It's a hot day in AW958-b, with a temperature of 50 °C (122 °F). It literally feels like you are roasting. In this scorching temperature, virtually everyone needs air conditioning, but not Max, who likes hot weather.
"Please, Mina, it's too cold here", said Max.
"It's 24 °C - 75 °F - here. Nodoby's complaining but you", replied Mina.
"I'm feeling cold", said Max.
"Just wear something heavier, that or simply go outside, it's as hot as you want", said Mina.
"Please", said Max.
"Ok, I will raise the temperature up, what do you want?", asked Mina.
"I want 32 °C - 90 °F", said Max.
"Whoa, that's too hot, we're all going to sweat, no way in this planet we will put that temperature!", said Mina.
"But I'm cold!", said Max.
Mina was a bit stressed, she didn't want to sweat that much. She knew what she had to do, a challenge, yes, because she knew a very difficult challenge that almost nobody would be able to complete. It's something hardly achievable. She was going to suggest this challenge to Max, so she was going to have the temperature she wanted in the room.
Basically, Mina's farts are so rancid, everybody usually flees from them. She was going to suggest a challenge where, if Max was able to smell her farts from behind, he was going to win and they were going to put the temperature at 32 °C/90 °F, else they'll leave the temperature like that.
Mina's farts were known since she was little, now that she's 18, she can use her farts to achieve what she wants. She cannot control her farts very well, but she's gassy, so she can farts multiple times every hour.
"Hey, Max, let's do a challenge, if you win, we're going to put the temperature you want, if you lose we're going to leave this temperature, okay?", said Mina.
"What challenge is this?", asked Max.
"I'll fart in your face, if you stay there, you win. If you can't smell my farts, you'll lose. It's simple", said Mina.
"It sounds easy, okay, let's begin", said Max.
"Why does it sound easy? My farts are like toxic gas, you know?"...
"I don't care, let's begin!!!", said Max.
Max lay on a couch and waited Mina to sit on his face.
She was sitting on him with full clothes, of course, because there was not anything sexual with this.
"Shall I begin?", asked Mina.
"Yes, miss!", said Max.
"I don't have one right now, I'm sorry. Could you wait some minutes, please, just to build some gas up?", requested Mina.
"Of course, anything not to feel cold!", said Max.
"My gas is as warm as you like, you know", said Mina, giggling.
3 minutes have passed, and Mina hasn't farted, but suddenly...
PFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
A silent but deadly fart was let on Max' nose. It smelt like weaponized rotten eggs and rotten cabbage. It was like a torture.
Max tried to breathe, but he was crazily shaking, he knew that he couldn't smell her farts, and fled.
"Your farts are crazy, girl! You could kill someone with your farts!", said Max.
"I know, so, you lost, we're going to leave the temperature like this", said Mina.
"No! Let's retry!", requested Max.
"Okay, but I don't have any gas right now", said Mina.
"When you have one, warn me, okay, I'm going outside, I'm too cold here", said Max.
Max went outside, the 50 °C (122 °F) temperature was not a big deal to him, just a bit hot, but he could perfectly stand it.
Nobody was walking around the streets, there were just cars. He felt like his hair were about to burn, but he liked that feeling. He still needed some water to keep hydrated, he was a human, after all. He sought some shade, and was fine. He drank some waters and lay on a bed made of feathers, relaxed. He wasn't feeling cold anymore. It felt so good to him. Message.
-I have one right now, come here-Mina
-I'm coming-Max
He walked quickly and got in the room.
"I've been holding this one for some minutes, come here!", said Mina.
Max lay on the couch, and Mina farted on his face.
PRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!
It started out loud, but eventually got silent and very stinky.
This time Max tried to stand it, he wanted a higher temperature in the room.
Just one problem, this time the fart was stinkier than before.
Breathing was impossible, and each time he tried to breathe, the fart was so sour it stung (and stunk, of course) his nostrils hair and made him gag, wanting to puke.
That fart was making his eyes water, it was so bad nobody wanted to smell that.
Eventually, Max fled again.
"Smelling your farts is impossible, Mina, yours are like a toxic weapon, how can I win?", asked Max.
"What? Crybaby can't take some natural gas?", said Mina, giggling.
"It's not a normal fart, you have some intestinal problems, Mina, I'm not joking, your farts could kill a mosquito. Why are they so bad?", asked Max.
"They are normal farts, you simply can't take them, because you are too weak to take their smell like a real man!", said Mina.
"I can smell them from here, I've never smelt farts so stinky!", said Max.
"Girls farts are like this", said Mina.
"I want to try once more time, but this time you try not to let me flee, okay?", requested Max.
"Okay, I'll take your hands, so it's going to be harder for you to escape", said Mina.
Max lay again on the couch, near Mina's butt. He feared what was going to happen, but he needed to raise the temperature in that room.
"Here it comes!!!", warned Mina.
PRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
It was loud at the beginning, then silent, but the smell was mephitic. Max thought that her farts could be used to torture someone, or maybe even kill someone if smelt for a long time. He couldn't breathe at all, his nose and mouth were on fire, it was like the fart was so rancid it was melting his face. He tried to break free, but Mina was holding his hands. He turned his head away, but the smell of the fart was still here. All of the air around him was polluted.
"Please, let me go, I cannot stand it, it's so putrid, oh my... PAAA!!! PLEASE!!!", begged Max.
Mina let him go. He felt like his face was blue from the inhuman stench that came out from Mina's butt, and needed some air. He wanted to puke, but he didn't because he didn't want to be seen puking.
"You are a skunk, literally!", said Max, agonizing.
"I take this as a compliment", replied Mina.
"So, I think I'm going to stay cold, right?", suggested Max.
"I'm going to raise the temperature a little bit, if you are cold, like, 27 °C (80 °F), okay? Do you like that?", asked Mina.
"You can leave the temperature like this, I'm going outside, do you want to come with me?", asked Max.
"No, it's too hot outside", admitted Mina.
So, Mina won the battle for the air conditioner, she knew that she was going to win, using that kind of challenge that was impossible to achieve for most people.
Mina farted in the fridge and immediately closed it. Max will be in for a surpise when he'll return.
-If someone bullies you, would you be able to solve your problem with your farts? X'D-Max
Max' face was scorched even considering he was on the shade, but he felt good to him. This weather reminded him of when he was younger, he used to eat chicken quite often, and he and his friends played outside in the streets with weather similar to this. It's so hot, it reminds him of the oven his mother used to cook the chicken.
-Of course I would, one fart in his face, and he's going to regret what he did ;)-Mina
-Can you train me to stand your farts? I want to be strong, I don't want to be weak anymore!-Max
He knew he was strong because he could withstand extremely hot temperatures without any problem, but smelling farts? He never considered that. He felt really weak, not being able to endure the farts of a girl.
-Of course I can! If you want, every evening, before going to sleep, I can train you, and you'll get increasingly stronger, you can do it, if you want it, Max 😏-Mina -Thank you, I'm feeling hopeful now, I know I can do it, so, we're going to do this evening?-Max
Max was excited, he was going to be trained by a girl, a very weird training, but he would get stronger, he would do something other people wouldn't be able to. He was so happy.
-I'm coming home, Mina. Thank you <3-Max
Max was coming home, he was really looking forward to that mission.
"I'm home, Mina!", said Max, and she ran to him and hugged him tight and affectionately.
"We're going to have dinner, then I'll train you. You can open the fridge and choose what you want to eat", said Mina.
Max opened the fridge, but a source of putrid air left him paralyzed. He knew he couldn't eat anything there, and stepped away from it.
"Is there anything else to eat?", asked Max.
"Of course, I'm cooking some chips, some good tasting chips, don't worry", said Mina.
Mina cooked the chips, and they ate them. It tasted amazing.
"You will undergo a training later, you know?", recalled Mina.
"Yes, of course. I'll be ready anytime soon!", said Max.
"Even now?", asked Mina, seductively.
"Whenever you are ready, I am", said Max, bravely.
"Lie down, then", requested Mina, with an innocent looking face.
Max lay down on the couch, and it was the beginning of his training.
Mina pulled her pants off, but with her panties on, and farted right on his nose.
Max felt a stinging (stinking too) sensation on his nose and mouth, his eyes were watering, but Mina told him a trick.
"Even if my farts are the stinkiest thing you ever smelt, a trick is that you keep smelling it, no matter how stinky, so you'll help your circulation", said Mina.
Max didn't want to try it, he knew that her farts were so stinky, he was going to suffer terribly.
"Trust me...", said Mina.
Max breathed in, and he coughed and immediately escaped. He was shaking on the floor, suffering.
"STINKY, STINKY, STINKY!!!", shouted Max.
"Do it again and again, please, you'll suffer decreasingly, trust me!", said Mina.
Max tried to do it again, even if he knew he was still going to suffer.
ONE MONTH LATER
"Good, good, do it!", said Mina.
Max breathed in deeply but not continuously, with tears in his eyes.
"You're doing amazing!!", said Mina, cheerfully smiling and encouraging doing better.
"When will I be able to smell them without any issue?", asked Max.
"One year and this will be like clean air to you, trust me", said Mina.
Max kept breathing, her farts were still incredibly stinky to him, but he was being able to endure them, even if he was feeling so bad, but at least he could do it without escaping on his first breath. Her farts were stinky, but there are probably some other girls who have stinkier farts, and they can rule the world if they want. Max knew that Mina was not the girl with the stinkiest farts in the world, so that was not a problem. It was still extremely difficult to find other girls with stinky farts. How many girls are there with extremely stinky farts? Like, a million? Even so, considering we're seven billions, it's so hard to find them.
ONE YEAR LATER.
Max breathed deeply without any problem.
"And to think I found these stinky one year ago. How weak I was!", said Max.
"You see? My farts are not stinky!", said Mina.
"But everyone else keeps finding your farts stinky like I did one year ago, I know smell them, sometimes I don't even notice", said Max.
"Your training is now complete", said Mina, affectionately hugging Max.