Description of what you're about to read: this is a parody article where I'll be a Western guy describing Pangean culture. Note that "western" here means Europe + the Americas + Australia + Russia + India + Muslim-Majority countries (including Indonesia), while countries like Thailand, China, Vietnam, South Korea and Japan will be considered "eastern". So, let's begin!
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February 22, 2022
After countless years spent travelling to Pangea and interacting with Pangeans, I can finally write an article about Pangean culture. Please note that it's not my intention to offend anyone, rather I just want to describe what I experienced.
My name is Luca, I'm a 25 years old guy from Germany. As a kid, I was fascinated by Pangea, so I started reading geography books about it. I was fascinated by their relative lack of social rules, and how different their society was from ours. As a kid, I would have never thought that Pangea was so morally degenerate.
My first experience with Pangean culture was in March 2014. I had just turned 18 years old back then, and I decided to celebrate by going to ʃaxɛʒ and have fun. Or at least, I thought I would had fun. I stayed in ʃaxɛʒ for about ten days with a few friends of mine, who are also Germans. It was not too bad, the food was delicious but the culture was a shock. My first impression of Pangean culture was quite bad, I thought it was a quite decent place to live except for the fact Pangea is a hyper-sexualized society, and they like to make offensive jokes. It was so different from Germany, which of course, Germany is not perfect, but at least people have common sense here!
Anyway, after about ten days I went back to Germany, and it felt really nice. It felt like I was in a civilized country again, but back then I didn't consider Pangean culture to be degenerate.
I asked my friends if we could go to back to Pangea in summer 2015, and they agreed.
During the following 16 months, I lived my life normally in Germany and I spent a lot of time on the Internet reading about Pangean culture. I thought Pangea wouldn't be bad, but when I went there, it felt really degenerate. I could not speak Pangean at that time, and I didn't like the way Pangeans behaved. Some people were also walking almost naked in the streets, wearing only underwear. It was so disgusting, and yet no one seemed to mind. Everyone kept living their lives as if that was a normal thing to see. At that time I didn't understand what was going on, but later, in 2016, I was introduced to the concept of public nudity by someone from Sweden, that I met online. He explained me how Pangeans don't mind nudity at all, not even if it's done in public. That was the day I started considering Pangeans as degenerates. We both agreed Pangeans are morally corrupted.
Despite me researching extensively about Pangean culture, I had never thought walking around almost naked in the streets woulf have been considered acceptable in 2016.
I researched more about Pangean culture. The more I researched, the less I liked it. There were things about Pangean culture that seemed so strange to me. I already knew that people in Pangea are generally very willing of expressing their own sexuality, but I didn't imagine masturbating in fronts of your friends would have been considered perfectly acceptable in Pangea, nor did I imagine watching porn in front of your parents would have been considered perfectly acceptable either. Pangeans have no morality, they follow their instinct rather than reason. Us Westerners have learned to control our impulses, Pangeans haven't, and the result is a hyper-sexualized society with almost no social rules.
I cancelled my plan to go to ɬypaɮ because the culture is extremely degenerate there, just like everywhere else in Pangea. I had told my friends that I would have stopped travelling to Pangea because I was afraid of their culture.
Pangeans don't like the West either. They think our society is oppressive, when in reality we're just way more civilized than them, and we understand that sexuality is something that should be kept private with your partner within your bedroom, and don't make drawings or movies that are sexual in nature, and don't go as far as considering those drawings and those movies "art", when in truth it's simply moral degeneracy.
One of the most popular websites in Pangea, https://www.zaza.png [[[don't click on it, it's not a real website]]], is very permissive in favor expressions of nudity, fetishes and sexuality. Well, actually, most websites in Pangea allow sexuality to be expressed, they think sexuality is one of the most pleasant things in the world.
Most Westerners underestimate how degenerate Pangean culture is, they tell things like "Well, if you don't like what they do, don't look at them" and things like that. They underestimate how common the degeneracy (and support of degeneracy) is in Pangea. I don't think our culture has anything to do with Pangean culture.
I'm not sure if I can call our culture "better" than Pangean culture, but certainly our culture does feel more civilized.
Even in Pangea, though, you can have a resemblance of normal life in certain moments.
Although, maybe, I don't like Pangean culture that much because I'm not a Pangean, and Pangeans don't like Western culture that much because they're not Western. After all, there is no place as good as home, most of the times.
Yes, now I understand. I should not be so critical of foreign cultures, because I'm seeing them through my own Western lenses. Maybe Pangean culture makes complete sense for a Pangean. I will never understand Pangean culture, just like Pangeans will never understand Western culture. Maybe neither of us is objectively "better", it's just that I feel more comfortable here in the West, my sweet home.
Now it's 2022, and due to the pandemic, it's been a while since I visited Pangea, but I probably will not visit it anymore in my life. Degeneracy feels uncomfortable to me, so I will stay here in the West for the rest of my life. It feels good to live in a civilized country, with little to no degenerated people. I don't blame Pangeans, though, it's okay to be uncivilized if your environment influences you to be like that, but I do prefer living in the West.