Have you ever felt upset after seeing someone wearing a yellow t-shirt? Have you ever struggled sleeping at night at the thought that a friend or a family member may have worn a yellow t-shirt either in your presence or while you're not around? In this article we'll be trying to understand what to do if you're going through similar feelings, giving you some precious life advice that you may find useful. As usual, remember to leave a like, hit the subscribe button if you're not already subscribed and now let's get into it.
Seeing someone wearing a yellow t-shirt can be a profoundly upsetting experience, the important thing to remember is to take a deep breath, try to calm down and try to analyze the situation with a clear, rational mind, without letting your strong emotions cloud your judgement. Take a deep breath, accept your own feelings of panic, frustration, misanthropy and overall despair, don't try to resist or deny those feelings but instead try to see if those feelings are rational. Ask yourself "does the fact this person has worn a yellow t-shirt affect my life in any way?" and understand that regardless of whether or not anyone has worn a yellow t-shirt, your life remains unaffected by that. It is very dangerous for your well-being to depend on whether or not someone is wearing a yellow t-shirt, as that is something beyond your control. Be happy even in the face of adversity, even if five people are wearing yellow t-shirts in front of you, even if TEN people are wearing yellow t-shirts in front of you, you should be as happy as you would be if nobody was wearing a yellow t-shirt in the entire world. What's more, you surely don't care if people wear yellow pants, so why is it suddenly a problem if they wear yellow t-shirts? It surely is an irrational worry. I hope this piece of deep, profound wisdom has helped you, but before continuing with learning life advice, here's today's avant-garde fart fetish story, titled "Kvlt ov Flatvlia"
Phase 0: introduction
Kinesis is born and grew up in a conservative Christian family. One day, he discussed his beliefs with his parents.
"I believe God doesn't hate homosexuality or sexuality in general, not even atheists. I think God doesn't give rules or restrictions to humans, we're just tiny beings on a speck of dust in the Universe! Surely having a fart fetish is not a big deal for God!"
His dad was shocked: "what's up with these beliefs? You sound like a Satanist!"
"A Satanist?", Kinesis asked, curious.
"Yeah, Satanists believe in this stuff!", his dad said.
"So, you think I'm a Satanist?", Kinesis asked.
"If you believe in that stuff, you're surely one!", his dad said.
Phase 1: every ideology/religion/philosophy/worldview/etc is gatekept!
"Thanks, dad! I'll try that!", Kinesis said, excited to try this new religion his dad mentioned!
"Wait Kinesis, I didn't mean to...", his dad started saying, but too late, Kinesis already left the door!
--- Satanic Community ---
"So, you believe in Satan as a literal deity rather as just a symbol of certain values?", a member of a Satanic Community said.
"Yeah!", Kinesis said, excited and hyped.
"Then sorry, but you don't belong here. Satanism is an atheistic religion, so if you believe in a literal Satan, you're just a heretical Christian!", the member of the Satanic Community explained.
"Thank you very much! I'll try that!", Kinesis said, even more excited, running towards the
--- Heretical Christian Community ---
"Yo people! Someone told me I belong here!", Kinesis said, super excited.
"What do you believe in?", an Ophite woman asked.
(Kinesis explained his beliefs)
"Oh, you're definitely not a heretical Christian, then! Based on your beliefs, I can tell you're definitely a Satanist, no doubt!", she explained.
"Nope! I already tried it but they said I'm not a Satanist since I believe in a literal Satan, while they're atheists! And they told me I'm a heretical Christian!", Kinesis explained.
"Hmm...", the woman rubbed her chin, thinking, "try... Theistic Satanism, maybe?", she suggested, shrugging and wondering whether that was really a good answer.
"Thank you very much, I'm gonna try that immediately!", Kinesis said, waving his hand and running to the suggested community.
--- Theistic Satanist Community ---
"Someone told me my beliefs are Theistic Satanist!", Kinesis explained.
"What do you believe in?", a member of the community asked.
(Kinesis explains his beliefs)
"Well, what can I say, dude... you believe in a Satan that tends to represent light, knowledge, scientific progress and other values in a vaguely Miltonian interpretation of this deity... I would say you're definitely a Luciferian, then! Lucifer is the bringer of light. We at this community tend to interpret Satan in a darker way, bringer of darkness and destruction rather than light, our beliefs tend towards the anti-cosmic side of the spectrum!", the member explained.
"Thank you very much! I'll try Luciferianism, then... wait, Theistic Luciferianism, right?", Kinesis asked, to be sure.
"Oh yeah, right! Theistic Luciferianism! Surely you don't belong in the atheistic sects, considering you believe in a literal divinity rather than merely a symbol for some values!", the member explained.
"Thank you very much! I'll try that, then!", Kinesis said, his hype was ever-increasing.
"You're welcome! Good luck!", the member said, smiling.
--- Theistic Luciferian Community ---
"Someone told me I'm definitely a Theistic Luciferian!", Kinesis said.
"What do you believe in?", a member asked.
(Kinesis explains his beliefs)
"Oh no, you're too much of a hedonist to belong here! You see, we consider Lucifer as the bringer of light, yes, but achieving light is not an effortless task. It requires effort, patience and sacrifice of your time and energy to reach such things as light, knowledge, self-improvement and progress! Achieving those without effort is not something we believe in, at all! For example, look at the story of Prometheus - whom we equate with Lucifer - he brought the fire to humankind... but at what cost? And look at humankind itself, it achieved enormous progress in these millennia... but again, at what cost? Not without effort, for sure!", the member explained.
"So, what is the name of my beliefs, then?", Kinesis asked, wondering.
"I think you're a Satanist, based on your hedonistic views!", the member said.
"No way, I tried both the atheistic and theistic ones... and, well, they told me I'm not a Satanist. The theistic ones told me I'm a Luciferian, go figure!", Kinesis said, getting a bit confused at this point.
The member started some chin-rubbing to think about a possible answer: "well, then, you could try some Neopagan Community, your hedonistic views surely will be appreciated there!"
"Thank you very much, I'll try that! I'm so excited to finally meet some like-minded people!", Kinesis said, super excited.
"You're welcome! Have fun there!", the member said.
--- Neopagan Community ---
(Kinesis explains the whole situation and his beliefs)
"Eww! We just practice pre-Christian religions! Satan and Lucifer are Abrahamic gods, they have nothing to do with Paganism! If you believe in Satan and Lucifer you're a Christian, not a Pagan!", a member explained, with a "facepalm" expression on her face.
"No way, I'm definitely not a Christian! I explained my beliefs to my Christian parents and they told me I was a Satanist, so I went to a Satanist Community, explained my beliefs and they told me I'm a heretical Christian, then I went to a heretical Christian community and they told me I'm a Satanist, to which I replied that no, I already tried that, so they told me I'm a Theistic Satanist, so I went to a Theistic Satanist community and they told me I'm a Luciferian, so I went to a Luciferian community and they told me I'm a Neopagan based on my hedonistic beliefs! And now I'm here in a Neopagan community and you tell me that I'm not a Neopagan? So, what do I do? Where do I go from here?", Kinesis asked, feeling a bit confused and starting to feel a bit lost, too. Where does he really belong?
"Ha! Try Wicca, they're fluffy bunnies and accept everyone there!", she said, laughing.
"Okay, thank you very much, it sounds so nice! I'll try that!", Kinesis said, excited to finally find a place where he belongs.
--- Wiccan Community ---
"No", the Wiccan girl said.
"...but why?", Kinesis asked.
"Wiccans don't worship Satan, that's what Christians do!", she said.
"What about Lucifer?", Kinesis asked, hopeful.
"No", she said.
"A heretical interpretation of 'God'?"
"No"
"Oh, come on!!! Where do I go, then?"
Kinesis was feeling like he didn't belong anywhere, after all.
"New Age, definitely! That religion is literally everything and the kitchen sink! You'll feel yourself at home there!", the girl said, smiling... in a kind-of derisive way, though.
"Thank you very much, I'll try that!", Kinesis never wanted to give up, he'll finally find a place where he belongs!
--- New Age Community ---
"No, I wouldn't say your beliefs are New Age... they're actually more..."
"Thanks, I'll try that!", Kinesis was super excited. A place where he belongs? A heaven! He'll never get tired of searching! Kinesis' life is full of movement!
[a few weeks later]
'Eugh... this is the 256th religion I'm trying... I hope this will be the right one for me...', he thought, starting to feel a little bit exhausted of getting rejected by pretty much every community he tried to join.
--- Kvlt ov Flatvlia ---
"Someone told me this is the religion I believe in...", Kinesis said, breathing heavily as he was tired of walking around finding some place where he could belong and be accepted.
"What do you believe in?", a member asked.
(Kinesis explains his beliefs)
"Oh, wow! This is exactly what we believe in, too! It's such a rare sight to see someone as smart and enlightened as you! What can I say, you're a natural member of the Kvlt ov Flatvlia, you just discovered to be one now! Come in!", she said, hugging Kinesis warmly, for the first time he felt at home and accepted. Somewhere he could belong.
Phase 2: Initiation
"I am Priestess Valeria", said a member of the Kvlt, "welcome to the Kvlt ov Flatvlia, Kinesis! I hope you're ready for the initiation~", she said, with a huge smile on her face, she's a young and cute priestess, and Kinesis was wondering what the rite of initiation would be.
"What will the rite of initiation consist of?", asked Kinesis, wondering.
"Fufufu, you'll see~", said Priestess Valeria, "Actually, I'll tell you now~the rite of initiation consist in smelling one of my farts! If you'll be able to smell one of my farts without turning your head away, you'll be a member of our community! You can cough, gag, flinch, complain, groan, whatever else, as long as you keep your nose on my ass after I fart, you'll pass the rite of initiation successfully! My farts are really stinky, Kinesis, I'm telling you, hehe~", said Priestess Valeria, giggling happily, she was pretty proud of having really stinky farts.
"Well, I'm really into this kind of stuff, Priestess Valeria! Actually, the more a girl's farts stink, the more I'm into it, that's been a fantasy of mine for a long while and I'm very happy to try this for the first time in my life, thank you very much, Priestess Valeria!", said Kinesis, with his eyes sparkling with excitement, he was really happy.
"You're welcome, Kinesis, thank you for joining, and you're lucky that I have to fart now, so, what are you waiting for, put your nose riiight here on my ass, let's see if you pass the test successfully, hehehe~", Priestess Valeria said, giggling and pointing at her ass with her index finger, she was enjoying it really much, everytime someone wants to join the Kvlt ov Flatvlia, that's what they have to do, and most people fail the test, because Priestess Valeria's farts are really, really stinky. Will Kinesis succeed? He placed his nose right on her ass, and was ready to sniff her flatulence.
"I gotta fart now. Are you ready, Kinesis?", Priestess Valeria asked, chuckling, Kinesis just nodded and went 'mhm' and Priestess Valeria wasted no more time, "MNHGMH~"
*PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF*
Priestess Valeria farted right on Kinesis' face, and he was surprised because it was really stinky! It was stinkier than in his imagination, and it was more difficult than he was expecting, he tried to breathe it in but the smell was disgusting, it smelled worse than a bowl filled with rotten eggs juice and spoiled milk, the smell made him want to throw up, he wondered what Priestess Valeria ate to have farts so stinky, or maybe she didn't eat anything in particular and it's just her stomach that makes her farts so stinky, like, her farts are naturally this stinky regardless of what she eats? 'Maybe I could ask her later', he thought, but that was just a secondary thought, because his mind was filled with disgust and the thought of wanting to throw up, he was even starting to gag because the smell was so bad, and Priestess Valeria laughed because of that, she wanted to see how long Kinesis would stand the smell of her farts for, and more importantly, whether or not he'll pass the test successfully and become a member of the Kvlt ov Flatvlia. Kinesis was really struggling to keep his nose on Priestess Valeria's ass, he was gagging and the smell was making him feel so nauseated and disgusted, but after some time, the smell started to dissipate, and Kinesis was able to keep his nose on her ass for the whole time, despite it smelling so bad.
"Congratulations, Kinesis, you have passed the test successfully, and now you're a member of the Kvlt ov Flatvlia!", Priestess Valeria said, hugging Kinesis, "phew, your face still reeks of my farts, though~", she said, chuckling and letting go of the hug, and looking at Kinesis' face and smiling.
Phase 3: a place to belong
"So, this is where I belong...", said Kinesis, not knowing how to feel, "...I see", he said, sighing and smiling.
"I don't understand how you feel, Kinesis, you're expressing ambiguous emotions", said Priestess Valeria, curious but not worrying too much.
"Eh, I don't understand that either", said Kinesis, sighing a bit but smiling even more, "Don't worry about that, Priestess Valeria. This is my place now"
"Well, I'm glad you... you're happy... I guess...", said Priestess Valeria, with an awkward smile, "anyway, your name now is Stasis! It's good to change your name because it means this is another phase of your life, the previous chapter has now ended! Do you like the name Stasis?", asked Priestess Valeria, smiling.
"I love it, thank you, Priestess Valeria!", said Statis, happy about his new identity and sense of belonging, and his new life. He was excited for the changes in his life.
"Great! You'll have lots more girls' farts to smell in the Kvlt ov Flatvlia, and actually, mine are not that smelly, there are girls here whose farts are much, much smellier. The higher your grade, you'll meet girls who have stinkier farts. The girl with the stinkiest farts in this Kvlt, Princess Lili, has incredibly smelly farts, the vast majority of the members of this Kvlt give up at way lower levels than hers, only one person, Lord Shiba, has managed to even reach Princess Lili, but when he had to smell Princess Lili's farts, he gave up, her farts were way too stinky for him, and for anyone else too, literally nobody has managed to handle the smell of Princess Lili's farts, she's the undefeated champion of having unbearably stinky farts. Ha, of course you wouldn't be able to endure the smell of her farts, Stasis, nobody can", Priestess Valeria said, smirking, teasing Stasis, explaining who Princess Lili was. Her farts are so stinky that nobody was able to endure them, even Lord Shiba had to give up, Stasis knew he had no chance, but that description aroused some kind of curiosity in him.
"W-wait... what are you talking about, Priestess Valeria... there are levels? This seems interesting. And Princess Lili... it seems like her farts are totally unbearable!", Stasis said, absolutely fascinated by all this, seems like the Kvlt ov Flatvlia is really the right place for him! He was so excited at the thought that was just the beginning, and that here in this Kvlt there are girls with way stinkier farts than Priestess Valeria's, which were already very stinky!
"Yes indeed, Princess Lili's farts are so stinky that literally nobody, not even Lord Shiba, could stand the smell. But before Princess Lili there are many other girls here in this Kvlt, they are ranked by how stinky their farts are, Princess Lili is in the 1st position, of course, she's the girl with the stinkiest farts in this Kvlt, and the girls with the least stinky farts here have odorless farts. Now, how to measure how stinky a girl's farts are, well... we don't have absolute measurements, just relative ones, called 'percentile', the higher the percentile, the stinkier the girl's farts are. The percentile here in this Kvlt indicates what percentage of girls have less stinky farts than that girl, so Princess Lili has a percentile of 100, because 100% of girls here have less stinky farts than hers, whereas the girl with the least stinky farts in this Kvlt has a percentile of 0, because 0% of girls - so, no girl - has less stinky farts than hers. So, a percentile of 90 would mean 90% of girls have less stinky farts than hers, which means that girl of 90 percentile has really stinky farts, phew! As for mine, I'm at around 75 percentile, which means around a quarter of the girls here have farts stinkier than mine. The exact number of the girls in this Kvlt is unknown, but it's estimated to be around a few thousands. If my farts are not stinky enough for you, you're in luck, there are plenty of girls with farts stinkier than mine here, some slightly stinkier than mine, some way stinkier than mine. As for how the level of the stench is determined, a subjective judge ranks the girls based on how rank their farts are!", Priestess Valeria explained, giggling, "we believe that the girls here in this Kvlt are more or less representative of the average population when it comes to how bad their farts smell", she added.
"That's very interesting! So you're basically implying that with time I can train myself to be able to handle the smell of the farts of the girls with higher percentiles, right?", Stasis asked, interested. He was curious to smell stinkier farts from girls, and the Kvlt ov Flatvlia was the right place to do that!
"That's right, Stasis! I wonder what's the highest you can tolerate! 90 percentile is already really, really stinky, that means only around 10% of girls have stinkier farts than hers. 99 percentile is brutal, I doubt you'll ever be able to handle such a smell, not even after a decade of training!", Priestess Valeria said, smiling and nodding, wondering what's Stasis' level of tolerance but doubting he can go so far. She doubted that he could handle 99 percentile girl farts, and of course, "I'm certain that you will never be able to handle 100 percentile girl farts, that is, the girl with the stinkiest farts in the Kvlt, that is, Princess Lili. Absolutely impossible, her farts just reek!"
"Nice! Well, I'll stay in this Kvlt, and with time, we'll see what my level of tolerance is. You're at 75 percentile, Priestess Valeria, and your farts were difficult to sniff, they made me gag and I was almost giving up! So it's going to be difficult to sniff farts stinkier than those but I'll try, I'm very curious!", said Stasis, smiling and feeling curious of how bad the girls' farts can smell.
"Hehehe don't worry, Stasis, you'll have plenty of girl farts to sniff while you're here~", said Priestess Valeria, happy to have Stasis in the Kvlt, and reminding him that there will be no shortage of girl farts to sniff. After all, female flatulence is the primary purpose of the Kvlt ov Flatvlia. Stasis smiled, he was ready for a whole new chapter of his life.
Phase 4: the training
A day after passing the rite of initiation, Stasis was met with his first challenge, he had to sniff the farts of an 80 percentile girl, that means her farts are stinker than those of Priestess Valeria's. This girl's name is Deborah.
"Fufufu, just to let you know, my farts are really nasty, are you sure you want to smell them? Hehehe~", said Deborah, teasing Stasis and giggling. She was flattered that someone wanted to smell her farts, since they're so stinky that they're a difficult challenge even for many members of the Kvlt. Of course, her farts are very far from being the stinkiest, but her farts are pretty putrid and nauseating nonetheless.
"Yes, I am sure of that, Deborah. Come on, you can fart on my face, I'm not afraid, right on my nose~", said Stasis, teasing Deborah and encouraging her to fart right on his nose. Of course, Deborah was really happy to do that, she put her butt on Stasis' face and was ready to fart. Deborah is a really gassy girl, and she had to fart now.
"As you wish, my dear Stasis, but I'm warning you, it's going to stink, hehe~", Deborah said, giggling and ready to fart right on Stasis' face, her butt was right on his nose, "MNGHM~"
~PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF~
Deborah farted right on Stasis' face, it was stinkier than Priestess Valeria's, Stasis felt like his nose was burning, it felt like the stench was melting his face, he was very tempted to just turn his nose away, but by doing so, he would lose the challenge. Breathing in that gas made him gag quite soon, it was a struggle to not throw up, the smell was putrid and atrocious, but he was still doing his best to not place his nose away from Deborah's ass, even though it was really difficult.
"Hehehe, so how is it, Stasis, how is my fart, is it really stinky? Is it too stinky for you? Hehehe~", Deborah said, giggling and enjoying the sound of Stasis' gagging, his eyes were watering and he knew he couldn't keep his nose on Deborah's ass for much longer.
"Eugh... it is too stinky, Deborah...", Stasis said, still gagging from the awful stench, his nose and eyes were burning, he could barely breathe, the gas was so thick that he felt like he could taste it. He was trying his best to keep his nose on Deborah's ass, but her gas was stinking up the air really badly, and it was even smellier to just keep one's nose right on her ass, so Stasis gave up and removed his nose from her ass.
"Hehehe, you really gave up, my fart was too stinky for you~", said Deborah, proud of herself, she enjoyed how bad her farts smelled, most people were unable to stand the smell when she farted on their face, and Stasis was no exception, and even though her farts were far from being the stinkiest, they were smelly enough to make most people give up. "Tee-hee~", Deborah giggled and made a victory sign with her hands, winking and sticking her tongue out in sign of victory, her farts were stinky enough to 'defeat' Stasis' nose, and now he was still coughing from the stench that was lingering in his nostrils and in the room.
"How the hell am I supposed to breathe when you fart on my face, it smells awful, bleh!", Stasis said, complaining about the smell, "b-but... I want to try again later", he said, gulping nervously, he wasn't sure whether he was ready for that challenge or not, but he was determined enough to try again later today, "I'll win this challenge sooner or later, I'll be able to sniff farts way stinkier than yours without even flinching, you'll wait and see!", said Stasis, proud of himself for his determination.
"Hehe, alright, Stasis, we'll see it! Whenever you feel ready, call me and I'll fart on your face, we'll see if we can handle the smell~", said Deborah, smirking, she was really proud of her stinky farts, but Stasis was very determined and he accepted the challenge.
"I will!", he said, nodding and slightly bowing, and smiling, "See you later, Deborah!", he said.
"See you later, Stasis!", Deborah said, opening her arms for a hug, and Stasis hugged her.
Then, Stasis went to Priestess Valeria.
"Hi Priestess Valeria! Deborah farted on my face today. She's a girl with 80 percentile farts, so, stinkier than yours. Her farts were so stinky I had to give up, there was no way I could just sniff them, they made me want to throw up. But... I'll challenge her again later today, I must never give up, I have to train myself and reach a higher level!", he said, feeling determined. Priestess Valeria smiled, she liked Stasis' determination.
"Hehe, you're so adorable, Stasis, I can't wait to know if you'll win the challenge! Here in this Kvlt there may be times where your nose will be so much bombarded by girls' stinky farts that you'll start to miss fresh air, hehehe~", said Priestess Valeria, thinking it was hilarious.
"I wonder how bad Princess Lili's farts really smell", said Stasis, curious.
"Oh, they're unbearable! Her farts are the stinkiest in this Kvlt, so she's 100 percentile. Oh, Stasis, if you even smell then farts of a 95 percentile girl, you'll see how awful the smell is, then imagine a fart way stinkier than that, and that's still less smelly than Princess Lili's farts", said Priestess Valeria, feeling some kind of second-hand pride for how bad Princess Lili's farts smell.
"I'm happy to be here", said Stasis, smiling, "now, if you don't mind, I'll go challenge Deborah again, I think I'm ready!", he said, feeling determined, this time he told himself that he'll keep his nose on Deborah's ass no matter how bad her fart will smell. He told himself he will not give up.
He went to Deborah, looked at her eyes and smiled. "Deborah, I'm ready to challenge you again! So, as soon as you have to fart, please do it on my nose, I won't give up this time, I'm pretty sure, I feel confident and determined!", he said, smiling and nodding.
"Oh, really? Well, that's good to hear, because I have to fart now, I've actually been holding it in for a few minutes, it's good to know I can let it out without it getting wasted in the air with nobody smelling it, so, come here~", said Deborah, turning around and pointing at her ass with her index finger as before. That's where Stasis had to place his nose, on her ass, right between her asscheeks, on her butthole, where the stinky gas comes from. Stasis walked towards Deborah and put his nose right there, he told himself that he won't give up, he was ready for an awful stench, he just needed to breathe that in, "Here it comes, MNGHM~"
~PBRPBRPBRAAAPPPTTTSSSFFF~
"Hehehe~", Deborah giggled, it felt good to release that fart right on Stasis' nose, she felt like her belly was a deflating balloon, the gas came out and it hit Stasis' nose and face, and it was very stinky, it smelled awful, Stasis was already struggling to not gag, he wished he could just turn his nose away from Deborah's ass, and he certainly could, he just didn't want to, both because he didn't want to seem weak to Deborah, and because he wanted to improve his own skills in fart endurance training. The smell of Deborah's flatulence was awful, it made him want to gag, he was really struggling, but if he audibly gagged then Deborah would notice his struggle, so he tried his best to stay quiet even though the smell was awful and putrid and it was making him feel like he was suffocating. His eyes were watering a little bit but he was determined to not give up.
"It's really stinky, Deborah, I'm going to be honest...", he said, with a weird voice, trying not to gag from the awful stench, "but... I can stand the smell! I'm not that weak!", he said, even though he'd rather put his head in a basket of a dozen rotten eggs than to keep sniffing Deborah's flatulence.
"Hehehe that's great to hear, Stasis, I actually have another fart coming", she said, and Stasis was like 'oh no, please no' in his mind, "MNGHM~"
~PBBRRRAAAPPPTTTSSSFFF~
"Aaahhh~awesome", said Deborah, feeling happy and relieved, she's a really gassy girl and has a lot of gas in her belly, and she was happy to let it out on someone's face rather than just farting where nobody other than her can smell it. Stasis started gagging really hard, he couldn't hold it anymore, but he was so determined that he was keeping his nose right on her ass even though those hot stinky fumes were frying his nose, his eyes and his brain. His lungs felt like they were rotting, they were being filled with that vile stench so much that his brain was starting to forget what breathing fresh air felt like.
"Ugh...", Stasis was really struggling, the smell was so putrid and intense that he felt like he needed to throw up. He felt almost as if his nose was melting by touching Deborah's ass for such a long time, that's where the place where those awful farts were coming from, and Stasis' nose was right there, he could turn his nose away, he was just deciding not to. What a shame would be, to lose a challenge like that, Stasis wanted to prove he could definitely handle some stink... even though that was a lot of stink to take, not just a little. He was gagging heavily, and the more he gagged, the more Deborah laughed.
"Hahaha, oh Stasis, you're so cute when you gag from my stinky farts~", Deborah said, giggling, she thought Stasis was adorable, reduced to such a state by her stinky farts.
(Not so) soon, the smell started dissipating, and Deborah didn't have to fart again, so technically, Stasis won the challenge, he could keep his nose on Deborah's ass until the smell dissipated, and Deborah was proud of him, and she hugged him. "Phew, your face stinks! Hehe, of course, I've farted on it", Deborah said, letting go of the hug quite quickly, but still smiling at Stasis and congratulating his victory to him.
"I won... nice!", said Stasis, still coughing and gagging from the awful stench that was lingering in his nostrils and in the room, he felt like he was almost half-dead from the stench, but at least he won! He got bragging rights!
"Yes, but this is just the beginning Stasis, you've won a battle but not the war, metaphorically speaking, see, here in this Kvlt I'm classified at 80 percentile, that means there are still around 20% of girls who have farts stinkier than mine, are you sure you want to continue your training? You could barely stand my farts, I can't imagine how badly you're going to react to girls who have farts stinkier than mine, hehe~", said Deborah, teasing Stasis, but he was feeling really determined and he indeed wanted to continue.
"Yes, Deborah, I won't give up! I'll keep training and I'll sniff the girls' farts no matter how bad they stink!", said Stasis, determined.
"I'm proud of you, Stasis!", said Deborah, with a friendly smile.
Phase 5: to the next level
"So, Stasis, this is Melissa, a girl with 90 percentile farts, so her farts are much stinkier than mine!", said Deborah, introducing Stasis to Melissa (and vice-versa, of course). Stasis was happy to meet Melissa.
"I'm so happy to meet you, Melissa! Deborah's farts are already quite stinky for me, I mean, don't get me wrong, I can handle them, but... I have to admit they're pretty stinky! But I need to become even stronger, I need to stop being a coward, so, Melissa, would you like to fart on my nose?", Stasis asked, smiling.
"Oh, for sure! I'll warn you when I'll have to fart, Stasis! Just be warned, my farts are really, really stinky! Stinkier than Deborah's, for sure, you may be unable to handle the smell, so... are you sure this is what you want to do?", Melissa asked. Oh, what a question, Stasis was really determined and stubborn in his intentions.
"Of course it is, Melissa! This is what I need to do to reach the next level in terms of fart endurance! I think I'll never be able to stand the smell of Princess Lili's farts, but I'll try my best to reach the highest level possible!", said Stasis, feeling really determined and proud of himself. He was thinking that perhaps with enough training he could handle the smell of a 95 percentile girl farts, maybe even 99? He decided he'll try his very best, like (almost) no one ever did, to sniff them all was his real test... ok ok...
Anyway, Melissa didn't have to fart immediately (because people don't have to fart literally all the time, of course), but after some time, she did have to fart, and she warned Stasis about that.
"Hey Stasis, I need to fart, could you place your nose between my buttcheeks please~", Melissa asked, giggling a bit, she was really cute, and Stasis did indeed place his nose between her asscheeks, and was ready to sniff her fart. He already knew it would smell worse than Deborah's, but he decided to not be a coward. "Good boy, now, here it comes~MMMHHH~♥"
♡~PPPBBBRRRTTTSSSFFFSSSHHH~♡
"Oh, aaahhh~", Melissa let out a sigh of relief and also she slightly moaned, it was definitely not her first time farting on someone's face, but it didn't happen very often, because most people were scared of how stinky her farts were and didn't want to smell them, because even when people smell her farts not directly but just by being close to her, the smell is enough to make people gag. She really stinks up the air with her farts! So, because it doesn't happen very often, when it does happen, it's a really good feeling for Melissa, she knows how bad her farts smell so it's very satisfying for her to fart on people's faces!
"MGOH...", Stasis felt like he was choking from the smell, it was so pungent it was piercing his nostrils, he was trying his best to just keep his nose on Melissa's ass but his eyes were watering and he was gagging like crazy, there was no way he could keep sniffing those horrible fumes, he was feeling sick from that rotten stench and despite his strong will and determination, there was nothing he could do, he needed to turn his nose away from her ass, and so he did.
"Ooohhh, stinky stinky, hehe~", Melissa said, giggling and laughing, "you're still gagging, ha!"
"Isn't he adorable when he gags from smelling stinky farts?~", Deborah said, walking in after seeing the scene, "PHEW!", she said, after she got too close to Melissa, she waved her hands fanning the stinky fumes away and walked a few steps back just to be able to breathe.
"Indeed he is, Deborah!", Melissa said, feeling happy and satisfied, Stasis was kneeling on the ground, gagging uncontrollably, he looked like he was about to throw up.
"I need some fresh air...", he said, still gagging a lot, and running away to a less smelly place.
"Ha! My farts are very stinky~", Melissa said, happy and proud of herself for having stinky farts.
Stasis went to Priestess Valeria, still gagging quite a lot, the smell was lingering in his nostrils and it was really rancid and disgusting.
"Priestess Valeria, I have let Melissa fart on my face today. Just earlier. She's a girl whose farts are 90 percentile, her fart smelled so awful, I was afraid I was going to suffocate, it was so incredibly stinky!", Stasis said, explaining his experience and shuddering at the mere remembrance of how stinky her fart was.
Priestess Valeria just bursted out laughing, "oh, Stasis, it seems like you're just now discovering how stinky girls' farts - well, anyone's farts, but here in this Kvlt it's just girls' farts, well, I digress, anyway... you're seeing how stinky girls' farts can be. But this is nothing! 90 percentile still means that 10% of girls have even stinkier farts than hers! You're still nowhere near the top! By now I think you're starting to see why absolutely nobody has ever been able to handle the smell of Princess Lili's farts", she explained.
"Yeah, I understand perfectly", he said, smiling nervously, "b-but... I'm a very stubborn person! After all, I've got rejected by 255 different religions before being accepted here in the Kvlt ov Flatvlia... imagine if I gave up after being rejected 10 times! Imagine if I wasn't that insecure but still gave up after being rejected 100 times! I wouldn't be here! So, I'm going to try, over and over again, no matter how many times I'll fail, I'll stand up stronger than before and try again, I won't let those stinky farts defeat my nose forever! Lord Shiba gave up when he smelled Princess Lili's farts, but at least he was able to reach that level! Lord Shiba gives me inspiration, but I want to dare even further! I want to be able to handle the smell of Princess Lili's farts!", said Stasis, confident, he never wanted to give up! After all, he's truly a stubborn person, not someone who gives up easily at all!
"Oh, Stasis, I don't think you'll ever be able to stand the smell of Princess Lili's farts, they're like a chemical weapon, they're so, so stinky! But maybe, who knows, maybe you can stand the smell of a 95 percentile girl farts? Oh, even in that case, it's still a remarkable achievement!", said Priestess Valeria, wanting to encourage Stasis but not wanting him to be unrealistically ambitious.
"Well... we'll see", said Stasis, sighing but smiling, "you may be underestimating just how stubborn I am! Most people would had given up after being rejected by 5 different religions. They would had thought there was something wrong with themselves, that they were unlikeable, that nobody would accept them for who they are and so on. Those a bit more daring would had given up after being rejected by 10 different religions. Someone really stubborn may have lasted until the 20th rejection. Even a crazy lunatic who is totally insane may had given up at around the 100th or 150th religion they got rejected by, but I went on and on, and after 255 rejections, I got accepted here. Do you seriously think I won't try over and over again until I can handle the smell? If you really believe that, that means you don't know me well", Stasis said, with a very proud grin on his face, he was really proud of his stubborness and determination.
"I wish you good luck, Stasis", said Priestess Valeria, smiling.
"Thank you, Priestess Valeria", said Stasis, hugging her and smiling. Priestess Valeria gently rubbed his back in sign of affection, they were both really enjoying the hug, "now, if you don't mind, I'll challenge Melissa again! I'll try my best!", said Stasis, determined.
"Good luck again, Stasis", said Priestess Valeria, looking at Stasis' eyes and smiling and waving goodbye with her hand.
Phase 6: stubborness, confidence and determination (never give up!)
Stasis went to Melissa again and challenged her to fart on his face again.
"Oohh, of course, Stasis, it's always a pleasure for me to fart on your face, hehe~", said Melissa, giggling happily, and doing the usual thing where she turns around and encourages Stasis to put his nose on her ass so he can smell her farts right from the source. So, Stasis put his nose on her ass again, and he was actually brave, because being brave is not when you're not scared of something, it's when you're scared of something but do it anyway. Some people may say you're stupid, especially if what you're doing is dangerous, but in the end it's just a matter of perspective, like all things in life are. Skunk spray is odorless from the perspective of a rock, after all. Oh, but anyway... "MNGHM~"
~!!!PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF!!!~
"MGUH!!!", Stasis immediately groaned, he felt like he was being punched in the lungs, the smell was atrocious, it smelled worse than rotten eggs, the stench was pungent and nauseating, it smelled like something died inside Melissa's stomach, the smell was pretty much unbearable, and just as before, he gagged uncontrollably and had to give up, he turned his nose away from Melissa's ass and ran away gagging, with the stench lingering and piercing his nostrils, he went to Priestess Valeria again.
"So, how did it go? Did you win?", Priestess Valeria asked, giggling and chuckling.
"No, I lost...", he said, coughing a bit, "but... I'll never give up! Whenever I say 'I give up' it's always before saying 'for now'. I'll try again tomorrow!", he said, full of determination.
"That's good, Stasis, I admire that", Priestess Valeria said, smiling and blushing happily.
Stasis blushed a bit, too. "Thank you, Priestess Valeria"
Stasis ate dinner, went to sleep, and then in the morning he went to Melissa again.
"Melissa, I want you to challenge my nose again!", he said, feeling very determined.
"Okay!", said Melissa, and without hesitation, this time she put her butt right on Stasis' nose, "MNGHM!~"
~!PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF!~
"MGAH!!! GUH...", Stasis' sense of smell was assaulted by an overwhelming, noxious putridity, it was Melissa's flatulence entering his nostrils, burning his nose really badly. He started gagging uncontrollably like he did yesterday, but today, despite the horrible stench, he was able to stand the smell until the end.
"Wow, Stasis, you actually managed to keep your nose on my ass this time, hehe, I'm proud of you~", she said, "I can give you a kiss on the cheek later, but not now, I bet your face reeks~"
Stasis was feeling victorious, it was a great feeling. He went to Priestess Valeria to communicate his victory.
"I'm proud of you, Stasis! But this is just the beginning, the journey is still very long, and yPHASE_¿:UNDEFINED