Laughing Jill's gassy revenge (Halloween special)

Note: this is the DeviantArt version of the story. It's incomplete because I was in a hurry to publish it. I'll write an improved and continued version of the story soon.

Gaian Disclaimer: Laughing Jill is not my character, she's taken from a creepypasta, she's the female version of Laughing Jack. All rights belong to the creator(s) of this character (check on the Internet who that is, I'm too lazy to do it myself), there's no copyright infringement intended, I swear! ^-^ :3 *dances happily and is incredibly cute*
Rodinian Disclaimer: Laughing Jill is not my character... she's nobody's (and everybody's) character, because all ideas always existed in Rodinia, the infinite realm of possible ideas, and therefore nobody has "created" this character, only taken it from Rodinia and brought it into Earth in the form a fictional character (long live piracy and cultural appropriation, yay, down with intellectual property of any kind, boooo)! Needless to say, I'm not the first Earthling who have brought her into our planet, so, uh... I guess the credit belongs to whoever did it first *blushes*! There, there, I said it, are you happy now? Hmpf! *crosses arms and pouts offended but still manages to be super adorable*
Warning: sorry to interrupt your philosophical ramblings about the nature of ideas but... shall we mention that this story may be disturbing for some readers? I think that is important as well! *nods satisfied*
Spoiler: yeah that is a good idea! Anyway, someone in this story will...
Warning: shut up, Spoiler!
Spoiler: oh, okay :C
Warning: I mean, I didn't mean to make you sad, Spoiler, I'm sorry, I was a bit too rude... it's just *sighs*... please let the readers enjoy (or hate) this story without telling them what will happen. It's a bad habit of yours, but it's ok, I understand it's not easy to get rid of bad habits, I'm not mad at you at all. Hug? *opens arms*
Spoiler: ok thank you Warning C: *Warning and Spoiler hug each other*
Gaian & Rodinian Disclaimer: can we hug you too, Spoiler?
Spoiler: sure!
Gaian & Rodinian Disclaimer: yay! *hug Spoiler*

Spoiler was being spoiled with hugs and was feeling a lot better!

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"Today is not Halloween", Jill said, looking at me with creepy eyes.

"W-well...", I started sweating, trying to find out some excuse to justify it, "It may not be Halloween in a chronological sense, but it is in an aesthetical and atmospheric sense...", I said, hoping she'll feel satisfied with this explanation.

"If that is the case, shouldn't you had written something like 'creepypasta' or 'horror story' inside the parentheses? It would had expressed your intended meaning as well. We're in late April, today is not Halloween at all", she said, crossing her arms, sighing.

"If we conceptualize Halloween in terms of its seasonal period, then we can say it's Halloween in the southern hemisphere, in countries like Australia... well, below the tropic of capricorn, at least... New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, South Africa... Antarctica, even... there's no valid reason to only consider the seasons from the perspective of the northern hemisphere!", I say, trying my best to excuse the "Halloween special" in April.

"Ugh... fine...", she said, groaning. I finally convinced her, yay! "But at least, do make me a favour", she added, "there is a typo in the title. You have written 'Laughing Jill's gassy revenge (Halloween Specual)'. Please, before uploading this story anywhere, correct the typo in the title", she said.

"Oh! I didn't see the typo! Thank you, Jill! I swear, I'll correct the typo in the title before uploading the story! I promise!", I said.

"I hope so...", she said, sighing, "Now I'll live my life... goodbye...", she said, walking away.

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Mary just woke up, she had a very strange dream, the first part of which involves strange entities talking with each other about incomprehensible things and offering comforting hugs to one of them who was feeling a bit sad, and the second part of the dream was about her imaginary friend Jill talking to some random person about things she (Mary) did not understand at all. She was feeling a bit confused by that dream, but tried to move on and not think about it. After all, dreams are weird are meaningless most of the times.

"Are you okay, Mary?", Jill asked her.

"I had a strange dream, but yes, I'm okay", Mary said, trying to smile.

"Do you want to talk about your dream, Mary?", Jill asked, smiling and trying her best to comfort Mary.

"W-well... in the first part, there were some people... they were talking about ideas or something... something that I couldn't understand... then one of them felt a bit sad and got a lot of hugs from the others... in the second part of the dream, you were there, Jill, you were talking to someone about Halloween, maybe... but I didn't understand it very well... it was so confusing...", Mary mumbled, sighing, "I'll get back to sleep, thank you Jill...", she said, hugging Jill and getting back to sleep.

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Mary had always been a really smart and creative girl since she was a little child, but she lived on the outskirts, far from the city, so she couldn't make friends with other kids and was starting to feel lonely, so she spent all her time with her imaginary friend Jill, she was the perfect friend and Mary had lots of fun with her.

~Depending on your stance regarding the nature of ideas, Mary either *created* Jill (if you believe that an imaginary friend 'exists' in at least some sense, even if not physically), or just imagines Jill (if you believe imaginary friends don't 'exist' under any sense of the word) or, if you believe in Rodinia, then Jill already existed in Rodinia and either, 1) Mary took a mental trip to Rodinia, met Jill there, and then convinced Jill to come to Earth with her and spend time with her, or 2) Jill herself descended to Gaia (Earth) from Rodinia in the form of an imaginary entity (a thoughtform), made friends with Mary and just stayed there~

At the beginning, her parents didn't pay too much attention to it, but over the years, as Mary got older and kept talking with Jill all day, her parents decided to do something about it. They sent Mary to a psychiatric facility and left her there.

The doctors thought that Mary did not deserve to live, so they tied Mary up, and one of them, Mr [UNDEFINED], took a gun and shot Mary, killing her. The doctors all nodded and got rid of her dead body, taking it to the outdoor yard and burning it.

Jill was shocked, her best Gaian friend... she was gone... 'they will pay for what they've done', she thought, planning a revenge.

She ran towards Mr [UNDEFINED], grabbed him, tied him up and brought him into an isolated room alone with her.

"W-who are you? What are you doing?", Mr [UNDEFINED] asked, shivering in fear.

"My name is Jill. You killed my best friend Mary, now you'll pay for this", Jill said, with tears in her eyes and rage in her soul.

"Mary didn't deserve to live, she was talking all day with her imaginary friend. That's just unacceptable!", Mr [UNDEFINED] said.

"And guess what, I was that imaginary friend she talked with. She lived too far from the city, so she had no physical friends, and I was always there for her... and now she's gone...", Jill said, crying even more, "I'll make you regret what you have done!", she said, sitting on Mr [UNDEFINED]'s face and pressing her ass on his nose.

"Hey, what are you doing! This is so weird...", Mr [UNDEFINED] said, blushing and feeling confused.

"Happy Halloween, motherfucker!", Jill said, angry.

"W-what?! But we're in April!", Mr [UNDEFINED] said, even more confused.

"Shut up!", Jill said, furious, "Mnghm!"

~PBPRBPRBPRBTTTSSSFFF~

Jill farted right on Mr [UNDEFINED]'s face, and it caught him by surprise, he was shocked, he was really not expecting that, and it smelled really bad too! The smell was disgusting, and Mr [UNDEFINED] wanted to get away from that smelly situation but he was tied up, so he realized he had no choice but to smell Jill's fart and he started shivering in fear, he was hoping that Jill wouldn't fart on him again and that after she smell dissipates, he'd be let free. Of course, Jill had a different idea in her mind.

"How does it smell, uh", Jill said, hoping that it smelled as bad as possible, but Mr [UNDEFINED] was not reacting as disgusted as she'd liked, so luckily for her she had to fart again and she decided to do just that, "Here's another one, idiot!"

~PPPBBBRRRTTTSSSFFF~

Mr [UNDEFINED] started to cough, and Jill was more satisfied, that's what she wanted to hear, "yeah, my farts stink, uh", she said, giggling sadistically, but just hearing coughing was not enough, she wanted to cause even stronger reactions, she wanted to make Mr [UNDEFINED] gag so hard that he would almost throw up, even better if he'll actually throw up! She wanted to give him the stinkiest revenge ever, she knew her farts smelled really bad so it was a great chance for her to inflict the maximum amount of stink on him.

"Please, stop... it reeks...", Mr [UNDEFINED] said, starting to panic, the smell was awful and he couldn't get away, it was really disgusting to breathe in.

"This is your punishment!", said Jill angrily, "ngh..."

~PBRPRBPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF~

"N-no... stop...", Mr [UNDEFINED] was coughing even more heavily, the smell was disgusting, his nose was starting to burn and he correctly felt like he couldn't do anything to escape that fate. Jill was laughing, but her thirst for revenge wasn't yet fulfilled.

"You haven't suffered enough yet", said Jill, "I'll keep punishing you with my farts for a while! Here's some more, ngh!"

~PPPBBBRRRAAATTTSSSFFF~

"Nnn...", Mr [UNDEFINED] was suffering from Jill's stinky punishment, he was gagging, he wasn't too far from throwing up, and Jill decided to kept farting on him over and over again, 'what he did is unforgivable', she thought, preparing to let out more stinky farts on his face.

~PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF~

Mr [UNDEFINED] threw up a little bit in his mouth, and for now Jill was satisfied, her next targets will be the other doctors, and finally, Mary's parents. She has a lot more gas to let out on their faces. Her revenge has just begun.