Dzalarhons, Venus
November 30, 2215
It was a very hot night (like usual) in a city near the equator of Venus, with a temperature of 450 °C. The technology of 2215 allows a city on Venus, where the extremely high atmospheric pressure would crash a normal house of 200 years ago. The air conditioning kept the inside at a temperature around 23 °C (73 °F). The medicine improved dramatically, and diseases were kept at bay, but in Dzalarhons, a city of about 10,000, 2 girls had a condition called "Bombulitis", and this explains girls like Yulia two centuries ago.
Bombulitis is a rare condition that makes your farts extremely stinky, and the patient is able to clear a room with her farts. It's more commonly found in women, but men can have it aswell. There is a research too which can use their farts as a military weapon, but it would prove too dangerous, as in some cases, there are no gas masks able to withstand the stench of some farts.
It was night in Dzalarhons on November 30, and the day would start around December 17, and by Christmas Dzalarhons' sky will shine under the bright light of the Venusian Sun. It will start getting dark again around February 10, 2216, and it will get completely dark by February 15. That's the day and night cycle on Venus.
At Katie's house, her 18 yo friend Hannah was visiting her, because Katie was feeling a bit sad because it was night. Katie is a 19 years old girl.
<<I'm tired of the night, it's just depressing, it's been dark all this month, I want to see the yellow sky again, I hate night!>>, said Katie.
<<Don't worry, my friend, the Sun will rise in mid-December, and you'll see the yellow sky again, why are you worried?>>, replied Hannah.
<<Because the darkness is wearing on me>>, replied Katie.
<<Let's do something, we're both super gassy, yes? Let's make a fart contest to cheer you up!>>, said Hannah.
<<I'm not sure I want to do that, the last time we did that in my room I had to sleep in the kitchen for a week, my room was unbreathable, no living thing could enter there for at least 3 days>> - Katie
<<It will make you laugh, anyway, don't you want to smell my eggy farts?>>, asked Hannah.
<<Alright. I will, maybe I'll feel better then...>> - Katie
<<LET THE FART CONTEST BEGIN!!!>>, said Hannah.
<<Fine.>>, replied Katie.
Hannah farted, a loud one, and the smell of decayed eggs spread across the room.
<<It stinks!>>, said Katie, hovering her hand around her nose.
<<I know! That's your therapy, why aren't you laughing?>>, asked Hannah.
<<Because it stinks!>>, replied Katie.
<<I know, it does. But you have to smell it!>>, said Hannah.
<<Let me get out of here!>>, said Katie, but Hannah locked the room with her mobile phone.
<<You aren't going anywhere, you stay here and smell my farts!>>, said Hannah.
The room had a concentration of about 5 ppm of hydrogen sulfide. It was very stinky, just with one fart, Hannah's farts can be described as "Biohazardous".
<<Please, stop, it stinks so much!>>, said Katie.
<<Yours stink even worse!>>, replied Hannah.
<<I know, but I only use them to defend myself against the bullies, not to have fun!>> - Katie
<<That's why the night makes you sad, you don't have fun!>>, suggested Hannah.
<<That's not the reason, let me out here>>, asked Katie.
<<No! Please smell my farts from the source!>>, asked Hannah.
<<NO WAY! I'd pass out!>>, said Katie.
<<They are stinky, sure, but they're healthy for you!>>, said Hannah.
<<How can they be healthy? They're putrid!>>, said Katie.
<<They'll make you happy! Don't want to smell them? Fine, I'll force you!>>, said Hannah.
Hannah farted once more and the room stunk even more so, and Katie was getting stoned from the gas. She didn't know what to do, the last time they did a fart contest, her room was unusable for days, she didn't want to fart back, because her farts are extremely stinky, she has the second stinkiest farts in Dzalarhons, after Hannah, and one fart of hers can make them both pass out. Her farts smell like cabbage, and are very sour, twice more sour than vinegar and lemon mixed together. It's a noxious and penetrating smell, that won't leave your nostrils even after you went away from it. It's a smell that stays on your clothing even after you wash them. The only girl who makes stinkier farts is Hannah, when she eats beans she can make a whole classroom unbreathable and make everyone pass out after a minute of breathing, suffering and crying.
In October, Hannah farted twice and they had to evacuate the room instantly. Katie's farts are stinky aswell.
Now, Katie is suffering because of Hannah's stinky farts, as she farted once again.
<<How do you like it?>>, asked Hannah.
Katie was about to cry, she was having a headache and she was confused. She was an introverted girl, she didn't want to show other people her farts, but she had to, because she wanted to defend herself. That's what she had to, she had to fart. She didn't want to pass out like everyone who smells Hannah's sulfuric farts, so she had to show her best. She couldn't do otherwise, if she didn't defend herself she would pass out.
<<ENOUGH!>>, shouted Katie
PFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSS.........
Like a skunk, Katie silently farted, making the air extremely sour.
<<Ugh... it reeks! What did you eat?>>, asked Hannah.
<<I ate salad with lemon and vinegar>>, replied Katie.
Hannah tried to open the door, but Katie denied her account the access to open and lock the doors, so she couldn't escape.
<<Did you think it was funny to make me smell your farts?>>, asked Katie.
<<I'm sorry, Katie, but I'm about to vomit, it smells like the fart I did at school...>>, said Hannah.
<<I don't care, now it's your turn to smell my farts, and you know what happens when I eat something with vinegar and lemon!>>, said Katie, with an evil smile.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..................
This farted lasted 6 second, it was like a gas leak that spread highly noxious fumes in the room. The smell of rotten cabbage would asphyxiate anyone, and Hannah was begging Katie to let her go.
<<I have to fart too!>>, said Hannah, so Katie and Hannah both farted together.
<<Don't fart in my room!>>, said Katie.
<<If you let me go!>>, said Hannah.
<<No! You'll stay here!>>, instructed Katie.
<<This is a war!>>, said Hannah.
<<Yes, this is. It's a fart contest, after all>>, replied Katie.
It was 19:00, even though on Venus the day lasts way more 24 hours, but they still have to sleep and be awake like those on Earth. They cannot sleep for months like Venus' day cycle would suggest, so they adopted the 24 hours day as a standard. The only planet that didn't adopt the 24 hours standard is Mars, because it's a day lenght of 24 hours, 37 minutes and 22 seconds, which doesn't change the sleep cycle that much. Anyway, the dinner was ready, so Katie's mom sent Katie's brother, Mark, to call her for dinner.
<<I'm scared of entering that room, mom, it's like entering a toxic chamber when Katie and Hannah are together, I don't want to go!>>, said Mark. <<I'll give you 100 Venushki* if you go there! You will be able to buy some snacks!>>, said his mom.
*A Venushka is the Venusian currency, which is around 0.11 USD
<<Harasho, I'll go there!>>, said Mark.
"I'm going to die from the stink", thought Mark.
Mark knocked on their door, but they didn't reply.
<<Are you fine there? Or did you pass out from the stench?>>, asked Mark, jokingly, not knowing the truth.
<<Mom, they don't reply, what should I do? Should I force open?>>, asked Mark.
<<Yes, dear>>, said his mom.
Mark forced open their door but a deadly gas leaked from it.
<<Oh dear Goddess!>>, said Mark, trying not to breathe.
He couldn't stay with his eyes open because of the stink that made him tear, so he went away.
<<It's too stinky!>>, said Mark
<<Don't breathe in, then>>, said his mom
<<But I can't see anything with that stink! I couldn't even enter! Anyway, they don't reply, look and see by yourself!>>, said Mark.
His mom went to the hallway near their door but at a distance of 2 meters (6.5 feet) from their door, she couldn't breathe anymore and had to go away.
<<I've seen that they passed out!>>, said his mom
<<And it's no surprise, they are biological weapons>>, continued.
<<Let's eat without them, mom>>, said Mark.
They ate canned ananas. Why canned? Almost everything on planets beyond Earth must be canned to keep it for a longer time.
It was 20:00, and Mark went to sleep, he could smell a bit of their farts even from his room.
The next day, on December 1st, Hannah and Katie woke up. It was Friday, so the last day of school.
<<It was fun>>, said Katie
<<Are you still sad because of the night?>>, asked Hannah
<<Nope, I'm fine, I had fun, but I'll not enter my room for a week>>, admitted Katie.
<<Let's stink up our classroom like we did two months ago!>>, suggested Hannah.
<<Yes, we will!>>, said Katie. <<Let's hug!>>
Katie and Hannah hugged each other
<<I thank Goddess for having you as a friend!>>, said Hannah
<<So do I>>, said Katie.
9:30 A.M.
<<Let's study dogs, common pets on Earth, "Dog" in Latin is Canis Lupus Fami...>>
PRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
<<Hannah...>>, said the teacher, hopelessly.
<<NOOO!!! LET'S RUN!!!>>, said Brod, a guy who had experimented Hannah's farts before.
<<Before the classroom smells like a sulfur factory...>>, continued Mike
Almost everyone run away, except Hannah, Katie and a guy named Tom, who had never smelt Hannah's farts before.
<<Why are you here?>>, asked Hannah.
<<I don't mind the smell of rotten eggs...>>, replied Tom.
<<Really, you don't? Do you want to smell it from the source?>>, asked Hannah
<<How much will I get?>>, asked Tom.
<<200 Venushki if you smell them for 5 minutes>>, replied Hannah.
<<Sounds nice>>, replied Tom.
The smell was already overwhelming for Tom, but he thought that they wouldn't be that bad.
Hannah put Tom's nose inside her butt, and he could feel the burning stench of her brimstone farts. He didn't know that Hannah's farts were "Biohazardous".
PRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
A loud fart echoed from Hannah's butt, and it was too stinky that it actually heated Tom's nose, making him feel like his nose was melting.
<<No, no! Please!>>, said Tom, retching and crying.
<<Too late!>>, said Hannah, farting again,
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A 5 second fart was created, and Tom couldn't breathe anymore because of the sulfuric smell.
He didn't actually pass out, but he was stoned and couldn't understand what was happening.
Hannah and Katie went out from the classroom, leaving Tom alone in that toxic chamber.