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It was a warm (295 K, 22 °C, 72 °F) sunny summer day, and B̫̀B̫́ and his female friends Giorgia, Emma, Isabella, Anna and Kusako were spending the afternoon through the Woods of MagickOS, a popular summer destination for locals and tourists alike. Fortunately, B̫̀B̫́ lives close to the woods, it takes about one hour of walking to get there from his house, so he and his friends walked to there and were enjoying spending their afternoon there. Some other people were also spending their time in the woods, including some wizards and witches who were picking up some plants from the ground, and then they walked away, to their houses. B̫̀B̫́ thought that perhaps they were crafting some magic potions and they needed those plants, but that was just his speculation, some thoughts that were going on in his mind. The six friends were walking through the woods, smiling, chatting with each other and enjoying their time. There was a relaxing and peaceful atmosphere in those woods. The lively vegetation, the birds chirping, the gentle wind, the sunny skies, the warm weather (which some people didn't find warm, so they were wearing a sweater), and walking through the woods with friends while smiling happily, felt really good to B̫̀B̫́ and his friends.
"I'm loving this moment spent with y'all! We should take advantage of summer holidays, so we can rest and have fun. Let's enjoy these moments spent together!", said Isabella, blushing and smiling happily. Her friends agreed, even though B̫̀B̫́ was a little bit anxious about the end of the summer holidays, because that means work and school had to start again after that. However, B̫̀B̫́ was trying his best to enjoy these moments and be happy.
"That's right", said B̫̀B̫́, "we should enjoy these moments, because they don't last forever. Summer holidays end quickly, and school and work seem to never end", he said, laughing a bit about how the perception of time changes depending on whether you're having fun or not.
"True, time flies when you're having fun!", said Giorgia, smiling.
Isabella was laughing happily and hugging a tree, then B̫̀B̫́ looked at her, and she (Isabella) asked him: "Hey B̫̀B̫́! Would you like a hug from me, too?". Isabella smiled and B̫̀B̫́ smiled back at her, and he said 'yes', accepting the hug. Isabella and B̫̀B̫́ hugged each other and smiled happily, the hug felt really good, then the other friends hugged each other too, feeling happy and light-hearted. Time was passing, and the main Star, around which the planet B̫̀B̫́ and the others lived orbited, was decreasing in angle, it was getting closer to starset, so B̫̀B̫́ suggested his friends a beautiful place to spend the starset in.
"Since it's getting closer to starset, would y'all like to walk towards the Fjórðharma Waterfall nearby? It's a beautiful place, especially at starset, and the sound of the waves there is really relaxing! Shall we go?", asked B̫̀B̫́, excited to go to the Fjórðharma Waterfall and feel really happy. His friends agreed, and they started walking towards there. While they were talking towards the waterfall, they saw some pterodactyls flying through the skies, to the mountains and beyond, flying free like pterodactyls do. That was a wonderful sight for them, and that made them feel awe and joy. As soon as they arrived to the Fjórðharma Waterfall, B̫̀B̫́ suggested sitting down near the water, and B̫̀B̫́ told them they could hear the relaxing sound of the waves if they sat down close to the water. B̫̀B̫́ and his friends went there as he suggested...
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...but they could hear no sound of the waves at all.
"You said we could hear the waves if we sat down here, but I can't hear anything!", observed Anna.
"This is very strange", said B̫̀B̫́, feeling a bit confused, "whenever I used to sit down here, I distinctly remember a relaxing and peaceful sound of the waves, and when I closed my eyes, it felt blissful. I have no idea why we can hear nothing right now. Perhaps that's nothing to worry about, let's look at the starset together, what do y'all think?", he suggested, and they agreed, looking at the starset all together as friends sounded a beautiful thing to do before returning home.
They looked at the beautiful starset, the sky was turning orange, the temperature dropped to (292 K, 19 °C, 66 °F), Isabella was starting to feel a little bit chilly, so she took that as an excuse to hug some of her friends, including B̫̀B̫́. After she hugged him, they both looked at the star slowly setting below the horizon, she smiled and asked him: "are you feeling happy, B̫̀B̫́?"
"Yes, indeed, I am feeling very happy. I wish this moment could last forever", he said, feeling a bit upset, worrying a bit about the future, and thinking about the shortness of happy moments in life.
"If this moment lasted forever, would you really consider this as a happy moment? You would have no other moment to compare it to, so I don't think it would feel as happy as it does now. It would just feel neutral", said Isabella, explaining what she was thinking, which was fuel for endless thought for B̫̀B̫́, who was thinking about what Isabella just said. He smiled, and said:
"Yeah, perhaps you're right!", his friends said it was 'time to go', but he said, "Wait! Would you like to sleep at my house tonight? I definitely have enough space for six people to sleep at night! I have a big house, and even lots of things to do before sleeping! I have lots of books we can read, we can play card games, we can paint, we can do lots of stuff, and then we can go to sleep! What do y'all think?", he suggested. They all agreed and sounded happy to sleep at their nice friends' house {these last three words are kept syntactically ambiguous on purpose 'cause it's fun, anyway this is English, not Lojban}.
The six friends were walking towards B̫̀B̫́'s house as the skies were getting darker, they were telling each other some scary stories about monsters and legendary creatures that have been spotted around the area, but have never been officially confirmed.
"And a huge Bakemonoth roamed around the area, killing two women, five children and the King's Jester", said Emma, having fun trying to scare the others.
"We have arrived", said B̫̀B̫́, pointing at his house. His friends exclaimed and cheered happily, and then they all entered B̫̀B̫́'s house.
"Wow, you really have a huge house!", said Isabella, happy and in awe.
"Yeah, I guess, hehe!", said B̫̀B̫́, taking it for granted since that was just a normal part of his life, so he never thought much about it. The five friends, with B̫̀B̫́'s permission, explored his house a little bit, and they were pleasantly shocked at how much stuff to do and entertainment there was at his house, they wondered how happy he must have felt, to have so much good stuff, but the truth was that B̫̀B̫́ took all of that for granted and while he did feel content with that, he didn't feel particularly grateful, or in heaven. Just a normal part of his life.
"Hey B̫̀B̫́! You have so many vinyls of heavy metal music! That's awesome! Can I play some?", asked Anna, feeling excited to listen to some of that music.
"Uh, sure, why not", said B̫̀B̫́, not minding it at all. Anna choose an album and started playing it, at a relatively low volume, to not disturb the others.
"It sounds awesome!", said Anna, feeling like she was in heaven, and having lots of fun, dancing, jumping and listening to the music.
"B̫̀B̫́!", shouted Giorgia, which made him feel a little bit anxious as he was expecting something wrong, "Is it okay for you if I read some of your philosophy books?", she said, smiling and looking curious. B̫̀B̫́ sighed in relief, smiled and said:
"sure, why not! Hehe". He was starting to feel a little bit anxious, because he was undecided whether he should tell his friends about his little embarassing secret. He had, since he was a little child, always had a fantasy of having them fart on his face, and he was feeling anxious, because this evening was the right time to tell them about it, ot was it? Maybe not. He was undecided, confused, he didn't know what to do. "(What if they will hate me after I tell them this?)", he thought, "(What if they won't hate me but just feel uncomfortable and our friendship is ruined? What if they'll decide to not be my friends anymore at all? What if they'll think I'm a disgusting person? What if they'll all become my enemies? What if they won't mind at all but won't do it? Well, that wouldn't be so bad, actually. What if they won't mind at all, and will actually grant my wish to make me feel happy, and perhaps I'm just overthinking and worrying excessively? Ohhh... I can't make up my mind! I'm starting to have a headache! What should I do?)", he thought, and his thoughts were causing him a headache, and great anxiety. His heart was beating fast, there will be no better occasion than today to tell them about his desire to having them fart on his face, and yet, he wondered whether that would had been a good idea or not, with his heart beating fast, sweating nervously, and breathing heavily, feeling anxious and nervous.
"Are you okay, B̫̀B̫́?", asked Isabella, "would you like me to spend some time with you and keep you company?", she asked, smiling kindly.
"Oh, it's nothing, don't worry, Isabella. And sure, why not...", he said, taking a deep breath and trying to calm down. To tell them, or not to tell them?
"Alright, if you say you're okay, I believe you!", said Isabella, putting her arm across his shoulders, half-hugging him and smiling friendly.
"Actually... there is something I'm thinking about. However, it's very embarrassing to say. I don't know if saying it would be a good idea or a bad idea. It might be a bad idea, after all", he said, still feeling undecided about it.
"Aww, B̫̀B̫́!", said Isabella, smiling warmly and giving him a full, comfy hug, "You can tell me anything, I won't judge you", she said, in a very low and gentle voice, almost whispering, which made B̫̀B̫́ feel a pleasant tingle from across his spine up to his head, a feeling that some people would identify as 'autonomous sensory meridian response'.
"I... I need to prepare myself psychologically first... I... I'll tell y'all about this later", said B̫̀B̫́, taking deep breaths to calm himself down and was preparing himself psychologically and emotionally to tell his friends that he wanted them to fart on his face, which was something even the mere thought was causing him anxiety and stress, and a fast heartbeat.
"Okay, B̫̀B̫́!", said Isabella, patting his shoulder with her hand in sign of affection and comfort, "You're a great friend", she whispered near his hear, which made him feel those pleasant tingles again.
"I'm starting to get hungry", said Kusako, "hey B̫̀B̫́! Are we going to eat anything for dinner? If so, when?", she asked.
B̫̀B̫́ was starting to get quite anxious, because he knew this was the best moment to tell his friends about his hidden, secret desire, because this was the right moment to ask them what food exactly made them gassy, and since he had huge amounts and variety of foods stored in his house, he likely would also have the foods that made them gassy. However, he was not psychologically ready yet, his heart was beating fast, his head was spinning, he was feeling a burning knot in his throat due to anxiety, his breath was heavy, he was shivering, some tears were falling from his eyes, and his face was red like a fruit that luckily was not banned where he lived, since he didn't live in Tomatophobistan, a country where a specific red fruit that is generally not known to make people gassy is illegal to eat, punished with the death penalty.
"Are you okay, B̫̀B̫́?", asked Kusako, "You look kinda sick", she said, feeling a bit worried for him.
"I... I need to tell y'all something. But... I'm very embarrassed. I'm afraid you will judge me. I'm afraid you'll no longer be my friends after I'll tell you this", he said, almost crying. Isabella got near him and half-hugged him, putting her arm across his shoulder, and smiling gently. She was trying her best to comfort him. In the meanwhile, B̫̀B̫́ was trying to explain what he wanted to explain.
"I...", he said, starting to breathe heavily, "Well, there is something that I've been desiring since I was a child. Something that only now I'm having the courage of telling you...", he was feeling blocked, like he could no longer physically talk, the knot he was feeling on his throat was tightening even more, his heart was beating like crazy, and his friends were all staring at him with curious eyes, waiting for him to tell them what they needed to know, "...a desire, a wish. Something that would make me feel really happy...", he felt like he was physically unable to proceed with his speech, and his friends were starting to become more impatient to know the deal, "...something that is embarrassing to say, and I fear that our friendship might be ruined...", he said, taking some deep breaths to calm down and prepare himself to say that, "this wish is... since I could remember... I have always daydreamed about... about... about girls farting on my face!", as soon as he said that, he was feeling sick. He really said that. And now there's no going back. The knot on his throat was suffocating him, but now that he already said it, he could as well continue his speech, "so I was wondering whether you would be willing to fart on my face. You don't have to. Only if you feel comfortable with it... PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I shouldn't have said this! Is our friendship ruined?", he said, starting to cry, wondering if it was too late to fix things at this point.
"I think you're being way too dramatic", said Kusako, "I certainly won't stop being your friend just because of this, and I'm pretty sure the others wouldn't either", she said, "Right?", she asked for confirmation and they all agreed that was not a good reason for them to stop being friends with B̫̀B̫́. "See?", said Kusako, "the worst that could realistically happen is that we wouldn't fart on your face. But no longer being friends with you just because of this, is a tad too excessive, wouldn't you think?", she said, smiling, "I'm willing to fart on your face, but I have to warn you, my farts STINK! A lot! Sometimes I can't even be in the same room I farted in for over 500 heartbeats of time, they smell so bad! Are you sure you would want me to fart ON YOUR FACE?", she asked, thinking and wondering.
"Yes, I do! In fact, the stinkier the better!", said B̫̀B̫́, feeling both relieved and excited. Relieved, because they wouldn't stop being his friend just because he had the desire of girls farting on his face. Excited, because at least one of them were also willing to fart on his face. He was feeling like he was in heaven, it was a feeling of relief, excitement, happiness and bliss. The repressed desire he was having for so long, was finally becoming true, it was like a wave of happiness and joy flowing through his soul.
"I'm also willing to fart on your face, B̫̀B̫́!", said Anna, smiling warmly and kindly, "My farts are silent but deadly, though. When I say silent, I really mean it, they make no sound at all! When I mean deadly, I mean they smell really, really bad! It's like a cursed, corrupted, rancid smell of garbage and rotten dinosaur eggs that will make you want to throw up!", she said, giggling at her description of her farts.
"My farts smell really bad, too", explained Emma, "maybe not 'deadly', but they do smell quite bad, it's not exactly nice to breathe my farts in", she said, smiling, slightly smirking, feeling proud.
"My farts are usually odorless, and when they do have a smell, they barely have any smell at all", said Isabella, blushing and feeling a little bit embarrassed, for some reason, "I hope you would still enjoy me farting on your face, B̫̀B̫́~", she said, smiling and blushing.
"My farts are sometimes odorless, and sometimes stink like hell", explained Giorgia, "depends on what I eat"
The part where Giorgia said 'depends on what I eat' made B̫̀B̫́ think about something. He wanted to ask all the girls what is it that makes their farts smell the worst. Giorgia's explanation gave him the best opportunity to ask that question as a fluid and natural follow-up to her explanation.
"So, Giorgia, what is it that makes your farts 'stink like hell', as you said?", B̫̀B̫́ asked.
"Depends, but if you want to be entirely sure that my farts will stink really badly, give me some ʁɵʁɵ, you can't go wrong with that!", she said, smiling.
"Okay then... ʁɵʁɵ... I must have it somewhere in my huge house", B̫̀B̫́ said, writing 'ʁɵʁɵ' on a notepad, so that he could later remember what it is, that makes his friends gassy.
"What about you, Anna? What is it that makes your farts stink as badly as possible?", B̫̀B̫́ asked, curious.
"I would say ᴖᴗᴖ, whenever I eat that, you better bring a gas mask if you want to come anywhere near me, haha~", she said, smiling and giggling.
"Okay... ᴖᴗᴖ", B̫̀B̫́ said, writing it on the notepad and writing that's the food that makes Anna's farts stink really badly, "what about you, Isabella?", he asked.
"Unfortunately for you, there's no food that makes my farts smell really bad, but this evening I would like to eat rice with pickled veggies!", she said.
"Okay... rice with pickled veggies...", said B̫̀B̫́, writing on his notepad that was the food Isabella wanted to eat, and he wrote that's not what makes her gassy, however, just to remember, "What about you, Kusako?"
"My farts are noxious no matter what I eat", she explained, "but if you really want me to make any large room uninhabitable for at least 500 heartbeats, cook me some baked beans, broccoli, eggs, milk, and a potatophobic burrito!", she said, starting to feel even more hungry than before, excited about the food, and thinking 'this is gonna give me some really deadly gas, but he's the one asking for this, so it's his problem!'.
"Okay... baked beans, broccoli, eggs, milk, and a potatophobic burrito", mumbled B̫̀B̫́, talking to himself, writing it down on his notepad, "what about you, Emma? What makes your farts stink as badly as possible?", he asked.
"Oh, definitely a plate of ↚̀↑̫↓͌↛́! You're gonna want to throw up after you'll smell my ↚̀↑̫↓͌↛́-fueled farts!~hehehe~", she said, feeling strangely proud and giggling.
"Okay... a plate of ↚̀↑̫↓͌↛́", he mumbled, writing it down on his notepad, "So... ʁɵʁɵ for Giorgia, ᴖᴗᴖ for Anna, rice with pickled veggies for Isabella, baked beans, broccoli, eggs, milk, and a potatophobic burrito for Kusako, and a plate of ↚̀↑̫↓͌↛́ for Emma", he said, reading out loud, "I will eat some Ô. I'm going to prepare dinner now. Please wait, it will be ready soon!", he said, smiling and feeling very excited for what's going to happen next. He went to the kitchen and started preparing the dinner for his friends, and for himself, too. While he was cooking the food, his heart was beating fast, in happiness and excitement, he was really looking forward to being facefarted by his friends, a fantasy that has been unsatisfied for an awfully long time. Once he finished cooking the dinner for his friends and himself, he brought it to the table, and they all started eating happily.
"B̫̀B̫́ is really gonna need a gas mask after I finish eating this~", said Anna while eating the ᴖᴗᴖ, feeling proud. What Anna said turned him on a little bit.
"He's probably gonna need two or three gas masks on his face, actually~", said Kusako, patting her belly with her hand after finishing the baked beans. She still had broccoli, eggs, milk and the potatophobic burrito to eat, before being completely powered-up beyond olfactive comprehension.
"Does it matter how many gas masks he's gonna need? He shouldn't be allowed to wear them anyway, he asked us for our very smelly farts, and we're gonna make him smell them~", said Giorgia, giggling and biting her lips, and what she said turned B̫̀B̫́ on even more than before. He really was looking forward to smell all their farts, and see how stinky they would be, a curiosity that has been tormenting him for over half of his life.
"You're very right~", said Kusako, feeling excited, and all B̫̀B̫́'s other friends agreed, too. B̫̀B̫́'s heart was beating fast in excitement. After some time, they all finished eating their dinner, including B̫̀B̫́, so they got up from their chairs and decided to have some fun before going to sleep. Anna wanted to listen to B̫̀B̫́'s heavy metal vinyls, and the others wanted to do other things to have fun and entertain themselves.
"Great dinner! I loved the food!", said Kusako, patting her belly, smiling and feeling satisfied.
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Shortly after Kusako patted her belly, a mysterious flatulent stench spread through the dining room they were eating in (yes, B̫̀B̫́ has multiple dining rooms. He's rich and has a huge house, after all). It smelled awful, and everyone was looking at Kusako with a disgusted face.
"Hell no! Don't look at me like that! It wasn't me! My farts smell way worse than this!", she said. She was telling the truth: in fact, the author of that nauseating, rancid stench was Anna (or her ass, depending on your interpretation of the philosophical concept of 'agency'), and she soon admitted it. As soon as Kusako said 'my farts smell way worse than this', B̫̀B̫́ was feeling shocked by that bit of information, because that fart Anna just released made his eyes water, and it smelled so bad he could feel his throat burn whenever he took even a small whiff, and his nostrils hair sting even when he wasn't breathing at all. How can anyone's farts smell 'way worse than this', is something that B̫̀B̫́ was deeply wondering, in a mix between curiosity, excitement and fear. He was starting to realize that perhaps he was vastly underestimating how awful their farts would actually smell.
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"Aaaahhhh~Now THIS was me!", said Kusako, feeling relieved and proud of letting out that stink bomb from her ass. A few heartbeats and she was sure they would all smell it. And they did smell it. Everyone (including B̫̀B̫́) was screaming, gagging and running away. A few heartbeats later, they all ran away from the dining room they were eating in, and were in the huge hallway. Kusako smiled proudly, followed the others into the hallway, and said 'I wouldn't recommend going back there, it's gonna be uninhabitable for at least a thousand heartbeats~", she said, proud of herself and her stinky fart, gagging a little from the stench of her own fart, as not even she could stand that smell or be in that room. B̫̀B̫́ was feeling shocked at just how incredibly awful Kusako's fart smelled. He couldn't even stay one heartbeat inside that room, the smell was toxic, rancid and suffocating, it was indeed a lot worse than even Anna's fart. He understood there was no way he could stand one of Kusako's farts right on his face, it would be a suicide to have such a nasty gas blasted right up his nostrils, and he understood that perfectly, so he was thinking about telling them, or at least Kusako and Anna, that their farts were far too smelly for him. "Hey B̫̀B̫́! I have another fart coming! Get your face in here!", Kusako said, pointing at her ass with her index finger, inviting B̫̀B̫́ to shove his face there and smell her upcoming fart, "Quick!", she warned. B̫̀B̫́ was very hesitant but he decided to tell her that he didn't feel ready to smell such an awful fart at point blank distance, so he admitted it openly. "Oh come on, B̫̀B̫́! Didn't you say 'the stinkier the better'?", said Kusako, feeling disappointed, "I'm gonna fart anyway~"
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"Aaaahhhh~it feels good to let it out~it burned my asshole, so it's gonna truly stink~", she said, feeling proud of herself. A few heartbeats later, the awful stench of Kusako's fart spread through a large area across the hallway, and everyone, excluding Kusako herself, but including B̫̀B̫́, started screaming, gagging, and running away, again, while Kusako was laughing out loud, until she smelled her own fart, and then she too started gagging and walking away from her own fart, but still feeling very proud of what she unleashed from her own ass.
"Hey B̫̀B̫́!", said Anna, calling him, "my farts smell awful too, I know, but not as bad as Kusako's! Would you like me to fart on your face?", she suggested, smiling warmly. B̫̀B̫́ was undecided, and a bit hesitant, but eventually he accepted, so Anna placed her ass on B̫̀B̫́'s nose, making use his nose was right between her asschecks, and released a deadly, completely silent fart.
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"GAAAHHH!!!", B̫̀B̫́ yelled as he felt his nose burning and rotting under an abominable stench of putridity, he felt his whole face very warm (?? °C, ?? °F, ??? K) from the blast of the hot /(°C_°F_K)/ gas that was fired right into his nose and face, he gagged from the rancid miasma that stuck around his face, of course he immediately moved his head away from Anna's butt.
"I told you my farts were completely silent... but deadly!", said Anna, proud of herself. She was right, her fart made no sound at all, and it smelled awful. B̫̀B̫́ was gagging and he wanted to throw up, at this point he was thinking that perhaps, the only farts he was willing to smell, were Isabella's, but he was still having some doubts about what 'almost odorless' actually meant, if his nose was right between Isabella's buttcheeks, perhaps it would still be quite smelly? He wanted to try, anyway, he was feeling very curious about it.
"I'm starting to feel a little bit sleepy", said Isabella, "shall we go to sleep?", she asked. B̫̀B̫́ agreed, but some others were not feeling sleepy yet.
"Isabella... is it true your farts are 'almost odorless'?", B̫̀B̫́ asked, curious.
"Yeah, I told you earlier! They barely have any smell at all. Sometimes they are completely odorless", she explained.
"Could you please fart on my face whenever you have a fart ready? I'm curious if I could still smell anything with my nose so close to the source of the smell! Also, the farts of Kusako and Anna are deadly, unbreathable, there's absolutely no way I can breathe their farts in, and with my nose close to their ass, it smells even worse! So perhaps smelling your farts would be more enjoyable for me, Isabella. Would you be okay with that?", B̫̀B̫́ asked.
"Okay, B̫̀B̫́!", she said, smiling warmly, "In fact, I have to fart right now! Come on, put your nose here, don't feel ashamed!", she said, pointing at her ass with her index finger like Kusako did, smiling kindly, hoping that her farts will be within B̫̀B̫́'s olfactory tolerance range. B̫̀B̫́ put his nose right on Isabella's ass, not feeling ashamed, since she was doing her best to make B̫̀B̫́ feel comfortable about it.
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B̫̀B̫́ smelled the fart, it was mildly hot, mildly spicy to inhale, and it did have a distinct rotten (v)eggy smell, but at least it was not unbearable. 'Wow, is this what 'almost odorless' means? Anything stinkier than this, and at the very least it becomes a titanic challenge to breathe such a fart in', he thought, now understanding how severely he underestimated how smelly being facefarted would be. Still, even though Isabella's fart stunk a little bit, he managed to breathe it in, and he was fun doing it.
"Do you like it? It's not too smelly, is it?", Isabella asked, smiling gently.
"I mean... it stinks. That's not what I thought when you said 'almost odorless', but at least it's not unbearable, and I had fun breathing it in", said B̫̀B̫́, liking Isabella's mild-smelling, bearable farts.
"I'm sleepy, though. Can we just go to sleep now?", Isabella said.
"Okay!", said B̫̀B̫́.
"But before that... HUG TIME!", said Isabella, grinning excited. Everyone else agreed, too. Hug time sounded like a fun and pleasant thing to do.
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Isabella hugged B̫̀B̫́ \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Isabella hugged Anna \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Isabella hugged Emma \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Isabella hugged Giorgia \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Isabella hugged Kusako \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Anna hugged Emma \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Anna hugged Giorgia \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Anna hugged Kusako \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Anna hugged B̫̀B̫́ \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Emma hugged Giorgia \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Emma hugged Kusako \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Emma hugged B̫̀B̫́ \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Giorgia hugged Kusako \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Giorgia hugged B̫̀B̫́ \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
\(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Kusako hugged B̫̀B̫́ \(ᴖᴗᴖ)/
They all hugged each other, and then they were deciding who sleeps with whom, or whether everyone slept together, or in separate bedrooms.
"Let's all sleep in the same bed, but the gassiest of y'all will have to keep their farts under the blanket and please try your very best to not leak any gas out from inside the blanket, okay?", said B̫̀B̫́, having an idea of how to 'survive' in that 'problematic' situation, but Giorgia quickly pointed out a flaw in his reasoning.
"Blankets can't contain a gas the same way a hermetically sealed container can", Giorgia explained, "the smell is gonna leak, and sleeping with the smell of our farts around will be very difficult", she predicted. B̫̀B̫́ was feeling stubborn, and he wanted to try anyway. Giorgia told him 'alright, but don't say I didn't warn you!', smiling and sticking her tongue out playfully. Despite Giorgia's warning, B̫̀B̫́ and his friends (including Giorgia) went to sleep in a very large bedroom that contained a very large bed, such a large bed could easily allow 10 people to sleep comfortably together. B̫̀B̫́'s friends were all shocked by how large the bedroom and the bed was, it looked like a 5-STAR luxury hotel. They got under the blanket, closed their eyes and tried to fall asleep.
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"Excuse me", said Isabella. Everyone, perhaps except B̫̀B̫́, started panicking, but they quickly realized they couldn't smell anything at all. Even B̫̀B̫́, who previously could smell it a little bit when Isabella farted right on his face, this time he couldn't smell anything at all. He wondered whether that fart Isabella just released was 'less smelly' than the other one, or whether it was just because she didn't blast it right on his face. It was a question whose answer was mysterious for B̫̀B̫́. After everyone calmed down, they closed their eyes again and tried to fall asleep.
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Since Anna's fart made no sound at all, nobody was prepared to be suddenly hit with that powerful, rancid stench that made the air almost unbreathable.
"EWW!!! Who farted?", complained Isabella, putting her shirt over her nose, but of course it was useless to do so. Anna blushed, but with a bit of hesitancy, she said:
"It was me. Sorry. I hope B̫̀B̫́ enjoys the smell~"
B̫̀B̫́ was coughing and gagging, he did enjoy the concept of feeling his sense of smell overwhelmed because of a girl's stinky fart, his heart was telling him to stay, but his b̫̀rain was telling him to get the hell out of the and breathe some fresh air.
"I have to fart, too. Sorry, mates!", said Kusako, and everyone (except Kusako) started panicking and screaming in fear, knowing her fart was going to stink really bad.
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As soon as they heard that scary sound, they started screaming in fear and running away, trying to escape the room as soon as possible. They were utterly shocked to find out that Kusako's fart stunk up the entire bedroom (which was HUGE) and made it smell AWFUL! They would never believed a fart could smell THIS bad! Kusako was giggling and laughing at their reactions, but about 10 heartbeats later, the smell was too much even for her, and even she had to leave the room.
"So, what do we do? Where will we sleep?", asked Kusako, trying not to laugh or even chuckle.
"I have an idea. Let's go to the 8th floor, everyone. Let's use the elevator, because all the floors of this house are huge, walking across them would require too much time. PLEASE do not fart inside the elevator, thanks", B̫̀B̫́ said, leading his friends to the elevator, where they could reach the 8th floor of his house. They entered inside the elevator, which was pretty large compared to most other elevators on their planet, so 6 people could stay comfortably inside of that. B̫̀B̫́ selected '8th floor' and they were waiting to arrive at destination. Isabella's stomach was gurgling a little bit, and she said:
"I have to fart", visibly feeling uncomfortable, but since her farts were usually odorless, B̫̀B̫́ gave her the permission to fart,
"Fine, Isabella, let it out. Your farts don't smell that bad, after all", he said.
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"Aaaaaaaahhhh~I really needed to let this out. Thank you for letting me relieve myself, B̫̀B̫́!", said Isabella, smiling warmly and feeling happy. His other friends were not feeling happy at all, though, and started complaining.
"B̫̀B̫́!", said Giorgia, feeling a bit offended, "You're letting Isabella fart, but not me or the others! I disapprove of your unequal treatment, it's unfair, I need to fart, too!", she said, hoping that he would let the others fart, too.
"Sorry, Giorgia, sorry, everyone. Isabella's farts don't smell much, that's why I let her fart in this elevator. It shouldn't take long to reach the 8th floor, you can fart there as soon as we arrive there, so PLEASE be patient!", said B̫̀B̫́, trying to avoid angering them, since that would mean they would rebel and fart inside the elevator, making it an unbearable experience for everyone inside the elevator.
"Too bad, B̫̀B̫́, I need to fart NOW! Since Isabella farted, I'm gonna fart, too!", she said, with a proud and defiant smile.
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The large elevator was suddenly filled with a nasty stench that came from Giorgia's ass, just a few heartbeats
and it completely filled up the whole elevator entirely {this strangely-structured paragraph is intentionally FULL of unnecessary synonyms}. EVERYone
tried to brave the stench and avoid complaining, but it was useless, they soon all started gagging on the stench and they were desperate to get out, even Giorgia, sniffing her own fart, said: 'whoa, this is powerful!', impressed by how bad her own fart smelled. Since the elevator already smelled really bad, Anna decided to relieve herself by farting, too, knowing that her fart would be completely silent, so nobody will know it's her.
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Shortly after Anna farted, the elevator smelled even worse, everyone felt like they were about to throw up, they were desperate, and they were wondering how long would that damn elevator take before reaching the 8th floor! Emma had to fart, too. 'What difference does it make, this elevator smells like a demoness' sewer', she thought, so she relieved herself by farting, too. Sure the ↚̀↑̫↓͌↛́ made Emma super gassy, and she needed to let it out.
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The elevator smelled truly horrible, it felt like a torture to all of them, including the author of the farts. That abhorrent mix between the farts of various different people was making all eyes water, and having to breathe felt like a curse inflicted upon them by the deities of evolutionary biology. Kusako had to fart, too, and as soon as she announced... 'Well, you know, I'm gonna fart, too. The beans are brewing something truly toxic inside my stomach'... everyone started screaming in total fear, trapped inside an elevator with such an abominable smell, and knowing it was going to become even worse.
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The elevator quickly turned into something truly deadly, almost like something that could be used to execute criminals who dared to commit the heinous crime of eating a slice of pizza in Tomatophobistan. All of them, even Kusako, couldn't help but gag at the unholy stench that was infesting the elevator and making it impossible to breathe in there (especially after that last fart Kusako let out). Luckily, the elevator opened in about a dozen heartbeats, and everyone ran out of there very quickly, even though their energies were almost drained by breathing in such wicked gases. After gagging and coughing quite a bit from the residual stench in their noses and clothes, they breathed fresh air in, and were ready to proceed. B̫̀B̫́ showed Kusako a place where she could sleep uninterrupted from her own farts, at the eleventh door on the left of the hall.
"My scientific laboratory. Or science lab, informally", he explained.
"Whoa!", everyone else exclaimed, amazed.
"That transpared glass can be closed hermetically. You can sleep with your upper body outside of that glass, and your lower body inside that glass, so that the farts will be contained in that huge box", he explained, "what do you think happens if the pressure in that huge box rises, while the volume and temperature remain constant?", he asked.
"I don't know... I think I studied that stuff at school, but I forgot shortly after giving the exam", Kusako explained.
"Same, Kusako. Same...", said B̫̀B̫́, vaguely remembering something related to 'Boyle' and 'Gay-Lussac', and not even being sure that was something related, "So, would you like to try sleeping here?", he asked.
"Alright!", said Kusako, wanting to try.
"This remote control closes the box hermetically. As soon as you're ready, press this red button. Press it again to unlock the box", explained B̫̀B̫́.
"Okay", said Kusako, pressing the red button, "this feels really uncomfortable, B̫̀B̫́. I can't even change position if I sleep like this. It's gonna be a tough night...", she said, "I have to fart now. Let's see if this box really can contain it", she said, wondering curious.
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"Aaaahhhh~let's wait a few heartbeats now", she said. They were all waiting, and nothing was smelt, so they all understood the method was working, and that Kusako could sleep peacefully without being assaulted by the stench of her own farts while she was sleeping. "But you know what? Sleeping like this is extremely uncomfortable, I can never change position, and there's no space between my skin and this cold, creepy mechanical device that locks the inside of the box from the outside. Can I sleep on the floor of the hall, B̫̀B̫́? Maybe we could bring a mattress there and I could sleep there, between the hall!", she suggested, and B̫̀B̫́ said he was okay with that. Kusako pressed the red button again, and the box was unlocked. The entire lab suddenly smelled awful, they understood that was Kusako's flatulence that leaked outside of the box as soon as she unlocked the box, so everyone ran away from the room, and Kusako was giggling and laughing seeing how everyone was reacting to the smell of her fart, which, to her credit, was very smelly even for her own nose. "I wonder what would happen if I farted right on someone's face~", said Kusako, thinking out loud, and strangely getting a little bit aroused at the thought, for some reason. She didn't know why she was feeling like that. Everyone panicked at the thought of Kusako farting on anyone's face, but she was curious to find out, and she had a fart ready to unleash, and since B̫̀B̫́ previously asked her and the other friends to fart on his face, she decided to fart right on B̫̀B̫́'s face. She took B̫̀B̫́'s head with her hands, shoved it right between her asscheecks, making sure that his nose was right on her butthole, and let it rip.
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"Aaaaaaaahhhh~does it smell bad enough for you, B̫̀B̫́? This is what you asked for. Is this what you wanted?~", she said, feeling satisfied as she could feel the stinky warmth coming out from her anus and warming B̫̀B̫́'s nose with the gas that came out of her ass. For B̫̀B̫́, it was like time stood still, it was an unreal feeling of being vastly overwhelmed by a noxious stench of abhorrent putridity. B̫̀B̫́ fell to the ground, with his eyes watering, gagging and throwing up a little bit. He was convulsing on the floor, with his brain awkwardly trying to comprehend the intensely overpowering stench that it had to process. Everyone got worried for him, he really did feel super sick, and Kusako was feeling guilty for what she did, she was feeling like a jerk, 'I knew how insanely awful my farts smell, and yet, just because of my selfish curiosity, I harmed a good friend of mine', she thought, almost crying from the intense feeling of guilt she was feeling. The nasty stench of Kusako's fart spread through a large area of the hallway, making it impossible for his friends (except Kusako) to even get near him to try and help him. Kusako took him to a safer place, she opened the elevator, but unfortunately, the elevator still had a very strong and nasty residual stench of the previous farts that were let inside of it, so they were looking for a room to bring B̫̀B̫́ to. They chose the second room on the left, which was a relatively small bedroom, they brought B̫̀B̫́ there, and after some time, he fully regained his senses.
"I'm so sorry, B̫̀B̫́!", Kusako said, crying, and hoping to be forgiven.
"Don't worry, Kusako. It's my fault. I didn't know what I was asking for", he said, with a weak smile, as he just regained his energies, "hug?", he asked. Kusako smiled and accepted. B̫̀B̫́ and Kusako hugged each other and they were feeling happy and grateful of their friendship.
"I'll sleep here, everyone. I'm feeling very sleepy. See y'all tomorrow. Please, try to find some place to sleep in around this floor, or even around the house. We'll see each other next morning and have fun again", B̫̀B̫́ said, smiling happy to have such wonderful friends, and the others were trying to find a place to sleep in. Kusako's fart in the hallway didn't completely dissipate, but it was considerably less smelly than it was before, the stench was barely bearable, so they could explore the floor and try to find somewhere to sleep in. Giorgia was curious about exploring the house instead of just the 8th floor, so she took a deep breath, entered the elevator (which still stunk really bad, but it was (barely) bearable, at least), and she immediately noticed that the '8' key was weird, it could be rotated. She rotated it and it looked like '∞'. She then pressed that '∞' button and waited, wondering where it would take her. After some time, she arrived at the destination, and 'whoa', she thought, it looked like she brought her to an entirely different planet! It was daytime, the weather was very hot (303 K, 30 °C, 86 °F), the sky was yellow and the grass was magenta, and she was feeling amazed to visit such a strange place. She decided to fart on that planet... or whatever that place was.
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh~if this is really a different planet, I'm so proud that my flatulence has finally become multiplanetary!", she said, giggling and feeling proud, "eeeeeewww!!! It really stinks!", she said, sniffing her own fart and coughing from the powerful, rotten stench it unapologetically possessed, then she started laughing, feeling proud of herself, and went back to the elevator, "8th floor" again. After some time, they all found a place where to sleep, but Isabella was feeling disturbed of such a huge house, dark at night, with a feeling of isolation and being alone due to the sheer size of the house, and she also had a scary nightmare, so she knocked at various doors, until she found the door of the bedroom Anna was sleeping in. Anna was feeling startled at hearing the knocking of the door, she was also feeling a little bit uneasy at the darkness and huge size of B̫̀B̫́'s house.
"Who's there?", yelled Anna, feeling a little bit scared as she was not expecting to hear any knocking.
"It's me, Isabella! I'm too scared to sleep alone. Can I sleep with you?", Isabella asked, hoping to feel comforted.
"Okay!", said Anna, feeling relieved it was just Isabella, "I'll move this bed near the window, so you can breathe some fresh air by having the head near the open window. I'll sleep on the floor. My farts still stink really bad, even worse than usual, because I ate the ᴖᴗᴖ, so I wouldn't recommend sleeping in the same bed as me, haha", said Anna, trying to laugh a bit to lighten up the scary vibes.
"Please hug me, I'm scared!", Isabella asked Anna for a hug, and of course she accepted, since they were really good friends, and Anna loved hugs, too.
/(ᴖᴗᴖ)/ Anna hugged Isabella \(ᴖᴗᴖ)\
"Thank you, Anna!", said Isabella, smiling and feeling grateful.
"You're welcome, Isabella! Hey, I have an idea to make you laugh a bit! Shall we silently sneak into B̫̀B̫́'s room and fart on his face, then watch his reaction? My farts stink, sure, but not as bad Kusako's. He'll be fine!", suggested Anna. Isabella was feeling very hesitant, since she didn't want to 'harm' B̫̀B̫́, "Come on, Isabella! He'll be fine, I promise!", Anna said, smiling, and Isabella eventually accepted. They both silently sneaked into B̫̀B̫́'s room, very silently and slowly opened the door, and Anna placed her butt very near B̫̀B̫́'s face, but very silently and moving very slow, to avoid waking him up, and then she released her usual silent but deadly fart, a few centimeters ('a few inches' can also be a relatively good approximation) from B̫̀B̫́'s face.
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Anna's fart was completely silent, even in the dead of the night it could not be heard at all, then Anna quickly and silently went away from B̫̀B̫́, and Anna and Isabella were looking at him from right outside of the bedroom, as soon as B̫̀B̫́ made a weird disgusted face in his sleep, Anna and Isabella started laughing silently, then they immediately closed the door, and they could hear him complaining about the smell and loudly gagging. Anna and Isabella were laughing hard and having lots of fun hearing him reacting like that. Isabella forget about her fear, and she went back to "her own" bedroom, sleeping calmly and peacefully. What a fun sleepover. It was sure a gassy one.
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King Azküazz looked at the analysis of the sensorial experiences of the Boltzmann Brain his scientist servants analyzed, and he was feeling shocked, disturbed and disgusted by what he said.
"So, it is true what they said, that a Boltzmann Brain can have coherent experiences, memories, and a sense of identity", he said, based on what he just observed.
"Indeed, Your Majesty!", said [[[[[
"It is really bizarre what this Boltzmann Brain just experienced, though. Asking his friends to fart on his face, and living such a weird life on the surface of that planet. He thinks he's a real person living in a real reality, but in truth, he's just a disembodied brain floating in the empty vacuum of the cosmic space, and his experiences, feelings, emotions, thoughts, beliefs, dreams, memories, and all of his life is just a complete illusion. A disembodied brain, created by the random fluctuations of space. An aberration of existence", King Azküazz opined, "but what if I'm a Boltzmann Brain, too? Would there be any way to prove that I am not a Boltzmann Brain?", he asked, wondering.
"Unfortunately, no, Your Majesty. There is absolutely no way of proving oneself is not a Boltzmann Brain", explained [[[[[, hoping not to disappoint the King.
"Where is the Jester?", he asked.
"Your Majesty... the Jester has unfortunately passed away due to a Bakemonoth attack", said [[[[[
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"What the hell does this even mean?", said B̫̀B̫́, shocked by what he just saw.
"A hell of a coincidence, a Boltzmann Brain that experiences himself as 'King Azküazz', who experiences himself analyzing a Boltzmann Brain that depicts that gassy evening we had 10 years ago", said Giorgia, feeling a little bit shocked by the uncanny coincidence.
"Giorgia! What does this even mean? Did that evening that happened 10 years ago, where I asked all of you to fart on my face and you all ended up being so gassy, was it real? Did it actually happen? Why was the entirety of that evening replicated inside a Boltzmann Brain inside another Boltzmann Brain? Am I myself a Boltzmann Brain? Is my life real? I don't know how to explain this", said B̫̀B̫́, almost having a panic attack, and Isabella quickly hugged him to calm him down.
"Calm down, B̫̀B̫́! You're not a B̫̀ò̫l̫̀t̫̀z̫̀m̫̀à̫ǹ̫ǹ̫ B̫́ŕ̫á̫í̫ń̫! All that happened is just... we analyzed the experiences of a Boltzmann Brain, and apparently it experienced an illusory life of this 'King Azküazz' who just happened to experience the - illusory - action of analyzing an - illusory - Boltzmann Brain, that, by COMPLETE COINCIDENCE, just happened to contain a replica of that evening we had 10 years ago! But that doesn't mean the evening happened inside a Boltzmann Brain! That evening was real, trust me, B̫̀B̫́! The Boltzmann Brain that experienced the illusory life of 'King Azküazz' is real, but the Boltzmann Brain experiencing that evening we had 10 years ago is not real, please understand this! That Boltzmann Brain does not exist, it's just an illusory experience that 'King Azküazz' had, entirely by coincidence. A Boltzmann Brain is real, but a Boltzmann Brain inside a Boltzmann Brain is not. Your life is real, B̫̀B̫́, now please try to calm down, okay?", said Giorgia, hugging him along with Isabella.
"Since when the Ölmäts visited our planet and gave us these advanced alien technologies and this spaceship we're in, my life has never been the same. I miss the planet we grew up in, I miss that simple life, I miss being younger, I miss that evening where y'all had those stinky farts that smelled so bad I couldn't stand them... I hate my life now, I want to go back to that planet, and to that simpler life! I miss hearing the relaxing sound of those waves, seeing the birds flying in the sky, I miss the Woods of MagickOS, I miss the simplicity and happiness I used to feel. And now that I saw what this 'King Azküazz' experienced, I can't help but wonder if my life is even real. Perhaps everything is Maya, just an illusion...", B̫̀B̫́ said, almost crying from the confusion and the existential despair he was going through. Isabella, Giorgia, Emma, Anna and Kusako were all hugging him in a group hug, trying to comfort him as much as possible. B̫̀B̫́ looked at a mirror in the spaceship, but only his reflection appeared, everyone else didn't appear in the mirror, but only in the 'real' life. B̫̀B̫́ thought he was starting to go insane, but after a while, he calmed down, with all his friends hugging him.
"B̫̀B̫́, there's no way to prove you're actually not a Boltzmann Brain... but even if you are, why thinking about it? It's just pointless existential overthinking! Why don't you just try to live in the moment, enjoying the little good things that life has to bring you? What's the point of worrying whether or not you're a Boltzmann Brain, is a life spent worrying about it, a life worth living, in the end?", suggested Anna, and what Anna said made B̫̀B̫́ smile.
"You're right, Anna! If I want to go back to a simpler life, I should have simpler thoughts!", B̫̀B̫́ said, smiling and feeling determined to live a happy life.
"Would you like me to fart on your face again like me and the others did 10 years ago? That could help, hehe~", said Anna, trying to convince B̫̀B̫́ to get farted on, as she was having a fart ready inside her stomach.
"Okay!", said B̫̀B̫́, taking a deep breath, preparing himself to take the nasty stench in.
"I have eaten ᴖᴗᴖ this morning, so get ready~", said Anna, ready to fart on B̫̀B̫́'s face, "Nnnggghhh..."
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