Lyrics (meta-minimalist story)

Awesome, I'm having some real fun time with a girl called Allie. She knows about my fantasy. What fantasy, you may ask? Well, here's the story of how it all began.

I wasn't embarrassed to tell her about my secret. I know Allie and her personality well, I know she's someone I can trust. I'm ready to tell her, whatever happens happens. "Hey Allie", yeah, I'm going to tell her!

"Sup buddy!", she happily grins, interested in what I have to tell her. I don't know why, but her presence always comforts me.

"I have to tell you something", I smile awkwardly and am about to tell her, "uh, well... how I can put it... I've always been curious about what it would feel like if... uh... if a girl farted on my face...", I blush a bit and hope she won't react badly when I say this: "So, I was wondering if you... would be down with farting on my face. Of course, it's perfectly fine if you don't want to", my heart beats fast and my face is red like a tomato.

She chuckles, but in a friendly way, not to mock me. "Oh, you know, I've had many problems in my life, and what you're asking is not one of those~", her friendly smile and cheerful attitude immediately comforts me and puts me at ease, "I can definitely do that, I'll fart on your face if that's what you want. Just a warning, though, my farts reek~", she happily giggles and looks at me. I feel like I'm in heaven.

"R-really?", I'm shocked. I'm so happy! This is finally happening.

"Oh, of course! Actually, I have a fart coming right now. I'm pretty gassy, haha", she seems very eager to please me, "are you sure you want this?~", she looks at me, smiling intensely.

"I am", I try to contain my excitement but it's so hard.

"Awesome! I'll do it right now~☆", oh my, she's really doing it! She pulls her pants down, revealing her panties to me for the first time. She looks so beautiful, so sexy, and I start to feel warm. How amazing she is, pointing at her ass with her finger: "So, what are you waiting for, come on, put your nose here~☆★☆", oh, she doesn't have to tell me twice! Once my nose was right there, she 'warned' me of something: "Get ready, it's probably going to stink really badly. My farts usually reek~♥♡♥"

Haha, this is not a warning, it's a tease: "It's a good thing your farts stink really badly, Allie, because that's part of my fantasy!", I told her proudly.

"Aww, that's good to hear, you're not afraid of my stinky farts~", she giggles, "well, you just have your nose pressed against my ass, let's see if you're still not afraid of my farts after I let this one out~", she blushes and puts her hand over her mouth, proudly, "here it goes~mnghm~", her ass feels warm and comfy, and yay, she's about to let one rip!

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Whoa, she did actually let one rip... on my nose. Wow. She blows those smelly fumes from her ass to my nose, it's hot and stinky, much stinkier than I thought it'd had been, it smells putrid, worse than rotten eggs, the smell is making my eyes water and I gag a little. It's almost as her fart is burning my nose, it's so stinky, I can barely keep my face here! I never would had thought that her farts would smell so bad to the point I have to move my nose away from her ass to breathe some fresh air, but even if I did it would be useless because her farts are already stinking up the air really badly, phew, it could peel the paint off any room's walls! It's starting to get difficult for me to breathe, her gas smells AWFUL! I can't believe how badly she can stink up the air with just ONE of her farts. Phew!

"Wow, it really stinks...", I say, gagging, barely managing to keep my nose on her ass. It smells so bad I feel like it's melting my nose!

"Hehe, I told you~", she says, giggling, "so, tell me, is my fart burning your nose? Fufu, you're so cute when you can't stand the smell~", she cutely giggles while my nose is being brutally being stunk up by her rancid farts. My nose is right on her ass, I can keep it there, but barely, I'm sniffing her fart but it's so smelly that it's overwhelming me. No doubt, if I keep sniffing these rancid fumes I may throw up. I'll have to give up pretty soon, her gas is toxic!

"It's pretty strong...", I say, nauseous and my nostrils' hair burning. My nose is going numb. "It does burn, I can barely breathe, ugh...", I start to gag a little. The smell is so disgusting!

Allie laughed, "haha, aww, it's so fun seeing you like that~", she giggled and laughed even more while I cough and gag from the awful stench as I try to keep my nose close to her ass without giving up. I'm strong, after all, am I? I didn't think her farts would smell this bad. I mean, she warned me, but I thought they would be less smelly. It's not just strong, the smell itself is putrid, so even if it was just a faint whiff, it would had been disgusting and nauseating all the same. I need some fresh air, I can't stand this smell anymore, I must give up... so I walk away, but I can smell her farts again later if she lets me. If I can't handle the smell fo even a few minutes, that means my nose is petty weak! Or perhaps it's her farts that are too stinky! They're strong and putrid, they absolutely reek, phew!

"Sorry for walking away, Allie, phew, your farts are nasty!", I say, chuckling while my nose is still burning. Allie laughed.

"Hehe, aww, how cute you are~your nose is being defeated by my farts~so come here, let me give it a silent but deadly blow~", she giggles and points at her ass again, "your nose is not strong enough to withstand this gas, is it? Fufu~♥"

"Allie... it's true that your farts are very stinky, but I want to show you that my nose is strong, that your farts are not enough to defeat it", I walk towards her, "can I put my nose on your ass again and show you?", I say, with a proud grin on my face, but phew, I'm not sure if this is a good idea, her farts are gonna kill me! I wonder how bad it would smell if she farted in a car, I bet I'd stink really badly in there, especially with the windows rolled up! But smelling her farts up close is just on another level, bleurgh.

Her eyes sparkle with excitement, "oh, no doubt, come here, show me how strong your nose is~", she pointed at her ass again, that's where my nose should be, and where it will soon be.

"Ha, you don't have to tell me twice!", I sound confident and I place my nose right on her butt, but I have the feeling that I'll regret it because of how bad her fart will smell.

As my nose is right on her ass, "get ready, I gotta let it rip once again~", she giggles, getting ready to fart, "~mnghm~", and there she goes...

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She farted on my nose again, it smells so bad, "mguh, bleurgh! Gah!", it reeks, how am I even supposed to keep my nose on her ass if it stinks so awfully? Ugh...

"Aaahhh~hehehe~", she lets out a sigh of relief and giggles, while I'm here struggling with this awful smell, eww... it's so nasty, phew! Allie's farts smell so bad they make me want to puke, my eyes are watering and yeah, I suppose it's best to pull my nose away from her ass again and just go take a walk where the air doesn't reek. Her farts are so stinky that they're really making me want to throw up, I'm not exaggerating, and I've smelled just two of them so far. It's really impressive, and phew, so stinky! Very, very stinky, blegh!

"Your farts are toxic, Allie...", I say, struggling to not gag, phew, she farts a lot, and she's grabbing my head to keep me from escaping, so I can't move my nose away from her ass, ha, what a mischievous girl, I'm so proud of her! It also seems like she farts really often, urgh, I really need some fresh air, quick.

"Hehe, I know, so here's one more of my toxic farts for you~", she started giggling and getting ready to unleash yet another fart on my nose, "mnghm~"

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"Aaahhh~hehe~cute~", she giggled in delight while her fart vibrated against my nose, eww, it's so stinky!

"Guh, what is cute? Your toxic farts?", I say, my nose is burnin'!

"Mhm~", she giggles proudly and mischievously, "I'm really having fun farting on your nose, you know? Hehe~"

"But your farts are so stinky that they're making me want to throw up, I really need some fresh air, Allie! Your gas is so thick... pungent... awful...", I say, barely managing to not gag.

"Yup~", she says cutely, and I kept smelling her farts until she was satisfied, and even after we finished oh man, I'm still so dizzy and nauseous! I'm impressed that I did not throw up despite how awful her farts smell. But I'm still coughing a bit from the stench, it's lingering in my nostrils.

"I didn't think it would smell that bad, honestly!", I tell her, recovering from the horrid stench. Allie's farts smell worse than rotten eggs, no doubt!

"Hehe, I warned you~", she puts her hand over her mouth and giggles mischievously, she's so cute! "Let's do it again!", oof, I groaned a little, but I bet this is the only chance in my life to have a girl farting on me, I can't waste it! So, I put my nose on her ass again and wait. Her farts stink so much but it's also really fun for me, because...

...it's something I've been wishing for so long! My wish has finally become true! I'm so grateful towards Allie, I'm so glad she accepted farting on my face, this is so stinky and fun~

"You did, phew~", I say, playfully fanning the air around me while my face was still close to her butt but hey, her farts unironically reek!

"Here I go again~", she giggles again, "~mnghm~"

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"Aaahhh~", she lets out a sigh of relief after she let that big fart out from her ass, "this is so funny, hehe~haha~don't you think?", she giggles and laughs a lot while teasing me about her stinky farts!

"What do I think?", well, what can I say, she just let out a rumbly, loud, long and smelly fart that made my nose vibrate and stink, and it only took about half a second before the horrible stench completely overwhelmed me. What the hell, how can such a cute, adorable girl let out farts that smell so bad? They're noxious, as soon as I take a whiff for even half a second it makes me gag instantly, my eyes water and my nose burns deeply, this putrid fog makes it difficult to breathe, it's so gross! But all I say is, "well, I think your farts stink", and try to not throw up mid-sentence. Her farts smell so bad that even if she farts just once, she can stink up an entire room, even if you open the windows, it just keeps on lingering for a while anyway, her farts are so rank that she'd rank first on a stinkiest farts contest, but I'm really happy she's farting on my face 'cause after all, this is something I've been wishing for for a while.

"Well, duh, of course they stink, and I'm glad they do, hehe~", she giggles, I love how she's proud of her farts, "ooohhh, I have to fart again, I'm so gassy, so get ready", my nose is still on her ass, it's burning a lot and the smell makes me want to vomit, but I do my best to keep it there, so she can see how strong I am, "mnghm~"

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"Aaahhh~ooohhh~hehehe~", now that Allie farted again, her fumes are destroying my lungs, but I'm trying my best to endure these toxic farts. It's impressive to think her farts can clear a room even if the windows are open, and I'm really proud of her abilities! When she farts, the air around her starts stinking really badly, like a putrid, eggy mist, making it disgusting and gross to breathe for quite a long while. Her favourite foods are beans, potatoes, broccoli, eggs, burritos and stuff like that, and oh, she also likes ketchup!

"Sorry Allie, your farts are... a bit too stinky...", after I said this, I pulled my nose away from her ass and walked back a few steps, because the smell is already starting to make me feel light-headed. Of course, that made her giggle even more.

She's now pointing at her ass with her finger again, "aww, come on now, don't you want to smell my farts again, hehe~", she's giggling mischievously. Jeez, seems like she doesn't like it when I stop smelling her farts, haha! Alright, I get it, she wants my nose to always be on her ass when she farts. Fine then, I put my nose on her ass again, between her asscheeks, even though at this point I'm already on the verge of vomiting, by now I have realized how bad her farts smell, and they smell AWFUL!

"Mnhgm~", whoa, she's preparing to let another fart out, and...

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...that's what she did! "Aaahhh~amazing~", seems like she's really enjoying her time, eh!

"Mgoh...", I groan, I try not to gag, her gas is always really pungent and stinky, breathing it in is gross, it's a challenge I can't win, no matter how hard I try to keep my nose on her ass, the smell when she farts always makes me gag and want to throw up, and ever after just a few seconds, eww, the smell makes my eyes water, I just want to breathe some fresh air because oh my, Allie's farts smell worse than rotten eggs!

"Oh, come on, pleaseee, just hang in there, keep your nose on my ass and sniff my farts, hehehe~", she's giggling a lot and grabbing my head to keep it on her ass, "I'm having so much fun making you smell my stinky farts like this, oh, trust me, you have no idea, fufu~", how mischievous she is! I'm proud of her but eww, her gas makes me want to puke! I need some fresh air, please! Her farts are noxious, for real, and she farts really often too!

"My throat is rotting...", I complain, and I'm not even exaggerating!

"Oh, come on, it's not that bad, here's some more~mgghhh~~~", oh no, she's releasing some more gas!

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"Aaahhh, actually, it is that bad, hehe~", she's so proud of having noxious farts! I groan and gag, oh gosh, her gas is making me dizzy, I may throw up sooner or later, who knoes, "hehehe, your reaction is so funny, hahaha!!!", my reaction is making her laugh a lot! Her farts are rotten, they shouldn't be underestimated, "some people I've farted close by have said that my farts are like chemical weapons, can you imagine that?! Haha!! I'm so proud of my farts~", wow, she really does have a proud grin on her face when she says stuff like that, "speaking of my farts, here's some more~nnnggghhh~", oh no, not again! Bring me some flowers instead!

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She let out another super stinky fart on my face, phew! "Aaahhh~this is so fun~", yeah, it's fun for her, but I really need a break now! So, what I do now is, I remove my nose from Allie's ass because her farts are simply putrid, but she grabbed my head and pushed it back on her ass again, it's almost as if I'm drowning in a cloud of stink, her farts are absolutely rank, they smell so bad, eww! Even if she just farts once, she can easily clear a room full of people and make everyone run away gasping for fresh air, while the walls get soaked by a nasty stink and the paint on those walls starts peeling away, and let's not even mention how bad it would smell if she farted in a car, especially with the windows rolled up! Her farts smell so bad that I don't think I'll ever get used to th smell, but I'm happy that I know a girl whose farts smell so bad, it has been my fantasy for a really long time. She really enjoys when I press my nose right on her butt, between her asscheeks, so that I can smell her farts as fully as possible, and with her hands grabbing my head like that, my nose is stuck on her farting ass.

"Oh gosh, my face is melting!", I say, trying not to vomit.

"Hehe, I'm glad! Get ready, I have to fart again, ~mmmggg~"

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"Aaahhh~", she lets out another sigh of relief, she's having so much fun, but I feel like I'm getting closer to actually throwing up at this point! Eww, it smells horrible everytime I breathe!!! I'm trying my best to just breathe her gas without complaining or make any sound, but trust me, her farts are downright noxious, eye-watering, putrid, it's not easy at all to breathe that in without at the very least coughing a bit. I'm trying to distract myself thinking about flowers an chocolate but no way, it's completely useless.. all I can smell is Allie's noxious farts, they're so overpowering and so I keep gagging! And of course, that's what makes it so fun for her!

"I'm gonna puke sooner or later, I know it...", I say, struggling to just not go crazy from the intense stench.

"Ooohhh, I can't stop farting, pal, my body's full of gas haha, I have to fart again, nnnggghhh~"

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"Aaahhh~", she sighs in delight but I'm back here breathing it in and it smells worse than rotten garbage! She keeps farting on my nose quite a lot, fart after fart, my nostrils are being filled with her rotten flatulence, and it's just so disgusting! Oh, there's no way I can keep sniffing her farts like this, I need some fresh air, eugh...

"It smells so gross...", my voice is feeble, I can't hold my vomit for much longer!

"Hehe, phew, I don't blame you, if anyone smelled my farts they'd want to puke too~", she said, proudly, "~nnnggghhh~"

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"Aaahhh~", she keeps having fun! But eww!!! It really stinks!!! Even rotten eggs don't smell as bad as Allie's farts!

"It stinks...", my complaints are making Allie laugh even more.

"Fufu, mnghm~"

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"Aaahhh! Hehe~", she giggles.

"Mgeh! It's so smelly, I can barely breathe! What did you even eat?!"

"I don't need to eat anything in particular, my farts are always very smelly~", she proudly explains, "mmmhhh~~~"

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Her farts are making me choke, they smell so bad, even being thrown in a pool filled with rotten eggs wouldn't smell as bad as this! So, she doesn't need to eat anything in particular to make her farts smell like this, maybe it's just her genetics!

"And now, another one!", she proudly announces, "mmmhhhggg~"

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Uuuhhh... I'm starting to feel dizzy... these farts... smell... awful...

"Hehehe~♥", Allie's giggling, she's cute, don't get me wrong, but her farts are toxic! She keeps giggling because I'm gagging, how cute and mischievous she is, "hehehe, my farts stink, don't they? Aww, that's good, they're so stinky, hehe~"

"Just saying that they stink is an understatement...", I say, trying my best to not gag *too much*. After smelling her farts for a while, I'm actually really nauseous! This is what so much stink does!

"Mmmhhh~♥", she loves that I said that to say that her farts stink is an understatement. She loves seeing me gag like this, I'm sniffing her eye-watering farts, but if I keep sniffing them for much longer I may pass out, but she's really enjoying forcing me to sniff her stinky farts, "hehehe~mngh~"

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"Hehehe~", now she's giggling because she just farted right on my nose, once again. The smell is sickening, I'm really considering giving up, because I won't be able to tolerate her awful gas for much longer. It seems like she's always really gasy, and oh dear heavens, it stinks!!! I keep coughing and gagging, her farts are horrible, she told me that her farts stink up entire rooms, and I don't doubt, imagine what it's like for me to smell them at a point blank distance like this, just imagine! Bleurgh! There's absolutely no way to stay calm while sniffing this noxious eggy fog.

"You're cute but your farts are rancid!", I tell her, knowing she'll take both as compliments.

"Hehehe, you're so funny, my farts are making you gag, haha~", she says, giggling and laughing because of my reactions, "You're right, my farts really are rancid, fufun~", well, yes, they are! Her farts smell so terrible and putrid that they make me want to throw up anything I've eaten in the last 24 hours, but I'm glad my reactions make her laugh like that, because she's so cute when she teases me for being unable to tolerate her stinky farts! When she farts like that she's like, ugh, a walking stink bomb! Phew, it still stinks back here, so I pull my shirt over my nose, maybe it will help somewhat. Oh, of course, as expected it's not working at all, Allie's farts can't be counteracted easily. Pulling my shirt over my nose is absolutely useless. She's proud of her farts, and I'm proud of her farts too! I suppose her farts are so stinky that I'll never get used to the smell, it's like putting one's nose really close to a batch full of rotten eggs!

"Mgh...", I'm getting so weak, my lungs are filling with rotten air...

"Hey! Did you really pull your shirt over your nose? Ha, you're so weak, buddy, hmpf~", she's so adorable! And now, she's grabbing my shirt and putting it back down, she doesn't want me to even try to filter the smell in any way, and now she's grabbing my head and shoving it back on her ass, she doesn't want my nose anywhere but on her gassy butthole, "here's another fart, you need it~mnghm~"

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"Aaahhh~", here she goes, she farted again, it's horrible to have my nose on her ass, the smell is making me want to throw up! It would be barely tolerable if she just farted while sitting close to me, but no, my nose is right on her ass, with these lethal fumes blowing right into my nostrils! How the hell am I even supposed to endure these farts if they smell so bad? Not only her farts are very stinky but she farts really often too, she seems like she never runs out of gas! A cute girl who is really gassy, that's Allie! Eww! My nose is falling to pieces, if my lungs could scream they would, but they're just turning into a putrid mess instead.

"My face is melting...", and it's exactly these reactions that make it so fun for Allie to keep farting on my face! It stinks so much! She loves farting on my nose, it's so much fun for her, but oh so stinky for me, she's rubbing her belly now, that means another fart is about to come out, it'll go right on my face, am I ready for the rancid stench that's about to come? Of course not! But I guess that's what makes it so fun, to be overwhelmed by her stinky farts. Oh no, she's grabbing my head to make sure I can't escape...

"MNGHMMM!!!"

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"Aaahhh~that felt nice, it was a big one, hehe~", she giggles as usual while I'm here sniffing this rotten stench.

"Gah! Mguh... I'm almost throwing up... your farts are toxic, Allie... they're filling my lungs... my nose... it's getting stinky... I can barely breathe... your farts stink so much!", after sniffing her farts for so much time, it reeks so much that I'm getting so dizzy and nauseated. Allie really likes to stink things up!

"Hehehe, come on, you're just being dramatic~", she says giggling, "I love farting on your nose, my dear, but I like farting around others too! The reactions people have when they smell my farts are so satisfying and hilarious to me!", she explains, and I'm glad I can give her this satisfaction, even though her farts smell atrocious.

"I'm glad you're having fun...", I say, trying not to gag mid-sentence.

"Mmmhhh~", wow, she started moaning a bit and she rubbed my head with her hand, how cute she is, and the head rub feels really good, too! "Mnghm~"

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"Aaahhh~ahah~", a sigh of relief, and she laughed a bit too, gah! She's so gassy! How can she hold so much gas in her body? I'm almost vomiting after smelling so many of her stinky farts!

"I need a break, it stinks!!! Eww!!!", I complain. She's been making me bask in her putrid farts for so long, it's perfectly normal I really need a break now, it's so stinky! My nose has been through so much stink, but this is wht being face-farted by a gassy girl like Allie is like. She's so gassy, and she's about to let out another stinky fart for me~♥

"Mnmnm~"

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"Ooohhh~that was nice~"

"Eugh... it really sti-", I couldn't even finish my sentence because I actually threw up, now my legs are dirty with my own vomit!

"HAHAHA!!! My farts made you puke!", she says, starting to laugh uncontrollably. Allie's farts are smelly and horrible, there was no way I could avoid throwing up. Not throwing up was the second hardest thing in my life, phew, what a horrible smell Allie's farts have!