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There is a lonely orphan guy who secretly has a fart fetish, and he's losing hope everyday as he doesn't think he'll ever be adopted.
His name is 2+2=4.
It was a hot summer day with a temperature of (302 K, 29 °C, 84 °F). In the town where 2+2=4 lives, there is a climate phenemon called kernloser Sommer, 'coreless summer', in which the average summer temperatures stay the same for about three quarters of the year, with an average day-time temperature of around (300 K, 27 °C, 81 °F) throughout the season. The other quarter of the year cycles through fall, winter and spring. Winter is the shortest season of the year, lasting for a few days, with average night-time temperatures of around (260 K, -13 °C, 9 °F). The closest Earth analogue climate types to the town where 2+2=4 lives would be either a humid continental climate (Köppen: Dfb), or an oceanic climate (Köppen: Cfb) (sorry Trewartha, I still luv u btw), depending on the importance placed on the very short but very cold winter. Precipitation is relatively abundant and evenly spread throughout the year, totaling about 666 mm (26.2 inches) per year on average. A year on the planet 2+2=4 lives in (which is called Stingy-B) lasts 273.94 Earth days (compared to 365.25 Earth days on Earth). A day on that planet lasts for 65 hours, 44 minutes, 44 seconds (2.7394 Earth days) (compared to 24 hours on Earth). The color of the clear skies during daytime is a bright yellow.
"(I need to deal more tomatoes, Don i^2=-1 is counting on me!)", he thought, trying to find new, clever, creative ways to deal tomatoes without being caught by the police. In such a highly tomatophobic society he lives in, anyone caught with tomato possession even for personal use risks execution by beheading, or even by crucifixion sometimes. Luckily, as the delicious taste of tomatoes give addiction to anyone who eats them, 2+2=4 has regular clients that buy tomatoes from him. As he was walking through the ghettos, a nice-looking, decimal girl approached him. She smiled, and didn't seem to be aggressive.
"Are you 2+2=4?", she asked. 2+2=4 was feeling a little bit nervous, he was wondering how she knew his name, and what she wanted from him. Could it be that she wants some tomatoes? Better not say anything about it, just in case she doesn't.
"Y-yeah... yes, I am", said 2+2=4, nervously, "How do you know my name? Who are you? What do you want?", he asked, feeling a bit anxious.
"My name is 6+6=12", she explained, smiling, "You are the one who asked us for adoption, right?", she asked.
"W-wait, how can I know you're genuine and that you're not pretending to be someone else?", 2+2=4 asked.
6+6=12 didn't say anything, she just showed him her business card, with her name, photo and business name in the card. "Totally Trusworthy Adoption Agency (TTAA) Inc.".
"Oh. I see", said 2+2=4, understanding the situation.
6+6=12 brought 2+2=4 into the building of the TTAA Inc. 2+2=4 started explaining his story:
"I still remember it, I was a little child, with a worryless and happy mind, until that night. The night when a 'UFO' flied above our house. The flying object was never identified, but I'm really sure about it, it was aliens. They abducted my parents, and killed them. I went outside of my house and saw my parents' dead bodies on the ground, while the UFO flied away and slowly faded away into the black night skies. From that night, I became an orphan, and wandered randomly and aimlessly through the streets while waiting for my requests of adoption to be accepted. I never thought this day would come. I feel really hopeful now!", explained 2+2=4.
"Don't worry, 2+2=4, you'll live with us from today. We'll treat you with kindness and love~♥ My name is 6+3=11, nice to meet you!", a girl said, smiling kindly.
"6+3=11? Is it a foreign name?", 2+2=4 asked, a bit confused about her name.
"Oh, you're used to decimal names! I'm octal!", said 6+3=11, smiling, "I hope that's not a problem for you!", she said, with a playful grin.
"Oh no! Of course not! I mean, I'm not a basist, all bases are okay for me!", he replied, "...in fact, I really do feel like all bases are belong to me...", he mumbled.
"I'm 1+1=10. I'm a binary girl~♥", another girl explained.
"I'm 6+9=F. I'm hexadecimal!", another girl explained, grinning happily.
"So, yeah, 2+2=4, you'll live with us from today~♥", said 6+6=12, hoping to make 2+2=4 feel as happy as possible.
The four girls accompanied 2+2=4 to their house, and he was feeling really happy to finally live stably in a house.
"The Burnerz have set several towns and cities on fire this year as well, just like they do every year. Unfortunately nobody can do anything about that. They are stronger than us normal humans, they can spit fire from their mouths, there's nothing we can do to defend our settlements from their attacks! Why do we have to live with this fear...", mumbled 6+9=F, feeling unsettled while reading the news for this year.
"I have finished cooking the fries! Oh, don't worry, even though eating potatoes is embarrassing, it's not illegal! Tomatoes, on the other hand...", said 1+1=10, bringing the fries to the table.
"I'll eat rice with mushrooms as usual", said 6+9=F.
2+2=4 ate the fries, and he didn't like them, because they were too salty, so he explained that to 1+1=10.
"These fries are too salty, 1+1=10. Could you please put a lot less salt in them next time?", asked 2+2=4.
"Don't worry, 2+2=4, I won't put any salt to the fries next time~♥", said 1+1=10.
"That's also not good. I like salt in the fries, but not as much as this", explained 2+2=4.
"So, do you want me to put salt in the fries or not?", asked 1+1=10, confused.
"Yes, but less than this", explained 2+2=4.
"Just tell me yes or no, I want a direct answer", said 1+1=10.
"Uhm...", 2+2=4 was starting to feel frustrated.
"Oh, don't worry, 2+2=4, 1+1=10 is always like that, she has a strange type of thinking. To her, it's either black or white, either all or nothing, either yes or no, either you're with her or against her, she seems unable to think in degrees. I'll cook the fries for you next time, 2+2=4~♥", explained 6+3=11.
"Thanks, 6+3=11", said 2+2=4, smiling and feeling grateful.
While they were eating - something else and not the super salty fries - 6+3=11 accidentally let out a loud fart while sitting on the chair at the meal table.
***PPPBBBBRRRFFFSSS***
She became red like the illegal fruit, because she was embarrassed.
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!", she said, blushing nervously.
"Oh, come on, 6+3=11, you feel embarrassed to accidentally let out a fart and you don't feel embarrassed to eat fried potatoes with salt?", 6+6=12 pointed out.
"Once you realize how arbitrary and seemingly random the reasons for embarrassment are, your mind will be released from a useless burden", said 6+9=F, expressing the knowledge and wisdom she has accumulated throughout her life.
"Either something is embarrassing, or it isn't. There's no middle ground", said 1+1=10.
The smell of 6+3=11's fart spread across the room, it smelled really bad! 1+1=10, 6+6=12 and 6+9=F complained about the smell, and left the room, going outdoors to have some fresh air. 2+2=4 stayed in the room, the smell was really bad, hot and rancid, and sometimes he was feeling like he had to throw up, but he loved that experience.
"6+3=11... I... I w-would like to tell you something...", 2+2=4 said, stuttering a little bit, embarrassed for what he wanted to tell her, but then he remember 6+9=F's words: 'Once you realize how arbitrary and seemingly random the reasons for embarrassment are, your mind will be released from a useless burden'.
"What is it? And I'm sorry for the smell, by the way...", 6+3=11 said, giggling nervously a little bit but smiling at the same time.
"I... like when girls fart, especially when their farts smell really bad. I loved it when you accidentally farted...", said 2+2=4, still feeling a little bit embarrassed.
"Wait... so, does that mean I can fart freely around you? You don't mind? You like it, even?", asked 6+3=11, feeling a little bit relieved, and smiling a bit.
"Yes, and... uhm... I would really like if you farted right on my face...♥", said 2+2=4, feeling glad he managed to overcome the embarrassment to ask for such a thing, making his fart fetish no longer a secret.
"That's not a problem at all, 2+2=4. In fact, I have to let another fart out right now, so, 2+2=4, put your nose right in here~♥", she said, pointing at her ass with her index finger, "come on, 2+2=4, I know you want to~♥", she said, and 2+2=4 was feeling overwhelmed by joy and happiness. He put his nose right on 6+3=11's ass, right between her asscheecks, as she was ready to fart right on his nose, "get ready to sniff~♥", she said, giggling playfully, "nnnggghhh...~♥♥♥"
***PPPBBBRRRFFFTTTSSSFFF***
The warm stinky gas went up his nostrils and surrounded his face like a dense suffocating fog that was difficult to breathe in. 2+2=4 started coughing a little bit and the smell was really disgusting, it smelled like rotten eggs, rotten potatoes with a hint of rotten tomatoes, and he jokingly thought it was a sign that such a nasty smell should be illegal. He pulled his face away from her butt, explaining her that her fart was too stinky for him, but thanked her for offering him such an exciting experience.
"Hey 2+2=4, I have another fart coming, so you don't want to smell it?", asked 6+3=11, wondering.
"Uhm... okay, I'll smell that one, too!", said 2+2=4, putting his nose on her butt again.
***BBBPPPRRRAAAFFFTTTSSSFFF***
In the meanwhile, while 6+3=11 was farting on 2+2=4's nose, 1+1=10, 6+6=12 and 6+9=F entered the house again.
"Phew, it still stinks in here!", complained 1+1=10, "Hey, what the hell are you two doing?", she asked, confused.
At first, 2+2=4 was feeling embarrassed, but then he remember the words of 6+9=F about the reasons of embarrassment being so random and arbitrary and then he no longer felt embarrassed.
"2+2=4 said he likes when girls farts and especially when their farts smell really bad~♥", said 6+3=11.
"Y-yeah... that's right!", said 2+2=4, initially feeling embarrassed but then feeling confident.
"Either farts stink, or they don't", said 1+1=10, "and mine do~♥", she said.
"I can fart on your face, too, no problem for me", said 6+6=12.
"Same, I can do that too if you want, but before that, I'm going into my room to meditate, please don't disturb me until I have finished", said 6+9=F, walking towards her room.
"Meditate?", said 2+2=4, curious.
"Yes, she always goes to her room and meditate whenever she eats anything with mushrooms - so, almost every day - and she says she gains knowledge and wisdom about life and the Universe, or something like that", explained 6+6=12.
"So, 2+2=4, would you like to smell my fart now? Yes or no?", asked 1+1=10, smiling kindly.
"Sure! Yes!", said 2+2=4, "Can I put my nose in your butt, too?", he asked.
"Yes!", replied 1+1=10.
2+2=4 put his nose between 1+1=10's asscheeks and waited for her to fart.
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"Aaahhh~♥ that felt good to let out", she said, enjoying the feeling of having 2+2=4's nose right on her butt, and her fart truly did stink! It was very difficult for him to endure that smell, and 1+1=10 told him: "Wait, wait, I have another one! Please stay there~♥~nnnggghhh..."
***BBBPPPSSSFFFSSSFFFSSSHHHSSS***
"Aaaaaahhhhhh~♥ now I have farted on your face 10 times~♥", 1+1=10 said, giggling.
"10 times? You only farted twice!", said 2+2=4, feeling a bit confused.
"Oh, sorry, I forgot you use the decimal system~♥", she said, giggling and laughing a bit, "I have another fart now, get ready to sniff it!"
***BBBPPPSSSFFFSSSHHHSSSFFF***"11 farts on your face~♥", she said, laughing even more.
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"100 farts on your face! Those are a lot of farts in a short time~♥", she said, laughing, even though she knew that in 2+2=4's system, those were just 4 farts, but it was difficult for her to understand any system other than the binary one, "That's all for now, but I might have more farts for you later~♥", she said, so he pulled his face away, and he almost had to throw up. Those really were four farts to choke upon! They were very smelly! He needed some time to breathe fresh air outdoors to recover from the noxious smell that went up his nostrils.
"Hey 2+2=4! What about me? I also have to fart! You don't want to smell my fart?", asked 6+6=12.
"Sorry, 6+6=12, I need some time to breathe fresh air, otherwise I might throw up", he explained. 1+1=10's farts really messed up his nose and mind a lot, it was a really pungent smell of rot and decay.
"Oh, okay!", said 6+6=12, waiting, but feeling kinda excited and curious about what it feels like to fart right on someone's face.
After some time, 2+2=4 said that he was ready to smell her farts, so she farted on his face.
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"Aaahhh~~~♥ so, how does it smell? Do you like it?~♥", she asked, and 2+2=4 said that it smelled awful and that it was difficult to breathe it in, but that he was enjoying the experience of being face-farted.
After a while, it was time to go to sleep, and immediately before that, 6+9=F exited from her room, with a smile on her face, she looked like she was in heaven, and 2+2=4 assumed it was because of her 'meditation'.
"Hey 2+2=4! So, you want me to fart on your face, right?", asked 6+9=F.
"I mean... if you don't mind...", said 2+2=4, not wanting to sound clingy or desperate.
"Of course I don't! It's okay!", said 6+9=F, putting her butt on 2+2=4 without thinking twice, "You're okay with this, right? I didn't even ask you. I'm so naughty, hehe~♥"
"Oh, sure! I mean, I was the one who asked...", said 2+2=4, with his voice slightly muffled by 6+9=F's ass.
***PPPBBBRRRBBBRRR***
"Ah! 1 fart! Get ready, I have many more, I'm SUPER gassy right now after the meditation!", she explained.
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"2 farts!"
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"3 farts!"
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"4 farts!"
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"5 farts!"
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"6 farts!"
***RRRFFFRRRTTTRRRPPPSSSHHHRRR***
"7 farts!"
***FFFRRRTTTRRR***
"8 farts!"
***FFFRRRTTTRRRSSS***
"9 farts!"
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"A farts!"
***BBBRRRFFFSSSRRR***
"B farts!"
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"C farts!"
"..."
"Nnnggghhh... okay... I have no more farts! Sorry about that! But I blasted so many farts on your cute face~♥ C farts! Hey 2+2=4, are you okay? Did they smell a bit too bad and almost made you pass out? Hey....??? Oh thankfully you're okay!"
"Uggghhh... this smell is never gonna go away from my nose...", said 2+2=4, gagging because of the horrible stench of 12 farts she blasted right up his nose, it was a relentless assault of rotten farts that never seemed to stop, "But I'm happy...", 2+2=4, smiling happily and feeling satisfied that his wish became true.
"Well, good night then!", said 6+9=F, and all four girls hugged him before going to sleep.
The next day, they farted on his face again, and he was happy to live such a good life, and after some time, it was time for starset!
"Hey 2+2=4, would you like to see the starset with us? It's such a relaxing view! Yes or no?", suggested 1+1=10, and 2+2=4 accepted.
They went outdoors and looked at the starset, and the sky was slowly becoming darker, shifting from the yellow in the daytime to black in the nighttime.
Things seemed to be like heaven, but after a few days, something terrifying happened.
The four girls were all close to each other, and screaming in pain.
"Hey! Are y'all okay? What's going on?", asked 2+2=4, feeling worried.
"It's Full Satellite... 2+2=4, please, run away from us as quick as possible. Run... don't worry about us, we'll be fine", said 6+3=11.
2+2=4 was very hesitant about leaving, and he decided to stay.
"Please, run... 2+2=4, we love you", said 6+3=11.
He still decided to stay.
"ENERGIYA SPUTNIKA!!!", they all shouted in unison, morphing from four 'normal' girls, into one demoness.
The demoness had a very scary face, her eyes were so terrifying that they almost paralyzed 2+2=4 from fear, it was like staring right into the eyes of an error.
"So, you decided to stay, 2+2=4. My name is x÷0∀x≠0∈R", the demoness said, "Ŝîn̂ĉê ̂ŷôû ̂l̂îk̂ê ̂f̂âr̂t̂ŝ,̂ ̂Î'̂l̂l̂ ̂m̂âk̂ê ̂ŷôû ̂ŝm̂êl̂l̂ ̂ŝôm̂ê ̂ôf̂ ̂m̂în̂ê~̂♥̂", she said, with a glitchy voice, running at 2+2=4 and forcing her ass on hise nose, forcing his head there with her strong hands.
*̷̳*̷*̷̷P̷P̷P̷B̷B̷B̷R̷R̷R̷F̷F̷F̷S̷S̷S̷F̷F̷F̷S̷S̷S̷*̷*̷*̷
Her fart smelled corrupted, as if there was something deeply wrong with how putrid the smell was, like a mistake of nature, a smell so stinky that should not exist, and it went right up 2+2=4's nostrils.
"Uuuggghhh... please... stop farting on my face... your farts smell so awful!!! Let me go!!!", he cried, "Please, have mercy towards me, x÷0∀x≠0∈R!!!", he said, and he felt sick just by pronouncing her name, 'it's a name that shouldn't even exist', he thought, feeling sick both from the confusion and the nasty rotten stench that was pumped up his nostrils.
"L̐e̐t̐ ̐y̐o̐u̐ ̐g̐o̐?̐ ̐H̐a̐ ̐h̐a̐ ̐h̐a̐!̐ ̐Y̐o̐u̐'̐r̐e̐ ̐s̐o̐ ̐f̐u̐n̐n̐y̐!̐ ̐H̐e̐r̐e̐ ̐a̐r̐e̐ ̐s̐o̐m̐e̐ ̐m̐o̐r̐e̐ ̐f̐a̐r̐t̐s̐ ̐f̐o̐r̐ ̐y̐o̐u̐!̐ ̐I̐'̐l̐l̐ ̐f̐a̐r̐t̐ ̐o̐n̐ ̐y̐o̐u̐r̐ ̐f̐a̐c̐e̐ ̐[̐U̐N̐D̐E̐F̐I̐N̐E̐D̐]̐ ̐t̐i̐m̐e̐s̐,̐ ̐I̐'̐m̐ ̐a̐ ̐s̐u̐p̐e̐r̐ ̐g̐a̐s̐s̐y̐ ̐d̐e̐m̐o̐n̐e̐s̐s̐~̐♥̐", she said, with an cute evil glitchy laugh, "B̚u̚t̚ ̚b̚e̚f̚o̚r̚e̚ ̚I̚ ̚d̚o̚,̚ ̚I̚'̚l̚l̚ ̚t̚a̚k̚e̚ ̚m̚y̚ ̚p̚a̚n̚t̚s̚ ̚o̚f̚f̚!̚ ̚T̚h̚e̚y̚'̚r̚e̚ ̚u̚s̚e̚l̚e̚s̚s̚!̚ ̚A̚n̚d̚ ̚o̚f̚ ̚c̚o̚u̚r̚s̚e̚ ̚I̚ ̚w̚o̚n̚'̚t̚ ̚l̚e̚t̚ ̚y̚o̚u̚ ̚e̚s̚c̚a̚p̚e̚ ̚i̚n̚ ̚t̚h̚e̚ ̚m̚e̚a̚n̚w̚h̚i̚l̚e̚!̚", she said, shouting a spell against 2+2=4 to prevent him from escaping:
"ǑČČǓĽŤ ̌ǦŘǍV̌ǏŤY̌!̌"
As soon as she shouted the spell, 2+2=4 felt the gravity around him becoming so much stronger, he collapsed to the ground and were unable to get up. He was frightened, as he knew he had no chance to escape from his stinky doom. x÷0∀x≠0∈R put her ass on his face, now that she doesn't wear pants, the only thing that separates 2+2=4 from x÷0∀x≠0∈R's ass skin is a pair of yellow panties, which may or may not be illegal on Stingy-B, but does it matter? x÷0∀x≠0∈R is a demoness, after all!
*̴*̴*̴P̴P̴P̴B̴B̴B̴R̴R̴R̴F̴F̴F̴S̴S̴S̴T̴T̴T̴S̴S̴S̴F̴F̴F̴*̴*̴*̴
"I beg you, x÷0∀x≠0∈R, please let me go... your farts are... uuuggghhh... puuu... YOUR FARTS ARE SO STINKY!!! HAVE MERCY!!!", 2+2=4 cried, but x÷0∀x≠0∈R just laughed, she didn't seem to be willing to have mercy for him. Quite the contrary, she was enjoying his suffering from the smell of her farts.
"H͌a͌ ͌h͌a͌!͌ ͌N͌n͌n͌g͌g͌g͌h͌h͌h͌.͌.͌.͌~͌♥͌", x÷0∀x≠0∈R was ready to fart on 2+2=4's nose again.
*͊*͊*͊P͊P͊P͊B͊B͊B͊R͊R͊R͊F͊F͊F͊R͊R͊R͊S͊S͊S͊F͊F͊F͊*͊*͊*͊
"Uuuggghh...", 2+2=4 was gagging a lot, but he couldn't escape, he was powerless with his nose trapped between x÷0∀x≠0∈R's asscrack, right on her anus.
*̺*̺*̺B̺B̺B̺R̺R̺R̺F̺F̺F̺S̺S̺S̺F̺F̺F̺*̺*̺*̺
2+2=4 was feeling like he was going to pass out and drown in his own vomit sooner or later, that smell was truly unbearable, there was no way he could handle it.
"I̫'̫m̫ ̫g̫o̫n̫n̫a̫ ̫l̫e̫a̫v̫e̫ ̫t̫h̫i̫s̫ ̫h̫o̫u̫s̫e̫ ̫n̫o̫w̫", x÷0∀x≠0∈R said, and 2+2=4 was feeling a little bit relieved, ".̡.̡.̡a̡n̡d̡ ̡I̡'̡m̡ ̡g̡o̡n̡n̡a̡ ̡b̡r̡i̡n̡g̡ ̡y̡o̡u̡ ̡w̡i̡t̡h̡ ̡m̡e̡~̡♥̡", she continued. 2+2=4's mental relief was instantly gone. She casted another spell against 2+2=4.
"T̈ÏN̈Ÿ ̈C̈ÜR̈S̈Ë!̈", she shouted, and 2+2=4 became very tiny, about one inch (2.54 centimeters) tall. Then x÷0∀x≠0∈R picked 2+2=4 and she put him inside her panties.
*̑*̑*̑B̑B̑B̑ȒȒȒF̑F̑F̑ȒȒȒT̑T̑T̑ȒȒȒS̑S̑S̑F̑F̑F̑S̑S̑S̑*̑*̑*̑
To smell x÷0∀x≠0∈R's fart from up so close being so small was truly awful, the smell was sickening, nauseating, noxious, unbearable, and the thought to be trapped inside her panties with no way out was truly frightening. He had no choice but to smell her farts for as long as she wanted, perhaps forever? Will x÷0∀x≠0∈R come back to being the four girls once the Full Satellite period is over? 2+2=4 really hoped so, but in the meanwhile, he was doomed to suffer drenched in a rotten hot demoness fart stench for quite a while, in any case. He kept screaming but there was no use, even though he was suffering from the