Skunk Girl At The Office

Max and his coworkers were working at statistics about demographics in their office, when a new girl was presented.

"Good morning, everyone, this woman is Stella and she will start working with us since today! Please welcome her warmly!", said the boss.

Max saw that this girl was not normal, she had a black and white tail and cat ears.

He thought: "Is she... a skunk or something? I've never seen something like that!"

Max shakes her hand. "Welcome to our office", he said.

"Psst... have you seen her tail and ears?", whispered Munch, Max's favourite coworker.
"I think she's a skunk...", replied Max, whispering.

"I will sit near you, you look nice", said Stella. "Okaaay", said Max.

They started working on demographics about the consumption of tobacco.

"Consumption of tobacco has declined in Montenegro...", said Stella, looking at the statistics.

"Wow, you're good for a beginner!", said Max.
"Thank you!", said Stella, blushing.

They kept working and Stella gave a great help.

"We're promoting Stella! Now she's the leader!", said the boss.

"That's good", she said.

Max was working hard, but every statistic and projection is made by a computer algorithm. They were working on tobacco consumption, drug consumption, and the difference of life expectancy between smokers and non-smokers. All the data will be published soon, and Stella made sure they weren't doing any mistake. Next time they'll be working on food and hunger in the world. It was an interesting work, but still energy-consuming, for many people. It's thank to them, that we can see how the world works, how people live, and what we can do to improve life in every part of the world.

Stella was doing everything with the same accuracy, but faster, than her co-workers. They were getting jealous. How can such a beginner weird girl do it better than people who have been working for more than three years? Something's wrong with that. Her skills were starting to annoy the other workers, but they kept silent, they didn't want to annoy her.

In the meanwhile, Adam was playing videogames with his mobile phone instead of working.

"Hey, what are you doing?", said Stella.
"Uhm... I'm working! Yeah!", said Adam.
"No, you're not, you're playing with your smartphone! This is your first warning, I'll only give you another one, then there will be consequences!", warned Stella.

Adam thought she was too bossy for him, and continued working, even though he didn't want to, he found it boring.

Stella was the real boss of the situation, she managed to progress with the statistics faster than her co-workers. She knew that her speed in doing things would have benefit her in the long-term. She also gets payed more, because she's the leader. Everything was running smoothly, but the new presence didn't please everyone. She kept requesting everyone to work hard and reduce breaks, which was psychologically unhealthy for them, as the work was tiring. They did start getting annoyed at her, but how could they send her away?

"Adam!!! You're playing with your smartphone again instead of working!!", said Stella.
"I'm sorry"
"This is your <strong>second warning</strong>! Another one, and you're going to regret it!"
"Yes, sure, I'm sorry, I'll go back to work"

Stella was taking care of the situation, and she was doing it well. Even at the university, she knew how to deal with her lazy roommates. At the beginning, her classmates were making fun of her tail and ears, but then, they respected her. Being a skunk has both benefits and negative sides, but Stella enjoyed it. She kept working, and sometimes she watched her co-workers to make sure they were working. She wanted to complete the statistics as soon as possible and show the risk of some dangerous recreational and medical drugs to the world, even though the pharmaceutical industry will probably do anything to hide the results. Both drug dealers and corrupted doctors are trying to explain the benefits of their substances, but Stella doesn't believe them, the statistics show true results.

"ADAM!!!! You're playing again with your phone! And don't say I didn't warn you!!!", said Stella, very angry.

PBBBFFFHHHPPPRRRSSSTTT

Yes, Stella farted. An extremely foul-smelling stench of rotten cabbage, rotten eggs and dirty socks spread through the office, making it almost impossible to breathe without gagging. It was such a noxious smell, her co-workers tried to run away, but the door was locked.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!", Stella laughed.

Max:"*sniff* IIIIIIIIIUUUHHH!!! STELLA DID YOU JUST FART?!!!"
Stella:"Yep!"
Max:"*sniff* AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! IT STINKS! STELLA I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG!!!"
Stella:"This is... collective punishment! *smiles*"

Everyone was running and screaming, but there was no way to get out, as even the windows were locked.

Everyone was trying to breathe as less as possible, without good results. The fetid fumes permeated every inch of the office, leaving no space for non-stinky air.

Adam had tears all over his face and looked like he was going to throw up very soon, and even put the shirt up his nose but it was useless.

Suddenly, the boss entered the room, opening it with his key, and he ran away because of the rancid stink. The smell was there even two weeks later.

...

"Stella, you ruined our office. You are fired"