Hey... oh, sorry! I didn't want to scare you! I'm from another planet, but in your same galaxy. The Milky Way. Just a bit closer to the galactic center than you are. Hallucination? Well... technically speaking, I am. Because only you can see me, other people around you can't. But, I mean, I do have my own consciousness and mind and whatever. In fact, from my own perspective, YOU are the one being a hallucination! Funny, isn't it? Hehehe! On my planet there is a magic mushroom that teleports us to random planets inhabited by other human beings, so I ate one and here I am! I see you're crying, so I would like to try to comfort you, if you are okay with that. Really? Nice, thanks! I will be really happy if I manage to comfort you! So, nice human friend, what is it that is bothering you so much? I can feel you are suffering, and I want to help you, but I do not know what is the cause of your suffering. You want me to hug you tight? Of course! Come here! My arms are open for you! Aww feels good, doesn't it? Stay here as long as you want to, okay? Yeah, like this... enjoy! Hehe! Would you like to talk about what is making you feel so terrible? You feel... lonely? I'm here for you! You have no friends? Can't you just go outside and try to make some friends? What... it's not very common to do that where you live? Ah, I see, that's sad. But don't worry, I'm here for you, I will comfort you! Is it okay if I gently rub your back? Yeah? Sure! Here, here... do you like it? Aww you're so cute! Are you feeling any better? I'm glad I'm comforting you! Just stay here in my arms and I'll try my best to make you feel better! I just hope you're okay. Is your settlement at war with the enemies? What... your planet doesn't work like this? Ah... it used to be like this in the past? No longer, really? You live in peace?
THAT'S WONDERFUL!
Oh, sorry, I got excited. I really wish there would be peace on my planet. My younger brother got killed in the war by an enemy soldier. I personally saw his head decapitated by the enemy's sword, while his entire body was set on fire shortly after, as a sign of dominance by the enemy tribe, who also destroyed our crops and slaughtered our farm animals, leading to death by starvation of several members of our settlement. The leader of our settlement promised revenge on the enemies, we will make them suffer a slow and painful death for they dared to attack our village! I really miss my younger brother, I never had the chance to say him a proper goobye, and neither could any of his six sexual partners, who also miss him a lot. Two of them have died of ɷʁɸɷ, a very dangerous illness that poisons your blood and to which there is no cure. They were so young! Life is so cruel... oh, sorry, I'm crying... it's... it's nothing, I'm okay! Please, let's just smile and be happy, okay? Let's appreciate the little things life gives us, okay? Hehehe you're so cute when you smile, you should do it more often! I just want to know if you're okay, don't mind the questions. Do you have enough food and water? Wow that's really nice! You really don't have to worry about survival? Wow! Nice! Does your settlement have enough soldiers to defend the community from the enemy invasion, in case war happens again? Wait... what do you mean that's not how it works anymore on your planet? What if a nearby town declares war on the town you live in? How will the town defend itself? Wait... wait do you mean it doesn't work that way? Do you really mean towns don't fight against each other in your planet? Wow! How is that even possible? Humans are so peaceful where you live! Aren't you happy? You have enough food and water every day. You have always lived in peace all of your life and you never experienced any war ever. Survival is not a priority for you because you take it for granted since it's so easy for you! Wait, what do you mean you can listen to all the music you want for free? Don't the musicians of your town want any reward for playing music in front of you? Wait what is that? Whoa that's something I have never seen before! You write the name of the song on this screen and it gives you that whenever you want? Ohhh damn that's freakin' awesome! Haha! But, seriously, you have all these things, you live in this heavenly planet, and you're still feeling sad? What's wrong? WAIT... wait a moment, you said something interesting. You said you're not good enough? Not good enough at what? Wait... what? People don't like you? You accidentally hurt someone's feelings? I see... I mean, I never saw it this way. On my planet it's normal to brutally kill the enemies, enslave their women and children, and steal their crops, farm animals and resources. Maybe the environment I grew up got me desensitized to violence and cruelty, but I don't see how accidentally hurting someone's feelings is any bad. Especially considering that was not your intention! Ehhh... I guess the society I live in is way too different than yours. I have trouble understanding your perspective. I apologize. Maybe having all these nice things are not enough to make someone happy. I'm sorry for assuming otherwise. It's okay that you're feeling sad. Your feelings are valid. Maybe what is good for me and the people on my planet is not the same as what is good for you and the people on your planet, because we have different concepts of 'good' and 'happiness' due to our society and environment. That's fine. Want another hug? Aww come here, here... warm and nice! Wanna go outdoors? It's a nice, warm day with the blue sky, won't it make you feel better? Aww just like I thought! Let's go then, hehe! Just remember... nobody else can see me. You don't have to talk, okay? Let's go! Hehehe...
It's so warm! Look at that wonderful blue sky! Isn't it making you feel more relaxed? I think you're feeling better. I can feel it somehow. Hehe, you nodded! I knew you were feeling better! Let's hold each other's hands and let's just look at the blue sky and feeling the warmth of the sunshine. The effect of the magic mushroom is about to end, and I'm gonna return to my planet forever. I hope I have managed to make you feel better, nice friend. Always remember to smile, be strong, and live your life the best you can. Enjoy the little things. Bad things happen, it's inevitable. But don't let them bring you down. Enjoy your life, my nice friend. I love you...