The fart stories that would had been (TRUE STORY)

I'm cleaning up my laptop from everything related to this decade-long (July 2014-July 2024) DeviantArt thing (fart stories, drawings, "lyrics", everything really), including the text file containing the list of ideas I had for the stories I hadn't written. I think it would be a shame for them to be lost forever, so I'll list them (the titles and the description).

Title: [NOT CLICKBAIT] my last video got 666 dislikes!
Description: a gassy demoness threatens a YouFail video content creator that she'll torture him with her farts if any one of this videos reaches or surpasses 666 dislikes. At the beginning, it was easy to avoid reaching 666 dislikes because he had very few subscribers. As time went by, however, although the like/dislike ratio of his videos was really high, the sheer amount of subscribers he got over time lead to one of this videos reaching 666 dislikes, and the gassy demoness tortured him with her farts.

Title: My gassy four-dimensional girlfriend
Description: a sad, lonely guy with a fart fetish finally finds a girl willing to fart on his face. The catch? She's four-dimensional! The implications of that are... bizzare. (Story vaguely inspired by Flatland by Edwin Abbott Abott).

Title: Becoming an adult!
Description: in a hunter village, kids and adults are words not defined by age, but whether or not they have killed a [yet unnamed] demonic creature and provided its meat to the community. Those who have not killed that creature are considered children regardless of their chronological age. About 50% of villagers fail at becoming an adult, and perish at the poisonous claws of the demonic creature. A 22 year old "child" with a fart fetish is the oldest child in the village, he's too scared to face the demonic creature, but he has to kill it in order to become an adult and get farted on by his crush, a very beautiful girl that already said she'd fart on his face, when he'll become an adult.

Title: An Illegal Meal
Description: [to work on later] something related to eating potatoes in Potatophobistan.

Title: Skunk girls in the Meinong's Jungle
Description: in the jungle of objects that subsist but don't exist, skunk girls roam freely, terrorizing unicorns, elves, fairies and other creatures.

Title: A voodoo doll with a sense of smell
Description: a gassy girl builds a voodoo doll of someone she hates, and whenever she farts on it, that person can smell her farts, no matter how distant he/she is.

Title: Skunk girls encounter in a DMT trip
Description: a guy tries DMT, and encounters various entities, but most notably, skunk girls who fart on him.

Title: Wikipe-tan farts on a troll's face
Description: Wikipe-tan, the Wikipedia's mascot, farts on a user that vandalizes Wikipedia's pages writing non-sense.

Title: A Sick Society
Descripton: in a society where literally everything is considered to be a disease (having five fingers is a symptom of a devastating disease called 'pentadactyly' that will surely lead to death sooner or later), a guy and a girl chat with each other and wonder what being free of diseases is like. Homosexuality is a disease, but so are heterosexuality, bisexuality and asexuality. There is simply no such thing as "healthy" in this society. The guy confesses he has a very serious disease called "Eproctophilia", which causes one to have a fetishism for flatulence. After some time, the two just shrug, the girl says "what even is health anyway" and accepts to fart on his face.

Title: Gopnik Gassy Girl
Description: [N/A]

Title: Stepteacher farts on her student
Description: a fart fetish story where the "step-" prefix is added to words randomly. A parody of what happens on porn websites.

Title: Gassy Sleep Paralysis Demoness
Description: a guy has a sleep paralysis, and he's farted on by a gassy demoness while he's unable to move.

Title: Chaos magician's gassy imaginary friend
Description: a chaos magician creates a sigil to summon a gassy girl from Rodinia (the infinite realm of possible ideas). He gives her a good amount of psychic energies, turning her into a servitor. She suggests him to create art depicting her as an OC, so that she can receive psychic energies from multiple people and become an egregore. He does as she suggests and she becomes an egregore, and everyone can see her even though she's not "real". Some people discriminate her for that, however, saying "we don't serve imaginary friends". Tired of the discrimination, and hungry for more psychic energies, she goes to the UN council and manages to convince the world leaders to create a law called "the GASSED act", where GASSED is an acronym for "Governments Against Stupid, Shameful Egregore Discrimination". By making it unlawful to discriminate against her for not being real, she receives so much psychic energy that she becomes a godform, so powerful that she turns the entire Earth into a stinky hell with her farts.

Title: Distorpors eating CHALLENGE (she got gassy LMAO)
Description: Two guys and a girl make a video where they try to eat a really bizarre food called "The Distorpors", a food that creates a space-time distortion around it and can spit acid from its infinite, fractal mouths. The two guys fail the challenge, the girl barely manages to eat the Distorpors but gets extremely gassy as a consequence, making the entire room uninhabitable with her farts.

Title: A gas-inducing obligation
Description: in a strange kingdom, eating tomatoes is illegal and punishable with death... except during Full Moon, where eating tomatoes is mandatory, and not eating them is punishable with death. During Full Moon, everyone is required to eat tomatoes in front of the King's knights to get a certificate that they have abided by the law. There's this one girl who gets extremely gassy whenever she eats tomatoes, much to the detriment of her family, who is unable to get fresh air from her farts, and always dread the Full Moon.

Title: Girl farts (NOT FOR KIDS)(NOT CLICKBAIT)(NO VIRUS)
Description: a normal fart fetish story, but with a weird title.

Title: Existence Contest
Description: an existence contest between a college student called Johnny McDura, Santa Claus, Robert Claus (Santa Claus' brother, who exists "less" than him), and NULL (an entity who does not exist at all, and therefore is not even a participant). The losers of the contest wil be tied up and farted on by gassy girls who have extremely stinky farts. Johnny McDura wins against NULL, but it is later revealed that Johnny didn't win against anyone, because NULL doesn't exist. Santa Claus wins against his brother Robert Claus, so the final match is Johnny McDura vs Santa Claus. With a smirk on his face, Johnny McDura says "we both know you don't exist, Santa Claus. There's no way I'm gonna lose this contest!". To that, Santa Claus replies "Ho ho ho!!! I'm a character cherished by billions of people! And who are you, Johnny McDura? A character from a fart fetish story almost nobody knows about! So who is the non-existent one here? Searching your name on a search engine returns no results! Searching Santa Claus, however...". Johnny McDura was defeated by Santa Claus, who is the winner of the existence contest. The losers are NULL and Robert Claus, but since NULL doesn't exist, the losers are Johnny McDura and Robert Claus, who both get tied up and farted on by girls who have extremely stinky farts.

Title: Nihilistic World (fart punishment for no reason)
Description: someone gets farted on by gassy girls, for no reason.

Title: Gassy girls in Valhalla: reward for brave warriors
Description: N/A

Title: Le Guignol Puant: facefarting play at the theatre
Description: there's a new play at the theatre in town, where a girl farts on a guy's face in front a large crowd. Lots of curious people go to see the play (use UK spelling).

Title: Winston's secret (1984 fart fetish fanfic)
Description: a fart fetish story based on George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984. Julia and Winston go to the countryside so that Julia has more chances to fart on Winston's face without their activities being recorded by The Party. O'Brien fools Winston into believing that there is a "flatulent ladies club", founded by none other than Emmanuel Goldstein, the archenemy of Big Brother. East-Asians are considered Oceania's worst enemy, because they said "Onii-chan, yamete kudasai!" which means "Big Brother, stop it!". The Hate Week became particularly energetic when that was revealed. However, O'Brien's was a trap, and Winston got locked in the Ministry of Love, where he got tortured by girls with unbearably stinky farts, far stinkier than Julia's.

Title: Return to Pangea (the land of everything)
Description: some people return to Pangea after a trip to Panthalassa (the ocean of everything). Although no longer confined to close spaces, the girls' farts still spoil the air quite badly.

Title: Gassy prison: farted on for trademark infringement
Description: I'm using my laptop writing a fart fetish story. As soon as I type "Stink-O-Meter®", the police destroys the door of my house, handcuffs me and imprisons me. Turned out that Stink-O-Meter® was a registered trademark and I wasn't allowed to use it. I'm in the prison, with girls farting on my face as a punishment.

Title: Surviving the zombie apocalypse with a gassy girl
Description: A gassy nerdy girl makes the following joke: "you know what literally makes my blood boil? Any atmospheric pressure below the Armstrong's limit!". The joke was so bad that almost everyone in town became a zombie. The few survivors had to share an underground bunker with the girl, who constantly kept farting and made the bunker nearly uninhabitable.

Title: Only cool guys sniff girls' farts
Description: in a society where sniffing girls' farts is considered to be cool, and eating tomatoes is extremely embarrassing, some bullies finds out a shy guy secretly eating tomatoes, and they took photos of it. The shy guy is blackmailed by the bully, who threaten to share his shameful secret. The shy guys wants to prove that he's not a loser, that he's cool, and the bullies give him a chance: if the shy guy manages to sniff a girl's farts without turning his face away, he has proven that he's cool and the bullies will forget about the tomatoes incident. Of course, the bully pick a girl with extremely stinky farts, to make sure the shy guy will lose the challenge. However, the shy guy manages to sniff the girl's farts, even if barely. The bullies reluctantly allow him in the "cool club".

Title: Dr Jbrokofol's first gassy experience
Description: Dr Jbrokofol, a scientist expert in temperature scales (and dedicated to an agenda where he claims that the Celsius is the only true temperature scale and all others are false), has a really dedicated fan. She wanted to fart on Dr Jbrokofol's face, since that turns her on a lot, and the doctor, after some reluctance, accepts the experience.

Title: Girls play bowling (the loser gets farted on)
Description: N/A

Title: CSI_Murdakia_S01E01_The_Yellowest_Crime_720p.mp4
Description: the first episode of a CSI (Criminal Scene Investigation) series set in Murdakia. A very serious crime has been committed: someone has worn a yellow t-shirt. Pieces of yellow cotton and polyester are hints to find the criminal. Instead of death, the government has decided that for once, to show mercy, the criminal will be punished by being farted on by girls who have extremely stinky farts.

Title: The Anunnaki's secret eugenics experiments
Description: it's December 21, 2012, and a guy gets abducted by an UFO. It is later revealed the ones who abducted him were the Anunnaki, and that the Earth got destroyed. The Anunnaki abducted about 7 million humans and will take them on Nibiru, where they'll live a new life, condemned to be the slaves of the Anunnaki for the rest of their lives. A blue-skinned humanoid tied the guy up, introducing himself as one of the Anunnaki, and explains some things. First, the Earth is (was) flat, and it was the only planet to be flat until it got destroyed by the Anunnaki on December 21, 2012. The Anunnaki consider flat planets to be an abomination, and they must be destroyed. Second, the alien explains that the Anunnaki started interacting with Earthlings since the time of Atlantis, when the Anunnaki abducted several Atlantideans and performed eugenics experiments on them: the Atlantideans with the stinkiest farts got forced to reproduce with each other, and it turned out that having stinky farts is an inheritable trait. After countless generations, the Anunnaki got what they wanted, an army of Atlantideans with unspeakably stinky farts. After the fall of Atlantis, humankind had to restart its evolution from the scratch. A gassy Atlantidean girl tortures the guy with her extremely stinky farts, at the order of the Anunnaki. At some point, a terrifying creature called "Xenos" enters the Anunnaki's mothership (where the guy is located). The Anunnaki try to defeat the creature, many of them perish, but at some point, they discovered that Xenos has a very strong sense of smell. The Anunnaki use the gassy Atlantidean girls to defeat Xenos.

Title: Paleo-humans have some gassy fun
Description: in a trans-humanist society of the 4th millennium, some people have decided to return to how life was before trans-humanism. Those people are called "the paleo-humans". Among them, there's a guy and a girl, and the girl farts on the guy's face.

Title: Terry gets access to Pangean Internet
Description: Terry's uncle returns from Pangean and gives Terry (non-binary/non-specified gender person) a VPN with which they can access the Pangean Internet, which contains literally everything one can think of, including really questionable, illegal and disturbing content (for example, Murdakian Nursery Rhymes for toddlers depicting animated toddlers getting burned alive for wearing yellow t-shirts), making it similar to the Dark Web in some ways. Terry decides to hire a Pangean girl to fart on their face, and she travels all the way to Gaia (Earth) to fart on Terry's face.

Title: Gassy girl reacts to 'Tomatopulescence'
Description: a gassy girl reads one of my stories (Tomatopulescence) and comments it on a livestream, farting quite often while reading the story.

Title: Yourai Livingstone
Description: Yourai Livingstone, a character appearing in some of my stories, like 'Blasphemous World', 'Skunk Girls at the Hilbert Hotel' and 'Gassy Sk8eR witch', is revealed to be the daughter of Dr Albert Livingstone, a researcher of simulated realities. It is revealed that all of my stories are actually simulations created and maintained by Dr Livingstone, and that Yourai has messed with some of those simulations without her father's knowledge or permission, and pretended to be a goddess of flatulence, influencing some of the characters' decision.

Title: ASG (Antithermist Skunk Girls)
Description: A gang of tough skunk girls, riding bycicles and protesting against (and farting on) those who believe that temperature can be objectively measured. Their most frequent target are meteorologists. A guy told the Antithermist Skunk Girls that they're "really cool", getting on their nerves, and when he said that what they did was "really hot", that was the last straw, the antithermist skunk girls kidnapped the guy and tortured him with their farts.

Title: Baader-Meinhof (everyone is into farts now)
Description: a guy reads about fart fetishism once, and after that, it appears like everyone has a fart fetish, and it had always been like that.

Title: If you see this gassy girl, RUN AND CALL THE COPS!
Description: a psychopathic girl who farts on everyone for no reason.

Title: Intrusive thoughts ruin your facefarting fun
Description: a really happy and cheerful fart fetish story, with the exception of intrusive thoughts, written as glitchy sentences that are very disturbing. The contrast between the cheerful atmosphere of the story and the creepiness of the intrusive thoughts should be emphasized.

Title: The IP counter
Description: two girls are chatting with each other. They found a strange device in their house that displays a number (initially zero), and occasionally it creates a beep sound and the number goes higher. After some time trying to figure out what makes the device beep, they found out that mentioning anything that is copyrighted (e.g. music bands, videogames, characters, songs etc) makes the number go higher. When the number reaches 9, their house became completely dark, and when they mentioned something copyrighted again, the number goes to 10 and they become surrounded by a wall of fire. A demoness shows up and explains that she's Jenny, the Fart Queen of Hell, and that she's going to torture the two girls with her farts, which is what she does.

Title: He thinks he has a fart fetish
Description: a conformist guy wonders if he has a fart fetish. As any conformist does, he asks everyone he knows whether or not he has a fart fetish. If at least 50%+1 people say he has a fart fetish, then he has a fart fetish. 51% of people he asked said "yeah, you definitely have a fart fetish" while 49% said "How am I supposed to know?". His conclusion is that he has a fart fetish, and so he tries to find a girl who'll fart on his face, and succeeds!

Title: Logical gassy girl
Description: a logical gassy girl hates inductivism, and say that it's a "hasty generalization" and "illogical" to say that one can eat apples but not mattresses, just based on previous experiences, so she eats a mattress and gets a really bad tummy ache, and her farts can stink up entire houses.

Title: ID Verified: Ventilation Systems Activated!
Description: a fart fetish story heavily based on the PS2 horror game Echo Night: Beyond.

Title: Late February Party
Description: February 29 happens every year, but in most years, there is the "Late February Party", a party created by aliens and where everyone can do whatever they want, their deepest desires that they're too ashamed to act on, because after that, everyone's memory will be deleted, and all proof of the party ever existed disappears. It's as if February 28 is followed directly by March 1. On February 29, 2025, a guy take opportunity of the late february party and confesses to a girl that he has a fart fetish, and she farts on his face. The next day, March 1 2025, it's as if that never happened, however.

Title: Goth girl farts on your face
Description: a 2nd person story set in 666 AD in the Visigothic Kingdom. A literal goth girl farts on your face!

Title: Aria, the gassy Mamodo
Description: a Zatchbell fart fetish fanfic!

Furthermore, I was planning to finish Miyoko's Life and the untitled cyberpunk story about the Malware College, and also, to write and post the meta-minimalist versions of those two other stories. That's it. But of course I won't post any of this stuff, since this DeviantArt thing is over. Byeee C: