! EWW! GAH!", Troad complained, before gagging again and again.
♛HAHAHA!!! YAY!!! I pranked you, Troad! So funny!~♥♛, she said, jumping around happily, very glad of having released one of her nauseating, lethal farts right on Troad's nose. Filling people's nostrils with her lethal noxious gas was always a joy for her, whether that was for punishments or simply for pranks. ♛Bye-bye, Troad! See you next time! Hehehe~♥♛
"See ya, Princess Preach... *coughs*"
Then, Princess Preach kept walking around the streets, and she decided to prank M-RARio. She used a wing cap to reach his house faster. In the M-Rushroom Kringdom, there are four means of transport:
-Walking
-Driving a kart
-Driving Yroshi (but since Yroshi is an individual and not a species, there is only one person who can drive Yroshi at any given time, and that person is usually M-RARio)
-Using a wing cap and flying around
Princess Preach released one of her typical rancid farts inside a folder, then she compressed it, and decided to prank M-RARio with it.
*knock knock* ♛M-RARio, are you there?♛ *knock knock*
M-RARio opened the door. He seemed nervous.
"W-what's wrong, Princess? Why are you here?", he said, seeming as nervous as Troad was. Who knows why, though.
♛Nothing wrong, M-RARio, I'm here to give you a gift for being a wonderful friend~♥♛
"A gift?", M-RARio looked confused.
♛I know how much you love compressed folders, M-RARio, so I decided to give one to you~♥♛
"OOOHHH!!! A compressed folder!", M-RARio's eyes sparkled with joy and excitement, "What's inside?", he asked, curious.
♛Why don't you just extract its content so you can see it for yourself?~♥♛
"Good idea, Princess! Where should I extract it?"
♛On your nose~♥♛
M-RARio did as the Princess said, he extracted the contents of that compressed folder on his nose, and...
"GAH!!! EWWW!!! MGUUUHHH!!! MAMMA MIA!!!", M-RARio was overwhelmed by an unexpected miasma that singed his nostrils' hair with an absolutely putrid stench.
♛I hope you like it, M-RARio, that was my compressed fart~♥♛
"AUGHHH!!!", M-RARio couldn't stop gagging, his stomach was deeply churning and he was really struggling not to vomit, while Princess Preach was laughing like crazy at his reaction.
Then, Princess Preach tried to pull the same prank towards W-RARio - who loves compressed folders as much as M-RARio does, it not more! - and it worked, as expected! Princess Preach was having one of the best days of her life.
However, the day was not perfect. The creator of Zönig the Bootleg, Bahan Kuro [バハン黒], decided to rebel against Princess Preach. Among one of his closest helpers was Princess Draisy, and they had a large group of rebels who wanted to legalise the movie Zönig the Bootleg. They protested, and as soon as Princess Preach found out, she was absolutely furious about that, so she trapped all the rebels, including Bahan Kuro and Princess Draisy inside her prison, and subjected them to a very stinky punishment using her farts, she's very good at doing that, after all.
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"MGUUUHHH!!!", Bahan Kuro was gagging like crazy as soon as he took a whiff of Princess Preach's noxious fart fumes even for half a second.
♛Are you regretting disobeying me yet, Bahan?~♥♛, Princess Preach said, absolutely delighted of farting on a rebel's face.
"You brat!", Bahan said, gagging between words, his eyes were watering just by smelling one of her farts, and she had no intention of stopping anytime soon.
♛I see, you need to sniff some more of my awful, pungent farts, I get it, here's one more... second of many to come~♛
☣☠☢FFFRRRTTTSSS☣☠☢
"MGUAAAHHH!!!", Bahan Kuro was going crazy, sniffing the hot stinky fart fumes was making him feel dizzy, and as if his nose was going numb from the toxic stench.
♛I'm not going to stop anytime soon~♛, Princess Preach said, feeling delighted, as she usually does when she farts on someone's nose.
"Why are you doing this, Princess? You hate that movie, you just don't watch it. Why can't anyone else watch it just because you dislike it? What's the meaning behind this, Princess?", Bahan Kuro said, with tears in his eyes from the extreme stench. Princess Preach's farts were simply unbearable, the stench of rotten eggs and spoiled milk combined was not as stinky as her farts.
♛Your search for meaning is absurd, Bahan. There is no meaning. I am the Princess, and I do whatever I want! Hmpf!~♥♛
☣☢☠FFFRRRAAABBBPPPTTTSSS☣☢☠
♛Aaahhh~Princess Draisy, you are next~♥♛