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Host star data:
Radius: 1,000,000 km (1.44 Solar Radii)
Temperature (photosphere): 5,555 K
Mass: 3 Solar Masses
Planetary data:
-Orbital Characteristics:
Aphelion: 300,000,000 km
Perihelion: 200,000,000 km
Semi-major axis: 250,000,000 km
Orbital Period: 433.013 Earth Days
Satellites: 0
-Physical characteristics:
Mean radius: 3,185 km (0.50 Earth Radii)
Surface area: 127,411,466 km²
Volume: 1.35*10^11 km³
Mean density: 8.25 g/cm³
Surface gravity: 7.3575 m/s² (0.75 g)
Escape velocity: 6.7 km/s
Rotation period: 26 hours 24 minutes
Solar day: 26 hours 27 minutes
Axial Tilt: 11°15'
Albedo: 0.1
Surface temperature:
-During aphelion: 223K (-50 °C) (-58 °F)
-Average: 243K (-30 °C) (-22 °F)
-During perihelion: 273K (0 °C) (32 °F)
Surface atmospheric pressure: 10.1 kPa
Atmospheric composition:
95% nitrogen
5% carbon dioxide
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Community data:
Latitude: 5°37'30''
Population: 1,200,000
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I just woke up, just like I do everyday in this planet. Today, just like everyday, a long day at work awaits me. I work as a chef in a free restaurant, and cooking and preparing food gets stressful after a while. You have to work 2,200 hours per year here, which is, on average, 6 hours a day. At least, this is true if you work for a free service. If you work for a free service, you get access to all free services. Unlike on Earth, most people here have chosen to work for free and get things for free. From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.
My life is mostly boring, but today will be different. See, since I was a kid, I always wanted to smell a girl's fart. I know, I know, it's a bit weird, but this is who I am. I know a girl who is open-minded enough to make my wishes come true. Today I will ask her, will I finally be happy? I need to be brave and shameless. There is nothing to be ashamed about, anyway. I'm really excited and anxious for what will happen. I can't make any mistake, this is my opportunity!
After a long day at work, I go to the dining-hall, the "Interstellar Kitchen", and my heart starts beating fast. I know she goes to this kitchen every evening, I cannot miss her. I can't find her, and my heart starts beating faster. What if she's not here this evening? My breathing becomes shorter, and I need to calm down, but my mind can't accept that its fantasies won't come true. I look around and she was in front of me, which startled me.
"Are you okay?", she asked, confused.
"Yes, of course", I said, with my heart still beating fast.
"Hmm...", she mumbled.
"Can I talk to you in private?", I requested.
"Of course, let's go!", she said, smiling.
I explained the situation. I told her how strong was my desire to smell a girl's fart. Surprisingly, she wasn't disgusted or anything. She smiled and wasn't judgmental. I felt really weird, I was worrying for something that I shouldn't had worried about.
"So, you really want to smell a girl's fart", she said, smiling and nodding.
"Exactly, this has been my wish since I was a kid. I daydreamed about this a lot, until the day I realized this will never happen, so I gave up even thinking about it", I admitted, sad.
"It's not something that's difficult to achieve. Just ask your best female friends and you might get it. You really shouldn't be ashamed about asking. Yes, it's weird, but I would say there are thousands of people with your same interest in this city alone", she said, smiling.
"I'm sorry if I'm asking, but are you okay with farting on my face?", I asked, blushing, almost crying, and regretting asking.
"Are you okay? You seem very embarrassed, but there's no need to be embarrassed. And yes, I can fart on your face, but I should warn you that my farts are very smelly", she said, smiling but serious.
"Well, actually, that's a lot better! I love it when girls' farts are very smelly!", I said, happy.
"Okay then. I will warn you when I have one", she said, smiling.
My heart is beating fast, I will finally smell a girl's farts for the first time in my life! I'm so happy, but this hasn't happened yet so I'm really hyped for this. I wait and I wait, until...
"I have one now", she said, with a teasing smile. Oh I love this moment, "Quick, put your nose down there!", she said, giggling.
I put my nose near her ass, and I felt some warm and stinky air rushing inside my nostrils.
*pppbbbrrrttt*
Wow, just wow. The smell is so strong, and I love it!
The smell lingered there for more than a minute and I smelt it all. I'm so happy now!
I got up, a bit dizzy from the smell, and I thanked her.
"Thank you so much! I'm so happy!", I said, excited.
"You can smell more of my farts if you want, anytime", she said, smiling kindly.
"Thank you so much again! You're so kind!", I said, with a weird happy feeling inside of me. Am I falling in love with her? Impossible! I need some time to think.
"Grab your space-suit, we're going to see the starset!", she said, smiling and touching my hand. This euphoric feeling is very pleasant.
We start wearing our own space-suits and we went to the airlock. As the pressure in the airlock was decreasing, the pressure I was feeling from this embarrassing situation was decreasing as well. Is this what happiness really feels like?
As soon as the pressure in the airlock reached 10.1 kPa, we could finally open the door and go outdoors.
We saw that our star was about to set. We sat down somewhere and watched the star slowly setting below the horizon, while holding each other's hands. As everything was getting darker, artificial lights were starting to be turned on. It feels really pleasant to be outside with a good friend at night.
Eventually, astronomical twilight ended, and the sky was really dark. Due to the light pollution of our city, we couldn't see other distant stars well, but nevertheless, the night sky is always a fascinating vision.
Incoming message.
/Let's return to our own homes. We'll see each other again tomorrow/
/Agreed/, I typed to her.
Sadly, we can't hug each other while wearing our space-suits, but I'll hug her tomorrow. Our friendship became stronger.
I returned to my home, and as the pressure in the airlock was increasing, I was getting happier for what happened today.
As soon as the pressure inside the airlock reached 101 kPa, I was ready to open the door. I live alone in my house, but I often see other people at work and in the kitchen. I'm rarely alone, plus my neighbours are quite friendly, and we visit each other sometimes.
I took off my spacesuit, started playing videogames, and I'll go to sleep soon.
What a happy day I just had. Not only my long-lasting wish has become true, but I also think I kinda fell in love with her.
Honestly, I don't know what to think, I'll just let this happiness sink in. After playing videogames for one hour, I started feeling sleepy, so I went to bed, it's warm and fuzzy here under the blankets. I wish she was here, to fart and trap me under the blanket, but not only that. Do I wish something more than that? Better not to think about it.
Now I just need to sleep and be happy about what happened. Tomorrow will be another stressful day at work, but at least I will meet her. Yes, that will be beautiful. My life has become perfect, it's weird, because it used to be boring and I used to be so shy. No worries, though, good night Universe.
Good morning, Universe! I'm ready for another long day at work!
I wear my spacesuit, enter the air lock, wait under the pressure is stable, exit my house and go to work.
Everyone greets me warmly, as they do everyday, and my life turns back to normal. I will be waiting for her.
"You look happy today", a coworker told me, smiling.
"Oh, it's nothing, really", I said, laughing a bit.
It's finally evening, and I meet her again.
As soon as went into a private room, she looked at me in the eyes and smiled.
"Do you want to smell my farts again?", she asked, smiling kindly, "I have one now, you know what to do", she said, happy.
*pppbbbfffrrrttt*
This was even (a bit) smellier than the last one!
"Thank you. My life is like heaven with you", I said, happy.
"You're welcome!", she said, hugging me happily.
I wonder how long this happiness and good moments will last, but you know, I should enjoy these moments while they last, because if I don't, I might regret it later.