⏰ December 20, 2012
🌎 Nome, Alaska, USA
At a latitude of 64°30'N, near the winter solstice, the day was very short, the Sun hovered just 2 degrees above the horizon at its highest. It was a Thursday evening, and John Doe turned his computer on. As an operating system, he had Windows 7, like most people. Windows 8 was released a few months ago, but John still preferred Windows 7. 'I will never switch to Windows 8, it sucks', John thought. John had an Android phone, with a super new version of the OS: Android 4.2.1 (Jelly Bean). It was released not even a month ago. It's super modern, efficient, and fast! The iPhone 5 was released a few months ago, but John preferred Android because it's more customizable. John had a PlayStation 3, the most recent console from Sony, and there were some rumors that the PlayStation 4 would be released next year, though there was no official confirmation, and John was very curious about what the next-gen games will be like. John is very interested in technology. His computer was on: he could see the Aero theme, glossy design, gradients and skeuomorphic icons greeting him. He opened the browser he used: Firefox 17, the latest version of Firefox, super fast, super modern, super advanced! Internet explorer was too slow, and that's why people were starting to use Google Chrome more. However, John was loyal to Firefox, it was his favorite browser. He opened YouTube, one of the most visited websites in the world, and saw that Gangnam Style was trending: at that point it almost reached a BILLION views! 'Incredible...', John thought, marvelled. On his smartpphone, he had a game called 'Fruit Ninja'. At some point, his younger sister, Jane Doe, knocked at his bedroom.
"Come in!", John said, and his sister Jane entered his room. She was shivering in fear, she looked terrified, for some reason, "What's wrong, Jane?", John asked, raising his eyebrow.
"T-tomorrow...", she started saying, trembling, "...t-the world... will end...", she said, hopeless.
John had a huge smug smile on his face. "Ha! What a load of bullshit!", he said, smirking and crossing his arms, "The world will not end tomorrow! People keep saying that all the time, but it's not true. Trust me, Jane, the world will keep going as usual! Wanna spend some time together so you can distract yourself from that thought?", John asked.
Jane whimpered from the fear but nodded weakly. "Awesome! Let's watch some Looney Toons, I know you love that show! Would you like that?".
Jane nodded. "I love Looney Toons", she said, "please, John, let's spend a long time together today...", she asked, feeling hopeless.
"Of course, and guess what, we'll spend a long time together tomorrow too! I promise!", John told her, trying to comfort her from her apocalyptic thoughts. They watched one episode of the Looney Toons and then John smiled and asked: "What would you like to do now, Jane?"
"Let's watch Shazaam!", she said, wondering if that was the last movie she'll ever match!
"Ok!", John said, playing the movie on YouTube and not worrying about copyright. He didn't even think about a "realm of ideas" that predates humankind's existence in order to justify piracy and not feel ashamed of his crime... he just clicked "play" without thinking about it in the slightest. He smiled and wanted to make his sister feel comfortable.
"Thank you, John", Jane said, blushing a little.
"You're welcome, Jane! And tomorrow we'll spend time together too!", he reiterated, trying to convince her that December 21 wouldn't had been the end of the world.
After some time, in the movie there was a scene where Sinbad played a genie, and Jane laughed a little, "that will always be my favorite scene!", she said, smiling. She was feeling a little better, even though she was worrying today may be the last day. "Hey John, I'm hungry! I want some food!", Jane said.
"Sure, I'll bring some here from the kitchen! What would you like to eat? We have some Fruit Loops in the kitchen", John said.
"Nah. What else do we have?", Jane asked.
"We have some Captain Crunch...", John said.
"I don't like eating cereals in the evening, come on! What else?", Jane said.
"Oh, ok! So, let me think... oh, I just remember! We have Kit-Kat!", John said.
"Yay, I love Kit-Kat! Bring them here! Do we also have Jiffy? If so, bring that here too, I love Jiffy!", Jane said.
"Chocolate bars with peanut butter, sounds like an interesting combination! Ok Jane, I'll be back!", John said.
"Thank you, John!", Jane said, smiling.
"You're welcome!", John said, going to the kitchen to bring Jane the Kit-Kats and the Jiffy. He went back and he saw Jane hugging his Pikachu plushie. That yellow rat with a zig-zag tail and black tips of its ears and tail. John smiled, hugging Pikachu may have been comforting for Jane. "Here's the Kit-Kats and Jiffy!", John said, giving them to Jane, who ate them happily. She almost forgot about her belief that tomorrow the world would end!
"I'm getting bored of Shazaam, I've seen it too many times. Let's play Monopoly, John!", Jane asked, wanting to do more than just one thing, 'just in case' that the world actually will end tomorrow! 'You never know, better live as if there's no tomorrow', Jane thought, still afraid.
"Ok Jane! Anything for you!", John said, picking the box of the game Monopoly. The classic, unmistakable Monopoly man with his signature monocle was on the package. That monocle is simply impossible to forget! Jane thought that the Monopoly man was very charming!
Jane and John kept chatting, and they didn't shy away from talking about more complex topics, too!
"Man, Nelson Mandela could actually have had a chance to end apartheid in South Africa!", Jane said, sighing.
"Yeah, it's such a shame that he died in prison in the 1980's! If he didn't die, he could had actually brought positive change! He may even had become the president of South Africa, who knows!", John said.
"Yeah, but we can't change the past. The past is stable and remains the same even in the future... the past never changes...", she said, sighing. "I gotta fart!", she said. She lifted her ass and let out a fart. John had a grossed out expression on his face while Jane laughed, and then the smell hit: it was awful, and John even coughed a little. It was not a good idea to open the window: winter is frigid so close to the Bering Strait! Luckily, he had a bottle of Febreeze on his desk, and he sprayed it in the air. It didn't make things much better, but it was slightly better. Jane laughed, and John smiled a little despite the stench: seems like Jane was forgetting about 'the end of the world'. Or was she? After some time, it was pretty late, and Jane said "I have a Christmas gift for you".
"You can give me that on Christmas", John said. Jane was sweating nervously.
"N-no, I'll give it to you today! I'll be back!", Jane said, leaving John's bedroom and returning shortly after with a t-shirt (designed for indoor use mostly, as in Nome, the summer is so cold that there are barely any trees in the town, it's a tundra climate, the one that the climatologist Wladimir Köppen labelled with "ET"). The t-shirt had Shaggy from Scooby Doo drawn on it. Shaggy looks a little nervous, and his signature Adam's apple made it even more obvious. On the label of the t-shirt you could see the branding of the t-shirt, "Fruit of the Loom", with the usual logo with the fruit and the unforgettable cornucopia behind it. "That's the Christmas gift for you!", Jane said, smiling.
"Thanks, Jane! I really like it!", John said, planning to throw the shirt in his closet and never wear it in his life.
"You're welcome! I love you, John", Jane said, giving John a tight, long hug.
"I love you too, Jane. Now it's a little late though. We'll see each other tomorrow, ok?", John said, while hugging her back.
"S-sure... tomorrow... yes! We'll see each other tomorrow! As usual, like we do every day...", Jane said.
"See you tomorrow, Jane! Let's go to sleep now!", John said, and Jane nodded and went to her bedroom, while John stayed in his bedroom. Jane was too anxious to sleep, so she kept her light on and started reading the Berenstein Bears, a book that she loved when she was a child, so that calmed her down a little. In his bedroom, John lied down on his bed and closed his eyes, smiling and thinking the evening with Jane was cute in its own way. After some time, he was starting to fall asleep, but he was woken up by a blinding light. He could barely open his eyes. His vision was all white, except for a light grey disk shape that was barely visible. John was unable to identify the flying object, as the light was too blinding. He felt really cold, as if someone opened the window in the depth of the Alaskan winter. He kept his eyes closed but the light was blinding him anyway, he couldn't see what was going on. He opened his eyes again and he was inside a really strange, unfamiliar building, with glossy, chrome floor and walls.
⏰ December 21, 2012
🌎 ???
"W-where am I?", he mumbled, panicking. He turned around and he saw a blue-skinned woman with three pairs of arms. "W-who are you?", he asked, terrified.
"My name is Arachne, and you are in the Anunnaki's spaceship", the woman explained, "Got any more questions?". John just screamed and tried to run away, but Arachne lowered her pants and underwear, showing her bare butthole. "SPIDER WEB!", she yelled, releasing a thick and sticky web from her anus and immobilizing John with it.
"What the hell is going on...", John mumbled, whimpering. Arachne got closer and smiled.
"Do you really want an explanation?", Arachne asked.
"Yes, please!", John said.
"Very well!", Arachne said, nodding, "I'll start from the beginning, then. Contrary to what current humans believe, millions of years ago biologically modern humans already existed. The most advanced civilization was Atlantis, an island in the Atlantic ocean that was later submerged due to the shifts of plate tectonics. We, the Anunnaki, always had intense interest in your species since the very beginning. We saw potential. The genes of greatness always flowed within your species, but only a few individuals would display them. We observed your species from our planet, Nibiru, and we eventually decided to capture some of the Atlanteans and breed them for greatness. Men had the potential for great physical strength, but women were weaker. However, after some research, we found out what genes could bring greatness in women. Both men and women had great potential for intelligence, but we were warned against increasing that. If our test subjects became too intelligent, they could rebel against us. We needed their level of intelligence high enough to be physically capable of serving us, but not as high as to allow them to question why they were doing what they were doing, or why they were there, or if us - The Anunnaki - are actually not as benevolent as we said we were. If it occurred that someone was too smart and started questioning our role, we would request the other humans to kill that person. We called questioning us "blasphemy", or "impiety". It would had been a disadvantage for us if humans no longer served us. We needed compliance. We maintained presence on your planet - Gaia, as well as taking some of your humans on our planet - Nibiru, in order to perform eugenics experiments on them. We bred the strongest men with the strongest women, in order to produce the strongest male offspring. However, focusing solely on strength was a waste: female could get really strong, but not as strong as the strongest males. For that reason, we focused on another trait. We wanted to maximize the stench of flatulence in our female subjects. So, we'd started breeding the men with the smelliest flatulence with the women with the smelliest flatulence, in order to produce offspring that had smelly flatulence as well. We then found out that, fortunately, smelly flatulence is inheritable. After countless generations, we had an army of human males with incredible strength, and human females with incredibly smelly flatulence. Those were essential for close combat against the Plutonians. We did not mess with the genes of the humans in your planet: we needed a control group. Some humans had - and still have - incredibly smelly flatulence, purely as a product of statistical variation in very large numbers, but that is nothing against our army of Atlanteans. After the fall of Atlantis, we stayed on your planet and observed carefully as a new population arose: the Neogenos - the new breed of humans. They started as nomadic tribes who couldn't read or write, and then, the first civilizations started. The Indus Valley, Mesopotamia, Ancient Egypt, Crete... as soon as they were advanced enough, we interacted with them. They depicted our vehicles in their art, they build totems, faces and masks representing us. We have been known to humans by many different names, depending on their culture. We routinely kidnapped the Neogenos - the new breed of humans - and brought them to Nibiru to perform the same experiments we performed on the Atlanteans. The results were successful. However, as the millennia passed by, your planet started getting sick. After the second industrial revolution, the exploitation of resources lead to your planet getting weaker. Slowly and gradually, the beautiful Mother Gaia morphed from a healthy oblate spheroid to a flat disk. The lethal blow was the Fort Model T, a car created by Henry Ford in the early 20th century. Your planet could not survive that, and it became flat. Some people had known. In 1956, the Flat Earth Society was born. They tried to warn the other humans, but the vast majority did not take them seriously. From the 1950's onwards, we have made some deals with the governments of the USA and USSR. Top secret documents about our deals with them. None of that matters anymore, though. Your planet is now a corpse, a disk floating in the vast emptiness of space. Due to its unsanitary conditions, we were tasked by Enki to destroy your planet. Flat planets are an abominations, and they must be destroyed, I hope you'll understand that. The normal shape of a planet should be a approximately spherical. In other cases, that means there's an anomaly, and the planet must be destroyed in order to keep harmony with the cosmos. We have destroyed planets of many anomalous shapes: egg-shaped planets, irregular spiky planets, but we had never seen a flat planet before. It's honestly disgusting. We will destroy it in a couple of what you call 'hours'. Today, December 21, 2012 in your most popular calendar - the Gregorian calendar, is the day your planet will no longer exist.", Arachne explained.
"It can't be...", John mumbled, still immobilized by the web.
"We told the Mayas, an ancient civilization, to warn the rest of humankind about it. If some did not believe it, that's their problem. We have brought 7 million humans onto our spaceship and we'll let them breed and continue their existence, although they'll be enslaved and forced to serve us for the rest of their existence. We will also continue the eugenics experiments to make the female members of your species' gassier, with smellier and more frequent flatulence. You will also be a test subject. We want to see the effects of extremely smelly flatulence on humans", Arachne explained, pressing a button. Soon, a human girl showed up. She was a Neogenos whose ancestors were the test subjects of eugenics experiments in order to produce females with extremely stinky farts.
"Did you call me, Miss Arachne?", the girl said, with a submissive and obedient tone.
"Yes, Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1. Place your anus on that humans' nose and release your flatulence on his nose. Do not let him go, no matter what", Arachne said.
"Yes, Miss Arachne", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, bowing slightly towards Arachne and walking towards John.
"Good luck, human!", Arachne said, smirking and leaving the room.
"Please, no, NO, NO!!!", John said, trying to break free, but he was immobilized by Arachne's web.
"I apologize for the discomfort, John. That's your name, right? Miss Arachne told me a few things about you. I understand it will be very smelly, but I cannot disobey the Anunnaki's orders. The Anunnaki worked really hard to produce a human with farts as stinky as mine, and it would be dishonorable for me to disappoint them. Prepare yourself", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, pulling down her pants and underwear. John's heart was racing, but he knew he couldn't do anything to stop this situation. John felt ashamed of himself for not believing his sister. For thinking she was gullible. It was the end of the world, after all. Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 placed her butthole right on John's nose, and did what she was ordered to do: PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF.
"OH MY GOD!", John said: Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's fart was extremely stinky, and he was forced to smell it. His nose was trapped right between her asscheeks and there was nowhere for him to go, especially since he was trapped in Arachne's web. John groaned and tried to not gag, it would had been too humiliating for him, but the fart he was smelling was awful! He tried to only take small whiffs but that didn't work: even small whiffs made him want to gag, the smell was too rotten and foul!
"That would be Enki", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 remarked, "Enki is the god of us all". Without warning or saying anything about it, she farted again: PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF.
"MUGYUUUHHH!!!", John gagged a lot, the smell was terrible, it was worse than rotten eggs. It was more pungent, more layered, just grosser. Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 didn't laugh, didn't tease, didn't think anything about what she was doing: she was simply following the orders of Arachne, who was feeling giddy at the thought that John was getting farted on by a woman whose ancestral line was bred selectively to maximize fart stinkiness. John couldn't do anything, all the breaths he was taking were of Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's putrid toots.
"Those sounds of yours... my farts must stink pretty bad, don't they? After all, my ancestral line was selectively bred for that. I am grateful to these extraterrestrial beings for teaching me my place in this stellar system. Now, I will deliver some more flatulence, as requested by Arachne", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, ready to let it rip once again: PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF.
John was going crazy from the stench, he tried not to gag but those farts stank so bad it was impossible. He was feeling so humiliated about not being able to not gag. He was breathing in those nasty fumes and he was feeling dizzy from the stench. Arachne did not specify how long Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 had to fart on John's nose for, but she thought that was not enough yet. She understood that she should really make John go crazy from the stench. Luckily for her (and unfortunately for John), she had a lot of gas in her belly, ready to be released from her ass, she was extremely gassy, so she let another one rip: PFSFSFSPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF.
John's eyes were watering, his lungs were rotting, he tried to break free, but Arachne's web was immobilizing him, and when he tried to move his head to the sides so that his nose was not right on Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's rotten butthole, she grabbed his head and kept it still. "I understand my flatulence has a terrible smell. However, you must smell it. It's the divine will. Let me give you the coup the grace. It's going to be massive. Ngh", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, getting ready to rip a huge one, and without any effort: PBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPBRTSTSTFSTSFSTSFSFSPRBPRBPRBPPBR.
John's eyes went backwards from the awful stench, he gagged so hard he sounded like he was about to throw up. He took small whiffs and almost puked, there was nothing he could do to stand the stench. The whole room was reeking really badly, there was no inch of fresh air in the entire room, and John was not moving as much as he used to. The stench totally overwhelmed him. "It seems like my job here is done. I have followed Arachne's orders", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, getting up from John's face and standing in a corner of the reeking room. "Awaiting for the next divine order", she mumbled in a cold, robotic voice.
In the meanwhile, in the pilot control room, Shiva was about to destroy Gaia with the Anunnaki's gamma ray burst. Brahma tried to convince Shiva to not destroy the place, but Shiva was too excited to cause an apocalypse. "Please, Shiva, spare that planet. Think about all the humans and animals who populate it!", Brahma said, begging Shiva to not destroy Gaia.
"The humans on that planet were irresponsible. They exploited Gaia's resources so badly that the planet became entirely flat. An abominable disk floating in space. Any planet with an anomalous shape must be destroyed. It's the cosmic order estabilished by Enki. The humans on that planet should had taken better care of their planet, and not let it die like that. Healthy planets are round. This one... this one is flat! All humans on this planet deserve to be destroyed for what they did to their mother Gaia. No matter how much you beg, Brahma, you won't stop me from destroying this planet", Shiva explained.
"The Reptilians have tried all that they could to stop Gaia from becoming flat. It's true that the humans were irresponsibly exploiting the natural resources of their planet. Bork, the leader of the Reptilians, have mandated all humans to be vaccinated. As we all know, vaccines cause autism. Bork's plan was to cause the entire humankind to have autism, so that their increased logical capabilities would lead humankind to understand how bad it is to exploit the planet, and revert to a more natural, wholesome lifestyle, so that Gaia could heal and become round again", Brahma explained.
"That was the planet. But they failed. I appreciate the effort, but it was not enough. To the void they will go!", Shiva said, determined.
"The problem is that the vaccines were not as effective as Bork thought. Only a very tiny minority of people became autistic, nowhere near enough to save the planet from the slow but inevitable flattening. The Reptilians also used chemtrails to try to restore the planet. Those trails contained a medicine which was supposed to slowly heal Gaia and make her become round again", Brahma explained.
"And they failed at that too, didn't they? Look at this planet, does it look round to you? Effort is appreciated but it's not enough. I will destroy this planet, full stop.", Shiva said, not willing to engage in the argument anymore.
"Beautiful⁓", Nergal, the war god of the Anunnaki, clapped his hands as he walked into the pilot control room. He was smiling seductively, he loved the idea that he was about to see a planet being destroyed! "Let me sing a song first⁓", he said, with a malicious smirk on his face. When he's happy, Nergal has a bit of singing death metal songs. He took a guitar and started playing some heavy death metal riffs. Then, he started singing, in a deep, growling voice.
♫ We are the Anunnaki ♫
♫ Your flat planet we will destroy ♫
♫ From Nibiru to Gaia with our spaceships ♫
♫ Planar destruction we will enjoy ♫
Nergal started performing some crazy virtuoso guitar riffs and solos, before starting the second verse:
♫ Kneel before the sons of Enki ♫
♫ Tremble staring at the abyss of Abzu ♫
♫ Eugenics experiments with the Atlantean race ♫
♫ Pushing potentials, a new army we will deploy ♫
Nergal then smashed the guitar on the floor, destroying it and scattering it in thousands of pieces. He was sweating, and he got closer to Shiva's ears, seductively asking him a question. "Is light a particle or a wave?"
"Yes!", Shiva replied.
Then, out of a sudden, a loud alarm with flashing red lights rang. "HUMAN INTRUDER APPROACHING THE PILOT CONTROL ROOM", the alarm said, in a robot, feminine voice. Brahma had some hope, he dashed towards Shiva and pinned him to the ground.
"What on Nibiru are you doing, did you lose your mind?", Shiva said, trying to break free from Brahma's hold. All that Shiva had to do was to press the red button before the human arrives, but Brahma was holding him down. "Ha, do you really think you can save the planet? The Battle Squadrons will defeat that puny human instantly", Shiva said, trying to push Brahma away.
"BRAHMA!", Nergal yelled, furious, approaching him to let Shiva destroy the planet.
"No... this is bad...", Brahma mumbled, trying his best to save Gaia from destruction.
In the meanwhile, in the large hallway of the Anunnaki's spaceship, the human was running towards the pilot control room. Nergal used an advanced telecommunication device to order the Squadron 17, who specializes in traps and weapons who immobilize enemies, to capture the human and lock him in the spaceship jail. That human is an old man with long white hair and a long beard. His name is currently unknown. Nergal is the leader of all Battle Squadrons. The Anunnaki have 256 Battle Squadrons, numbered from Squadron 0 to Squadron 255. Each Squadron specializes in different types of weapons and fighting styles. Arachne is the leader of the Squadron 17: with her Spider Web, she can immobilize any enemy. In a normal situation, the Anunnaki would be able to stop a human in a matter of seconds. However, this human has somehow managed to steal a plasma gun from Squadron 11 (who specializes in firearms) and therefore the situation must be handled with more caution. "SPIDER WEB!", Arachne yelled, firing a web from her anus, towards the human. However, the human instantly vaporized Arachne's web with the Squadron 11's plasma gun. "CODE RED SITUATION!", Arachne yelled, and the rest of the Squadron 17 showed up. They tried to stop the human, but he was too agile. He easily dodged traps, webs, sticky liquids, and he knew well not to look into the eyes of Medusa. "This human is not normal...", Arachne mumbled to herself.
Meanwhile, in the pilot control room, Nergal has punched Brahma, throwing him backwards and freeing Shiva from Brahma's hold. "Quick, Shiva, press that red button! Let's end this planet once for all!", Nergal said. Brahma tried to stop Shiva from destroying the planet, but Nergal kept him far from Shiva.
"Aim... target = the particle accelerator at CERN, in Geneva, Switzerland. The spaceship's gamma ray burst will collide with the particle accelerator, spreading the radiation into the entire disk and causing a huge explosion, destroying the planet", Shiva said, aiming at the particle accelerator at CERN for a speedy deletion of the planet.
"NEVER!", the old man yelled, entering the pilot control room. Nergal laughed.
"You insignificant human, are you really challenging the god of war? You will regret that!", Nergal said, approaching threateningly.
"My planet will NOT be destroyed!", the human said, shooting at Nergal with the plasma gun. However, Nergal had no damage at all from that.
"Do you really think a plasma gun is enough to defeat the god of war? I will have mercy on you, human. Go away now, and I'll spare your life", Nergal said, feeling merciful.
"NEVER! I won't let you destroy my planet!", the human said.
"Your wish, mortal", Nergal said, "BLACK HOLE!", he yelled, and he released a black sphere from his right hand. That sphere was attracting him inside. He tried to grab a handle of a closet, but the attractive force was pulling him towards the black sphere. His plasma gun was sucked into the black hole. After a few seconds, he could no longer keep his hand grabbed to a handle of a closet, and the human was being sucked into the black sphere. Nergal suddenly closed his right hand, erasing the black sphere shortly before the human would had been sucked. The human feel to the floor of the room, with his nose bleeding from the impact, but he survived. "I've had mercy on you, human. I could had ended you easily. I decided to spare your life. Shiva, press the button!", Nergal said.
"NOOO!!!", the old man yelled, running towards Shiva.
But it was too late.
Shiva had already pressed the button. A feminine robotic voice could be heard saying "GAMMA RAY BURST SEQUENCE... 3... 2... 1..."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!", the old man yelled, crying in tears. It was too late: the gamma ray burst was fired towards the CERN. It only took a fraction of a second before the gamma ray burst reached the planet. As it impacted with the particle accelerator, the entire Gaian disk was destroyed. Nergal and Shiva loved how it looked, even though there was no sound, since sound does not travel through the vacuum of space.
"Mission completed!", Shiva said, with a satisfied grin on his face.
In the meanwhile, Arachne went back to the room where John and Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 were. Arachne walked into the room and coughed. "Phew, that's potent! Good job, Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1! Anyway, good news: Gaia has been destroyed", she said, smiling, even though her eyes were watering a little bit.
"Thank you, Miss Arachne. I did my best. Congratulations to the Anunnaki for destroying the defective planet.", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, coldly.
"There's lunch for John in one hour. In the meanwhile, fart on his nose some more, and then give him some food. He loves french fries, I saw him on his planet eating lots of those, so after you finish farting on his face again, give him water and french fries until he's full", Arachne said.
"Order received!", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1, nodding coldly, pulling her pants down and placing her ass on John's nose again, just like she did before. "Flatulence incoming!", she said, and let one rip right into John's nostrils: PPPBBBBRRRTTSTSTSFSTSFS.
"MGUOUGH!!!", John gagged, Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's flatulence smelled as bad as it did before. It didn't matter to John that after being farted on, he'll get food, because Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's farts are so stinky that being farted on by her feels like an eternity! John sniffed and gagged, sniffed again and gagged again, the smell was horrible and he felt like his nose was melting from the stench. It was perfectly believable that her ancestry was selectively bred for the purpose of having super stinky farts: they smelled so bad that John wondered if a normal human being, what the Anunnaki call "the Neogenos", could do such a stinky fart. But John didn't have the energy to think about those things, all he could do is sniff Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's gas and gag on it!
Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's butthole was still pressed against John's nose. She thought nothing about what she was doing, it was just an order she received from Arachne, and she was simply carrying it out: PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF.
"Mgrr...", John's nose was wrinkling, the smell was atrocious, it felt like being thrown inside a dumspter full of garbage and rotten eggs, and Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 wasn't running out of gas, not quite yet! In fact, she had more gas ready to let out, better out than in, because Arachne said so: PBRPBRPBRFSDFSFSTPEBDS!!!
"Khkhkh...", John sounded like a choking little alien, the stench of sulfuric gases was filling his lungs, he felt like he had already smelled enough, more than enough, too much, even, but Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 felt like John didn't breathe enough of her gas yet. After all, it would had been a waste to spend hundreds of thousands of years breeding an ancestry of girls with ultra stinky farts if those farts were not used to the fullest. Because of that, Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 kept farting on John's nose, but this time she removed her panties and placed her bare anus on John's nose.
"This way you can smell my flatulence more properly", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, coldly, before letting out another fart with no filter: PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF!!!
"Nnn...", John was almost unconscious at that point, his eyes were rolling backwards, his eyes were burning red, and the room was reeking like crazy, there was no single cubic nanometer in the room that was not spoiled by Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's horrid gas, although there may had been some cubic picometers that barely escaped the stench due to gas volatility and entropy. Anyone in the spaceship, human or extraterrestrial, would had run away as soon as they took a whiff of the noxious atmosphere in the room, but John couldn't run away, because he was immobilized by Arachne's web, so he had to keep his nose on Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's bare asshole and just keep sniffing her farts at point-blank range. John was losing his energies, the smell was simply unbearable.
"Yes, keep breathing it in, that's your goal in this spaceship", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, coldly, "here is one more", she said, ready to fart once more: PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFPBRPBRSFSSFSFS!!!
John gagged so hard and then he just fell half-unconscious. "I think this is enough. Arachne would surely be satisfied if she saw you in this state", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 mumbled to herself, then she got up from John's face, she pulled her underwear and pants up again, and went to pick up the fries and heat them with an advanced alien technology which took advantage of the properties of an invisible subset of electromagnetic radiation, with a wavelength even higher than infrared radiation: microwaves. Those waves, with a wavelength of about 12 centimeters (4.72 inches), cause the the fries to heat up. When the heating was enough, Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 took those fries out of the extraterrestrial device and put them on a plate made of a substance created from silicon dioxide that was refined in a particular way. Then, she brought those fries to John, but the problem was that he was passed out from the stench. "John, please wake up. I must give you nutrients", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, in a cold, robotic, soulless, monotone voice. John's eyes were watering while he was still almost unconscious on the ground, immobilized by Arachne's web. "The body of a living being requires nutrients, John. Arachne ordered me to give you nutrients. Please, wake up", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said. The room was still reeking like crazy, but slowly, John opened his eyes. They were burning red from the stench. He opened his mouth and gagged as the lingering stench went inside his throat. But still, he opened his mouth, and Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 gave him the fries. John couldn't pick those fries himself, as his arms were immobilized by Arachne's web. Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 then poured a strange substance inside a test tube and requested John to ingest it. "John, this is dihydrogen monoxide. Arachne ordered me to make you ingest this chemical. I must warn you, however, that this substance may cause death by suffocation if inhaled. It's also extremely addictive, it's the main component of acid rain, it can corrode many metals, and its vapors can cause severe burns under some conditions. Open your mouth". John shivered from the fear, he didn't want to ingest such a dangerous substance! He tried to turn his head away but Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 him, forced his mouth open and made him ingest the chemical.
"But... this is water, isn't it?", John said, confused.
"Yes, dihydrogen monoxide is colloquially known as 'water' by the majority of the Neogenos", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, coldly. John gagged, the stench that was filling the room made the water taste like rotten egg juice. "Drink some more, it's required by carbon-based beings to keep biological processes and maintain the life of the organism. I too, just like all the humans from Atlantis, all the Neogenos, and all animals and plants, need to ingest this chemical to survive", she said, and John drank some more water, helped by Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1, who was holding the test tubes. At some point, there was a loud alarm that could be heard from the spaceship, as well as red flashing lights.
"W-WHAT'S GOING ON?!?", John yelled, panicking.
"An emergency. I hope you enjoyed your life, John", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, with the same cold voice as always.
"W-wait, what do you mean?", John said, sweating from terror.
Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 looked at John deeply in his eyes, and without changing her expression or tone of voice, she just said: "Xenos has arrived"
In the hallway, Nergal has called the Squadron 9 and the Squadron 11. "SQUADRONS!", he yelled, "A true warrior never gives up, no matter how mighty the enemy is! Giving up is for COWARDS!", he yelled, "when Xenos shows up, FIGHT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!", he yelled. All the members of the Squadron 9 and Squadron 11 replied "Yes-sir!" and did a salute for Nergal. Squadron 9 specializes in fire-related weaponry, its leader is Pyros, an entity who can spit fire from his mouth. Squadron 11 specializes in firearms, its leader is Dynamos, who lost his right hand in the fight against the Martians 20 crore years ago. Since then, he has replaced it with a mechanical assault rifle, so he can shoot bullets and even missiles from his prosthetic hand. Nergal oversees all Squadrons, of which there are 256 (from Squadron 0 to Squadron 255, each one specializing in different types of combat).
After some time, Xenos showed up in the hallway. It was a four-legged beastly creature, completely black, with huge, sharp teeth, without eyes, and who moved really fast. "FIRE!", Dynamos said, and the Squadron 11 started shooting Xenos with their plasma guns, but Xenos was taking no damage at all. "SHOOT, IT'S GETTING CLOSER!", Dynamos said, shooting a missile from his prosthetic right hand, but Xenos took no damage at all, all it did was moving closer to the Squadron: too many soldiers in a close space, that positioning was not ideal. "Spread around, don't stay too close to each other, Xenos will...", Dynamos started saying, but Xenos had already killed some soldiers of the Squadron 11 with its claws. "EMERGENCY!", Dynamos yelled, and Pyros, the leader from Squadron 9, as well as his soldiers, showed up.
"Did you need reinforcements?", Pyros asked, shooting fire from his mouth directly towards Xenos, who however took no damage, "This monster is invincible!", Pyros said, sweating nervously, and his sweat evaporated instantly at the contact with his fiery skin. "Squadron, fire!", Pyros yelled, and his soldiers used flamethrowers and threw molotov cocktails at Xenos, but it was all useless, Xenos absorbed the fire and took no damage at all. "This is bad...", Pyros mumbled, not knowing what to do.
"Let's not panic, Pyros!", Dynamos said, "There must be a way to defeat this beast!", he said, but Xenos had already killed some soldiers of the Squadron 9. There was no time to think, Dynamos was shooting a gatling gun from his prosthetic right hand right onto Xenos, but as usual, it took zero damage. Dynamos wondered whether that was the end, the situation was already critical, and both squadrons were already taking significant losses. Suddenly, Dynamos had an idea. "Pyros, let's attack together! Al at the same time!", he said, hoping that would at least cause Xenos some scratches. Dynamos, Pyros, as well as all the surviving soldiers of their respective squadrons, used all their weapons at the same time, but Xenos was taking no damage at all. "We must not give up!", Dynamos said, shooting another rocket from his prosthetic right hand, which was however completely useless. After some time, Xenos turned into a green liquid. "Did we defeat it?", Dynamos mumbled out loud, surprised. The fight had reduced the squadrons to a critical situation, many of the surviving soldiers were needing medical care.
"It seems so... yes, we have defeated it...", Pyros mumbled out loud. However, suddenly, the green liquid splashed towards a soldier of the Squadron 9, vaporizing him immediately. "No, Dynamos, we haven't defeated it! It just changed form!", Pyros said, shocked, "Let's retreat!", Pyros suggested.
"COWARD!", Dynamos yelled, not wanting to surrender against Xenos. However, some droplets of the green liquid came into contact with a soldier of the Squadron 11, instantly annihilating him. "Damn...", Dynamos said, sweating profusely.
At some point, Nergal arrived to the hallway. He smiled, and said: "looks like I finally have a worthy opponent". Xenos turned back into its solid form, it ran towards Nergal and hit him with its deadly claws. Nergal's skin was pierced by Xenos' claws, and he received some serious damage. He dropped on the floor, with his blue blood leaking from his chest.
"NERGAL!", Pyros and Dynamos yelled simultaneously, worried about Nergal and wondering whether he was dead.
However, Nergal was slowly getting up. "Did you really believe that I, the god of war, can really be defeated? Defeat is only for my enemies", he said, finally getting up, even though he coughed blood. Nergal is usually immune to anything, but Xenos' claws are extremely powerful. The only reason why he survived is because he's the god of war. Nobody else, other than perhaps Enki and a few others, can survive Xenos' claw attacks. He dried the blood on his face with his arm, and was ready to fight. He smiled: "it had been too long since the last time I had a powerful enemy. This time it may actually be fun", he said, already feeling satisfied, "too bad the game's already over. BLACK HOLE!", he yelled, and a black sphere appeared in front of him. That black sphere can suck anything inside it, making it disappear forever, "Ha! Fall nto the black hole and die!", Nergal said, with a satisfied expression on his face, but Xenos turned once again into a green liquid, and for some reason it just floated mid-air and didn't fall into the sphere. "It can't be!", Nergal said out loud, confused about what was going on. Then, the green liquid was moving towards Nergal at high speed, but he has really fast reflexes: "QUANTUM SHIELD!", he yelled, and he used a shield that teleported that green liquid into another dimension. Nergal was panting a little, "Wow... this beast was powerful... I'll remember your name, Xenos... this was fun...", Nergal said, with a satisfied smile on his face, proud of his...
"BEHIND YOU!", Dynamos yelled, and Nergal turned around and barely dodged the wave of green liquid that attacked from behind. However, a small drop of that green liquid touched Nergal's left foot, vaporizing it immediately. Nergal screamed in pain, dropped on the floor and could no longer stay still. His left foot was instantly annihilated by a single drop of that green liquid. The problem was that the green liquid was getting closer to Nergal. Any normal entity would had been vaporized completely by a single drop of Xenos' liquid form. However, since Nergal is the god of war, he only lost his left foot. Dynamos panicked, but he underestimated Nergal's skills.
"HARPOON!", Nergal yelled, and he threw a harpoon from his right hand towards a wall, and he managed to escape the green liquid that way. Dynamos' prosthetic hand was, in fact, inspired by Nergal's skills. When Dynamos lost his right hand in the fight against the Martians, about 20 crore years ago, it was Nergal himself that suggested Dynamos a prosthetic hand implant. The green liquid was pushing forwards, and everyone immediately understood how dangerous this monster was, and so Nergal and both of the squadrons locked themselves inside the spaceship's Storage Room. Despite having lost a foot, Nergal could move by using his harpoon. Inside the room were other entities, both extraterrestrial and human.
"Are we safe here?", an Atlantean girl in the Storage Room asked, hoping for the best but expecting the worst.
"No, Xenos has turned into a green liquid! EVERYONE, don't stay on the floor! Move to an elevated platform!", Dynamos yelled, urging everyone to stay in an elevated place, just in case that the green liquid may cover the entire floor. It took less than a minute for the liquid to enter the Storage Room from a very tiny crack on the bottom of the door. "There was a crack on the door?!", Dynamos asked out loud, panicking.
"No, that green liquid created the crack", Nergal observed, feeling at the same humiliated by the enemy but also intrigued and reluctantly respectful of its power. Everyone in the Storage Room was standing on an elevated platform, as the green liquid had already started to cover the entire floor. The level of the liquid was slowly rising.
"We're all going to die...", Dynamos mumbled, sweating.
"Wasn't you the one who accused me of being a coward?", Pyros told him, "At any rate, it's better to die while fighting than die while surrendering!, he said, his body getting literally on fire. "FIRE BURST!", he yelled, spitting fire from his mouth towards the green liquid. However, nothing happened. "It didn't evaporate at all!", he said, shocked, "what kind of liquid is this? I've never seen anything like this before!"
"Let's do all we can! SQUADRONS, FIRE!", Dynamos said, shooting a missile from his right hand. Squadron 9 and Squadron 11 kept using all their weapons constantly on the green liquid, but nothing was happening, and the level of the liquid kept rising. Firearms, flamethrowers, molotovs, missiles... nothing was working. "If it keeps like this, we're dying for real!", Dynamos said, panicking.
"Weren't you the one who played so tough before? Or maybe it was just an act? A true warrior shows his true character at the face of death!", Pyros said.
"As if!", Nergal said, scoffing at the idea that Xenos would kill him or his squadrons, "BLACK HOLE!", he yelled, and a black sphere appeared in front of him, he directed that sphere right inside the green liquid, but the sphere was instantly vaporized at the contact with the liquid. "What? Impossible!", Nergal said, confused. It was supposed to be impossible to destroy that sphere, "it's just a gravitational field... how can it...", Nergal was shocked, he never fought an enemy so powerful ever before. So powerful that it can seemingly break the laws of physics. The level of the green liquid kept rising, and neither Nergal, Dynamos, Pyros nor anyone in either squadron nor anyone else in the Storage Room had an idea how to solve this situation, or if the situation was even solvable. Everyone in the room just kind of accepted their own deaths.
"N-no...", a girl from Atlantis started crying as she saw the rising levels of the green liquid. However, at a certain point... PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF. The girl gasped, "excuse me...", she said, blushing, but even this event was not enough to override the terror and hopelessness she was feeling. The smell hit Dynamos.
"Phew, don't fart here, Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59, it's already stinking like Uranus in here!", Dynamos said, trying to lighten the atmosphere in their last moments before death. However, something strange had occurred.
"Dynamos, look!", Pyros said, pointing at the green liquid. It retreated into a corner of the room, at the opposite end of where Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59 was standing.
"Could it be...", Dynamos mumbled.
"Xenos hates the Atlantean girls' farts", Pyros said.
"Wait, what?", Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59 said, shocked.
"Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59, we need your help", Nergal said, bowing, feeling humiliated that he cannot defeat Xenos by himself, but he was still feeling admiration towards that beast's power.
"Yay, of course I'll help! Anything for the Anunnaki! Hehe⁓♡", she said, jumping happily and shoving her fist in the air. The green liquid retreated into the hallway, but the fight was not over: Xenos was still alive and dangerous.
"Dynamos, Pyros, prepare the cannon!", Nergal said, and the two did precisely that, "Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59, are you sure it's okay for you? One mistake and you're dead. Xenos doesn't play around", he warned.
"I won't die, my farts are super stinky, fufu⁓♡", she said, giggling and jumping happily. Nergal looked at her seriously but decided to let her fight against Xenos anyway.
"So be it", Nergal said, "you can see from the camera that Xenos is in the hallway and that it returned to its solid form. You'll go inside the cannon with your posterior facing back. Then, we will open the door of the Storage Room and we'll throw you towards Xenos in the hallway. Should you miss the target, or be unable to pass gas at that specific moment, you will almost certainly die", he explained.
"Yooo, sounds fun, let's do it!!!⁓♡", she said, jumping happily and jumping into the cannon with her ass facing backwards, "I'm gassy as always, don't worry about it, let's go, go, GOOO!!! Hehe⁓♡", she said, giggling happily.
"Three...", Pyros said.
"Two...", Dynamos said.
"One...", Pyros said.
"FIRE!!!", Pyros and Dynamos said simultaneously, firing the cannon while Nergal opened the door of the Storage Room. Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59 was thrown backwards at high speed, and she was having lots of fun.
"YOO-HOO!!!⁓♡", she exclaimed, with lots of euphoria, "Take this, Xenos⁓♡", she said, getting ready to fart on Xenos' face, "Ngh⁓♡": PBRPBRPBPRTSTWSTSFFSFS.
Xenos let out a huge panicked growl and was vaporized. Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59 fell on the floor, but luckily she was not seriously injured. "Ouchie⁓♡", she said, massaging her own leg.
"Amazing...", Nergal mumbled, respecting Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59 and understanding the need for a new squadron. Everyone in the spaceship was celebrating Xenos' defeat, and there was a huge party being thrown.
In the meanwhile, Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 pointed at John with a plasma gun, making him scream in fear. Before he could say anything, she shot at the Arachne's web with the plasma gun, vaporizing it and freeing John. "Xenos has been defeated, and the Anunnaki have organized a celebration. You are invited. Of course, you are free to decline", she said, with the same cold, robotic voice as always. She never changes tone or expression.
"Alright, alright, I'll come! At least I won't have to stay in a stinky room. I need some fresh air", John said, sighing, while his throat felt like he just inhaled pure rotten eggs just from the lingering stench of Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1's farts.
"Understood. Follow me", Ananya-27B95E997E21D9F1 said, opening the door leading to the hallway of the spaceship. As soon as John exited the door, he took a huge whiff of fresh air, as if that was the most delicious thing in the world. To John, that was not much of a celebration, especially considering that his planet was destroyed by the Anunnaki and that he will be forced to smell stinky farts for the rest of his life. Still, it was a much appreciated break, and the atmosphere of the celebration was lively and joyful.
Nergal went to the room of Queen Andromeda: the Queen of Atlantis. She's a demigoddess, daughter of the god Enki and the mortal Atlantean woman Ariel, who lived around 2 lakh years ago. Queen Andromeda is immortal due to the Anunnaki's blood flowing inside of her; she saw the evolution of the Atlantean girls and how the Anunnaki selectively bred the Atlanteans for increasingly stinkier farts over the course of countless generations. The current Atlantean girls have extremely stinky farts due to these experiments. Nergal bowed down to Queen Andromeda. "Do you need anything, Nergal?", Queen Andromeda asked him. She was sitting on her throne, as usual, and her throne obviously had a hole in it, and below it was the face of a person.
"I would like to ask for permission to create a new squadron, one composed of gassy Atlantean girls. Their gaseous emissions may prove to be very useful in future battles", Nergal explained. Queen Andromeda smirked.
"Ara ara, it pleases me that you said our precious gas may be useful for you⁓", Queen Andromeda said, "Of course you may use the gassy Atlantean girls as you please, Nergal. You are the god of war, you can recruit as many soldiers as you want, with any combat technique", she said.
"Thank you, Queen Andromeda!", Nergal said, still bowing down, "but there is one small problem, Your Majesty", he said.
"Oh? And that is?", Queen Andromeda asked, curious.
"All 256 squadrons have been used. I will have to sacrifice one squadron and replace it with the gassy Atlantean girls. However, all squadrons are important for me", Nergal explained.
"You don't have to sacrifice any squadron, Nergal. You can simply update the memory address of the squadron number from 8-bit to 16-bit. That way, you can have 65,536 squadrons in total", Queen Andromeda explained.
Nergal started sweating. "Is it really necessary? It will require a lot of energy to do that. 256 squadrons have always been enough to me. But I just need one more...", he said, wondering what to do.
"Nergal, you can't keep having an 8-bit memory address for the squadron numbers forever. If the Magellans ever wage war against us, we need to be prepared", Queen Andromeda said, serious.
Nergal sighed. "You are right. I think today is the moment", he said, "thank you, Queen Andromeda".
"You're welcome, Nergal", she said, "Ara ara, I feel...": ☠☠☠PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFF☠☠☠
Queen Andromeda let out a rumbly fart. The stench was so powerful that it immediately filled the entire room, making Nergal gag and leave the room. The human that had their face under her butt got pretty much knocked out from the stench immediately, and the rotten miasma persisted in their dreams. Nergal took a breath of fresh air in the hallway and went to the Energy Room to update the memory address of the squadrons numbers from 8-bit to 16-bit. It took so much energy that some of the rooms in the spaceship temporarily blacked out, prompting some complaints, but the energy was restored less than one hour later. Enki himself showed up in order to celebrate the new squadron: Squadron 256. Enki very rarely shows up, so that means it was a very important event. Everyone bowed down to Enki. "Congratulations for the new squadron, everyone", Enki said. "Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59, you have shown great courage and strength, so you have the privilege of becoming the leader of the Squadron 256. You have the right to decline, however, if you don't feel like having such responsibilites", he said.
"YAAAYYY!!!", Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59 said, jumping happily and grinning euphorically. She jumped so high that she almost tripped and almost fell down, but she quickly regained composture, "Hehe, whoops, my bad⁓♡", she said, cutely, "But yes, of course I want to be the leader of the new squadron! OMG Enki I'm so happy!!!", she said, super excited. Enki smiled warmly.
"Very well, then", Enki said, "Rhea-12BF307AE81FFD59, I officially nominate you the Leader of the Squadron 256", he said, and her eyes were full of happiness. The atmosphere in the spaceship was super lively, even though a planet was destroyed the same day and a terrifying beast killed several soldiers of the Squadron 9 and Squadron 11. John was struggling to accept his new reality.
>>> 16,775,203 years later >>>
⏰ Year 16,777,216 C.E.
🪐 Xəðøɮ Desert, Nibiru
The Xəðøɮ Desert contained the tallest volcano on Nibiru, the Elysium. Brahma and Shiva were staring at each other threateningly. "Do you remember when you destroyed that planet, Gaia, almost 2 crore years ago?", Brahma told Shiva, with eyes full of rage.
"Yes, of course I remember that. I have destroyed all sorts of planets. I am Shiva, the destroyer of worlds", he said. Brahma clenched his fists.
"Do you understand how terrible it was, what you've done?", Brahma told him, still angry.
"And why do you think that? That planet was flat, so it had to be destroyed. Any planet that is not round must be destroyed, it's the cosmic rule. The inhabitants of that planet didn't care about the well-being of their mother, they didn't care about her flattening. Their end was deserved", Shiva said.
"They had families, lives to live!", Brahma said.
"Everything must come to an end, sooner or later. All living beings, civilizations, planets, stars, and even the Universe itself. It's how things are. No matter how good, fun or pleasant something is, it must come to an end at some point", Shiva said, shrugging coldly.
"No...", Brahma said, clenching his fists even more, "I will rebuild Gaia!"
Shiva scoffed. "And how do you plan to do it? I destroyed that disk for good", he said.
"I will do it by obtaining the Isotope 16 of Nibirium!", Brahma said. Shiva got a cold shiver on his back. The Isotope 16 of Nibirium is one of the rarest substances in the Universe, and its crystals can only be obtained by Shiva's dead body, "I will throw you into the Elysium and rebuild Gaia!", he explained. Shiva walked backwards.
"Hey, you fool! Do you have any idea of what you're doing? You create words, Vishna preserves them, and I destroy them! It's the balance of the Trimurti, it's how things ought to work!", Shiva said, but Brahma punched him upwards, closer to the volcano crater. Brahma pinned him down and slowly pushed him upwards, even though Shiva was resisting with all his might. "You're out of your mind, Brahma! Why do you think things come to an end? I understand you don't want to accept it, but there is a very good reason for that. Think about all the primordial microorganisms. What do you think would had happened if they were immortal. No evolution. Humans would had never be born. Death is important. Death is purification. Death is the birth of a new generation. You can't just stop it, you'll bring forth an unspeakable catastrophe!", Shiva said.
"When humans first came to Gaia, when the planet was still round, why couldn't they stop dying at that point? They had evolved already", Brahma said, slowly pushing Shiva dangerously closer to the volcano crater.
"Do you really believe a human would like living forever? After some point, when all has been said and done, what else is there to say and do? Right, nothing. Can you understand the overpopulation, the spiritual stagnation? You are a fool if you believe good things can last forever. At some point, no matter how fun something it, it will end. Just accept it already", Shiva said. Brahma shivered, he didn't want to think about the end. He just wants things to be created, and never destroyed. At a moment of hesitation, Shiva was able to turn things around and he was the one pinning Brahma to the ground. "You idiot, it's you who will lose. At some point, new stars will no longer be born, and when all stars die and all neutrinos and black holes evaporate, even the last rays of light will fade away. The Universe will forever be gone", Shiva said, pushing Brahma right at the edge of the volcano crater. "Goodbye, Brahma. Everything was fun until it lasted", Shiva said, but at the last moment, Brahma grabbed Shiva's body and threw it inside the volcano. Brahma gripped the edge of the volcano crater and barely managed to not fall. He slowly climbed up to the ground, and from the volcano, floating crystals of Isotope 16 of Nibirium showed up.
"Finally, I can rebuild Gaia inside the simulation", Brahma said, grabbing as many crystals as possible. After three days of hard work, he finally created Gaia's simulation. Since the real Gaia was destroyed back in December 21, 2012, the simulation simply consists of a "plausible" continuation based on earlier data about humans before that. However, the non-deterministic generation caused some events to not fully match the actual Gaian past.
⏰ December 21, 2012
🌎 In the simulation
Jane woke up in her bed, she yawned and stretched her arms. "The world didn't end, after all... my brother was right", she mumbled, and looked at the book she fell asleep reading: the Berenstain Bears. She raised an eyebrow, she rubbed her own eyes... "Berenstain... Berenstain...", she mumbled, "I think I'm just tired". She could had sworn the book was called "Berenstein Bears" up until yesterday! She got up and hugged her brother John, "good morning, bro⁓", she said, hugging him tight, and then a strange smell hit John.
"Phew, Jane, did you just fart?", John asked. Jane giggled and nodded.
"Yes, I did! It stinks, right?", Jane said, still hugging him. John chuckled and pushed Jane away.
"You're gross!", he said, still chuckling, "Let's eat breakfast, shall we?", he said, going to the kitchen and taking some Froot Loops. Jane raised her eyebrow again.
"Froot Loops?", she said, feeling like something was off.
"Yeah... you know, I never noticed it, now that you're telling me. I didn't really pay attention to the name. Weird", John said.
"I want some peanut butter!", Jane said, "Pass me the peanut butter!"
John chuckled, "Alright, alright! You're so demanding, jeez!", he said, taking the jar of peanut butter and bringing it to the table.
"Jif? Is this like a discount brand?", Jane asked.
"No, we always buy the original!", John said. Both John and Jane raised an eyebrow.
"John, do you also feel like something has changed?", Jane asked.
"Maybe we're just being suggestionable, that's it. Let's watch some TV to distract ourselves", John said, turning on the TV. There was a really fun show on TV: Looney Tunes!
"Looney TUNES?", Jane said, "John, something is seriously wrong today. And the book that I read at night to fall asleep when I feel anxious... what was it called?", she asked.
"The Berenstein Bears", John said, "did I guess right?"
"Hold on a sec", Jane said, going to her room. She came back with the book, "Look"
"The Berenstain Bears", John read the title out loud. "Strange... but whatever, let's watch a movie. Wanna watch Shazam on YouTube?", John asked.
"Sure! Let's not think about this...", Jane said. They both went to John's bedroom and typed "Shazaam" on YouTube. No results.
"Ah, I think it got copyright striked!", John said. Jane groaned. John typed "Shazaam" on the Google's search engine (the most popular search engine as of 2012, even surpassing Yahoo!)... no results. It's as if the movie never existed. "It seems like this movie never existed. I read here that some people remember seeing it, but it actually never existed". John and Jane looked at each other in the eyes, and felt a cold shiver in their spine.
"John... what's going on...?", Jane asked, terrified. Jane looked around and she saw the box of Monopoly. The monopoly man didn't have a monocle. "John...", Jane mumbled, shivering in fear. Then, John saw it too. The Monopoly man without the monocle.
"Nevermind!", John said, "let's appreciate the Christmas gift you gave me in advance!", he said, opening his closet and taking the shirt that Jane gave him as an early Christmas gift. On the label it said "Fruit of the Loom", there was the usual fruit, but no cornucopia. Both him and Jane saw it.
"I gotta fart, sorry!", Jane said, letting out an SBD fart that was filling the whole room with a horrid stench. John took a bottle of Febreze and sprayed it. "Febreze? Wasn't it Febreeze up until yesterday?", she asked.
"Maybe we're just tired...", John said, inhaling the air, "it stinks in here, phew!", he said, leaving the room because of the stench, "let's go to the living room and watch some TV to distract ourselves!", he said, and Jane followed it. They kept changing channels since nothing interesting was showing up in the channels, until...
News broadcaster: "The health conditions of the South African president Nelson Mandela are slowly improving, he will be soon discharged from the hospital"
"But he died in prison in the 1980's, how can he...", Jane said, with a
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