1: Punishment for being unpolite.
"Fuck you!", said a guy to me.
The day later:
"The teacher is sick, so we're alone in our classroom", someone announced.
"Girls, hold him up", I said.
"Do you remember the day I ate beans, and you couldn't stand my farts and had to sit somewhere else? I ate much more beans than that day, but now you can't escape, girls, tie him up!", I said.
I put by butt on his nose and farted a silent but deadly one. It was totally unbreathable, and we was crying for the smell, asking for mercy. No, he's not going to have it. I kept farting for 20 minutes, he was struggling to get out, but with 9 girls holding him it was impossible for him to escape.
"I CAN'T BREATHE! YOU'RE A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON! PLEASE LET ME GO!", he shouted.
"No, no...", I said, giggling.
"IT'S SO PUTRID OH MY..." *fart* "PUUU!!! LET ME GO!!!"
I was giggling because I know my farts are unbearable. No one can stand my farts, not even my cousin, so, when I want to play videogames, I fart and he goes away.
2: Brother, you didn't tidy your room!
"Brother, you didn't tidy your room, you know what is your punishment now!", I said.
"No, please, I'll tidy it!", he said.
"I'll give you 10 minutes!", I said.
My mom told me I can punish my brother by tying him to his bed and farting on his nose. My farts are known to be so rancid that no one can ever stand them. Even when we were children I used to clear his room, and he couldn't enter that room anymore. But now he can't escape them if he doesn't tidy his room, and guess what? He's playing videogames on his mobile. He's only got 2 minutes left. I won't say anything, I want to use my super power, haha.
"Time over!", I said, tying my brother to the bed.
"Now you can't escape!", I said.
I farted on his face, and he was panicking and gagging.
*gag* *gag* "PUUU!!! IT'S SO STINKY! LET ME GO!", he said.
"Nope, I told you to tidy your room, and you didn't. You're going to smell the consequences", I said, giggling. He was trying not to breathe, but his efforts are useless.
"This is your punishment", I said.
After 5 farts, tears filled his face and decided the punishment over.
"Tidy your room, or else I'll fart again in your face", I said, untying him.
3: Skunk Girls are common in other dimensions:
"Let's to into another dimension", a guy said. He was sure he invented the machine in order to travel into other dimensions.
"Let's go!", said his friend, excited.
*travelling*
"We're in another dimension! It looks like our planet, maybe we have not travelled very far, that's why it looks like the Earth, but maybe there's something different", the guy said.
"Hello, we are from another dimension!", the guy said to a girl.
The girl laughed, but the guy explained carefully what he built.
"I don't know your dimension, so I don't know what's the difference between this and yours, as ours seem perfectly normal to us", said the girl.
"I understand, so, is there a way to find any difference?", the guy said.
"How is your dimension like?", asked the girl.
"It looks like identical to this, maybe we failed, maybe we have only travelled very few, you know, the farthest you get from your dimension, the more things will change, maybe this dimension has very few differences between ours, maybe something that in our dimension is blue, here is yellow, maybe there's no great difference", said the guy.
"You can try to travel further, I guess you'll find a world that will be entirely different, with monsters that spit fire from their mouths, you know, everything is possible, just not in this dimension", said the girl.
"Yes, there can be a dimension where the square root of minus one exists, it's just that we would die in that dimension, because the maths and the physics of that dimension are so different that the sole existence of my body would not be possible there", said the guy.
"Did a homicide take place in this city yesterday in your dimension?", asked the girl.
"No, nothing happened", said the guy.
"If I was here, eh, I would have made that guy regret what he's done", said the girl.
"How?", said the guy.
"I would have tied him up and farted on his nose!", said the girl.
"I don't think that would be a good idea", said the guy.
"Why not?", said the girl.
"I don't know about this dimension, but in mine, farting is not a weapon", said the guy.
"Here females can make very stinky farts, stinky enough to make someone run away, that's our defence against males, since we're the weaker gender in this dimension", said the girl.
"Really? Please, fart", said the guy, smiling.
The girl farted, but it was unbreathable and the guy ran away.
"Please, come into my dimension!", said the guy.
"Okay!", said the girl.
*at school*
"She's our new classmate!", the guy said.
"Hello!", said the girl.
"Where are you from?", asked a guy.
"I'm from a town 20 miles from here", the girl made this story up, since she couldn't say she were from another dimension.
The girl farted, and the entire classroom became toxic, the teacher suspended the lesson and everyone came back home without having lessons.
"Wow, that girl is weird, how could she make a fart so stinky? Is she a skunk or something?", said a guy.
The stench lingered for a week, and the students couldn't have maths anymore.
"Thank you!", said the guy.
4: a Goddess of stinky farts.
"You are a disgrace to us Gods! You're making the entire Olympus unbreathable! You'll be punished, you're going to EARTH!"
So, Titania, a very young Goddess, who is only 1,000 years old, came on Earth.
Titania was hungry, she wanted some chips, so she asked a guy:"Where can I find some chips?"
The guy walked by, ignoring her, and she got angry and farted.
The farted cleared the entire streets and everyone was panicking because every breath hurted the lungs, yes, it was that stinky. She's a Goddess after all. The streets were soon empty, as the fart was unbearable and nobody wanted to smell it. It smelled like a hundred of rotten eggs being let under the Sun for a month, for the entire street.
Everyone shut the windows and the doors, but Titania wanted the chips. Suddenly, she found a supermarket.
She took the chips, opened the bag and ate them. The check-out assistants told her to pay that bag of chips, but she said:"I don't have money". The check-out assistants got angry, but Titania farted and the air of the entire supermarket became unbreathable and everyone had to run away, leaving Titania alone, so she could eat the chips.
A year later, Titania got a house in the countryside and lived a semi-normal life, using her powers to punish people, but appearing as a normal girl if the other person behaved nicely.