This is a metafictional avant-garde fart fetish story inspired by "The Library of Babel" by Jorge Luis Borges, and I, the protagonist of this story, am an immortal man called Apeiron, who has decided to spent an infinitesimal part of his lifetime in the Library of Babel (it's Babel's Library in the title because of the 50 character limit of a certain site this story is uploaded to), with the goal of reading all the books in here. This library is not exactly the same as that of the story by Jorge Luis Borges, it has some differences, here is what this library I'm in is like:
Every book is composed of 65,536 characters, with the 26 letters in the (English - Latin) alphabet, both lowercase and uppercase, the digits between 0 and 9, plus some simbols such as
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And also an empty character which means the spacing between words. And a "character" (so to speak) that indicates a line break, differentiating between paragraphs.
Which in total makes 77 different possible characters. The Library of Babel is peculiar in that every possible combination of characters exist somewhere, as a book. Of course, if every book was empty and had 0 characters, there would be only one book, the empty book, as there can be no variation of that. 77^0=1. Now, if every book was composed of just one character, there would be 77 different "books". That's clear, 77^1=77. If every book was composed of two characters, then there would be 5,929 books, because 77^2=5,929. Already if every book was composed of 280 characters (the length of a tweet... or at least, it used to be), then the quantity of "books" available would be around 1.65*(10^528), which is basically 1 followed by other 528 digits! In comparison, a billion (1,000,000,000) has only 9 digits after the 1! Imagine how many tweets that must be! However, in this library, every book is composed by 65,536 characters, which means the amount of books here is around 1.14*(10^123,633)!!! That's a HUGE amount of books! And yes, this specific story you're reading is also contained in the Library of Babel, and not just in one book either! In many books (but only a tiny minority of them). Every fart fetish story you can think of exists somewhere in the Library of Babel, not just in English but in any language that uses the Latin alphabet (without accents or umlauts or other diacritics tho OwO). At least in this definition of the Library of Babel! All the books that will ever get written are here, somewhere. But how long does it take to read all the books in this Library? Assuming one book of this length can be read in more or less one hour, then it will take around 1.14*(10^123,633) hours to read all the books of this library, which means around 1.30*(10^123,629) years! By comparison, that's around 9.41*(10^123,618) times the current age of our Universe! That's a length of time that's so enormous in scale that's difficult to comprehend! This Library is shielded, no matter what, it will exist forever, and I'm an immortal man, so 1.30*(10^123,629) years is NOTHING compared to the life I'll live! So, staying here in this library for 1.30*(10^123,629) years is merely a quick distraction and leisure in my immortal life, comparable to a quick video-gaming session for a human. Actually, even less than that, since it's technically an infinitesimal part of my immortal life, whereas a video-gaming session for a human is non-infinitesimal, but whatever, I think you get the idea.
How many fart fetish stories are in the Library of Babel? That's not easy to say, unfortunately. There are plenty of fart fetish stories in English, Italian, French, German, Swedish, Spanish etc and even in languages like Japanese etc but they are transliterated into the Latin alphabet (Romaji). Unfortunately for a human, the overwhelming majority of books in the Library of Babel consist of pure non-sense, you'll already be lucky if you can find a WORD that makes sense in here, the overwhelmingly vast majority of the content you can find on here looks like this:
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Not very fun to read, right? Well, these are gonna be some really tedious 1.30*(10^123,629) years for me, but it's nothing compared to the entire duration of my immortal life. After I'm done reading all the books in this library, I'll share with you some interesting fart fetish stories I've found here in this library, see you in 1.30*(10^123,629) years, buddy.
-With love, Apeiron.
=== 1.30*(10^123,629) years later ===
Ugh, finally, I've finished reading all these books! Phew, it took a while! I'm surprised you're still alive, buddy. Thank you for waiting for me all these years. Here are some interesting fart fetish stories I've read in this library.
=== Story 1: Sister farts on her brother's face ===
Katie is a 20 year old girl with really stinky farts, and she's very proud of that! She loves annoying her brother with her stinky farts, and just farting around him to see his reactions to the smell. One day, she decided to push things even further, she wanted to fart on his face! She giggles mischievously and rubs her hands, her plan must go well! Her brother is just sitting on his bed, playing videogames, he had absolutely no idea about what was about to happen to him!
"Hey Mike!", Katie said, looking at him with a fake innocent expression.
"Oh, hi Katie!", Mike said, completely unsuspecting.
Katie pushed Mike to the bed, he really wasn't expecting that! "Hey, what the hell are you doing?", he complained, feeling very confused about what was going on.
"Oh, you're about to find out soon!", Katie said, jumping on the bed, turning around, and placing her ass on Mike's face, with her butthole right on his nose.
"What the hell, Katie, I know what you're gonna do, stop! Get away!", her brother complained, but it was useless, Katie was already giggling, it means she had a fart ready, and Mike couldn't do anything about it.
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"NO! MGUH!!!", Mike was hit by a direct blast of hot stinky fart fumes, it was incredibly stinky, he already knew how stinky his sister's farts were, but getting blasted by them at point blank distance like that was just another level of stinky! His eyes were watering, he couldn't help but gag, he wanted to breathe some fresh air, but it was all useless, Katie was keeping him there, she was grabbing his head and keeping it on her ass, making sure his nose was pressed right on her butthole, so that the experience would be as stinky as possible for Mike.
"Hehehe, so, how do my farts smell, bro? You usually walk away when I fart around you, but this time, you can't get away, deal with it, hmpf! Hehe!", she said, giggling and sticking her tongue out cutely, "Tee-hee!!!", she was really cute, and very gassy!
"Stop! Get your ass away from my face, Katie!", Mike complained, the smell of Katie's flatulence was getting inside his nostrils, there was nothing he could do, Katie was just giggling cutely and asserting her dominance, she wasn't willing to let Mike go, no matter how stinky her farts were! On the contrary, the stinkier her farts were, the prouder she was!
"Nope! You must sniff the stink, Mike! I know my farts smell awful, and that's exactly the point of why I'm making you smell them, and get ready, I have more gas!", Katie said, giggling mischievously, and Mike was already getting desperate, he needed fresh air, but Katie was blocking him from escaping, she was pinning him down, his head was stuck under her butt, and she was holding his arms down to prevent him from escaping.
"No, don't fart on my face again, please Katie, I beg you!", Mike said, the smell was already making him a bit nauseous and disgusted, but Katie wanted to torture him with her gas.
"MNGHM!"
PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF
"Aaahhh!!! No way, Mike, you just stay under my ass and smell my stinky farts, that's the only thing I'll allow you to do, no odorless air, just my stinky farts for your cute little nose! Hehe!"
Mike's nose was defenseless, stuck in such a smelly spot with no way out, he was gasping for fresh air but all he got was Katie's stinky fumes, his eyes were watering and it was getting more and more difficult for him to not gag, there was nothing he could do, he was getting hit by the stinky wind that came out from Katie's ass, and she never seemed to run out of gas, she was really gassy, and she was proud of that!
"I'm choking... how the hell am I even supposed to breathe... it smells so bad...", Mike said, feeling really nauseated, he didn't know what to do, he was feeling helpless, it was so stinky to be farted on Katie!
"Hehehe, I know my farts smell so bad, I'm happy they do, here's some more, ngh!", said Katie, giggling and ready to fart on Mike's nose again.
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"EWW!!! STOP!!! No more, please...", Mike whimpered and gagged, the smell was too much for him, he'd rather stick his nose a few inchentimeters from a basket of rotten eggs than keep smelling Katie's farts, they sure are putrid! She wasn't letting him breathe fresh air, just her stinky farts, for her, hearing Mike's complaints of nausea and disgust from her rotten farts made her feel proud and satisfied, and she still had a lot of gas in her belly, to let out on his poor, burning nose!
"Ha, you wish I'd stop! Well, of course you do, since you're begging me to stop, but nope, I'll keep filling your nostrils with my gas, get ready!", Katie said, with a devious grin on her face, she wanted to really stink things up, "NGH!"
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"Aaahhh!!! It feels so nice! I can feel your nose getting warm from my gas, hehe!", she said, giggling, while Mike felt so bad he felt like he was choking from the unbearable stench, even when he sniffed the fumes for even just half a second, he would still gag, it was such a disgusting stink!
"N-no...", Mike was losing his energies, the smell was making his lungs and brain rot, the gas was all around, in his face, and it was stinking up the whole room, Katie could smell it, and she was wafting the air around her because it was very stinky even for her.
"Phew, even I can smell it... I can't imagine how bad it must smell under there with your nose on my ass!", Katie said, giggling, "...but maybe that's a good thing, hehe! Smell more, I have more gas, I still haven't let it all out!", she said, wanting Mike to smell even more of her farts, "MNGHM!"
PBRPBRPBRAAAPPPTTTSSSFFF
"Hehe, it seems like my farts are breaking your nose and your mind, and your lungs, good! You'll always remember this stink, I hope! Oh, I'm so gassy, and I have more!", Katie said, ready to fart on Mike's face again.
"No, no, please no...", Mike was begging her to not fart on his face again, but it was useless.
"No?!? Hmpf!", Katie was about to blast Mike's nose with her gas again, she wasn't planning to stop anytime soon, "MNGHM!!!"
PBRPBRPBRAAAOOOAAAPPPTTTSSSFFF
"And this is just the beginning, brother, get ready to sniff my gas for a while, I'm not going to stop gassing you anytime soon, ha!", she said, and Mike had given up, the smell was so stinky it was torture, and it was just the beginning of the fart torment.
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=== Story 2: Girl farts on her shy boyfriend's face ===
Miyori is a 20 year old girl, lately she's been dating with a guy called Ridwan, they have decided to become partners, but Ridwan is a shy guy, he's embarrassed by a lot of things, and there is something that he finds particularly embarrassing, that he wants to say to Miyori. Ridwan looks at Miyori's eyes, he was blushing, he was clearly shy about something, and Miyori was wondering what was going on.
"Is there something wrong, Ridwan? You look uncomfortable", said Miyori, worrying a bit.
"N-no, not really... I... I just wanted to tell you something... it's a little bit embarrassing, so I will need a few minutes", said Ridwan, shivering a bit from nervousness, he was blushing cutely, he was getting mentally ready to tell that thing to Miyori, he was nervous, his heart was beating fast, but he was determined to beat his own shyness.
"Take all the time you need, my love!", said Miyori, smiling warmly.
Ridwan sighed, he was trying to calm himself down. After taking a few deep breaths, he calmed down, he smiled, looked at Miyori's eyes and said: "I... well...", he was blushing a bit, but was ready to say it, even though his heart was beating fast and he was still shivering a bit, "I... I like a certain thing...", he said, blushing even more. It was even more difficult than expected!
"What thing?", Miyori said, smiling, she was trying to put Ridwan at ease, she didn't want to embarrass him even further, she was trying to sound as sweet as non-judgemental as possible, even though modulating one's own voice tone so precisely is not that easy, it requires understanding of psychology and social communication, but Miyori is just a cute girl who doesn't know much about this stuff, she was just being spontaneous and smiling warmly.
"It's... it's a bit embarrassing...", Ridwan said, blushing even more, his heart was beating really fast, he was really nervous, he thought he would had managed to say it, but he feels like a knot in his throat that prevents him from speaking. It was even more difficult than expected, he hoped he would manage to say it.
"I won't judge you, I promise", Miyori said, hugging Ridwan tight and warmly, and he was feeling better. After the hug, Ridwan sighed, smiled and started to explain.
"I like when girls... I mean just you, since we're monoamorous... I mean...", Ridwan wanted to word it in a good way, but it wasn't a good start, "okay, let's put it this way: overall, as a concept, I like when girls fart, especially if their farts are very stinky, but in practice, in the real world, de-facto, I only like when it's you farting. I was wondering... d-do...", he blushed, "do your farts smell really bad usually? I'm w-wondering...", he says, his heart is beating fast but he's still more comfortable than he was at the beginning, "I hope you're not disgusted, or think I'm a freak, you can change topic and I'll never bring this up again, I promise!", he says, nervous and breathing heavily from the anxiety.
Miyori hugged him, and said: "no problem at all, Ridwan! My farts, depends, sometimes they do not smell at all, sometimes the smell is thin, but most of the times, they smell really bad! You're lucky, sweetie, and I can fart on your face if you want, no problem!"
"R-really?", Ridwan was surprised, he was feeling very relieved, she'll do that? She'll really fart on his face? This seemed too good to be true!
ERROR: narrator is unreliable.
Ridwan woke up in his bed, sweating, it was just a dream, it was indeed too good to be true... JUST KIDDING!
"Yeah, of course! I was thinking 'if it's something I don't want to do, I'll just tell him no but won't judge him', but turns out it's something I actually don't mind doing, I would really like to do that, honey!", Miyori said, warmly looking at his eyes and smiling. Ridwan was feeling warm inside, he felt happy and loved.
"Thank you, Miyori!", he said, happy and excited, it was heaven!
"You're welcome, sweetie pie, so, let's do this, as soon as I have a fart coming, I'll tell you, and you can either just sit close to me, or even put your nose on my ass to smell it, I don't mind", Miyori said, curious to try this and make Ridwan happy.
"Thank you so much, I'm so grateful!", said Ridwan, that was the second happiest day of his life! The happiest day was when he bought his favourite fighting game when he was in middle school, he was so hyped when he saw the trailers!
After some time, Miyori had to fart, and as promised, she warned Ridwan about it: "hey Ridwan, I have to fart, quick, come closer, either sit close to me or put your nose on my ass if you want, it's going to get stinky, haha!", she said, giggling and laughing, she was happy and excited to do it.
Ridwan got closer to her: "s-so... you're saying t-that... I can really put my nose on your butt? You don't mind?", he said, he was still anxious about making Miyori uncomfortable, he was thinking that perhaps she didn't like that and that she was doing it only to please it, but he was trying to get those thoughts away from his mind.
"Of course you can!", said Miyori, with a genuine, warm smile on her face, she turned around and pointed at her ass with her index finger, "come on... I know you want to... quick! Hehe!", and at that point, Ridwan sighed, tried to calm down, and then he got confident enough to put his nose on Miyori's ass, '(surely if she tells me I can, then I can, no need to get anxious)', he thought, and pressing his nose on her ass felt warm and comfy, her ass almost felt like a cute pillow.
"Get ready!", she says, "MNGHM!"
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Miyori farted right on Ridwan's nose, the smell was really foul! It was much stinkier than what he was expecting, so he moved his nose away from Miyori's ass, wrinkling his nose and trying to breathe some fresh air, his nose was burning a bit from the noxious flatulence.
"Phew, Miyori! It really stank! I wasn't expecting it to be so stinky!", he said, fanning the air away from him, the smell was stinking up the air, and Miyori was giggling and laughing about it, she enjoyed farting on his face more than she was expecting!
"So, you won't keep your nose on my butt? Hehe!", Miyori said, teasing him, maybe he wasn't strong enough to stand the smell?
"Ugh, no, but you can fart close to me, that will be easier for me to endure!", he said, nodding confidently, it's still going to stink really badly, but at least it won't be right up his nose, so the smell will be bearable.
"Well, you're lucky, honey, I have to fart again, I'm actually pretty gassy, so come here and sit close to me", Miyori said, smiling warmly, the smell of her previous fart was still lingering in the air but at that point it was barely noticeable. Ridwan walked towards Miyori and sat close to her on the couch, and she was ready to fart close to him and stink up the air to see if he can stand the smell.
"Eh, your farts are pretty toxic, Miyori, I have to admit, but it just makes things more fun, so it's a real challenge! I'll try my best!", said Ridwan, smiling, and feeling determined to do his best to endure the smell of Miyori's flatulence and just stay there and not run away, bonus points if he won't cough, gag, flinch, make funny faces or anything like that, but her farts smell really bad so it's going to be very, very difficult.
"I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, here it comes, MNGHM!", said Miyori, about to fart while sitting on the couch next to her adorable boyfriend.
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"Hehe, you just farted, but I'll try to stay here even if it stinks", said Ridwan, giggling, and just a few seconds later, the flatulent gas expanded and reached his nose, "phew, guh... it's powerful... gah...", he was struggling to stay in that place, her fart was very stinky, and he was making funny faces all the time, he was having trouble staying there and breathing the stinky air, and she was laughing a lot looking at him react like that, it was very enjoyable for her to see just how much the smell of her flatulence was affecting him.
"It is stinky, I know, hehe!", she said, giggling and watching him struggle, he was making sour faces, he was trying his best to not cough or gag, breathing in that nasty air was difficult, but he was trying to stay here despite of how bad it smelled, he wanted to show her how 'strong' he was. "It seems like my farts are a challenge for your nose, haha!", she said, laughing, enjoying the fact that it was not easy for him to stand the smell.
"It is very stinky, but I'll still stay here!", he said, feeling himself at his limit of tolerance, he was very close to gagging, but he was trying with all his might to just stay here even if it was very stinky.
"Well, good luck, I wonder if you can stay here until the stink dissipates! I feel like the smell is going to linger for a while, haha!", she said, laughing, and curious about the outcome, while he was feeling like he was suffocating from the noxious stench that had spread around.
He was struggling really hard, he even gagged, his eyes were watering a bit, he could barely breathe, but he was still feeling very determined to just stay here, and eventually the smell was beginning to dissipate, getting to moderate levels of stench.
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"Hoho, oopsie, I just farted again, haha!", she said, laughing after farting again and making the air even stinkier than it was before. Her cute boyfriend just couldn't handle the stench anymore and he just walked again gagging, and that made her laugh uncontrollably. The air was noxious around that couch, and it would stay like that for a while.
"Your farts are toxic, Miyori!", Ridwan said, covering his nose and mouth with his hands while standing on the other side of the room, while his cute gassy girlfriend Miyori was laughing even more.
"So, my dear, won't you just come here and let me fart right on your nose? Hehe...", she said, smirking, she wanted to convince him to let her fart right on his nose to see what his reaction will be.
"No way, your farts are deadly!", he said, shuddering.
"Oh, come on, just one little toot! Are your brave enough?", she said, trying her best to convince him.
"Ugh... fine...", he said, groaning and walking towards Miyori. The air around the couch was stinking to high heaven, but he was telling himself that it won't be too bad. Just one fart.
She grabbed his head and pressed it towards her ass, and was ready to let out a smelly toot up his nostrils. "Get ready, my love..."
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"MGUUUHHH!!!", he started gagging immediately and just pushed her away and started running away towards the window to breathe some fresh air while gagging uncontrollably really loudly. Miyori was having the second hardest laugh of her life (the hardest laugh of her life was caused by some joke a classmate of hers told in middle school), seeing Ridwan looking like he was almost dying from the stench of putrefaction that attacked his nose and lungs. He never smelled anything that bad before.
"Tee-hee!", she said, giggling cutely, making a "V-sign" with her hands and sticking out her tongue cutely. Now she knows for sure, her farts are incredibly smelly.
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=== Story 3: Teacher farts on her student's face ===
One day, a teacher called Rxtddrdx and one of her students, Xdenfukf, were discussing about the morality of eating tomatoes and whether eating tomatoes should be allowed, and most of the classmates were listening interested, while a few were just doodling and getting bored.
"I think eating tomatoes is perfectly fine and everyone who wants to eat them should be able to do so without feeling ashamed of it", said Xdenfukf, confident of his opinion.
"Our society has disallowed the consumption of tomatoes for thousands of years, Xdenfukf, I find it highly disrespectful that you and many young people nowadays want to change our ancient traditions like this", said Miss Rxtddrdx, convinced of her own opinion as well.
"Just because something has been disallowed for thousands of years doesn't mean it's a bad thing. Now it's becoming pretty clear that consumption of tomatoes is harmless both from a health perspective and a societal perspective", said Xdenfukf, and his classmates were interested in what he said to say, "and luckily, the laws are moving in our favor. Us young people will create a better future, I'm pretty sure!", he said, hopeful, while Guybxwaw (a classmate) was clapping and feeling proud of Xdenfukf's rhetoric skills.
"But what's the problem in keeping tomatoes forbidden? Is it really important that one should be able to eat tomatoes? There are plenty of other tasty foods that one can eat, I'm not sure what's the big deal in keeping the consumption of tomatoes a punishable offense, do young people nowadays really feel the compelling wish to eat tomatoes? If so, why? Is it really an addiction at this point? What happened to self-restraint?", said Miss Rxtddrdx, arguing that keeping tomatoes illegal shouldn't be a big deal unless one is addicted to eating them.
"But why specifically tomatoes? Why not potatoes, strawberries, cabbage, cherries and so on? There's really no reason to keep tomatoes illegal!", argued Xdenfukf.
"Strawberries and cherries are legal on the basis that they are fruit, while potatoes and cabbage are legal on the basis that they are vegetables. But what about tomatoes? What are they? Are they fruit or vegetable? Should they be legal on the basis that they are fruit, or should they be legal on the basis that they are vegetables?", said Miss Rxtddrdx, and that was a very good point from her part, Xdenfukf started sweating, he didn't know how to reply to that point.
"W-well...", Xdenfukf was sweating, Miss Rxtddrdx had cornered him in this debate, "p-perhaps...", he sighed, "perhaps it's because eating tomatoes doesn't harm anyone?", he suggested, tentatively.
"Some people may be allergic to them", Miss Rxtddrdx quickly pointed out.
"...but some people may be allergic to potatoes or cabbage and stuff like that too!", Xdenfukf said.
"But we know that potatoes and cabbage are vegetables, definitely not fruit. But what about tomatoes? Zucchinis are illegal for exactly the same reason, we don't know whether they're a fruit or a vegetable. Eating zucchinis also doesn't harm anyone, so by your logic, Xdenfukf, we should legalize zucchinis as well!", she said, and Xdenfukf was sweating even more.
"N-no!!!", he tried to defend himself, "legalizing zucchinis is too excessive, nobody in their right mind would advocate for that!", he said.
"You say this, but just wait 20 years and people will start advocating for the legalization of zucchinis, and they'll use exactly the same arguments that you use when you advocate for the legalization of tomatoes. It always starts with tomatoes, and sooner or later it ends up with zucchinis. It's a slippery slope, I'm telling you", the teacher said.
"B-but... with tomatoes you can have lots of food! Like pizza, ketchup, barbeque sauce and lots of other foods that are slowly becoming legal! What food can you cook using zucchinis? Only a degenerate would eat that sort of stuff!", said Xdenfukf, defending his claim.
"In order to find out who or what rules you, look at who or what you're not allowed to criticize. Obviously criticizing zucchinis and saying they should stay illegal to consume or sell is inconsequential, it's the only reasonable opinion one can have towards zucchinis. You can criticize potatoes, cabbage, strawberries, cherries, oranges, bananas, apples, mangoes, coconuts, watermelons, lemons, grapes, peaches, and pretty much any food or vegetable you want, but the moment you criticize tomatoes, you get a tomato thrown at your face!", Miss Rxtddrdx said, "we are ruled by tomatoes, but the young of this generation are too stupid to understand that!"
"But teacher...", said Xdenfukf, "if you what you say is true, then where is the tomato thrown at your face?", he asked, shrugging.
Miss Rxtddrdx took a tomato from her bag and threw it at her own face, "see? I told you! You say bad stuff about tomatoes, and you get a tomato thrown at your face!", she said, complaining.
"But teacher, it was you who threw the tomato at your own face", Xdenfukf pointed out, confused.
"That's irrelevant, Xdenfukf, it's still a true statement that I got a tomato thrown at my face because I talked badly about them, it does not matter who did that, it does not change the truth-value of my claim!", she said, and technically, she was correct, so Xdenfukf was losing hopes at winning the debate.
"But teacher... why did you have a tomato in your bag if you hate tomatoes so much and think they should be illegal?", Xdenfukf asked, sighing.
The teacher said nothing, she just blushed (and became red like a tomato), crossed her arms and turned her head to the side. She was actually pretty cute. She just pouted "hmpf" and added nothing.
"Lesson is over for today!", she said, with a serious expression on her face, and leaving the classroom with the tomato still on her face.
The next day, the results of some exam were given, and Xdenfukf took an F- as a grade.
"Teacher, why an F-? The answers were almost all correct!", Xdenfukf said, complaining.
The teacher just blushed, crossed her arms and turned her head to her side, she was so adorable when she got offended.
"Teacher, is it because of yesterday's conversation? I'm sorry about that, maybe I went too far, and I sincerely apologize. I think the jokes about tomatoes are getting a bit stale and repetitive, maybe we should start the ones with zucchinis, or perhaps better, the ones about oregano, what do you think, teacher?", Xdenfukf suggested.
Miss Rxtddrdx was still silent, still blushing and still crossing her arms.
"Teacher, can I do anything to be forgiven?", Xdenfukf asked.
Miss Rxtddrdx looked at Xdenfukf, her expression changed, she had a creepy smirk on her face, "Of course, Xdenfukf, there is - something - you can do", she said, her smirk looked pretty mischievous, "I'm willing to give you an A+ if you do a certain something for me, hehe", Miss Rxtddrdx started giggling cutely.
"What is that thing?", Xdenfukf asked, with a mix of curiosity and anxiety, while Miss Rxtddrdx couldn't help but chuckling.
"You'll have to smell my farts after class, Xdenfukf!", she said, giggling even more. She was so cute!
"Uh...", Xdenfukf was sweating, very nervous, he was hoping that was just a joke. Smelling Miss Rxtddrdx's farts sounded very disgusting and Xdenfukf simply didn't want to do it, "are... are you... is this... is this just a joke, teacher?", he asked, very nervously, hoping that it was indeed just a joke.
"It's not a joke, Xdenfukf. Smell my farts after class and I'll change your grade from an F- to an A+. We'll be just me and you, alone in the classroom, hehe!", she said, giggling cutely.
"Uh... okay, teacher...", said Xdenfukf, sighing, he had no choice. Miss Rxtddrdx was laughing, she knew Xdenfukf was powerless, she could fart on his face as long as she wanted. It was an unprofessional behavior for a teacher, sure, but unlike eating zucchinis it was not illegal.
After the class, Xdenfukf and Miss Rxtddrdx were together in the classroom, they were alone, just him and her, and the teacher was feeling really satisfied and happy that was about to happen, she sat on the teacher's desk and turned around, with her ass in front of Xdenfukf's head. "Put your face closer to my ass, Xdenfukf, put your nose right in there, hehe!", she said, giggling and pointing at her ass with her index finger, she was very excited for this moment. Xdenfukf not so much, on the other hand. Still, he had no choice, if he wanted an A+ (or anything that was not an F-) he had to put his nose on his teacher's ass. Even if reluctantly, that's what he did.
"There I go, I put my nose where you wanted me to put it, teacher, now what?", said Xdenfukf, hoping that the experience won't be too long or too stinky.
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"I told you, Xdenfukf, it's all about you smelling my farts, hehe!", said Miss Rxtddrdx, giggling.
"It smells so bad, Miss Rxtddrdx, I don't know if I can keep my nose here, it really stinks, it's so disgusting!", Xdenfukf complained, he was flinching, he was making funny faces and his nose was wrinkling, the smell was really bad and it was difficult to endure. His eyes were slightly watering too, and he felt like he was suffocating. He was hoping he could manage to keep his nose there despite the bad smell, to avoid the F- grade.
"Hehe I know it smells bad, that's exactly what makes it even funnier! Keep smelling my rancid gas, Xdenfukf, it's what you deserve, if you don't do it, I won't remove your F- grade and you'll fail this school year!", she said, feeling powerful and dominant, Xdenfukf was truly powerless.
"It really stinks, though...", said Xdenfukf, taking small whiffs, not big whiffs because he was already feeling nauseated, the smell was really potent and rotten, it was difficult to just breathe it in like it was nothing.
Miss Rxtddrdx wasn't saying anything, she just kept giggling and laughing, she was amused at how Xdenfukf was struggling because of the smell of her flatulence, sometimes, after he accidentally sniffed too much, he coughed a little bit, but still kept his nose on her ass. Seems like he was pretty determined! After some time, the smell was starting to dissipate, and it wasn't as awful as before to just breathe it in, but luckily for Miss Rxtddrdx, and unluckily for Xdenfukf, she had to fart again.
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"Wow, this was a very big one, and it went right up your nose, hehe, haha!", she said, feeling really happy and satisfied, while Xdenfukf could barely breathe, it was so difficult to keep his nose there, and he was seriously considering just giving up, the smell was too strong and disgusting, especially at point blank distance.
"Miss Rxtddrdx, your flatulence smells awful, it's toxic, I can't keep my nose here, I need some fresh air", said Xdenfukf, who at this point was starting to gag and feel desperate, choking from the putrid flatulence he was inhaling, the smell was getting pretty much unbearable.
"But then, you'll keep your F-, it's against your interest to give up!", Miss Rxtddrdx reminded him! She was feeling wonderful, so powerful and dominant, Xdenfukf couldn't do anything but to sniff her farts, Miss Rxtddrdx was the one who was truly in charge!
"Please no, teacher! Can't you just tie me up or something so I can't get away? Please!", said Xdenfukf, still gagging, his nose was burning and he was really tempted to just pull it away from Miss Rxtddrdx's ass and breathe some relatively fresh air, not fully fresh air because her farts were really stinking up the air around.
Miss Rxtddrdx had an evil smirk on her face, Xdenfukf (accidentally?) gave her a great idea and she was getting super excited to try it. "Oh, of course, Xdenfukf, I can definitely do that! I'll bring some ropes and tie you up to a chair so you can't get away! But before this, can you guess what I ate today?", she asked, giggling.
"Uh... beans?", Xdenfukf tried to guess, with his nose still burning from the awful stench that was lingering in the air.
"Yes, I ate beans, but not only those. What else did I eat?", asked Miss Rxtddrdx, she was definitely having a lot of fun.
"Uh... cabbage?", Xdenfukf tried to guess again.
"Mhm!", said the teacher, nodding cutely, "and what else?"
"Potatoes?" - "Yes, Xdenfukf, I also ate potatoes!"
Miss Rxtddrdx opened the closet of the classroom and took some ropes out of there. "Uh, teacher, why were there ropes in the classroom's closet?", Xdenfukf asked, confused, "and also, now that I'm thinking about it, did you eat beans, cabbage and potatoes with the plan to fart on my face today? Or was that just a coincidence?", he asked, with his mind starting to connect the dots.
"It was definitely not a coincidence, I've been planning all this since yesterday!", she explained, tying Xdenfukf up on the chair, with his hands behind the chair, and making sure there would had been no way he wouldn't escape, so that she could fart on his face all she wanted. It was even more fun and satisfying than she thought, and she was glad of having such stinky farts!
Xdenfukf gulped, he was really anxious and nervous, now there was no way out of the stink. Miss Rxtddrdx put her ass on his nose, it was soft, but it was also about to release some stinky fumes.
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"Oh, it was a silent but deadly one, it burned my ass when it came out, haha! Did it burn your nose too, Xdenfukf?", Miss Rxtddrdx asked, giggling and laughing, and it definitely burned Xdenfukf's nose. When the stench hit his nostrils, he immediately started gagging, his eyes were watering and he felt like he was going to throw up sooner or later, he was starting to panic, he had to surrender to a torment of stink.
"I'm suffocating, Miss, it smells unbelievably bad and gross, I can't breathe with this stink blowing on my nose, please stop", Xdenfukf said, with tears falling from his eyes, the rancid stench was like a torture, and there was no way out, he was at least hoping that the teacher would feel satisfied of farting on his face soon, but judging by how much fun she was having, he knew the fart torture would still last for a while, there would be no fresh odorless for a long while, only putrid fart stink.
"Hehe, there's no way out of it, Xdenfukf, you know it. You're trapped it, the only thing you'll be smelling for an entire hour will be my stinky farts, just deal with it, hehe! Or don't, that will make it even more fun for me!", she said, smirking and winking, rubbing her ass up and down on Xdenfukf's nose, it was really gross and disgusting, the smell of her flatulence was still lingering a bit on her butthole.
"One hour...?", Xdenfukf said, barely being able to talk as he was gagging constantly, the smell was really spoiling the air around him and her, and it was even worse with his nose right on her ass between her asscheeks with no way out. It was like a stinky torture, Xdenfukf was craving for fresh air, but it was something he wasn't going to get for the next hour.
"That's right, Xdenfukf, one hour of me farting on your nose, how does that sound? Does it sound stinky? Hehehe!!!", Miss Rxtddrdx said, laughing and giggling, rubbing her ass on Xdenfukf's nose again, she was feeling a fart ready to let out.
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Xdenfukf was starting to feel dizzy, the smell was horrendous, he felt the vomit rising inside his body, he couldn't handle that nasty stench anymore, he desperately needed some fresh air that didn't reek of putrid broccoli, rotten eggs and spoiled milk combined together, but not even 10 minutes have passed, and he was already starting to go crazy from the stench. His vision was starting to turn dark, the taste of vomit was already rising in his mouth, and Miss Rxtddrdx never seemed to run out of gas.
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"Mmm...", Xdenfukf felt like he was really close to throwing up, or perhaps even passing out? The smell was burning his nose and eyes really deeply, there was nothing he could do.
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=== Story 4: Student farts on her teacher's face ===
Michayla is a nerdy girl obsessed with videogames, she usually doesn't get good grades at school, because she doesn't study, instead she plays videogames all day. She's really not good at repeating what's written in her school books like a parrot, and because of that, she got an F-. She was furious. Not against herself, but against her teacher, and she decided to get her revenge.
She planned everything very carefully, and finally, the opportunity presented itself, and now she and her teacher, Miss Candy, were alone in the classroom. Miss Candy was tied up on her chair, and Michayla was very gassy, she ate beans, cabbage and potatoes this morning, her farts are going to be absolutely noxious, extremely smelly and disgusting, that will be the perfect revenge from Michayla. Suddenly, however...
...a random guy entered the classroom. "You! Don't fart on your teacher's face! It's unfair! You should study properly instead of doing this to your teacher! I saw your test, almost all of your answers were wrong, it's your fault that you got an F-, not the teacher's!", he said.
"Who the hell are you?", said Michayla, raising her eyebrow confused.
"My name is Xdenfukf, I'm from the previous story, and Miss Rxtddrdx farted on my nose a lot because she gave me an F- out of spite when in reality almost all the answers I gave were correct and in order to get that bad grade removed I had to smell her farts for an entire hour, it was so disgusting, her farts were toxic! It was a stinky torture for sure, please don't subject your teacher to the same smelly treatment, it's inhumane and cruel!", Xdenfukf begged her.
Michayla raised her eyebrow, and had a shocked look on her face, she was very confused, what the hell is the name 'Xdenfukf' first of all, and who the hell was he, and what was he talking about, is he crazy or something?
"I have no idea what the hell you're blabbing about, you seem like a crazy guy, but now that you know what I'm doing, I can't let you go, you may be a snitch!", Michayla said, running towards Xdenfukf who tried to escape, and she tied him up to a chair and was planning to fart on him too. "And now, you two are going to experience some really intense stinky face-farting session!", Michayla said, with a mischievous smirk on her face.
She had a fart ready to let rip, and
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she released it right on Miss Candy's nose. After all, she was the primary target of the fart punishment, since she had given Michayla an F-. Miss Candy sniffed Michayla's fart and immediately started screaming and gagging, and Xdenfukf started panicking seeing the scene, judging my Miss Candy's reaction, it seemed like Michayla's farts were extremely stinky, perhaps even worse than Miss Rxtddrdx's farts? He didn't want to think about it, he wanted this to be just a stinky nightmare from which he'll wake up in his bed sweating, but no, this was real, he knew it would had been a better idea to just stay inside his own story and minding his business, but for some reason he decided to take the stupid choice anyway. What a waste, trying to be the hero, when he could had just minded his own business and keep breathing fresh air after being tortured by Miss Rxtddrdx's farts for an entire hour.
"And now it's your turn... uh... whatever stupid name you have!", said Michayla to Xdenfukf, pressing her ass on his face and getting ready to fart, "This will teach you not to mess with things that are none of your business!", she said, a little angry yet with a satisfied smile on her face, "NGH!"
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"Ooohhh, I bet it stinks, haha!", said Michayla, feeling very satisfied of having Xdenfukf's nose shoved right up her ass when she farted. Xdenfukf's fear was confirmed, Michayla's flatulence was considerably stinkier than Miss Rxtddrdx's, he didn't think that would had been even possible but here he is, sniffing a girl's unbelievably putrid flatulence, he immediately started screaming and gagging just like Miss Candy did, he felt really dizzy, the smell was ridiculously noxious, his nose was going numb and the vomit was rising up his throat really fast, while his eyes were watering like a waterfall. How humiliating, to be defeated by female farts twice in the same day.
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"I think one more will be enough for you to learn the lesson... for now!", said Michayla, determined, "NGH!"
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