Description: this is a fart fetish story. This text is supposed to be translated from their original fictional language, so some lines might not make sense.
I just met a girl named Ellie, she seems to be a lovely person, just like every person here in the Sunshine Land. We walk around the streets and begin to chat. The sky is overcast and it's pretty cold, with the temperature hovering around 280 Kelvin.
"So, David, what do you like to do in your free time?", she asked, smiling gracefully. Her smile made me feel warm and fuzzy.
I
blushed
.
"I like to play videogames", I said, proudly. "Which kind of videogames?" - "RPG's" - "Cool! I love Frozen Quest!" - "Looks like we have something to talk about (I laugh friendly)"
We walk hand in hand and smile. I feel myself at ease and think about life.
"I like to see the stars at night and wonder what other worlds look like", I say.
"Me too! But what if there are worlds where suffering is the norm? Worlds where creatures are lonely and sad?", she said, worried.
"In my opinion, all our Universe is filled with happiness", I said.
She smiled and said that maybe I was right.
We keep walking holding each other's hands and look at the grey sky, I personally find this very relaxing and I hope she has the same opinion.
Life looks different depending on your perspective: if you think too much about death and illnesses, negative thoughts will haunt you, but life is made to be enjoyed, that's the purpose of life in my opinion. With everyone trying to make everyone else happy, I can't help but smile.
Everyone needs to be loved in one way or another, and the Sunshine Land has plenty of love. I asked Ellie for a hug and she squeezed me tight. I smile, it feels warm and wonderful. Everything is perfect here. A true friend is someone who metaphorically wipes your tears away, and I bet Ellie will be a true friend, I just need to wait until we become more than simple acquaintances, then my life will be more than perfect.
We sit on a chair outside and stay really close to each other. My heart is beating quite fast but somehow I still feel relaxed. I place my head on her shoulder and close my eyes while she plays with my hair. It feels awesome, and I'm positive we'll never quarrel: she's too kind to have any hate in her heart, and hate is rare anyway. I'm about to fall asleep, and it's weird how much I'm trusting her despite meeting her only today. I smile and feel happy, I love my life, everyday is joyful but today my heart is idiomatically melting.
We stay silent but with a smile in our faces, words aren't needed now, however, after something like 30 minutes, the caressing and relaxation ended and I felt blessed by her angelic hands. I got up with a rare kind of positive energy, held Ellie's hand and kept walking around the streets again. I was wondering things like why life exists, is there a superior being who created the Universe? We see It everyday, if God doesn't exist, then why do we see and feel things? It can't be an illusion!
"I wonder if there can exist a reality where the majority of humans deliberately make other humans suffer", I speculated.
"Well, I wonder if there exist other humans in our Universe", replied Ellie, "probably not", she added, "but perhaps aliens are there somewhere", she concluded.
Aliens?
"Do you think aliens would do such a thing?", I asked.
"I don't know, probably some would. Humans certainly do not", she said, smiling.
We walk hand in hand and I wonder if we'll ever reach other worlds. The Sunshine Land is our home, and it's blissful, sure, but I want to explore outer space, even though I know it's impossible as of now.
"Would you like living in another world?", I asked.
"No, I can't imagine a world better than this one" - "Neither can I, but I think it would be cool!" - "Are you unsatisfied of our world?" - "Not at all"
I smile and think about the endless possibilities our Universe has planned for us, if only we could reach another point in space, and what if there's other life beyond this reality? I hope someone will discover something to my interest during my lifetime.
I don't usually think about simple things, I like to think deeply about reality, perhaps I could be considered a philosopher. Of course, I like more down-to-earth aspects of life, too, such as going out my friends and having fun, but I can't seem to help the fact I also think about life through a deeper perspective. But maybe everyone's like me and they only appear to think in a simple way.
The running marathon of this city is having a lot of spectators, and everyone is supporting a runner [i.e. every person supports a different runner]. I'm not sure if I would have done the same. Maybe I should talk to Ellie about the fact I see everything in a deep way.
"Do you usually think deeply about reality?", I ask.
"No, not at all" - "Maybe I'm just weird, haha! (I laugh nervously)" - "No, you're totally cool!" - "Thanks"
My heart is beating fast 'cause anxiety. I think we shouldn't talk about these things. But why am I this shy?
She doesn't seem to mind my weirdness, though, so perhaps I can tell her more.
"Do you think the language we speak influences us in some way?", I ask.
"Sure! The voice in your head speaks your same language, after all", she answered, smiling.
I'm starting to love her even more than before.
"Do you think speaking an illogical language would make us think illogically?", I ask.
"That's for sure, if you can't express your ideas logically, your thinking skills would be reduced, but it's possible that people can be trained to think in a certain way, despite their language, though would require some effort"
"You are very smart, Ellie, I like your reasoning", I say, happy I have found the perfect girl for me.
She lightly blushed and held both my hands looking at my eyes. I hugged her and she hugged me back. Many people take such things for granted, but I'm always grateful for the smallest things.
"So, what shall we do now?", I ask, smiling.
"I don't know... life sure can be boring if you are smart and think a lot", she said.
"I indeed am (smart)", I say, not even knowing what to talk about, and having had more than enough of cuddling.
"You are", she said.
At this point, the conversation was becoming awkward, and the topics of our conversation were finishing.
"But you know what? Even though the feeling between us is getting awkward, I'm still really happy", I say.
She smiled but didn't say anything.
"It's a bad thing topics are limited", I say.
"Say a random noun, quick", she said.
"Airplane", I say, not knowing what she wanted to get into.
"We'll talk about airplanes", she said, with a proud looking smile.
"In which way?", I ask.
"Have you ever travelled by the means of airplane?", she asked.
"Yes, I went from here to Procedural Springs", I say, remembering how weird that city was, especially the houses and how people were dressed. I have to admit her idea of me saying a random noun is turning out better than I expected.
"Did you like that city?", she asked.
"It felt very unpredictable. Houses and the clothing people had on were all very different from the ones of here. I slightly liked it, but didn't feel myself at complete ease", I say.
"Please tell me more about the city 'Procedural Springs'", she said, smiling lovely as always.
"Houses were coloured in different ways, they also had weird geometrical shapes as decorations, and clothings were also coloured in weird ways, with the addition of unusual items such as cloaks and horned helmets. The weather is random and frost can occur anytime of the year, for this reason normal vegetation cannot grow there. The vegetation looked very exotic, in a way like nowhere else on this planet", I explain.
"Sounds awesome! I wish I could go there!", she said.
"We'll go there, one day, I promise", I say, smiling.
"That's great!" - "Have you ever travelled by the means of airplane?" - "No, I've never travelled outside of here, but I wish I will soon!" - "I'll take you to Procedural Springs later this year" - "I'm so happy"
She looked very excited to go to such an exotic city, and I understand her feelings. I didn't expect that talking about airplanes would mean more time spent with her. I look at the grey sky and everything about this day is perfect. I couldn't ask for better things than this. Now that the entire surface of our planet has been mapped and documented, I feel somewhat bored. I need to explore, and I wish there was something more than our world where we could afford to go to. Nonetheless, I'm not feeling trapped inside a cage, for this planet is too large to be defined a cage. Now my hope is that Procedural Springs won't be too different from the last time, during the time me and Ellie will visit it. I'm glad I can find my haven in fictional realities, where possibilities are limitless, at least new content is created daily there.
The current temperature feels slightly cold to me, and my hands are starting to get numb, so quite soon I'll be asking Ellie if we can go inside somewhere. It shouldn't be that hard to ask, I'll just tell her the truth, as it's far from being embarrassing. Perhaps we'll go to a restaurant, or somewhere else inside, who knows. I'd really like to go somewhere to eat fried potatoes, I think they're so delicious. It's time to ask her to go somewhere inside.
"Can we go somewhere inside now? I'm feeling cold", I asked.
"Sure! We can go to my house and play a brand new space sim game! We'll have fun, trust me!", she said.
"Fine", I said, and started following Ellie, as she was presumably taking me to her house.
I wonder what her house looks like, maybe it's as visually appealing as her. We walk for 7 minutes and suddenly, Ellie stops.
"This is my house, come in and please feel comfortable", she said, smiling as a sign of hospitality.
"I will feel comfortable indeed", I said, smiling back.
So, we both entered Ellie's house and it was beautiful, full with decorations and uplifting paintings. In the living room was her FunPort 7, with at least 100 videogames pre-installed, including the brand new space sim game she was talking about earlier.
"Shall we play?", she asked.
"Oh... yes, please", I said.
I was confident about the fact I was good at videogames, so we started playing the space sim. It was basically a walk simulator where you could walk on randomly generated planets. It gave me a haunting sense of solitude, as I was practically playing as the only living being in that game.
"This game will give me a really bad depression, let's stop it here. Let's play something where I can interact with other living beings, I don't want to be lonely inside a videogame", I said.
"I'm sorry this game has been unpleasant to you, we can play a city simulator!", she said, supposing that it will make me feel better.
"What is that?", I ask, then she selected the game without even explaining.
Now I understand. It's very similar to the last game. It's still a walk simulator, but this time you can walk through randomly generated cities with randomly generated people wearing, again, randomly generated clothing. Not to talk about the randomly generated weather and vegetation
"But... this... looks exactly like Procedural Springs!", I said, surprised.
"Not really, the trees are different. But yes, everything else is the same. I wonder what is the secret of Procedural Springs, and I want to go there, definitely!", she said, enthusiastic about that city as always.
I've been to that city, and while it felt creepy, I didn't have the feeling the city itself held secrets of any sort, but what if she was right? What if there was something really disturbing that created that city? People also didn't act naturally, I felt like their personalities were... randomly generated? Could it be? No! I'm just delusional, it's a city like every other! But we both have to go there in order to know what are the unique aspects of that misteryous place.
"We will go", I say.
"Thank you", she replied, smiling
I try another game, this time a shooting one, but it's not making me feel happy, quite the opposite, killing zombies makes me feel gloomy inside. Then I try another game, it's another walk simulator, but this time the city is not randomly generated and I can actually do things. I keep playing for a lot of time, but I'm not getting tired of playing videogames, as this console is really fun and the game choice was well made in my opinion. Of course these games are quite old fashioned and retro-looking: modern games are expensive, therefore, in order to save money, they use games that were made in less than one week. It's okay to me, though, also, it's not just the games that are making me feel good, there's also this comfy atmosphere that is making me feel relaxed and calm, not to mention that the fact that it's warm here makes me feel even better.
"Do you want to drink some tea?", she asked.
"No, thanks, I don't like tea", I admit.
I like that she cares about me, and perhaps I should tell her what I feel, but would that be appropriate? I don't know, really, although she requested me to feel comfortable.
"I like that you care about me", I say, smiling.
"You're sweet", she said, coming near me and then hugging me.
"This is a good day, probably the best day of the year so far", I say, proud to be near a girl as nice as Ellie.
"Is it because of me?", she asked, happy in advance.
"Yes, you're making me feel happy and loved", I said, with a pleased face.
"Do you want to eat or drink anything?", she asked.
"Some lemon juice in a bottle with at least 500 ml of capacity, and the bottle should at least be half full with lemon juice and only with lemon juice", I said.
"Alright, let me see if I can meet your criteria", she said, looking for fruit juices in her fridge.
"Got it!", she said, handing me an almost full unopened one liter bottle containing a mixture of 30% lemon juice and 70% water.
"Thank you", I said, opening the bottle and drinking some of the content. "It tastes delicious!", I add.
I keep trying more videogames: some are really fun to play for example there's a game where you have to drive a car and complete the track in less than two minutes, that's fun. I keep getting better and now I made it in 2 minutes and 15 seconds. A bit more practice and I will surely be able to win, even though I won't get any bragging rights, because this game is almost completely unknown, as it's made by an amateur programmer and the only place where this has been released is the obscure console called FunPort 7. Kept trying, and finally, I made it in one minute and 58 seconds! I won! I read somewhere that videogames are beneficial to the brain because they improve coordination. They surely are, as I feel like my brain is elaborating informations faster than before, and this happen everytime I get better at any game.
I tried more than 20 games, then I turned the console off.
"Taking a break?", asked Ellie.
"No, no more videogames for today, they're getting boring after a while", I said.
"What else do you want to do?" - "I don't know, maybe... cuddling?" - "Oh, okay (smiles)"
There's another thing I want to do instead of cuddling, but it's far too embarrassing to even think about it, so I'm going to prepare myself psychologically and eventually ask her, but it will surely be very difficult and I don't know how to handle demanding such a request.
"Okay then, you can place your arm around my shoulders", she said, explaining me how she likes to be cuddled. I'm not by any means an expert at cuddling, but I think I can do it the way she likes. We keep cuddling and I start to get sleepy. It feels really good but, despite that, my life still feel incomplete if my other wish remains unfulfilled, it would be like drinking and eating but not sleeping. Today is my only chance to make my secret desire come true, it's now or never.
"Would you like it if I gently touch your back?", she asked.
"Sure! Please do it", I said, waiting for the good feelings that come with it.
I have to wait for the very appropriate time when I will be able to ask her whether she could do that thing. I'm wondering how she will react to me requesting such a weird thing, but I have to try, because if I don't say that, then it's "no", if I say that, it could be either "no" but also "yes". We're still cuddling and I don't know what's the right moment to ask that to her. Is now the right moment or should I wait? The cuddling makes me feel good, but it's not enough. I don't mean the intensity of the pleasure is not enough, far from it, it's the lack of another more desired type of pleasure that is ruining my entire life. Whatever, I'm preparing my own speech in order to save it for later, I don't want to get caught unprepared and stuttering, so I mentally display all the possible outcomes, but, being as pessimist as I am, I focus on the worst case scenarios, such as Ellie not being my friend anymore just because I asked her such a bizarre request.
The speech is ready.
My heart is beating faster, my breathing becomes heavier and my throat gets dry, while I feel a knot in my stomach. My heart
is beating
much
faster.
faster...
faster.........
My head gets heavy and my mind confused as I try to pronounce that infamous sentence I had planned since a few minutes ago.
"Ellie, I... have to tell you something", I say, with my heart beating so fast I feel like I'm going to pass out. No, I cannot tell her.
"You can tell me anything", she said, smiling.
"I'm feeling cold, can you bring me a warm blanket?", I said.
"Looks like you're suddenly feeling unwell, can I check your temperature?", she asked, worried.
"Oh no, it's nothing, trust me, it's just... well... it's not a fever, it's something caused by emotions", I explain, telling her the truth but omitting most details.
"Negative or positive emotions?", she asked, worried.
"Ehhh... you know, kinda hard to explain, I consider them to be negative now, but this same feeling will be positive later", I explained the truth, but was intentionally vague.
"It's a good thing your perception will change soon", she said, with a light smile.
My heartbeat almost returned back to my average, so I'm calm now. How can I ask her? I'm going to have a heart stroke if I dare to tell her, but on the other hand, if I don't tell her now, my life will be incomplete for the rest of its own existence. My troath is dry, so I drink some lemon juice to make me feel better again. I think I'm getting near it, I think my dream will come true in a matter of minutes, I just have to calm down and think rationally weighting the probabilities of all the possible outcomes. What is the probability of us two not being friends anymore? Too high, in my opinion, too likely. And to make it worse, I'm not sure what's her opinion about this kind of things. Everything is uncertain, and the quality of my life depends on this choice I'll make, and also on WHEN I'll make the choice.
I try to breathe calmly but at the thought I'm going to request such a thing, I'm already getting nauseated and all the symptoms I had earlier reappeared. My "fever" returned. I wait for the right moment to tell her but a stress-induced heartburn prevents me from talking. Sure as death, I can't directly tell her what I want without the premise I'm embarrassed about asking that to her. I breathe calmly but my heartbeat is not going back to normal and the knot in my stomach is getting increasingly thicker as I know the feared moment is coming. As soon as I'll tell her, nothing will be the same, never again. The right moment is now, I tell myself, because later will be too late. I prepare the speech inside my mind and I have the replies planned for any bad outcome. I must not wait, not a minute longer, I get psychologically ready to unleash this beast of a request.
I'm ready.
"Ellie, I have to tell you something, but first, promise me not to judge me, not to tell anyone and that we'll stay friends", I said, trying to activate a metaphorical shield.
"I promise", she said, smiling.
"Well, it's a very embarrassing request I have to do", I admitted.
"What could it be? We're friends", she tried to remind me.
"I know, I know, but... our life will never be the same again after I'll tell you this", I say.
Now, she was looking at me and I was feeling extremely ill, saying that sentence now would have me die by heart attack.
"Can you fart on my face?", I said, quickly regretting it.
Strangely, my health parameters went back to normal and I was feeling wonderful. Currently waiting for her answer.
"I can, but at one condition", she said.
"Which one?", I asked her, curious.
"If you book a flight to Procedural Springs for me and you scheduled for tomorrow, then I'll fart on your face. And since I'm a good girl, you only ticket you have to pay is yours, I'll pay mine", she said, smiling.
Amazing! My dream is only a dozen clicks away! I use my mobile phone and book a flight for two to Procedural Springs. I pay 200 coins for the flight and she added her money to it.
"So, tomorrow we'll go tooo... PROCEDURAL SPRINGS! YAY!", she shouted full of joy, while watching some photos of that uncanny city.
"Done! Now, can you fart on me?", I ask, impatiently.
"I don't have to fart right now, I'm sorry, maybe later", she said, perhaps feeling guilty.
"Don't worry, I understand", I said, switching the console on again.
I play some more games waiting for Ellie to fart on my face. I wonder if she's really going to do it or just trolling me. I really hope she wasn't joking when she said she accepted my request, because if that's not true, if she won't fart on my face, it will hurt my feelings so bad I won't be able to even think. The suffering would be too much to handle. I can't wait so know how her farts smell like. I really love the smell of girls' farts, even though I've never smelled any. It's illogical, right? But when you know you'll like something, you'll likely like something like that.
The scenes of Ellie farting on my face play inside my mind, as this fact is imminent. Finally, today my dream comes true! I can't believe that my suffering is finally over, and that finally I can feel this kind of pleasure on my nose. I really wonder what it smells like when a girl farts on your face. I'm really excited for this new experience, but at the same time, I'm so hyped about it the wait is metaphorically killing me, like when you're waiting for a new game to be released, I'm waiting for Ellie to release some farts on my face. I know I've already said that but, wonderful, everything that I always wished will come true. I'll be grateful and thank Ellie as soon as she will fart on my face, for she is the best girl I've ever met, ready to fulfill my darkest wishes. I'm still waiting for the moment to come, though, as she doesn't seem to be gassy right now, but everyone farts at least 10 times a day, so the moment will surely come.
[FATAL ERROR]
The console suddenly crashed, so I tried to turn it back on, but to no avail.
"I'm sorry Ellie, I broke your console", I said, feeling guilty.
"You didn't break my console, you have to recharge it, look", she said, inserting a USB drive into the TV.
"Thank Nature", I said, feeling relieved.
Now that I have to wait for the console to be recharged, I have no means to entertain myself, and I grow more impatient as time passes. Half an hour has passed since she promised she would fart on my face but still nothing happened. I suppose she doesn't have to fart, but that's understandable, since farts don't come at will. I wonder how it will feel like: countless years spent frustrated at this not being a reality, and now that this is indeed a reality, I'm really looking forward to smell Ellie's farts, that's all I want at the moment, more than anything else, which right now doesn't matter.
I wait but nothing happens, and I start getting sad. I think that perhaps it will not happen today, and I'm already having an emotional ache: I want it to happen today! And what if she already farted 10 times and she won't have to fart anymore for the entire rest of the day? I'm already feeling bad, and stop smiling. Is this what they call "sadness"? It truly feels unpleasant, I think around a year has passed since I felt this sad. Basically, last year there was one day, such as I was so lonely. Everyone was busy doing something else and I felt ignored. Now, this feeling is different that the one of a year ago but still, I feel as sad, if not sadder, than that day, just differently. There's no light of hope, only darkness and pain haunt my mind with thoughts of desperation. This world is not made for me, it's made for boring people who don't mind the absence of pleasant olfactory stimulations, everyone ignores the sense of smell and ditches it for tactile stimulations such as cuddling but what about smell? It's a sense like the others! I feel so bad I feel the world falling in pieces and my soul is rotting in a metaphorical hell made of torment and h...
"David, I have to fart, put your nose in my ass, quick!", she said, looking hurried and pulling her panties down.
I felt my heartbeats running faster but I don't have time to explain: I immediately put my nose on Ellie's anus and she released a small hot fart.
PFT.
I inhaled it with all my might, but a horrible truth suddenly revealed: her farts didn't smell.
"Ellie...", I said, on the verge of crying.
"Is there something wrong?", she asked.
"Yes, your fart... has no smell, like, at all", I said, sad.
"I'm sorry, but I can't control their smell. I'm really sorry to have disappointed you", she said, seemingly worried about my sadness.
My world has turned upside down, I feel broken, shattered, falling in pieces, my emotions are getting number and this deadly mix of feelings is going to kill me. For real, perhaps. I don't know what to do: this was my only chance to smell a fart from a girl, and I got a girl who does odorless farts. The horror. I lie down on the carpet and tears involuntarily fall from my eyes. I start sobbing and Ellie came near to me and gave me a back rub.
"I'm sorry, do you want to smell something else? Maybe it will be stinkier", she said, trying to make me smile.
"No, I only like farts", I say, teary.
"I'm really sorry to have disappointed you, trust me, I am. Maybe cuddling will make you feel a bit better", she said, and I accepted her cuddles. She gave me a back rub, scratched my arm and scalp, and gave me kisses on my cheeks. I'm feeling a bit better, but this is just a tactile pleasure, I want to feel an olfactory pleasure, and that's different. My life will always be incomplete and I don't think I want to live anymore, but I will not kill myself, because there might be opportunities to get to smell another girl's stinky farts. I know it's not Ellie's fault, okay? I don't hate her, it's just that she's not able to give me what I need. I feel like my nose isn't getting stimulated enough, I feel like my sense of smell is empty. Have you ever craved for a certain feeling? To receive a hug, to eat a particular fruit, to listen to a certain song... and what do you feel if you crave them and don't get it? I'm feeling the same thing now, and I'm feeling hopeless, I think I'm going to be depressed and stop living a normal life because everything is...
"I have another fart coming! Put your nose in my ass again!", she said, sounding excited about this.
I unenthusiastically put my nose on her anus again and she farted. It was a silent flow of hot air.
PSSSFFFTTT
I smelled it and coughed a bit, wow! It really stunk! I regained my happiness and kept smelling until the smell was gone.
"It was delicious!", I say, happy.
"Did it stink?", she asked, curiously.
"Yes! Yes! It stunk a lot!", I said, happy like a hungry child who's been given a cheeseburger.
"That's good! I hope you'll have lots of fun today!", she said, smiling gently.
I smile and think about how beautiful life is. Having a girl who farts on your face is the best thing ever, it's even much better than cuddling! I'm so happy and want to experience this everyday.
"Can we do this everyday?", I ask, happy.
"Sure! But first we have to go to Procedural Springs! And that will be tomorrow!", she reminded me.
"It's okay if I'm with you", I said, blowing an air kiss.
"Thanks", she said, smiling and physically hugging me.
It feels good to be alive. And it makes sense, since death is so painful, it means that life is pleasant. Or perhaps the problem is just the transition.
"Lay down on the couch, I think I'm getting super gassy", said Ellie, but with a warning tone. What was the underlying meaning of that tone?
I lay on the couch and Ellie sits on my face with her butthole touching my nose. It was going to be awesome!
PSSSFFFTTT
This one was a bit too putrid for my tastes but I inhaled it all the same. Awesome, what a stench.
I wait for the next fart, she said she was probably going to get super gassy and I really hope she's gonna blow fart after fart on my now captured nose.
"My nose belongs to your ass now, you can blast all the farts you want into my poor nose", I said, actually meaning it.
"Okay", she said, happily.
PSSSFFFBBBRRRTTT
This one made a bit of noise but it smelt deadly nonetheless. This day is simply perfect, I'm loving every single moment of this treatment. It's like she's taking a really good care of my nose, curing all my emotional aches with a strong intoxicating but pleasant smell.
PSSSFFFTTT
The smell of this last fart was strong enough to make my eyes water. I can really say my nose is getting the stimuli I need now.
PBBBFFFTTT
Now, this one was overwhelmingly rancid, I don't think I can smell this one. I tried to take a small whiff but was about to throw up. No, no, these smells are stimulating my nose a bit too much now, I tried to tell her but...
PBBBFFFRRRTTT
Her fart went right inside my nostrils, making me dry retch as the smell was simply too strong to take.
"Ellie, your farts are too smelly*", I say, trying to get her ass off my face.
*Note: it doesn't rhyme in their language
She just laughed and told me:"You asked for it, now you take it like a real man"
PFFFBBBTTT
She took my arms to prevent me from escaping and I thought I was about to die from toxic fumes. I didn't think being face farted was going to be that stinky. But, somehow, I want to repeat this experience everyday: there is something attractive about smelling a girl's farts I can't even explain.
PSSSFFFBBBTTT
Yuck! But this doesn't mean I'm not suffering from the vile stench right now. It's hard to explain what it smells like. I like it, even though it's hot and it absolutely reeks to stay under her ass when she farts. It makes me want to puke and happy at the very same time. Oh, what a contrasting feeling, but honestly I didn't think it would smell this bad, I thought the smell was going to be very mild but boy was I wrong. It looked like she stopped farting and the smell of her last fart was gone so I kept breathing normally but suddenly...
PFFFSSS
A small deadly stinker went into my nostrils and made me feel a little dizzy. I breathed normally this time and smelling a fart this strong is indeed very pleasant and very gag-inducing at the same time: a mix of opposite feelings, combined with each other to create something unique. I'm really looking forward to do this again everyday, I'm sure I will get used to the smell in a few days! This day is the perfection: I've never felt so many different emotions in one day. Still under her ass, I acknowledge this is the most pleasant experience of my life and I can't feel any better than this, as this is the perfection and nothing can be greater than this. Everything is so good I can't even believe it, but it's happening today in real life! I'm so happy this is finally a reality!
The feeling of her ass skin on my nose is awesome, on a touch perspective, it feels very smooth and soft, and on a smell perspective, it smells mild when she doesn't fart but it can get intensely brimstone-like when she farts, leaving me breathless. Things sure have gotten super stinky today, but it wasn't that bad, and I want to repeat the experience everyday for the rest of my life, because even though some of her farts make me want to throw up, it still feels really pleasant indeed.
PSSSFFFTTT
This fart caught me by surprise, I really wasn't expecting it. Luckily, it didn't smell that bad, even though it was still really concentrated.
"I think I don't have anymore coming", she said, getting her ass off my face and smiling at me.
"So, did you like it?", she asked.
"Yes, Ellie. It was super intense", I said, remembering how bad her farts stunk.
"I'm glad you liked it. We can do this every single day", she said, smiling.
I'm so happy of this thing, my life is now complete.
"Thank you so much, I'm so grateful to you because of what you're doing. I always knew you were the right girl for me", I said, happily.
"I tend to have the worst smelling gas in the morning. Come at my house tomorrow at 4:30 A.M. if you want to smell it", she said.
I'm so happy I think I'm going to explode.
"Sure I'll do it!", I said.
I turned the console on and started playing videogames again, I've only tried 32 videogames so far on this console, and I wonder if one day I'll have tried them all. Of course, these games are made in less than one week, but still, they are very fun to play. I suppose half of these games have randomly generated content. It's fun, but it's different than having the content created manually. I also suppose future games will use randomly generated content more in order to give the illusion of vastity. Most games on the FunPort 7 are infinite, meaning you can't beat them and they go on until you lose.
I'm playing a game where you shoot at randomly generated enemies in randomly generated maps using randomly generated weapons. The difficulty is hard, but an easier version has been made, though pretty limited. I'm getting a bit frustrated with losing anyway so I change the game and put a more relaxing one where you just walk and cannot die. That is the game number 55. You can chat with other people in that game and that made me feel a lot better, because being able to talk with someone surely helps. Then I play another videogame that has co-op multiplayer and I play with Ellie. Such a good and cozy feeling to play videogames with a person you have a really good relationship with. I'm feeling a wonderful emotion and even though our house is pretty cold (290 Kelvin), I feel warm and cozy, especially due to the grey sky, and the weak sunlight filtered through the windows created a blissfully relaxing atmosphere. I look at outside the windows and smile. Am I in heaven yet? Today has been awesome!
"I've got another fart! You know what to do", she said, pulling her panties down like earlier. Again, I put my nose on her ass and wait to get blasted.
PSSSFFFTTT
"This one doesn't smell at all, but don't worry, it can happen", I said, satisfied by today's experience.
"Did you like smelling my farts today?", she asked, to which I replied "Sure I did".
Looks like she ran out of gas for today, but it doesn't matter, because today's experience has been very satisfying and I'm looking forward to more in the next days. My life is very complete now and I'm glad I can indulge in my wishes thanks to a girl like Ellie who pleases me about everything I want. But now it's time to stop talking about farts and time to enjoy videogames and other things. I'm not getting tired of playing and discovering new games, because 128 games is surely a high number and it's almost impossible that I will be able to play them all today. All my melancholy has gone, now I'm as happy as ever, and these videogames are helping me remember things better associating both.
I drink some more lemon juice to celebrate all these awesome events and keep playing. Now, I'm playing an awesome RPG game but, you know, a game that belongs to this genre takes so much to be completed and I'm still at level 1. I defeat some enemies so I get more experience points that will cause my character to level-up. I'm having so much fun and this game was made in a total time of 18 hours, so probably a week of work. Wow, it feels much more complex than what one would expect from such a quickly made game. My inventary has already 2 items: x5 potions and a copper key. I suppose the key will open some door later in the game. For now, I shall defeat some evil dwarves who plague the enchanted forest. So far so good. The graphics isn't that good but at least I can understand what's going on unlike the earliest games that looked extremely pixelated. This game is totally cool and kudos to the developer! Probably the best game I've tried so far in the FunPort 7.
"Is there another bottle containing lemon juice in your fridge?", I asked.
"I don't know", she said.
"Please check", I requested.
She checked the fridge and, to my surprise, she had another bottle containing lemon juice.
"It's so delicious", I say, feeling thirsty. You know, lemon is my life.
All my pain and frustrations are gone, now I have a true friend who makes me happy. I need nothing more than this, I could live like this forever.
var myhappiness = 0
if ellie = fartsinmyface then _
myhappiness = myhappiness + stinklevel
if stinklevel >= 16 then i = willpuke
goto line 2
sub end
What more will life give me? I don't care, I already have everything I want, and I hope this condition will last forever, because being satisfied is what we all seek and we try to make it last as long as possible. Ellie's farts are even much smellier than what I find satisfying so it's good. It feels like breathing in the ethereal gases found in heaven.
I keep playing the RPG game and achieved Level 4. This game has a few bits of randomly generated content but most of it is created manually. I can't believe it has been created in just 18 hours of development! It feels huge, but probably it's because of those few parts where content is generated randomly. As soon as I reach level 5, I feel like I'm able to explore the forest further away, wherein more dangerous enemies are located. Heading in for the next town there are some dangerous plants which deal damage if I'm too close to them. I try to defeat some more dangerous enemies and I win, but my HP's are very low so I need to use a potion which, luckily, I can use outside of battle unlike some other games. I need to go to an inn and recharge myself, then I can fight again. I make sure to buy lots of potions and then go to the journey. I fight several enemies and then finally arrived to the next town, where people act a bit weird. It reminds me of Procedural Springs so I giggle a little bit.
"Do you want me to cook some food?", asked Ellie.
"Sure, which subset of food?", I ask.
"Boiled carrots", she said, smiling.
"I speculate that I will like it", I say.
She starts cooking boiled carrots and I wait by playing game number 63, which is the RPG I was playing earlier.
This new town has a very creepy atmosphere and one NPC has asked me if I could collect some -Magic Herb- for her. Is she a witch? I take part of this mission and go seek the -Magic Herb- in the enchanted forest. I found it, but a battle appeared. It was a glitchy monster, and when I finally defeated it, the game restarted. I was level 1 again. I was getting frustrated but decided to play it again, this time without searching for the -Magic Herb-. This time, though, the game was different, textures had unnatural colors, the grass, I could tell it was RGB (32; 64; 128) i.e. a dark blue that was unnatural for grass. Some trees vanished as I approached them and all enemies had 65,535 HP compared to around 10 as they did earlier. I quit every battle and went directly to the next town, where the girl appeared as a flying witch. I approached her and she shrunk me until I was 10 centimeters tall, then put me inside on the ground and I was eaten by a cat.
GAME OVER
I restarted the game with my last save, and thankfully I was at level 5. Very weird scene, I didn't know this game contained such scenes!
I kept playing as usual and went back to the new town. She was a normal girl again, but this time I ignored her and proceeded to do some other missions. I bought a sword and proceeded to exit the town, but that girl was blocking the entrance.
"I need a -Magic Herb-, could you please go and find it for me?", she said. I said:"Yes" not to anger her and went out on my mission. I was presumably safe from her, and tried to adventure further away, in an icy region named "Eveq". Here the monsters are very powerful and I eventually lost. I awakened in a dark cave and couldn't find the way out. I opened a door with the -Copper Key- and a monster started chasing me. I ran really fast and hid in a closet waiting for that monster to go away, then I exited the closet and carefully planned a way out. I found the exit door but I needed a -Bronze Key- to open it, and in the meanwhile I heard some growling nearby. I hid in the closet again and then searched for the -Bronze Key-. Found it! There was a problem, though, the monster was blocking the exit. I killed it with my sword behind its back. I exited, and everything seems strangely calm. I fled from the enemies and went back to Eveq, there I found a wizard who casted a good spell on me. I was immortal for the next 20 minutes of game time. I took advantage of it to go to the next town and defeat powerful enemies to reach Level 8, which was... the last level? This looked like the end of the game, beaten in 144 minutes. Such a lame game, now I understand why it only took 18 hours to make! Only 3 towns? Really? But I do have to admit it was fun.
"The boiled carrots are ready", said Ellie, and I went to eat.
I started eating them, they tasted good.
"They taste good to me", I said.
"That's good", she said, smiling.
After we finished eating, we sat on the couch and cuddled again.
"What a beautiful day", I said, happily.
"I'm glad you're liking it, and to make it better, everyday will be like this, or would you get bored?", she asked.
"Of course I won't get bored! Do you ever get bored of eating or showering? Smelling your farts will be a daily routine from now on, and I'm so happy because of this", I said, proudly.
"You're right", she said, placing her head on my shoulder.
From now on, I'll be very happy, and I'll say goodbye to negative emotions. This is the best thing that happened to me in my entire life and I thank Gaia for she has given me the opportunity to live a satisfying life. I've lived badly before, but now this is the everlasting Heaven I deserve. Thank you, Ellie, you're my angel. Thank you so much.
I'm almost crying, but I should be strong and hold my tears. It's a feeling that is difficult to explain, but in simple words: it's a serene feeling of calm and bliss, like seeing a light that will guide you through your journey into the lack of pain, it's warm and nothing else shines so bright. I'm feeling relaxed and sleepy, so I lay down on the couch with Ellie near me and sleep. She might be sleeping as well. Even though I'm still thinking, I'm falling asleep. The best sleep of my life, and the Sun is also setting soon, this means it will probably be dark when we'll wake up. Good night.
I wake up, it's dark, and Ellie's hugging me tight. I smile and keep laying down on the couch to have some precious closed-eyes time. Then, I need to walk. I let myself go from her hug and then turn the console on and keep playing videogames. Now I'm playing a standard 16-bit platform game, it doesn't seem anything too weird. This kind of games really remind me of my childhood, but now it's not the time to have reminiscence of those almost dark times. Well, I lived a happy life, except for the fact no girl farted on my face, but now my life is perfect and I feel undescrivable emotions. Now it's time to enjoy life fully, and hope this is going to last forever. Or at least, until I... no, I don't want that to happen. The thought one day everything will be wiped out from my existence scares me, and also makes me really sad. Should I tell this to Ellie? I want to enjoy my life while it lasts, but what will I do when it will become too late? I feel like everyday I'm one day closer to the end, but I need to do so many things! It doesn't matter that much, anyway, if my life is going to be awesome, I can die without regrets. Dying with regrets might be one of the worst things, and I don't want that to happen. But I can feel, that the rest of my life will be painless and satisfying, so I'm feeling blessed. Everything is going to be okay, that's for sure. I have everything I need here, this is my newfound shelter.
Ellie just woke up and greeted me with a smile, what a nice way to start an evening! Still, I feel like something is missing.
"Ellie, I'm feeling sad", I said, in a serious way.
"Why?", she asked, looking worried.
"I just realized, that today is the perfect day, but still, I'm feeling unhappy. I received so much from you but gave nothing to you. I'm so selfish, I'm sorry", I said, starting to cry.
Ellie hugged me.
"Your happiness is the best reward for me. You deserve everything I have given to you", she said.
Suddenly, I felt a warm tingle down my spine. She's an angel. This is a heart-melting moment and I'm so happy again.
"And, by the way, you're taking me to my favourite city tomorrow, so we're even", she said with a gentle smile.
Everything is going so well, I wonder if I'll get sad again like a minute ago. I shouldn't get sad during these beautiful moments, so I try to calm down and smile. Nothing can go wrong now, I'm pretty sure, and by the way, I'm not useless, I've helped making people feel better in the past so I think it's fine.
"Do you remember the old cartoons such as The Adventures of Bernard & Molly?", Ellie asked.
A wave of nostalgia swept my brain.
"Sure, those were the good old times. The cartoons that are being broadcasted lately don't give me the same feelings as those you mentioned. Now it feels like things aren't as simple anymore", I said, nostalgic about the past and when cartoons were actually good.
"Do you ever feel like your past was better than your current life?", she asked.
"I do. But now I remember that my life is actually much better now. You know, as a kid I had lots of friends, watched lots of good cartoons, played lots of good videogames, had so many adventures in my friends' backyards, and much more, I have so many childhood memories but you know what? I think I prefer it now, because I have you now, and I'm feeling calm", I explained.
"Sure, things tend to get less interesting or exciting as you grow up. When you are young, everything you like seems the best thing ever. It happened to me, too. Now I have less friends too, do less interesting things and have less exciting memories. But today I experienced something new thanks to you", she said, smiling.
I smiled back and felt good. Today I have felt an extensive range of feelings, which is both good and bad. Now that my feelings are good and stable, I can enjoy the rest of my journey, speaking of which, tomorrow will start a new. To Procedural Springs we go.
I played a very melancholic post-rock/shoegaze song.
"What is this for?", asked Ellie.
"I like this song, I remember I used to listen to this when I was very sad. It helped", I said.
"And why are you listening to this now?", she asked.
"To remind myself the dark times are over", I explained.
"They sure are over. It's okay now", she said, hugging me, and with this music in the background I feel the need to cry. Today is the most beautiful day of my life.
"Please, keep hugging me, it feels comforting", I said.
She smiled and kept hugging me. I really liked the love I got from her. She paused the music and hugged me again.
"It feels better with no music", she said.
And it was true, I could hear her heartbeat and her breathing. It was super comforting I didn't even know what to say or how to explain that feeling, I just let myself go and enjoyed every part of it. Sure thing I was calm and happy, but I still needed lots more of her hugs, because I wasn't totally calm to be honest.
Around 30 seconds have passed, and she's still hugging me, giving me all the comfort I need.
I cried.
"Do you want me to wipe your tears away with a fresh cloth?", she asked.
How embarrassing.
"Okay", I said, awkwardly.
"Come with me, I don't want you to be alone", she said, taking me with her.
She took a cloth and requested me to sit down.
"I will make you feel better, I promise", she said, rubbing my head.
"You're an angel", I said, crying.
"Thank you. I appreciate your words really much", she said, wiping my tears away as I cry even more.
"You're an awesome person, Ellie. I wish everyone was like you", I said, crying.
She kept wiping my tears away and I was feeling much better. These were not tears of sadness, but rather, tears of a melancholic kind of joy. I felt touched by all these moments and by Ellie's kindness towards me.
"I have a favour to ask you", I said.
"You can ask me anything", she said, smiling.
"I want to go to a park with you and walk together with you hand in hand, tomorrow morning, before the flight to Procedural Springs", I said.
She smiled.
"Sounds very pleasant", she said, touching my shoulder.
"I feel better now, now I want to go outside with you and then I'll go to sleep. Today has been really intense", I said.
"Sure, let's go outside", she said, smiling and opening the main door.
"Today I have felt so many emotions, both good and bad, I've never felt so emotional in my entire life. It does indeed feel good to have emotions, even bad ones, it's like an inner sense that activates when triggered", I said.
"Were those bad emotions because of me?", she asked.
"Yes, but they were not your fault, let's go outside now", I said, going outside while holding Ellie's hand.
The temperature outside was pretty cold, a chilly 275 Kelvin, but it didn't matter.
There were still many people outside and I wanted to explain something to Ellie.
"Please don't tell anyone that you [unspecified verb] in my face, that would be too embarrassing", I said.
"Don't worry, that will be our little secret", she said, smiling.
"Thank you", I said, smiling and holding each other's hands while walking.
"I wonder what this adventure is going to bring us", I said, curious.
"We'll go to Procedural Springs and then we can relax, don't worry", she said, calmly.
"Will you still be doing the thing you did to me today? If you know what I mean", I said.
"Yes, I will [unspecified verb] in your face again", she said, looking at me, smiling and hugging me.
My nose has been really happy today, and will be happy for what I hope to be many years to come. The fresh stench of Ellie's farts makes me feel really good, even though sometimes they really stink, to the point they can be unbearable, but that's where the fun lies in. It wouldn't be fun if her farts were mildly stinky: I need really intense smells from a fart otherwise I'm not happy. I and Ellie keep walking through the streets and the darkness makes me feel at ease, like the world is more interesting at night. Metaphorically, I've lived in darkness for all these years but now I can see a warm light that comforts me. That light is Ellie. She's the purest angel I've ever met, she doesn't seem to have any evil in her heart, she's only a good person that cares about others. Let be honest here, if I asked another girl to fart on my face, very high chances are that she would have refused. But Ellie's different, Ellie is extremely kind and I want to be friends with her for the rest of my life.
"What do you consider this day to be like?", I asked.
"Pleasantly unusual", she replied.
"Which emotions did you feel?", I asked.
"Honestly, not many, but I was indeed worried for you when you cried", she said.
"Hey... don't say out loud that I cried", I said.
"Okay, I'm sorry for that" - "Don't worry. Anyway, the flight is scheduled for tomorrow at noon. Is it okay if we meet at 4:30 A.M.?" - "Sure, I'll pack everything I need, how long will we be staying?" - "A week"
We were walking for about 15 minutes at this point, and we liked walking so we kept doing that. I wanted to look at the stars but the sky was overcast so I couldn't see them. I let out some breath clouds (that were visible because of the low temperature) and giggled. Ellie did some breath clouds, too. We kept holding each other's hands and also walking. I remember when I and my friends used to tell each other stories about ghosts at night. It was really fun. I wonder if Ellie knows some scary stories about the paranormal. Perhaps I should ask her, but I'll do that later, I don't want to ruin this lovely moment.
I don't even know what to think about anymore, I'm getting sleepy but still I want to spend some more time with Ellie. I wonder if there is some kind of food that makes her gassy and also makes her farts stink like crazy. I would recommend her eating broccoli but perhaps the fact that they make you fart more is in fact a hoax, a common misconception, an urban legend. I want her farts to smell as bad as possible, because the more they stink, the happier I am. I'm getting increasingly sleepier but I still have enough energy to walk around the city and think about so many things my brain never stops thinking. So many things happened today it's actually unbelievable that a girl did that to me. The best thing is that I'm pretty sure this is not a dream, but the pure reality, and this is going to happen everyday! I'm such a happy human because of this.
"Ellie, you make me happy", I said.
She smiled and hugged me without saying anything. The hug lasted for about 20 seconds, then she let go. I felt a flow of positivity rushing through my metaphorical blood and a new kind of light bathed my soul. I repeat to myself, that everything is going to be alright. There's nothing more that can be said about today. I've already been awake enough, and it will be time to sleep in a few dozen minutes. The day is over now, and I couldn't be happier, even though I now regret the fact that I've also felt bad emotions today. I should really go to sleep soon, as soon as I'll wake up next morning it will put things in perspective and the sadness I'm now feeling will be gone. We go to a public place with trees and seats, and I'm tired now, so I should sit down. I approach a seat and tell Ellie I'm going to sit down, and she follows me saying she's going to sit down as well. I'm feeling sleepy but I can't sleep here, perhaps I should go sooner or later.
I sit on a bench with Ellie and look at the artificially illuminated trees. I close my eyes and place my head on Ellie's shoulder. Today sure has been intense and I need to rest a little bit. She was caressing my head and I was getting really comfortable. This day is coming to an end, but unlike life, there are multiple days to be experienced. I start drifting to sleep, and I actually slept for perhaps 10 minutes, only to wake up shivering and with my hands getting number. I blow hot air on my hands trying to warm them up, then put them in my pockets and luckily they went back to normal. I ask myself how I'm feeling right now and the answer is: pretty good. There's a feeling of hope, that everything will stay the same forever, and a feeling of victory, for I have conquered my frustration. I stepped out of my metaphorical darkness and now I'm invincible. Starting from tomorrow, negative emotions won't haunt me anymore, and I won't be bothered by sadness or guilt. I'll try to always feel good.
I don't know what I'll do tomorrow, sure, I and Ellie will go to Procedural Springs, but then, what will happen? Will it be just another boring trip? Or will something interesting happen? I'll just wait for tomorrow and find it out. I don't suppose anything, I'll just wait. My hope is that I'll be able to smell Ellie's farts while we are in that city, perhaps that will happen at her room in the inn. I can't stand a single day without smelling her farts, let alone an entire week. I want to smell them again and be happy. Ellie's farts have the most beautiful smell ever: pungent and rancid, just the way I like them. I hope she will get gassier than today in the future. That being said, my life is good now, and everyday will be filled with farts. That's beneficial to my nose, indeed. I'm too sleepy to even think now, so I get up and stretch my arms and legs. Ellie also gets up and hugs me. I suppose she likes them, as she hugs me really often. Now it's indeed time to go home and sleep.
"I need to sleep now", I said, starting to go to my house.
"Let me come 'til your door", she said.
"No, no, I need to be alone now", I said.
"Okay", she said, smiling.
"Thank you so much, Ellie, it's thanks to you that I'm happy now", I said, hugging her and yawning covering my mouth with my hand.
I start to go to my house, streets are still quite crowded but I guess those people will wake up late in the morning, so I should go to sleep now, because tomorrow I'll get up at 4:30 A.M.
I finally arrived to my house. I wash my teeth and went to bed. I was so sleepy I immediately fell asleep.
I woke up at 3:30 A.M. and got up at 4:00 A.M. ready for another splendid day to be experienced.
I took a shower, had breakfast with eggs and broccoli and brushed my teeth. It was 4:25 A.M. already, so I went outside and rushed to Ellie's house. I knocked at her door and she opened it wearing pajamas.
"Come in", she said, smiling and visibly sleepy, rubbing her eyes with her hand.
I went into her house and asked if I could turn the console on. Yeah, I'm addicted to those games (laughs). She said "Sure" and I immediately turned the console on, playing a walking simulator. The flight is at noon so we have all the time we need to do things.
This walking simulator contains in-game dangers such as the weather and dangerous animals, so it gives me the right energy to face a long as stressful flight. This time I spawned in an extremely hot town, and there was a danger of burning of my character's skin. He was about to get scalded, but soon I entered a super-market and my health went back to normal after a few minutes, so I bought a hat to protect my character's head from the heat. As soon as I go back outside, a dangerous spider bites me, making my character die. I had to restart the game, but I turned the console off instead, wanting to drink some water.
"Can you please give me a glass containing water?", I asked. She opened the fridge and gave me the glass containing water. I drank it and it quenched my thirst.
"I have to fart", she said, pulling her panties down and pointing her ass at me.
"Can I smell it, right?", I asked.
"Sure! Go ahead!", she said, smiling.
I put my nose on her butthole and she farted after a few seconds.
PFFFTTT
Oh boy does it stink! I inhale it with all my might and it feels like it's burning my nostrils. It smells like rotten peppers, it's rancid but I'm loving it all the same. I exhale with my mouth as I'm having a slightly hard time to breathe that fart in.
PSSSFFFTTT
She let another one rip and this one was silent but deadly. It was not impossible to breathe but surely it was not easy to take in.
"Ellie, your farts are amazing", I said, taking another whiff of that putrid scent of rotten peppers and beans.
"Thanks", she said, giggling.
The smell was gone, but I still kept my nose in her ass as I expected another fart.
"Yes, I have another one", she said. I'm surely excited for it as I prepare to sniff it intensely.
PFFFBBBRRRSSSTTT
This one sounded a bit wet but actually it wasn't wet. It smelled wet, too. It smelled like rotten peppers and beans mixed with diarrhea. Yes, it indeed smelt so bad I was about to throw up, so I moved my nose away from her ass to breathe some fresh air.
"No, no, no! You have to smell it!", she said, a bit angry.
I reluctantly placed my head back in her ass but I was about to dry retch, was it that stinky. The smell wasn't going away, and suddenly, another fart gust wafted inside my nostrils.
PSSSFFFTTT
This one was a bit less stinky, endurable but still extremely strong, I sniffed it but I felt like my nose's hair was rotting. I know, I have to smell every one of Ellie's farts, because I asked for it. And this means every single fart, every single day. My life is going to get pretty stinky from now on. And this is just the morning, she's probably going to fart much more in the afternoon! What a disgusting delight. The smell is almost gone now, but I wonder when will Ellie stop being gassy, not that I'm not enjoying this, of course.
PFFFBBBTTT
This fart caught me by surprise, I sniffed it and its scent was very powerful. I kept sniffing until the smell was completely gone, waiting for the next farts to come.
"This was my last fart for now, perhaps I'll get gassy again later", she said.
"Okay", I said, intoxicated by the nasty smell.
This is going to happen every day, I'm so happy! Finally I have everything I always longed for.
"Let's go to the park and walk holding each other's hands. Remember?", I said.
"Are you sure? It's dark now", she pointed out.
"Watching the sunrise will be heart-touching", I said.
She smiled and we went outside. The temperature outside was a freezing 270 Kelvin, there was a thin layer of ice on the ground but we didn't care. We went to the park. Trees were still green even though it was winter, because the native vegetation is evergreen here. We are right now in the park and we're holding each other's hands wearing gloves. It doesn't feel as close as holding hands without gloves but it's still good.
After a few hours of being outside, my face is slightly colder than what I'd like but the topic is: we're watching the sunrise holding each other's hands. It feels so cozy, even though the weather is a bit cold.
We're lucky that this morning the Sun isn't covered by grey clouds, even though the sky is mostly cloudy right now. The visuals are breath-taking: the clouds look orange due to the Sun scattering light.
Soon, the Sun hides behind the rain-threatening clouds, and shadows aren't cast anymore. Perhaps it will rain later today. If precipitation falls now, it would be snow, which is not unheard of in our city. The sky returns grey as usual, and I now need a scarf, or my nose is going to fall off. It's not the cold, it's the length of us staying outside in this temperature that's annoying. We stay in the park for a bit more, enjoying the brownish green grass and the winter landscape.
"It's 10 A.M., let's go to the airport!", she said, not wanting to miss the flight that is scheduled two hours ahead.
We wait for the bus, it arrives, we go inside and wait for it to arrive to destination. In the meanwhile, we both stay silent to respect other passengers, who were using their mobiles to do something only they know. Is this going to be an awesome journey? I don't know, but Procedural Springs is quite dangerous due to the weird weather and dangerous insects and animals who roam freely through the streets. There's also the risk of toxic volcanic ashes spreading in the air due to the nearby volcano that erupts once a year and also frequent earthquakes. One of the most dangerous cities I know, but I haven't told Ellie. She wanted to go there, it's her fault, anyway.
The bus has arrived to the airport, we go out from the bus and go to check our documents and identity cards. This is surely going to be one of the most anxiety-inducing trips of my life, but I have to stay calm and enjoy this adventure, for it will give us bragging rights.
TO BE CONTINUED