Time: June 2025
Location: unknown
On a sunny summer morning, Gauthier and his girlfriend Inaya were sitting on a couch, feeling lazy and bored. Suddenly, a question popped up into Inaya's mind.
"Hey honey...", Inaya said...
"What's up Inaya?", Gauthier smiled, curious of what Inaya had to tell him. Maybe it was something important, or just something fun.
"Have you ever seen a facefarting video recorded in a Nordic country?", she asked, wondering. Gauthier looked at her with a confused look, that seemed to be a pretty random question, but hey, Inaya is sometimes like that, nothing to be surprised of, really.
"Uh... if I'm not wrong there was that Swedish facefarting video. Why this question?", Gauthier was still a bit confused, but that was nothing out of the ordinary when talking with Inaya.
"Where exactly in Sweden was that video recorded in?", Inaya asked, rubbing her chin with her thumb.
"I... I have no idea, really...", Gauthier just smiled, Inaya is gonna be Inaya, after all.
"Well, the vast majority of Sweden's population lives south of the 64th parallel north", she explained, but it was not like Gauthier understood a word of what she said, though.
"Uh... whatever you said", Gauthier smiled nervously and tried to find a way to change the topic of the conversation into something more comprehensible to him, "I think today is gonna be a nice day"
"I think so too, Gauthier. Anyway, I have a feeling that there is no facefarting video recorded north of the 64th parallel north. You know what that means, right?", Inaya asked, grinning excited.
"Uh... yes, of course I do!", Gauthier smiled nervously, he lied to not disappoint her, but the truth was that he had no idea what that meant, it was almost as if she spoke some obscure ancient language to him. Inaya grinned happily.
"Of course you do, great minds think alike, Gauthier!", she felt really happy and excited, "We can be the ones who'll perform the northernmost facefarting in the world. Let's book a flight to Longyearbyen!", she proposed.
"W-what?", Gauthier was taken by surprise, he wasn't mentally ready to travel. What a sudden proposal!
"What, you weren't thinking about travelling to a very northerly place so that we can do the northernmost facefarting in the world?", Inaya raised an eyebrow, confused by Gauthier's surprised reaction.
"Oh, well...", Gauthier thought for a moment, trying to find a way out, "I did think about it, for sure, I just didn't think we'd do it today!", he said, cleverly.
"Ah, alright!", Inaya nodded and smiled, "Well, it's wise to not waste any time in life!", she booked a direct flight to Longyearbyen, a small town located in the Svalbard Islands, at the 78th parallel north, "Here we go, we'll have to be at the airport at 11:30 A.M. so get ready!", she was really excited at the thought that soon she'll be the one who performed the northernmost facefarting in the world! Once she reaches that goal, that means no facefarting has ever occurred in a location more northerly than that!
Gauthier and Inaya had breakfast, took a shower, dressed and then they were both ready to begin this adventure! Inaya was really excited, Gauthier didn't see what the point of being the person facefarted at the most northerly location was, but he thought travelling would be fun, to break the monotony of always staying in the same location.
"We sometimes do the facefarting thing, Gauthier, I fart on your face and you enjoy it, and this is fun and healthy, but the idea that someone got farted on at a more northerly location than ours really irks me, if I have to be honest", she sighed, but then she smiled, "Once I'll fart on your face at the 78th parallel north, this will be settled once for all and I'll feel a lot lighter and happier", she was so excited, it was a contagious happiness that made Gauthier smile and feel warm inside!
"You're right, Inaya!", Gauthier didn't actually care (at all) about the latitude of the location where a facefarting session happened, he just nodded and smiled and agreed with her because he didn't want to disappoint her.
"Of course I'm right! Anyway, let's go! We'll drive to the airport!", she said, feeling super excited and exiting the house, being followed by Gauthier who was also curious about this trip. He thought that it was going to be a nice day earlier in the morning, but after knowing about the trip, he was even more excited, even if his excitement was more about the trip itself than getting farted on at the northermost location. The two entered Inaya's car and she started driving.
"This is going to be the best day of my life, yay!", she happily exclaimed, driving through the streets to reach the airport, "We'll set a world record!", she was so happy about it! For her, it was about the bragging rights of having performed 'the northernmost facefarting in the world', but Gauthier is a more pragmatic person, less likely to be allured by empty titles that have no use in real life. Still, he enjoyed the idea of going to a trip to such a remote place. They reached the airport, and soon the trip started! As the airplane took off from the ground, Inaya felt like she was flying through the heavens. They were sitting on the airplane close to each other, holding each other's hands, "Gauthier, from today on, one thing will be clear: the northermost location at which a facefarting occurred, will be the 78th parallel north, and...", she paused for a second and blushed, getting closer to Gauthier's ears, "...it will be us doing that", she softly spoke, she was so happy and honored! Some people overheard what Inaya said and they were mildly confused for a few seconds, then moved on since they didn't actually care that much about what a random girl on an airplane said. After some time, they finally arrived to Longyearbyen!
*~✯ Longyearbyen, Svalbard Islands ✯~*
"Here we are!!!", Inaya was so excited, she hugged Gauthier and almost cried from the tears. The weather was fair and the temperature was 281 K (8 °C, 46 °F if you believe in false temperature scales who trick unsuspecting victims into believing that their value can be less than zero, leading to possible psychological damage), "hey Gauthier, as soon as I'll have a fart coming, I'll fart right on your face, making it the northernmost facefarting in the world!", she said, feeling blessed and lucky.
"Here's a problem, though. I mean, if you consider it as such", Gauthier began to say, "There will be no proof that you did the facefarting here in Longyearbyen, unless we film it. So, I believe we should film it", he proposed, and Inaya absolutely agreed!
"No need to", said someone with a huge camera, "You are now live on the Boreal Facefarting Channel, the channel about facefarting in northerly locations!"
"Hiii!!! Hehe~", Inaya giggled happily and waved her hand at her viewers, "so, what is the northernmost facefarting so far?", she asked, curious.
"I don't know, I just created this channel!", the person said, shrugging.
"Oh, ok!", Inaya smiled excited, "How many people are watching this channel right now?", she asked, curious.
"Apparently, there are two people viewing the stream right now!", they explained.
"Alright!", she said, nodding happily, "Hey Gauthier, I have to fart! Kneel behind my butt~", and he did as she said, putting his face really close to her butt and waiting for her to fart while the camera person kept streaming the scene, "Hehe, I wonder if one can see the mist coming out my butt when I fart, since it's kinda cold", she wondered, giggling cutely.
"It doesn't work like that. Trust me, I'm an expert in arctic farts, I know!", the camera person said, with a serious, professional yet proud smile.
"Oww", Inaya was mildly disappointed for a moment but then she smiled happily, because after all, she was about to set a world record! "Here it is, Gauthier, get ready to sniff, nnnggg~~~♡♡♡"
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"Whoa, that was a big one, it was so satisfying to let it out after I've been holding it in for so long in the plane~", Inaya was so satisfied to let that fart out, not just because she was holding that in but also because... "this is officially the northernmost facefarting in the world!!!", she proudly exclaimed, struggling to contain her happiness. The camera person gave her a medal that certified the act, and she proudly wore it around her neck.
"It stinks, phew...", Inaya's fart was far from being unbearable, but it was still really smelly and Gauthier was feeling nauseated breathing that in, especially with his face so close to Inaya's ass. It had an eggy, sulfuric smell that burned his throat a little.
"It's the smell of success, honey~", Inaya was so proud of being the one who set the world record for the northernmost facefarting in the world, "so, how does it feel? Nobody ever has been farted on at a location more northerly than this!", she could barely keep herself from shaking from the excitement!
"Uh, I don't know, it just stinks, blegh...", Gauthier could tolerate the smell but it was really putrid and nauseating nonetheless, it was certainly not like smelling flowers or strawberries, it smelled rotten and nasty. After some time, the smell finally dissipated, Inaya turned around and hugged Gauthier happily.
"We're awesome, Gauthier! I'm so happy", she said while hugging him. That was the best day of her life! To think that she has farted on someone's face at a latitude of 78°22'N, meaning that it's the northernmost location someone has ever farted on someone else's face, made her feel so special, and warm even in the arctic tundra.
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"That fucking bitch..."
Himari - a gassy skunk girl with anger issues - was watching the Boreal Facefarting Channel, feeling consumed by envy and hatred. She's the girlfriend of a guy called Amir, who is currently in the kitchen making a sandwich for Himari. Amir was attracted to Himari because she was a skunk girl, he couldn't wait for her to fart on his face, only to eventually realize through his personal experience that her farts are way too stinky for him. They both agreed to never do the facefarting thing again, but... 'today it's different... I can't let that bitch win like that, urgh...', she thought, not standing the feeling of being humiliated like that. "AMIR!", she yelled, calling her boyfriend, who came from the kitchen.
"Here's your sandwich, Himari", he said, bringing the sandwich.
"Thanks.", she said coldly, grabbing the sandwich, "I need to show you something. Look", she pointed at the screen, the Boreal Facefarting Channel was on, it showed Inaya dancing happily, hugging Gauthier and bragging about having performed the northermost facefarting in the world, "that bitch, Inaya, she has done the northermost facefarting in the entire world. We can't let her win like that, can we, uh?", hearing Himari pronounce those words sent a shiver down Amir's spine. He was hoping that didn't mean... "that means we'll have to do it at an even more northerly location, Amir". Amir froze in terror, that was exactly what he was fearing the most.
"B-but Himari... we had agreed to never do it again", Amir said, panicking and hoping that Himari would change her mind.
"I know, but today is different. If we don't beat that nerdy bitch she'll hold the record for having farted on someone's face at the northernmost location. It would be so humiliating, beaten by that poor excuse of a human being. Fuck her! WE should be the ones who performed the northernmost facefarting in the world, NOT them! They don't deserve it! Losers gonna lose!", she explained as the envy and hatred were consuming her even more.
"Only insecure people want those external validations! You know your worth, Himari", Amir was trying his best to convince Himari to not compete with Inaya, so that his nose could be saved. He was sweating drops of fear from his forehead.
"My worth is less than zero if I don't fart on you more northerly than that bitch has farted on that ugly loser! We are going, Amir, you're not gonna change my mind!", Himari crossed her arms, not wanting to hear any more complaints, she was resolute, but Resolute was not northerly enough, being located at the 74th parallel north in the territory of Nunavut. She needed something more northern. Amir panicked, he didn't want to smell Himari's farts again! They're nightmarishly putrid! "We are going to Ny-Ålesund. Once I've farted on you there, that will be the northernmost facefarting ever and that bitch Inaya will lose like the loser she is! Hmpf!", her emotion was a mix of anger, satisfaction, pride and excitement, she wanted to humiliate Inaya and show her who is ABOVE! "Let's go!", Himari took Amir by his arms and ran to her car, bringing Amir with her. Then, she drove towards an empty area and called her five comrades. They are not her slaves, because she pays them every month to make them do whatever she wants, so they're not her slaves, they are her employees. In order to protect their privacy, she never calls or refers to them with their real names, but just with 'Comrade' followed by a number from 1 to 5. "Comrades, I need a private jet. Destination: Ny-Ålesund, Svalbard Islands. Over and out". Once the call was finished, she waited for the comrades to arrive with their private jet.
"Are you really sure you want to do this, Himari? I know those two have tricked you into believing your value can be less than zero but trust me, you're worthy. You don't need to prove anything to anyone", Amir said, trying to encourage Himari.
"Tsk", Himari scoffed, clearly disagreeing with Amir. She wasn't changing her mind, that's for sure, and Amir was losing all hopes. After some time, Himari and Amir saw a private jet flying nearby, it was landing close to the area where the two were parked with the car. Eventually, the jet landed, and the five comrades waved their hands and encouraged the two to get inside the jet. Once inside, they were ready to travel. Comrade 1 was tasked with driving the jet to Ny-Ålesund, and Himari already couldn't wait to perform the northernmost facefarting in the world and to beat Inaya, while Amir was waiting for this nightmare to end, and to return home, hoping that Himari's fart wouldn't stick on him for days.
"This is a bad idea, Himari", Amir sighed, "even if you do the northernmost facefarting in the world, nobody will know. It's an empty act", he was trying more and more ideas to change her mind, hoping that eventually it will be successful.
"You think so? Comrade 2 is a hacker, they'll take control over the Boreal Facefarting Channel and I'll be on stream. I know Inaya will watch, because she is subscribed to the channel. All I have to do is to send her a notification and she'll view the stream! She'll feel so humiliated, she'll understand she is clearly below me!", Himari proudly explained, with a satisfied grin on her face, really looking forward to humiliate Inaya. Comrade 2 smiled and raised their thumb in sign of approval.
"Nevermind", Amir sighed, by that point he had already lost all his hopes. He wanted to prepare himself mentally for the horrid stench, but when he smelled Himari's farts for the first (and only) time, they smelled so bad and they were so pungent that he'll never forget them. And he shivered at the thought he was going to smell them again, getting flash-backs of the putrid stench or rotten eggs and rotten garbage that made him want to puke his soul out. He thought that would never happen again, but here he was, having to face his fear.
"Don't you feel honored, that you're going to be facefarted at the northermost location? Gauthier is going to be envious of you, no doubt!", Himari grinned proudly, excited at the idea of humiliating Inaya and making her feel lower. Amir sighed again, he understood that there was no way out of his smelly fate.
"Eh...", he just mumbled without really say anything, he hoped this would end as soon as possible and return home. After some time, they all finally reached destination.
*~✯ Ny-Ålesund, Svalbard Islands ✯~*
They have finally arrived, they exited the jet and started walking around the small community. There was a thick fog and the temperature was 277 K (499 °R), it was pretty chilly, but hey, what else can be expected at that latitude? If anything, the winters in Ny-Ålesund are very mild for being so far north, because of the North Atlantic Current. But in general, the climate at the western side of a continent is much warmer than that on the eastern side, at least during the winter. Compare for example Juneau in Alaska vs Kuujjuaq in Northern Quebec, both located at the 58th parallel north, or Paris in France vs Khabarovsk in the eastern part of Russia, both at the 48th parallel north. This phenomenon doesn't seem to happen in the southern hemisphere, probably because there's not enough landmass at low latitudes. Of course Himari wasn't thinking about any of this stuff, she just wanted to fart on Amir's face.
"Oh gosh, I've been holding one in for a while, ugh...", Himari's tummy was grumbling, "Get down on the ground, I'll sit on your face and fart~". Amir was very reluctant but he laid down on the ground, hoping this would end as quickly as possible. "Comrade 2, get ready to hack the Boreal Facefarting Channel!", and as soon as she said it, Comrade 2 smiled and gave a thumbs up, they were about to do it. In fact, they just inserted a code that exploited a vulnerability in the Boreal Facefarting Channel, hacking it and taking control. Comrade 2 smiled and showed Himari that she was live. They weren't the kind of person who talks more than necessary, and in this case, why saying 'you're live now' when you can just show it? Himari saw that Inaya was watching the livestream. Oh, what an excellent opportunity, and what a great luck~
~Himari began talking to the camera: "Inaya, I know you're watching! Guess where I am, haha! That's right, I'm in Ny-Ålesund, sitting on my boyfriend's face and guess what, I'm gonna fart on him! YOU FUCKING BITCH INAYA I HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT!", she started yelling uncontrollably, but then she panted, breathing heavily, and tried to calm down, "Oh, sorry about that... I... I lost my temper. How unseemingly of me", she blushed, but then regain full control of herself, "It's game over for you, Inaya. Take this! Ngh~"
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"Whoa, that was huge, phew~", Himari was very satisfied and proud of letting out that huge, mostly silent, airy fart. It goes without saying that is was overwhelmingly putrid, and that Amir immediately screamed and tried to break free, but Himari grabbed his arms and pinned him down, preventing him from escaping, "Stay down there, you! Aaahhh, it feels so good to be at the top~", she giggled mischievously, "See, Inaya? You lost! You didn't expect things to go south for you, did you? Well, this is what you get for messing with me! That should teach you a lesson!", Amir was gagging uncontrollably, the rancid stench made him want to puke, "I am the one who performed the northernmost facefarting in the world, not you. You lost, like the loser you are! Don't you feel humiliated, being put below by me? You've hit such a low that compared to me, you're at the bottom of the bottom, like the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station in Antarctica! This is the consequence of messing with me, Inaya! Take one more! NGH!"
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"MGAH!", Amir really couldn't stand the noxious fumes that came out of Himari's ass. His eyes were watering, his nose was burning, he could taste the putridity in his throat, and she kept him pinned down so that he couldn't escape, it was truly a smelly nightmare, each time he took a breath he felt like he was getting closer and closer to actually throwing up. "I beg you, Himari, let me go, your...", he couldn't even finish the sentence because he had to gag really hard, the stench was a rotten nightmare, "your farts reek... I can barely breathe... I may throw up...", he was struggling hard but Himari kept him pinned down.
"But Amir, we have to each Inaya a lesson! This is a punishment for her! Her punishment is making her see that she's no longer the one who performed the northermost facefarting in the world, and that we are the ones who defeated her! I bet she's feeling so humiliated now! Don't you think she should be punished for having been so overconfident?", Himari tried to convince Amir that Inaya should be punished.
"Bleurgh... Inaya is not the only one who's been punished, Himari! Let me go! I'm gonna throw up so bad, it smells so nasty...", he sobbed, trying not to breathe her rancid fumes too much, but even if he didn't breathe, he could feel the rancid, sour air around him, it was like Himari's fart was melting his face!
"No, Amir! We have to show Inaya how much of a loser she is!", Himari locked Amir's head close to her ass with her legs, there was no way he could get out. "I know my farts stink, I mean, phew, I can smell it from here, I can barely stand it, but you know we're showing that bitch what the northermost facefarting in the world looks like!", she said proudly.
"Mguh...", Amir could barely talk, all he could do was gag and sob, it was like his nose was melting!
"Fine, fine! Just this one and then I'll let you go, I promise! Ngh~"
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Amir threw up a little in his mouth, Himari's fart was brutal! Phew, it was almost impossible to breathe that stuff without wanting to throw up! Himari kept him pinned down on the ground, a little bit more, especially because it was so satisfying to her to hear him gag and suffer like that, her farts were so stinky, phew! She could smell her own farts from there and even she had difficulty tolerating that awful stench, surely Amir was getting a stronger whiff of that flatulence! After some time, however, Himari was feeling satisfied and decided to let Amir go. She got up from him and saw that that he was on the ground, almost passed out, gagging really hard and almost throwing up, his eyes were filled with tears and were burning a lot. To say that it was a stinky experience for him was a huge understatement!
"Alright, the facefarting session is over! Not that I'm running out of gas or anything~", she said, giggling and putting her hand over her mouth in sign of pride, "it's just that this is the northernmost facefarting ~ever~ and that means I'm the winner! But what's even more important is that Inaya is the loser!", she had an excited smile of pride on her face, "FUCK INAYA!", she suddenly yelled, angry. But then, she quickly regained composture. Inaya was the loser, after all, and that's all that mattered. At a latitude of 78°55'N, this facefarting was the northermost ever! 'Nobody can beat me~', Himari happily thought. Amir was still gagging half-conscious on the ground, nearly vomiting at this point. Phew, Himari's farts were truly noxious! Moreover, it was not just Amir who was affected by the putrid miasma: the five comrades have walked backwards several steps (around 15, to be more precise) and were looking from a distance, still pinching their noses. Himari's farts affected a large area, making it difficult to stay in, and the stench will surely linger for a while! Himari ran towards the comrades, giggling.
"Let's get out here...", Comrade 3 said, fanning the air around them and looking disgusted. Their reaction made Himari giggle even more.
"Aww what's the matter, y'all, can't handle a skunk girl's gas? Hehe~", Himari giggled happily, delighted at the sight of Amir's and the comrades' disgusted faces contorted by the awful stink. "My job here is done! I've shown Inaya what a loser she is, ha! Fuck that bitch, I hate her!", Himari was starting to get angry again, but she managed to calm down. "She lost", she said, smiling calmly, "and I won". Amir's face was so disgusted, contorted and half-dead that if he was in a cartoon, his face would be drawn green, no doubt.
"Shall we return home?", Comrade 3 asked, waiting for Himari's instructions. Just like Amir and the rest of the comrades, they hoped that Himari was satisfied enough of her victory (or rather, of Inaya's defeat) to return home and finally breathe some fresh air again.
"Yeah, that's a good idea!", Himari did a brief victory dance and giggled, she was ready to return home, and a bit disappointed that she'll have to respect the deal she made with Amir, never farting on his face again. She enjoyed this exception, though. Farting on someone's face was really fun for her, she was a bit upset that Amir didn't want her to fart on his face but she decided to respect that. However, she hoped that one day there will be an 'emergency' again and that she'll be able to fart on his face again. Who knows what the future holds. Suddenly, something unexpected happened. Something that shocked everyone.
"BEAR!", Comrade 3 yelled, pointing out at a polar bear slowly approaching.
"This is the end...", Amir shivered in fear, not wanting to die.
"Tsk, that bear hasn't understood anything", Himari mumbled to herself with a proud smirk on her face. She turned around and raised her tail to the polar bear, which continued approaching menacingly. She started hissing, ha, that meant she was getting angry, it was a warning sign for the polar bear! Who, whoever, continued walking closer to Himari, who then started growling, grrr, but the polar bear was unimpressed and continued walking, ready to kill. At that point, Himari was forced to do what she could do best. Luckily, considering that sour feeling she had in her stomach, she knew that was going to be a particularly bad one.
☠☠~PFSHPFSHFSPBRPBRPBRPFSHPTTTSSSFFF~☠☠
"Aaahhh~", Himari let out an incredibly smelly and toxic fart that filled up the area around her and made it pretty much uninhabitable, "phew, that was a killer one~", she proudly commented, fanning the air around her and giggling. Amir and the five comrades all ran away gagging, and so did the bear, that meant Himari and the others were all safe (from the bear, at least). The smell in the area was unbearable, so Himari and the others ran back to the private jet, by which they'll finally return home. They were all nauseous and sick from the smell, but especially Amir, who had to sniff three of Himari's farts with his nose right on her ass, an extremely smelly experience that left him almost half-dead from the stench. He couldn't wait to return home and take a very long break from stinky stuff, he needed a lot of time breathing fresh air to recover from the northernmost facefarting in the world, courtesy by none other than Himari, who whispered something in Comrade 1's ears before they started driving the private jet. Then, she, Amir and the other four comrades were waiting in the passenger's room, waiting to finally return home. Himari's stomach started grumbling, it was obvious she had to-
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To fart, of course... ugh, it's definitely gonna stink!
"Aaahhh~it was amazing to let this one out~", Himari giggled and sighed of relief after letting out a big, airy and very stinky fart that was starting to fill the entire jet. Amir groaned, he wanted to have nothing more to do with that horrible smell, bleurgh! He and the five comrades all pinched their noses. Comrade 4 started scolding Himari for her gaseous release!
"Himari, you're crazy! If this smell creeps into the pilot room, we're going to crash and die!", Comrade 4 pinched their nose and scolded Himari, telling her why it was a bad idea to rip one of her horrendous farts in the jet.
"And that's why I...", she started saying, sexily biting her lips, "...that's why I told Comrade 1 to wear a gas mask before they started driving~", her mischievous smirk was now in full effect, and they all started groaning and panicking at the thought Himari would just kept farting over and over again. Uhgh, if she keeps farting then the jet will soon become saturated with that rotten stench!
"I'm gonna have trauma flashbacks from this smell, bleurgh... please no more...", Amir begged Himari to not fart close to him again, "...especially in a closed space like this, come on Himari!", he pinched his nose and hoped to 'survive' somehow.
"Fufu, does it really smell that bad? Oh, of course it does, I'm a skunk girl, after all~", she giggled and proudly placed her hand over her mouth, "Too bad for y'all, I'm very gassy. Whoops, maybe it's the change of pressure, so here's another one~", she smirked maliciously, and Amir and the four comrades waiting in the passengers' room were gasping in shock and panic, "mnghm~♡"
☠~PFSHPFSHPFSHPBRPBRPTTTSSSFFFSHSHSH~☠
"Fuwaaa~amazing~☆", she really loved farting, and she certainly wasn't going to stop just because Amir and the four comrades were gagging and suffering from the stench, quite the contrary, it made her want to fart even more~
"It smells so bad...", Comrade 4 was really complaining about the smell, phew, it was starting to affect them, Himari's fart was packing a punch~nowhere was safe from the smell in the jet, the only way to be safe was to use a gas mask, but only Comrade 1 had it, they needed it to be able to drive without crashing!
"And you haven't taken it at zero distance like I did! It's a nightmare", Amir said, wanting to breathe some fresh air!
"I believe you on your word", Comrade 4 didn't even want to imagine how bad it would smell if Himari farted right on their nose, 'poor Amir', they thought, shuddering at the only thought, and needing some fresh air, but Himari's flatulence was already filling the entire jet and it would only get worse the more she farted! Her gas was really disgusting to breathe, eww! There was just nothing Amir and the four comrades could do, all they could do was to breathe in Himari's ass fumes and feel disgusted and nauseous from the smell.
"Fufu, you think this is bad? Wait until I let more farts rip and fill this jet with my gas, it's going to be thick and rancid~☆", she was really proud of herself, and to her, when someone says 'it smells so bad' referring to her farts, it's nothing but a compliment! "Your poor noses are going to beg for mercy~here I go, once again~☆~mnghm~"
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"I'm going to throw up, oh gosh, ughrgh...", Comrade 4 was gagging uncontrollably, just like the other three comrades in the passengers' room, and just like Amir as well. None of them could stand the smell without coughing or gagging, it was truly putrid and unbearable, and it should go without saying that Himari kept farting for a really long time.
After a few hours, they were really close to actually vomiting, they did vomit inside their mouths a little, breathing in that stinky air was a torture, it absolutely reeked and there was nothing any of them could do, they were trapped inside that putrid nightmare with no way out! Of course they couldn't open the windows since they were inside a flying jet, and there was no fresh air except (perhaps) in the pilot room, which was locked and nobody could enter. There was truly no escape from Himari's stinky flatulence!
"Mnguh...", Amir was really struggling to breathe, and the four comrades were almost passed out on their seats, while Himari kept laughing maniacally. A lot of time passed, and it wouldn't take too long for everyone in there to finally return home, but each second seemed like a minute, each minute seemed like a hour, and each hour seemed like two and half days. Himari's farts were so stinky they were like a form of torture. At some point, Amir and the four comrades all vomited: the smell was too much for them. Himari laughed uncontrollably, she was very satisfied of seeing people vomiting from her farts. Eventually, they all returned to their homeland, and when they got out of the jet, they desperately breathed the fresh outdoor air. Comrade 1 was wearing their gas mask, and they were told not to take it off until they were very far from the jet, "yeah, walk away from the jet and only then take off your gas mask. Himari's farts reek!", Amir said, still needing to vomit once and then.
"Tee-hee, good luck of getting rid of that stench from your jet, Comrade 1~", Himari said, sticking out her tongue playfully, aww, she was so cute!
Himari walked to her car, ready to return home from the northernmost gassy adventure there ever was!
"Hey Amir", she said, sighing and smiling a little, "I promise to never fart on your face again", she said, smiling even more. She seemed very gentle.
"Thanks...", Amir said, still trying to recover from the smelly experience.
"Now that Inaya... FUCK INAYA! FUCK HER! I HATE HER!", she said, suddenly yelling and getting angry, "oops, my bad, sorry. I still need to learn how to deal with my anger issues", she said, blushing a little embarrassed, "anyway, now that Inaya has been defeated, there's no need for me to fart on your face ever again. I mean, let's be realistic, there's no way anyone will ever perform a facefarting in a more northerly location than Ny-Ålesund. We'll basically hold the record indefinitely. So, don't worry", she said, smiling, and Amir was feeling calmer too.
"You're right, Himari!", Amir said, nodding. Surely there was no way anyone would ever attempt to break Himari's record.
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[???]: "Seems like our opponents have been pretty tough, but we're going to be even tougher. Yuxuan, my sweetie, pack your bag and follow me, we'll be the champions of northern facefarting. We're going to Alert, Nunavut"