Location: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobistan
Time: Summer, UTC+06:00 (DST is not observed)
>>> Avantgarde-style Eproctophilia-themed fictional narration >>>
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Oh, I guess I shall explain what just happened. What's peculiar about Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobistan is one of its laws, namely the one that says you are not allowed to pronounce or write any word that is longer than nine letters. Nine letters is fine but ten letters is already too long of a word, and such action is punished with death in Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobistan (it's the worst crime ever, worse than murder, and it's the only crime that is punished with death in that country), and this is why speaking with a British accent could sometimes turn out to be quite dangerous around there (but that's what we'll try to do anyway). As a narrator, I will abide according to this law, for the sake of this story, and as a sign of respect towards Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobistani laws and culture (and also because I don't want to die).
<<< The story begins <<<
and sunny summer afternoon in a certain town of a certain country, whose name (of the country) I'm not allowed to say, but you know what I'm talking about. There was this girl, Lisa, who, every summer, in specific days, eats a lot of food that causes her to be really gassy. And I mean, she has frequent and stinky farts all day long, when she eats that food. And today is one of those days. She ate beans, eggs, broccoli, dairy, soda and spicy food today, and her tummy has become hell, so when she farts, you could say that those farts come directly from hell.
Lisa and her brother, Matt, wanted to travel to a forest nearby to do camping, because they do camping every summer and each time they have a lot of fun, so they want to repeat that feeling every summer, because
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, and their dad agreed to bring them there with his car, and their mom was coming with them, too. Lisa and Matt sat closely together in the back seats, feeling excited about going to the forest, they were going to have a picnic there. In the car there were two tents ready for the night: one for Lisa and Matt, and the other for mom and dad. The trip to the forest will take about two hours and a half, it will be long but worth it.
"As promised, we are taking you to the forest so we can do camping!", said dad, glad that Lisa and Matt could have fun.
"Brilliant!", said Matt, grinning excited. He was feeling hyped for the camping, just like every year.
After about ten minutes, Lisa announced something that the others were not too happy about, and the atmosphere was about to change (metaphorically and literally).
"I have to fart", she said, smiling with a shameless attitude. Her parents were gulping in fear, and they were trying to convince her to hold her gas in.
"Please, Lisa, could you hold it in until we arrive to the forest? It's only going to take two hours and a half. Please, Lisa. Knowing what you ate earlier today, it's not a good idea if you do it here in this car, it's going to smell really bad. So, please, Lisa, hold it in for these few hours", said her dad, sweating in fear, he didn't want to drive while smelling Lisa's farts after she ate all that stuff, the smell would be toxic, so it would be like driving while drunk (kind of), and he wanted to avoid it.
Matt's heart was beating fast at what was happening. He was waiting anxiously to see what would happen next.
"I apologise, mom and dad. And Matt. I can't hold them in any longer", said Lisa, about to let one rip, "I hope it won't smell too bad..."
PBRRTSSFF
Lisa let out a fart and she felt very relieved by doing that. Her fart was so hot that she felt like her ass was burning, and she could feel a 'sour' feeling on her ass and by that she could tell her fart was going to stink quite a lot. After a couple of seconds, the smelly fumes that came out of her ass started spreading across the car and filling it up with a stench so bad that her parents couldn't handle it, and they had to roll the windows down to be able to breathe, since the smell was very heavy and noxious. Lisa was feeling proud that her fart could cause such reactions, she saw her brother coughing and suffering and she was laughing because of it.
"Dear Lisa, you could had eaten that stuff another day, why today...", said mom, gasping for air: the rotten stench was giving her quite a lot of troubles when it came to breathing, and it was about to overwhelm her, and in fact, it just happened, mom gagged from the smell, even though she was trying to stay calm, but the stink was too strong and pungent and she didn't manage to control herself. Of course, that was making Lisa laugh even more. She loved seeing their reactions as the hot fumes were engulfing the car.
"It's going to be two very long hours...", said dad, for whom breathing was becoming a struggle, and he was really looking forward to breathe some fresh air soon, because despite having the windows rolled down, the smell was quite awful, and Lisa seemed to have no intention to stop farting.
"They will be... for you three~", said Lisa, having lots of fun and she decided she would fart as much as possible, to maximise her amount of fun. "Get ready, I need to fart again!"
PBRPTSSFF
"Aaahhh~~~", Lisa sighed in relief as soon as she farted, she thought in her mind 'better out than in', and she could feel the warmth on her ass and her seat, and soon the hot fumes were spreading again in the car, the others were having such defeated faces, nauseated from the stench, and Lisa was laughing and feeling proud of it. She thought 'I might be a walking chemical weapon, haha!', and she enjoyed filling the car with her gas, "I hope we won't have a car accident, haha!", Lisa said, while laughing even more, and the others might need to stop the car to throw up, just like regular motion sickness. Or maybe they won't need it, if they're resilient enough. "I'm going to stink this car up even more now~ngh..."
PBRTSSFFT
Lisa was feeling very satisfied, as the cloud of stench of her farts in the car was becoming more thick and heavy, she was really enjoying the look of disgust and nausea on the other's faces, and she realised how fun the next hours were going to be for her, she was gassy so she knew she had many more farts coming, she was amused.
"Don't be afraid of my gas, it doesn't bite~", said Lisa, giggling, "...or does it?~", she said, bursting out in laughter. She was finding this situation very funny, and she was ready to fart a lot more, to keep the air stinky and pungent.
"It certainly does", said dad, trying his best to stay calm despite the horrid fumes entering his nostrils whenever he breathed. Mom and Matt were also looking very troubled by the smell, their faces expressed their suffering from the smell of Lisa's farts.
Matt wasn't saying anything about the smell, but he looked like he was choking. Lisa's farts were not easy at all to handle, and today, since she ate all that "special" food, they stunk really bad. She kept laughing her ass off, and said: "here's some more~!"
PBRFSTFSS
Lisa was laughing so hard that her tummy was hurting a bit, which was making her even more gassy than before, and of course, she was really enjoying it. She decided to keep farting over and over again and have no mercy for the noses of her family who was in the car with her. She thought that in the end they might as well get used to the smell of her farts, which meant the fun would be over, so she was hoping that they wouldn't get used to the smell and that they would keep suffering and even gagging, since that's something that amused Lisa a huge lot. She was so gassy that the farts never seemed to stop, it was like an infinite ammo cheat for a weapon that was supposed to have limited ammo, and Lisa was taking advantage of it and kept farting a lot, she was even wafting her gas towards her brother Matt with her hand, so that he could smell it even better, and Matt looked like he was about to cry from having to smell such putrid farts. Lisa's farts were pongy, it was such a bad odour.
PBRFTSFSS
"Aaahhh~I wonder how my body can contain all this gas~hehehe~~~♥", Lisa said, giggling happily, she was proud of how stinky the car was in the end, and after about two and half hours, they arrived to the forest where they will be camping.
Mom, dad and Matt left the car gasping for air, with a mix of relief (from no longer having to breathe the horrible stench of Lisa's farts in) and disgust (from having had to smell Lisa's farts for about two hours and a half). Now they could finally breathe some fresh air again, but they still looked like they were about to throw up sooner or later. Matt was not saying anything about it, but if his face was drawn as a cartoon, its colour would surely be green.
As mom was trying to return to calm after having to smell such atrocity for over two hours, she urged Lisa and Matt to prepare the tent for them, while she and dad would prepare their own tent as well. Lisa was giggling at the thought of stinking up the tent and making the night very stinky for Matt and looking at his reactions. She was feeling very excited about that, and she couldn't wait. She was pretty sure she was going to still be very gassy for the night, perhaps even for a few days, so she was happy about that.
While mom and dad were preparing the campfire, Matt and Lisa finished preparing their own tent for tonight. That's the tent where they will be sleeping, it was large enough for two people to sleep in it, but small enough for Lisa to stink it up with her farts (or so she thought (and she was probably right about that)).
Lisa looked at the campfire and said: "It's such a shame that we can't eat those soft white sweets that are cooked in the campfire like they do in those pirated foreign cartoons that we illegally watched when me and Matt were kids. That food is illegal since its name is longer than nine letters". Lisa was a bit sad that she can't do the thing she saw in those cartoons. At least she can stink up the tent with her farts tonight, she was really looking forward to that. She smiled when she thought of that.
Dad looked at Lisa, sweating nervously and afraid for his life: "Please Lisa, don't mention that again. If the police overhears us saying that, we're in a torrent of troubles!". Lisa agreed and said:
"I apologise, dad. I'll be more careful what I say from now on". The fire was quite useless (in Lisa's mind) without those soft white sweets that were meant to be cooked in the campfire, so she and Matt wandered around the forest nearby and were chatting with each other about various things. Lisa saw Matt looked a bit nervous, so she said: "Are you okay, Matt?"
Matt was sweating nervously, he wanted to tell something to Lisa. Something he considers to be very shameful, but he wanted to tell that to her anyway. He took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and finally said: "Lisa... I... I want to tell you something", he said, sweating in anxiety. Lisa was looking at him smiling and she was trying to reassure him and make him feel safe from judgement. "Remember when you... I mean... when you farted in the car earlier? I kind of liked that. The smell was so strong and awful it could overpower anyone. I felt like I was choking because of the smell but... I felt proud of you. I don't know. It's hard to explain", he said, with his face red and with his heart beating fast, "I wouldn't mind if you farted again close to me tonight, haha", he said, with a nervous laughter.
Lisa laughed friendly. "Oh, Matt, you don't have to worry about that, it's weird, but it's okay. I'm weird, too! It's okay to be weird... unless you believe it's not okay to be weird. So it's a personal belief, not an objective fact. Also, I will surely fart again close to you tonight, I'm going to fart in the tent all night, you'll have plenty of my gas to smell!", she said, giggling happily. "Does that make you feel happy?", she asked, smirking. Matt sweated but felt a bit relieved, and he smiled.
"I guess it does", he said, laughing a bit. It was getting closer to the time of sleep, and they went inside the tent and were chatting about various things as they did before when walking around the forest.
PPSSTTSFS
"Aaahhh~so you like it when I fart, Matt? Really? You were not joking about it?", Lisa asked, curious, just after she released a slightly bubbly, stinky fart which smell was spreading around the tent, slowly filling it with a putrid stench. It was slowly becoming more difficult fot Matt to breathe, because of the smell, but for now it was still bearable.
"Well, I guess I do. I like the fact your farts are so powerful and stinky. It's not that I like smelling them, but I like your vulgar display of power. I really do. I guess it's like a challenge for me to try to endure your farts. It's fun", Matt said, smiling and trying to keep a normal face while inhaling the stench of Lisa's farts. For now he was managing to do that. For now.
Lisa smirked when Matt said that it was like a challenge for him to try to endure her farts. "Well, then, I'll make sure the challenge won't be easy for you to win!", she said, laughing, "get ready for a stinky stink~", she said, laughing even more after saying that.
PSPRBRTSF
"Aahh~you just wait, my fart is going to fill up the whole tent~", Lisa said, laughing and proud of herself for how stinky her farts were. She knew that not everyone has farts as stinky as hers, and that the smell of farts varied between people, so that's mostly why she was proud of that.
As the putrid smell of Lisa's farts was filling up the tent even more, and Matt was starting to make some disgusted faces, Lisa suddenly had a great idea, and she grinned when she thought of it.
"Hey Matt, what would you think about me farting right on your face?~", Lisa proposed, giggling about it.
Matt's heart was beating fast because of what Lisa said, he was somewhere between excited and afraid (of the stench). Of course, he smiled excited and accepted.
"Alright, Matt, get ready~", Lisa said, giggling, pressing her butt against Matt's nose, "wow, your nose feels a bit weird, haha. Get ready, I'm about to fart!~"
PSPRPFPTS
Lisa let out a fart right from her butt right to Matt's nose. The hot gas felt like it was burning both Lisa's butt and Matt's nose. As the hot rancid gas entered Matt's nostrils, he started coughing and even gagging because of the noxious stench that felt like a punch to Matt's stomach. He tried his best to pretend the smell was not too strong for him, but in the end, he had to admit that he couldn't stand that nasty smell, and he gave up, which made Lisa laugh a lot.
"Aww, my farts are too stinky, I knew it~", Lisa said, giggling proudly, and doing the "V" victory sign with her index and middle finger of her hand, and she stuck her tongue out playfully. She wanted to fart on Matt's face even more but he refused to let Lisa do that. She thought 'such a shame' but shrugged, smile and respected his choice.
PSPRPTPFS
"Eww... Lisa...", Matt said, coughing as the stench of Lisa's farts filled up the whole tent with a noxious stench even stronger than before, the air was thick and stinky and it felt toxic to breathe (even though it wasn't literally toxic). Matt couldn't stand the horrible stench so he stuck his head outside the tent to breathe some fresh, odorless air.
"Are you going to sleep with your head outside of the tent?~?", Lisa asked, giggling and teasing him. She was very amused at the reactions Matt was having because of the smell. She was feeling like she was marking her territory with such a heavy stench that permeated the whole tent, and asserting her dominance towards any other living being with a sense of smell that happened to be in that tent with a very pungent smell that her body produced and was released as farts from her ass.
"I think so!", said Matt, troubled by the heavy, hot stench that filled the tent and from which there seemed to be no escape from.
"Isn't it dangerous? Couldn't there be some wild animals that will kill you if you sleep like that?", asked Lisa, a bit amused and a bit worried.
"Maybe!", said Matt, with a shrugging attitude. In the end, he did sleep like that the entire night, and he was alive. He survived a possible attack by wild animals... because it didn't happen.
The next morning, Lisa saw Matt sleeping with his body inside the tent and his head outside the tent.
"Woah Matt, sleeping in that position seems very painful!", said Lisa, giggling a bit but also a bit worried.
"Only a little bit, but it's better than choking in your fart cloud that filled the tent tonight!", Matt said, giggling a bit, too. The smell of Lisa's farts was surely very strong, and even though Matt tried to do his best to stand it, he couldn't. It was simply too stinky.
They went outside, they looked at each other in the eyes and laughed.
"Well, I think we can both say that we had a lot of fun together, and