Location: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
Time: August 5, 2015. 04:00 P.M.
It was going to be a nice day.
Someone knocked at the door.
"They're here, finally!", thought Ekaterina
"Hi, Ekaterina!", said them.
"Hi!", said Ekaterina
She hugged first Sergei.
"Welcome to my room!", said Ekaterina.
She hugged Sergei for 5 seconds, then Sergei pulled back. He was too embarassed to hug her for too long.
"Thank you... thank you very much...", said Sergei.
Then she hugged Nataliya. She hugged her for 3 seconds, then Nataliya pulled back.
"Thank you, Ekaterina", said Nataliya.
She then hugged Igor. He liked to be hugged, and he wanted to be hugged for so long. After 5 seconds, Ekaterina said: "aww" and hugged him even tighter. Igor was in heaven, he liked to be hugged and he wasn't much embarassed, he was letting himself go. 10 seconds, the hug was lasting very much. The hug lasted 20 seconds, and Igor was really happy.
"Thank you, Ekaterina. This was so nice!", said Igor.
"Eww, now you're hugging me, right?", said Elena.
"If you want, Elena. I don't force anyone to hug", said Ekaterina.
"You can... hug me again...", said Igor
"Well, if Elena doesn't want to be hugged...", said Ekaterina.
"I don't, you can hug him again, eww... I don't like to be hugged at all!", said Elena
"Yayyy!!!", said Ekaterina, and she hugged Igor again. This time for even longer.
Igor wanted a lot of hugs from Ekaterina. This hug lasted 30 seconds and Igor was so happy to receive a so long hug from her.
"Thank you, I love hugs", said Igor.
"Now, what are we going to do?", said Sergei.
"It's obvious, we're going to play Call Of Duty!", said Ekaterina.
She turned on her PlayStation 3, and the game was loading.
"Loading trophies", there was written on the screen.
"You're going to have fun! Since only 4 of us can play, and Elena, I guess, doesn't want to play. I won't play the game, for the moment!", said Ekaterina.
"It's alright!", said Sergei.
The game has loaded. Dmitry selected the mode: Tranzit Level.
First level was easy: the zombies weren't even moving. They took the pieces and opened the door. Dmitry and Nataliya went on the bus, while Igor and Sergei remained in the city. Elena and Ekaterina watched the game.
Second level: it was a little harder, because zombies had more HP than before. Dmitry and Nataliya reached the other part of the city with the bus, and went to the secret laboratory and tried to activate the electricity. They turned the power on and killed the remaining zombies. The bus was away, now, in the farm. They remained in the city and waited for another horde of zombies to come.
Third level: another horde of zombie arrived. This time the zombies were faster and more and Nataliya died. Dmitry revived her, after he killed some more zombies in the area. More zombies were yet to come. Igor and Sergei were still in the first part of the city, killing the remaining zombies. It was becoming more difficult, and Nataliya died twice in the process. They killed all the zombies, after all what they've been through. And they went to the fourth level.
Fourth level: Igor and Sergei took the bus and went to the other part of the city, Igor took the weapon box and got a double gun.
"It's weak!", said Igor.
Igor continued to use the bus weapon to kill the zombies. It was very effective and killed them soon. The zombies were very fast at level 4. The last zombie is very fast and very powerful. Igor and Sergei were in the second city, and Dmitry and Nataliya were in the farm. Dmitry took a drink that rose his HPs. In the end, they killed every zombie and went to the fifth level.
"I'm bored", complained Elena, "What can we do?"
"Let's search it on the Internet!", suggested Ekaterina
"Overcome boredom", typed Ekaterina.
"Hey, read this!", said Ekaterina
"8. Embrace Boredom Sometimes the only way to defeat boredom is to embrace it. Let your body become fully engrossed in the process and try to relax. Meditate and let it just fall over you. If you don’t fight it, it won’t fight back. "
"Hey! This is right!", said Elena
"Just stop complaining, don't think about that, you'll have fun with us, you'll see! Usually me and Dmitry get bored often, and what we do is hugging and playing videogames, things you don't like, right?", said Ekaterina
"I don't like hugging very much, and I suck at playing videogames", said Elena.
Fifth level: other zombies arrived. Sergei and Igor were still in the second part of the city, and Dmitry and Nataliya were still in the farm, but the bus arrived in the second part of the city. Igor took the bus, while Sergei stayed in the second part of the city. Igor took the bus to go to the farm and reach Dmitry and Nataliya. Dmitry died and Nataliya couldn't revive him, as she was busy fighting the zombies. After some time, Igor reached the farm but Dmitry died definitely. Only some zombies were left, and Igor killed them.
"Do that!", said Elena
"What are you talking about?", said Dmitry
"I wasn't talking to you!", said Elena
"Ohh... you were talking to Igor! Don't worry, whenever a round ends, everyone gets back to life, so, don't worry for me!"
"I have to admit it, I'm not bored anymore, I'm actually having fun", said Elena
"I'm happy to hear it, Elena! Do you want to eat something?", asked Ekaterina
"Do you have any chips?", asked Elena
"You bet! I'll bring them!", said Ekaterina
Sixth level: the zombies were too fast and they had too much HP, it was hard to survive.
"Revive me!", said Dmitry
"It's ok, I'll revive you!", said Igor.
The game was getting harder, now. Igor didn't want to play that game anymore, he wanted to ask Ekaterina something, something that could change his life, perhaps.
Nataliya, Igor and Dmitry were in the farm, while Sergei was dead in the second part of the city. No one was near him to revive him. They all drank something to increase their HPs, except Sergei.
"This is getting sooo exciting!", said Dmitry.
A few zombies were left, and Dmitry killed the last one. They were in the seventh round.
"It's actually fun to watch this, now Sergei is alive again! Maybe you'll win even the seventh round!", said Elena.
"If you want, we'll play this later!", said Ekaterina.
"It's ok, we will!", said Elena
Seventh round: a bus went in the second part of the city and Sergei reached the farm, too.
The game was becoming hard, as the zombies' HPs were very high, this time.
They kept playing, and Ekaterina and Elena kept talking.
"Look at those zombies, there are so many zombies out there, and this is the seventh round, it will eventually going to be very fun at the end, you'll see!", said Ekaterina
"What is going to happen?", asked Elena
"Do you really want to know?", said Ekaterina
"Yes!", said Elena
"One word: Avogadro", said Ekaterina
"What does that mean?", asked Elena
"It's an electric zombie that spawns usually at the thirteenth round!", said Ekaterina
"I understand. Well, they're still in the seventh round and Nataliya died, do you think they'll reach that level?", asked Elena
"Yes, I think so", said Ekaterina
They kept playing that game and Dmitry died. Only Igor and Sergei were alive. They took the bus for the first part of the city. Meanwhile, the zombies were arriving on the bus. There were too many, but they eventually killed them. They won the seventh round, now, the eighth round has arrived.
They were all in the first part of the city, like at the beginning of the game, but now the game was much harder, and they didn't know if they could reach that. They were waiting and killing the zombies, waiting for the Avogadro to show up. The zombies were many, and it was hard to kill them. They were many and fast. Will they reach the thirteenth round?
They were now at the eighth round, the zombies were very fast.
"Be careful, guys! A lot of zombies are here! Everyone should stay together, so, when someone dies, another one revives him, understood?", said Sergei
They kept playing. They won the eighth round, so they reached to the ninth one. The ninth one was even harder than the one before. They took the bus and went to the second part of the city, where the weapon box was located. They got more powerful weapons and were able to kill all the zombies. Now they were in the tenth round, the answer may change but the question's the same: will they reach the thirteenth round?
The zombies were so many and so fast now, everyone was dying, but usually they were quickly revived. They won even this level. Now they were at their eleventh round.
"Go! Go! Go!", said Elena. She wanted to see the Avogadro.
"Don't worry, Elena. We'll do this, I'm good at playing this game!", said Sergei.
"Ekaterina, the zombies are getting very powerful, do you think we'll ever see the Avogadro?", asked Igor
"Of course you will, just wait, and kill those zombies!", said Ekaterina
They've reached their twelfth level, it was going to get very hard. Ekaterina noticed an analogy between her farts and the levels of Call Of Duty: Black Ops II. Winning becomes harder after every number. After a while, they've reached the thirteenth level and seen the Avogadro. Dmitry was using the knife to kill it, and he was succesfull, he killed the Avogadro!
But then, a lot of zombies appeared, and they all died. They've survived for 12 rounds, but at least, they've seen the Avogadro and killed it!
"Ekaterina, please, come with me", said Dmitry
"It's ok", said Ekaterina
They went upstairs in a room, then Ekaterina asked: "What's up?"
"I want to smell one more fart of yours, just one, please, let me do this!", said Dmitry
"It's ok, but please, don't get angry, it's still going to smell really bad!", said Ekaterina
"Don't worry, I can take this!", said Dmitry
"Do you? Please, let me fart in your face", said Ekaterina
"In my face?", said Dmitry
"This or I won't fart", said Ekaterina
"It's ok!", said Dmitry
Ekaterina lied down in the bed and asked Dmitry to put his nose there.
"Now I'm going to fart, bye bye!", said Ekaterina
PRRRRRRRRR
It lasted only 0.9 seconds, and it was loud but stinky, it burned Dmitry's eyes and lungs.
"This is sooo stinky!!!", said Dmitry, gasping for air.
"I told you", said Ekaterina. She then smiled and hugged him. The room was smelling like rotten eggs, now, so she sprayed some air freshener.
They went downstairs, and Igor wanted to ask her something.
"Ekaterina, I have to tell you something, can we talk in private?", asked Igor
"Of course!", said Ekaterina
They went upstairs, not in the room where she farted, but in another room.
"Ekaterina, do you...", was starting Igor
"Do I...?", said Ekaterina, she wanted to know what was up to him to ask.
"I like you", said Igor
"Thank you!", said Ekaterina
"Do you want to be my girlfriend?", asked Igor
"I don't really know", said Ekaterina, "what if another one wants me?"
"They don't. Sergei already has a girlfriend, and Dmitry's your cousin. I'm the only one. Please, I'm alone", said Igor
"It's ok, I'll be your girlfriend", said Ekaterina. She smiled and then hugged him for one full minute.
Igor was happy and went downstairs.
"Hey guys! See my new girlfriend!", said Igor
"She's your girlfriend?", asked Elena
"Yes! She is! I'm so happy", said Igor
"Finally, you've found a girl! Yay!", said Sergei
"Now everyone's happy, right?", asked Nataliya
"Yes, everyone is", said Dmitry
Everyone was happy.
Dmitry smelt one of Ekaterina's deadly bombs right in his nose
Igor found a girl
Sergei played Call Of Duty: Black Ops II with Ekaterina
Nataliya was with her friends
Elena wasn't bored
And if everyone is happy, then even Ekaterina is, even because she found Igor, a great guy.
And the story ends