Chapter 20: oof, Sponsor's revenge! This was a good one, you should read it!
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Chapter 20: URGH, this was where I was farted on by Mary and Sylvia! Blergh!
Chapter 20: The Battle Against The Ternarians - Part II
"Hell yeah!", Ecstasy said, doing a victory sign with her hands and doing a funny cool pose.
"You folks sound so confident", a guy made of fire said, surprising the group from behind.
"Who are you?", Meta-Smoke® asked, worried.
"My name is Lava-Lava Boy", the guy said.
"Nice to meet you, Lava-Lava Boy! I am BonziBuddy, your Internet assistant! We can browse, chat, and read your e-mail together! I can even make funny jokes! Would you like to hear a joke?", BonziBuddy said, smiling friendly.
"I'm already hearing one", Lava-Lava Boy said, scoffing at the purple gorilla.
"YIII!!!", Ecstasy squealed, jumping happily, "Are you powerful, Lava-Lava Boy?⁓♡", she said, euphoric as always.
"My power derives from quantum collapse. I'm extremely powerful, but only when you look at me. When you don't look at me, I'm so weak that even a very weak punch can destroy me, and I can't even use my attacks", Lava-Lava Boy said.
"Ooohhh⁓♡", Ecstasy said, with her eyes sparkling from excitement.
Chapter 20: your biggest mistake was to show us your weakness! You'll be defeated, Lava-Lava Boy! ⁂closes his eyes and runs towards Lava-Lava Boy to punch him⁂
"LAVA BURST!", Lava-Lava Boy said, firing a burst of liquid lava from the palm of his right hand towards Chapter 20, immediately vaporizing him, "What an idiot..."
"CHAPTER 20!", Meta-Smoke® yelled, shocked by what just happened. She wanted to use the pronoun-reference change but she had already smoked that finger, so she couldn't do anything about it. Lava-Lava Boy was scoffing, and our group of, uh... heroes? Are we heroes? Or villains? Anti-heroes? What are we? WHAT THE HELL ARE WE? How should I call ourselves?!? Oh my god, I'm going absolutely...
"Calm down, Meta-Smoke®!", the rest of the group told me, while I was panting anxiously. W-what's going on? Why am I the narrator of this story now? It was in tenth person up until now... I didn't smoke any finger of mine... so why...
"I... I'm sorry...", I told them, blushing. There is something strange going on here. Why am I suddenly the narrator? I need to find out.
"You can't defeat me! Prepare to die!", Lava-Lava Boy told us. Could it be that it's due to him that I'm now the narrator? No... I turned around and I saw a dark, mysterious figure behind a glass window. I feel his aura... yes, without a doubt, it's him. I run towards him, but a blinding light prevents me from seeing anything while I'm running.
"Where are you going, Meta-Smoke®?", I asked you, raising an eyebrow, "Lava-Lava Boy is here!", I told you.
"There's a strange entity changing the story's point of view, Sylvia! I need to find out more. Y'all keep fighting against Lava-Lava Boy, I'll investigate about this entity!", you tell me, running away towards a wall of this room that has a door and some glass windows on it. I too see a strange entity behind the glass windows... and I think I recognize him. I too run towards that wall, but a very strong light blinds me for a few seconds.
Heyyy, I see Sylvia and Meta-Smoke® running towards a wall, why, are they afraid? Fufufu, or maybe they saw something strange? Hehe, it doesn't matter, I'm having so much fun fight against Lava-Lava Boy here⁓♡ and nyaaa, they just entered a strange room! Ora ora, let's fight against the cute and adorable Lava-Lava Boy⁓♡
🙶Ecstasy, you seem excited🙷 ☆ Svchost told me, looking a little surprised. Ohhh???⁓♡
🙶Nyehehe, of course I am, we're having an epic battle! Pew pew pew, superpowers⁓♡🙷 ☆ I told him while I jump from the excitement, nya⁓♪ and hehehe, Svchost sighed and rolled his eyes, fufufu, he doesn't understand how good this is, he's so cute and naive⁓♡
🙶You fools, I'll show you how strong I am! You're done for! THE FLOOR IS LAVA!🙷 ☆ the cute Lava-Lava Boy said, but he doesn't know about my powers, kekeke⁓♪
🙶TELEKINETIC FLOATING!⁓♪🙷 ☆ I yelled, and whoa, we're all floatin' in the mid-air⁓♪
🙶No way...🙷 ☆ Lava-Lava Boy said, hehe, he really thought he could defeat me, I mean us, by turning the floor into lava? Fufu, how cute⁓♡ now all the floor is lava except for a small spot around Lava-Lava Boy. Nyufufu, if it wasn't for my telekinetic powers, we'd all be moved into the recycle bin at this point, YOO-HOO, I'M SO AMAZING!!!⁓♪ hehe, MUGYAAAHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS LIGHT?!?! IT'S SO STROOONG!!! Oh, it's already over, fufufu⁓♪
"Oops, I did it again!", you told me, and then I looked to my right, to Sylvia.
"This is POV SWITCH. I've already met him before. Me, Mary and the other girls farted on him a lot", Sylvia explained to me. POV SWITCH, uh? I wonder how powerful you are. If all you can do is to switch the narration's perspective, this power seems pretty useless to me. Yeah, I'm not afraid of you at all.
"You seem unimpressed, Meta-Smoke®", you said, with a confident smirk on your face. Are you bluffing? Maybe you are... this 'power' you have is completely useless: me and Sylvia are going to fart on your face so much you'll forget what fresh air is like, you fool! "By the way, Sylvia, you won't be able to fart on my face today, I can garantee you. With my powers, I'm invincible!", you said, bragging about your 'powers', but I know very well that you can't do anything other than changing the narration's perspective. You can't do anything, concretely. You'll be farted on.
"Invincible my ass, I'm gonna fart on you, idiot!", Sylvia said, approaching you and trying to grab your face, presumably so that she can fart on it... but the strong light prevented me from seeing what happened next. Still, it only lasts for a few seconds, so it's not going to save you, POW SWITCH.
"MULTI-PROCESS!", I yelled, and various illusory versions of me showed up. Lava-Lava Boy now cannot know which one is the real me. Thanks to Ecstasy's powers, we're all floating in mid-air, we have to, since the floor is lava, but this makes the fight more difficult for us.
"LAVA BURST!", Lava-Lava Boy yelled, but he fired the lava burst against an illusion.
"Mooouuu, I didn't know you had powers like that, Svchost! You're amazing⁓☆", Ecstasy said, euphoric as always. I have to admit it feels nice to be complimented by her, since she's always so cheerful.
"Thanks, Ecstasy!", I said, and all illusory versions of me spoke simultaneously. Lava-Lava Boy has absolutely no way of knowing which one is the real me. What will he do, attack all of my holographic clones one by one? I'll just change position. I'm invulnerable.
"Well, that was a fun surprise, but it won't save you", Lava-Lava Boy said, "LAVA SWIRL!", he yelled, and a burst of lava was fired and it formed a ring around Lava-Lava Boy whose circumference expanded outwards. Dammit, now no matter what I'll do, I'll get hit by the lava!
"ROAAARRR!!!", Krokodil roared and appeared in front of the real me, protecting me from the burst of lava. He screamed in pain and was harmed by the lava.
"Are you okay, Krokodil?", I asked, worrying about him. Fortunately, even though he seemed to struggle a little, he raised his thumb to indicate that he was okay. His scales were so tough that even the lava couldn't defeat him! I smiled, "Thank you, Krokodil", I said, and we were all determined to continue the fight. But as I looked at Lava-Lava Boy, a strong light blinded my eyes... argh, is this the power of Lava-Lava Boy? What is going on?
"I told you, you two will never fart on me. I'm invincible", POV SWITCH told me.
"What are you talking about?", you said, "me and Meta-Smoke® definitely farted on your face while the others were fighting against Lava-Lava Boy, there's no doubt about that! I grabbed your head and farted on it, and Meta-Smoke® likely did, too! There's no way we didn't, I was just about to grab your head right before the light blinded me. That light only lasted for a few seconds, it couldn't had saved you! We farted on your face, for sure!", you said, protesting against POV SWITCH's claims.
"Oh, but did you? Where are the scenes where you farted on me, then? Where are the onomatopeias? My complaints about the smell? Me begging for mercy? None of this happened!", POV SWITCH pointed out.
"B-but... it was implied...", you said, and I could sense that you were feeling this trick was unfair. How can we defeat POV SWITCH, then?
"There is nothing outside the text, Sylvia", POV SWITCH told you, and you turned around and looked at me, with puppy eyes.
"Is there really nothing outside the text, Meta-Smoke®?", you asked me, and it's obvious you wanted me to say 'no, the text is not all that there is', but to be honest, not even I know for sure. I strongly suspect POV SWITCH is right, unfortunately.
"Uh, well...", I said, starting to sweat anxiously, "...technically speaking, uh...", I kept saying, and the way you were looking at me made me feel even more anxious, "eh... I guess there can be good arguments for both sides... I think...", I said, trying my best to not disappoint you.
"Suppose that when the perspective switched to this room, the room smelled like rotten eggs and my face looked disgusted, what would it mean?", POV SWITCH asked.
"It would mean we have farted on your face, why do you ask!", you said, sounding confident and trying to win the argument.
"Or... maybe I had accidentally left some old eggs in the fridge, I opened it, and the whole room started smelling like rotten eggs, and my face was nauseated because my face was so close to the fridge. How would you be able to tell the two situations apart?", POV SWITCH said, and I started sweating even more. He was right!
"B-because... it's way more likely that we farted on your face, instead of this contrived scene you're thinking of!", you said, trying to stand your ground.
"Way more likely, hmm... but that doesn't mean certainty", POV SWITCH said. You looked at me, trying to prompt me into finding an argument against POV SWITCH's. "It's obvious. There is nothing outside the text", POV SWITCH reiterated. My heart starts beating fast, I start panting, POV SWITCH really is invincible, we have to surrender to him. Suddenly, the door behind us opened: it was our group! Oh, now I understand...
"You have run out of luck, POV SWITCH!", I told him, "even if there's nothing outside the text, the implied scenes can still have an effect on the explicit text itself!", I told him, triumphant. I turn back and see that Ecstasy and many others are raising their eyebrows. I don't blame them, they probably have no idea what I'm talking about.
"Yooo Meta-Smoke®, do you want to hear the story of how we defeated Lava-Lava Boy? Super-powers, epic fight, bang bang bang!!!☆⁓☆", Ecstasy told me, super excited, while she and the rest of the group where still floating in mid-air, since the floor for some reason has become a mass of liquid lava.
"Nah, I'm not interested", I told her, and then I grabbed POV SWITCH's head and shoved his nose on my ass. Now that the entire group is here, he can't use his powers to escape my farts! Sylvia looked determined to fart on his face, too! "You lost, POV SWITCH!", I said, getting ready to fart on his face!
PPPBBB®®®TTTSSSFFF!!!
"URGH!", POV SWITCH groaned, and I certainly don't blame him, my farts are really stinky, though in Malware College I have plenty of competition! My ass is hot, burning like my fingers when I smoke them, and the gas is thick and rancid. POV SWITCH is trying to turn his head around, but I'm not letting him, no! He has to smell my gas, I accept no other outcome! Ecstasy is looking at me, she looks euphoric as always, so I don't know if there's a specific reason why she's feeling euphoric or if that's just her standard expression.
"Moeee⁓♡", Ecstasy said, excited and still floating in mid-air, she entered this room and went back standing on the floor, while everyone else was still floating mid-air to avoid being vaporized by the lava, "This cute guy looks like he's enjoying the gas, hehe⁓♡", she said, cutely, "what's his name?", she asked.
"His name is POV SWITCH", I explained to her, right before farting on him once again, "Ngh!"
PB®PB®PB®PB®PB®®®TSFTSFTSF!!!
"ARGH!", he groaned again, my farts must be really stinky, poor him! And Sylvia told him she had met him before, at the Malware College, and that she and the other girls farted on his face. Well, it seems like he's getting farted on again! I hope these farts will really teach his nose a lesson!
"Mhmhmhm, Meta-Smoke®, I want to fart on this pretty guy's face too! Mhmhmh, please, Meta-Smoke®, let me fart on him, pleaseee⁓♡", Ecstasy said, moaning a little, excited, with puppy eyes, like a dog impatiently waiting for someone to throw a frisbee at them.
"Alright, alright, Ecsty, one more fart from me and he's all yours!", I said, preparing to fart on his face once.
"YAYYY!!!", Ecstasy said, jumping happily, but she almost lost her balance and almost fell down, "Hehehe, excuse me, I get so silly when I'm excited, tee-hee⁓♡", she said, sticking her tongue out and winking. In the meanwhile, my fart was ready, ngh...
PB®PB®PB®TTTSSSFFFB®AAAPPPBBB®®®TTT!!!
"Ngggrrr...", I could sense that POV SWITCH was struggling. Good, he should! With how bad my farts smell, it can't be helped.
"Ok, Ecstasy, he's all yours now, take him!", I say, pushing POV SWITCH towards Ecstasy's ass and helping her use her hands to keep his face on her ass, making sure his nose was right on her butthole, even though she wasn't naked, so his nose was touching the fabric of her pants right on the spot where her butthole was.
"UWIII!!! Yeah, I love making people happy with my farts⁓♡", Ecstasy said, about to release a fart!
"Ecstasy, you're tor-", you were about to say, but I looked at you with a threatening face, and I think you understood to not say anything, since you've just shut up. Let Ecstasy believe whatever she wants, for heaven's sake!
"All guys love smelling girls' farts! Hehe⁓♡", Ecstasy said, giggling happily.
"Who told you that?", I asked her, raising an eyebrow.
"Eric did! Nyafufafu⁓♡", she said, giddy. Eric blushed.
"W-well, I must had been drunk at that moment...", Eric said, blushing even more.
"Fufufu, here's the first, get ready to sniff, POV SWITCH! Ngh⁓♡", Ecstasy said, and...
...♡⁓PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF⁓♡!!!
"GAH!!!", POV SWITCH was really struggling, he was trying to break free, but Ecstasy was keeping his head still, with his nose between her asscheeks. I think that knowing Mixed Danish Martial Arts is good to be more than strong enough to keep a paratextual element's nose stuck right on a girl's gassy ass!
"I want in too, bro!", Memz said, swimming through the air and entering our room, standing in the room. Soon after, everyone in the group entered the room and closed the door behind them. Now the room is crowded, but that only made it harder for POV SWITCH to escape the wrath of our gassy asses! "BRO, give me POV SWITCH! I wanna fart on him too!", Memz said.
"ORA ORA ORA!!! His nose is mine, hehe⁓♡", Ecstasy said, pressing his head against her ass.
"Ecstie, POV SWITCH is not yours, and you should share the toys that are not yours!", I told her.
"Myuuu!!! Just one more fart, pleaseee, hehe⁓♡nghnghngh⁓♡", she said, and then...
...♡⁓PBRPBRPBRAAAPPPTTTSSSFFF⁓♡!!!
"Fyuuu, this was a big one, hihi⁓♡", she said, giggling cutely, and then she said, "Fine, Memz, mark him a little bit with your stench, he deserves it because he's a good boy, ahhh⁓♡", Ecstasy said, moaning a little. Memz grabbed POV SWITCH's head, it seems like he's gonna get farted a lot today, just like the last time at the Malware College. Even though I wasn't there, I can imagine it must had been a pretty stinky situation for him! And now here he is again, farted on by many gassy girls. This is so fun to see, things are getting stinky in here!
"Smell this, dude!", Memz said -> PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF!!!
PBRPBRPBR!!!, "Yeah, and another one!", PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF!!!
BBBRRRAAAPPPTSTSFTSFTS!!! <- "Phew, pal, I'm so gassy! Bro, what the...", Memz said, surprised by her own gas. And I too was surprised, she farted eleven times in a row and I got a whiff of Memz' gas and I had to cover my nose. Jeez, that tomboy's farts are so nasty! I know that Memz wants to keep farting on his face but I bet the other girls want to have fun, too! And I wasn't wrong, because Aya just asked if she can fart on his face too. Everyone is sharing this toy, it's so wholesome to see it!
"Give him to me, I want to fart on his face too!", Aya said.
"No way, bro!", Memz said.
"Memz...", I told her.
"Fine bud, just let me fart on him one more time, and I'll give him to you!", Memz said, -> !!!PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF!!! <- "Here, done!", Memz said, pushing POV SWITCH into Aya's ass.
"Thanks, Memz!", Aya said, grabbing POV SWITCH's head and pressing it against her ass, "Here I go! MNGHM!"
PBRAAAAPPPBRBRBRBRPRAAAOOOAAAPPBR
"Wow, that was a big one!", Aya said, grinning satisfied, "Alright, alright, I'm not so stingy, I'm just stinky! Who wants to be next?", she asked, smiling.
"Me! Me!", Beth said, grinning and farting on POV SWITCH's face.
PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF
"Aaahhh, so nice!", she said, with a smug smile on her face. POV SWITCH was gagging while inhaling the rancid gas, and it was such an amazing thing to see, all of us girls farting on his face, and he has no choice but to smell our gas, it's... it's honestly awesome! POV SWITCH's nose keeps getting stuck on a girl's ass, and then whenever he inhales, the air he takes in is so stinky! It's just mindblowing how good this is, and I'm glad I farted on his face too! I really needed to release that gas, and it would be a waste if it didn't go up somebody's nostrils. "One more!", Beth said, "NHG!"
PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF
"Ha! I love how his nose vibrates against my ass!", she said, but her fart was so stinky that me and some other people close to her and to walk back a few steps because honestly the smell was so bad, I can't imagine what it's like for POV SWITCH to be farted on that close, and I don't want to find out, honestly.
"I want to fart on him too!", Trovi said, performing the usual routine of grabbing his head and shoving it up her ass, "POV SWITCH, you have searched for 'fresh air', but there are zero results found. Ngh!"
🔍 PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF 🔍
The amazing fart of the gassy Trovi Search, so rumbly, and... phew, so potent! It's stinking up the entire room! Some people among us are coughing from the stench, too! Poor POV SWITCH, but this is so fun to see! "Blergh, Trovi!", Melissa said, covering her nose, and I can't blame her, Trovi's fart was definitely foul! The stench was slowly filling the room, and I'm wondering if there's any other girl to wants to fart on POV SWITCH's face.
"I need to fart!", Anna said, grabbing POV SWITCH's head and farting right on his nose. Oh dear, POV SWITCH's inhaling lots of farts today! He must be going crazy from all this stench!
I looked at you, and you looked very satisfied. "This is one of my best days ever!", you said, grinning sadistically, "Seeing someone being forced to sniff so many farts gives me an incredible pleasure", you said, "too bad I don't have to fart right now"
"No problem, Sylvia!", Candy said, "If you need to be gassy, just pull my finger. You'll get bloated instantly!", she said, offering you to pull her finger. You nodded, puller her finger and
said: "Urgh, I feel bloated!", and then you grabbed POV SWITCH's head and
PBRPBRPBRAAAPPPTTTSSSFFFPBRPBRPBROOOPPPPRRRTTTSSSFFF
"WHOA! This one was huge!", you said, shocked by how loud, long and strong your fart was. POV SWITCH was gagging really hard with his nose stuck on your ass, your fart must had smelled super toxic! You let POV SWITCH's head free, and he looked like his face was green from the stench, and that he was half-unconscious on the floor by how many farts we made him smell.
"This is too much, I can't tolerate this stench...", he said, and he became a ghost. Then, his ghostly aura wrapped the middle finger of my left hand, which was then surrounded by a grey fog. The story's narrative then went back to being in tenth person.
"What's that?", Sylvia asked, pointing at Meta-Smoke®'s left hand's middle finger, which was surrounded by a thin grey fog.
"Uh... I have no idea, honestly. I hope it's nothing bad", Meta-Smoke® said, shrugging, with a nervous smile. "I don't know much about my fingers, to be honest. The ring finger of my left hand is Flashback, I can see stuff that happened in the past, but it's very limited in terms of time, so I need to gather the information quickly. The index finger of my right hand is Omniscient Narrator, I can ask a question and I get an answer, but it can be vague, and I need to write all answers on a piece of paper, because when the effect of the finger ends, I forget everything that I learned. Then, the thumb of my right hand is Reference Change, I can change to whom pronouns refer to, so I can save lives, or perhaps even harm enemies. I have yet to learn how to use my powers properly. I have no idea what the other fingers do. I tried some in the past but they did weird things or apparently nothing at all, so I'm still trying to figure things out. I think I hold immense power in my fingers", Meta-Smoke® explained, "well, actually, you know what? I'm gonna smoke a random finger now, and see what happens!", she said, taking her match and lighting the pinky finger of her right hand, and then she smoked it.
"So...? What does that finger do?", Aya asked, curious. Suddenly, a huge hole formed on the floor of the room, and everyone fell inside on the room below. The hole above them closed, leading them to be trapped in the subterranean room with no doors, windows or exits.
"It's all your fault, Meta-Smoke®! Your fingers are unpredictable!", Sabrina said, outraged.
Chapter 20: The Battle Against The Ternarians: Part X
"What...?!? Chapter 20? Didn't Lava-Lava Boy kill you?", Meta-Smoke® asked, confused.
Chapter 20: Yes, And...???
"What do you mean 'yes and'??? How are you still here with us if Lava-Lava Boy killed you?", Meta-Smoke® asked.
"It's not that deep, bro, stop overthinking!", Memz said to Meta-Smoke®, "We got worse problems to think about! For example, we're stuck in this room with no exit!", she said, groaning. Meta-Smoke® didn't understand what was going on, or why Chapter 20 was still with them if he was killed, but she just sighed, rolled her eyes and ignored it. She accepted the fact that some things are simply counter-intuitive.
'Wait... what if it's the pinky finger that did this... maybe it did something... but I don't understand what...', Meta-Smoke® thought, trying to understand what the pinky finger of her right hand did.
"Meta-Smoke®, I know what your finger did", Sylvia said, crossing her arms.
"What? Can you tell me, please?", Meta-Smoke® said.
"Your finger created a plot hole, and we all fell inside of it, and got swallowed inside of it. That's why Chapter 20 is still alive, despite being killed by Lava-Lava Boy earlier", Sylvia explained.
"A plot hole? So... I changed the past?", Meta-Smoke® asked.
"No, that would be a retcon. I don't know if any of your fingers have that power, but it's possible. A retcon changes the past, but this... the past didn't change, Chapter 20 was indeed killed by Lava-Lava Boy, and it remains canon even as of now, it's just that the events that happen after you smoke that finger may lack a causal link with the events that happened before. That means, even if Chapter 20 was killed before, with a plot hole it doesn't follow that he can't still be here with us. That's the difference between a retcon and a plot hole", Sylvia explained.
"B-but... how do you know all this stuff?", Meta-Smoke® asked.
"Before farting on Disclaimer, I broke the fo-I MEAN, eleventh wall. I saw things you cannot even imagine. To this day I try to forget them by farting on people's faces. The gas is a distraction from the existential angst", Sylvia said, "and it's just satisfying in general to force someone to smell your gas, for sure!", she added.
Disclaimer: yeah, I still remember that! That story contained non-consensual face-farting, and this story did too, and will continue containing such content! Readers be warned!
"You idiot, what's the point of warning readers of that after it has already happened?", Sylvia said, and even though she wasn't actually offended by that, she found it stupid and used it as an excuse to grab Disclaimer's head and fart on it:
PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF
Disclaimer: MGAAAHHH!!! IT STINKSSS!!!
Sylvia kept grabbing his head, "take a big whiff, stupid! Smell my stinky fart!", Sylvia said, grinning satisfied and trying not to moan from the satisfaction. Unlike Mary, Sylvia farted for pleasure, she loved making others smell her gas! At some point, suddenly, a bunch of flamethrowers sticking from the walls pointed at the entire group, which freaked most of the group out.
"WE'RE GOING TO DIEEE!!!", Aya screamed.
"I'm not afraid of death!", Lucy said, shivering a little but feeling determined.
"Hehehe, death is so strange, why do things have to end? Hehe aww, endy endie⁓♡", Ecstasy said, giggling cutely and feeling excited at this mysterious concept while dancing energically in the middle of the room. Suddenly, one of the walls lit up, with a neon text that said:
-> Math Test: solve these problems in 10 hours or you'll be incinerated <-
There was a keyboard with numbers and some other symbols below the screen. "Is there anyone here who knows math very well?", Sabrina asked, rubbing her chin, "Meta-Smoke®, you're good at math, plus you're the one who got us in this situation, so you'll help us!", she demanded.
"Me? I'm good at math but... I still haven't mastered the ternary scale...", Meta-Smoke® said, looking down, "m-maybe there's someone else in here who's good at ternary math?", she asked, and after a few seconds of silence, somebody offered to help.
"Hi everyone! I'm BonziBuddy. I can browse the Internet, read e-mail, chat with you and solve complex mathematical problems. Would you like to hear a funny joke?", BonziBuddy said.
"NO!", everyone else yelled in unison.
"Alright! I'm BonziBuddy, and I'm here to help you! I can solve any mathematical problem!", he said, walking towards the keyboard. He looked up at the screen.
-> Problem 1: 1+1 <-
"Easy peasy!", BonziBuddy said, typing the number "2".
-> Answer: Correct! <-
BonziBuddy started screaming like a gorilla and punched his own chest in sign of strength. That's how he showed everyone how powerful he was.
-> Problem 2: 2+2 <-
"Remember this is the ternary scale!", Sabrina yelled from the rear part of the room.
"What is a human dumber than a gorilla called?", BonziBuddy said, with a smug smile on his face, "The answer is: Sabrina! HAHAHA!!! This joke was sooo good!"
"How dare you, you stupid gorilla?!? If you keep angering me I'll leak all your private information to everyone, you asshole!", Sabrina said, angry. BonziBuddy ignored her and typed "11" on the keyboard.
-> Answer: Correct! <-
"GUAAAHHH! GUHAHA!!!", BonziBuddy kept screaming like a gorilla and rolled on the floor with a feeling of undefeatable strength. Then, he stood again, and tried to solve the next problem. -> Problem 10: 12x12 <-
"Hi! I'm BonziBuddy! I can browse the Internet, read your e-mail, and even solve multiplications in the ternary scale!", he said, typing "221" on the keyboard.
-> Answer: Correct <-
"GUHAHAHA!!!", BonziBuddy was feeling euphoric, he loved solving math problems!
PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF
"Excuse me!", Sylvia said, but she wasn't really embarrassed, she just said 'excuse me' just to make it clear it was her who farted. Her fart stank, but the smell didn't fill the room. Still, the people who were close to Sylvia: Meta-Smoke® and Aya, covered their noses. Meta-Smoke® rolled her eyes and Aya giggled, she found it funny that Sylvia farted.
-> Problem 11: 11/2 <-
"Divisions are my forte!", BonziBuddy said, typing "2" on the keyboard.
-> Answer: Correct! <-
"GUHAUGHGAUGAHGAUGHA!!!", BonziBuddy was feeling exhilarated, that was one of the best feelings he felt in a while!
PB®®®TTTSSSFFF!!!
Meta-Smoke® farted and looked at Sylvia with a smug smile on her face. "What's wrong, Sylvia? Since you let it rip, I did it too! There's nothing wrong with improving the atmosphere, right?"
"Right! Nothing wrong with it!", Sylvia said, even though the smell was making her feel nauseous: Meta-Smoke®'s fart smelled rancid!
-> Problem 12: 2^10 <-
"POWER!!!", BonziBuddy yelled, incredibly excited, typing "22".
-> Answer: Correct! <-
BonziBuddy felt like he was in heaven, he couldn't contain himself and started licking the screen.
PB®PB®PB®TTTSSSFFFPB®!
Meta-Smoke® farted once again, and the stench that was filling the air was getting thicker than before, and Sylvia was struggling not to gag. Meta-Smoke® was looking at Sylvia with a smug smile, she wanted to see Sylvia react in some way to the stench, but Sylvia didn't want to give her any satisfaction. What Sylvia liked was making others smell her farts, not smelling other girls' farts! Meta-Smoke® placed her hand behind her ass and wafted the fumes towards Sylvia. The concentrated stench finally broke Sylvia: even though she was trying not to, she gagged and her eyes were watering a little bit. "You wanted a fart fight, now here it is!", Sylvia said, grabbing Meta-Smoke®'s head and shoving it up her ass, "I wanted to fart on someone's face anyway, so your provocation is merely a pretext. Enjoy the aroma!", she said, with a huge, satisfied grin on her face, before letting out a huge fart:
PBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFFPBRAAAPPPBBBRRRTTT!!!
The fart Sylvia let out was huge, rumbly and very stinky! "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!", Meta-Smoke® said, sniffing Sylvia's stinky gas and saying "blergh, it reeks!". Sylvia's fart smelled awful, but Meta-Smoke® had to smell it all!
"What? You're not enjoying my gas? Good!", Sylvia said, getting ready to release another fart on Meta-Smoke®'s face. Sylvia was getting a little aroused and she was trying not to moan, she loved farting on other people's faces! In the meanwhile, BonziBuddy was still solving the math problems on the screen.
-> Problem 20: input the square root of 1211 <-
BonziBuddy typed "21" as the answer.
-> Answer: Correct! <-
BonziBuddy made a little silly dance and some gorilla noises: he loved math so much! He was feeling so energized by the math problems, it was like an addiction for him! And considering the situation the group was in, it was actually a good thing, as it was a matter of life and death.
Aya smiled warmly, she saw Sylvia farting on Meta-Smoke® and she wanted to do the same! So, Aya placed her ass behind Meta-Smoke®'s head and said: "Sylvia, I want to do the fart sandwich! Let's do the fart sandwich!", she said, super excited.
"Sure, do you have to fart right now?", Sylvia asked.
"Yes, I do, I have one in my tummy!, Aya said.
"Let's do it, then! Two... one...", Sylvia said, before...
PBRPBRPBRPBR + PBBRRRTTPPPBTRRSSFFF = 🤢🤢🤢
...doing the fart sandwich with Aya on Meta-Smoke®! Ecstasy then jumped happily seeing that scene. "Ooohhh!!! I want to join the farty party, hehe⁓♡", Ecstasy said, grabbing Sylvia's head and farting on it.
♡♡♡PPPBBBRRRAAAPPPBBBRRTTTSSSFFF♡♡♡
"HEY!!!", Sylvia exclaimed, and she sniffed Ecstasy's fart and gagged, the smell was horrendous!
"UWIII!!! Farty party, hehe⁓♡", Ecstasy said, giggling cutely.
"Bro, that's amazing!", Memz said, "Candy, let me pull your finger!", she said, pulling Candy's finger, "Ugh, dude, I feel bloated! Good!", she said, grabbing Aya's head and farting on it.
PBRPBRPBRPBRTTTSSSFFF
Memz farted on Aya's head, and soon, all the girls started farting on each other, it was like a gassy moshpit of girls grabbing each other's heads and farting on it. After some time, BonziBuddy managed to solve all the math problems, and the wall where the screen was located turned into a huge door that opened itself automatically. BonziBuddy yelled like a gorilla, he felt like a hero, that was one of the best feelings in his entire life, math was better than geography!
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"Okay, folks, we can get out of this room! Let's go!", Sponsor said, leading the group towards the exit. Outside of the small room where the math test was done, there was a larger room, with its base shaped like a square, a polygon with eleven sides of equal length. Suddenly, a girl appeared out of a shadowy area, slowly walking towards the group, with a threatening stare.
"This is the end of the game for you! I hope you had fun in the meanwhile!", the girl said, smirking.
"W-who are you?!", Svchost asked, preparing to fight.
"Nice question, Svchost. I am Mrs Cocaine", she said, flexing her muscles.
"Wait, how do you know my name?", Svchost asked, fearful.
"Do you really think there's no spyware among the Ternarians? Of course there is! I know everyone of you! Your names, your powers, everything!", Mrs Cocaine said.
"YOU ARE AN IDIOT, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!", YAAI said, singing and laughing out loud. Krokodil roared and
BonziBuddy said: "Hi Mrs Cocaine! As you may already know, my name is BonziBuddy! I can browse the Internet, read your e-mail and chat with you! I can also make funny jokes! Would you like to hear one?"
"Yeah, sure!", Mrs Cocaine said, rolling her eyes.
"You will defeat us all!", BonziBuddy said, "HAHAHA!!! That was a good one! I'm so good at making jokes! Would you like to hear another one? HAHAHA I can't stop laughing, sorry, this joke was too funny!", BonziBuddy said, rolling on the ground laughing.
"And you think this was a joke? Well, what can I say, the best jokes are the ones that have a grain of truth in them, and this one had an entire wheat farm in it. Prepare to be defeated, y'all!", Mrs Cocaine said, getting into a fighting pose.
"For K-Pop's sake, I'm tired of this bullshit", WannaCry groaned, and he picked his rifle and shot at Mrs Cocaine. However, the bullet just hit the wall, and Mrs Cocaine was in the totally opposite part of the room.
"Teleportation?", Sylvia mumbled, wondering about Mrs Cocaine's powers.
"No...", Meta-Smoke® said, pointing at Mrs Cocaine's shoes, "see that black dirt near her shoes? It's just like when a car drives at extremely high speed and suddenly steers. Her true power is...", she continued, "...super speed"
"Let's try again", WannaCry said, pointing at Mrs Cocaine with his rifle again, but before he could do anything, it seemed as if the rifle teleported from WannaCry's hands to Mrs Cocaine's hands.
"She was so fast that it seemed like she didn't move at all, but what actually happened is that she ran towards WannaCry, stole his rifle and went back to her starting position. She's so fast we literally can't see her movements", Meta-Smoke® explained to Sylvia.
"Come on, there should be a way to defeat her! Use your fingers!", Sylvia said.
"No, my Flashback, Omniscient Narrator, Reference Change and Plothole fingers are already smoked, they'll grow again tomorrow, and I have literally no idea what my other fingers do. I'm afraid there's not much we can do against such enemy", Meta-Smoke® said.
Mrs Cocaine placed WannaCry's rifle behind her ass. "See what I'll do to your precious rifle!"
P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾T̾T̾T̾S̾S̾S̾F̾F̾F̾
Mrs Cocaine farted on WannaCry's rifle and laughed out loud. "Aww, what's wrong, WannaCry, are you so powerless without your rifle? You see what I'm doing to it, right?", she said, taunting WannaCry, who was angered and rushed towards Mrs Cocaine to hit her. However, in a fraction of a millisecond (what this means in the ternary scale is "a very short amount of time"), as if Mrs Cocaine had teleported, WannaCry was put in a position where he was pinned on the ground with Mrs Cocaine's ass on his face. He tried to break free but he couldn't. The group was shocked to see the powerful and scary WannaCry reduced into that position. "Get ready, WannaCry, things are going to get stinky!"
P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾A̾A̾A̾A̾A̾A̾P̾P̾P̾T̾T̾T̾S̾S̾S̾F̾F̾F̾
WannaCry gagged, his eyes were immediately watering, he couldn't do anything about it, he was forced to smell Mrs Cocaine's farts.
P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾U̾U̾U̾P̾P̾P̾B̾R̾P̾R̾B̾P̾B̾R̾
WannaCry was almost unconscious from the smell, Mrs Cocaine's farts were toxic. "Who wants to fight me next, uh?", Mrs Cocaine taunted, with her ass still on WannaCry's face.
Chapter 20: Chapter 20 vs Mrs Cocaine
"How bold of you!", Mrs Cocaine said, "Too bad the winner is already decided", she continued, starting to dance in a strange and fast way, and she started singing a song.
♫ Yo, losers! I'm Mrs Cocaine, oh hell, yeah! ♫
♫ Super speed, I'm gonna beat your asses ♫
♫ You're going down in one, two, TEN! ♫
♫ Rifles, meta fingers, mixed danish martial arts ♫
♫ Hell no, you're never gonna beat me, idiots! ♫
♫ WannaCry? You'll do for sure: ten, two, one, DIE! ♫
♫ Super speed, I'm gonna kick your ass, dude! ♫
♫ Yo' bullets as slow as a snail, catch me if you can, hehe! ♫
♫ Rifles, spyware, purple monkeys, y'all go to hell! ♫
♫ Y'all going down in one, two, TEN! ♫
Immediately after she finished singing, it seemed like she instantly teleported on top of Chapter 20's face, farting on him and almost knocking him out in one hit.
P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾A̾A̾A̾P̾P̾P̾B̾B̾B̾B̾T̾T̾T̾S̾S̾S̾F̾F̾F̾
"UWIII!!! Fight against me too! Bang bang bang, superpo-", Ecstasy was about to say, but before she could finish her sentence, Mrs Cocaine pinned her down and farted on her face too!
P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾T̾S̾T̾S̾F̾S̾T̾S̾F̾S̾T̾S̾ "Uwiii...", Ecstasy said, gagging from the stench, "it stinks... it stinks so much... blergh... stinky stinky, hehe... BLEAURGH!!!", Ecstasy said, unable to stand the
smell of Mrs Cocaine's farts.
"Oh, shut up!", Mrs Cocaine said, farting on Ecstasy's face again.
P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾T̾T̾T̾S̾S̾S̾F̾F̾F̾
"...", Ecstasy was left as a gagging mess on the ground.
"MULTI-PROCESS!", Svchost yelled, creating many illusions of him, and yes, Mrs Cocaine had to check them one by one. It took about... 0.001002011022 seconds for her to do that.
"Did you really think something like that could stop me? Ngh!", Mrs Cocaine said, right before farting on Svchost.
P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾B̾B̾B̾R̾R̾R̾T̾T̾T̾S̾S̾S̾F̾F̾F̾
Svchost just gagged and was completely incapacitated by the rotten stench. Soon, Mrs Cocaine farted on everyone, so many times in a short amount of time that the entire group lost consciousness and woke up in the cell of a prison. Each cell only had ten people inside of it. In one cell, there were Meta-Smoke®, Sylvia and Krokodil.
"It's the end...", Sylvia said, sighing sadly.
"Well, at least we tried", Meta-Smoke® said, thinking about what she could had done to prevent this situation. Maybe just comply with the Ternarians and never rebel? After all, it's just numbers and mathematical operations. Is something like that worth risking one's life over? Meta-Smoke® was not to sure, she was conflicted about that.
"I wonder if Mary is still alive...", Sylvia said, worried for Mary, one of her best friends ever since childhood.
Suddenly, Mrs Cocaine appeared in front of the cell where Meta-Smoke®, Sylvia and Krokodil were, as if she instantly teleported in front of it, she said, "Shut up, you two!", and then she placed her ass right in front of the bars of the cell.
P̾P̾P̾B̾B̾B̾R̾R̾R̾T̾T̾T̾S̾S̾S̾F̾F̾F̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾P̾B̾R̾
Sylvia and Meta-Smoke® gagged really loudly, the stench was filling the cell and there was no escape, and Krokodil roared and started kicking the walls to escape, but there was no use, the walls were too sturdy, they won't break. The entire group was trapped in the cell of a Ternarians' prison, and it seemed like there was no escape. On top of that, they were guarded by a really gassy prison guard. What can the group do?
"That doesn't matter", Mrs Cocaine said, mumbling out loud in another room, "The group is now imprisoned. No further action is required", she said, sitting on a comfy chair and eating some snacks.