<p>"Hi Uncle Sameer!", said Makoto, hugging her uncle, she was ready to have a lunch with him and the rest of her family!</p>

<p>"Hi Makoto! Hehehe now you're a grown-up, last time I saw you you were still a teenager!", he said, hugging Makoto back.</p>

<p>"I missed you, Uncle Sameer!", said Makoto, smiling happily.</p>

<p>They were all eating lunch, Makoto was eating with her uncle Sameer, her aunt Ermenegilda, and some other family members. While they were eating lunch, Sameer was sharing his thoughts and ideas as usual.</p>

<p>"Did y'all know that the more people have guns, the more gun crimes decrease?", he said, nodding and smiling, confident in what he said.</p>

<p>"How does that work, Uncle Sameer? It seems counter-intuitive!", Makoto said, smiling curiously and feeling really happy to have lunch with such a wonderful family, she was eating beans and broccoli, she loved that lunch!</p>

<p>"Yeah, it's just a fact, Makoto! That's why I support the right for everyone to have guns, so that gun crimes can be lowered! Remember, Makoto, more is less. The more you learn, the less you know. The more you eat, the hungrier you are. The more you sleep, the sleepier you are. The more you have, the less you are satisfied, and the more people have access to Fentanyl, the less the amount of people dying of Fentanyl overdose! Speaking of which... now, excuse me, if you don't mind, I'm gonna leave, I'm selling Fentanyl to addicts, so that I can save lives! And so that I can also get the money to repay my debt, I spent too much money on gambling lately. Unsurprisingly, the more money I have, the poorer I become. Haha, I'm truly a hero! The hero of this... city... town... whatever, I'll be back soon!", Sameer said, leaving the house, smiling and dancing happily.</p>

<p>"Hehe, Uncle Sameer is so funny, right, Aunt Ermenegilda?~", said Makoto, giggling happily.</p>

<p>"Shut up and eat your lunch", Ermenegilda said, with a serious expression, getting annoyed.</p>

<p>&#62;=&#60; reverse minimalism, MORE IS FUCKING LESS \(&#62;=&#60;)/</p>

<p>"The more I eat beans and broccoli, the less gassy I will be...", Makoto thought, looking at the beans and broccoli in her plate. But the more she wanted to be gassy, the less she did to actually achieve that goal. She shrugged and just ate the beans and broccoli in her plate.</p>

<p>=== IDEAS ===</p>

<p>"Makoto, if you want to be even half as gassy as I am, you should stop eating so many beans! Beans are a magical fruit, they're good for your heart, but the more you eat them, the less you'll fart", Xiang said, giving Makoto some advice on how to be gassier.</p>

<p>"Actually, beans are legumes, not fruit", Nukappiak said.</p>

<p>"Shut up, Nukappiak, the more you point out how wrong I am, the more I'll insist in being wrong, hmpf!", said Xiang, pouting and crossing her arms.</p>

<p>---</p>

<p>"The more I play videogames, the more bored I get", said Nukappiak, sighing.</p>

<p>---</p>

<p>"Uncle Sameer, you're back!", said Makoto, hugging him, "how did your day as a hero go?", she asked him, smiling.</p>

<p>"Not bad, but it seems like the more lives I save, the more people die!", he said, smiling nervously, "on a more positive note, I now have almost enough money to repay the debt, if I win the next poker match, finally the debt may be repaid!", he said, hopeful.</p>

<p>"That's great, Uncle Sameer!", said Makoto, grinning excited.</p>

<p>"Our country is starting to look more and more like a third world country, by the way", Sameer remarked.</p>

<p>"Like Switzerland?", Makoto asked, curious.</p>

<p>"Yeah! Or Finland", he said, smiling happily.</p>