January 1, 2018
*Public acclaims*
"Thank you so much!", said Alice, a 18 year old girl known for her bad gas.
"We're so happy to have you in this show, Alice, you can have a seat", said Gabriel, the announcer.
"So, I think you know why I'm here. I suppose you know me and what I can do", said Alice, smiling.
"You can talk about it, Alice, this show is yours!", said Gabriel.
"Well, you know, my farts smell so bad, worse than anyone I know, and I got more than a million subscribers on my YouShow channel, that's great!", said Alice.
"If you have a question to ask, please write it down on a piece of paper, we'll read some of them", said Gabriel.
"Sure, you can ask me about, whatever you want", said Alice.
"I'm so excited, you know, meeting all my fans, we can share some moments together", said Alice.
"So, Alice, the first question is from me, when did you discover your qualities?", asked Gabriel.
"From since I was born, really, my farts have always been bad, I used them against bullies during my first years of school. They're really stinky, you don't want to smell them, really, you would run away", said Alice.
"I heard about it", said Gabriel.
"So, shall we read some questions?", asked Alice.
"If you wish", replied Gabriel.
Q: How old are you?
A: I'm 18, said that many times *smiles*
"That was fun, another one please" -Alice
Q: What do your farts smell like?
A: It's a bit hard to describe, they usually smell like sour rotten eggs and rotten cabbage, it's a smell that stings your nostrils and makes you cry.
Q: Can I hug you?
A: Sure, whoever wrote this, come here *smiles*
*Someone stands up and goes to Alice*
*They hug each other tightly for around 20 seconds*
*The public acclaims*
"Did you like it?", asked Alice.
"Yes, thank you!", said that guy.
"Anyone else wants a hug?", asked Alice.
"I do!", "I do!", said many people.
Alice hugged around 20 different people, then nobody else came up.
"It was great! Thanks!", said Alice.
"Now back to reading questions..." -Gabriel
Q: Can I smell a fart of yours?
A: No, not here. I don't recommend you anyway.
Q: What's your favourite food?
A: I like many kinds of food, I like eating Mexican food the most
Q: Do you have a brother? If so, what does he think about you?
A: Yes, I have a brother, he's 15, and we love each other, he likes having a famous sister.
Q: What's your favourite kind of music?
A: I like post-rock.
Q: You're cute A: Thank you! *smiles*
Q: Have you ever turned a room into a toxic gas chamber?
A: Yes, I do it all the time =P
Q: What's your phone number?
A: Okay, let's get one thing straight, I do want to contact my fans, but, since you are huge in number, there's not a great chance you'll have a reply. You can comment in my YouShow videos, I usually reply to 10-20 comments a video, which is not much, considering I usually get around 10,000-20,000 comments. But if you want to have a chance.
"Okay, it's enough for now, Gabriel, do you want to ask me something?", asked Alice.
"Yes, you said you used your farts against bullies at school, please, tell me something about it...", -Gabriel
"Basically, since we were kids, we used to play, but someone used to play in an annoying way, picking someone up and calling them names, so I used to fart, the smell spread in the area and no one came near me, so I could play without annoyances. One day we had to evacuate our classroom because of my farts" -Alice
"Tell me about it" - Gabriel
"Well, I farted during the math class, and every kid ran away, even the teacher couldn't stand the smell and she ran away. That classroom has become unbreathable for about a month, and in the meanwhile, we used another empty room as our classroom during the math classes. We came back to the old math classroom two months later. It seemed like a paranormal power, but that's daily business in the school bathrooms and in my bedroom. Those farts happen every day, even today, before coming here, I had let a fart in my bedroom. My room has like a permanent stink in it *giggles*. Talking about the school toilet, I have my own room for farting, and no one enters there, for obvious reasons. My room is also like that, it's incredibly stinky" -Alice
"Have you ever held down someone and farted in their face?" -Gabriel
"You bet! Such annoying people..." - Alice
"What was their reaction like?", -Gabriel
"They were begging me not to do that, but I had no mercy, they were insulting and threatening many people, and I couldn't forgive that. I hold them down and farted, they were fighting so desperately to escape, but I didn't let them" -Alice
"Okay, so, you're seen as a hero, would you fart on someone who's a good person?", -Gabriel
"No, but I can let them try to enter my room. They will not stand it, of course!" -Alice
"Do you want to answer some questions?" -Gabriel
"Okay!" -Alice
Q: Has someone ever tried to sleep with you?
A: I can relate to this. We were 5 friends in the wilderness, and there were 2 tents. I had my own tent, but of course it's difficult to sleep with 4 different people in the same tent, so someone had to sleep with me. 3 of them were all saying "We don't sleep with Alice because she farts, and we cannot stand those gases". That poor girl didn't know me, and she thought my other friends were joking, and she said: "It cannot be that bad, I'll sleep with her", if only she knew. She asked me: "Is is true that your farts stink that much?", I replied: "Yes, but you have to endure them if you want to sleep in a tent, else you'll sleep outside", "Okay", she said. It goes without saying that as soon as I farted, she couldn't believe the smell and went away, but, while opening the zip of the tent, the smell went outside and my other 3 friends could smell it. They went outside and moved the tent far away from us. The friend who was supposed to sleep with me, slept outside, and I kept farting inside my tent, creating my own gas chamber. I was so happy with it. The next morning, when the 3 friends tried to wake me, they were reluctant to open the zip, they did it and immediately ran away. They ran far away, as the area was very stinky and unbearable for normal humans. I stepped outside, and came back to my home. As I said, nobody can stand my farts. Hey, Gabriel, how much time do I have left?
"24 minutes" - Gabriel
"Wow, time surely flies when you're having fun" - Alice
"Is your brother able to stand your farts?", asked Gabriel
"Nope, as I said, nobody is. I farted in his room more than once, and he slept in my parent's room for more than 40 days each time, while my parents were trying to make the smell disappear, it was so strong", replied Alice.
"Have you ever had your revenge on your brother?", asked Gabriel.
"Sure, those times I farted in his room were because he lied to me and was talking bad about me behind my back, I don't accept these things very well", replied Alice.
"You are right, Alice, he shouldn't have done that", said Gabriel.
"When my parents found out about that, they didn't let my brother come into their room to sleep: he should sleep in his room or on the floor, whatever he chooses", said Alice
"Do you have a good relationship with your brother?", asked Gabriel
"Yes, apart from a few times once in a while, we have a good relationship, we play together, we laugh, we hug, we're good siblings after all", said Alice.
"And now, time for some questions from the fans" -Gabriel
Q: Can you say "hi" to me the next time you do a YouShow video? I'm LordBrave978b
A: Of course I will! I will upload a video on Thursday, I'm going to play Dave & Drinker 3, a game asked by many.
Q: Can you add me on Punč Messenger? I'm Dragoto9918
A: I don't use Punč Messenger, I'm sorry.
Q: What happens if you lock someone in a room you farted in?
A: He's going to be miserable, but he will not die. It's just stink, the stink doesn't kill, well, unless you lack oxygen, but it's going to make you suffer, that's for sure.
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Well, I think this is almost the end of this show, so, guys, do you want to do something with me? I mean, take photos, videos, hug me, ask me something up close and personal? Time flies, you know, it's about 10 minutes left. I have time for 3 people to come here. Come on!
"Hi Alice!", said someone, hugging Alice.
"Hi fan! You're kind!", said Alice, smiling.
"Selfie?", "Sure!"
Alice and her fan took a photo together.
"Do you want to ask me something?", asked Alice.
"I'm too excited to speak!", said her fan.
Another person came in, and he said: "Could you write your name on my math book? It would be AWESOME!", "Sure!", Alice wrote down her name, and her fan was so happy.
Another person went near Alice and kissed her on the cheek. "Thank you!", said Alice.
The show was about to end.
Alice:
I want to thank you all for coming here, you are all true fans that show me love and support, thank you, without you, I couldn't have reached the million subscribers milestone, it's all about you, I will upload a video soon playing Dave & Drinker 3, please let me know whether you like it or not in the comments and yes, I will say "hi" to LordBrave987b during the very beginning of the video, so, don't forget to subscribe, like and leave a comment on my next video.
Thursday (January 4, 2018):
"I want to say hi to LordBrave987b and now I'll begin to play Dave & Drinker 3, it looks fine, it's basically a game where people spit alcohol from their mouth to kill enemies, really funny and entertaining, so, let's begin...
-This girl has the ability to produce alcohol within her body
-Enemy is intoxicated
-Enemy faints
-3 EXP gained
-Vodka Lemon picked up
Okay, now there's the boss, she can spray vodka from her ears, it's a bit difficult to defeat. Oh no, I lost, let's try again. Okay, I have to protect myself from the alcohol, I have to attack her with my Vodka Lemon I picked up earlier, maybe it's going to be efficient, maybe... okay, I defeated her, that's great!
-Key found
-33 EXP gained
-Player is now level 2
...this was all for today, have a fantastic day my fans!"