(This story is fictional, of course)
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This is the story of how me and my gf met for the first time. I was 18, still in high school, she was at my school but in a different class. She's a girl around my age, and we met at school when were 18. At that time I was a shy guy, insecure with a lot of social anxiety. I thought she was hot but whenever I wanted to talk with her, I shivered nervously, my heart was beating fast and I just gave up. For at least a month I couldn't manage to even talk with her. Until one day...
“Hey dude, something's wrong? You look sad”, she told me, with a confident and friendly smile. Oh God {the panentheistic one, of course}, how I wished I was so confident like her. She talked to me without even stuttering or shivering. Man, she was so hot. Could I ever ask her out? No way! Even saying hello was too difficult.
I stuttered for a bit and quietly said “n-nothing”, shivering as anxiety was gripping my throat.
“You sure? Would you like a hug?”, she asked, with a smile that radiated energy and joy. I sure did want a hug!
“Y-yeah...”, I said, and she immediately rushed to me and hugged me with a super cheerful smile. Her energy was so positive and powerful, and I was afraid that the anxious and dark energy that I emanated from my soul wouldn't cause her troubles.
We started becoming friends... then good friends... then best friends.. and then, OH MY GOD {either the panentheistic one or one of the polytheistic ones}, WE BECAME ROMANTIC PARTNERS! I couldn't believe it, I was in heaven {I'm not sure which one}!!! *_* <3 ♥
She asked me if I was into sex, but no... no... I actually wasn't.
“Oh okay that's fine! You're not into anything sexual? Just hugs?”, she asked, with a curious, friendly smile. After a while for some reason I was not shy anymore. I became a bit more confident, though not as much as her. But anyway, I confessed my weird preference.
“Actually, no, there's something I'm into... that is *takes a deep breath and smiles confidently* I have a fetish for girls farting! And yeah I know it might sound weird but hey, it's just who I am~♥”
“Oh that sounds interesting, sweetie, so you would like it if I farted?~♥”, she asked, and my heart was beating fast in joy and excitement.
“You really want to do that?”, I asked her, trying to contain myself, I knew that if I should had contained myself I couldn't had contained myself, and if I shouldn't had contained myself I necessarily would had contained myself, and this had lead to Russell's Paradox, which had made me lose consciousness for a couple of minutes.
I woke up a couple minutes later on the bed, my girlfriend was looking at me and quietly whispered “sooo...~♥” and of course I immediately told her that if she was okay with that, she could fart on my face, and to my joy, she accepted that.
“Of course! If farting on your face makes you happy, I will do that~♥”, she said with a sexy smirk, “I'm actually really gassy! Be careful though, my farts stink really bad, are you sure you want me to fart on your face?~♥”
I told her that the stinkier her farts were, the better, she giggled and then placed her butt on my nose and told me to be patient and wait until she had to fart. It didn't take a while for her to do that, though, she wasn't joking when she said she was gassy, so she let out a fart, the first fart I would smell from her, the sound was like 🙶PPPBBBRRRFFFTTTSSSFFF🙷 it was rumbly and airy, and very stinky, actually! I immediately felt a hot wind being blown on my face from her anus, and the smell was really bad, like rotten eggs and burning garbage, it was hard to keep my face there and not turn it away.
“I have lots more farts for you, babe”, she said, teasing me, “MNGHM~♥”, she was actually getting ready to fart, I loved how she did that. She released another fart, another really stinky one, it sounded like 🙶PPPBBBRRRAAAPPPBBBRRRFFFTTTSSS🙷, and the smell sent me to a coughing fit, it smelled AWFUL, man! Phew-yew!!!
That was the first day she farted on my face, the first of many. From that day, she kept farting on my face every day, and my life became heaven {one where a hot, friendly girl is my gf and she farts on my face every day, of course! I love her and she loves me!♥}
One day we were playing videogames together, a certain ‘Mega-Transaction 3: Wallet Slayer’, we were huge fans of the series, but we never spent money for the DLC's, which were very expensive. There was one character we both loved but costed 200G, even more than the game.
“Don't buy it, dude my love, that's a false DLC”, my girlfriend says, “oh, by the way, I have to fart right now”
Oh dear let me tell you, whenever she says ‘I have to fart’ we both know what that means. I should press my nose on her ass and sniff. We do this everyday and it's plenty fun~and very stinky~
"PPPBBBRRRFFFRRRTTTSSSFFF"
Oh gosh, her fart smelt so bad that I couldn't help but cough, it even made my eyes water a little bit while I heard her laughing. I kept sniffing and it was burning my nose everytime I inhaled, oh boy did it stink. Really bad. The nasty eggy sulphuric stench did not even dissipate that she had another fart coming, and she warned me “oh honey I have another one, keep your nose down there~♥”
"PPPBBBRRRFFFUUUFFFSSSHHHFFFSSS"
“Aaahhh it felt so good~you okay back there? Did it stink? Hehehe~♥”, she was giggling while my stomach was churning from how bad the smell was. I was so proud of her, I loved her, she loved me, not only her farts smelled really bad and powerful, she was really nice, friendly and could understand me. I couldn't help but repay the favor. Whenever she needs me, I'll always be by her side, willing to help her. This relationship is going awesome so far, and I hope it will continue like this. Everyday she keeps farting on my face. She knows I love it. And I'm grateful to her for this.
“I have to fart, put your nose back here~♥”, she said, as she reminded me of how lucky I am. I get ready to breathe in the stink.
"PPPBBBRRRFFFTTTSSSPPPSSS~♥"