UNREAD MESSAGE:
>> Hello Daniel, wanna come to my house to play some videogames, chat and have fun today at 8:40 A.M.?
---Melissa, Today at 4:20 A.M.
That is the message you read as soon you wake up. It was 6:30 A.M. of an icy, overcast Sunday winter morning with a temperature of -10 °C (14 °F), but luckily there was no wind so there was no windchill. That was the low temperature for that day, the high temperature in the afternoon was forecast to be -4 °C (24.8 °F), and in the evening hours after sunset it was forecast to be -7 °C (19.4 °F). All day was forecast to be overcast skies, cold with no wind. You dress up, have a shower, wear heavy protective winter clothing and go outside, walking towards Melissa's house and ready to have a lot of fun with her playing videogames and chatting with such a nice friend! You reached her house and knocked at her door. She opened the door and smiled at you, happy to see you and inviting you in.
"I'm glad to see you, Daniel! Wanna drink or eat anything?", she asked in sign of hospitality.
"Nah, let's just go playing videogames! I wanna play Nekketto 5!", you said, smiling and full of energy.
"Okay!", she said, smiling and inviting you to her bedroom.
The screen was loading and you and her selected "vs mode" where you and her can play against together.
"As you can see, I have unlocked every character! Yes, including Demon Gino! It took me a while to unlock every character but here they are! We're gonna have fun!", she said, happy. You smiled back, also happy.
You and her started playing against each other. In order to win the match, five rounds needed to be won, so it was more fun that just one or two rounds! You selected Demon Gino and she selected Hey Headache, a very powerful character but not that much in terms of gameplay, since Nekketto 5's character roster was quite balanced to allow for competitive gaming. You were about to lose the match, so you said something funny to cope with the fact she was winning.
"Damn... you're so good at giving headaches to your demons!", you said. You didn't think it would had been a very funny joke, but surprisingly, she started laughing a lot. She laughed so much that she could barely even breathe, and she lost so much control of herself that she accidentally farted.
"Oops, excuse me!", she said, trying to control herself from laughing even more.
"Don't worry!", you said, smiling, "Let's play again! I need to get better at using Demon Gino!", you said, determined.
"Sorry, my fart stinks!", she said, trying not to chuckle, while you were laughing a bit.
"I don't need to know!", you said, making a funny face and laughing, while she fanned the smell towards you while laughing her ass off. It actually did stink a lot.
"Eww Melissa! What did you eat? It stinks!", you said, fanning the air back towards her and complaining about the smell.
"I told you!", she said, laughing.
"I didn't think it would smell THIS bad!", you said, putting your shirt over your nose, trying to filter the smell at least a little bit so it would be somewhat more tolerable.
"Ohh come on Daniel, you have a weak nose!", she said, smiling and teasing you.
"I don't have a weak nose, Melissa! I don't mind many bad smells but your fart smelled so bad it took my breath away!", you said, with a shocked face, surprised by how bad her fart smelled.
"Don't be such a crybaby, it's just a fart!", she said, giggling and having fun teasing you.
"It smelled so bad, though! Maybe you have a problem in your stomach or something like that! I think you need to go to the doctor!", you said, which was something that made her laugh even more, "Nevermind, Melissa... let's just keep playing the game! I'll use Demon Gino again so I can learn more of his combos and juggles!"
"Alright!", she said, smiling.
You selected Demon Gino again and she selected the regular version of Gino. The movesets between Demon Gino and Gino are quite different, but in terms of gameplay, it's not like Demon Gino is particularly stronger than Gino. Nekketto 5's character roster is well balanced. Though Demon Gino's moves look a lot cooler than Gino's. And the fact that Demon Gino is a bit more difficult to unlock does justify the fact he's a little bit stronger than the other characters in terms of gameplay. But still fair in terms of competitive gameplay. The match has started and you were still having difficulty beating her. You are used to play Nekketto 3, which is an older game whose gameplay mechanics and character moves are quite different from Nekketto 5, so it's only fair that you're not as skilled as she is, since she owns the game and you don't. At a certain point in the match, she farted again, and this time she wasn't even laughing so she didn't have that excuse.
"Excuse me! I farted again! Haha!", she said, laughing and giggling.
"Melissa! Come on, stop farting!", you said, laughing a bit and rolling your eyes sarcastically.
"Sorry, Daniel, I'm gassy today! Must be something I ate", she said, smirking but also kinda serious.
Even without her fanning the smell towards you, you could still smell her fart and it stunk really bad, probably even worse than her previous fart. As you were starting to gag a little bit from the horrible stench of her fart, she couldn't help but laugh at your reaction.
"It's not funny, Melissa!", you said, smiling and rolling your eyes sarcastically, while putting your shirt over your nose again, trying not to gag, while she was laughing even harder at how you were reacting to the smell of her fart.
"Does it really smell that bad?", she asked, laughing and teasing you.
"It does!", you said, gagging a little bit as soon as you finished saying those two words, which made her laugh even harder.
"I wonder what your reaction will be like if I farted on your face!", she said, sounding excited.
"Hell no! Melissa! Don't dare doing that!", you said, firm and assertive.
"If you'll be able to handle my farts in your face without trying to run away, I'll give you Nekketto 5 AND the console to play it... AND even the memory card so you'll have all the characters unlocked already!", she said, giving you the motivation to participate in such challenge. You became excited at the thought of not only having Nekketto 5 and playing it yourself as much as you wanted, but also having all the characters unlocked already.
"Really?", you said, sounding excited, "Won't you miss playing it?", you asked, worried that she was perhaps being a bit too generous.
"Nah, Daniel, I have other fighting games to play, you know. And I have other memory cards where game saves are stored. I won't lose much. And plus, I really don't think you can handle the smell of my farts!", she said, smirking at you and teasing you playfully. Which made you feel like you wanted to prove her that you could handle her farts and that, in fact, she was WRONG!
"Are you challenging me? I can handle your farts! I'll show you!", you said, proud of yourself and determined to win the challenge, both to prove that she was wrong, and to win Nekketto 5 and the console as a prize for winning such a difficult challenge that you wanted to pretend was easy in order to prove her that you were strong and could handle stuff like that.
"Fine! We'll keep playing some matches in Nekketto 5, and when I have to fart, I'll tell you and you'll have to put your nose on my butt and smell it, okay? If you smell all of my farts until lunch, then you can go home and I'll give you Nekketto 5 and the console! If you refuse to smell even just one of my farts, I won't give you neither Nekketto 5 nor the console. Deal?", she said, proud of herself.
"Deal!", you said, accepting her challenge.
You selected Demon Gino again, and she selected Melo Sukki, an Italian-Japanese nerdy high school student that participated to the Nekketto tournament and was introduced in Nekketto 5 as a brand new character. Melissa played as player one so she could pause the game at any moment when she had to fart. Even though you were getting better at using Demon Gino, it was still difficult to beat Melissa as she was more used to playing Nekketto 5 and she knew many combos and juggles that you didn't know. While you and her were playing, she suddenly paused the game and looked at you with a strange yet seemingly proud face, and you could already guess what that meant.
"I have to fart. Did you change your mind about the challenge yet?", she said, smirking proudly.
"Of course not! Come here, fart on my nose! I'm not scared!", you said, proud of yourself and feeling confident, even though you were kinda scared of how bad her fart would smell. But you were trying to hide your fear, so that you could prove her that you are brave and strong.
She got up from the bed you were both sitting on, placed her butt on your face, touching your nose, held your head against her butt with her hands, and let out a loud, bubbly fart that stunk like rotten eggs and spoiled milk and vegetables.
***PPPBBBRRFFFTTT***
You were surprised by how nasty it smelled at point blank distance like that. You could really smell all the rancid nastiness flowing right through your nostrils into your throat and inside your lungs. It smelled way worse than you were expecting, and you were trying your best to handle that smell, especially considering the prize would had been having Nekketto 5 with all the characters already unlocked, a game that you deeply wished. Now that the opportunity was showing, you didn't want to miss it. You kept your head on her butt for a few minutes, basking in that horrible stench as long as it lingered, until it somewhat went away. But, the stench stuck to your nose, face and hair, and you just couldn't forget about it.
"You're quite strong, Daniel, I have to admit! Now, let's play some more matches again! I'll tell you when I'll have to fart again, don't worry! If you're strong enough you'll win this game and you can bring it home!", she said, smiling at you and teasing you as if you would never had been able to handle the smell of all the farts she would let out until lunch.
You selected Demon Gino once again, and she selected Unsta-ball, a character whose moveset matches that of a random character, a different one every round. That character is difficult to use since in order to be good at using it, you need to be good at using pretty much every character. Not that she was not capable of such an achievement, but you thought she was making things easier for you. To win the match of Nekketto 5, at least. But, there was something better to win today. The game got paused again, and you already knew what was gonna happen.
"Sure...", you said, rolling your eyes and sighing, while feeling scared of having her smelly farts directly released on your nose, but you didn't want to show her that you were scared.
She got up from the bed again, put her butt on your nose again, held your head against her butt with her hands again, and let out a fart that was even stinkier than the previous one. It smelt even more putrid and sour. It smelled like the last fart she let out was supposed to be a fresh thing but eventually went spoiled and rotten. It truly was stinky, and it was pretty much impossible to breathe without gagging or having your eyes water. Each breath felt like an attack on your lungs. You eventually decided that, even though you deeply wished for Nekketto 5, her farts were too stinky for you to handle. Now you had to admit it, even though you were ashamed of it.
"Sorry, Melissa... your farts stink too much for me. I admit it", you said, while she started laughing a lot.
"It's okay", she said, laughing but also smiling friendly, "I guess I was right, after all. I never risked losing Nekketto 5!", she said, giggling and teasing you playfully, while you also smiled and were having fun, even though you weren't going to have Nekketto 5. But, being with Melissa was fun, since she's a really nice friend.