Alice is a 25 years old female who works as a software developer. Lately, she's been stressed due to her overworking, and needs some rest. The company gave her two weeks of vacation, but that doesn't necessarily help. She has to find something that relaxes her, else she'll keep being stressed. Eating is one thing that sort of relaxes her, she vents her stress off by eating sometimes. She likes listening to music and writing as well. It's only the first day, and she's not feeling relaxed at all.
"I have to focus on my relaxation", she thought.
She took something to eat in her bedroom and started eating. Yes, she has the habit of eating in her bedroom. Not necessarily a bad thing. She lives with her boyfriend Zack, but at the moment he's working, so he's not at home. She feels really stressed, she doesn't want to think about software developing for these two weeks. She wants to heal herself. She's right now feeling all her muscles tense, and she wants to do something about that. She started eating a Burrito filled with beans, salad and sauce. One little problem is that that kind of food makes her gassy, but that's not a big deal if she's alone. She usually doesn't pass the gas if she's with strangers, because she's a bit shy and her farts are very smelly, she can clear out a room in ten seconds.
She put some music on the Internet, ate her Burrito and lay down on her bed, under the blankets.
"I have an idea, I'll fart under the blankets, so the stink will build up", she thought.
She didn't have to fart in that moment, but surely the gas will begin to build up.
"I need to have fun, if I don't, I won't feel better anytime soon", she thought.
30 minutes later, she had her first fart.
PFFFFFFFFF
It was a silent one, but very stinky.
"Uuuh... this is bad! I wonder what would be Zack's reaction!", she said in a low voice.
PFFFFFFFFF
The air inside the blanket was starting to get very putrid.
"I wonder if a mosquito would survive, ahah", she said.
She went out of the blanket, she had an idea.
"Since this is both my and Zack's room, I want to do an experiment. I want to know if I can make this room unlivable with my farts", she said, giggling, proud of her future achievements.
She was farting a lot, with farts that could probably be used to defend oneself.
After 5 farts, the air was starting to get a bit stinky, but bearable. She wanted to do more than that, she wanted to make the air totally unbreathable.
She kept listening to the music and kept farting as well.
After one hour, the stink could make someone cry, but it was not bad enough, so not to peel the paint of the wall. She wanted to make a toxic room.
She ate 3 Burritos, she was full. Full or rancid air, as well.
After several hours, the air was so rotten that it was impossible to breath.
"I did it! Now Zack, try to enter here! I bet you would run away very quickly, but you won't! I'll put you inside of here and lock the room! You have to appreciate everything that comes out of me!", she thought, giggling.
Zack came finally home. He entered her room but immediately gagged as soon as he put his face inside and ran away.
"No, Zack! Please, come here, let's see how long you can stand it!", said Alice.
"You're crazy! I'll die inside of there!", said Zack.
"No, you will not, I promise. I made that room very, very stinky. Please come and enjoy!", said Alice.
"It smells very bitter there, that smell is really pungent!", said Zack.
"I know, I know, do you like it?", asked Alice.
"If I had someone who annoys me, I would use it!", said Zack.
Alice's eyes were lighted with hope.
"Is there anyone who annoys you?", she asked, hoping for a positive answer.
"Luckily, no", said Zack, smiling.
Alice was disappointed, she wanted to use her farts for something, she would have felt relaxed, so...
"Okay, I will relax in another way", she thought.
"Please, Alice, open the windows, so maybe tonight we'll be able to breathe in that room", said Zack.
"Nope, it will be more interesting if the room stinks", said Alice
"But the stink will linger even if you open the windows, don't worry, but at least I will be able to breathe, somewhat", said Zack.
"No, you have to breathe the real thing!", said Alice.
"Okay...", said Zack, worried.
"Maybe you should build some tolerance to my gas!", said Alice.
"How can we?", said Zack.
"Let's go to the living room, I ate 4 Burritos in total, and one Burrito a few minutes ago, so I have plenty of gas. I'll turn the living room in a rotten room as well, but we'll start gradually", said Alice.
"Okay, let's play some videogames in the while", said Zack.
They started playing videogames together, and Alice let out a fart.
Zack breathed it, it was really stinky, but he wanted to endure it, so he could sleep that night.
"Wow girl! Your farts are rotten!", said Zack.
"I know, think about if I fart in your face, what would happen", said Alice, giggling.
"I'd die, I don't know, it's worse than smelling an open rotten egg, really, much worse, much more sour", said Zack.
PFFFFFFFFF
Another silent fart, and Zack's face was like someone's who was eating a lemon.
Soon it was night, and they had to sleep in the same room, in that putrid room, yes.
"I wonder if that room is still that stinky", said Zack, a bit worried.
"Sure it is!", said Alice, happy.
Zack entered the room and his eyes were tearing, it was brutally stinky, but he wanted to be there anyway.
"It's so stinky... *cough*", said Zack.
"I know, let's sleep together, I'll have plenty more under the blankets", said Alice.
PFFFFFFFFF
Alice let out a fart under the blankets, but it was unbearable to Zack, so he went out of the blanket, but still slept together with Alice.
"I want to fart in your face one of these days", said Alice.
"Okay", said Zack, wanting to make her happy.
Now it's the second day of Alice's rest. It's 08:00 A.M.
"Are you still alive?", said Alice, giggling.
"Yes, but I'm having nausea and a headache, I feel like my lungs are dead", said Zack.
Alice farted on his nose and he immediately ran away scared. That fart was too rotten to handle.
"And now I'm eating more Burritos for breakfast, come on, Zack!", said Alice.
Zack ate some vegetables as his breakfast, while Alice ate 2 Burritos. She wanted to enjoy her life while she was on vacation.
"I want a backrub, please", said Alice, in a cute voice.
"Okay!", said Zack, smiling.
Zack gave her a backrub for 15 minutes.
"Are you feeling well?", asked Zack.
"Yes, a lot, it feels so good, I'm enjoying my life!", said Alice.
"I'm glad you like it", said Zack.
The backrub ended, and Alice was feeling really good.
Alice listened to music, played videogames and was feeling good, and the second day ended as well.
The room was still very stinky.
"Can I fart in your nose?", asked Alice.
"Okay, let's try it...", said Zack, knowing how putrid would be her farts after two plates of baked beans and 3 Eggs.
PFFFFFFFFF
Alice farted, and it immediately stunk. She was like a skunk.
"I need clean air!", said Zack, leaving the room.
"No, please, wait!", said Alice.
Zack slept on the couch that night, not wanting to repeat the experience he had the previous day. It's now the third day. 10:00 A.M.
"Let's go shopping!", said Alice.
"Okay", said Zack.
Zack entered his car, and started it.
PFFFFFFFFFFFF
Alice farted, it was brutally stinky, and Zack had to open the windows.
"No, please, don't open the windows, I want to know how long can you endure it, please!", said Alice.
"No, I'd be having a car crash!", explained Zack.
"Okay!", said Zack.
PFFFFFFFFFFFF
Zack was having trouble enduring it. It was sooo stinky.
PFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Please, Alice, I can't stop the car right now, if you keep farting I'll puke", said Zack, feeling bad.
"I can't help it, Zack, I'm gassy...", said Alice.
After 10 minutes, they arrived at the shop, they parked their cars.
Zack breathed deeply when they arrived, deep breaths of clean air.
That car was literally hot boxed, not even a thief would enter there to steal something.
They bought some food and some useless things Alice wanted to buy and then returned to their car.
"Oh, no! Now I have to enter in this hell!", said Zack.
"It's an atmosphere made by your cute girlfriend!", said Alice.
After many farts and suffering, Zack returned home and made deep breaths. The living room and the bedroom were unlivable, but the rest of the house wasn't that bad.
"Please, put your nose near my butt, I have a deadly one!", said Alice.
Zack did as she said, and he fell on the floor intoxicated, gagging.
"Did you like it?", said Alice, giggling.
Even if he washed his face later, the stink didn't go away.
He even had a shower, but the problem wasn't solved.
Alice was happily farting and stinking up the house.
Zack slept in the kitchen that night.
Some days have passed, and it's now the tenth day.
"I'm going to work in a few days, feeling so stressed", said Alice.
"Do you need a backrub?", asked Zack.
"I need you to scratch my head, I think that's relaxing", said Alice.
"Okay"
Zack scratched her head for 10 minutes and she was feeling really good.
"Thank you, Zack!", said Alice.
Some days have passed, and it was not time for Alice to work again. She didn't want to do it, she became really lazy.
"I have an idea! I'll eat five Burritos, so I'll stink my workplace up!", said Alice.
"Mpfh...", mumbled Zack.
Alice ate five Burritos and went to work. She was trying to hold them, so they'll become even stinkier.
She sat on her chair and started farting a lot. She was working very slowly. Someone entered her room, but the air was unbreathable and he went away. Nobody could complain about her work, because they couldn't enter her room, so she could work as slowly as she wanted.
"Please, come home, you're making this place unhospitable, please, another two weeks!", said the manager, far from entering that toxic room.
"Thank you, okay, I'll stay at home!", said Alice.
"I don't suggest entering this room for at least ten days, it's not going to be nice!", said Alice, proud of herself, getting another two weeks of rest.