While the travellers were partying and having fun, Samantha noticed something very strange about herself.
"Why am I starting to become transparent?", she asked.
Anna looked at Samantha, serious. "You come from Gaia. The reality you came from is slightly incompatible with a lot of places in Pan, especially the ones we have been all this time. You can only stay in these places for a temporary time, but there is a way to stay here indefinitely. Here, look", said Anna, grabbing two drinks from her hand. A blue juice, and a red juice. "If you drink the blue juice, you'll come back to Gaia, waking up in your bed, and you'll feel like this was just a bizarre dream you had. If you drink the red juice, you'll stay here with us forever. If you don't make a decision in about two and half hours, you'll disappear completely, so hurry up"
Samantha was feeling very undecided, she didn't know what to decide. If she came back to Gaia, she would return to her normal, boring life again, and she'll definitely miss Uli and the others. But if she stays here, she'll never go back to Gaia, where she was born and grew up, and she'll miss Gaia and that kind of life, too. She was thinking that if she comes back to Gaia, Uli will miss her a lot, but on the other hand, he could still smell Ellie's farts. But Samantha will miss Uli a lot, too. And the others. But if she stays here, she will never see her Gaian friends and family ever again. She was stuck between two lives, she liked them both in their own ways, but she needed to make a decision. And it was not an easy one.
"I... I need some time to decide. Maybe 15 minutes or so. I promise", said Samantha, facing such a difficult decision.
"15 minutes is fine, but don't postpone your decision for too long. You have to make one", said Anna.
She spent those 15 minutes thinking, and sometimes talking with Uli and the others. She explained the situation to Uli and he said that he loved spending time with her, not only for smelling her farts but also for friendly company, but at the end, he said that the choice was hers, and he told her to do what she most preferred. 15 minutes passed very quickly, and Samantha had finally made her decision.
"I finally made my decision", said Samantha, taking a deep breath, wondering if her decision was the best one.
"So, what is it?", asked Anna, wondering what Samantha has decided in this juicy dilemma.
"Uh... well... Pan is very unpredictable, anything can happen, and some stuff is very weird and extreme compared to what I'm used to, but so is Gaia, which, if my understanding is correct, is a part of Pan as well. A lot of horrible and beautiful stuff happens in Gaia as well, Pan is just more extreme. I miss my Gaian friends, my family, the places I used to go before Kxem brought me to explore Pan, but honestly... I love y'all. You're all amazing. If I return back to Gaia, I won't be able to fart on Uli's face anymore. Sure there would still be Miyoko and maybe even Ellie, but I think I'll miss y'all if I came back. Maybe home is not a place, maybe it's just a feeling, and this feeling is brought to me by y'all. I'll stay here with y'all. Anna, bring me the red juice, please", said Samantha, sighing, she was not entirely sure whether that was the right decision to make, but she had to make a choice or she'll disappear completely. She looked a bit sad and undecided, she knows that she'll miss Gaia, she'll miss her Gaian friends, especially Olivia, but she has decided to stay with her new friends and keep exploring Pan with them. Anna gave the red juice to Samantha and she drank it, so she stopped being semi-transparent. "Alright, y'all, let's have fun, we'll have a new happy life together!"
"I'm glad you're staying with us!", said Uli, almost crying from the happiness and hugging Samantha, "For a moment I was afraid you would leave us and return to Gaia", he said, still crying a bit from the happiness while hugging Samantha, "I'm so happy to know you. Growing up in Eproctophiliophobistan I thought I would had never had moments like these. Luckily I managed to escape", he said, sighing and smiling, while tears of joy and comfort were falling from his eyes.
Kxem was also smiling a lot, he too was happy that Samantha decided to stay. "Let's explore Pan together then!", he said, grinning happily.
The others were also happy. They are 12 friends who will keep travelling together: Samantha, Kxem, Uli, Miyoko, Frefa, hÒllÓween, Anna, Ezeg, Â̜, Duckle, Ellie and David.
"We'll still be having fart competitions, then, Samantha! We'll have so much fun~", said Miyoko, giggling happily.
"It's great that you're deciding to stay!", said Â̜, happy.
"Exploring Pan together will be quite a fun race!", said hÒllÓween, happy too.
"We have been really ducky to know an amazing person like you!", said Duckle, smiling.
The others also agreed that Samantha staying with them was a really good thing.
While the others kept partying in Serjin, Uli wanted to smell Samantha's farts, as a celebration for her decision to stay, and that's what he told her.
"Of course, Uli! Let's go in your bedroom of the multiship, maybe even my bedroom, it's the same to me! And let's ask David if he wants to come with us, too!", said Samantha, grinning happily and feeling really excited about the facefarting activity.
"Yes, let's ask him!", said Uli, asking David if he wants to participate in the facefarting, "You can also ask Miyoko and Ellie if they want to participate, too!"
"I'd love to!", said David, smiling happily, "and yes, let's ask them too!", he said, asking Miyoko and Ellie, and they both agreed. The location of the facefarting activity was decided and it will be done in Samantha's bedroom in the multiship.
hÒllÓween was curious about what the facefarting activity consisted of, so he walked towards Samantha and asked her a question: "what does this facefarting activity consist of? Is it a race to see who can best stand the smell of your farts?"
Samantha giggled and smiled, "not just my farts but also Miyoko's and Ellie's but yes, you guessed correctly, hÒllÓween! The fun part comes from the fact that my... well... our farts smell really bad... - but mine smell even worse!-"
"Ha, you wish yours smelled worse!", said Miyoko, grinning confidently.
"Uh, that's beside the point, to be honest, I just wanted to know how the facefarting activity worked. Well, I wish you all a fun time!", said hÒllÓween, smiling.
"Thank you, hÒllÓween! Come on, Uli, David, Miyoko and Ellie, let's go to my bedroom in the multiship and let's - have - FUN!!!", said Samantha, grinning very happily and jumping excited. Uli, David, Miyoko and Ellie followed her to the multiship and entered her bedroom. The gassy fun is about to start.
"I'm really gassy right now - just like always - and I hope Miyoko and Ellie will be gassy too! We're going to have fun! So, wasn't the experience last time too stinky for you, David? Hehehe~", asked Samantha, giggling.
"You mean before the fight against... oh, nevemind. Well, yes, Samantha, your farts were really stinky and so were Miyoko's. Ellie's were stinky too, to be honest, but I like smelling girls' farts and that's why I asked Ellie to fart on my face back in the Sunshine Land, then I brought her to Procedural Springs and... well, I don't want to think about that, and I'm digressing already. Uli will be the first being farted on, I'll be the second, please!", said Uli, smiling.
"Alright David! Uli is so brave, after all~", said Samantha, blushing and looking at Uli.
Uli blushed too, and he said: "thank you, Samantha, hehe!"
"Well, Uli, I have to fart now. Would you like to have a whiff? You can shove your nose on my ass, you know I certainly won't mind, hehehe~", said Samantha, giggling happily, turning around and pointing at her ass with her index finger, "this is where your nose belongs~"
Uli smiled and shoved his nose right on Samantha's ass just like she encouraged him to do. Right between her asscheeks, where the stinky gas comes from. Samantha seems to never run out of gas, she's a really gassy Gaian girl, and Uli was really happy to have met a girl like her back in Centralia. Even staying in the Republic of Murdakia would had been fine for him, surely there are infinite gassy girls there too. Wearing a yellow t-shirt has never been among Uli's top priorities. Samantha's butthole felt warm and slightly humid, but not wet, having one's nose there means one would get blasted with stinky flatulence gas soon.
"Alright, Uli, get ready, I'm about to let one rip~MMMGGGHHH!!!"
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"Aaahhh~so, how does it smell, Uli?~", asked Samantha, giggling proudly.
Uli's eyes were watering, but he didn't want to give up, not just yet. He wants to be brave and strong, and not complain about the smell, and keep sniffing her gas. "It stinks, but I can handle it! It takes more than this to defeat my nose!", said Uli, barely managing not to cough, but for now, he can barely handle it. He'll keep sniffing until he won't be able to take it in into his lungs anymore.
"Aww, I'm glad to hear that, because I have lots more gas in my belly, waiting to go into your nose, hehehe~", said Samantha, giggling happily, she loved farting on people's faces as much as Uli liked getting farted on by girls, a wish he had since childhood and that came true since when he met Samantha back in the Ëļōðĝɔ.
"Ugh... no problem for me", said Uli, barely managing not to gag, he was starting to feel nauseated already, his nose was getting hot, but he could still keep sniffing Samantha's gas, even if with considerable difficulty. He was taking small whiffs, because breathing in too much of that gas would had made him gag, and he didn't want to sound weak so early on.
In the meanwhile, Miyoko was starting to feel a bit gassy too, and since Uli was sniffing Samantha's farts, Miyoko decided it was up to David to smell her (Miyoko's) farts now, so she decided to inform David about the fact she had to fart, and invited David to smell her farts just like Samantha did with Uli before. David likes smelling girls' farts, even though last time he was practically knocked out by the smell of Samantha's and Miyoko's farts (but luckily he was saved by the hallucinations). He put his nose on Miyoko's ass, ready to sniff her gas, he was feeling pretty brave and determined, he decided he'll try his best to sniff Miyoko's gas without complaining, and he hoped he would be able to achieve that goal, even though he already knew it was going to be pretty difficult, because Miyoko's farts are really smelly.
"Hey David, if you'll be able to stand my stinky gas, does it mean my farts are less smelly than Samantha's, or does it mean your nose is stronger than Uli's?~", asked Miyoko, with a smug and proud smile on her face.
"Ha, what a question, that means my nose is stronger than Uli's, of course!", said David, smiling proudly.
"I completely agree with you~", said Miyoko, proudly.
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"Aaahhh~", Miyoko let out a sigh that a mixture of a sigh of relief and a moan of pleasure, she could feel David's nose vibrate against her ass because of her loud, long, stinky fart. David was not exactly caught by surprise, he knew Miyoko's farts smelled quite toxic, but still, the smell was so bad that could almost feel a knot in his throat, a desire to gag and maybe even puke if he was not careful enough, the smell was enough to heat up his nose and face, he could feel the hot gas surrounding his face, he couldn't help but at least cough a bit, even though he was trying his best not to, "hehehe, but what if you're unable to stand my stinky gas? Oh, I know the answer to this one, it's because my farts are smellier than Samantha's~"
"Hmpf! No way!", said Samantha, pouting a bit. Farts stinkier than hers? That sounds like a declaration of competition, and she wasn't willing to concede that point. Uli started coughing a little bit too, the smell was starting to get to him, his nose was burning a little and he was feeling nauseous. "See? Even Uli is struggling to stand the smell!", said Samantha, pointing out Uli's coughing as a 'proof' that her farts were stinkier than Miyoko's.
"There's only one way to find out, Samantha. Next time, David will smell your farts, and Uli will smell mine", said Miyoko, confident about how stinky her farts are. She's as competitive about her stinky farts as Samantha is.
"Fine! And they will be the judges!", said Samantha, confident as well.
"But what about me? I'd like to fart on those two's faces as well!", said Ellie, feeling a bit excluded.
"Not now!", said Samantha and Miyoko in unison, while Ellie was feeling a bit bored and disappointed, hoping that later she can fart on David's or Uli's face.
David and Uli were getting ready to switch whose girl to smell farts of. David was getting ready to smell Samantha's farts, and Uli was getting ready to smell Miyoko's. Uli's eyes were almost watering, but not yet, he was feeling very nauseous but he wasn't willing to be seen as weak. David was already getting close to his olfactory limits. Uli and David were as competitive about being able to stand the smell of those girls' farts, as those girls were competitive about having stinky farts. This is the language equivalent of mathematical proportions, like "2 is to 4 as 6 is to 12", but saying something like this is out of place when describing a scene of girls farting, it really interrupts the
***PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF***, s̶̸̼̀à̶̸̼ì̶̸̼d̶̸̼̀ S̶̸̼̀à̶̸̼m̶̸̼̀à̶̸̼ntha, giggling and letting out a horrendous fart on David's nose. He has already smelled Samantha's farts before, but it's the first time after a while, after taking some small whiffs (because taking heavy sniffs would make most people - including David - throw up), he was undecided as to whether her farts were smellier than Miyoko's. "So, how is it, is my gas smellier than Miyoko's?~", asked Samantha, giggling proudly, hoping for an affirmative answer.
"Nah, David, hers doesn't smell as bad as mine, right?~", asked Miyoko, also hoping for an affirmative answer. David was just there, with his nose so close to Samantha's ass, genuinely not knowing what to answer. He was coughing even more, now he was gagging, he needed to be careful or he would puke, that would not be pretty to see, not to mention it would be a display of weakness, something that would prove that Uli has a higher olfactory tolerance than him.
"Uh... I... *coughs* I don't know... sorry...", said David, barely able to take a proper breath, feeling suffocated by the stinky, thick cloud of fart fumes that was surrounding his nose, "enough for now...", he says, moving his face away from Samantha's ass and taking a deep breath of fresh air (the stink hasn't filled the entire room... yet).
"That's fine, David, don't worry! Now, Uli, you can give your opinion, come here, I have one to let rip for your nose~", said Miyoko, placing her hands on her hips as a sign of pride and turning around so that Uli can place his nose on her ass to sniff her gas. Uli placed his nose on her ass, and it was a good feeling for Miyoko, his nose was tickling her ass a little bit, but it was a pleasant tickle, "MMMHHH!!!"
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"Aaahhh, I think that one stunk a lot... as always!", said Miyoko, looking at Samantha's eyes with a huge, proud smirk on her face, waiting for Uli to say anything about how stinky her fart was, or at least gag or react in some way.
"Not as bad as mine, as Uli can easily tell if he's smart enough!", said Samantha, with a stubborn pride, thinking that there's no way that Miyoko's farts could be smellier than hers.
"It smells a bit different, but... *coughs* it's hard to tell whose is stinkier... eugh...", said Uli, getting more nauseated, he was breathing in a lot of flatulent clouds, his head was getting a bit more light-headed, and he needed a pause. Just like David, he walked a few steps back, but the smell of farts was already starting to fill the entire room, so the air at the other side of the room was only relatively fresh, but pleasant enough that Uli was breathing it a lot of it, feeling relief from the intense stink of Miyoko's flatulence.
"Hey Uli! Don't be so dramatic! Miyoko's farts don't smell that bad... only mine do~", said Samantha, giggling.
"Seems like neither of us can tell whose farts smell worse", said David, sighing a bit.
"Yeah, these two both have pretty awful farts", said Uli.
"But I can stand them!", said David, not wanting to admit they were too stinky for him.
"Oh, of course, me too! They smell awful to normal people, that I can concede, though", said Uli, feeling the same way as David.
"Hey you two! Instead of bragging so much, come here and prove what you're saying~", said Samantha, giggling proudly, with a playful devious smirk on her face, she wanted either David or Uli to smell her farts again, and Miyoko wanted the same thing (this sentence has the potential for pronoun reference ambiguity, but
***PPPBBBRRRTTTSSSFFF***, s̶̸̼̀à̶̸̼ì̶̸̼d̶̸̼̀ S̶̸̼̀à̶̸̼m̶̸̼̀à̶̸̼ntha, farting on Uli's face once again, while giggling and feeling very proud of herself. Uli at this point started gagging, loudly, and he blushed because he didn't want to admit that a girl's farts could cause him that kind of reaction, but Samantha's farts smelled so bad that he couldn't help it. The previous paragraph was a great opportunity for me to mention Lojban, but
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"Ugh...", groaned Uli, overwhelmed by the constant exposure to these thick, sulfurous gases that stank horribly, worse than rotten eggs. His reaction made Samantha giggle even more, her pride was very intense. Smelling two of Samantha's farts in a row was making Uli feeling really dizzy and nausated. Miyoko was looking at the scene, she was ready to fart on David's face again soon, so that she could once again enjoy the satisfaction of seeing someone gagging from the rotten smell of her stinky farts.
"David, I need to fart again, come here and smell it, I know you're brave and strong enough~", said Miyoko, giggling and once again inviting David to smell her farts. He was a bit hesitant, because Miyoko's farts smelled so bad that he could barely breathe, but in the end, proving that he was brave and strong was what he wanted, so he placed his nose right on Miyoko's ass and waited for her to fart. It only took a few seconds, and Miyoko's natural bomb exploded from her ass.
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"EUGH!", David immediately groaned, he instinctively turned his head away, because the smell was rotten and intense, breathing it in was making him feel his lungs were burning and rotting, wilting like a flower. His reaction made Miyoko giggle proudly.
"Oh, come on, David! Put your head back on my ass! That's where the smell is at its most intense!", said Miyoko, inviting David to place his nose right on her ass again, she really enjoys hearing him gag.
"No way! It's too stinky!", said David, shuddering at the thought of how bad her farts smell.
"Well then, that means not only that you're weak, but also that my farts smell horrible! Worse than Samantha's!", said Miyoko, proud of herself, for having the ability to produce rotten gas and release it from her ass.
"Actually, I'm going to give up, too. Too stinky...", said Uli, coughing and gagging from the awful stench of Samantha's farts and walking back to the other corner of the room. It's still unknown whose farts smell worse between Samantha's and Miyoko's, and considering how competitive the two are, this is a big deal for them.
"Hey David and Uli, my farts likely don't smell as bad as Samantha's or Miyoko's, would you like to take a whiff?~", asked Ellie, looking at Uli and David, and they accepted. Even though the room was starting to smell quite bad because of Samantha's and Miyoko's farts, it's possible that Ellie's farts would be more tolerable... maybe. "First Uli!", said Ellie, inviting him to smell her farts from up close just like he did with Samantha and Miyoko before.
Uli placed his nose on Ellie's ass and waited for her to fart. It didn't take long at all.
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"Ugh... it's not mild at all, actually. It smells almost as bad as Samantha's", said Uli, gagging and turning his face away from Ellie's ass. He needed some fresh air, but the room was gradually getting stinkier, there was no fresh air at all, as the stink was permeating every inch of the room and soaking the walls with a putrid stench.
"Now it's your turn, my dear love David~♥", said Ellie, looking at David with happy eyes, he knew what to do, so he too placed his nose on Ellie's ass. He smelled her farts a lot back in the Sunshine Land and even in Procedural Springs, he knew her farts should not be underestimated, and not much milder than Samantha's or Miyoko's in terms of smell, "get ready, I have a gift for your nose~♥MMMHHH!!!~♥"
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Ellie's fart made David's nose vibrate, it smelled really bad, it reminded him of when he was smelling her farts in the Sunshine Land, there was a really different mood back then compared to now, much more melancholic, emotional and deep, now everything feels more light-hearted and upbeat, but the smell is the same, and after having smelled so many farts, David, just like Uli, needs a break.
"Enough for now, please... I need fresh air", said David, breathing in the stinky air of the bedroom and making a disgusted face. He walked towards Uli, on the other corner of the room.
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"Hehehe, oops, I did it again~", said Samantha, giggling as she farted again, making the air in the room even stinkier than before.
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"Me too~", said Miyoko, farting again too. Now the smell inside the room is really stinky, and Uli and David want to get away from it, "hey Uli and David, stay here and bask in the smell! Or are you weak?". Uli and David didn't want to admit of being weak so they stayed in the room, even though the whole room smelled really bad.
"Ellie, would you like to smell my farts?~", said Samantha, giggling and looking at Ellie with proud eyes. Ellie had a confused expression on her face.
"W-what? Why?", asked Ellie, a bit confused, "aren't just David and Uli those who have to smell farts here?"
"Oh, well, you can refuse if you want, not everyone is brave enough, after all~", said Samantha, teasing Ellie and trying to convince her to smell her farts. Ellie blushed when Samantha implied that she was not brave enough, so she decided to smell her farts.
"Okay, fine, I'll smell your farts!", said Ellie, gulping and shivering from fear, she heard that Samantha's farts smelled awful, but she wanted to try smelling them anyway, at least for the curiosity. She placed her nose on Samantha's ass and waited for her to fart. That happened immediately.
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"EWW!!!", Ellie gasped and started gagging almost immediately, the smell was really intense, it smelled like rotten eggs and putrefaction. She couldn't keep her nose on Samantha's ass for more than a few seconds, she had to turn her face away and walk towards the other corner of the room, with tears in her eyes after inhaling such a potent fart, her nose felt like it was burning. "Uli and David... I'm actually surprised you lasted as long as you did, Samantha's farts smell awful! You two are very brave~", said Ellie, looking at Uli and David (especially at David) with cute, sweet eyes, and Uli and David were blushing when Ellie looked at them like that.
"Hehehe, of course I'm brave!", said Uli, smiling, and David said something very similar to that, too.
Ellie hugged David and Uli and said: "Let's get out of here now, it really stinks in here!"
"Oh, come on, you three, please stay! It's fun to breathe in the stank! Please!!!", said Samantha, begging them to stay, but they didn't seem to want to stay.
"I have had a lot of fun smelling your gas, Samantha, but now I'm getting a bit overwhelmed, eh", said Uli, coughing a bit when inhaling the stench that permeated the entire room. Suddenly, someone knocked at the door of Samantha's bedroom.
"Whoever that is, come in~", said Samantha, giggling happily, and waiting for whoever that was to enter inside her bedroom so that they could react to the smell in some way. The door was opened, it was Kxem, and he immediately groaned and gagged as soon as he entered the room.
"It smells like a chemical warzone in here!", said Kxem, gagging even more and walking a few steps back to avoid the smell, even though the smell was already starting to spread throughout the multiship's hallway, "Samantha, I need to ask you something", he says, covering his nose and mouth with his hand and looking at Samantha.
"I can't hear you very well from here, come closer~", said Samantha, teasing Kxem and trying to convince him to come inside the bedroom so that he could smell the fart fumes even better.
"No way! It reeks in there!", said Kxem, complaining.
"Samantha must have some hearing issues, tell me what you have to ask her and I'll tell her", said Uli, walking towards Kxem.
"OWW ULI!!! You're no fun! Hmpf!", said Samantha, pouting and giggling.
"We're leaving Serjin soon, and I wonder if Samantha wants to go somewhere in particular. If not, then we'll go to a random place in Pan", explained Kxem.
"OOOHHH!!! I want to go to Huntralia! I've always been curious about that place", said Samantha, really excited, "I also want to try their milk!"
"Alright! To Huntralia we go!", said Kxem, coughing from the horrible smell of Samantha's bedroom and going back to the pilot room of his multiship, ready to go to Huntralia and continue exploring Pan and having fun with his friends.
"Well then, see you later, Samantha!", said Uli, coughing a bit and exiting her bedroom. David and Ellie followed shortly.
"Uh, I'll go to", said Miyoko, "thanks for the fun, by the way!", she says, smiling.
"You're welcome", said Samantha, giggling, and deciding to follow the others to the main room of the multiship.
Kxem was driving the multiship through the Void, ready to go to a random place in Huntralia. Samantha is really excited and can't wait to go there and have a taste of their milk, and seeing those fearsome beasts as a secondary motive. The others were mildly interested in Huntralia, and Duckle was wondering how powerful those beasts really are. In the meanwhile, Samantha was explaining to hÒllÓween about how the 'gassy fun' works.
"Basically, me, Miyoko and Ellie are the girls who fart, and David and Uli are the guys who smell our farts. Ellie smelled my fart once but that was more like an exception, even though I really liked farting on her face. Anyway, the gassy fun takes place in my bedroom, that of this multiship I mean, and yeah, it's mostly just me and Miyoko farting on Uli and David, sometimes Ellie farting on David or Uli, depends. Our farts smell really bad so that's why it's so fun to do that, it's a challenge for Uli and David to smell our nasty gas, if it was easy it wouldn't be fun", she explained.
"Oh okay, I understand. It's not for me, but I'm happy for y'all if that lets you have some fun!", said hÒllÓween, smiling.
"We have arrived to Huntralia", said Kxem, walking towards the exit door of the multiship.
"Yay! Let's go!", said Samantha, jumping from the excitement and feeling really happy. She rushed towards the door and went outside. The multiship landed on a Huntralian village, and Samantha was very curious about this charming place. Most importantly, she wanted to taste their milk, but didn't know where to buy it. The others followed her and went outdoors too.
An androgynous person walked towards the traveller: "greetings strangers! I am the leader of this village!"
"That's really cool! What's your name?", asked Samantha, smiling happily.
"I have two names! Whenever my name is the subject or direct object in the sentence, my name is Mr Johnson, otherwise I'm Lady Rosetta! Accordingly, my pronouns are he/him whenever I'm the subject or direct object in the sentence, otherwise my pronoun is her, for example before a preposition, like... 'with her', or 'to her', or when 'her' is a possessive adjective rather than indicating the object. For example you can say 'I admire her skills as a leader', because 'her' in that case is a possessive adjective, but in case the pronoun indicates the object, you have to use 'him', like in the sentence 'I admire him'. My pronoun is never she, of course, because 'she' always indicates the subject of the sentence", said Mr Johnson, smiling.
"Uh... okay Mr Johnson!", said Samantha, smiling, despite finding the explanation quite complicated.
"No, when you call me, that's neither the subject -nominative- or direct object -accusative-, it's the equivalent of the vocative case, so you have to call me Lady Rosetta!", said Mr Johnson, smiling.
"Oh ok Lady Rosetta, where can I buy some milk?", asked Samantha, curious.
"Our village practices a barter economy, we do not accept coins, unlike those industrialized Huntralian metropolises with millions of inhabitants. You have to offer something valuable to us", explained Mr Johnson.
"I can offer my farts to some villager!", said Samantha.
Mr Johnson laughed. "Oh-oh-oh! You're so funny, stranger!"
"I'm not kidding! There are surely some people with a fart fetish in this village!", said Samantha, knowing that she can't offer anything else.
"This is prostitution. It's allowed in this village, yes, but I doubt you are offering us anything that special. Any girl can fart, and there are enough prostitutes here", said Mr Johnson.
"But my farts are really stinky! Maybe some villager is into that specifically!", said Samantha, hoping to convince Mr Johnson.
"So what? Many girls have stinky farts! Out of hundreds, maybe thousands of girls, surely the one with the stinkiest farts has farts stinky enough to please anyone with that particular preference", said Mr Johnson.
"We can offer some meat! We'll hunt an animal and give y'all some meat, and in exchange, you give some milk to Samantha. Deal?", said Duckle, suggesting a possible deal.
"Deal!", said Mr Johnson.
"But Duckle!", said Kxem, "The animals here are absolutely monstruous! You're going to die!"
"You're underestimating my power! Miyoko, hÒllÓween, Anna, Â̜! Let's go hunt some animals!", said Duckle, already starting to walk towards the wilderness, "oh, by the way, Lady Rosetta, why is the wilderness here full of craters? Is this place often hit by meteors?"
Mr Johnson laughed. "Meteors? Oh, no, those craters are caused by our weapons when we hunt, sometimes we miss the target, you know..."
Duckle sweated a bit. Weapons capable of causing such craters are extremely powerful. Is such power really needed to hunt the Huntralian fauna? Duckle was wondering whether he was underestimating the power of those beasts, but then he shook his head and decided to go ahead. Miyoko, hÒllÓween, Anna, and Â̜ followed him as well.
"See you later, Lady Rosetta. And the other members of our crew, of course. We'll come back with some meat!", said Duckle, with a proud smile on his face, confident that he'll be able to take those animals down.
In the meanwhile, Mr Johnson was showing her weapons to Samantha and the others. He's very proud of her weapons. Kxem was particularly fascinated, and to think those weapons are used to hunt the animals around the village! Those animals surely must be extremely powerful, 'poor Duckle', thought Kxem, hoping that he will be fine.
Duckle, Miyoko, hÒllÓween, Anna, and Â̜ went to the wilderness, waiting to see an animal, but for now they aren't seeing or hearing anything.
"We need to be prepared, any animal can attack soon. I've heard the animals around here are very powerful. We'll test that claim with our own powers, let's see how powerful those animals truly are", said Duckle, proud of himself and ready to fight.
"I doubt they're anywhere as powerful as the Shadow Queen... well, I hope they aren't", said Miyoko, smiling, sweating and giggling a bit.
"Oh come on, there's no way they're as powerful as her", said Duckle, confident.
"You're always so full of yourself, Duckle...", said Â̜, rolling her eyes, "...and that's exactly what makes you so adorable~♥", she said, looking at Duckle's eyes and feeling butterflies in her stomach and warmth from the love and infatuation.
Duckle blushed when she said that, "uh... okay... thanks, Â̜...", he said, blushing even more. Â̜ had a strong desire of kissing Duckle on the lips but she decided to resist that urge, at least for the time being.
Suddenly, some giant footsteps could be heard, they made the ground tremble like an earthquake, whatever it is, it's a behemoth-like beast. Duckle turned around and stuttered incomprehensibly.
"Are you okay, Duckle?", asked Â̜.
"Look at that!", said Miyoko, horrified.
A huge tiger-like beast was walking around. It was undoubtedly time to fight.
"DUCK!", shouted Duckle, and a duck appeared in front of him.
"Oh, Duckle, let me make things easier for all of us~", said Â̜, smiling and blushing a bit, "SHIELD BOOST!", she shouted, and a protective energy surrounded the five fighters, "this increases our defence stats", she said, smiling, "ATTACK BOOST!", she shouted, and everyone felt their power increase, "and this increases our attack stats! Now we deal more damage to the enemies and receive less damage from them as well!", she explained.
"Now, let's attack that beast!", said Duckle, ready to fight.
"Why does this situation feel familiar? I've never fought against a beast before. I wonder if I can defeat it with my farts! Oh, how silly I am, that's impossible!", said Miyoko, giggling a bit.
"I'll start!", said Â̜, running towards that beast, "SHIELD NERF! ATTACK NERF! SLOW!", shouted Â̜, lowering the defence, attack and speed stats of that beast, "now this beast will deal less damage to us and will take more damage from us, it's also slower than before! We're advantaged!", she explained.
"Don't you have actual attacks?", asked Miyoko, curious.
"Kinda. I have this. PARASITE PLAGUE!", shouted Â̜, sending a plague of bugs and parasites against that beast, "it doesn't deal damage by itself, but whenever the enemy attacks, those parasites will attack and deal damage to the enemy back! It's the only way I have to damage the enemies, even if not directly", explained Â̜, "now that we're all boosted and the enemy is nerfed, let's go! It's gonna be easy!", she said, optimistic.
"Don't you also have that 'Mute' spell, Â̜? So that this beast cannot attack us at all", asked Duckle.
"I do, but it's one of my most powerful spells and I don't have enough energy accumulated right now, so I can't use it. And moreover, the effect is only temporary, so I need to time it properly. I'm not that overpowered, sadly", explained Â̜.
"Alright, I understand", said Duckle, as the beast was already angered and was slowly running towards the fighters, "DUCK CANNON!", shouted Duckle, and a powerful, destructive ray of light was shot from the duck towards the beast, hitting it in full and causing a huge explosion that slightly blew the fighters backwards. "Target hit", said Duckle, proud of himself. After the smoke from the explosion cleared, however, it could be seen that the beast had barely taken any damage from the Duck Cannon, only a superficial wound on one of its huge legs. "What the duck... our attacks have been boosted, its defence has been lowered, and still my Duck Cannon barely did anything", he said, surprised and a bit scared as well. Seems like he underestimated the power of Huntralian beasts.
"It's my turn now", said Anna, "INFINITY WAVE!", she said, hitting the beast fully. Still, barely any damage, only a very superficial wound, the beast took even less damage compared to what it took from the Duck Cannon, "No way...", she mumbled, starting to lose hopes.
"I'll show you how it's done!", said hÒllÓween, confident, "Behold, my secret katana attack. SEGREKATIANA!!!", he shouted, and a huge, powerful katana appeared in his hands, "Too bad guys, you're all very weak, unlike me. My demonstration will segregate the wheat from the chaff!", he said, throwing the huge, fiery katana towards the beast, which pierced it, but didn't appear to deal considerable damage. "Uh, well, I take back what I said, you're not weak, guys, it's this beast that is incredibly mighty!", he said, impressed and a bit scared as well.
"I guess it's my time to try. KYAAAHHH!!!", yelled Miyoko, her hair turned from black to blonde, and a powerful aura emanated from her, she jumped really high and floated high in the sky, "KAMEHAMEHAAA!!!", a powerful ray of light was shot from her hands to that beast, but same as the others' attacks, it didn't deal considerable damage, "This beast is indestructible", she mumbled to herself, before being attacked by that beast and being violently thrown to the ground, bleeding from the deep damage. Even though her defense was boosted and the beast's attack was nerfed, its paw attack still dealt great damage to Miyoko. Without Â̜'s stats modifications, Miyoko may had been literally killed by that attack. After the beast attacked, it received some more damage from Â̜'s Parasite Plague spell.
"MIYOKO!!!", yelled Â̜, worried about her, almost crying, running towards her. Anna, Duckle and hÒllÓween also ran towards Miyoko, who was laying down on the ground, deeply bleeding. If she's not healed soon, she may die. "Let's heal her! HEALING!", shouted Â̜.
"INFINITY HEALING!", shouted Anna.
"DUCK HEALING!", shouted Duckle.
"REPARATIONS!", shouted hÒllÓween.
Miyoko was feeling a bit better after all those healing spells that recovered a good amount of her health points, but she was still feeling a bit exhausted.
"Thank you, guys. I'll be fine... go fight against that beast, I'll join you later...", said Miyoko, with a quiet voice, exhausted and with very low energies.
"I can't leave you alone, Miyoko, I'll stay with you to make sure you're okay", said Â̜, sitting close to where Miyoko was laying down on the ground, "Duckle, Anna, hÒllÓween, keep fighting against that beast, we have some meat to give to Lady Rosetta so that he'll give some milk for Samantha!", she said, and the three fighters nodded and went back to the fight while Â̜ was staying close to Miyoko and caressing her head to comfort her.
"Thank you, Â̜, you're very kind", said Miyoko, with a weak smile on her face.
"You're welcome, Miyoko! For infinite years, I had been wondering if love existed. Now I finally learned that emotions are complicated, unintuitive, irrational, changeable, difficult to understand or predict. There is platonic love, romantic love, sexual feelings, just friendship, and other feelings. In theory they're all separate feelings, but in reality they often mix with each other in confusing ways. Sometimes you don't know if you see someone as just a friend or as more than that. Emotions really are confusing, but I'm glad I discovered love exists. You're a good friend to me, Miyoko", said Â̜, smiling happily and blushing a bit. Miyoko blushed weakly too.
"I feel the same way towards you, Â̜", said Miyoko, slowly and gradually getting her energies back.
"Yes, Miyoko, you're a good friend to me, but... Duckle... I see him as more than a friend", said Â̜, blushing heavily, "Whenever I look at him, I feel warm, my heart beats fast, and I feel so tingly and good! I don't know why I feel this way, it's so confusing, I really don't understand", she said, almost crying.
"Don't worry, Â̜, it happens to almost everyone. You fell in love. It's okay. No need to cry", said Miyoko, looking at Â̜'s teary eyes and smiling.
"I didn't expect love to feel so confusing", said Â̜, sighing, "but it feels so good..."
Miyoko wanted to tell Â̜ that love also hurts, but she decided not to tell her. She didn't want to disappoint her. Not just yet. Let her find out by herself, and enjoy the love while it's pleasant.
"I'm glad you're happy, Â̜", Miyoko said, smiling, and trying to stand up. She could barely stand up, but it's still an improvement. That paw attack was fierce.
Duckle, Anna and hÒllÓween were back to fighting against that beast. Even though the individual attacks dealt little damage, all them together already dealt considerable damage, the beast was weakening. After getting hit by Duckle's Duck Cannon, Anna's Infinity Wave, hÒllÓween's Segrekatiana, Miyoko's Kamehameha and Â̜'s Parasite Plague, the beast was damaged and weak, it won't take long to defeat it. Suddenly, they saw Miyoko and Â̜ running towards them from behind.
"We're back!", said Miyoko, her energies have finally recovered.
"Let's all attack this beast simultaneously!", said Â̜, simultaneously. Everyone nodded at the same time. "I'll use more of my power now. I feel enough energy to use a stronger spell. I'll drastically reduce this beast's defence. Y'all, please attack this beast shortly after I hit it with my spell", she said, and everyone nodded in sign of understanding, "SHIELD DESTROYER!", she shouted, hitting the beast with a spell that drastically reduce its defence stats. "Your turn! Duckle, be the first, please~", she said, feeling warm and her heart beating fast while looking at him. She's really in love with him.
"DUCK CANNON!", shouted Duckle, firing a very powerful ray of light from his duck.
"INFINITY WAVE!", shouted Anna.
"KAMEHAMEHA!", shouted Miyoko.
"CRITICAL BLADE THEORY!", shouted hÒllÓween, firing hundreds of blades from his hands, with a very high chance of critical hits. One of his most powerful attacks.
The beast got hit with four attacks at once, while its defence was reduced to a very low value. They hoped this would finally be the fatal blow for that beast...
...and it was!
"We really defeated it?", said Â̜, surprised, and feeling a little bit exhausted, just like everyone else.
"Yeah...", said Duckle, breathing heavily from the exhaustion, "this was an exhausting fight, but we won. I need to rest a bit, and then we'll bring all this meat to Lady Rosetta... somehow...", he said, smiling and collapsing on the ground exhausted, victorious. After resting a bit, they all stood up and felt energies in their bodies and minds.
"What is this feeling? It feels so good! Whoa!", said Â̜, excited.
"This fight gave us some experience points, and now we're levelling up", explained Anna.
"I have learned a new spell!", said hÒllÓween, feeling really excited, "Census Vision: it allows me to see the enemy's stats, spells, strenghts and weaknesses, and its remaining HP's and MP's!"
They were feeling stronger than before, and feeling very victorious, and Â̜ ran towards Duckle and hugged him. "I can't resist this urge anymore, can I kiss you, please?", she said.
"On the lips?", asked Duckle, blushing.
"Yes, Duckle, on the lips", said Â̜, blushing and smiling happily, she was feeling really warm in Duckle's arms.
"Uh... ok", said Duckle, blushing, he was a bit embarrassed but was willing to kiss Â̜ on the lips.
The two kissed each other on the lips and it felt amazing, Â̜ felt like that was heaven, she was grateful that a feeling like that can even exist. She wanted this moment to never end, but she kissed Duckle for long enough to feel satisfied and feel very warm and tingly. Duckled liked the kiss, too. He found Â̜ very sweet and adorable.
They all moved that huge amount of meat towards the village. Of course, a normal human wouldn't be able to move that amount of meat to anywhere, it must had weighted at least 200 tons, so they used a combination of their spells (including one where Â̜ decreased the weight of that meat) to move that meat towards the village.
Duckle, Anna, Miyoko, Â̜ and hÒllÓween walked towards the village carrying that huge amount of meat around, they looked tired from the fight, yet with a victiorious expression on their faces.
"Here is the meat. It was a fierce fight with a huge beast, but we defeat it in the end", said Duckle, smiling proud of himself.
Mr Johnson laughed. "A huge beast? What you have killed is a Catus Minoris, a pet very popular around here because it's basically harmless. Did you really find that kitty to be a tough opponent?", he said, laughing even more.
"W-what? You're kidding, right?", asked Duckle, shocked.
"No, I'm not kidding. The species Catus Minoris is a very popular pet around here, of course it's way too big to be kept inside a house, so many keep it outdoors. But since you brought us some meat, I have to give some milk to Samantha, as per the deal", said Mr Johnson, giving a Liter (0.22 Gallons) of milk to Samantha, "I hope you enjoy it, Samantha!"
"Thank you, Lady Rosetta!", said Samantha, smiling gratefully and starting to drink the milk, "it's so delicious!!!"
"If what we killed is a pet, then what are the powerful beasts?", asked Duckle, shocked and curious.
"Too many to list, and they vary in strength, the Catus Majoris is a bit too dangerous to keep as a pet, even though some do. It's not a powerful beast, but unlike the Catus Minoris, it must be handled with a lot of care. Then there is the Tyrannus Minoris, which is not too difficult to defeat, but it's not to be underestimated, but one that is really powerful is the Tyrannus Majoris", explained Mr Johnson.
In the distance, there was a beast that was absolutely huge and fearsome, the Catus Minoris really is a kitty compared to that. Duckle was trembling in fear.
"W-what the duck is that?", asked Duckle, pointing at that beast.
"Oh, dear. That is the Tyrannus Invictus, one of the most powerful beasts around here. I recommend you all to leave this place immediately, because you clearly are too weak and won't be able to survive. To be fair, the Tyrannus Invictus is too powerful, that even I may die from a fight against it. I'll call the most powerful warriors and hunters of this village, hoping that we can protect this village and survive. It's been nice knowing you, now you have to leave, goodbye", said Mr Johnson, smiling.
"Goodbye! Thank you for the good time!", said Kxem, bowing down and smiling.
"You're all welcome, travellers", said Mr Johnson, smiling as Kxem and the others rushed towards the multiship to leave this place.
Inside the multiship, David was looking at Kxem, with a strange expression.
"Is something wrong?", asked Kxem, confused, not knowing what that expression meant.
"I... I have a request", said David, sighing.
"What request?", asked Kxem, curious.
"But first, I have a question", said David.
"Get to the point, haha!", said Kxem, looking forward to know what was going on in David's mind.
"Is it still the month of Ruzumomi in Procedural Springs?", asked David.
"No, it's not. Why this question?", asked Kxem, a bit confused. What is David trying to imply?
"Are you sure?", asked David.
"Yes, I am sure. A lot of time has passed, it's no longer the month of Ruzumomi there", said Kxem, "but again, why this question?"
"I...", David started saying, sighing a bit, "I want to go back to Procedural Springs"
"But why?", asked Kxem, confused.
"I don't know... just please... let's go there", said David.
"Okay!", said Kxem, smiling, "Destination: Procedural Springs!"
David had a weak smile on his face. Samantha ran towards him and said: "Hey David! The milk that Mr Johnson gave to me is making my farts smell AWFUL! Would you like to smell them in my bedroom? Uli is already there~hehehe~", said Samantha, giggling.
"Uh, I'm a bit scared, but I'm curious, so I'll go!", said David, trying not to think about Procedural Springs for the moment, maybe Samantha's farts will distract him from the raging thoughts he has in his mind. David walked towards Samantha's bedroom, and as soon as she opened the door, he was assaulted by a horrible smell that immediately made his eyes water, "whoa!", he said, coughing from the intense smell just as he took one step inside her bedroom.
"And this is just from one fart~hehehe~", said Samantha, giggling very proudly.
"This has to be the worst fart I've ever smelled, and she did it right on my nose! I was about to pass out!", said Uli, still gagging from the overwhelming stench that filled the entire room. David was coughing just by being in that room.
"I can't deny it, this is worse than anything I can ever let rip from my ass", said Miyoko, gagging and with her eyes water. Ellie decided not to participate this time, so she wasn't in Samantha's bedroom and she had no idea how bad her fart smelled. Perhaps it's a blessing for Ellie.
"Come on, David, put your nose on my ass, I know you want to~", said Samantha, giggling and looking at him with a mischievous and sexy smirk on her face.
"Are you serious? I'm gonna die if I do that!", said David, the mere thought of smelling a fart like that up close made him want to puke.
"Come on! Or are you a coward?", said Samantha, teasing him with a playful smirk.
"I'm not a coward!", said David, defensive.
"Then prove it! Put your nose on my ass, quick, I gotta fart!", said Samantha, pointing at her ass with her index finger, that's where David's nose should be.
"Ugh... I'm gonna regret this", said David, reluctantly placing his nose on Samantha's ass, right between her buttcheeks, he was not ready for the deadly fumes that were about to hit him, but he didn't want to seem a coward.
"Hehehe maybe~~~", said Samantha, giggling happily and proudly, "Mmmhhh~hehehe~"
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David was hit by a toxic cloud of deadly fart fumes, as soon as he took a very small whiff of it, his nose felt like it was on fire and he immediately collapsed on the floor, almost unconsciously. He didn't actually pass out, but he got very close. As he was laying down on the ground gagging uncontrollably and being otherwise unresponsive, Samantha was actually feeling a bit concerned about him, even though that didn't keep her from laughing her ass off at that intense reaction.
"Oh, really? My gas almost knocked him out! Let's get him out of here!", she said, with the intent of taking David and bringing him in the hallway of the multiship, where he could breathe some fresh air to some extent. But before she could do that, she heard knocking on the door, and she knew that was the perfect opportunity to get whoever knocked on the door to smell her rancid post-Huntralian milk farts and see their reaction. "Whoever it is, come in~", she said, giggling.
Kxem opened the door and he immediately started gagging uncontrollably and his eyes were deeply watering. "What the hell, Samantha!", said Kxem, walking backwards a few steps, trying to hold his breath so that he won't smell those fumes that would make him vomit if he kept breathing them in.
"Hehehe this is my gas, it came out of my ass and stunk up my room, hehe, whoopsie~", said Samantha, giggling cutely, "I think my fart made David really sick, I'll get him out of here", she said, bringing David outside of her bedroom and into the hallway so that he could breathe some fresh air and recover from the intense stench that he had breathed in from point blank distance right from her ass.
"Let's get out of here too!", said Uli, and Miyoko agreed wholeheartedly, so they both exited Samantha's bedroom and went to the hallway to breathe some fresh air. The air inside Samantha's bedroom is absolutely suffocating, and that's just from two of her farts after she drank the Huntralian milk.
They all went to the main room of the multiship.
"Is there anything you have to tell me?", asked Samantha.
"We have arrived to the destination. Procedural Springs", said Kxem, with a serious smile.
They exited the multiship and walked around the city. The weather was weird, it was raining dead flies.
"YUCK!", said Â̜, feeling disgusted by the dead flies that were falling on her.
"Seems like this place never stops being weird", said David, nodding.
They all entered a building where people give public speeches, and asked some people whether it was normal for it to rain dead flies in Procedural Springs.
"I assume you're tourists", said a girl, "no, it's not normal to rain dead flies in Procedural Springs. Yes, it's normal to rain dead flies in Procedural Springs"
"Uh... what?", said David, confused by the two answers that contradict each other.
"It only happens during the month of Izanagi, and not every year. Only once every three years, more or less. The last time it happened, other than today, was in fact three years ago", explained the girl.
"And is now the month of Izanagi?", asked David.
"Yes, now is the month of Izanagi", said the girl, smiling, "I hope this clears your doubts"
"Yes, thank you. This is the third time I come here. Last time it was during the month of Ruzumomi. It was awful", said David, sighing.
"Oh, yes, everyone hates the Ruzumomi, haha!", said the girl, smiling, "I can't imagine what it must be like for a tourist to experience a Ruzu"
"Hell", said David, shuddering at those memories.
"Can I say something at that microphone?", asked Samantha. She had already planned what to say.
"Yes, after that girl finishes the public speech", said the girl.
Samantha and the others sat down on some chairs and listened to the girl ranting about how she liked hugs. Samantha was listening too but she was waiting for the end of her speech so that she could say something to the public. After some time, the speech ended, and Samantha walked towards the stage, she was about to say something. It was not as easy as it seemed, Samantha was blushing and she was stuttering from anxiety. Talking to a public is not easy, especially when there's a lot of silence and everyone is waiting for you to say something.
"Uh... hi...", said Samantha, shyly. "So...", Samantha couldn't start talking, she was too nervous. Then, she took a deep breath, tried to calm down and tried again, "So... uhm...", she took a deep breath again, "I... is there anyone here who likes smelling girls' farts?", after she said that, her heart seemed like to stop beating. She really said that in public. She was really that brave. And now? She took another deep breath and kept talking: "If anyone here likes smelling girls' farts, and for some reason hasn't fulfilled their desire, I'm here for you! My name is Samantha, my farts smell really bad, and I'm willing to let anyone smell them~", she said, sighing and trying to calm herself down, she smiled. The public boo'ed and most people left, they preferred the rain of dead flies compared to listening a speech about a girl talking about her farts. Apart from Kxem and friends, only three people remained: two girls and a guy. They told their names, the two girls are Mirovia and Rodinia, and the guy's name is Boat. "So, does that mean you three want to smell my farts?~", asked Samantha, excited. The three nodded as a sign of confirmation. "That sounds amazing! My farts smell really bad, and earlier today I drank some delicious milk that made my farts smell even worse~hehehe~you can put your nose on my ass and smell my farts, I really don't mind~", she said, giggling and smiling happily. The first who put her nose on Samantha's ass was Rodinia. "Get ready, Rodinia, I'm about to fart on your nose~hehehe~MMMHHH!!!"
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"Aaahhh~it feels so relieving to let out~so, Rodinia, how does it smell?~", asked Samantha, giggling. Rodinia was knocked on the ground almost unconscious, and the smell was spreading throughout the stage, it was almost unbelievable how bad her fart smelled.
"Wow, the smell is suffocating... ugh...", said Mirovia, walking a few steps backwards, choking from the putrid stench even though she was smelling it at a distance.
"It's unbearable", said Boat, gagging, his eyes were watering.
"So, you two don't want to smell my farts?", said Samantha, a bit disappointed.
"Ugh.... no", said Mirovia, running away and rushing towards the outside of the building. She clearly preferred the rain of dead flies than the smell of Samantha's farts, and so did Boat, who took Rodinia on his back and ran towards the exit of the building as well.
"Oh, well... fine!", said Samantha, rolling her eyes, "Kxem, let's go back to the multiship and go somewhere else! The people here are cowardly and lame!"
Samantha, Kxem and the others walked towards the exit of the building. Outdoors it was still raining dead flies, and Â̜ and Frefa in particular were finding it really disgusting, but luckily the multiship was parked not too far away, and they entered the multiship and were ready for the next adventure.
"Anna, insert the coordinates of where the water of immortality is", said Kxem, with a confident smile on his face.
"Are you sure that's what you want, Kxem?", asked Anna, with a serious expression on her face.
"Yes, Anna, I am sure of it. Please, bring me to that place", said Kxem, and Anna inserted a cartridge on Kxem's coordinate reader, that will bring the multiship to where the water of immortality is.
"I'm taking you to Ever-Island, where the water of immortality is", said Anna.
"Thank you, Anna", said Kxem, smiling, "Finally, I'll be immortal. I was waiting for this moment"
This time there is no gassy fun in Samantha's bedroom, because after she drank that milk, her farts smell so bad that nobody wants to smell them anymore, not even Uli, and Samantha was thinking that was really lame and disappointing, but she didn't mind it too much. After all, that's a reasonable consequence of having incredibly smelly farts. After some time, the multiship finally landed on Ever-Island, and Kxem was really excited but also a bit nervous.
Kxem rushed outside the multiship, the water of immortality was very close, it was somewhere on the beach, and Kxem could immediately see it, contained by a majestic chalice. He ran towards it, and grasped the chalice with his hands. The other travellers walked towards him as well. Kxem had a strange expression on his face. He was shivering, and he looked very nervous.
"What's wrong, Kxem?", asked hÒllÓween, a bit confused.
"I... I am not sure if I really want this", said Kxem, looking very nervous, "now that I have the water of immortality at my fingertips, I can drink it and become immortal... but do I really want this?", he sighed, "I...", he tried to calm down, "No, this is not what I want", he said, walking back towards the multiship.
"Oh, I see", said Anna, nodding.
"That's a good choice, Kxem! Life is like a race, it's not about the end, it's about the distance you travel in that race, but you can't keep racing forever, there would be no point", said hÒllÓween, sharing some of his typical wisdom.
"You're right, hÒllÓween", said Kxem, sighing and walking back to his multiship. Everyone followed him back there.
"Why do all these turtles in this island look so weird?", asked Miyoko, curious.
"Those turtles wear the shells of people's former selves, that's why they look like that", explained Anna.
"Oh, okay, haha!", said Miyoko.
"Let's keep travelling and exploring Pan for the rest of our lives. A lifetime is more than enough to have fun with it!", said Kxem, with a smile in his face. He was glad he didn't drink from the water of immortality. As hÒllÓween said, participating in a race is fun, but you can't keep racing forever. There really would be no point in doing that. "There could be so many places where we could go, like the Kingdom of Drosor, where wearing yellow t-shirts is mandatory!", he said, having fun thinking about the places where he and his friends could go.
"Even in the shower?", asked Miyoko, curious.
"No, the shower is the only place where not wearing a t-shirt is allowed, but of course, you can't wear a t-shirt of any other color there", said Kxem.
"What about when two people have sex?", asked Miyoko.
"Yeah, people must wear yellow t-shirts while having sex, too", said Kxem.
"That sounds really uncomfortable, haha!", said Miyoko, laughing and having fun.
"It is, but everything you can think of exists somewhere in Pan!", said Kxem, laughing a bit, too. He really was having fun, "and of course, the Kingdom of Drosor is at war with the Republic of Murdakia. Who knows why!", said Kxem sarcastically, and laughing.
"It must be a secret to everyone, haha!", said Miyoko, sarcastically, and laughing too.
"Does anyone want to come to my bedroom to smell my farts? Come on! Pretty please?", asked Samantha with cute pretty eyes, and Uli was convinced to go to her bedroom and smell her farts, but David was not, remembering how awful her farts smelled earlier.
"Where will we go next?", asked Miyoko, curious.
"To a random place. There is no need for a destination, let's just live in the moment and have fun", said Kxem, smiling happy.
"Good idea!", said Miyoko, smiling and nodding.
The multiship landed on a random place, and Kxem walked through the hallway towards the door of Samantha's bedroom, he knocked to her door, ready to hold his breath because at this point he was expecting the nasty rotten smell of her farts to assault him again.
"Whoever it is, come in~", Samantha's voice could be heard from inside the room. Kxem took a deep breath and opened the door, and a wave of toxic fart fumes assaulted him and immediately made his eyes water.
"EUGH!!!", Kxem gagged immediately, even though he was trying his best to hold his breath, still some of the gas was entering his nostrils. Of course, his reaction made Samantha laugh her ass off, it never failed to make her laugh a lot. "Ugh...", Kxem tried to speak without gagging, barely managing to do so, "The multiship landed to a place", he said, running away from the hallway while Samantha was laughing even more.
The travellers exited the multiship and found themselves in a very strange place, it seemed very futuristic and high-technology. Miyoko had a strange expression on her face, a bit melancholic.
"This place... it looks strangely familiar...", said Miyoko, with a confused look on her face, "...but I've never actually been here before. What is this feeling?", she said, shaking her head and feeling confused, "Kxem, what is this place?", she asked.
"Let me check... oh wait, there's a sign", said Kxem, reading the sign out loud.
→→→ Vanilla Town, Artificial Intelligence Utopia ←←←
→→→ Formerly ruled by the Kingdom of Thyvelor ←←←